/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 21! Give it up for day 21!

https://twitter.com/YuukaUta/status/1710271184388936173
https://twitter.com/YuukaUta/status/1710271184388936173
https://twitter.com/YuukaUta/status/1710271184388936173

Child

Gurass

>>59957271
Me at the right

>>59957128
what a kindly Dino

breed

bread

>>59957190
let's go for 30th :3

>>59957760
30...but it might take until the 30th for her to show up

>>59957128
Licklicklick

>>59957271

>>59957271
Gura working on her "projects"

>>59957190
49 days since last non-shill stream, 5 months since last archived members stream!

fat

>>59958018
architectbros
>we
are WINNING

>>59958018
Would

>>59957957
yeah me

>>59958018
Would you forgive Gura if she said she hasn't been posting anything because she's been feeding nonstop on the nastiest murican slop she could find like a fucking pig to get all nice and squishy for us?

>>59958242
Of course, as a fellow american

>>59958018
>little crown
fat gura is CUTE!

Sex with a fembud.

my wife

>>59957210
*touch*

Sex with a cumshart.

>>59957271
Holy fuck I wish I had a sex pet Gura!

>>59957128

I was having sex with a fembud. Felt very good on my penis.

I won't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>59957128
I like this dino image

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112321017

>>59959604
You don't have a penis

>sorry chumbies, I'm gonna need some more time off~
https://files.catbox.moe/1d4q0s.jpg

>>59959961
That's me

>>59959961
Gura's cunny pheromones so strong dude is turning into a literal stallion, horsecock ring and all

Do we still love Gura?

>>59960173
with all my heart

>>59960173
With all my dick

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>59960173
My mind hates her but my penis loves her

>>59960434
respectable
>>59960481
detestable

I love Gura emotionally but I love Gabby's body more.

>>59960173
I don't know, does she still love me?

>>59960173
Of course I do

>>59960173
Does she still love us?

>>59960796

Never did, never will

>>59960829
>Never did
wrong

i wish i were mentally able to cry
god i miss her

>>59960173
Always

Stop making these

>>59961225
Nyo

Hey guys, former anti here.
Just wanted to let you guys know that I’m still kneeling in absolute awe of your guys commitment to being good fans. As an anti, I will be forever btfo. Thank you.

Where is the Suika stream Gura?

Fuwamoco just hit 100 YT streams
they debuted in August

>>59961983
quality > quantity

>>59961983
2 people so it doesn't count
retard

>>59962040
I think September proved that wrong when the only 3 streams she did were shit.

>>59961983
Does making a 30 min morning show 4/7 days promoting random holo shit really count?

>>59961591
A true anti wouldn't give up. why would people anti anyway

>>59962118
speak for yourself, anti. I enjoyed them.

>>59962138
it shows commitment

>>59962227
management

>>59962169
it's based on the feeling of towards the success of the one they focus on
Fan supports since they think they deserve the best, Anti tears down since they think they don't deserve a thing or only deserve bad ones

>>59962061
Why does that matter? Collabs have 2 people too or can we remove those from Gura too?

>>59962138
it's not like WW, maybe you should watch streams

>>59962061
Anon, that's not how math works... that just means two people streamed 100 times, each. Or are you suggesting that collabs don't count?

>>59961983
Congartuarations. I hope they can collab with Gura once she can be active again.

>>59962177
>scuffed blurry outfit reveal
>cant even find a 5 player game
>anniversary stream with no thought put in besides what merch to sell
>none of them even last an hour
very high quality

https://litter.catbox.moe/u6r00l.mp4

>>59962760
ok anti

>>none of them even last an hour
that's a bold-faced lie lmao

>>59962418
Just did bitch bau bau, still a lame slot.

So fucking hungry chumchuds…need pop tart…need chocy milky…

I got a cold on my vacation
It's fucking over

>>59963905
Just order something.

Guys I have an idea. What if we all take turns role playing as Gura. We’d all take turns streaming as Gura. One of us will have to wear a wig and put on a girly voice and let us fuck you, but we can all take turns so it’s fair and everyone will get a chance to watch “Gura” live again.

Chumbuds want to fuck this thing

>>59964040
I'm not as interesting as Gura and my voice cracks when I try to go too high.

>>59964051
Sex sex sex sex

well, a backhoe took out my neighborhood's fiber connection so gura will surely stream soon.

