/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Previous thread: >>60012848
sorry I messed up please call me a retard

>>60052461
It happens tensai

gura?

i want knot's knots

I will support my awkward sharkwife forever and ever.

Sex with a fembud.

>>60052461
It’s fine everyone made mistake. Here a medal from goomba

Gura cute Gura cute!

So what are you doing now, chumbies? Playing geams?

Gurass

>>60053634
Waiting for siege to start in black desert online.

>>60053634
watching doog and fauna and playing games

>>60053634
Playing wc3 customs.

>>60053634
got back from vacation
now im playing bg3 and going to listen to fwmc

Why does Gura hate my fucking guts when all I wanna do is love her and call her cute?

>>60053634
Ye. Felt like checking cyberpunk out since its being hyped up again.

>>60053634
still messing with Bing's AI, it seems they REALLY cranked up the censorship, so no more images of fat people in wheelchairs covered in cheetos
it was fun while it lasted

>>60053792
surprisingly theres a lot of hololive fans in bdo community, lots of schizos too

>>60055260
Are there? I believe it, I run into schizos in that game all the time.

>>60053634
Cyberpunk. I played it after dropping Starfield and Cyberpunk really shits all over that game.

Goob

Have you considered that maybe gura is finally taking her japanese studies seriously and doing reps all day every day until she's fluent?

>>60055915
Cute Goob

gura said she's here to make us happy, like all hololive girls. does that mean she intends to make us unhappy with her absence? or does she maybe not see herself as a part of hololive anymore, and thus doesnt have the same duty as the other hololive girls?

I cant shake off the feeling that maybe gura felt a little dumb/overshadowed with how serious fwmc is about hololive. it almost sounded like she wanted
to complain about them and then managed to turn it into a compliment.

just a thought passing by, anyone ponder about this?

>>60056075

>>60054416
I noticed that too, is the game finally finished now or something?

>>60057082
Haven't checked but I assume DLC probably dropped.

I love Gura the most!

>>60056732
I've pondered about Gura and this current situation from many different angles, but the only conclusion I've really reached is that I have no clue what the hell is going on or what to do about it. Maybe you're right about the "protect your smile" moment, but it's hard to really understand what goes through her head. She just needs to tell us herself.

>>60056732
I think you might be overthinking this one, man.

>>60053634
I'm testing my last hard drive while watching the Minecraft VOD from 11/14/2020

i am unable to look at her face without smiling

>>60057082
>>60057137
Yeah, new DLC dropped and apparently it's really good. Not sure if I'm gonna bother checking it out myself, but I'm considering it.

I think Gura is just slightly dumb

>>60057516
Still the cutest!

>>60057516
just a lil bit

>>60057516
Only slightly? Like she is genuinely smart in a few different ways, but boy is she really stupid in a lot of others. But it's part of what makes her so endearing and entertaining.

and then she also had this weird realization in a member/karaoke i dont remember, where she asked us how much gura we have in our week and most of us said daily and she was dumbfounded, i believe she even said something like "really? that much?"

who is that dumb shark to not know how much we love and need her.

I genuinely dont remember if that was an unarchived moment or not and im too drunk to look it up anyone know what im talking about or am i just schizo rambling

>>60057734

>>60057516
Please don't say stuff like that about my cute daughterwife too often please, she can get very self conscious about it.

>>60056732
Or she’s just a dumbass who heard the FWMC thing, went “YEAH I wanna do that” in the moment and then moved on not thinking people would take it as seriously as they are.

>>60057801
fuck man the bgm makes this so perfectly sad i guess I should sleep :(

So I did it after all this time. I ended my Gura membership. At this point, I'm just giving away money without anything in return and I can no longer use the perks I pay for. I am also canceling my preorder for her new merch as well because this time it seems like she is not coming back any time soon and no longer takes the job seriously. It's also possible that she no longer works for them and Cover is holding off as long as they can before they have to make an announcement to try and do as much of a money grab as they can.

>>60058045
Honestly the way she just stopped what she was doing in the stream unprompted to announce it was really weird looking back at it. It seemed like something she was planning on saying for some reason.

>>60058636
>I can no longer use the perks I pay for
Wrong, you can use as many emotes in comments as you want as a member.

