/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

My wife is cute.

I love my bratty rock wife!

i am pent the fuck uppies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgx2PQY8DPs

I love Pochi and can't wait for her new look's feet!

To the glory of lady Poko

I Love Yuko!
Feel better!

>>59929111
me with my wife and our daughterwife

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

happiness

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

Riro is cute!

boof bros rise up

Spending all my nights, all my money watching streams of my wife
Doing anything just to get you to become mine
But when the end theme comes I'm right back where I started again
And tryin' to forget you is just a waste of time

Pochi come back!
Any kind of fool can see
There's something in everything about you

Pochi come back!
I am an impatient sheeb
I'm schizo
and I just can't live without you

All day long
Wondering how your day is goin'
tryna refresh twitter, and watch the screen
But as the sun goes down I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you would stream!

Pochi come back!
Any kind of fool can see
There is something in everything about you

Pochi come back!
I am an impatient sheeb
I'm schizo
and I just can't live without you

Now that I archived all the games
Give me another chance to see
Have you used up all the time in your day
Nothing left for me? Is there nothing left for me?

Pochi come back!
Any kind of fool can see
There is something in everything about you

Pochi come back!
I am an impatient sheeb
I'm schizo
and I just can't live without you

I'm schizo, and I just can't live

https://files.catbox.moe/8daief.mp3

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

my tiny malnourished wife...

W-we are watching Kai, right?
https://youtu.be/Ne8clg7ADAw

>>59930961
I want to sniff Coni’s feet

Cozy Clown Time in thirty minutes!

>>59931047
I was gonna post nisha’s re4 stream but then I realized coni goes live in 30

Perfection.

Does Yuko know that she's literally fetish bait for the average white male who watches her?

Reminder

bump
:D

I love my ghost busting wife.

Coni members don't forget to comment and like ASMR suggestions on her member's post!
If a shitty suggestion gets through I will personally hunt each and every one of you down!

>>59932058
I won't comment because I'm a perpetual lurker and also have no ideas, but I guess it can't hurt to go le upboat the better ideas

>>59932058
I'm just going to thumbs up the ones I like, there's some good shit in there already

>>59932058
i like the cabin scenario in the comments

>>59931589
Yes.

>>59932118
A fellow Carnielurker. I thought I was the only one.

>>59930961
Imagine the taste of her pussy juices though (it does work the same way as it does for male cum right?)

>>59932058
I don't like the top voted one, the vampire scenario

>>59933173
Yeah good luck fighting against whatever the carniecord decided on.

>>59933173
ill take anything over the generic, do a tsundere one cause almost every asmr is going to be kinda tsundere with her so it a waste.
I just want an actual scenario to win.I voted for the cabin, the sleep over, and vampire since they are at least scenarios.

>>59932118
Don't worry I can confirm it's only for carniebals since I didn't get the notification so enjoy your poll and comments

>>59933173
I voted for it because coni being a vampire reminded me of the classic pic related

It's funny you guys talk about voting, but nothing in the post said she would be looking at the thing with most likes.

EMOTE OFF

Next concept up is panic! I was going to combine shock in with it originally, but then Poko would have had 3 representatives and basically would have automatically won, so I went with a split into small categories. Don't just vote for your oshi because you love them!

https://poal.me/6xib2k

>>59933894
i assume that she would take the most popular/ones she likes personally and move them to the poll

>>59933894
I think it goes without saying (unless you're autistic) that a requested scenario being popular makes it more likely to be chosen

>>59933968
>no pochisob
shit poal

>>59934079
That was in the cry category and I don't really think of panic when I look at it.

>gotta pay more than the normal membership to watch Coni ASMR now
Holy yikes.

>>59935013
shoo shoo poor fag, go shit up a catalog thread instead

Maybe I should talk to that cute girl that works at my grocery store

>>59935013
>1 whole American dollarino
Holy yikers, hope I don't go into overdraft on that payment

>>59935304
maybe you should shut the fuck up.