>>59964051
https://litter.catbox.moe/se1vlu.jpg
that thing looks like a penis

Reading the comments on the last vod is funny, so many greys arguing. I can understand if some people dropped their membership, but the guys screaming anti and parasocial aren't even membered either.

>>59964625
I assume they're drama tourists from twitter

>>59964625
You call them out for being greys and they'll insult you by saying members are using their parents' money for memberships.

>>59964625
go look at the drama niggers video if you really want to see people who have never watched or cared about Gura scream about PARASOCIAL INCEL LOSERS and pretend that the very blatant anti posts are totally chumbuds

>>59964714
that sounds like projection

>>59960173
Always will

>>59962177
>I ENJOYED the garbage that was fed to me!
lol. lmao.

>>59964625
https://youtu.be/MgHILktBRVg

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>59958081
sex with the fat shark indeed

>>59965538
>tiny tail
>chunky Gura belly
That's not my oshi.

>>59965538
Rubrubrubrubrubrub

>>59965533
I'm not giving that faggot views

>>59965533
KYS

>>59964912
Honestly if the criticismbuds sounded more concerned than angry, the drama tourists wouldnt be there

>>59965533
let me guess some dramatuber pulls out a few screenshot of gura fans missing her and all the norms, or at best fans of anyone with a blue doritos in their name, get upset
very original content totally hasnt been done before

Can I get a nickname too?

>>59965625
Why??? Can't we talk about the elephant in the room????

>>59965578
>That's not my oshi.
you haven't seen her for so long you forgot how she looked
though I'll try using another lora on top to force the tail since this model does chonk really well but loses in compatibility

>>59965612
>ywn

>>59965825
Im hungry so I ate it

>>59965825
>>59965614

>>59965751
that isnt true in the least

https://youtu.be/djLCdycejr8?si=VOY57sSFY7Pb4Ox0

Youtube has been recommending me her old member streams. I wonder why.

>>59966380
It's a sign telling you to archive them if you haven't yet because she's about to graduate soon.

>>59966221
itai...

I woke up and saw a couple tweets from the official Cover Corp account and got nervous. Luckily it was nothing to do with Gura

>>59966679
>Luckily
Imagine being happy about not getting updates, literally mindbroken

>>59965533
I have seen multiple people in the comment section saying Gura said she is burned out from streaming. As I recall she never did say something like that even once in 3 years.

>>59961983
They are gonna have big time burnout at some point. I bet they cry over it

>>59966740
Imagine expecting any of the faggots who watch that kind of content to actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

>>59966728
I was worried it was going to be a post announcing her graduation. You dumb fuck

>>59966798
Retard

>>59965533
lol this nigger is making some hot shit up

"Gura already informed everyone what was going on late last year she was having medical issues they carried over onto this year she was fainting before the holofes and continued having issues she came back months later and told everyone streaming will not be regular on multiple streams and in a members post with other details. She communicated lots people ignored her or actively want to complain and hide behind she hasn't communicated"

>>59965533
People unironically watch this garbage?

>>59966885
Holy copium
>b-but she explained everything so it's fine to fuck off for 3 weeks!!
These are the same people calling you a schizo for "making assumptions"

>>59966991
>People

>>59965533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

>>59966885
wow, blatantly lying and making shit up, why am I not surprised?

WHAT IF GURA IS DEALING WITH LEGAL ISSUES LIKE TAX EVASION

>>59965533
insane seeing all the people just repeating what he says at face value and being icredibly obvious they have never watched Gura
OMG SHE TAKES 2 WEEKS OFF AND THIS IS HOW CHUMBUDS ACT!!! PARASOCIAL ENTITLED LOSERS!!!
god i fucking hate twitter libtards and yesniggers

>>59966577
https://youtu.be/AgBEaqGlTR4&t=28

>>59965533
>those comments
In case you didn't know where the faggots mindlessly defending her just for virtue signaling came from and what kind of content they watch.

>>59967155
tax evasion is based

>>59967173
These people don't matter
They don't buy merch, they don't superchat, or watch her live and comment.

>>59967155
I would commit seppuku for doubting her

>>59967216
they do matter though since 80% of the retards here are on the same side as them and they are the vocal majority
you queers wont ever speak out and its too fucking late to do it at this point anyways

>>59967155
They found Gura's 3D loli hard drives...

