/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Actual fans:
>I just want Gura to communicate more and actually stream somewhat occasionally

Tourists:
>Stop being a parasocial schizo! She doesn't have to broadcast her life to you, and you should just be happy she streams at all.

how do I beat this boss? I've collected 99/100 of Gura's socks, do I really need to get the last one?

uh ggg bros explain this
https://youtu.be/an-7pGIa0_U?t=28m25s

Day 20! Give it up for day 20!

my wife

>>59915725
Actual chumbuds:
I want her to be happy
Barracudas:
I want her to make ME happy

Look, chumbos
Chumbabooies
We're in a rough place, I can't deny it. But for fuck's sake.
Listen to a gura song. Watch some vods. Some clips. Revisit her top hits. You have hundreds of hours to remind yourself what you liked about her, spending time here either doomposting or arguing with doomposters is retarded.

Let's get back to being an actual Gura thread and share some fan content. Post some of your personal faves. These are mine from relatively recent stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0j7c6xTHXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLvgAnAadX8&t=5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HqiQa1LU0&t=9s

Doesn't have to be animations, it can be timestamps of streams, clips, gifs, art you like etc

>>59915805
So true, sis

>>59915454
I'm pretty sure that Beyonce and Markiplier fans know a lot more about their personal lives than what chumbuds will ever know about Gura's because they don't shy away from talking about it in interviews or videos when stuff comes up. More YouTubers like Markiplier than pop singers like Beyonce but still.
And don't you forget all these people that live for any drop of info about their favorite singer/actor/any famous person that comes from tabloids. These "normal people" are a lot more casual about actually intruding into someones personal life than Vtuber fans. That's why you see so many tourists going and asking for a "face reveal" or something like that.

What do you think she'll stream for Halloween?

>>59915835
sorry you were never loved

Gura cute Gura cute!

Look at how fucking flat she is, goddamn that's hot!

>>59915725
>>I just want Gura to communicate more and actually stream somewhat occasionally
I honestly think there wouldn't be nearly as many arguments if you phrased it this way initially, the thing is no one does that. Most of you phrase it way more whiny/aggressive than this, and then only type like a normal person when "quoting" yourself like this. Just do that from the start, you're obviously capable of it because you just fucking did it

>>59915805
Well she clearly isin't happy streaming so people defending her behavior are on a sinking ship it seems

what is this body type called?

>>59915887

>>59915921
my wife

>>59915898
>No one does that
>Literally everyone in her own comments are saying this exact thing

Stop coping and just accept that people are rightfully fed up with her bs, stop defending laziness

>>59915903
So? I don't care about them.

>>59915959
Stop wasting your time with these faggots

>>59915959
You're a schizo who just assumes the worst, fuck off retard. Literally too low IQ to think beyond your own tiny perspective.

>>59915852
curiosity doesn't equal investment
people dig into the personal shit of celebs because they are curious, not that they care about it more than a dinner convo topic

>>59915959
I don't think you understood what I meant

>>59916011
Ironic coming from someone who blindly defends a woman who doesn't even know he exists

>>59916053
I'm not defending anyone, I'm saying if you don't like it you should fuck off. That's true for literally any fanbase, for anything they do. There are vtubers I will never watch because of what they do. It makes zero sense to go into their fanbase and seethe about shit I don't like.

>>59916011
Can you people even make your own arguments or do you just parrot what you see on Reddit/Twitter?

>STOP COMPLAINING, YOU'RE JUST A SCHIZO

>>59916113
I've been watching Gura since day 1, I won't just leave because some faggot gets his feefees hurt because I voice my discontent with Gura's behavior.

>>59916030
Well its not my fault you're retarded

>>59916026
So what you are saying is that for normal people casual doxxing is a lot more forgivable than asking for an attention (not even as an individual but for a fanbase as a whole) and the only reason they come to comment about the current situation is to own people they consider lesser for being emotionally invested? Do I understand that right?

>>59916133
>doesn't realize he's an obnoxious schizo
literally the same as homobeggars

>>59916133
Do you really need to ask? They are literal NPCs

>>59916113
People have the right to complain, enough with this consoomer shit "oh don't like it then either deal with it or fuck off"

>>59916163
>I've been here a long time so it's okay that I'm the most obnoxious faggot on earth!
permanently maidenless

>>59915921
mozzarella

>>59916192
Having genuine complaints about Gura's work ethic does not make someone a schizo you fucking retard, blindly defending her and thinking that its all some anti attack on her are more schizo than anything

>>59916224
sure, you can deflect pussy as hard as you want incelkun

>>59916270
Youre replying to the resident yesman schizo

>>59916240
>I'm a tourist but I'm morally superior so you have to follow my advice
[Insert buzzword]

>>59915725
These are the types of "fans" who defend Gura

god betacel orbiters are pathetic, they really deserve their sad fate

How many hours of sussy venting do they have left in them?