>>60058636
you can't cancel merch dummy

>>60057801
This poor girl just can't seem to get it in her head that people simply enjoy spending time with her doing literally anything or nothing. It's some sort of defense mechanism for her or something.
I wanna hug her.

>>60058849
Yes, you can if they don't let you call the CC company its easy I sent in my email explaining it is because of how she has been doing, and if they say no then I will do the letter.

One moment I keep thinking back to is during a member stream around a year ago, it was right after a long hiatus where she had just come back and was streaming more and tweeting when something came up again. She read an SC thanking her for doing so and saying it meant a lot and he was glad to have Gura as his oshi.

She had kind of strange reaction to it. She seemed to get sort of defensive and frustrated, just kept saying that she was trying. I think she did say thank you eventually, but overall just seemed more bothered by it than anything. I tried not to think about it too much at the time, but it always stood out to me as really weird.

Did the artist forget the tail for this?

>>60058636
>It's also possible that she no longer works for them and Cover is holding off as long as they can before they have to make an announcement to try and do as much of a money grab as they can.
That's what the deafening silence feels like, she stopped communicating right about the time the homos didn't renew contracts, I think she didn't renew but they worked out a separate deal to shill the merch they already produced for her anniversary so they wouldn't take a loss on it. I'm expecting an official announcement a little while after merch ships.

>>60053634
Disgaea 7 is keeping me entertained in the mean time. May name some generic unit Gura if it has a similar color scheme.

>>60059138
gabby is gura dumbud

>>60059130
do you remember the stream? I kinda remember her getting defensive but it seemed like she knew the person or something.

>>60059252
Next you are going to say dinogura is gura

>>60059138

>>60059252
Retard

>>60059337
yeah, it was the dome keeper stream, one of the few game members streams she ever did

>>60059373
thanks chumbie

>>60059152
it feels like that may be the case and its upsetting iv been with her day 1 and I have my 2 year badge today and wanted so badly to make it to the 3 year mark because in the start I did not have the money to member to her.

>>60059420
ok thank you. I will rewatch it since I did not watch that one in full anyway so that will give me something to do.

>>60056732
I've read this again and think Gura just doesnt really know how to sweet talk. Maybe its wrong to hold her responsible to her word (does that mean its not genuine?), but it still makes a good tease. imagine someone saying theyll always be there for you, which they obviously cant and you bring it up and turn it into some backhanded thing where you now guilt trip them and say they must hate me then if theyre not here for me.

>>60059633
If you have the time, you should rewatch the morgellons stream. It'll give a lot of insight into gura's psyche.

>>60059642
It's not sweet talk, it's just stringing people along if she has no intention of even attempting to keep her word.

>>60059737
I do I will also rewatch it. I have missed a lot of her past streams so I will also give them a watch but there was a few streams where I can think of my self that she had got an odd super chat and her demeanor changed (a full 360) It seemed she knows them and had been talking about her job or something or had been meeting with them or something.

Yeah sorry, no one understands her like I do. Her real husband.
Keep trying though.

>>60060046

>>60060128
This is my post btw

86 days till gura steams again

Armored Core 6 is pretty fun

Any more streams besides the Dome Keeper and the Morgellons stream to watch of hers? ones where she did not seem to be acting right after a comment or superchat of some kind? I am off work for the next 2 weeks so I can watch a lot of Gura's streams and I would like to watch only the ones where that stuff stands out.

bread

>>60061080

>>60060852
I would like to say sorry about listing Morgellons as a stream now after just looking for it just to find out it was not a game to start with or a stream she ever did. But any more of Gura streams i'm more than ready to watch the kind of ones I requested for you to recommend for me.

how come when I try and search for a stream on gura's channel it will pull up every stream about that on youtube and not just her channel? Because of this I can not find any of her streams fast anymore and i'm stuck using my mouse wheel looking that way.

do you think gura has ever kissed a man

>>60060852
Why not just start from the beginning? Instead of fishing for streams where she doesn't "seem to be acting right" or whatever. Can't you just enjoy the girl for who she is? She has her good days and she has her bad days, like everyone else. Embrace them both.

>>60061572
use the search on her channel

>>60061622
I plan on doing that but I wanted to do this before we get the announcemnet she is leaving plus I wanted to make her a youtube video about all of the timestamps from it because I think it will make her happy because if she does stay she may watch it at the end of the year to look back at all the things she did for us This Whole Year.