>>59935403
don't get jealous, she won't steal anon from you

>>59933968
All good options again. Juna's is probably the best if I were to solely consider the specific use of panicking, and Riro's gets bonus points for effectively incorporating a unique element of her design, but I like Poko's and Fuyo's more for doubling as a getting bullied thing, because bullying/getting bullied is a fun stream dynamic. Between those two, I like Fuyo's more because it conveys more impotence in its despair.

>>59935304
She'll think you're a gross creep, don't do it.
Also she already has a BF (me)

>>59935403
la la la la laaaaaaa

Ummmmmmm uhhhhhh SEX? With little girls? Hello???

>>59935580
god, ANOTHER call from the based department?
I gotta get those guys to take me off their list

>>59935580
I fucking kneel

>>59935580
yeah

Coni you are not the golden witch but I would definitely jump into the sea to save ur ass

Sweaty sex with Poko

>>59936185
Indeed

Poko has no sex appeal, she's being carried by her model.

>>59936185
tot

Such weak bait cannot possibly hope to hook me

>>59936344
>she's being carried by her model
This is bullshit because we know the model would 100% be crushed by her fat ass

>>59936483
I've not laughed this hard in years thanks anon

>>59936185
when I saw this on twitter I got excited thinking she draw it herself

>>59936483
kek

The game Coni's playing sucks. First time I'm seeing gameplay and I don't get why it has a following. About the only thing I'm enjoying is hearing Coni voice the characters in it.

>>59936483
Took me a while to realize what you meant

>>59936344
>no sex appeal
Highly depends on her continuing to being a pudgy goddess, instead of going to gym and becoming the same as literally every women out there.
Also, I have a mighty need. The need of her chubby hands around my COCK!

>>59936660
Eat my whole cock and balls anon

nice voice

I'm starting to realize Coni has a secret sponsorship from Celsius since she says it by name multiple times per stream. Who says shit like, "I'm going to take a sip of my Coca-Cola"?

>>59937084
you sound insane, no one knows what you're talking about
maybe you should have a cool Celsius (tm) to calm your obviously frazzled nerves

>>59936660
I played the entire game. It was comfy and I got interested in the story, just to be extremely disappointed at the ending. And its a very woke game for furries, I must have been so bored to play all of it.
Also the dev literally killed himself cuz tranny issues.

>>59937084
Nothing clears your throat like a Celsius (tm). Please delete your comment before I sue - I mean they sue you anon.

Is Coni ok?

>>59937346
That's a stupid question

>>59937346
i don't know?

>>59937346
why do you ask?

>>59937200
Yeah, you're probably right. A CELSIUS® Oasis Vibe Flavor sounds pretty refreshing right abo- HEY, WAIT A SECOND!

>>59937084
>>59937200
Its all because of that damn government phone alarm that went off earlier, it activated the 5G sleeper agent receptors the government implanted in us

>>59937084
mcdonalds bros it's so over...

>>59937084
Anon, you might be more right than you think.

>>59937499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4

Youtube has started recommending me literal jewish 2views.

>>59937084
complete nonsense, next thing you're gonna say is that McDonald's is idol's secret sponsor

>>59937745
the plan works in mysterious ways

>>59937745
Youtube been constantly recommending me low view streamers and not a single one so far been a vtuber. At least give me someone to groom.

>>59937209
Yeah I'm getting that kind of "woke furry game" vibe from it. Probably why I find it so off-putting. And lol that doesn't surprise me.

This game seems meh but I'm enjoying Coni's excitement in showing us one of her favorite October games and her silly voice-over. She's lovely.

>>59937209
I thought he killed himself because Zoe Quinn launched an enormous character assassination against him

>>59936185
Did tensu draw this? About time he started doing porn

>>59936660
This is more the kind of game I'd expect roca to play

This clown gets bullied/humiliated by her mom a lot. I feel kinda bad for her.

>>59938659
Yeah, it should be me bullying her instead

>>59938552
yeah
https://twitter.com/TensusTensus/status/1709898190718484526

>>59938874
Yeah, me

>>59938659
americans only care about their kids after they kill them with abuse

I wonder if Coni will get drunk enough tomorrow to slur her speech like this

It's depressing knowing that no matter how hard I try, Yuko won't care about me as much as other boo bros.