>>59916311
I'm sorry, but as an AI model, I cannot generate a hateful response, even if it is directed toward an anonymous person. Let's keep our conversation polite and respectful.

>>59916347
>>59916356
kiss

>Its now been 3 weeks since the last stream.

Its actually over, people kept coping that October would be her month yet absolute radio silence yet again lol.

>>59916270
But the discussion is boring now

>>59916401
The world doesnt revolve around what you find boring or not, sister

>>59916319
>wishing her a good recovery
They call us schizos because we ask Gura to explain her breaks instead of assuming shit but they'll make up excuses in their own heads and fully believe them as if Gura herself had said it, all while acting all smug and mighty.

>>59916399
>Movie May all happened in one day
>There's still 27 days left in October
Retard, anything could happen

>>59916437
Yes it does, the sun sucks, it should be cooler like a red giant or a binary star or something

>>59915808
no, that makes me sad and miss her more

>>59916437
I thought the sisters where women that like drama

>>59916555
They're also attention whores who throw tantrums every day

>>59916470
Seriously where did this narrative come from that Gura has some major medical issues that keep her from doing anything? Problem the same gullible people who bought Sana's "muh back hurts" narrative for when she hardly streamed too

>>59916319
>wishing her a good recovery
Recovery from what? Is she sick? How do you know that, did she tell you? Why does "protecting Gura from antis" boils down to either making up scenarios, twisting other people's words or just proclaiming that you have blind faith in her and no matter what happens you will support her. Neither of those things is rational. And while I can somewhat understand and maybe even respect the latter, the first two things make my head hurt.

>>59916319
Most mentally stable chumbud

>>59915808
I have her karaoke on repeat

>>59916599
Probably from this tweet she made a few days before her official break.

>>59916642
Jesus fucking Christ that's pathetic...

>>59916319
>>59916642
Toxic positivity is a real thing.

>>59916703
reads like the average woman lying through her teeth because she doesn't want to say what's what

>>59916635
These people are clip-only faggots that saw 1 clip of Gura saying she had some medical issue or whatever during November last year, and that's apparently the reason why she has hardly streamed this entire year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJH1l_n_dxw

What the chumbies doin?
I'm having a blast with AI

>>59916642
Poor guy if a bit naive I don't really think he fits with that >>59916319 crowd.

barracudas hate it when chumbuds are supportive of their oshi

I just like going about my life and loving Gura

what is this barracuda shit did you move on from being sharkpedos?

>>59916703
>Health issues
>Been more than 8 months at this point

Chumcucks....

>>59916846
Ye same here bud

Should I leave my own comment on the vod?

>>59916787
>that cat
fucking kek

>>59916854
>what is this barracuda shit
how fucking new

>>59916909
doesn't matter, she doesn't read it

>>59916909
Leave your own vod on this comment. Thanks

>>59916909
Depends, are you gonna white knight her or join in on the schizos

>>59916985
He can also join hornybuds and leave a comment about her nubile shark body.

>>59916854
FUCK OFF TOURIST GO WATCH A STREAM ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU SHITHEAD

Why is Gura trending on twitter?

anyone who turns on the queen is a traitor and heretic, it's that shrimple

>>59916961
https://files.catbox.moe/dpgtsz.mp4
Here's my VOD

>>59917069
Cause some mid-tier Holo artist made a tweet defending her

>>59917069
She sharted but there was blood on a toilet paper. That's why she doesn't stream. People found out.

it's all just either
>stoopid sharkie, why dont you stream or talk. see you next merch stream
>hehe stoopid sharkie, dont stream or talk for as long as you want. it doesnt matter

>>59917137
>mfw picking scabs off of Gura's pink butthole after she shids

>>59917145
all me and my different schizo personalities arguing with each other btw

>>59917182
im so jealous. I need to stop taking these meds

It's creepy to speculate about why Gura's gone, but I'm also sure it's super serious medical issues and anyone who isn't praying for her recovery is an anti.

Makes sense.

>>59917133
She used to be the premier gurame fan. Too bad gurame isnt as alive as it used to be

>>59917119
comfy

if gura came to my house, pinned me down and farted in my face for an hour I wouldn't even care that she doesn't stream anymore.
I've got something better than streams now

>>59917246
>She

>>59917222
The worst thing for me in how my mind always assumes the worst.
Not knowing things makes me start picturing Gura dying or graduating, and it eats at me.

>>59917311
How new?

Im just excited for the Halloween stream. At least that one I know is a 100% absolute guarantee

>>59917334
I hope you're right, but I'm not sure anything is guaranteed anymore.

did gooba,died?