>>60061764
there's a search on her channel?

>>60061604
she kissed me plenty of time.

>>60061764
I did and it seems to pull up everything but any of her videos and I don't know why, I don't know if this is a me thing or everyone or only a few people but i'll add that it happens on other channels as well so not just hers.

>>60061818
right of the ABOUT button theres a lens that lets you search for just her channel, idk how it is on mobile if you are

>>60061807
Anon... why are you fucking with people?

>>60061957
I have the zoom set higher cause my eyes are shit and that makes it so this search thing is completely invisible iwthout clicking a little arrow. I never knew it existed. great design youtube

>>60062075
i'm not I 100% plan to do this to help Gura out because I love her and I want to make her happy and if I did this for her she may feel like she can stream more for us. I miss her and I want her back so If I make her something she may come back. This is my way of thinking about it but iv been upset for the last 3 weeks and it would have made it easier for me to see her stream so its been tuff for me.

fat fuck (tail)

>>60062160
https://www.youtube.com/@GawrGura/search?query=minecraft
does this show up videos of any other channel? it should be just on hers, thats how it is for me. if your keywords cant be found it shows random videos of her channel instead of "no results". youtube is dumb

>>60062281

>>60062828
meant for >>60061891

sorry about your eyes tho lol

>>60062828
no I found it it's just dumb that it's hidden when you zoom

>>60062828
Only Gura for me, your shit is broke.

why does Gura always give me a boner

>>60063087
I haven't been able to goom all week, it's truly gurover...

>>60063087
She was perfectly crafted in a laboratory for the purpose of milking men.

>>60063087
she has an unusual vocal formant centered around 5 kHz. adults almost never have that, only children. it's one of the frequencies that your ear is most sensitive to and subconsciously you perceive it as the vocalization of your child who needs your attention. god i love her

>>60063087
succubi tend to have the effect

>>60063087
For me it's because it's true love!

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

I want vampire Gura to succ me.

>>60063943
this one officer

>>60064067
just imagine

>>60063295
uooooooohhhhhh sexy child voice wanting dick ToT

>>60064699
Yeah, mine T u T

>>60063526
Fuck, I have to goom now...

>>60065261
Is this what you like chumbies? Kimoi~~

I really want to write her feedback but haven't bothered because I don't want to be associated with either side shitting up her comment sections. I've been around and have superchatted enough she would definitely know who I am when making a comment, but the tourists and grays worry me much more than her being upset or disappointed by any comment I could make. I wish there was an actual better way but even if there was I'm not sure she would care at this point. I still watch other holos but I could never just switch to someone new intentionally, she was different and special and still is special but it's hard to feel nothing but numb these days. It won't be long until the ghosting arc becomes longer than the streaming arc. I'd give just about anything for the magic to come back and for a long period of regular streams to return. Im tired of feeling nothing at all every single day.

The best thing Gura could do right now is take this break for as long as she possibly needs to and then return only when she is certain she is fully prepared to do so

>>60065839
That's what she should've done to begin with.

>>60065839
That is fine in all but she should let her fans know before doing so because this is just ridiculous.

My pet

>>60066341
Yeah, mine.

Remember, you're enabling and funding these ""breaks""

>>60066556
Yea yea anon, keep posting it.

at least the dodgers are getting blown out so my day isn't too bad
i wish gura would come around sometime though

>>60066556
And I always will. Seethe.

I don't think Gura is all that attractive but I still want to marry her

>>60066817
You are the gayest man alive if you do not find this creature attractive

>>60059130
I found the part you were talking about after all this time and no it did not even remotely happen as you said. She did not have a strange reaction and was not defensive or frustrated. I think you wanted people to see your super chat you sent her.

>>60066768
A fool and his money

>>60066932
shes got a big head and a weird shaped body

>>60066817
She's the most attractive girl to me because I love her so I WILL marry her!

>>60067542
That is a positive

BRATTY PRINCESS ASMR SOON I BELIEVE

>>60067132
Well, that's how I remembered it. But I'll watch it again. It was over a year ago

I found a shark sculpture in the shape of a pile of poop and it reminded me of Gura in some way so I bought it

I goomed again

>>60068820
post the picture you goomed to

>>60068680
yea, you were way off but I do forgive you I did enjoy the stream and it was around 11 months ago so it's understandable that people can remember something a little different than how it happened after that long.

