/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59947363
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>59947422
Amen.

>>59947422
Amen.

>>59947422
AMEN

impregnate gavis bettel

i came to run it up y'all just some runner ups
y'all never do enough talkin like dununuh

How does one have internet problems that they know will last two days? Isn't the worst part of ISP issues that you never know when they fix.

inebriate gavis bettel

meowvis cattel

incinerate gavis bettel

headpat shota hakka

>>59948944
Megamind

>>59948944
rape shota hakka

Good evening, Nature Anon here. I always find myself nervous before I leave for a trip so I decided do some cleaning in my study when I found an old photo of a flaymoose I took while in school. Flaymoose are interesting because all their natural predators are aquatic. The reason is the fact they are small for a moose but are also crazy powerful so to larger predators they aren't worth it and smaller predators aren't strong enough to take them down. The aquatic predators however take them down easy as they can not fight while in water which is common has their favorite food is sea grass.

>>59947363
Rape Mer!tare

Ohayo gozaimasu /MANS/.

>>59950983
ohio

threads so quiet. guess nobody will hear if i say that i havent had any super bad cannibalistic thoughts in a while and i think im becoming normal again for at least a little bit. yayyyy

>>59950983
BUENOS DIAS

>>59952065
Get healed faggot.

Bettelbros, i finally got my briefs!

and a lil something else :^)

>>59952203
stop bringing up this fucking stream to me and fuck hakka for hosting it

>>59952268
clowns love!

>>59952268
Absolute clown world behavior

>>59952343

>>59947422
amen
>>59949781
bite me bite me bite me bite me

>>59952637
i dont want to want this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hmm

When are you gonna start playing ARK Axel?

>>59953555
I would rather he gets some sleep

>>59953425
Well, the professor fuck would certainly fit into Vshojo with the bussy/cat-boy/femboy garbage.

>>59947422
Amen.
Good morning, /MANS/! Have a great Friday.

>>59953425
Leader is a unityfag so not surprising

>>59953425
Kuro wishes he had joined Tempus instead of the other company.

>>59947422
Amen

>not following altare
Hmm indeed

Axel but no Bossu...

is Hakka still taking JP lessons?

>>59954115
He had to stop them for a few weeks for the anniversary, but as far as I know, he returned to take them.

>>59954092
>put Axel
>but not Bossu and Koyori
hmmmmmm

wish i could watch magni play suika game

Hopefully I won't take a vacation for posting a naked woman...

>>59954458
Yeah...

>>59954602
naked where

>>59952268
This nigga fucks clowns

>>59952268
Based and sillypilled.

>>59955955
This dingo would be the dumbest gangrel alive

https://twitter.com/vam_111/status/1710012043867394086

>>59956115
Slutty puppy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4PUGvWLnoVI
if dead horas please watch this short from pizza man do it just do it

>>59957416
Watched that earlier, I have to wonder how he stumbled across this 8 year old long dead meme
I showed the original to my mom once and she kept doing the squat thing for the next several months

>>59957416
Lmao that's actually good, nice soundpost material

>>59957608
>you will never get sent boomer memes from Pizza papa
>He will never try to download an app for memes in an attempt to connect with you

I think is funny that from the reaction of a lot of people (that english isn't their first language), Flay's english is often just gibberish and very hard to understand

>Thread is up for 7 hours
>Not even 60 posts
Jesus Christ what happened

>>59956115
Kyaa~

>>59958096
No streams

>>59958096
Ded horas + Americans sleeping

>>59958096
>imagine numberfagging a 4chan thread

>>59957973
Not surprising, given his ADHD mind. Talks fast, changes topic quickly, sometimes has like two conversations going at once, talks about specific knowledge like VAs or Spiderman that you'd get lost in if you didn't already know about it.
I feel like his tempus week was the closest thing to having a raw insight of his brain.

>>59958096
we are reclining...

Grim

Found Shinri's brother

>>59958616
Literally who
would

>>59958639
Idk, just saw it randomly and found it very similar. Forgot to write down the name so it's forever lost in the algo

>>59958616
He'd probably hate this outfit but I'd prefer him in this over what he has now

>>59958616
You might think this attire is not practical for combat or adventuring but the exposed tits and pubic hair would be a distraction for your opponent, leaving them open for you to strike.