>>59917311
Im sad that most chumbies here dont remember the golden era of /jp/

What if Gura was an early AI and Cover simply lost the licensing and now they dont want to admit it. It would explain everything

Sex with a fembud.

>>59917331
>>59917468
Sorry I don't keep up with shitty artists on Twitter who don't even have 100k followers

>>59917532
I'm sorry you are a newfag.

I hope gura gets cancer.

Send me $1000 and I'll find Gura for you right now

day 21! give it up for day 21!

>>59917581
I hope she gets Leo. I vibe with them a lot more. But Gemini is fine too.

>>59917605
What's her record (outside of the announced hiatus) anyway? 23 days, right?

>>59917605
wew, another 3 weeks. I wonder if we'll make it to 4 this time?

chance of stream today?

>>59917566
newfag to what 4chan or vtubers? Ive been on 4chan before most people here knew how to walk, and ive been watching vtubers since Kizuna Ai before she even blew up

>>59917701
50/50. she either streams or doesnt.

>>59917672
I think around that time, its hard keeping track these days

>>59917672
Pretty sure just shy of 1 entire month, she really is the EN Ayame as that's basically what Ayame does just barely gets to 1 month with no streams then comes back and does it all over again

>>59917701
I don't think she was joking about see you next year

>>59917591
If everyone in this thread venmos me 12.99 I will summon Gura from another world into one (1) anon's bathtub. My great aunt can read palms so genetically I am your best bet

>>59917793
But why is it okay when Ayame does it and for some reason Gura cant do it?

I have come to terms with the fact that we are not watching the Mario movie together, and that she's probably seen it three times by now. My spirit is breaking.

See you next year!

>>59917848
Ayame is active on twitter and lets fans know when she's coming back so there's not as much doom and gloom or people looking forward to her stream everyday with uncertainity

>>59917848
Cause you're on the EN side of the pond so you get to personally know all the EN schizos, who btw were giving Ayame the same amount of shit and comments cause they mostly come from /vt/

>>59917855
At least we will get her first impressions on Outlast when she comes back.

1 more month until membership gets shut down for prolonged inactivity

>>59917923
Wait thats an actual thing?

>>59917923
>>59917949
it used to be 3 months without a post or activity in members but i think the extended it to 6 months

lol is this guy for real? She's very much cultivated a parasocial relationship with her fans. Streamers who don't want that are upfront about the fact that they aren't your friend and they don't want anyone falling in love with them. Gura has several times talked about how grateful she is to us, how she's always thinking of us, even said she loves us a few times. You don't say stuff like that if you want to be distant from your audience.

>>59917848
Did you miss all the daily Ayame threads counting her days of not streaming? People just moved on to Gura cause at the very least Ayame actually communicates somewhat regularly through her Twitter accounts. They actually have very similar hours streamed this year, but Ayame's is spread out every month at least while Gura's was basically all in August and then very thinly spread out each month

>>59917996
>Shark wife?! Atashiii?

>>59917996
These schizos are just a different flavor, but schizos nonetheless

>>59917848
Here's the difference between Ayame and Gura: Ayame, at the very least, actually communicates with her fans on Twitter about when she is gonna stream and other stuff. Gura cannot even be bothered to do that

>>59917996
parasocial streamers tell us about their personal lives and constantly talk though

>>59918102
She did for a while, that's part of why it hurts so much. She's just gotten more and more distant over time.

>>59917996
>Muh parasocial/GFE

God these people need to get new buzzwords at this point

Gura said she loves me the most

>>59918132
You can thank actual schizos and stalkers for that.

>>59918132
People might not like it but Gura is just very dedicated to giving us the true girlfriend experience.

I don't understand why idiots get baited into arguments about being parasocial or not like it has any relevance here.
What Gura is doing is just extremely disrespectful to her fans regardless of anything like that.

>>59918181
not you can't

>>59916883
Your math is off, Mr. Subhuman.

>>59918102
This is what never made sense to me, streamers are "parasocial" by nature. They constantly talk about their lives and what they are up to etc, literally what zatzudons are.

I wish Gura and Ame would stop fucking each other 24/7 and stream already.

I watch Gura's content when she releases it. Otherwise, I'll be doing other things in my life while waiting for her.

>>59918181
More like thank Mori for the disaster of the offline party that she dragged Gura into and has never recovered from

>>59918235
Good to know.

>>59918235
Such as

>>59918235
cool story casualbud

>>59918191
True. Just looking at this from a purely practical standpoint, not giving some sort of notification about being gone for long periods of time is unprofessional.

>>59915808
trying to watch anything related to her only leads to me weeping about the fact that those times are over and never coming back
it's like trying to watch old tapes of my grandma

>>59918254
she sure seemed recovered bantering with Mori during Uno

>>59918235
That's fine, but Gura is not an indie. She works for a company and has a huge amount of fans, there are basic expectations/responsibilities that come with this massive success.