>>60068866
Nyo

>>60068820

https://files.catbox.moe/dl4t06.jpg
this is the most goomable goom art

>>60069041
damn

>>60069141
She looks too much like a zombie here for me to like this image

Gantrithor doko?

Jesus Christ her comment section is full of normalfags. I forget that her popularity attracts these kinds of people.

>>60069048
Officer, where about is the closest bank?

Is it too late to save gura?

>>60069332
It's really bad because of the dramanigger video, like the last 150 comments are all from people who have never even watched her.

>>60068966
Huh, I thought it was longer ago than that. But you're right. I don't know, maybe I'm mixing 2 streams together in my awful memory or something.

>>60069463
Gura doesn't want to be saved. Nor does she want to do any saving it seems.

When she told us she would see us next year damn she was not kidding.

>>60069332
I hate drama tourists so much, next pre-chat (lol) will be full of them virtue signalling, while actual antis will probably use them to shit it up even more.

>>60069914
Prechat is definitely getting closed whenever the next stream is. Probably will start disabled, I'd bet.

Gura has penis envy

>>60069332
Don't worry about the comment section, I doubt she goes back to them much either.

>>60069914
like the "antis" shitting up the comment section before weren't drama tourists too, for hte other side

>>60069614
>>60069914
Link the video I wanna be mad too

>>60070185
god imagine her doing that without any clothes on

>>60069614
I don't even know who these "dramaniggers" are or what videos you people talk about. And I don't care to ever know.

>>60070443
I'm imagining

>>60070443
That's essentially what the staff saw while she was doing it. Those mo-cap suits are skin-tight.

do you think gura would be able to grind against her own tail

>>60070996
IT'S NOT FAIR

Is gura dead?

https://files.catbox.moe/2os3i1.jpg

>>60071059
Gura is bred by me

>>60071053
they aren't pretty anon
google it

>>60071231

>>60071268
Gura's body is, no matter what she wears.

>>60070996
Probably something like this? There are a lot of different types of mocap suites, though. Anyone know which kind Hololive uses?

>>60071059
Gura is dead

>>60072062
No, she is not she is working hard for us I hope.

>>60071241
Chumbud, I think you're retarded, that image isn't bread.

>>60071231
I want to lick this so bad...

>>60071231
cun cun

It's the middle of the night and I'm playing games and stuffing myself with leftover BBQ.

>>60070996
that little brat put on a show for the show staff and her nipples were poking out of that tight suit

>>60072522
they could probably see the outline of her bushy pucci...

>>60072752
Damn, why did the guy I replied to get removed? Did I miss something?

>>60072752
fuck off anti

>>60072752
>bushy
Nope.

>>60072896
I don't know, I've been seeing a lot of random posts get deleted lately. I think the meidos are trigger happy or something.

Gura doesn't bathe nor does she clean her room. She is absolutely filthy right now.

>>60072896
Not gura

>>60073042

>>60073042
Gura showers twice a day.

that's hot

>>60073218
meant for >>60073042

>>60073042
>>60073111
Imagine the smell of her bushy pucci, all that hair probably just amplifies that musky scent...

>>60073130
I hope she doesn't actually do it that often, it's not good for your skin to bathe more than once a day. Every other day is actually the ideal

>>60073296
fuck OFF anti

>>60073301
but I feel greasy if I don't shower once a day.

>>60073301
She's very into skin care, she mentioned like a dozen skin care products, so even if she showers more than normal I'm sure she keeps her skin well moisturized and healthy.

>>60073218
That's a child

>>60073404
NTA, but that's actually because you shower that often, your body speeds up the production of oil to try and replace what you lost, if you went some time cutting down your body would adjust again.

>>60073218
I love my smellfag wife so much.

>>60073449

>>60054035
ayeeeeee what a g

>>60073042
imagine her scent after marinating for a week or two

hi chumbuds how are you ?

>>60074024
I've been better, but not too bad, considering

>>60074024
I'll be ogey, thank you.