>>59940226
That's just the way the cookie crumbles

I hate Fuyo Cloverfield.

>>59940226
Yeah, because I'm her favorite.

>>59940226
make no effort see no gains

>>59940226
if you put as much energy in loving her as you put in threadshitting you would be in the top rumao

>>59940226
try harder

>>59940226
You just gotta pay up bro. If you are not dropping at least 1k every month on your oshi you cant expect to be her favorite.

>>59941019
Then explain Cat.

Man

>>59941167
I don't think anyone here understands what he did to become your favorite, sorry

>>59941167
cat is the biggest vtuber manwhore ive ever seen he deserves everything he gets.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONI!

>>59941263
The moment she leaves it starts to get cold and the warmth leaves my body.

this guy speaks for the sheebs or what?

>>59941669
yeah

>>59941669
yes, he was elected as the official sheeb spokesman during the 4th sheeb council

>>59941669
he is the only sheeb I know to be honest.

>>59941669
yeah, noone else actually watches pochi

i will become a special boobro
or die (from the cringe) trying

tfw u comment on coni tweet 5 minutes late (she will never liek it).

>>59942661
this pain...I know it well

>>59942661
bro I felt fine just commenting but now you point out that shit

>>59942734
Real ones comment no matter what bro. Even if you know you messed up. 25 minutes ago? Go for it bro. You might get her to come back you might even get some other Carnies a residual like. Be that god dang hero bro.

>>59942818
thanks bro I needed that

>>59942661
Its true

>>59942661
WE'RE SO BACK

>>59942661
She never replies to mine regardless. For some reason she prefers to reply to the dumbest shit.

>>59942973
funny keeps her mind out of the darkness

>>59942973
Just be dumb then bro
Bang your head against a wall or something

>>59942928
We did it bro

>>59941669
yes?
you new here or something?

A mimir for me. Your oshi had a great stream tonight carnies. Looking forward to some of her birthday karaoke later

she really is the best

It made me really happy when Coni was reading our Jobs and saying how proud she was of us. Makes me happy i'm not a neet.

>>59943352
I wonder how many carnies wear programmer socks

Fuyo canceled a whole week of stream because of a sore throat. I am sorry lucky charms, I shouldn't have gone so deep on our oral sex

>>59943485
next time go harder so she can shut up forever

>>59943485
I swear to God if the roblox collab gets canceled cause Fuyo is dead and Yuko is on the rag...

idol is crumbling

>>59943966
i only follow rin and juna at this point

>>59943966
why are you panicking
satan?

Yuyu took a whole week off because of her period???? She better make it up to us

>>59944199
An actual boo bro would be sending her a maro wishing her well instead of bitching about it in the thread

>>59944199
Should have got her pregnant to avoid this kind of situation

>>59944517
Shut up Yuko, post cunny

why can't this thread be useful to the vtubers

>>59944770
what do you want

I just need to wake up every day to coni's disgusting morning breath. I need to see her every morning as she forces me to go on her stupid fucking walk to look at flowers and shit and I hate it but even though I hate it I like seeing her happy. I need to stop by the gas station with her as we absolutely clean them out of every energy drink they have so that she can feed her unhealthy addiction. I absolutely need her to constantly tell me about her skin care routine that she definitely would make me do as well. I need to fall asleep in her arms every night after she kisses all of the carnies good night.

>>59944863
I think I made this post?

I wonder If a vtuber has ever sold chastity cages.

>>59944917
Naw, it was me

>>59945187
ok leon

>>59945250
Coni already got cucked by Leon

who in idol has the longest nipples

>>59945281
*breathes air through teeth* Ouch

>>59945303
Pochi

>>59945303
Aviel

>>59945303
you

>>59944794
Cock pics

>>59945303
That's a good question, my gut tells me Pochi

>>59945614
all the girls can get that for free wdym

>>59945479
nah my nipples are pretty small, my only power is having 4 of them

>>59945303
me

>>59945750
Fuck, I can't compete

>>59945281
lmao did she really not know that happened? Hilarious.

