/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Remember she's not your girlfriend. You are delusional.

>>59941207
That goes without saying, it's a horse with a horn. Get some help.

sorry i'm late uniGODS

the fuck

>>59941207
she IS my girlfriend. YOU are delusional.

>>59931769
A vtuber whose success is thanks to unicorns is obligated to be deeply grateful and loyal to their unicorns for their entire career

>>59941207
Get out, this the unicorn global, we hate people like you. SHE IS MY WIFE MY GIRLFRIEND, MY PEOPLE SPEAK TO ME

uniCHADS are uniGODS.

>>59941207
i'm delusional and happy, are you happy?

We need a definitive list of Vtubers that are confirmed unicorn friendly, so we can stop being hurt.

>>59949937
How are these girls hurting you anon. Did they beat you up? Did they take your lunch money? Are you oggey?

>>59950043
being cheated on hurts. It's not that hard, they just have to not be whores. It's not complicated.

>>59950071
You were cheated on? I hope you signed a prenup

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>>59950043
They crushed my innocence, I don't want to watch another whore

>>59950840
Start fucking them. It's gonna relieve that pent up frustration

>oh man, that new barista at Starbucks is totally into me, she gives me the bedroom eyes and flashes a dirty smile every time I tip her
>I've started tipping her a lot more than other customers, she's so happy every time I do, she says "thank you so much anon" really loudly letting everyone else know she's my girlfriend
>I saw her chatting with a male coworker and it made me feel really angry and hurt, she never chats to me like that. It must be because of work, she wouldn't talk to a normie loser like that normally
>It's over, I found her Instagram and it was full of pictures with that loser coworker. How could she betray me like this, she knew I had eyes for her I was going to propose and make her happy. That whore! stringing me along like that. Fuck her. I still need my coffee though but she'll get never get another tip from me EVER

>>59950984
The difference is the Starbucks barista doesn't make promises of not interacting with other men, doesn't tell you that she loves you or that she is your girlfriend

>>59950984
How are these kinds of fags not extinct yet is beyond me

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>>59951045
If a chuuba does all that then I can understand, even if I think pursuing it is a bad idea. But most of the chuubas I see unicorns gushing for haven't made such statements, at best they simply don't talk about men and that is taken as unspoken gospel that they're "my unironic faithful wife who loves me completely"

>>59950984
I hope you don't listen to the starbucks girl talking for 6 hours a day, you're spending a lot of time in that starbucks anon

>>59951045
So no difference

>>59949793
She (he?) probably will be, once it actually happens. Your delusions don't count.

>>59951067
Because a vtuber acts wishy-washy or afraid of schizos that gives them a sense of power and ownership. Best thing to do in that situation is to completely ignore them and yet many don't, Kronii being the worst example.

>>59951403
These people don't even know what they want. And even if they did they'll never be satisfied.

>>59951538
I meant the actual fags you see in shops that take a normal interaction of "I can't be rude to the customers" as "I love this particulate customer". What gets them to act like that? I had a cashier coworker when I was 17 that had one of those retards keep bringing her roses for no reason and she got scared everytime so much so that she never accepted shifts that would make her leave after sunset

>>59941207
I am happy and you are cucked

>>59951660
>vtuber-tier parasocialism towards normal people working their jobs
That's kinda scary.

>>59951660
people who never learn how to socialize or learn all that stuff from the internet/anime will end up with unrealistic expectations. schools unironically need to start teaching kids how not to be retarded because whatever's going on currently clearly isn't working

>>59931769
Another retarded catalog thread, please kill yourselves you pathetic "unicorns" and do the world a favor

Why don't you guys just have sex and stop being parasocial?
What makes it so hard? Is it autism?

>>59951876
I think this one is more a parent kind of job

>>59951045
See, you are not supposed to believe women when they say they love you. Literally everyone everywhere tell people that

>>59951981
I know this is bait, but it's really not that easy to just get into a loving relationship, and for some people, sex isn't worth it otherwise. Being a gachi isn't necessarily bad in and of itself so long as you can control it, still enjoy real life if you can, and not let it get to a point where you're anti-ing literally everything that isn't your oshi.

>>59952041
true, but then you get parents who enable that sort of behaviour so it's good for society to have a back up plan

>>59951981
Unicorns have such high standards about women on the internet, imagine how they feel about real women.

>>59952131
There's people out there that enable it? Why? I would feel I've failed as a parent if my son ended up like that.