>>59965533
"I am a huge Gura fan"

and I am the king of china

>>59967173
Hate throwing this word around but they are literal NPCs

>>59965533
what if gura believes this video to be true

>>59967322
I am a "huge gura" fan

>>59967322
winnie pls gib gooby bak muse dash perms, thank

Feistybuds lost.

>>59967346
i mean the term is fitting, they have no actual thoughts or opinions they just let dramatubers and twitter shape their opinion, as much as I hate the yesbuds here at least a lot of them have actual arguments and debates rather than just going SHE DOESNT OWE HER FANS WHO MADE HER A LITERAL MULTI MILLIONARE AND SUPPORTED HER FOR YEARS ANYTHING!!! NOT EVEN BASIC RESPECT HER FANS DONT DESERVE IT!!!!
like jesus christ imagine unironically thinking people dont deserve at least a tiny bit of Gura's time and respect after all her fans have done for her.

hey

>>59967532
whore

>>59967356
Zero chance she even sees it

Just leaving it out there for readers of this thread, you are experiencing a prolonged rrat-attack, just relax and watch streams like usual. Go trawl the VODs or do something else while she sorts her shit out. Would she want you to skip your reps, over whatever this is? Is she going to cry because some people cancel membership? I think both parties will survive.

How many wildly blown-out-of-proportion rumors have been milled through here? Several of the other streamers have had prolonged absences too. That is life, alternatively, she could have graduated over not streaming a few months - is that any better? Maybe it is REALLY serious. Boo-fucking-hoo, whatever happens, will happen. She will be back when she gets back, meanwhile watch these shit-stirrers dogpile positive responses in the threads to take validity out of any sort of constructive thinking. They want deconstruction and a shitty attitude, what else do they have going for them but setting shit on fire? They sure as shit dont build anything with their lives, you know the type.

Calling out you oldfags who know, how many overblown rrats have floated by in this place. Anywhere the wind blows...

>>59967557
no u

>>59967440
not a two or three year member in sight.

>>59967532

>>59967568
Fuck off

>>59967180
this one is too painful i can't even listen to it

>>59967592
Yeah, most two or three years use an alt instead.

>>59967592
My three-year is expiring tonight. Had enough of YouTube mocking me with her old member streams because it has nothing to recommend.

>>59967568
>Several of the other streamers have had prolonged absences too. That is life
Come the fuck on, you're just omitting details to make this shit seem normal. No other chuuba with any amount of respect for her fans does this.

>>59967700
I only watch gura

>>59967645
Anon did you even read any of those comments? None of them would require an alt, it's just the retards that stick their neck into any situation to try and make themselves feel better.

>>59967592
I'm sure most of us know better than to go to the comment section at this point.

>>59967592
>>59967672
i dropped my day 1 after she made it clear on her birthday stream that she basically gave up

>>59967739
All while acting morally superior and holier than thou for some fucking reason

>>59967739
>did you even read any of those comments
Why the fuck would I do that? I'll come out more retarded than I am

>>59967568
Bruh. The fuck are you even talking about?

>>59966752
They did the penniless 2view part-time corpo grind for over a year at that pace.

>>59967769
For me it was
>I want to come back strong for you
But going back to the same shit after returning from JP. Safe to say I made the right choice.

>>59961983
Gura needs to collab with these girls asap because I'm not giving them a single view until she does

>>59967767
I mean in general no one just decides to go to youtube comments and sort by new. The only reason for doing so would be if you already have some agenda, complaint, or desire for an argument. Anyone who doesn't, or who thinks that's dumb, won't even know new comments exist.

I'm starting to wonder if she is unironically deceased and Cover just hasn't announced it yet
Or maybe Cover doesn't even know and think she's just ghosting her manager too when she's actually decomposing in her apartment

>>59968000
Thinking about Gura's lifeless body gives me a half-chub, imagine having her carcass all to yourself...

>>59967862
you'll be waiting a while, probably forever

>>59968102
I don't mind. I don't think I'm missing out on much

>>59965533
it's weid he went with the trite "uhhh parasocial bad" instead of telling the whole story (at least all we know of), you'd think it'd be juicier. Maybe he's scared of Cover?

it wasn't so bad when there was a confident "she has to return for x" situation

>>59968538
maybe Yagoo will ACCELERATE and we'll get a few good weeks of content

>>59968538
she has to return for holofes ;-;

>>59968498
white knight engagement bait, it's pretty pathetic honestly. you can tell that neither he nor the intended audience actually watch gura with any regularity. they just wanna feel good that they defended le poor uwu wittle shark gurl from the big bad meanies on the internet.

