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59852798 No.59852798 [Reply] [Original]

I first discovered Lily through clippers and I was immediately hooked. Every time she would stream, I would donate between 5 to 30 dollars through Twitch. One day I checked out her merch store, and I wanted every single one. First, I would buy the stickers then I moved on to plushies, Fumos, and a lot of other stuff. There were times I would spend thousands of dollars a month just on the merch alone. I was doing this for about 10 months until I had spent my life savings on all that stuff (about 50,000) and after that I felt hollow inside, like something was missing. So, I took my wife's card out of her purse and slowly spent the money in her account too (about 25,000) until that ran out eventually too. As the months went by, I got desperate, I couldn't go any longer without the stuff. Every day I would either watch VODS or clips on YouTube, I couldn't get enough. Something about the way she laughs draws me in like a bug to a light bulb. I couldn't handle it anymore. I applied for a credit card for both me and my wife and got a 5k limit credit card with 24% APR. So, I went back to the merch store and started buying more stuff for my fix. In total I spent around 85k on her merch. I maxed out my wife and I's credit cards and screwed over our children for the rest of their lives. I am currently being served divorce papers and there is a very big chance I will lose custody of my kids. I have so much of her stuff I couldn't fit it into the storage facility's biggest container. I can't pay my rent, and I am about to be evicted from my apartment. My credit is awful, and I will probably be homeless for the rest of my life. Don't feel bad Lily, it's not you, it's me. I have a problem. I love you, stinky orca.

>> No.59852857

You should start a class action lawsuit against twitch for having too many hot women that you couldn't control yourself it worked great the last time

>> No.59852920

>>59852798
BAKE /LIG/ AND STOP FUCKING AROUND WOMP WOMP

>> No.59852938

post credit score

>> No.59853015

>>59852798
womp womp fucker

>> No.59853074

>>59852798
>wife
Only 13 yo coomers watch Shylily, stop bsing and go do your homeworks

>> No.59853205

>>59852798
She got rocking tits though

>> No.59853543

Imagine Shylily lol, I'd rather watch Ina's boring streams

>> No.59853646
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He womped?

>> No.59853703

>>59852798
Based to the bone. If you don't sacrifice your wife and children for your oshi, you're not a real tuber fan.

>> No.59854330

>>59852798
Based. If you aren't suffering for your oshi then you aren't truly loyal.

>> No.59854408
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>>59853543
Cope

>> No.59854491

>>59854408
CUTE!

>> No.59854802

>>59852798
most embarrassing part of this fake story is you decided to pick Shylily to write about

>> No.59855721

>>59852798
>Life savings 50k
>Wife's life savings 25k

LOL

>> No.59855827

Isn't she the type who'd want you to cheat ON her rather than WITH her?

>> No.59855856
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>>59852798
Mass Report for giving Sexual Services via her stream. Easy peasy. Quickest way to demonetize and get rid of the whore.

Even better if you go through previous Vods and Highlighting any *Redeems* that makes her breasts shake about or any discussion that is sexual in nature. Because all in all regardless of it being a 18+ stream. Twitch want to keep majority of their website a Brand-Risk Free website.

If you can make Shylily and any other E-Thot a Brand Risk on the platform. You have effectively found a sure-fire way to deplatform them off the website.

>> No.59856029

>>59854408
why does she look like she has down syndrome?

>> No.59856423

>>59856029
What better way to attract men with the Downs and get their money? By being Down with themselves.

>> No.59856559

>>59852798
Underage ban or twitch whore shill, maybe both. If you are disciplined enough to have a combined $75,000 in savings, there's no way in hell you would be eligible for a credit card with only a 5K limit.

>> No.59856745

>>59855856
you should be deplatformed from life

>> No.59856914

>>59855856
Coombrains must really hate your guts hunh anon?

>> No.59857453

>>59852798
You are retarded

>> No.59859353

>>59852798
Isn't she engaged with her "manager"?
Why would you spend money on her!?

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>>59852798

>> No.59863159

>>59852798
whore

>> No.59864625

>>59863159
correct

>> No.59866062

Do you think people just orbit her just in hopes to get success?

>> No.59870416

>>59852798
I hope that's not real but if it is it's funny as fuck

>> No.59875900

>>59852798
nobody cares

>> No.59876363

>>59852798
This absolutely did not happen

>> No.59877238

>>59859353
Wtf where did you get engaged from???
But yes she's definitely fucking her manager

>> No.59881956

huhuhuohhohohoho

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>>59852798

>> No.59886107

...you got married, managed to save up 50k, but could only get a 5k credit card?