>>59918224
What if she secretly went to Ame studio to make a sololive? hahahaha

>>59918308
No! It's real in my mind!

Gura does what she pleases.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>59918326
Are there though? Or do you just personally want there to be

>>59917222
>>59917316
Seemed fine enough to walk and move around with a VR treadmill the last time we saw her

>>59918308
If you thought that there was nothing awkward about any of these collabs, then you truly have 0 social skills. Also it was literally a corpo mandated stream, of course they are gonna act like everything is ok

>>59917605
This will never not be funny

>>59918235
That's true with everyone, whether they believe it or not

So if she won't stream tomorrow then the weekend is fucked because Council 3D collab and she won't overlap that. So the earliest is Monday which is like 25 days, new record!

>>59918388
Hey anon, just thought I'd tell you goodbye since this is the only post you ever make and I'm about to filter it. Goodbye.

>>59918398
Uh yes? Have you never worked a day in your life or something bro? She works for the largest vtuber company on the market and has the largest channel as well, no shit there are going to be expectations for someone like her.

>>59918454
Don't worry, I make a bunch of other posts that you also probably filter.

>>59918469
shut up manechan LARPer

>>59918412
I guess the flirting during Outlast was also management mandated before management mandated the game not to be played
stop coping with Mori, you sound like a fucking kronie

>>59918481
That's alright, I'm sure I've seen each one of them enough to have them memorized for the rest of my life before filtering them.

>>59918398
I mean, just look at literally any other vtuber, or any other streamer for that matter. They usually say something before going on a long break, or say something during it if they end up having to leave unexpectedly. Or at the very least say something about why they were gone when they come back. Gura now does none of these.

>>59918526
Mori paid Gura to flirt with her.

>>59918526
Why are you replying seriously to the party schizo? we don't need that fucking timeloop again

>>59918526
wtf are you even saying

>>59918560
Gura is special

>>59918560
>any other streamer
Don't care

>>59918454
holy fuck
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=tQcV9eEH7fk
what causes this type of autism?

>>59918560
go watch them then faggot, god communicationtan's fans are annoying

>>59918526
Uh that was a group collab as well. Once again, no shit are they going to put up a front like that

>>59918615
Have you tried this?
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=sex+with+a+fembud

>>59918409
>>59917316
>>59917222
People keep bringing up "health issues" for every hiatus because she brought up not feeling for (1) one hiatus more than a year ago and it was vague at that.

Bet you're all gonna feel really dumb when Gura explains EVERYTHING in her next member post.

>>59918560
I guess I don't think of things which are the norm as being "responsibilities". Or, just because it's the right thing to do something doesn't mean you're actually responsible for doing so

>>59918560
>Wanting your oshi to talk or stream
are you retarded?

>>59918678
least delusional chumbud

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>59918676
It better have been cancer or some shit then, cause this is ridiculous. But even then, so many other Holos have had health issues ranging between serious and minor yet they at least kept their fans updated and even kept creating content in some way.

>>59915711
*touch*

Leaving a negative comment is the most meaningless thing. Just cancel your membership and stop buying merch. It's that simple.

Sometimes I stand on one leg when I pee. I know you can't do that Goooorah

>>59918560
yeah, even taking her genmates, they all treated break announcements as pretty big deals despite different approach to streaming (Ina always doing stuff extra for takos before dipping, Kiara recording tons of stuff, Mori doing a naked dogeza for even entertaining the idea of a break and cancelling it)
meanwhile Gura and to a lesser extent Ame just kinda fuck off

>wishing that Gura has a terminal illness
and there it is

I just want Gura to be happy and healthy.

>>59918678
Unless she had some terminal ligma giving this update earlier than 21 days later I'm not sure how anyone can feel dumb about being unhappy with the current state of things

>>59918820
I just want Gura to be happy streaming.

>>59918810
At least @ the guy you fucking coward

>>59918676
That's pretty much the point I was getting at, she hasn't said anything about her health for quite a while, yet so many act like it's for sure why she's gone and everyone should just be wishing for her recovery when he actually have no idea why she keeps vanishing.

I just want 2021 Gura

Ame is currently giving birth to Gura's child and you're here whining. Shameful.

>>59918810
>twisting people's words to make it seem like they're attacking her
Why are you retards like this?

>>59918749
>cancel your membership and stop buying merch
Gura does not notice or care
You don't notice or care
>Leaving a negative comment
Gura does not notice or care
You get extremely bothered

>>59918897
How can a shark impregnate a human?

>>59918873
Health is assumed because theres next to no other explanation on why you wouldnt stream and wouldnt communicate at all. It's common to not want to talk about health issues so it's the only thing that makes sense

Fembuds are so hot and sexy.