>>59968680
holofes is the opposite of returning to streaming..

>>59968778
You're probably right, I'm not familiar with the guy at all so I dunno.

>>59968538
S-she'll be back for Halloween guys, trust the plan!!

Chances of stream today? give it to me straight? we're almost near 2PM

I miss Gura. Hope she's doing okay. That's all.

>>59968843
least delusional chumbud

>>59968843
There's no point in guessing if she will stream or not. The only thing that will tells us if she'll stream is if she uploads a frame.

>>59965533
I don't wanna watch it does he mention her weird outburst during Advent debut month? I'm guessing the answer is no.

>>59968991
You mean when she streamed a bit after coming back from Japan? No one sensible should entertain your Advent narrative.

>>59966740
lol casual fags and the drama tuber himself have no idea they're talking about
that would require more than just watching the occasional clip

guras boyfriend is pewdiepie its so over

>>59969338
no that's Blue

>>59969338
nope it's me
sorry it takes time force feeding her

>>59968979
yea but there's a usual time where the frame might go up right? past that and it's probably not happening?

>>59968843
well we're at the three week mark already. every other "break" she's had this year has been between 3-4 weeks so we'll probably see her in the next couple of days if I had to guess. i'm genuinely looking forward to seeing whether or not she addresses anything or pretends like nothing happened again

You guys need to let go. Joking about being forced to stream and her next stream being next year is as close to saying "I'm done" as possible without directly saying it. I'm sorry chumbuds I hope you can heal from this. What an asshole.

>>59969573
>i'm genuinely looking forward to seeing whether or not she addresses anything or pretends like nothing happened again
Why would you expect anything different at this point?

>>59969591
I'm here to coom

>>59969591
This is sadly true. She pretty much admitted that she doesn't enjoy streaming with those comments

I want pizza

>>59969487
like 3-4 hours from now

>>59969573
next couple of days is a no go as she can't stream over Council 3D collab

>>59969751
Based! A new record!

why did Mori start liking Hololive more and Gura started liking it less when the latter is objectively more successful, more accepted by the fanbase and has a more positive reception from casuals?

>>59965533
It's so weird seeing my throwaway comment be featured in the thumbnail and read first in a drama video. Guess it means it had impact.

>>59969608
i'm not expecting anything from her I'm just curious if the uproar this time has been loud enough for her to address it. probably not. I'd love to see a slew of SCs that just say "actions speak louder than words"

>>59969822

WHY YALL NIGGAS STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>59969822
Being the most drama-inducing is not a good thing. Work on your personality

>>59969694
It's sad but sometimes people just don't enjoy something the way they used to anymore, and not even the worlds best vtuber is immune to that. I'd say she's even being nice by saying these things for us. She's trying to tell us to let her go. If you truly love someone then you should respect their wishes and let her go.
Thank her for the good times and wish her farewell.

>>59969857
She's been away for this long before and didn't say shit so probably not.
Her usual strategy is coming back as part of a collab or a karaoke so there's no close chat interaction and then do a couple solo streams since chat will have memory holed the hiatus after the collab/karaoke

>>59969881

>>59969945
>She's trying to tell us to let her go. If you truly love someone then you should respect their wishes and let her go.
Maybe she should COMMUNICATE that then.

>>59965533
isn't this the nigger who made a video last time, like last year, pretending to be a concerned chumbud and had actual chumbuds grilling him in chat, and it turned out he's just a grifting faggot who may as well have not even known about feet
guess the dramatubers are gonna keep the comments flowing

>>59965869
gurass
the tail is a spook

>>59969857
the uproar was worse in previous times where it hit the front page of leddit, this time even the ledditors have just accepted it

>>59970004
I'm going to turn into an architectbud at this rate

>>59970005
All his videos are the same whether it be about Rushia graduation, homos gone missing or whatever
It's the exact same format
>I'm a fan of X but <non controversial twitter take here>
>here are some comments on one side
>here are some comments on the other side
>narrates them all to fill up video length
>bland non committal ending conclusion repeating what he said at the start

>>59970117
Sounds like easy money.

I want to go back to 2020/2021

>>59969389
sorry to tell you, pal

>>59969703
I was thinking about getting pizza tonight too

>>59970228
ok retard, whatever you say

>>59970187
Yea he made a video about Fauna's friend speech and he dunked on le parasocials and it's the exact same shit as this video with the format:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDO00NvF80

All his shit is comment bait too.

