/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hi /uuu/

melon (not pictured)

My sunshine is addicted with playing with fruit!

First stream of the week!

time to watch the melon game for the first time i guess!

Fauna!

FOMOauna love!

GOD DAMNIT FAUNA.
I'm tired of this stupid fruit game and I thought your comfy streams were safe from it's nutricious grasp, but I've been proven wrong yet again

I'd like to play with Fauna's melons, if you're picking up what I'm putting down

>>59910467
NAIL GUN YOUR FLESH AND ATTACH YOU TO THE ROOF of hlg

She was awake until an hour ago, I'm worried that she won't get enough sleep.

>>59912340
Sorry, I will give her some more rest before stream next time.

>>59912423
Shut up snail, we're jealous enough already

/uuu/ Is our kirin numberfagging by playing fruit game cause starfield gives bad numbers?

>our
go back to /hlgg/ and /#/

Thank god she is not playing that boring Bethesda game.

>>59912644
Heh.

>>59911611
Just treat it like a zatsu, that's all you people care about anyway.
Besides, it's not like she'll play this more than once anyway. Fauna is smart like that.

>can't watch stream because I'm going out to eat with family for my dad's birthday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>59911611
your problem for watching others
>>59914587
i'm going to tell her to unarchive happy birthday dad's sap

Will Fauna seethe at the fruit game?

>>59914587
You are weak. I have to skip almost every Fauna stream because of my timezone and must subsist solely on vods for weeks on end.

>>59915445
I hope so, frustrated Fauna is one of my favorite Faunas.

toragone...

>>59915500
She's going to screech like she did in mario maker and it's going to be beautiful

just got a doodle idea

>>59917043
Nice

>>59917043
very cute

I was looking forward to starfield...

>>59917043
Had the same idea earlier when she said there were no melons in starfield

>>59917114
Same. Not sure why she didn't just play this shit tomorrow since she it's a day off or some shit

Place your predictions.

Fauna's Suika top score today.

>>59910459

>>59917043
very nice

>>59911611
Get fucked grasshopper scum

You'll pay for this, green woman.

>>59918026
Should've made your game more buggy, Todd.

>>59917220
Is this Price is Right rules? 2750

>>59918674
Fuck off and die

>>59918753
damn I didn't think there was Price is Right antis in here...

>>59918785
You know what you did.

>>59917220
All I know is she will surpass the current top score of 3418 held by Marine

>>59918844

>>59918863
Didn't Peko take that away from her?

>>59918954
Oh maybe
I went and scrolled /#/ threads and those were the most recent I saw

>>59919093
It was that stupid guerilla stream where she started at like 3k+ and then spent like an hour and a half dropping 5 fruits

>>59919179
Ah okay, thanks
>>59917220
All I know is she will surpass the current top score of 3594 held by Pekora

KILL EVERYTHING https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1710050868316237844

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1710050868316237844

SAVED

WHO SKIPPED CHURCH

we are so back, fotm game no more

I-I-I don't need a stream today. It's not like I was looking forward to Fauna being a dork or anything...

>>59919803
im doing all my reps dont blame me

hello darkness my old friend...

I'm going to fucking go insane.
Why the fuck can't she just try and fix it and start late? Why can't she just fucking delay it until tomorrow? I'm tired of these fucking cancellations

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>59914587
Good News! You aren’t missing a stream anymore.

>>59919931
Because it isn't tech issues. Sigh.

>>59914587
Thank you anon

Man...

schizo anon explain how this is shiori's fault

>Twice in a week
Man...

>stays up super late
>clearly just not feeling it
>tech issues teehee~
Fauna...please...

>>59920025
Yeah, I always assume its something else when these mystery tech "issues" appear right before stream starts or do they not test their stuff before the stream?

>>59918026
T-Todd sama

new primitive technology video at least

>>59918026
YOU DID THIS

Alright narrative spinners, give me your best rrat on why the stream was cancelled instead of it being tech issues. I flushing the meds right now.

>Not even bothering to go back to Starfield or start some Hitman guerilla
Fauna...

>>59920301
sleepy

>>59918026
I k-kneel

>>59920214
>do they not test their stuff before the stream?
it would surprise you how many of the girls dont even bother with that, jsut remember that many of them dont even have back up pasokons in the case their current work station is hort out of nowhere

>>59920301
She's nursing Mumei's volcanic asshole after the spicy noodle stream last night.