>>59945750

>>59945748
thats a pretty op power
>>59944794
I don't really know I just say things.

>>59945787
She said it was her first Resident Evil ever.

>>59945281
Feels like licking a 9 volt with a bit of mald and heartburn.

I guess I should finally admit to it so I can just move on and grow from this experience... It's been difficult to come to terms with (took over a month) but I'm tired of living in denial. ________________Coni is cute.________________

So is Momo's donothon starting in an hour? I don't even see a waiting room

>>59946016
Uh, that's what her schedule says

>>59945303
Asians tend to have longer nipples, so I think the answer lies among those who have asian heritage; Yuko, Momo, Roca, Juna, and Poko. Yuko has the triangle titties that act as a nipple buff, and Poko radiates small nipple energy, but I'm not sure about the other three. Though there could also be a wild card with Rin or Riro, since for some reason sex skeletons also tend to have prominent nipples.

>>59946280
Juna has large areolas, but her nipples aren't very long

>>59946280
you forgot women play with them

>>59946016
It's gotta be wrong, why would she start it right before bedtime

>>59946280
My counterpoint to Yuko having long nipples is that she had a hard time getting the clamps on them that one time, also she would have told us / drawn her nipples as long by now.
Roca could have pretty long nipples too

>>59947213
Given the triangle shape of her tits, imagine how puffy her little nipples must be.
Oh god I need to jack off again.

>>59947147
maybe she's getting up early? would be a very weird decision to start it in the middle of dead hours tho

>>59945281

>>59947147
The times in other zones match as well. But it is a really weird time, maybe she fucked up the schedule and it's supposed to 3 PM EST

>>59947536
That would make more sense.
She doesn't have the frame up yet so I assume that's the case

>>59935013
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1 MORE DOLLAR AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M GOING CRAZY THAT WAS SO EXPENSIVE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
my wealth...
i can't afford to buy food no more with that 1 dollar increase...
I'm starving, powerless and weak...
AND IT ALL BECAUSE I HAVE TO PAY 1 MORE DOLLAR
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>59947284
Puffy nipples are the best on girls

>>59947683
I read this in the dagoth ur tts voice

>>59947683
Are you that bored that you need to sarcastically reply to 4 hour old bait?

>Momo pushing it back 2 more hours
yea im just gonna sleep, night night jewbros

>>59940374
I love Fuyo Cloverfield.

>>59947839
I am indifferent to Fuyo Cloverfield

>>59947815
Oh, so I guess it was intentional to start now kek.
Well good luck to the dedicated dumdums, I'm not staying up till 2AM.
Also wtf is her sleep schedule? Either she's waking up at like 3AM or she'll stream for a few hours then go to bed

>Momo Donothon
Oh wow, it's already happening. And really, after she barely streamed the last weeks? What a terrible timing. I will honestly be surprised if she makes a decent amount.

>>59948027
This is like the 40th time you've posted this, and I'll tell you again; she'll easily hit the goals if she puts in lewd ones

>>59948027
her success in the donothon moneywise depends on the quality of her rewards and content since I'm sure dumdums just want more of their oshi.

>>59947683
>dollar is the only currency on the planet
Why are Americans actually this retarded?
Also it's all about principles. Now it's one dollar. Tomorrow it's ten. Then a hundred dollars. I rather not bother watching her ASMR at all desu. Better to lose interest now and give the money to vtubers that don't paywall content.

>>59947733
Don't forget the HONK HONK yodadeath.wav

>>59948112
my fucking sides

>>59948112
>Why are Americans actually this retarded?
Why are third worlders so fucking poor?
Don't you dregs realize that you're exactly what's meant to get filtered by this increase?
Your constant seething and bitching is proof that this was necessary.