>>59970228
MODS!

>>59969868
We love the drama.

This part alone with the first stream title is pretty hilarious

>>59970228
nani...

>>59966826
You are the fucking retard. Why would I say luckily if it was a status update? Fucking retard

>>59970095
this model is a great find yeah
AI has done unspeakable things to my fetishes

Man /vt/ has been a poison for vtuber discussion

Think about the spergs in Gura's comments, the cuckposters, the SHE HATES US posters etc. None of this would be happening without the baffling discussion standards set by this place. I watches jontron dissapear for years at a time and all his fans did was make jokes about it, they never started calling him an asshole that hates his fans or whatever
And yet so called "chumbies" who "loved her" are doing this to an overgrown sensitive woman child

I hate architectfags so much. Almost as bad as scat and diaperfags.

>>59970360
Why does this chart stop at June?

>>59970570
hololive isn't some indie youtuber you fucking retard
did he come back only to sell merch and leave too?

>>59970570
jontron makes videos he's not a streamer with an active fanbase retard

>>59970637
nta but here's the full updated one

>>59970570
>I watches jontron dissapear for years at a time and all his fans did was make jokes about it, they never started calling him an asshole that hates his fans or whatever
I just googled him and the general concensus by his fans is he stopped caring long ago and only does videos for the money.
Pretty much like Gura?

>>59970650
>hololive isn't some indie youtuber you fucking retard
Not an argument
>did he come back only to sell merch and leave too?
Every video he does has a shill sponsor, so yes?

>>59970637
cause it's way funnier than the full chart, you have a "I'm back" stream followed by a dozen streams spread across half a year.

>>59970609
scat and diaperfags usually act on it
I know full well 3dpd fatties are disgusting and mentally unwell, it's a fully 2d fetish

>>59970704
no one calls him a shitty person or someone that betrayed their fans trust for that tho

Scat is an accepted fetish in /ggg/ now

>>59970704
>thinks he assessed the fan conensus within literally 3 minutes
see? see what /vt/ has wrought on your brains? you've lost your fucking wits

>>59970736
you don't know anything about hololive
go back to your fleshtubers

>>59970815
because everyone shits on gura?

>>59970742
>cause it's way funnier than the full chart
Ah right, so its a shitpost. Kill yourself. Why do people even make this thread anyway? Just a breeding ground for antis to spew their shit and for fans to..what? Lament? Post the same images over and over?

>>59970802
Does he have active paid memberships while producing nothing? Is he a vtuber working for Japanese company?

>>59970815

>>59969804
Mori can actually interact with core Hololive members on regular basis while Gura is semi-isolated from her favorites even in the bounds of the same company

>>59970830
I mean if I knew nothing about the holocaust and googled it I think I could assess a consensus pretty quick too, not everything needs ten years of peer-backed research.

>>59970802
>no one calls him a shitty person
thank you for confirming you're a kiwinigger who has no idea what he's talking about, only using this to stir up more shit
also not on topic, go back

>>59970879
he's not even a streamer, not sure why they're comparing a youtube video creator to a fucking streamer

>>59970874
Yes
Why are *you* here, fucking weirdo

>>59970963
Laying the bait on too thick boss

>>59970988
I mean, he's called a shitty person for his takes, not for not being a regular creator

>>59957128
u guys are completely crazy thinking and spending all this time in gura.
im sure gura doesn't care about you all more than she cares about toilet paper after she used it.

>>59971056
you're going to get fat

>>59970486
Keep it to yourself then. You also have a lot of generals for ai art

>>59971100
uh yeah that toilet paper? me.

>>59971100
h-hot

>>59971215
>>59971230
i knew some of u would find it pleasurable to be compared to used toilet paper....

>>59971113
I exercise often, don't worry.

>>59971275
The rise of scat is upon us

>>59971126
>gatekeeping a dead general
you're not doing us any favor

>>59971349
the day /ggg/ degrades from being fart and pee fetishists to scatfags is the day the weirdness level of the remaining chumbuds overloads and gura just straight up graduates out of disgust

>>59971418
>dead
I wish. Its too fast

>>59971349
for me it's not about the poopoo it's just about getting to touch gura's butthole

>>59971418
>us
Try again

>>59971501
meds

>>59969804
I suppose this was a way to continue what she was doing before Hololive but with more support and stability and it was great at the start but with time it started to feel more and more like a regular job with meetings, schedules and deadlines and she grew to hate it

Heyo there. Just passing by because im at a concert and im sad its not Gura's.