>>59918026
Tod, please, I'll even buy another copy of Skyrim on your shitty launcher. Don't do this, man.

>fauna is feeling under the weather due to lack of sleep
>I'm feeling under the weather due to lack of sleep
we-we are...?

>>59920301
Literally just tired and didn't feel she could give us a good stream. She could've just phoned it in and done an hour of melon and caught up on SC's, too

>>59920410
retards for not sleeping

I think it's completely rational for me to suspect it's not tech issues but rather she hates me specifically and the thought of me being happy repulsed her

This is what you get for abandoning Todd, Fauna.

>schizoposting
>Falseflagging
See you next stream

It's so Faunover

bye /uuu/!

>>59920510
i played CBT With Yuuka Kazami, and from ten minutes of cognitive behavioral therapy i suggest you should rethink this logically

In unrelated news, Spif did video on unarmed Starfield.
So maybe Fauna is actually a galaxy-brain, and everyone in chat and /uuu/ claiming that unarmed is shit in this game is brainlet.

how % chance that she did not know how to change the version to jp to install the game?
>>59920172
OR waking up too early

Guess I'll go take a shower and hit the grocery store afterwards

saplings

the pre-stream dicking was just a little too intense tonight, understandable fauna!

>>59920735
get some rest fauna

Bros im crying....

>>59920710
0%? She stayed late last night playing it.

Fauna...

>>59920301
I think she's been feeling really burned out since the end of the summer. Her whole stream schedule has been a mess as of late. If it really is the case, I wish she'd be more honest about it.

>>59920432
So why did not she just say that then?

Gura arc...

>>59920735
Hi Fauna

Excuse my ignorance, but how does this work?

Could she not just resolve the tech issues and stream later in the day? It’s not like she only has a single time slot where she can stream the game

>>59920818
God I hope not
t. Chumby

>>59920784
I believe this 100%

So... she'll be streaming tomorrow instead. Right?

>>59920811
Because she's had literal fucking weeks off and it seems like she's flaking out. Much easier to play the unknown tech boogieman, especially when we know Fauna spends so much time preparing for her stream and being ready early.
Not to mention if it was a switch issue, she could've just gone back to Starfield. Or Hitman.

>>59920852
Faunaway baby

>>59920852
because not tech issue?

>>59920710
>>59920881
tourists are literally to retarded to read her twitter by god

>>59920899
0% chance. When a schedules out it gives free reign to never do a makeup stream. It also gives her a free stream to just chuck in next week.
It's all so tiresome bros

It's like people completely forgot that one time where she said her PC wouldn't turn on. Or that other time where the fucking stream died because her PC last Monday.

>>59920811
>woman makes a living playing a fake character for lonely terminally online autistic men
>"why would she lie to me?"

dear fauna, I made plans for tomorrow with my doc because of your schedule, don't make me miss my meds adn go schizo for a gorilla stream.
thank

>>59920979
It's less that they forgot and more like they don't watch streams. She does have her old computer right?

>>59920979
Bro she's got two fucking laptops and she's playing the equivellant of a flash game
She's also got her old PC to use

>>59921128
>She's also got her old PC to use
...that probably isn't set up. She hasn't done a full 3D stream since she left Japan, and that was what the purpose of that PC would've been anyway. You don't know what the fuck is going on and yet you'd rather jump to conclusions because...why? You want to be mad?

It's okay...I'll just watch Ina..

It's okay...I'll wait 35 minutes and watch Bijou...

Call me a schizo if you want, but being lied to about why you can’t keep a commitment feels so much worse than just being told soemthing like “hey saplings, really not feeling up to streaming today. I’ll make up the steam another time, hope eveyone has a great day!” As opposed to being lied to. I get that it’s likely company policy and this kind of corporate speak is the norm for Japan, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

It makes me less likely to take her at her word from now on and I hate that, because then I feel like a complete jerk for not trusting her even if I have reason to.

>>59921337
She has literally outright tweeeted that she wasn't feeling up to streaming before (when she cancelled Death Road to Canada because of Sana) why does she have any fucking reason to lie now?

>>59921337
>lie
what makes you think it's a lie? retard. Even then, she kept the keyfabe during the showcase, did you also complain this much back then?