>>59959016
It’s true, I’m very distracted imagining Shinri with exposed pubic hair

I find Mama's tits to be amusing

>>59959016
Oh I hadn't noticed the pubic hair KEK

Kuro hopping on Minecraft

>>59959410
Off topic

i want to see their kits (pups?)

So much about spookytober huh Bettel

>>59958616
Man I havent seen that kind of hair in a vtuber model before

>>59959515
Me too

>>59959515
RAUS MIT FURFAGS

I see some people reaching 4 years, 5 years even at Holo and I really can't see Tempus being around for so long

>>59959515
ToT mama cat magni with her litter

https://twitter.com/minipuffins/status/1710203576839217405

>>59959920
I seriously think Bettel will be gone by next year

>>59959962
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>59959920
EN vtubing in general probably won't be around for that long.

We heard you the first time dawg, go make a catalog thread or something

>>59959986
Hey look everyone, this tranny thinks :0

>>59959965
CUTE

>>59959920
People will come and go, both already happened with the boys, but tempus as a branch won't go away and is silly to think otherwise.
It has to be a very specific situation like the CN branch for the Tempus branch to disappear, so no, is not gonna happen regardless if you have little faith or not.

Do they get the n word pass

>>59960226
Why wouldn't they

>>59960226
They can't even talk

>>59960288
false

>>59959986
Can you give an explanation that doesn’t rely only on him being friends with people outside? Because from what I have seen he is pretty involved with Tempus work

>>59960305
white axelolt bothers me, is just not right

>>59959962

>>59960340
Bruh you really asking for answers from the current bait loop

>>59960340
I always thought Bettel would be the first to go, his fanbase is rabid and he has a strong stream persona that is harder to keep up, from the start he said he gets exhausted if he streams more than couple hours. I think those have been debunked however? He does stream for longer times, especially with the P streams. But he really didn't know what he signed up for initially, basically knowing nothing about corpotubing and being even more of a normie than Altare

>>59960340
It's a made-up doomsday scenario that's gotten used as bait since the other graduations happened. Specifically, since Bettel gets the highest live viewership, people think it will kill all interest in Tempus if he goes somewhere else.

>>59960383
Now you're being racist

>>59960706
Mudskins coping and seething about White Excellence as per usual

>>59961197
Hakka...

>>59961323
Hakka is getting his back wet. His border patrolled.

>>59960706
There's not really anything else behind it, just wishful thinking from Catalog posters who wanted to believe Magni and Vesper leaving would kill Tempus. Even if the boys survived losing them, then surely Bettel would be the final nail in the coffin!

>>59961556
Dibs on that qt3.14 hakkito

Just spent a small fortune on tempus merch. Can''t wait to do it again in a week abayo paycheck

>>59960340
Nta but I always felt like Magni would be the one to go out (even before he got active in rm) and I get the same feeling from Bettel

>>59962020
>Magni: "Oh, you got a Magmite tattoo? Fuck you."
>Bettel: "Joining Hololive saved my life."

I don't know. Feel like there's a slight difference there somewhere.

>>59962018
oh yeah has ohmonah posted any previews yet

>>59962156
Cherry picking at it's finest

>>59962018
I still don't know if I want to get the plushies. I have the money but AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>59962156
I'm not agreeing with who you're replying to at all or what you're implying with Magni but Magni did make a similar statement, saying he found value in life again once he got into Tempus

>>59962156

When did bettel say that? He gives me the impression of being sorta depressed but I’m probably dumb

>>59962349
To be fair, Magni also said "I'm a quitter", so...

>>59962018
same, I bought all the plushies and one of the anni sets yesterday, I feel insane

Who’s the highest ranked in valorant?

>>59962739
Altare at plat. Though he might've managed to grind to diamond.

>>59962408
>He gives me the impression of being sorta depressed
Honestly, Bettel seems like Altare, in that he doesn't really have a ton going on in his life beyond being a streamer. Like, it was a bit telling that he was basically always available at any time of day for the first few months.

>>59962156
>they still believe Magni left willingly
/MANS/ will never heal

many many haram baito da ne

>>59963294
If not willingly why did he leave?

>>59963355
Allah be willing, He shall explode ((their)) rotten crotches and consign them to Jahanaam

>>59963499
Take a look at older threads, it has been looped enough already

kuro followed altare and someone
noice

>>59963587
someone?