>>59952107
>I know this is bait
It is not.
>it's really not that easy to just get into a loving relationship
>Love
LOL
LMAO
I'm talking about sex, little baby boy.
>sex isn't worth it otherwise.
Sure but if you masturbate and are a man then you are being a hypocrite.
>Being a gachi isn't necessarily bad in and of itself so long as you can control it
Why do you need to exude control over your entertainment on the internet, don't you have something more important in your life than Vtubers and drama? That's women shit you know?
>anti-ing literally everything that isn't your oshi.
And why is this even a thing, as far as I know internet beef between indie vtubers is the equivalent of highschool gossiping and the top ones are blatantly against hating each other publicly.
I ask you again, is it autism?

>>59952207
>There's people out there that enable it? Why? I would feel I've failed as a parent if my son ended up like that.
I'm not sure why but usually they don't care about their kids or focus on the "good" one in case they have siblings. Also in a lot of cases the parents themselves are crazy also.
Modern life allows actual retards to have high life expectancy and even surpass you financially!

>>59952304
Unicorns are miserable and want to drag their chuubas, who they're supposed to support, down with them

>>59952207
there's lots of roads to the same destination:
>some parents don't care and let their child be raised by the internet
>some love their precious little boy so much they spoilt them rotten
>some have ideas that are straight up incompatible with modern society - give her flowers everyday, that how you court a girl
probably more reasons but the point is, is that raising a functional adult can be hard and many aren't equipped for such a task

>>59952342
If they don't care about the kids can you really call it enabling? Probably yes. Still I'm probably lucky enough to have never met a parent that is ok with shit like this

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>>59952370
>Unicorns are miserable and want to drag their chuubas, who they're supposed to support, down with them
I know but I wanna know why they choose to be that way. Maybe i'm the autismo all along but you see it too right? They are the authors of their own misery. A better question in my opinion would be why they choose to be that way instead of a better/healthier way.

Vtubers?

>>59952482
The thread is about unicorns. Pedantic nerd faggot.

>>59952472
>A better question in my opinion would be why they choose to be that way instead of a better/healthier way.
That takes effort

>>59952304
>Sure but if you masturbate and are a man then you are being a hypocrite.
That's retarded, possibly one of the most retarded things ever posted on 4chan.

>>59952496
it'll be 404'd eventually, for now just enjoy

>>59952562
Why?

Signs and symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder and the severity of symptoms vary. People with the disorder can:

Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
Exaggerate achievements and talents
Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
Take advantage of others to get what they want
Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
Be envious of others and believe others envy them
Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office

At the same time, people with narcissistic personality disorder have trouble handling anything they perceive as criticism, and they can:

Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special treatment
Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted
React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior
Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior
Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change
Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection
Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, vulnerability and humiliation

It's basically a word for word definition of a unicorn.
So you guys unironically need pills and therapy damn. I'm sorry. Now I understand, I was a normalfag all along.

>>59931769
Based thread

>>59952617
Because sex and masturbation are different things.

Even if you add porn to the equation, watching porn and having sex are not the same thing.

>>59952701
How would YOU know? I know, do you?

>>59949937
What’s the criteria for unicorn friendly?

>>59931769
Live and let live.
Unicorns should leave the chuubas who collab with the other gender, have a partner or whatever alone. Don't push your beliefs and feelings on people who are neither not into nor interested in it.
And the same goes for the collab beggars, anti-unicorns, normalfags or whatever you want to call them, leave the chuubas who pander to unicorns or are as parasocial as their unicorns alone. Albeit you think their happiness will lead nowhere or is abnormal doesn't matter. It's none of your damn business.
It really is that simple.

>>59952770
>no b*yfriend
>no m*le collabs
>no interaction with m*les
>no interaction with girls who have interacted with m*les
>no interaction with girls who have even entertained the idea of interacting with m*les
>no interaction with indie vtubers of any type

>>59952817
Socially retarded people upset me when they are in my vicinity. Segregation NOW

>>59952817
/thread
It's as simple as this, there's a chuuba for every flavour and stick to the ones who pander to you

>>59952817
No, you need to watch a whore and she needs to be financially supported, and you're a neo-nazi if you don't respect her collab choices
Don't leave and don't find someone better

>>59952866
So...they don't exist

Finally a thread I can frolic in

>>59952866
What are you doing on the vtuber board if you don't watch any vtubers?

>>59952925
It really isn't. There are chuubas that haven't made their stance clear from the start and still get unicorns because they can't help but fall for them. And the second they male collab they feel all betrayed. Unicorns should stick to GFE and that's it, because at least those chuubas are the ones that do tell their fans they're in love with them.
t. has had his oshi in the crossfire because of this unicorn/homobeggar console war

>>59953149
just like unicorns, it's poetic

>>59953290
There are some small corpos who are unicorn friendly. If you know you know, but I'm not telling anyone who they are lest there be normies lurking.