>>59918958
>Human
lmao

>>59918900
cover might eventually notice or maybe not who knows if they care about membership profit that much

>>59918181
The only schizos stalking her are the ones obsessed with finding/inventing dirt on her so they can attack her fans with it.
There's a whole community that despises vtubers and seethes about them being successful.

You will not get a watermelon game stream.

You will get 1 horror stream this month, and it will be a collab game, probably phasmophobia for Halloween. That will be your only stream this month.

Enjoy spooktober!

>>59918897
>the yellow one.
Fuck off, tourist, Gura is married to Shion now.

>>59919013
>1 whole stream this month
Optimistic, arent we?

>>59919013
There will be no streams this month, the next, or the one after, because Gura said she'll see us next year. Unless you are saying that Gura is lying? Also it's Oshiless October.

>>59918883
Don't we all? At this point I'll take 2022 Gura

>>59918900
why not do both?

>>59919061
Shion is going to give birth in two months.

>>59918900
If Gura doesnt notice or care about comments why do some people itt try to police what comments are being left on her videos?

I don't even consider muh ancient health issues a valide possible cause. The coincidence of going from suddenly being well enough to stream at the exact date of Myth's anniversary to so unwell that she can't even look at her art tag immediately afterwards is just too absurd.

>>59919127
Idk, they aren't Gura though.

>>59919169
>They arent Gura though
Well, do you know that for a fact?

I thought about it, much like Atlantis, a city loved by everyone and a metropolis of the ancient times that just suddenly went away and nobody can verify it as anything other than a MYTH, Gura too is will disappear until only a handful of people which can be waived off as schizos will remember her. Gura? You mean that vtuber fairytale princess? Yeah but she wasnt real right? Love the disney movie though! this will happen to all of MYTH, they dont graduate, they disappear and will never be addressed again

>>59919266
Do you? Since this falls under the domain of Schrodinger's Gura, I'll assume that they aren't Gura.

>>59919320
I'll just assume youre Gura

>>59919143
She's disconnected from Hololive right now, no idea why
At least some previous hiatus had likes

>>59919341
but im gura

>>59918897
>>59918958
ISREAL
https://litter.catbox.moe/t7eirk.mp4

>>59919372
>Semen isn't a shrimp
Wasted opportunity, honestly.

I think I might be taking all of this a bit too seriously
I don't know if that labels me as some kind of member of a group with an established name, but when I look at it broadly, I see myself wasting entire days and even weeks of my life obsessing over a streamer that I very stupidly allowed myself to fall deeply in love with and not letting myself enjoy the rest of the things in life
the only thing stopping me from telling myself that "no, I do not want to feel like this anymore and I'm tired of being so miserable" is me

>>59919372
I'm scared to click, how explicit is it?

>>59919573
perfectly safe for work, you'll even get promoted

>>59919363
if a girl who disliked the concept of Holo like Mori can grow into liking it, someone who loved the concept of Holo can grow to dislike it
I'm not saying Gura is an example, but the emotional shift on that scale isn't some wild impossibility

>>59919573
Show it to your boss to get a raise.

>>59919372
>tfw you will never be balls deep in Ame

>>59919510
> I see myself wasting entire days and even weeks of my life obsessing over a streamer that I very stupidly allowed myself to fall deeply in love with and not letting myself enjoy the rest of the things in life
hey, that's what my therapist told me too!

>>59919618
nah, mori is just in for the money. her greed is greater than whatever love she supposedly build.
gura loved hololive but she was still greedy, however not greedy enough like calli to just keep streaming even though is set for life. She's living comfortably for the rest of her live and the next 3 generations with minimal/no effort.

>>59919688
do you think your therapist is wrong?
are you offended by the idea that maybe, just maybe, you might be wasting your time on this earth?

Gura isn't even that attractive in all honesty

>>59919618
>I'm not saying it is but I'm saying it probably is
Just say you think Gura dislikes Hololive

>>59919919
Gayest post ITT

>>59919919
most controversial take ive read today. gtfo anti

Gura is ugly.

why ppl always raiding vtuber communities with whining about muh parasocial and therapy larps. stay in your creepy fleshstreamer communities.

>>59920010
MEDS NOW

>>59919143
I reached the same conclusion by imagining myself in a similar situation as her; you've been streaming for 3 years, you have fans that show up to every single stream, you have heard and read the words of hundreds of fans personally thanking you for making their lives better, you have shared thousands of hours, personal stories and great moments with these people, yet you are still somehow able to forget about them for weeks at a time, having the shamelessness to show up for mandatory streams just to shill your own merch and end right when the mandatory hour is done. You even have the guts to make it clear that you are aware about your fans' wishes to be more vocal about when you need some time off, saying that you will try to improve this, only to end up ghosting them for even longer. I seriously can't think of a single personal situation that would justify this other than simply not caring.