All these meds posts made me realize I forgot to take my meds this morning. Thanks /uuu/ I would’ve forgotten otherwise

>>59920962
my rrat is that early morning tweet she did today? She didn't sleep before it. It was just her tweeting at 6 AM with no sleep

It's cool Fauna. But the amount of these professionals with tech issues prior to streams are alarming.
Surely, it's not hard to test it an hour or two beforehand, or even the night before to really make sure.

>>59921224
>>59921264
>>59921337
selamat pagi my friend

>>59921452
>6 AM
She was tweeting until like 11AM. I knew this was coming >>59912340

>>59921526

>>59921446
That’s a horrible comparison and you know as much. I can suspend my disbelief for a fun showcase that obviously required a lot of practice and preparation and also call out obvious corporate speak. The two things aren’t mutually exclusive

>>59921595
What, exactly, is she lying about?

>>59921512
Tbf fuwamoco do this religiously and still have issues, but then again they also brb and fix them immediately or do something else if its unfixable....

found your game Fauna https://suika-game.app/

>>59921737
streaming this would cause more issues for cover than streaming a game without perms

>>59921526

>>59921674
I could endlessly praise the doggos but out of respect for Fauna and this being her split I will refrain

found your game Fauna https://ionxeph.github.io/suika/

>>59922011
Are you at least going to acknowledge the tech issues that Fauna has been having?

>>59922011
As soon as there's no stream, this stops being a general and becomes yet another catalog thread. Abandoned, forlorn, left to the schizos and shitposters.

>>59922155
It's frustrating really. I'm glad Fauna isn't /here/ and has to see blatant falseflaggers trying to take her down, as if she herself doesn't already get frustrated at herself when these things happen.

>>59922252
>>59922252
It's ok Fauna. Really. Don't stress it. But just be blunt next time and say you fucked your sleep schedule up. Enough of the "tech issue" excuse.

>>59922597

>>59922252
With how terminally online fauna is I would honestly be more shocked if she wasn't /here/ she's just good at hiding her powerlevel.

>>59910158
Anonymous!

welp, that was my contribution to the thread; too many tourists today. Bye /uuu/!

>>59922848
Bye Anonymous!

Fauna since you're here I just want you to know I love you and I want to sniff the inside of your deer hood

I want Fauna to bare her breasts to me so I can suck on one of her nipples while my head lays on her soft squishy thighs. I want her to slowly jerk me off while I suck and whisper words of encouragement while she does it. I want her to notice my restlessness as I get closer to climax, speeding her hand up and telling me to let it out. I want her to call me a good boy as she squeezes out the last bits of my man nectar all over my lower stomach.
I want Fauna to give me a nursing handjob.

whag happened to the asmr stteam from a while ago? I think it had affirmations in the title?

>>59923093
I want to pleasure her nether regions why she streams, but because of how well she can maintain her composure, the only way I'll know if she's enjoying it is from the flow of her juices and the twitching of her lips.

>Fauna puts a frame up so the /uuu/ thread is created
>Cancels then reads all the saphopper posts

Wasnt fauna going to stream the watermelon game? What happened?

>>59921337
Lmao you actually mad over this? Try being let down over and over and over and over and over and over again by gura for the past 2 years. My retard ass finally woke up and pulled the plug on her. You’re so spoiled by Fauna actually having her shit together that you think any deviation is a “lie”? The fuck?

>>59923195
no idea, if you find out let us know

I miss Fauna.

Do you guys want some blender recommendation? This one is amazing.
https://www.amazon.com/Ninja-Professional-Countertop-1100-Watt-BL660/dp/B00939FV8K

>>59923342
Anon are you seriously mindbroken over the watermelon game.

>>59923342
Been building a list since I'm moving into my own place soon, so this helps. Thanks friend.

>>59923342
That's literally the one that Fauna has, isn't it?

>>59923342
Thanks, this will be very useful

>>59923342
What do you people use a blender for?

>>59924109
Smoothies, shakes, or baking

>>59924109
blending

>>59924064
No..

>>59924322
Mommy is feeling under the weather today, she needs her energy to stream tomorrow... she needs her fruit smoothie sapling.

Nice affiliate link

>>59924508
>Tomorrow
Anon..

>>59924695
shhhh let false hope flourish

>hype up sudden game change
>cancel
Fauna...

>>59925639
imagine how pissed SHE must be

>>59925865
Well I wonder.

