/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my girlfriend who hates me

>asks if you want to see her drakengard memorabilia
>you say yes
>she gets super excited and starts stumbling all over the place to grab her stuff

Hello, Happy Friday, I hope you have a splendid weekend. Allegedly, my mother, that is a spider, has constantly beaten me every day, allegedly fracturing every bone in my body with her fists and, allegedly, a multitude of tools and weaponry to cause allegedly near-fatal harm to my body, which has been silked up to the ceiling of her basement, allegedly. I am not seeking legal action and there is no need to contact the authorities. I definitely enjoy every minute down here. I'm Ami's punching bag

artist really just love giving my spider mom big fat tits huh

Lisa donothon part 3 (final) still ongoing
https://youtu.be/7vEFEVBTnbk

>>59976827
>I. HAVE. THE. DRAKENGARD 3. COMPLETE. GUIDE.

lisa is so fucking cute i can't handle it

*ahem*
Lisa's Drakengard 10th anniversary box, complete with a JP copy of the game.

Squeezable and milkable

>>59976984
She's so excited about it!

i love my girlfriend and she loves me!

Lisa hit all of her donothon goals, so here's a reminder of everything we'll be getting

I can't fucking believe that there's a member of tsundream that's more of a weeb than Ami.

If Mio sends me snacks this time I'll never say she hates me again!
But she won't because she does hate me

>>59977301
Ami has evolved past being a weeb I feel like

The last hour of lisa's stream was one of the dorkiest segments i've ever heard from a vtuber.

>>59977416
Since you want snacks so bad anon leave your name here and wait for Mio to read the thread kekw

DRAKENGARD TIME BAYBEEEEEEE

>>59977523
No anon, staying anonymous means Mio has to send everyone snacks

>>59977552
Mio needs to send everybody snacks so that she doesn't eat them herself. She's on a diet, we can't have her giving in to temptation and eating any of those tasty, yummy, delicious snacks. That would be terrible!

I, for one, think that Mio should eat more.

>>59977768
We know, Yuuna

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new fungal mass speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Inhale spores if you have to. That is my advice. Become mold, yeah, just become mold. Just throw away your pride and become one with the mold.
Thank you for your attention.

>>59977674
Nay! Chubby Mio is perfectly fine! Just imagine hugging a soft, cute Mio full of life... thats where its at anon, thats the dream

[Lisa news]
She is screaming

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

D O R K

>>59978113
Does this mean Lisa is going to peg sheeple like Zero

>I got buttrolled...

The music's good and the story is... unique, but I always forget how horrible the Drakengard games are in terms of gameplay and design philosophy

ami in 2hr 40mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6KQq4cWmv0

LISA'S GOING FERAL

>>59978242
Sheeple are gonna get Peggled

I missus that anon's boyfriend.

Lisa HATES babies and thinks they're LOSERS who CAN'T JUMP

>>59977523
I mean it as a joke mostly but I was actually half expecting something when I opened my package the last time
I don't think she's doing the snack thing in this leftover merch run anyway and I don't want her to feel pressured to do it

>sees a fly on her wall
>banshee screaming

>>59976777

>thud
>MURDERRR
>thud
>okay, all better
Bloodthirsty sheep...

>>59979149
Say thank you to the fly who sacrificed himself to bring us more blessed sheepy screams

>>59978910
What's so funny about Piggus Amogus?

The one part of Drakenier lore Lisa struggles to explain, kek

Lisa's a coomer!!!!!!!

NOT NOW MAMAFUJI LISA IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN SEX

Lisa HATES Four and Five

She's so fucking cute

Lisaur...

>Lisa has a lanyard for her glasses
She's like a little old lady...

>Why you running away, buddy? Scared you're gonna get beat by CHIIIIIIII- oh, ow

Lisa's being such a goofball today

>She birthed herself!
Very cool, Lisa

[Good news]
Lisa is eating

>Lisa eating tomato soup now
>Will order a Happy Meal later because she won't break her promise to Yuuna

>>59983034
Breadwoman, working on girls' waistlines all around the globe with just a few lines. Pierce Brosnan who?

The fear in Lisa's voice as she says
>Two cheeseburger meal!?!?!?

>So basically, Ronald McDonald specifically said "I fucking hate Chikafuji Lisa"

>Mamafuji will get upset if Lisa orders food without getting her something
Mamafatty...

Lisa finished her soup and wants you to praise her for it

>>59983751
One visit from Yuuna and Lisa is already asking for praise for finishing meals

>>59983423
Starting to believe that rrat that Lisa is only pseudo-anorexic because her mom is a hog

>>59983884
brothers..... i think im in love

>>59983884
<You are not immune to architecture image> Can someone send that, I need it

>>59984894

>>59984966
Thanks anon

>Fucking die. Fucking DIE. Respectfully.

>I said "We're gonna play Roblox, I'm just waiting on my food" and Yuuna said "good".

Smugafuji Lisa

[Good news]
Lisa is eating again

It is mukbang time

>>59985987
We're so back it's hard to believe there was ever a time when it was so over

>Oh my god, I'm Reviewbrah!