Now

>>59971436
>my degenerate fetish: based
>your degenerate fetish: cringe
not a fan of any bodily functions but its always funny to see

>>59971497
can you imagine gura grabbing a chumbud from the bucket and then pressing him between gura asschecks going through the whole crack for finally being thrown away in the trash covered in poop

>>59970570
>>59970704
what kind of retarded nigger compares Jontron to a streamer?
plus its long agreed that he only comes back when he needs money and people give him tons of shit for it, the difference is people know whats going on with him

>>59971704
no

>>59971710
>Gura's degenerate fetish: based
>your degenerate fetish: cringe
FTFY

>>59971592
isn't the same true for Mori, except with much more added negativity?

>>59971710
>my degenerate fetish: based
>your degenerate fetish: cringe
this but unironically

this is all your fault for hating on minecraft

Wrecking her comments section is actually one of the best ways to get her attention.

>>59971759
>>Gura's degenerate fetish
>source: it was revealed to me in a dream

>>59971798
But she doesn't read comments.

There is nothing wrong with liking piss

>>59971759
gura only goes #1 in her diapers

>>59971915
I get saliva and sweat, but not piss

>>59971776
Yeah but Mori terminally allergic to work like Gura is

>>59971592
idk she seems to do every part of her job except for hanging out with us. I read an article once about a camgirl who hated her fans and it might've been her coping but she basically said her regular office job pushing papers was so much more enjoyable and fulfilling. personally i feel like the camgirl job is so flexible you can probably find a way to make it fun compared to corporate sprint culture.

>>59971915
god i love her stupid rhombus head

>>59971903
but management does, and they will talk to her
then it will depend on how much power they have over gura

>>59972088
Whichever is easier honestly. No one wants to work

>>59972126
>but management does, and they will talk to her
Proof? They've done nothing so far.

>>59972126
Anon, literally no one goes to youtube comments and sorts by new. Not management, not Gura, not random fans, absolutely no one. Those comments don't exist

>>59972088
>idk she seems to do every part of her job except for hanging out with us
yet she also does way less of that than many other heavy streamer holos, and with much less thought and effort
How many solo covers she has released on these last 3 years?

>>59972177
then gura way too much power over management,
probably cares so little that if they force her she will just leave and thats what stops them from forcing her.

>>59971947
gura's saliva and sweaty body...

>>59972212
The sisters love doing that, though.

>>59972286
By "no one" I mean "no person"

>>59972218
Live karaoke > overproduced covers and singles, so I'm not missing anything

>>59972229
No I mean management doesn't do anything in general. She wouldn't quit, they just don't make her do anything just like they don't make other talents do anything.

>>59972328
how many of those have we had this year again

>>59971838
if you rapidly hover over this soundpost you can enjoy the sound of gura's mouth as she's saying "I'm"

>>59972328
I honestly could cares less about covers or "projects". I just want streams.

>>59972415
how many of anything have we had this year, the whole thing is fucking depressing

>>59972452
get out of here nijifag, you don't fit in as well as you think you do

>>59972415
3. Around 8 hours of karaoke

I clogged my toilet again

>>59972140
ppl do want to work but they want it to be glamorous and ez.

>>59972600
Personally I hated every job I had, no matter how easy or hard it was.

>>59972140
>>59972642
I love my job, but I did have to invest a lot of time and effort in having comfy opportunities
it's hard but I'm a sperg who'd hate having nothing to do, so it works out

I'm watching this redhead succubus erotuber masturbate and she sounds like she's in excruciating pain the whole time. I wish Gura would give us cuddly sexytime, I can only find murderrape simulators.

>>59972769
please do share, dont be stingy

>>59972740
I like my job but I'm never going to get any bitches with it, no matter how rich I get. it's a shame but then I remember how much waiting tables sucks ass and just deal with it

>>59972845
>bitches
i'm in a company with a bajillion people from all over the world, so I like to think that once I try (TM) it won't be hard
but well

>>59972769
What the fuck is wrong with chumbuds?

When I talk to women, they always slip in that they have a boyfriend. I think theres something wrong with me.

>>59973005
let me guess, you're spending your time watching dramatubers and trolling instead.