I've been getting a lot of old Fauna ASMR recommendations lately. I think people started rewatching them.
https://youtu.be/t2KcnW92P5k?t=3603

Oh, was sad I was gonna have to miss the stream because of stupid shit, and now I come back ot see there was not stream to begin with.
Well good for me I guess, but boy this week has been shitty. Basically zero solo Fauna content, with only one more chance at it on Saturday. Then the CouncilRyS collab and another episode of the Shiori and Nerissa show on Monday. Oh well.

>>59928520
Careful
Asking for solo streams is heretical in this thread nowadays

dumb doomhopper

>>59928520
She'll get sick of advent and we'll enter a golden age. Just give it a month or so.

>>59929770
Nothing wrong with wanting solo streams but shitting on her collab partners while she's streaming is nothing but intentional thread disruption.
This is the perfect time to whine though, go wild NewIPchama!
>>59922155
This is a dead thread afterall. Treat it like your toilet.

I hate being a sapling
Please turn me into firewood.

>>59936849
Puny little sapling like you? Not worth the trouble. Come back when you look like this

Man I love fauna, can't catch her streams most of the time though, thank you clippers you're doing God's work

I missed the MILF hats order period. Am i doomed to be unable to get one?

>>59940833
unless you get one from a third party seller, probably

>>59940833
Pay the late fee on ebay

>>59940833
You'll have to wait to buy the 2nd one I bought to resell at a ridiculous upcharge

>>59933119
Eh Minecraft Mondays are pretty much permanently gonna be 'listen to Nerissa and Shiori talk about stupid shit while Fauna talks about 1/4 as much as she otherwise would have'. I don't expect this to change for a while, hope she just gets bored of minecraft for a bit and plays something else on Mondays honestly.

>>59941087
>pretty much permanently gonna
nigga it's been 2 streams, calm your tits

>>59941462
Explain to me why it would stop? They both seem pretty eager to insert themselves whenever possible.

>>59942173
Fauna seems pretty adamant on having an open vc you mean, and Bijou spent the most time with her each time.

>>59942173
>why it would stop
Technical difficulties.

>>59942173
She won't always do VC

I want to wear it......

Bae just said on her stream that she and Fauna will probably do once a week horror collabs starting next week.

>>59945730
Saplings are being feminised and wanting to cross dress again...

>>59945944
no...

>>59945944
What a worse way to end the day...

>>59945944
>weekly anything hololive

Lol

Lmao

Give it three weeks absolute max

Does anybody remember this recent art of her in orange hair? I can't seem to find it.

>>59946479
retard, 3 weeks is all you need for October to end

>>59946479
How N E W ?
They did the same thing for Halloween last year, or you weren't there? huh

Chances she's going to stream tomorrow?

>>59945944
so only 3 collabs?
I wanted more

>>59946723
this one? or are you thinking of the one drawn by Mars

fauna is cute. i will not provide proof

>>59946723
blue launa

>>59947498
not this one, she was kinda hot in it.

>>59945944
>has 10 other people to ask
>still bother Fauna with this shit
For fuck's sake Bae get more friends and stop dropping Fauna into this fucking 2 hour garbage you do

>>59947694
She loves Fauna and It's their thing, back to /#/ with you

>>59947694
Ur a retard

>>59947149
She better.

>>59947694
I know it might be news to some people, but all of Council are friends, and horror games collabs have been a Bae + Fauna thing forever. I love solo Fauna stream just like everyone else, but do you really wanna her to forever be the shy, secluded introvert, that never talks to anyone and never collabs? Because that sounds miserable.

>>59950196
It doesn't have to be with Bae. You're talking about secluded introvert but this is still just Bae which is the same shit she's been doing for 2 years so no it's not like this is some fucking new bullshit.

>>59950289
>It doesn't have to be with Bae.
That's what they do. As friends. It's their tradition. Fauna could do occasional horror game with someone else, but Bae is the default. Get used to it, because it's not getting old any time soon.

>>59910120
bump friends

>>59947149
Like 5%
Cancellations are the only time she'll deviate from schedules really

Doomposting for solo saps
>today no stream
>tomorrow short stream
>sunday short collab
>monday collab
>tuesday no stream
>horror collab

what is with the doomposting

>>59945730
Same
I have one from a different vtuber I used to watch that I wear around the house, it's pretty fun

>>59945730
Femboy sapling...

>>59946723
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111924620

I like Fauna.

I will turn into a compost if she doesn't stream today.