That's right Lisa, finish the happy meal

>Lisa already struggling
>Keeps telling herself she has to finish for Yuuna
GANBA SHEEPY

Lisa pushing thru the pain by eating a full kids happy meal because she promised yuuna she would eat a full meal so yuuna would play roblox is peak tsunx

>>59986605
tags: mindbreak, yuri, sheep, ugly bastard (Chai)

Ami's back on the telly with more Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts
https://youtu.be/d6KQq4cWmv0

Ami is live and playing Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6KQq4cWmv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6KQq4cWmv0
spidermom guerilla is live

[Alert Alert]
Ami is getting drunk

>>59986779
>>59986790
>>59986795
kiss

Mio Love!

dork

Probably safe to say that Lisa would fail the 40 nugget challenge

I wish I could eat like Lisa… I have room for a full large pizza most days

>Ami is so sweaty she has large drops of sweat dripping down her
god I need to tongue bath this spidor

I keep thinking the arms of Lisa's model behind the handcam are her real bare legs spread out to either side of her desk

YUUNA GET THE CAMERA

I think it would be fun to drink with mom. I hope she takes full advantage of me too.

Lisa's stuffed stummy...

[Sad news]
Lisa is retiring from her mukbang career

silly

THE FEMBUCKO IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Nah the Kraft singles are great for grilled cheese

>you FRIGGER
ami dropping hard Rs

>I'm so excited, I love natural disasters

Lookit them

Can I post how much I love Airi here for the next few days? /pcg/ is having a melty probably unusable for the next few days

Ami just bit me, see ya virgins

>>59989585
They still mad about the coffee joke?
And yes we love Purin VA #1 here.

>>59989585
airi sex

Sleepy's baby? Me.

>>59989585
yes but you have to give us the QRD so we don't have to look ourselves

>>59989796
retard rabbit male collab

>>59989796
Pippa male collabs

>>59989585
I'll make up the guest room

>>59989585
Of course, she'll be on-topic in about 40 minutes anyway
https://youtu.be/qVNoiBtY_LE

>>59989843
>>59989849
... take all the time you need, titty wolfhag friend.

>>59989585
As long as Airi doesn't commit vehicular slaughter on me

>>59989585
As long as Airi commits vehicular slaughter on that anon above

>>59989585
As long as Airi commits vehicular slaughter on the anon below

>*Blocks your path*

>>59990362
>>59990379
AIRI NOOOOOO

>>59989585
I'll allow it, but I don't want any other refugees for any of the other talents.

>This motherfudger is still breathing huh

>>59990379
>>59990362
Uh oh

>>59989849
Oh Christ yeah your cool here. I'm gonna wear my plates in public now you know one of her fans is gonna shoot up a mall or some shit.

Lots of buckos are gonna die next month...

>>59989585
>>59989843
watch Ami while ya wait, she's great.

>>59991044
Yeah spidermom is doing a gorilla stream now Airiheads
>>59986779
>>59986779

>>59991044
I've already been doing so because I like retro games. I hope the AmiLisaAiri Fatal Frame collab is still a thing. Airi screaming is funny.

>>59989906
She's not gonna stop until she's made a cover with every Tsun Talent.

Farting Prince and Farting Princess will live rent free in Lisa's head forever

>>59991514
Name an inactive Tsun talent and her pon magic will make them return.

>>59991879
Kana

>>59991879
S-Slugma...

>>59991769
She needs to play with them, I'm too invested in their kinky relationship

>>59991879
O pon hag, please revive my not-so-pon hag

>>59991444
Retro gaming one too.
Super Ghouls and Ghosts
Capcom

[SleepySheepy news]
They are now homeress and will be resorting to cannibalizing Sheeple to survive.

>>59992082
please...

>>59992082
CAAAAAAAM ANNNN AUNTIE YA KNOW YA WANNA

Zero【Cover by Chisaka Airi & @MioriCelesta】
5 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVNoiBtY_LE

>>59992409
Premiering now

Mio's voice is so damn versatile. She can really just sing perfectly with anyone.

>>59992409
Fuck yeah they sound great together

>>59992409
Very chill

SNAAAAAAAAAKE EEAATTTTTERRRRRR

ami smells like onion, wine, and gamer sweat

cute

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami....

I miss Ami...

Anon's girlfriend that hates me in 20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSDn0MOEZE

>>59992409
I hope they got sponsored by Cola Cola.

Do not open

>>59994576
Damn look at that thang

Tiger playing indie horror games
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

>>59994576
would

Buckos remember wine gets Ami (and myself) fucked up. I don't touch the shit anymore because I get way to drunk. I see why ancient Romans and Greeks did such wild shit. Anyways I remember the last times she drank wine on stream she drank 2 bottles and got absolutely torqued.

>Waiting for Miori Celesta

>>59994252
My girlfriend is live!