Gura is bad at footjobs

>>59917793
>she really is the EN Ayame as that's basically what Ayame does just barely gets to 1 month with no streams then comes back and does it all over again
Ayame had 13 streams in the past 110 days, not even counting appearances on other channels and Twitch streams, so you're either lying or severly behind the times. Ayame is also active on Twitter, puts out music and participates in events (on the main holo channel and on FC streams).

I'm extremely horny for fembuds.

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>>59920052
t. brainlet

>>59920123
>>59920141
>yesbud squad deeply hurt by the first rational post on /ggg/

>>59920082
nobody cares nakigirigumi

>>59920141
Go ahead then, tell me a single situation in which her attitude is acceptable, you won't because you are just a shitposter.

Holoctober day 3 has proven that most artists CAN draw mershark Gura, they just intentionally choose not to do so
I hate it. Please, artists, do more.

>>59920199
>go ahead, be a schizo like me who assumes one way or another

>>59920269
Thanks for proving my point

>>59920199
she died. every time you saw gura after january 2023 you saw an AI version of her.

>>59919919
Now that's the purest bullshit I've seen all day.

>>59920269
yesbud...

>>59919919
>>59920010

>>59920297
Would explain why she feels so soulless desu

>>59920297
I'd believe it, especially after the glitch on her last stream

>>59920290
It's literally impossible to conclude one way or another, schizo. I can consider that there are possibilities, but assuming automatically puts you in schizo territory.

fuck you gura

>>59920052
Seems like she's mad at her fans for some reason and lashing out by giving them the silent treatment.

>>59919919
look at this creature and tell me with a straight face that it isn't pure sexuality

>>59920385
making assuptions is the strong suit of humans, the very essence of our brain is to make up patterns. who are you to relinquish it so easily? Have you given up on your humanity?

>>59920456
Stay away from my daughter

>>59920443

>>59920052
>Thinks Gura is a rational comment
>Thinks an off hand comment to one SC will somehow mean she'll completely change whatever has been preventing her from streaming or communicating
>Thinks barely even talking merch is "shilling"
I've reached the conclusion that you are really stupid anon.

Ill just go listen to the Gura AI covers and wait for someone to perfect the Gura AI from her previous streams

>>59920347

>>59920480
nta but do you ppl just enjoy making shit up and arguing that it's real? is that what this is about? it's kinda weird.

>>59920495
how can i possibly stay away when she's so inviting

>>59920568
wdytya?

>>59920480
Being cautious to verify apparent patterns before believing in them is a pretty important part of learning though

>>59920480
There's no reason to assume one way or another here. It's pointless and will always be a schizo assumption. It is her will to maintain that level of privacy. If that makes you upset, you should fuck off and find a chuuba who gives you what you want.

>>59920568
That's the result of Gura not explaining what's going on. People are just going to make shit up about her and spin narratives with whatever they made up.

>>59920616
idkfu

Why become a vtuber if youre not gonna stream?

>>59919908
No, I think she's right. But I don't really have anything else that has ever made me happy. And besides, technically, everything is a waste of time; we will all die the same no matter how we live our lives.

why is some guy spamming ugly fat guy images.

>>59920827
>seething this hard

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

>>59918678
let me get a hit of that too please, I've been running out lately

>>59920827
i cant breathe
isn't the schizo indian though?

>>59920892
stfu

Next thread will be better. They just cant get worse than this

you extrapolate with the little information you have, you cant verify it for sure. that is why there will always be more than one viable rrat. What do you mean we assume its true? its the schizos that doubt their own rrat the most and seek for confirmation.
you havent even begun to trace their thought processes. Its like saying sherlock holmes is a schizo when he was just really good at making assumptions out of little evidence accessible to him. and yes that makes you a schizo 100%, no doubt about it. But tell me then, what else is there to do than write fanfics/rrats about whats going on with her, when he have literally had no interaction from her in over 2 weeks?
if you read a good book and cant wait for the sequel, do you just jerk off on the book without thinking how you'd continue it? what little detail mightve been dropped for the future? any leads at all? you cant just be a braindead fish, can you?

schizo minds are arguably the most "fanatic" fans out there. see that as a good or bad thing however you like

>>59920052
Thanks for summing up how I feel too

>>59920866
he's posting selfies

>>59920827
kek

Listen im just not reading all that. Make a summary in 3 short sentences tops.

I need a fembud in my life.