>>60074024
I'm alive

>>60074272
>>60074119
>>60074110
nice

>>60074024
Inexplicably thirsty
I keep drinking stuff but it's just not enough

>>60074364
There's only one thing that can ever truly quell our thirst

>>60074446
I meant to say quench, but I guess quell works too

>>60074446
>Wow... what?

So that's it? Another weekend without stream and we're supposed to just be deal with that? I'm going insane

>>60074775
Try to hold it together, man. Having another meltdown isn't going to help you or anyone else.

>>60074775
Yeah, basically. All we can really do is wait. Looks like we'll beat the record this time for unannounced break days, so that's something

>>60074775
>>60075060
>>60075074
I didn't realize until the dude posted the chart in the last thread that all 3 of these almost month long breaks were in like a 4 month period, it felt way longer than that, I guess July/August made the first one feel so much farther away.

>>60075302
i cant even remember the good stream feelings anymore

I do not save sad sharks, but if I saved sad sharks, I would post a sad shark, as my mood certainly fits sad shark posting
but I don't, so

How long can she be gone before Cover actually fucking says something? How long was Haachama gone before they made an announcement?

>>60075492
i'll post a sad shark on your behalf

I was hoping anons could be so kind as to help me in finding an image? It's one of Gura in the middle of a storm (or one in the background, the details are foggy) looking back at the viewer with eyes glowing a bit red. It eludes me.

>>60075524
a few months? but haachama wasnt even doing shill streams or in concerts or promo stuff

>>60075492
here's a cute sad shark

>>60075492
That nurse is going to relieve my erection.

Indulging in your own grief and self pity can sure be tempting, but please don't.

>>60075650
By manually draining the blood from your penis with a syringe like they have to do if you get bit by a banana spider?

>>60075633
I love pouty Gura so much. I want to bully her, make her cry, and then sexually bully her.

>>60075670
i'll be emo if i want bitch

>>60075633

>>60075670
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do! But you've got a point, wallowing in sadness won't accomplish anything.

>>60075694
Can she drain the blood orally instead?

I never really post my pouty Guras, but I have good amount saved

>>60075610
This is the closest I could find. No storm, so probably not this.

>>60076014
Oyasame

>>60076014
goob morning

>>60076014
sleep tight buddy

I thought someone else would have posted this already
I hope Gura enjoyed her wedding lol

I still think about the time recently where she actually had a pee break on stream and straight up told us she was doing so. She also didn't wash her hands. She also snacked on something right after with her pee hands.

>>60076252
i want to clean her pee hands with my tongue

>>60076252
same desu

>>60076014
Sharkdreams

>>60076030
Close to that one, but not exactly. Still, I like it! Hopefully an anon has it in their storage somewhere.

>>60076252
2024 is going to be the year of the pee break.

>>60075492
I have a folder for sad sharks, along with my folder for happy, smug, sleepy etc.

>>60076573
to be fair she's been saving up for the pee break for a really long time
Imagine the volume of pee she's saved up

>>60076599
I'm getting a new computer soon and although rebuilding my collection will be difficult, this time I am going to organize the fuck out of it.

>>60076472
closest I found in my Gawr folder is this

>>60076679
bro just copy and paste it

>>60076472
How about this one?

>>60076733
If I do that, it won't be organized. The only way for this to happen is a complete restart.

>>60076760
Afraid not anon. The image had her with her back facing the viewer and looking back over her shoulder, down at the viewer. That much I remember.

Gawr and Gura are very busy

1. hey chumbuds
2. didn't read
3. love gooba
LATER NERDZZZZZZZZ

>>60076894
I just checked my entire folder and have nothing similar to that, sorry.

>>60076894
something like this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/s2qji4.jpg

So hypothetically, let's day I ran into gura in person. What would be the first thing I say to try and get her to like me? Completely made up scenario, no real reason I'm asking.

>>60077117

>>60077077
Very similar to this, except she's clothed.

>>60076973
Oh well

>>60077058
That's okay anon, you tried and I appreciate it!

i love my cryptid shark wife

>>60053634
SUIKA GAME SUIKA GAME SUIKA GAME

>>60052397
It's just over. There's no words left. I simply don't want her to come back anymore. I miss Gura, but I know in my heart that my life will be better without her. I can't believe I'm actually at this point. I have no reason to trust her anymore. She's not good enough to be an idol. She failed everyone and let everyone down. And now I just want her gone forever.