>>59947815
I'm already kinda sleepy so I don't know if I'll be able to catch the start, hopefully it turns out well given how scuffed everything has been for her recently.
momo love

Momo JOI when

>>59948405
60k donothon goal

>>59948167
>haha third worlder
Not an argument. Why even bother replying if you are gonna give me that same boring shit.

>>59948552
It's actually a great argument and proves itself correct time and time again.

>>59948552
feeling called out I see

Why start her donothon at 3AM?

Is Momo's appeal being a KR whore

>>59948596
Because she'll be done early Sunday morning and she probably has school on Monday

>>59948632
Momo's appeal is being a Korean wife.

my love for Momo has waned

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

My penis must be broken because I don't view Riro or Roca in a sexual manner anymore.

holy based.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112312180

>>59948916

wake up RC
https://twitter.com/RiroRonSTAR/status/1710193159668432976

>>59948916
TuT

>>59948916

>>59948916

>>59948916
HOLY UOH

>>59948902
My penis is definitely broken because the only thing I view in a sexual manner is Fuyo. If Roca doesn’t do anything for you, you definitely need help.

>>59948552
You sound like a troon with their "one joke" whining. We only need one criticism because it's never stopped being valid.

Momo did get some sleep between her last two tweets r-right

>>59949329
I think she was up for 30 hours, slept, then woke up at like 12AM.. I think

Does Momo even have any whales for her donothon?

idol onaholes when

>>59949461
next year, trust the plan

>>59949421
I've got a whale in my pants for her, if you catch my drift

>>59949461
>accurate idol onaholes
>size-accurate idol dakis
I would die of exhaustion within a week.

Tomorrow's the night we take Coni's virginity Carnies

Wake up Rirocons

>>59949559

>>59949545
Don't forget the special spicy voice pack included in the bundle

>>59949630
In that case, I would last two days, if I'm lucky. I'm starting to believe all the succubus corp talk.

>>59949732
Good

>>59949630
God, I want Yuko to do something retarded like with her birthday voice pack where she didn't realize the scenarios were supposed to be scripted but for a spicy voice pack.

>>59949574
Fixing my sleep schedule to catch these early-morning guerrillas is starting to pay off, finally

Wish her a happy birthday. Now.
https://x.com/coni_confetti/status/1710143932120596484

>>59949788
what's both retarded and spicy?

>>59949853
Most of idol.

>>59949853
Yuko

>>59949853
Recording half an hour of one of her normal masturbation sessions without any acting whatsoever would be on-brand.

>>59949826
Make me.

Ok since I cant sleep... I use Coni OP's all day because its her birthday despite the donothon right?

>my power went out
Its over for me Rirocons

>>59950128
No.

>>59950128
Yes.

>>59950148
I hope your phone has a good charge on it. I had to watch half of a Yuko stream on my phone during a power outage and it sucked balls

>>59949934
that doesn't sound very retarded though, unless she starts screeching in it or something

>>59950128
momo's donothon is 3 days so today can be coni's day

>>59950128
yes, birthday is much more important IMO

>>59950128
I'd say it's fair to alternate between Momo and Coni for today

>>59950148
Kai?

eh, might as well stay awake until momo.. I'll see what her goals are

its cum time

>>59950249
It'll include her taking 10 minutes to pace around the room ranting about doujin authors cramming shit fetishes into their works.

>>59950485
OH SHIT IM CUMMING

I feel lonely tonight. I wish I could get in bed with Yuyu and hold her little hand in mine and just lie there for a while, huffing her hair and back of neck aroma

Dead hours theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xalvlIk8PI

>>59951162
stop huffing hair weirdo

>>59951187

>>59951179
sus

>>59951331
Those are childs.

>>59951339
I know ToT

>>59951331
imagine the sex with these two little girls

one femcel posting bait
talking to itself
how strange

>>59951531
shitty haiku

>>59951565
much like your life

>>59951576
my life is a haiku?

>>59951614
incite engagement in better ways

where the FUCK is momo??

Momo donothon already gone wrong?