>>59962156
If we're playing this game
>I never really had people I could call friends, Tempus is that for me

>>59963646
that anon's been baiting none stop, just ignore

>>59963499
Cover didn't want to put out a red carpet for him, also didn't reach his demands of not giving him any work

I see that my pet idiot is very popular on this site. But what do you mean when you say 'Rape Gavis Bettel'? Why do so many of you misspell grape? It is 5 letters. And grapes are nouns. You can't noun someone. Imbeciles.

>>59963737
I see, that's sad

>>59963793
Rape gavis bettel

>>59963793
it means rape the clown you rat

>>59963793
i disagree. it should be Rapeseed Gavis Bettel, short for Rape and seed Gavis Bettel

give me a rundown on bettel 2

does anyone have flay's dramatical murder vod? the download link in the archives is broken

>>59964002
He is Bettel, but not the first one.

>>59963793
Rape Phantom.

>>59964050

Thanks chief

Did Altare completely ditch tts?

>>59964287
he only wants to use it for zatsus

>>59963923
>>59963946
>>59963999
>>59964130
Of course the respondents are Axelotls. Creatures on the same level of intelligence as my idiot. Let me rephrase my point.

GRAPE. HAS. G. IN. FRONT. RAPE IS BAD SPELLING. GRAPE IS FRUIT. WHY CLOWN GRAPE? EXPLAIN.

SEED IS ALSO A FUCKING NOUN. YOU CANT NOUN SOMEONE DIPSHITS

>>59964381
rape gavis bettel

>>59964381
>doesn't know seed is also a verb
stfu esl phantom

>>59964441
I would forcefeed your kind intelligence boosting potions if I could.
>>59964473
Bettel is many things, but he is not soil. Besides a run in with druids or Afh'Naelis the Blood Bloom (you would die painfully as she drove her roots through your organs), humans cannot grow plants.

>>59964645
>moving goalposts
i accept your concession. hope you will continue attending your english classes phantom

>>59964287
Yes, thank god.

>>59964645
its too late for me

i'm so sleepy bros

>>59964645
>>59964381
>>59963793
Go outside and play phantom-kun. I'll tell you when you're older.

>>59965028
Go to sleep, it's dead hours for a while yet

>>59965316
i got stuff to do aaaa

>>59963793
>>59964381
>>59964645
Nice try Twobert, but your brother WILL be forcefully impregnated by me.

>>59964717
Seeds are planted in soil. Bettel is not soil.
>>59965181
What? Just because I only passed my 600th birthday doesn't mean I'm a little [redacted] anymore! I will grow.

>>59965372
Twobert is Bettel's slightly less idiotic brother. I am PHANTOM. Also what is impregnate?

>>59965608
It's planting seed inside Bettel

>>59965608
You are over 600 years and you don't know the concept of mating

love him

can't believe Bettel got suspended

>>59965979
But you can't plant crops in humans.
>>59966008
Matting is when fur gets clumped and stuck together! I know what it is and I know how to spell!

This has given me more questions than answers. I will make Bettel pet me and listen to him scream about Eye Ess Pies now.

>>59966179
I hate this facial hair

rapebait

How was the valo collab? im gonna watch it now, im hoping it wasnt akward since is new people and stuff

>>59967452
started a bit slow but got fun after the first 2 games

>>59967452
It was nice, they weren't taking it too seriously, the conversation wasn't too memorable but it was fun overall.

>>59966686
Senzaki mama can't be thanked enough for making his coatless design so slutty...

>>59967452
Nothing super exciting, but it wasn't awkward at all. They all got along well. It was nice to see Shinri having so much fun.

>>59968590
Blessed

>>59968590
breed

>>59968590
So far I have seen Altare, Shinri and now Hakka like this, amazing

https://files.catbox.moe/63tsxo.mp3

I miss Gavis Bettel

I miss Gavis Butthole

I'm Mrs. Gavis Bettel

For any T2 and up Hakkitos a poll is up on the community tab.

>>59971653
Three great movies, it's hard to choose.

>>59971653
Vote the last one or I'll disown all of you

Did Altare say if he was streaming today? I missed the last minutes of yesterday’s stream

I miss my dog

>just realized Vesper and Magni's comments are disabled

Couldn't take the hint, huh sisters? Even post-graduation they continue to HATE US

>>59971847
Based. Been meaning to rewatch it.