Gawr and Gura should slobber my lips with kisses at the same time.

I wish, that I could turn back time, cause now the guilt is all mine.

>>60077271
Alright, see ya!

>>60077324
yes, all 6 of them.

>>60077266
same desu
I got a watermelon on my second try

>>60076973
>Gawr and Gura are very busy
Yeah, currently holding a candle lit vigil and organizing a “don’t look back in anger” campaign in the desert.

Her fans mean absolutely nothing to her. Gura is a false idol.
I believed in her, but all she did is let me down. She shouldn't be in Hololive anymore.

letting me down, letting me down, letting me down~

>>60077760

do you think Gura will be a guest in Mumei's birthday karaoke part 2?

Her fans mean absolutely everything to her. Gura is a real idol.
I believe in her, all she dose is leave me eternally impressed. She should be in Hololive forever.

Ew he's spamming.

>>60077923
No, she was already in part 1

You think gura is a size queen?

You think Gura is a fembud?

why does everyone hate us
global hates us
every discord server hates us
twitter hates us
reddit hates us
catalog hates us
gura hates us
other vtubers hate us
i just wanna love my shark man

You think gura was ever real and not a mass hallucination?

>>60078012
Like a queen size bed? A typical twin size is plenty big enough for her.

>>60078068
Because you subhumans give me a bad rep.

This situation is very depressing and disappointing and all, but man, some of you are really melodramatic.

You all don't seem to understand the reality of the situation involving gura. The truth is that gura can't stream right now because she isn't real. Gawr gura is a mass hallucinations caused by electromagnetic wave interference that is generated by a technology that is similar to HAARP, along with genetic manipulation. The intention of having gura was to test out if their project could successfully convince people that gura is real. This is done by having subliminal messages constantly sent through your phone, tv, radio, anything. Remember the electron interference? This is important because it messes with your brain, and causes you to go into a state of semi psychosis, when these subliminal messages are played, you begin to imagine that gura is streaming, or you've bought her merchandise, downloaded clips, whatever. To add on, you think it was a coincidence that gura debuted around coivd and 5g towers? No, covid is also a means of helping to aid in their control of the masses, covid is a altered Sars virus, as we know. However the difference is that with coivd, it has special instructions to transfer a part of their genome into humans in a process called horizontal gene transfer. First covid infects a human, then you get sick, and during this time the bacteria adds around a 120 bp gene into your body. This gene codes for a protein with a specific fold that messes with your brains structure in a way similar to the prions that cause mad cow disease. This allows the big waves of electron pulses too have a easier time disrupting your brains functions. There are two ways they do these pulses, one is with large machines at the poles of the earth, and the other are the 5g towers. The large machines push electrons into the atmosphere and cause a ionosphere to move upwards, then that layer comes back to earth crashing into it, and sending a wave across. It doesn't have to be a strong wave either, since during synaptic activity there is a activity involving Sodium, potassium, and calcium. For your synaps to function a certain amount of postive charge for a flow of energy to occur, the electron wave disrupts the brains, and nervous system, just enough by affecting the buildup of the previously stated chemicals to effectively cause a flow through the brain cells. You may wonder why you have long covid, vlood clots, brain fog, any other symptoms of covid? Yea thats due to either the genome editing, and or the waves. The vaccine was only a added bonus to test mrna editing, they'll use it soon. Now the reason gura is back yet is due to that they no longer need data on this test, they have proven themselfs, and are going on to the next stage. Who knows what it will be. You may think that, well isn't gura gonna collab later? That's just them turning the machines back on to keep you unaware. Nobody will belive us anyway, they specifically targeted unsociable men through checking your browser history, then sending you the subliminal messages to get you to think you believe what they want you to believe. You need to wake up anons, this arguing over her is useless. Stop the shitpost, stop the anti, stop the defending her. Take control of your mind again, you can start by wearing tin hats. You know the ones from sighns? Yea those, they work. Your feeling for her may feel real, but you know nobody could be that cute, come back to reality anons.

>>60077997
but she didn't sing

>>60059642
You're approaching it wrong. It's not like people are upset with her because she said she'd be there for us and then wasn't there for us.
People are upset with her because she said she'd be there for us and then was NEVER there for us. She just abandoned us instead.