My Fauna (and IRyS) merch arrives today :)

>>59952891
>>59953082
It’s not doomposting if it’s reality. The solo content is gonna be extremely bleak for the whole month for no fucking reason. I love Fauna but she needs to take a step back here and realize people watch her for HER, not to hear other people talk over her.

>>59955317
Never reply to me again.

>>59955116
Nice, birthday sets?

>>59954658
I love Fauna

>>59956157
Yes.

>>59945944
Waking up to more bad news....

>>59945944
We might get a solo stream in Feb after the holiday to JP arc, can't wait boys

>>59956591
Imagine being this brain damaged by collab beggars of all people.

>>59956553
Make the sapling touch the boobpad

>>59957248
I have many plans for both. Don't worry.

saplings?

>>59957618
Fauna...!

My wife's wife looks so cute in her new outfit.

>>59947589
Hmmm 2nd attempt, doubt it's this one, unless?...

Can we make /uuu/ 24/7? I feel like hlgg is not a safe zone for saplings anymore.

>>59958193
Yea here you go champ I got it all set up just for you
discord.gg/uuu

https://hatsuitsumo.fanbox.cc/posts/6791166
https://hatsuitsumo.fanbox.cc/posts/6791182

I'm proud to be a SEA sapling

>>59959686
sus

>>59959741
I'm not a numberfag btw and I fucking hate them. She is my motivation to learn English and wake up early. Man I Iove Fauna!

>>59946723
This one?

Kirin is getting lazy...

>>59959994
based

>>59962203
fall fauna my love...

Fauna WILL stream

>>59963467
Yeah, tomorrow

I am literally concernfagging about Fauna's new PC.

I watched a video where somebody tried to make an OP unarmed build in Starfield, and apparently unarmed is just so fucking bad that even after maxing out all the skills and using a mild exploit it’s still complete trash, so Fauna should probably look at trying a different build.

>>59963654
Pre-built...why these always seem to have issues? All the PCs I have built myself, I still know are 100% working just fine

>>59927705
I love them. Debut Fauna was so weirdly lovey dovey. I couldn't appreciate it back then, but now that I've had years to get properly spellbound by her it hits extra hard. That's me in general, can't appreciate anything until it's too late!

>>59963975
The game is piss easy. Why do people seek to trivialize all their experiences? Reminds me of all the zimmerman + songbirds guidefaggots who breezed through AC6 and then complained about it being easy. Of course it is, you made it that way. The fun part is doing whatever you like and trying to win regardless.
Trust me, Fauna will do just fine with unarmed. (Personally I think it's rather boring, but it might be a better fit due to her insistence on a controller.)

>>59945944
(We) didn't like those? I admit I wasn't a fully formed sap yet, but I still tuned in to all of them them all and thought last year's spoopy season was much better for it.

>>59964865
I'm happy that she is much more confident now, but let's admit that shy debut Fauna was cuter.

>>59963975
>>59965106
Starfield isn't that interesting in the first place, Fauna doing weird stuff like that actually helps, especially since it's her thing to roleplay as a slap god. At this pace she will only do 1-2 more streams before quietly dropping the game anyway.

>>59965331
As a late sapling I fell in love with Fauna that started unlocking her gremlin potential, so more soft-spoken debut Fauna is a completely different experience.

>>59953082
It's just a bunch of pussies who have never had a real problem in their lives beyond loneliness.

>>59921337
Yes, we get it, Fauna is your only social contact in life and you're upset that you can't spend "alone time" with her. Just suck it up and do something else for a couple of days. Play a video game. Read a book. Do literally anything. It's really isn't that hard and bitching about it won't make you feel any better.
And for the record, we have zero idea what's going on with Fauna in her life right now. There's no need to make up elaborate theories about why she didn't stream or whether you think she's lying or not. Those are all completely pointless and you'll be much better off just accepting reality for what it is.

>>59965813
>who have never had a real problem in their lives beyond this one problem bigger than normaltrash like me could ever imagine
It's so tiresome.

>>59965228
/uuu/ is split. On one side you have the people who don't mind Bae or think it makes sense for her to continue the horror game tradition with her stable partner, and on the other you have the people who dislike Bae or want all Fauna streams to be solo streams so she's more intimate with chat.
You see this in a lot of other splits as well. For example, in the Shiori thread you have the same angry posts the extremely few times she collabs with anyone. It's the difference between people who generally like Hololive, and the people who is mostly a fan of one person in particular. (There's degrees of course. Personally I'm pro-unity, but there are certain members I just don't like.)