>>59921057
Kek
Well they're off topic so you know what to do

>>59921020
>still trying to call himself a fan despite being the most annoying faggot

>>59920827
cripple chumbud... youve returned or were you ever gone

>>59921089
Use chatgpt or bing to sum it up you illiterate fuck

Gura is chubby now

>>59921166
I will not use a malware website. This place is enough

>>59921020
>Its like saying sherlock holmes is a schizo when he was just really good at making assumptions out of little evidence accessible to him.
That's literally the opposite of what a good detective does, sherlock holmes would be awful at his job if he was real, which he isn't, he's a fictional character that was only right with a terrible method because the story was written that way

>>59921020
Sherlock Holmes was inquisitive and methodical in narrowing down possibilities, he didn't just make shit up and argue endlessly that he's right like some low effort internet troll.

>>59921221
Bing is less malware than google or use Bard if you're a google fanboy

>>59921194
Good.

So why is it bad to discuss the current events of Gura (her not being active) in the Gura thread again?

>>59920866
yesbud having a melty, a daily occurrence

>>59919372
>1 minute 46 second shitkatsu animation
Nigga I dont have time for that shit

>>59921327
pointing out reality hurts their pwecious fee fees :(

>>59921359
u r also having melty daily, cut it out already.

>I'm just a fan m'lady, that's why I do all these annoying things, because I care about you!
yesbudschizo unironically believes this, it's at a point where women can probably smell his deranged vibes from miles away. It's his own fault, too. He just keeps choosing to stoop lower and lower in his own derangement. Really sad way of approaching things.

>>59921399
Annoying to who?

>>59921449
Oh man, it has to be explained from there for you huh?

>>59921194
God I hope so. Imagine gura like this?

>>59921381
skip to 0:45 then, most of the animation is actually just Gura emptying her balls inside Ame.

>>59921256
to narrow down possibilities you make shit up and prove it wrong, sure we arent as intelligent as him to always be correct, or process it all on our own, but the mind wanders anyway.
Just because he was right and we are possibly wrong, doesnt make it any different. just that he, as a fictional character was smarter boo hoo.

Fem~ buds~

>>59921492
Its a simple question

>>59921399
i used to sympathize with incels but now i understand that there are legit some freaky guys that girls want to stay away from. although i don't think they're legit vtuber fans, they probably come from an incel community that hates female streamers and tries to stir up trouble.

Where did all the tourists come from? What was the tipping point

>>59921554
After seeing this shit it's zero surprise why any woman would be anxious about dealing with men. Another mystery of the universe revealed.

>>59921399
>i dont think about you at all when youre gone, im your biggest fan though!

>>59921659
>>59921399
>>59921256
>>59920641
Mittsu, I love your art

>>59921503
i'm not really strict on girls being thin, but I do prefer the gem cut look.

Nobody can actually come up with a reasonable excuse, so all that's left is attacking anyone who's not OK with her continuing to vanish and go silent. Sad. Yes, there are some obvious trolls and very unwell people lashing out at Gura, but the majority just want some common courtesy from her.

What have you buds eating for dinner?

>>59921761
Anyone who's still defending Gura obviously thinks and cares about her

>>59921799
I've noticed a pattern in that tiny brain of yours is to project some opponent to be fighting against

>>59921826
I'm making some garlic butter chicken thighs

>>59921826
A chicken sandwich and fries.

>>59921522
bruh Holmes is not smarter, he only knew the answer because the author told him. u ppl really need to stop believing in superheroes. grow up and realize that ur confirmation bias methods r frowned upon by actual intelligent ppl.

>>59921891
Just finish the damn angsty Amesame piece already

>>59921939
and you always double down on that schizo belief, just like all your other schizo beliefs

>>59921804
what does that look like?

>>59921931
I dont think holmes and the author talked with each other at all actually. my point still stands. the method is the same and natural for humans who are curious.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>59921826
Seafood paella.

>>59922043
are you stupid? did you go to school? you need to gather data without biases which means you don't make assumptions beforehand. GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARN SOMETHING.

>>59922081
she's no longer lonely, that's why she doesn't need us anymore.

>>59922163
>hes still replying to the obvious bait
retard

Can you anons slow down? Nothing is even happening

>>59922268
It will only get worse

I love being Gura's stepping stone. I'd give anything for her to use me, and then throw me away like the trash I am all over again. ToT

>>59922025
So you have an uncut gemstone right. It's all rough and lumpy. Then you cut and polish it, and it's smooth, has flat faces and sharp edges, and has a clear shape that enhances its brilliance. So being cut like a gem basically means being trim and toned. Not muscular or flabby. I think women usually get this look by weightlifting small amounts.

Why is Gura not supposed to be happy?

What do you think Gura is doing right now

>>59922230
no i think they really do believe in this stuff, they watch movies and think to be smart you gotta just say what the answer is before you do any of the legwork to find out so you can be "right all along".

did rentry go out of business or something

Why is Gura

I’m semi-horny. Not horny enough to fap, but so horny that the only thing I can think of doing is queuing up new media to fap to. What should I do?