>>59972258
>Even post-graduation they continue to HATE US
randonites were spamming links to his PL twitch streams in the comments. a few did that for magni too. fuck around like retards find out like retards.

>>59971847
i watched the others with other boys so yeah i want that one too

>>59972312
Ruining it for everyone just like their oshis.

The fuck are randonites

>>59972312
I remember seeing something similar happen in Vesper's old art tag as well. It was only a matter of time.

>>59950137
Friend!

>>59972733
This is a fucking reindeer and not a moose

>>59972864
What did you say!!!!!

Behold, the heirloom of the Hakkito empire~!

>>59973021
well, better than nothing I guess

>>59972975

>>59973021
OOOOH SHINY COIN

>>59950137
>>59972733
now kith

>>59972975
Is that a fucking wolpertinger

>>59973389
damn those things are rare, lemme just...

>>59971847
Sorry but the shinning is overrated and I like Alien better.

>>59973859
Kubrickbros...

>>59973655
NOOOO

>>59973859
I agree
I never understood the fascination with the movie, but Doctor Sleep is really good ngl

The Shinri workout...

dark and darker again?

>>59973859
Ok Stephen King

>>59974648
Yup

>>59973655
Everywhere I go, everywhere I look, I'm reminded of that whore

Idol trio DaD
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1710386427886715172
https://youtu.be/z2qrZePeF4Q

Is there even such a thing as a non overrated popular horror movie?

>>59974750
Ooh nice, perfect time for me to watch when I get home from shopping.

HƨilϱnƎ ƨɿɒtƨoloH ʇo ɿɘdmɘm ɒ bnɒ ,ɘmilƧ ʇo oɿɘH ,bliυӘ ƨυqmɘT ɘHt ʇo ɿɘbɒɘ⅃ ,ɘɿɒtlA ƨiϱɘЯ

Fuck bettel

Kiss Bettel

"Monster Hugger"

>>59976122
Rude.

>>59976291
I dont think momi wants to fuck him; maybe she just really wants a dad

>>59976325
why not both

>>59976325
She wants both...

>>59976325
I think she wants to fuck her dad

>>59976122
>>59976239

>>59976325
Anon...

>>59976426
slut

>>59976325
I think she just sees him as a hot anime guy she can masturbate to, honestly. She's horny on Twitter, but she's not really weird in his chat at all, and she seems to very earnestly just want to help him succeed in her own horny way.

fuck yeah, idol trio dark and darker. i love those goobers

>>59976325
yeah she wants a dad, daddy that would impregnate her
https://litter.catbox.moe/6158qt.jpg

>>59976325
She's drawn so much porn of him it's a bit crazy anon

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1710403972706783518

>>59976780
extremely based

Oh, this sounds really fun. I've actually always meant to watch the original, so I'd be really down for this.

>>59977427
naisu

>>59976780
She admires mama as big buff calm dad type who can take her on adventures as cute koi daughter. AND finds him hot. I have similar feelings towards Magni, except instead of dad i want anime Hitler

>>59977427
Nice, I hope Flayon don't get in to yell the whole time

>>59977427
But the first movie sucks, they should begin with 2...

>>59977427
Oh nice, hope my oshi is there but I’m really looking forward to this

>>59977837
If the first movie sucks, they can mstk the fuck out of it

>>59977837
Friday the 13th isn't a good series to begin with, the fact that it has somewhat the same relevance (if not more) as A Nightmare on Elm Street is baffling.

>>59977210
Fall Guys guerrilla tonight. Trust the plan.

>>59977427
hell yea dude

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1710398111313699081

>>59978861
I want to fuck this clown cross eyed

>>59979574
Telling you, Shinri's the next to go, forget Bettel.
Can't trust the gays to stay

>>59979574
>keeps talking about taking a break
>doesnt take a break
what does he mean by this?

>>59979918
Hey he took 3 days off after Tempus week

>>59979694
Shinri is bi

>>59979918
Unironically a money issue, koipanions are stingy

>>59980059
Gay variant

https://youtu.be/C3xX52Yr3C4

I want to chain Bettel to my bed and keep him as my toy forever

>>59980306
man, this was so long ago

>>59980306
Arupapa love (he might have gotten plastic surgery but he's still an old dago)

>>59979918
Workaholic, dude can barely stay two days off twt. He is probably the type that doesn’t rest even when they are on vacation

>>59980328
ogey, [any tempus member]

Minipuffin's art makes me want another shinri/flayon collab soon

>>59981474
We haven't seen any VG collabs lately outside of Lies of P / month in review. Hakka's practically HQ at this point.