>>59965228
There are plenty of us here that love FauBae. It’s just the people don’t are more vocal about it. The Edith Finch collab is still one of my all time favorite streams.

>>59965813
>>59965941
I went too far, I'm sorry... I wasn't even anyone you replied to

>>59965941
See, this attitude is your real problem. Everyone has problems, but the trick is to know how to deal with them and not lash out at people unrelated to it just because you're struggling.

>>59966432
You're right. Sorry.

>>59966302
>>59966432 (me)
Ah, I'm sorry too anon. I don't mean to make light of your situation. I have no idea what kind of struggles you're going through and it's entirely normal to lash out sometimes, even if it's technically uncalled for. (Hell, I could have just not posted too.)
Anyway, I hope things get better for you and I do sympathize. When you don't have many things to look forward to in life, it's these little things that can feel like they make all the difference.

>>59966111
not reading all that

>>59965228
First two or so were rough because of Bae's over the top reactions but that mellowed out and the rest were fine
For me Bae doesn't have any redeeming qualities so her being in collabs takes away that typical solo stream ethos without adding anything
It makes Fauna happy though, at least

>>59966827
The first mortuary assistant she ruined, on top of fucking fauna over by calling in to the homos birthday sealed the last month of horrors for me. Making it so Fauna had to literally leave her own stream silent for like 10 minutes when Bae could've just done a pre-prepared video or something will never be forgiven.
You're right though, its not like I hate her, she just makes the stream less good. She's not as entertaining as Fauna so it's just a debuff

Guys, I've gone full gachikoi and I don't know what to do about it. I am wholeheartedly in love with Fauna and I know that's ridiculous, but it doesn't make my feelings any less real. I'm fully delusional and I know indulging in any more Fauna content will only make my love her more. Should I just stop being a sapling for my own safety (physical and mental)

>>59967045
Yep, fuck off

>>59966827
I also think the screaming was too much, but I disagree on the redeeming qualities bit. The baby chapter in Edith Finch>>59966155
was strengthened with her there for example. The screaming also seems to be dead as of The Bunker.

>>59967045
Join the club, buddy.

>>59967178
The redeeming quality for Bae is how interested she gets in the story of what she plays. Fauna glosses over the story in pretty much every game she plays and just uses the gameplay as a vehicle for entertainment. Bae actually gets invested in what's happening beyond scary or funny moments

>>59967045
She's here to brighten your days, but she isn't your wife, your girlfriend, or even your friend. You should change your mindset before it's too late because it really is unhealthy.

>>59967350
Pfft. Embarrassing

>>59967045
Welcome to the club.
Speaking for myself: yes probably, but who cares about my safety?

Reflect and make your own conclusions.

>>59967382
nta but that's what Fauna wants from us tho

>>59967575
post skin

>>59967046
This is not a healthy mindset

>>59967668
Care to explain which part?

>>59967961
>>59968031
>>59968069

>>59968166

Why don't you all post Fauna lewds instead of complaining for anything and everything?

>>59968256
updooting this

>>59968166
squeeb

hmm
>>59968233

I hope we get ASMR early next week. I really miss her ASMR and was looking forward to the last one a lot.

I'm Fauna's cutest sapling

>>59968507
i posted this

>>59968507
That's me

>>59966111
I mean, I’m definitely more of a Fauna fan than a Hololive fan because if she graduated I would probably just stop watching Hololive entirely, but that doesn’t mean I don’t still enjoy collabs.

>>59968507
me btw

Anyone else think Fauna is a bit...y'know...?

>>59968712
chubby?

Saplings, I have an important request, I need a timestamp of Fauna making a gentle popping noise in one of her ASMR streams.

>>59968507
You can't just say this and then post my selfie!

>>59968793
Nah

>>59968628
Fauna isn't gonna make me watch bae sorry
And bae you choose your route I am a fauna fan doesn't me I am a bae fan

>>59968817
P-please?

>>59968828
grr im so heckin mad too man, the threads going down soon and i NEED to falseflag
these fuckin saplings are living rent free in my head

>>59968875
next thread you aint getting shit in schizo uuu
i'll need timestamp and skin post

Bae is a sweet, hardworking girl, there is no reason to hate her.

Can we just appreciate nature?