>> No.59887165

>>59852798
You watch this Lily? I watch different Lily but she has BF.

>> No.59888890

>simping for a boring, fake, European midget
anon...
>not simping for a cute, cultured, rage-filled Asian midget
anon...

>> No.59891962

What the fuck

>> No.59893636

>>59852798
mucho texto

>> No.59894973

>>59852798
cool

>> No.59895061

>>59852798
I think it would be incredibly hot if she topped Gura

>> No.59895252

>>59853646
this is hypnotising....

>> No.59895721
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>>59852798
womp womp

>> No.59896098

>>59852798
> 5k limit credit card with 24% APR

Anon’s credit was already fucked before this

>> No.59896225

>>59896098
No one wants to give me a card with above a £500 credit limit, thanks to the fact I'm an autistic neet with Bipolar that only makes about 13k. However I have about 14 seperate cards. Take that credit niggers

>> No.59896349

>>59853205
Rocking fake tits kek , she is a cutting board irl

>> No.59896464

>>59896349
Definitely not a cutting board and she's got a fat fucking ass

>> No.59896676

>>59896349
this is a vtuber board

>> No.59896751

>>59896225
fucking based autist-chama

>> No.59897012

womp womp

>> No.59897055

Who even has $85,000 worth of merch?

>> No.59897689

>>59853646
I suddenly feel like giving her my money

>> No.59899020

>>59853646
Post the other one she did

>> No.59899243

>>59852798
Holy retard, I would say God bless ethots for taking you out of the gen pool, but it's already too late for that

>> No.59899294

>>59861489
how did she recover from that?

>> No.59899745

>>59899294
gfe from anoza timeline

>> No.59899908

>>59852798
too long
didn't read

>> No.59901016

>>59852798
based womper

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>>59852798
shylily doesn't have any fumos but nice fanfic kek

>> No.59902234

>>59899294
She didn't, actually.

>>59901248
God, I wish there were Lily fumos.

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>>59852798
the absolute state

>> No.59903599

How fucked must you be to simp over a chuba who shares the same bed as her "manager"

>> No.59903753

>>59903599
only the most delusional people don't realize it's her bf

>> No.59905049

Good story, try to make it a bit more real by cutting the wife and kids part.

>> No.59906849

>>59852798
>Watching Shylily ruined my life
You ruined your life, faggot. Take responsibility for your actions.

>> No.59908088

>>59906849
This. Peak addict behaviour, blaming everyone else but themselves.

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>>59852798
You 100% brought that upon yourself and can't blame anyone else for it.
Set a fucking budget and stick to it you complete waste of oxygen

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>> No.59911644

Shylily has a sex model
That’s about it

>> No.59914465

>>59903258
I want to womp this whale's blubber

>> No.59914571

>>59911644
congratulations you figured out the purpose of this board

>> No.59914614

Look at me replying to fake story thread while posting image of down syndrome whore haha! retards

>> No.59914688

>>59914614
You are so fitting in right now anonymous. You will get lots of anon karma, I'm sure of it

>> No.59914947

on a side note, my local escort agency has a cute small-ish dutch girl working the weekend evening, and sometime when my mind wanders while fucking her, I think of how it might resemble fucking shylily irl

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>> No.59915144

>>59903599
most of escorts I've seen have some sort of bf, pimp, dependent, sugar daddy, you name it, but it didn't make the experience any less enjoyable

it's not totally applicable to the vtubing world but I think it still holds true to a certain degree, no?

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>>59899020

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>>59917216
not sure if I made this any better, the source quality isn't perfect
womp womp

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>>59917216
>>59917519

>> No.59917835

>>59917216
when will she go the Ui route and get a loli model ?? :(

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>> No.59917959

>>59917519
I don't watch her but her model and voice is hella adorable, her 'womps' are kino and so far from the clips I've seen she is very sweet and likes to avoid drama. I remember finding out about her through the Saruei drama and she was very mature about it

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>>59917835
her vibe is too different from loli for that to work
not that it's a bad thing, and there's also some fanart with her as a loli

>> No.59918305

>>59852798
send her a tribute with one of them.

Also she never read this, never will read it, would laugh at you if she did read it (which she wont), and doesn't think anything of you at all.

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>>59918170
>>59917835
This one? Think it was a soundpost, but I couldn't bother.

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>>59918170
that's understandable, she'd look cute as a loli but her current model does fit her perfectly too

>> No.59918443

>>59918336
that's just her kr chibi model (or however the gooks call it)

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orcat <3

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