>>59996139
I'll cheat on your girlfriend watching pon hag wolf vods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfT04gk9bHs
My cute Pondogwife is streaming for me

I feel vaguely intimidated by your girlfriend, anon

>>59994252
>>59996683
Airi and Mio should collab, sing a duet even

>Papalesta fucks off ro the countryside in the middle of the relocation so that mamalesta and mio have to move everyrhing on their own
Just fucking divorve this fucking nigger

Mio...

im having rough sex with mio dont worry about it

It's time to lose some weight Mio

>>59994252
sorry guys, her work is actually me

>>59998105
I KNEW IT! SHE'S CHEATING ON ME! TIME TO SEND HATE CCS AND MAKE MORE BAIT THREADS

>>59998075
i think you meant gain

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1710493212966637693

>umhh i see my daughter merch in boxes amomg the leftover stocks umhhh
>is she going to sell these?
>no way naaahhhh

>>59998075
Go back

>>59998661
Whatever his reason was, he needs to respect his daughter more. If he did, he wouldn't dare use her things without asking.

>>59998912
>papalesta
>respect
New here?

>>59977768
Since when does Lisa talk Spanish?!

>>59998912
He is a nigger.
He has respect for no one but himself.

>>59989585
Bro, stay in pcg and fight!

>>59999520
>stay in pcg
a fate worse than death

>>59999520
I rather not right now. I just want to lisapost and airipost comfortably.

Once again Mio making obvious she is /here/ sheesh.
I love her but this place is bad for her mental

>mio replies more to my shitposts here than in stream

>>60000037
Well, you have to lisapost here obviously, but airiposting has a home

>>60000213
What she said?

>>60000378
that she might include snacks

>>60000400
Thats it?

>>60000464
Yeah. You'd know if you were watching the stream.

>>60000504
Retard

>>60000598
I'm not the one asking to be spoonfed.

>>60000213
>>60000400
Someone in chat (probably /here/) asked.
Also vtubers egosa here all the time for better and worse. She just needs to get better and filtering out schizos and baits.

beerpals seem stressed out lately. they should ask to buy a night with buckos from ami since sheeple blew their yearly budget on the donothon...

>if you want snacks add it in the order notes
You better not have ordered yet, snack anon

>>60000700
It's well known that Mio is /here/

>>60000736
Aren't sheeple more likely to put out since they are more strap for cash after Lisa's donothon

imagine have to ask mio for snacks

Hey Mio how about a handwritten note instead of snacks

>>60000959
Get t3 membership or big order

Mio.....
She has been reading all of the anti post AND the catalog bait threads

MIO YOU DID A GREAT JOB ON THE TUNING & TIMING FOR YOUR DUET WITH AIRI. PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR ARMPITS.

>>60001196
Did both, got nothing on my package

Mio, try making it less obvious you're /here/
But I appreciate it nonetheless, I guess complaining here actually works

Thank you for duetting with my oshi, mio

I miss mio

I want Mio to not take catalog bullshits at face value and take care of herself.
There is negative feedback and "what anon's voices in the head told him" feedback

peo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_-dP93EC4M

>>60002811
there's that one stupid GFE schizo that keeps making catalog bs and falseflags here too, but Im sure Mio will ignore him eventually

>>60003031
>Im sure Mio will ignore him eventually
dyrbi

Hey Mio your cover of Love me, Love me, Love me is better than the original and I still listen to it often, you set the bar so high it will never be topped, Mio love!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oNYFvvXQNw

>>60000775
I did already, but I would feel awful about myself asking Mio for it directly anyway, the last thing I want is to make her feel pressured to do something she was doing just to be nice to beerpals
Although this time I spent over 100 dollars and left a 100 dollars tip so maybe she'll feel like sending me some snacks now, hopefully, who knows

>>60003303
HEY MIOOOOO HE OUTED HIMSELF GO FIND HIS NAME

>>60003169
believing in her comes along with the package of falling in love so yeah, I do believe in her

>I spent way more time doing NTR
SHE EVEN ADMITS SHE'S CHEATING ON ME! SHE TRULY HATES ME!

this music nerd really loves music

Now I understand why she sometimes talks about her male friends and interacts with them so much, it's because in her way of thinking it doesn't mean anything and she's still being loyal to beerpals but that's a really dumb way of thinking

It's a little early, but if you want to watch robotwife scream, she's doing an Event Horizon Watch-along so you have some time to grab a copy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEmD4X4SN28

>>60004216
Anon, being loyal to someone doesn't mean you have to start pretending everyone else doesn't exist anymore

>>60004216

>>60003031
>Mio will ignore him eventually
We both know that's never going to happen

Replying to yourself should be a ban.

>>60004697
>>60003585

>>60004905
There's "believing in her" and there's "being delusional"

>>60004941
To each their own I guess, have a good day anon

Oh my god is that THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIKAFUJI LIIIIIIIIIIIISA???????
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

I love you Dizzy!

I love you Mio! Even though you hate me

I love you Ami!

Since Mio brought it up, it took me a while to realize the wedding art she commissioned is actually a POV of (You) princess carrying

Friendship Pippa is over. Now Sleepy is my best friend
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1710527164607807807
Friendly with her Ami Oshi, hanging with Lisa. Sleepy living her best life.