>>59968907
literally this. sick of saplings fucking ruining my day by not having a split up 24/7
my life is ruined every time i cant shit on saplings

>>59969046
replying to this to confirm that there is more than one person that thinks this and it isn't just one mentally ill chinless manlet named babski

>>59969046
this

I love when debut Fauna trying to be a dork. She was shy and cursed at the same time and it was incredibly adorable. This stream for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30zTyxZ8mo

>>59967046
>>59966827
The first mortuary assistant stream was kino and I’m tired of people pretending it wasn’t. There are plenty of boring straight forward playthroughs of that game on YT if that’s what you want to see, watching 2 genuine scaredy cats haphazardly struggle against their own fear is far more rare. also if you think Fauna would have actually gotten further in the game by herself than with Bae then you are a moron.

>>59957274
please post pics

>>59958038
Yes! thank you. Do you know the source?

>>59969341
>replying to schizos
you might be more retarded than he is

>>59969303
Almost forgot how cute she was back then

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112325439

>>59968793
https://www.youtube.com/live/N-FazGH3pMc
21 minutes

>>59969303
That intro goes hard.

IMPORTANT POLL
http://poal.me/7xxepc
http://poal.me/7xxepc
http://poal.me/7xxepc

Oh I'll give you a pole alright

Anybody who is concerned about the lack of solo streams and isn't a complete schizo, you have to understand Fauna has been without any proper EN kouhai for two years. And also that this is probably going to be the only chance that she'll be able to collab with them before they end up going into overdrive with holo homework with their inevitable Japan arcs, which is going to happen a lot sooner now that Japan has accepted that covid is here to stay. Even as someone who prefers solo streams, it's really fun seeing Fauna interact with Advent and vice versa. And Bae is cute and they talked on stream before about doing horror collabs in October if you watched streams, even if they won't do as many streams as they did last year.

tl;dr fauna cute
advent cute
bae cute
schizos are not cute
tech issues are not cute

>>59970109
cool blog
do you have a link you could share detailing your sex change?

>>59969759
Sorry, I'm not a sapling, are there any in free streams? Thank you for looking that up though.

>>59970200
but sex change is not cute...

>>59970208
nope
like i said, post skin + timestamp next thread, i knew you reeked of pagpag

>>59969759

>>59970200
ror

>>59969871
I understand some people might be nostalgic for ye olde times, but Fauna 3.0 being the absolute menace is the cutest thing ever. I pray every day for the same energy as the last Switch Sports stream.

>>59970109
same. I want more collabs desu

>>59969303
Bundled up on the couch listening to Christmas music with my cute wife while she rambles away..

>>59969871
>Fauna 1.0
Comfy
>Fauna 2.0
Adorable
>Fauna 3.0
Adorkable

>>59959265
>>59969756
If you are trying to share this as a way for someone to share the rest, let me tell you that isn't working anon

>>59967178
not a game, but also that ORK new years stream in Japan where Bae got a bit drunk was certainly a stream that was was better with Bae than it would have otherwise been without her. Honestly though now that I think about it, most of the times Bae and Fauna actually work really well together is when they do literally anything else besides a horror game.

>>59969871
I think 1.0 Fauna was cute, but her awkward giggles kinda filtered me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEnjWtbnUj4
put it on your calendar

>>59965228
I don't like her since the homo birthday thing. I know Fauna didn't care but it was very rude. And that homo doesn't even exist anymore.

Did she ever do a stream on a non stream day after cancelling another stream?

>>59971240
no

Fauna should be awake right now.

>>59971319

>>59971329
She's going to post the suika stream in something like 22 minutes just wait, she wants to play it

>>59970109
>before they end up going into overdrive with holo homework with their inevitable Japan arcs

I know that getting to do their idol reps is partly why they joined Hololive in the first place, but I think its so fucked that Cover can look at a strong streamer like Fauna and derail their momentum with with a bunch of extra work. I miss the 5 streams a week EVERY week. We didn't know how good we had it bros.

Isn't it a little weird to be arguing about how much we like or dislike Fauna 's friends?

>>59971319
>>59971361
M-mommy Ceres and big sis Fauna

>>59971055
I was a bit peeved at the time, but it’s really not something worth holding grudge over, and Fauna would be far more embarrassed to learn any of her fans hate Bae for it than she would be by what Bae did.

>>59965228
Horror collabs where Fauna plays and Bae act as an emotional support rat are Kino, horror collabs where Bae drives and Fauna backsits are much much worse.

https://youtu.be/N-FazGH3pMc?t=3487
thought this part was funny

>>59972003
DON'T

>>59971797
No?
Fauna liking someone does not oblige me to like them as well.