>>59973655
>>59974711
Damn, I see the similarity too

>>59973202
It doesn't matter, he's a moose cause he says he is!

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1710402770216665284/photo/1

>>59983459
NICE!

>>59983459
Such a good model fucking wasted

When is the axel cover collab dropping?

CHARLES ON THE HAKKA TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhc3vBjW2hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhc3vBjW2hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhc3vBjW2hs

>>59983459

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhc3vBjW2hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhc3vBjW2hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhc3vBjW2hs

>>59984922
Which one lol? I think the only one we have a date for is the Halloween cover, if everything goes smoothly.

>>59981935
It's not like we had a lot of VG collabs before tho, that's how they have always rolled

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1710410086529860059/photo/1

>>59986161
kek

when will he come back

>>59979918
He’s a workaholic who likes to complain, just let him be

>>59986540
After I'm done with him

>>59986540
after im done with him

>>59986833
>>59986931
What the hell are you doing to the clown?

>>59987399

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Ah, Axel's really extremely busy and running about everywhere, huh? I hope playing with the boys today can ease his mind a bit. I guess the ARK arc isn't going to really happen, neither he or RPR really enjoy the game, and I get that. It seems like an acquired taste, or it's a game you want to have a large group of close friends to play with, and it seems like the main groups are already decided. Also, sounds like a pain to boot up and just have on your machine in the first place- was fun with the one episode though! I hope that Axel does have more opportunities to paly with more people and make new friends, but a different game might be more suited and that's nothing bad at all! And also, if I can be a bit selfish, I do miss the late night FF7 streams. They're so comfy and Axel really seems to enjoy playing it- his dad too! Papa Syrios watches sometimes (all the time?), and that's just great. He really supports Axel doesn't he? It's very sweet and I want to give me love to taht guy too! I wonder if Axel knows that the axelotls adore his dad a little too. Anyway. I just want to see Axel having mindless fun again soon, he just seems so preoccupied and has so much to think about. Hopefully after this month it'll be easier for him to rest! He has his birthday coming up soon, and that's the best time to take it easy during or afterwards! Love you a lot Axel, take it easy sometimes, and I wish you the best in all that you do, please always stay happy and healthy!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all i know about axelotl prime is that they hate altare and vg

>>59988237
This is bait but I'm still sad that you would think that.

>>59988237
Based. All he needs to do is start hating Axel and he'll finally have good taste

>>59988073
Thank you and have a good day, Axprime

>>59988073
I'm kinda sad he's not doing more ARK, but that's a game more fun to watch than play, so I understand. At least he's having fun with Dave the Diver.

>>59988237
Can't believe axelotl prime was a brotuberfag all along

Damn I downloaded the movie in German or something

shinri spilling details about the boys' trip

>>59988530
Love you and I hope you do too! Enjoy watching whichever streams you're excited for soon and stay happy and healthy yourself! Now take this, CHU~!!!
>>59988646
I think ARK can be really cool and bring about some cool stories, but it's something you really have to put 12 hours a day into, and it's Minecraft but extra steps. If Axel ends up playing again I think it would be fun, but if not then that's ok too! Dave the Diver has been amazing, I'm happy he enjoys it so much, but it really makes me want to go get sushi every time. Now I hope you had a good day/night and get yourself something good- it's almost the weekend! CHU~!!!

Axelotl prime giving everyone who's nice to them kisses....what a slut

>>59989304
You can just ask if you want one too, so now I'm gonna get ya! CHU~!!!

>guy stands two inches in front of Hakka's cannon
>he still misses him

>>59989588
Can I get a hug?

>>59989588
axelotl prime i need a headpat

>>59989092
He got to see the sex tape…it should have been me…

>>59991028
Yes yes, of course, I'm kinda short though, so please bend down a little bit!!!
>>59991515
I will kiss you on the forehead as well! CHU~!!!

does hakka know about the collab

>>59992532
yes

HE DID IT

>>59992532
I'm pretty sure everything gets planned with Altare a week in advance.

>>59992532
He tweeted about it earlier

>>59992436
Awww, now I want to give you a little squeeze. Thanks for the hug!

>>59992909
holy based

>>59992909
Has he finally upgraded his CPU?