KEK I can't wait to see her "hand-drawn artwork" she gives the winner

Endless is 3/3 for multi-hour donothon delays, at this point will poko and roca feel pressured to make sure they pon as well?

>>59951895
Sovl

i hope momo is okay

been thinking too much about korean women lately

>>59951614
Life's three part story
The start, the middle, the end
We write it ourselves

>>59951967
its likely a misschedule

I just want Momo to go back to licking my ear like its her last meal...

anyone have the image of momo hanging herself?

>>59952130
dude she said on twitter a few hours ago that it was going to be soon kek

>>59952155
Wow, rude

>>59952177
sorry

>>59952165
soon™
just like all her guerilla streams

Momo status?

>>59952155
you are a asshole

Momo gets kneecapped at every opportunity

>>59952232
jeez stop jumping up my ass

It's momover

Why is Momo so unlucky

momo better have some good lewd goals

>>59951979
god she's so fucking sex

Wonder what's going through Aviel's head right now, considering Endless are 3 for 3 with donothon scuff

>>59952707
maybe he should include a new PC and an internet plan in the starting package

>>59952707
>Holy fuck why are women so bad with technology

despite momo's recent low output, she has always shown genuine appreciation for her viewers
i hope everything goes well with her donothon

>>59952761
Poor aviel..

>>59952383
>>59952442
>>59952277
something new happened?

can't wait for Momo to get called into the lab mid donothon too

>>59952707
potentially 4 for 4 if Poko doesn't fix her PC issue

>>59952707
Honestly... Esekai are just much better streamers (in terms of the actual streaming part) than Endless is, besides maybe Roca I guess. It just feels like Endless never knows how the fuck to do basic prep or tech support for themselves.
>>59952764
same, its a shame shes so busy with school stuff but i really hope her donothon goes well.
that being said i do think she needs to start taking her job streaming more seriously and needs to start telling her fucking college shes not on fucking call anymore because holy shit Momo you are in college, its not your damn job, stop letting them tell you what to do

>>59952798
surely that won't happen.. right..?

Is it schizoposting about momo hours?

I cant wait to suckle Riro's breast milk

Katta.... start a mother fucking stream on time for once god dammit

i cant wait for Riro to suckle my breast milk

Momothon in 56ish minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qxyeEPel2w&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qxyeEPel2w&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qxyeEPel2w&

Riro laughed at my tribute..

MOMO SOON
https://youtu.be/7qxyeEPel2w
https://youtu.be/7qxyeEPel2w
https://youtu.be/7qxyeEPel2w

rewards

>Momo donothon soon
>power still out
>Phone data shitting the bed and can't handle 144p Riro
I'm going insane

>>59953191
>personalized ASMR video
yup.

>>59953191
>personalized ASMR video
>custom voice pack
Heres your Momo JOI. You are willing to pay up, right?

>>59953585
y..yes.. I am..

>>59953191
Weird goals. Paypigs better cough up enough so we can get to the lewd ones.

>>59953191
I actually like the first page of rewards, hope the next couple are good too

>Fuyo removed the waiting room for today's stream
The Fuyoless grows...

>>59953834
its so fucking over.... a whole week without my wife....

I need more Riro ASMR

Heres hoping my sisterwife collabs with my succubuswife during her donothon

>>59954146
I hope my daughterwife and rapewife join in too!

https://youtu.be/7qxyeEPel2w
https://youtu.be/7qxyeEPel2w
https://youtu.be/7qxyeEPel2w
Get in Dumdums

It's fucking over

I just woke up

>>59954290
You're a few days late on that one.

look at him

>>59954290
It's been over all week. The poor girl was so excited for October to start and everything, my heart aches for her.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxCYMr9a_WufhM4MxJvrjhPkeI6WBIcOft

>3k already
so this is the power of cum

wake up mane-san the whales are already whaling

>>59954417
I can't wait to see the fighting over >>59953585

>no Momo diaper reveal

Shameful.

>>59954396
Hey, it's me

>personalized 1 hour ASMR video
wish I wasn't a poorfag

>>59954549
Just abuse credit, then fake your own death.