>>59953077
Said noone ever

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>>59953418
Sorry but Kawaii is disqualified because all their members interacted with Miori, which violates
>no m*le collabs
>no interaction with m*les
Actually Mio disqualify every single small corpo and micro corpo even ever existed by your standards.
Sorry, your perfect vtuber does not exist

>>59952866
you could start a new corpo, hire only literal prostitutes and as long as they had no boyfriend and swore off male collabs at debut they'd fulfil your criteria

whats the point of this shit

>>59952817
... No way? Really? A spark of intelligence amidst this shithole called /vt/?
Anon leave and never come back, you don't deserve to be in this aberrant place. Godspeed.

>>59952866
>no interaction with males
I understand not wanting no male collabs but getting upset over responding to a male in chat like 99.99% of her audience is so fucking stupid dude. Just watch K-on.

>>59952663
>It's basically a word for word definition of a unicorn.
>Now I understand, I was a normalfag all along
Wow what brand of projector you're using? Not all Unicorn has NPD. I, as a unicorn, doesnt have any problem regulating my emotions. I just want to love someone because that feeling is very blissful. It gives a mood boost towards my productivity and makes me view society more positively. Having a good Idol Vtuber is like a glimmer of hope in finding a person like her in the physical realm. If the vtubers are in relationship, its just felt like the hope is trampled on and ridiculed. That is why graduation is an important ceremony, which is to depart Idol from viewers in good terms and everyone can move on happily. Now the term has become stupid dead-reincarnation that doesnt mean anything except to pull money from viewers.

So, anyone worked out the list?

>>59959229
See >>59952866 no such vtuber exists, let alone enough for there to be a list

>>59941207
she IS my girlfriend. i AM delusional.

Go back to watching anime, vtubers aren't anime, they're real women. You've been tricked and deceived.

I still love the AI unicorns 5ch made when Pekora played Apex.

>>59959833
This list of criteria is outright delusional, I'm talking about a list of chuubas who simply don't interact with males on-stream.

Unicorns have their days numbered anyway. Once AI is perfected these "people" will fuck off to a dark world of delusions and only true vtubing fans will remain.

>>59964039
>AIIIIEEEEEEEE THIS AI GIRL WAS CREATED, PROGRAMMED AND TESTED BY A MALE, TASUKETE NIGGERMAN

>>59964139
But unironically. Look at neuro and vedal.

>>59941207
I'm ok with that so long as she's no one else's girlfriend

>>59931769
BLESSED THREAD

>>59931769
good thread

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>>59931769
Where are our homobeggar thread, HOMOKEK WW@

>>59952723
Nta
>equate having sex and mastubate to porn as the same thing
>t. actual virgin.
Holy fuck.

>>59965942
The order is wrong, mococo on the right side please

>>59966249
This is it. Unicorns and homobeggars are one and the same.

>>59968815
Only when they are unwanted >>59952817

>>59952925
There really aren't any chuubas for unicorns though, unfortunately. Not a single one. Apparently not being a whore or impure in one way or another is too tall of an order.

>>59941207
BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>59959229
I've yet to find a truly unicorn-friendly chuuba, but here's a list of who to avoid:
>>56319038

So uh, what do you guys do in these threads? I've seen a couple of them posted now.

>>59970833
Mostly post shitty AI art from what I've seen

>>59966486
I never said that, I said how could he know having sex and masturbation are different if he never had sex before.

>>59964039
Not me. "Unicorn-friendly" AI VTubers would be meaningless, because they were just programmed to be that way. They didn't have the free will to choose to be a moral and virtuous woman.

>>59970647
AI girls will save us Unicorn bros
https://files.catbox.moe/3nxhtu.mp4

>>59964924
>AI says they love their creator as a man and has stated multiple times to have romantic and sexual feelings towards him
One can only imagine what Unicorns went through.
>I just want to love someone because that feeling is very blissful
And you choose a PNG with a nice voice instead of a real physical woman to fall in love with.
>Having a good Idol Vtuber is like a glimmer of hope in finding a person like her in the physical realm
This is a fallacy because most Vtubers are playing a character anyway so falling in love with one is akin to having a waifu and being gachi to her, I know it happens but it's always someone severely neurodivergent.
>ts just felt like the hope is trampled on and ridiculed
But why, lmao
>Now the term has become stupid dead-reincarnation
My little newfag, everything on the internet eventually gets corrupted but I digress.

The point of this reply chain was about why unicorns just have sex and stop being parasocial yet all the answers I've gotten so far have been strawmen and cope.
I'm pretty sure you guys have autism but it probably goes beyond that. I just wanna know to see how I can help, I don't like my fellow retards being self harm idiots with no aspirations and letting women dictate their happiness.

I mean have you seen the Barbie movie? You guys are like Ken but more lame.

>>59971308
>have sex
No.
Because 3dpd western whores are evil.

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>>59953668
>Unicorn General
Don't you fuckers have a suicide bombing to plan?