>>60058636
Make sure you leave a comment telling her this.

>>60078150
Some yes, but this particular fellow is just shitposting.

>>60078215
https://youtu.be/YAcX5PdvJYc?t=3259

>>60078199
Why even type all this shit when it's not even funny?

>>60078319
I can't click any of these links because I know I'll regret it if I do.

gura, play the wolf game with mumei and be her breeding bitch!

>>60078274
She did the thing!

>>60059130
Are you thinking of the time when someone superchatted to her that he still trusted her and she had a very, very weird reaction to that, paused, and then let out a weak "thanks"?
It seemed like she felt extremely guilty when she read that.

>>60078068
you got us chumbie

>>60078513
That's a shitposter, not a chumbie

Spooktober streams soon?

>>60060644
>she said "see you next year". She never said she would stream on January 1st.
It's possible she won't stream until she's required to. She might not stream until her birthday next year.
We sure as hell aren't getting a valentine's stream.

>>60078458
Schizo-kun...

>>60078319
ohhh, right, sry. I mistook it for the 3d showcase

>>60061604
yes, of course she has.

why are these guys replying to old bait posts

>>60078629
I think Valentine's is still likely since she did one in Japan this year. Unless she's on another official health break during Valentine's next year skipping that pretty much means it's over.

>>60078458
timestamp doko? or at least tell me which stream.

>>60061807
Gura doesn't give a shit about you or any of us. She especially doesn't care about Hololive. If she's leaving, then she won't ever look back. None of this means anything to her. The only way you could waste your time more would be to send her a fan letter that she is guaranteed not to read.

for the retarded tourists that one dramafaggot has sent our way: we don't actually care that much for Gura's absence, we're just here for funsies.

>>60078734
Take a guess, bud.

>>60078735
Valentines usually has merch, so she'll be back for that at least.

>>60078734
They're replying to their own posts, dumbie.

>>60078547
I think I sent off some sort of sensor

>>60078866
>>60078883
I see. I should've headed off with oyasamebud.

valentine's day part 2 any day now, we just needed a bit of patience

Subtlety certainly isn't their strong suit.
So they'll just shitpost until they get bored and then that's that? No real goal here?

>>60062281
>I want to make her happy.
Gura has showed that there is no way for her fans to make her happy. She simply doesn't think about us. She probably makes fun of us when she talks to her friends. She will never care about anything you're trying to do. She isn't going to stream more because streaming no longer brings her joy. She isn't going to come back because some retarded fan made a shitty clip compilation for her. Are you stupid? She hasn't thought about us once in almost a month. It's hard to understate how little we mean to her.
Gura rejected you, I, and every other one of her fans. You need to accept her rejection. Otherwise, you're just being a creep.

>>60079020
I'm sure Goobs will stream soon and cast them all away

I'm farting up a storm.

>>60065757
Just remember that while you feel this way, she's enjoying all that money you sent her. She doesn't think about you when she spends it, but it helped her find her own happiness and now she doesn't need you anymore. You're not even worth enough to her to give you an explanation or to even say goodbye.

This guy's cute.

>>60065839
I wouldn't want her back at that point. My faith and trust in Gura is at an all-time low. I think she's betraying us and I have no reason to think she isn't. She's done everything she can to show us she doesn't need us or care about us in any way whatsoever. Only a pathetic loser would want someone like that back.

>>60079263
lol retard

>>60079263
>find her own happiness
>>60079356
>I think she's betraying us
Cripple posts the same phrases constantly to the same people in the same thread pretending to be someone new all the time and wonders why he gets laughed at everywhere he goes.

Y'all gonna regret your words when she drops a full album and breaks the internet

Though you guys don't believe me they fired Gura and fixing to do a big money grab and holding off so no one can get refunds before announcing. Why do you think no one is talking about her and she has been gone so long without a word this time? Just like the 2 Holostars before they announced it. Some big stuff did go down so If I were you guys I would not member this month or the next if I was you because she is not coming back nor will she get a cut of the membership money at all.

I love Gura.

I think he's actually retarded

>>60079491
there is not a single world that exists in which a full album is worth a full year of almost no streams

>>60079499
Anon, there was announcement like a month and a half before the Homos left that they were on indefinite hiatus from streaming. Please get better at making rrats.