>>59992909
I'd prefer higher bitrate instead but this is cool
Also they will be late

Axel and Hakka did not update their games so there will be a little delay

>>59993310
What are they, EN girls?

>>59993601
They are our little jobbers

>>59993601
Hakka is a woman, but no she is from Holostars EN.

>>59992909
nobody is ever ready.

>>59994143
Altare and Shinri are usually ready

BOYS ON THE TELLY

ALTARE AND BOYS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/z2qrZePeF4Q?si=7QfuBL-Idyu1P8er
https://www.youtube.com/live/z2qrZePeF4Q?si=7QfuBL-Idyu1P8er
https://www.youtube.com/live/z2qrZePeF4Q?si=7QfuBL-Idyu1P8er

EVERYONE GETTING NAKED

"Axel, you don't have a penis"
"Yeah, so what man!"
Classic Axel

They forgot everything already... I don't know what I expected

>>59995251
Will you be doing that too?

GHOSTVENTURER

>Altare
https://youtu.be/z2qrZePeF4Q
>Axel
https://youtu.be/Yo7C52ebSeg
>Hakka
https://youtu.be/rC8STc4D1yQ

>>59995740
thanks

Altare's been sticking his tongue in places it doesn't belong

Leader…*pat pat*

>>59995960

>>59995960
better than going in dry

>>59995960
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME~

wow these boys are useless

we hate regis altare

Who's he gonna call?

>>59996594
Ghostbusters

>>59996594
me (im the ghost buster)

>>59996594
Your mom

"Let me suck you dry"

Axel...

"I'm being serious, take off my clothes, Axel"
Leader...

>>59996622
>>59996659
>>59996675
Thanks I fucking hate this thread

I like how Hakka just copy pasted Altare's thumbnail

oh they actually went live nice

"He opened the sex dungeon!!"

they were getting the hang of it by the end of last time, why are they jobbing so hard again...

>>59997536
It’s their trademark, belieeeve

The Hakkito likes to watch...just like me, fr fr...

>Hakka buffs the enemy NPC
Checks out

oh my god these jobbers

"Come back to life, bitch~!!"
He did not come back to life...

kek

kek yabe

Hakka getting tempus cancelled...

it's over

I swear they're dying faster than the first time

I think of Magni's commissions open every time...
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1710495715372515374

"So, why're you in this dungeon?"
"Bitches."

>>59998606
KEK

>is it so bad to pick up girls in a dungeon?
>the internet is just a big dungeon

>>59998678
Ethically it would be wrong to pick up girls if they're trapped in a dungeon.

post-nut clarity magic

>>59998876
you're more likely to succeed when you pick up girls in a dungeon because of you know... the implication

quick, read his lips

KEK

>>59998606
went to check that moment in his vod and saw this comment

holy kek

This jobber...

KEK

GET REZZED
and almost die immediately again

"Axel can't go to hell, all dogs go to heaven!"
You know, he has a point

Hakka uses every single social media platform out there I swear

True, getting cockblocked is purely a skill issue.

kek

I miss cute Tempura

axel would not die for you, at least not if he has loot kek

>>60000269
We aren’t cute?!?

>>60000445
Kek I meant in DaD, should've clarified

Altare's going to have to be Mean(TM) or grind solo

>>60000445
Altventurers and koipanions are slimy and blobby.
Bettelion are just ghosts. Nobody can see them.
Axelotls, hakkitos and machiroons are cute but they're food.

>>60000799
machiroons are also slimy and blobby and worst of all, black

huh

I wanna see this group play Bg3 even though they're a buncha jobbers

>>60001480
That would be both painful and never finished

>>60001480
Character creation and tutorial are difficult enough if you have ADHD and most of Tempus does to some degree or another.

>>60001480
you see, I would rather watch them play something that they either can finish or just play with no pushing responsibility like Sea of Thieves.
BG3 is too much for them, even if it sounds cool on paper.

>>60001480
I'd kill for a single 12 hour bg3 stream

Anyone has a cute/cool idol trio image for next OP?

>>60002266
There isn't a lot

>>60002266
I swear Rwan did one of them for DaD but I can't find it....

>>60002266
Looking through my folder I realize I have Shiny Spicy, but nothing with just the chuunibros

Axel is really peak jobber tonight, cute

Kek

Dumbasses

The curse of "one more" strikes again

ONE MORE ONE MORE