>>59973119
that's just called being in your mid to late twenties anon

Gura's slightly fuzzy tummy and tiny pink feet.

>>59972517
Prioritizing streams is just the objectively right thing to do if you're a vtuber.

>>59973119
that just means you don't have to waste your time talking to them anymore.

Gura is soft like a squishy peach.

>>59973198
>>59973228

goorah

>>59973273
doesn't stream

>>59973205
And by objectively you mean subjectively

>>59973377
No I mean objectively. If you're a vtuber who doesn't stream then you're doing it wrong.

>>59973198
>>59973228
>>59973267
i am going to sniff her tiny feets

>>59973416
Something being objectively true in someone's subjective opinion kinda makes it subjective

Gura anti general... Home...

>>59973175
>>59973225
Its just a little discouraging that every girl that interests me is always taken.

OH NYOhtrix Stream Never

>EU hour
>Schizos crawl out
Ew

>>59973267
and her bushi pucci

>>59973520
we are all schizos

>>59957190
>>59957760
She'll come back before we reach 30 days.

>>59973198
imagine how soft and pale her little neet feet are

>>59957190
How many Shions are we at?

>>59972212
Yet there's a whole dramatuber video made about them

>>59973583
Theres been no reason given why she isnt streaming now. There's no reason to think that would suddenly change just because x amount of days passed.

bloop

Graduation is inevitable. Have you already grieved, or are you still preparing?

>>59973823
Gura will never graduate.

>>59973823
I do not know for I must coom

>>59973823
Unironically though, if it does happen I'm going to turn off my cringe inhibitors and post my personal covers of PPP and Days of Candy by Beach House. With lyrics changed around a bit to make them more relevant to gura, of course.

>>59973487
yeah, dating is stupidly fast-paced these days.

how come gura isn't streaming the watermelon game?

>>59974166
>this triggered over a fact that he has to go generate an image

>>59974166
kek

>>59974225
because she doesn't want to stream at all

sock hate

>>59974225
>how come gura isn't streaming
Is the better question

>>59973823
I don't want it to happen but if it does I won't be surprised

I'm just not schizo enough to shitpost all day and make up reasons about why she's not here. I just hope she's ogey.

>>59974336
Because she unironically hates us

>>59974386
RTRTRTRT

Stinky fembuds.

>>59974386
Well people will keep making up reasons until she bothers to explain it. That's how it works.

>>59970486
>style loras add... style, but also tend to force nude
>models don't but using shitmixes is not a pleasant experience
oh well

>>59974389
i hate myself too so i can't blame her

>>59974418
It's really is unfortunate, but a lot of people are just so addicted to internet drama, and where there isn't any, some will be made.

why won't gura play dmc? my guess is she doesn't like the game.

>>59974386
RT

The law of Schrodinger's Gura.

>>59974491
well, at least it does cunny
https://files.catbox.moe/ptrm0n.png

>>59974389
hating someone requires effort and feelings for someone, she's apathetic towards us, which is worse.

>>59975160
That's really an overstated absurdity, in general I'd prefer to be ignored or forgotten by a person than hated by them. You'd have to be pretty narcissistic and/or psychotic to prefer the opposite

>>59975268
True, but It's different when it's someone you like/love and care about.

Hey guys my top 3 Hololive oshi are:
-Gooba
-IRyS
-Haachama

fuck me so much!

>>59975268
Context matters, having an irritating person start ignoring you instead of antagonizing you is a positive outcome. Having someone you actually care about do it is not.

>>59975343
I only have one oshi, because I'm not a whore.

>>59975345
>>59975324
No, in both of those situations, being outright hated would feel much worse. You're just downplaying what hate actually means.

>>59975405
No, hate means they still care about you and it might change over time. You underestimate what apathy actually feels like.

>>59975592
>hate means they still care about you
Ahhhh no it doesn't.

>>59975592
>still care about you
Yes, because they fucking hate you. All you're saying is that to you receiving any attention is the priority above all else, even if someone hates your guts that's preferable to not getting attention. That only makes sense from any extremely narcissistic point of view.

>>59975343
Haachama was super sick and IRyS is sick but active on Twitter. Gura is straight up ghosting for no discernable reason.

>>59976025
But are they fembuds?

>>59975343
Mine are
-Goobus
-Fauna
-all allies of gura

>>59976261
>fembuds

does gura

>>59976319
So they're chumbuds? Didn't know they were male.