I believe in Gura.

>>60079499
Also, They Fired Ame along with her so we are going to lose more than one, and it upset me having to sit in that meeting hearing all of this and her crying and the fit that followed after and threats.

>>60079499
Gunna be waiting around a long time if they are holding out for no refunds.

They make themselves this obvious so you don't even have to bother to (You) them. They're doing you a favor okay? Just leave 'em be.

>>60079556
>a full year of almost no streams
>she actually streamed over twice a week on average
you're not a chumbud

Gura cute and will always be cute.p

>>60079618
They have a few recordings they can use and shorts they can drop they will make an announcement that will put all of this on hold but there is another money grab they are going to make and that is not counting the membership money they are bringing in right now since so many people still member to her for no reason.

Ah, the self-deleter is back

Gura is life, Gura is love.

>>60079618
>>60079677
I forgot to add that the full-color music video is done and uploaded to the Guras YouTube and that will be dropped to help fill the gap on all of this. trust me you will see this very soon 1 of witch will be next week.

Gura is a dogshark

>>60079630
NTA, but this year fucking sucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWf-QkldTQQ&t=7811s
I don't think she's felt that itch when the time comes around in a long time.

>>60079779
A knotshark.

>>60079491
No album is worth any of this. I would just be upset at her because that would prove there was literally nothing stopping her from communicating (not that there's anything stopping her anyway).

>>60079719
>>60079623
>>60079538
>>60079320
>>60079020
>>60078917
>>60078734
nigger

>>60079779
Maybe she's in heat

Gura is full of contradictions, which is part of what makes her so interesting.

She loves pizza but dislikes cheese, does not like things to do with feet but plays into the feet thing for funnies, is totally not a Disney adult but has all the snacks at their theme parks memorized, is a shark but also a cat.

>>60079861
I should really order pizza tomorrow

>>60079904
I had pizza today, it was good

>>60079838
I noticed that I don't hear her north eastern accent as much as I used to.

I'm going to marry this

>>60079499
>>60079585
Thanks for taking out the trash, but I'm frankly surprised that the janny still has the energy to delete the pajeets' made up bullshit. None of this seems like it's worth anything anymore.

>>60079832
Kiara just showed everyone that a talent can travel to Japan and record a new song in under a week while doing collabs with different JP talents every day while having tons of leisure time. The project cope has to die at this point.

>>60079988
quality > quantity
Kiara's trash, go back to your general

>>60079988
we know this. Gura just wants the money with out the work and that is what she is getting without management saying anything to her.

desu even with the Gura situation putting a down turn on my emotions, I can help but be happy since I heard the good news today.

>>60080034
I follow Kiara on twitter because that's the only way to have a chance of hearing about Gura faggot, and we get fucking neither. September had all 3 of her lowest quality streams of the year.

>>60079630
All of advent has now streamed more hours than her in 2023. Gura has the lowest hours in the company, excluding maybe haachama.
This year has been completely shit.

>>60080075
stop talking like you know what a quality stream looks like, KFPtard

>>60080063
Anons hate clickbait, but they love clickbaiting other anons into asking what their vagueposts are about. Why is this?

>>60079623
I'm not a shitposter, but stop meta-posting like an attention-starved faggot. It's unbecoming.

Pretend fanbase wars are so gay.

>>60080125
We're all retarded just look at all the bait taking around you.

>>60079630
>she actually streamed over twice a week on average
No she didn't. Not even close, you liar.

>>60080092
Of course a numbermonkey wouldn't understand how important quality streaming is

>>60080122
I've never watched a single Kiara stream that Gura wasn't in faggot. Try again.

>>60080151
Yeah, pretty cring

>>60079757
Why do you always add a literal "trust me bro" to all your posts?
It makes your posts read like a stupid indian nigger.

>>60080034
NTA, but the "quality" amounts to nothing when the quantity equals zero, you dumb faggot.

>>60080178
kill yourself. Everyone knows that your trolling at this point. Just go somewhere else.

>>60080355
Pure kino moment.

>>60080241
I think it's funny when he talks about private videos being part of her channel video count because it doesn't work that way. She could have 500 private videos uploaded but if they're set to private they don't count towards the channel video count.