P.S. I’m not a collabshizo though, there are very few specific holomem whom I’d just skip if Fauna collabs with. Without having a meltie in /uuu/

>>59971946
I offer a counterargument. Fauna coaching Bae through the doll part in RE8 is quite possibly the moment that I became a sapling.

I don't feel like doing anything without Fauna. This feeling sucks man...

>>59972355
Really? I like the days off because I get to do what I need to do instead of postponing obligations. Find positives in everything that happens or something like that

>>59971755
dwarfmei's chode...

>>59972481
Would

give me some music to use for this gif

>still no twitter activity
I guess she's not making up for yesterday. God I feel fucking miserable.

>>59972747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5eA4Y4pd2k

>>59972880
She makes up for it everyday by being perfect!
*chu*

>>59973221
I'm sorry I love Fauna, but she's not perfect

>>59973243
she's a vegan....

>>59972880
You need to see a psychiatrist.

>>59972747
https://youtu.be/hmWNa9RjsdM

>>59973281
No, it's her lack of communication.

>>59972880
My face, my soul.

I replaced my inner monologue with Fauna's voice
Now she's always with me

>>59973585

>>59972444
Same here. I’m always more productive on days when Fauna doesn’t stream. Granted only when it’s just the occasional days off, her extended breaks slowly chip away at my willpower to be productive.

>thread summary
stream - cancelled suika game
81 IPs - more than usual because of the cancelled stream
posters - a lot of shitposters, doomposting about solo collabs again, random bae seethe, some good discussion

>>59973873
you picked up a new hobby or somethin?

>>59973873
>random bae seethe
You should read the thread before summarizing

>>59972003
Members ASMR...it's been so long

>>59973925
Cuties

>>59973925
I'm betting this is gonna somehow turn into a "SEE, WE HAVE GOOD DISCUSSION WHEN FAUNA ISN'T STREAMING, PERMA /UUU/????" not realising he shot himself in the foot with his constant fucking seethe and falseflagging.
Tried it at least 3 times this very thread the fucking faggot

>>59974065
i laughed, take your meds.

>>59973925
man, she does have a thick neck

>>59974085
its schizo /uuu/, im allowed to be unmedicated sir
good time to unwind after behaving in our normal split

>>59974065
NTA but it seems like you made it your life's mission to not have a permanent /uuu/. Really makes me want it to happen.

Kissing Fauna on the lips

>>59973925
>>59974060
Now kiss.

>>59974134
its beautiful

>>59974188
Yeah sister lets do it, lets own the hater!
Can you pass me some of that pagpag if you're not gonna eat it all?

>>59974147
All /uuu/s are schizo /uuu/s.

>>59973406
Her lack of meat consumption...

>>59974333
My meat btw

new thread
>>59974374
>>59974374
>>59974374

>>59974276
Here you go
>>59974374

damn it guys, not again....

>wanting to shit up a general of 80+ people to spite one guy
go back to global

>>59974384
She consumes my meat pretty regularly.

>>59974446
>80+ people

Why are there schizos everywhere even in a split? I just want a place where I can just do Faunaposting without any Faunaschizo man...

report and ignore

>>59974065
this is why you don't give him any attention. ignore him in here and let him seethe in global. any attention and he pulls shit like this

>>59974549
We have Faunaschizo who her 2view got graduated.
People who seethe at green color from the catalog since her debut.
And numberfags with brainrot who hates Fauna because she is doing great.
You don't get millions of friends without making a few enemies

>>59974606
He can still just samefag replies. The obsession is insane with that guy, the worst part I don't even see the endgame here

>>59974606
>him
I'm not who you think I am. idk why you fags are against a permanent /uuu/ yet keep posting in it. If you think making a new thread is tolling you're the biggest retard here.

>>59974188
Seems you have finally snuffed out my evil plan, well done well done. Yes, it has always been my life’s mission to prevent permanent /uuu/. Why, you ask? Well you see, with no permanent split for saplings to be contained in, I have slowly been flooding every thread on /vt/ with saplings for years with nobody having been none the wiser. But you’re too late to stop me now, the damage is already done, good luck trying to catch me now batman hehehehe ahahaha.

>>59974606
He was going to do it anyway, don't be silly. He's only been trying this since February.
>>59974702
>tolling
nice skin