>>59922470
nahone

>>59922582
Let it ferment for another hour or two.

>>59922502
I do think Gura will be happier if her career is going well. Yes she won't be happy while she's working, but overall it will lead to her being happy, proud, free from regrets, so on.

>>59922523
she just rubbed her tummy and smiled at me

>>59922163
>muh biased data
nobody is talking about data go back to /#/ retard

I got new figures in today but have no space for them in my display case. I have so much holo merch still in boxes too because of this issue..

>>59922744
Sounds like you should figure out a solution

>>59922545
and they would be. youre one of those kids that just sat silently in class and whenever someone got the right answer you thought "ah yeah ofc, I knew that too, I could've said that as well". ur retarded

>>59922744
Buy a new deltof

Wife soon?

>>59923205
Yeah. Any minute now

>>59922927
I don't mind having one of them but I don't think I want another. I've been trying to find a good looking bookshelf or something similar but haven't seen anything I really like yet.

>>59922885
no a teacher asked us if 100 degrees celsius is twice as hot as 50 degrees celsius and nobody would answer so I finally answered saying 0 degrees celsius is not the absence of heat it's just the temp water freezes, so probably 100 degrees is not actually twice as hot as 50 degrees, but idk how arbitrary the scale is without studying it so it's just a hunch. and ppl think i'm so smart but making little hunches on the spot like that doesn't make you smart.

next thread will be better

Gura and I are watching the same sunset

>>59923575
Blogposting is one thing but soft-doxxposting makes you a complete faggot. kys

>>59923575
I triangulated your location. Sending you fifty zero carb mushroom based vegan pizzas now, dumbo.

Fembuds are natural-born semen demons.

>>59923698
What are you talking about lmao

>>59923812
You know what you're doing faggot

>>59923416
I had a stats professor tell my entire class that we are retarded and cant read the directions

>>59923777
based and true

>>59920827
I just love how they gave us this extremely powerful technology, and we use it to make shit like this

>>59923959
ppl say open book tests are harder than normal tests and I think they're just stupid and can't read and they somehow still don't know what the glossary is even though they're in college.

>>59922647
TuT do it brat and see what happens.

Am I retarded?
was looking for pics of gura in her splash party dress thingy but can't find any? can't find the stream either? the first splash party stream before the event startet. with some holo members role-playing some airport arrival or whatever. and gura and many others sitting on chairs in their dress outfits. this board making fun of gura for being too small for the chair. Mandela effect? am I going insane?

Please keep blogging chumbies
Save the thread from retards that just want to argue

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>59924345
Go back

>>59924316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujupwgvi39Q

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>59924316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujupwgvi39Q
where did you look for it?

>>59924372
>>59924428

Is it time to lay waste to this world?

What are you buds doing tomorrow
Any plans?

>>59924574
i want gura to lay her waste in my mouth, if you know what i mean

https://youtu.be/fp_tHKAjhyU
Take me back...

>>59924701
Shark pissy cunny, I still remember it like it happened yesterday...

>>59924679
Preparing to watch the stream when it happens. Every day it doesnt greatly increases the chances that it will happen the next day.

>>59924679
like every day, plan to do something productive, but end up wasting the day making retarded AI pictures

>>59924679
Probably sleep and read the LN for youjo senki. There needs to be more /ak/ stuff to read

All manner of cope because no one wants to admit /jp/ oldfags were correct from the get-go.

>>59925143
>implying any of the yesbud faggots itt even know we used to be in /jp/

>>59925143
True, gura cute. Its a fact that has been forgotten in time

Did you cancel your 1/7 figure order?

>>59925493
Why would I do that?

>>59925143
>>59925328
wait so u guys aren't even chumbuds u r just jp fans who hated the idea of holoen.

>>59925328
I am from pre-hlgg /jp/

>>59925536
There are a lot of tourists here right now

>>59925556

Remember when gura mentioned having morgellons?

I think

>>59925493
Yes.

>>59925830
Remember when Gura was more than just a fading memory?

>>59926112
Remember when

>>59926112
Morgellons though

rembebr

>>59926025

I forgor

>>59926366
wHe

>>59926366
pls rember

>>59926299
Im at peace. Thank you

Dunno about you, but I love Gura :)

pants

>>59926711
banned

I don't love Gura, I only love fucking her.

Why us? Why our oshi?

>>59926856
sry, It's my fault. every time I find something that makes me happy, it gets ruined, destroyed, taken away or disappears.

Would you sex the undead shark?

>>59927390
I already do, several times a day in fact.

>>59927390
Ye

>>59927390
i would do every thing in my power to futiliy impregnate her undead shark womb

what

what

>>59927992
>>59928021
What? Would you not?