/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fuwawa! Fuwawa FUWAWA FUWAWAAAaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaAAa!!! UhUUUHHHHhhHHH! Unh! Uhhhhhh!FUWAWAFUWAWAFUWAWAAAaaaAAAuuUUUuh!!! Ah-Kunkakunka! Kunkakunka! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! SUU-HAaa! Fuwawa smells so good! Nyunhahahuh! Ahun! I want to smell the fluffy tail of Fuwawa! Kun-kun! Ahh! No! I want to rub her fluff! Mofmof-mofmof-mofmof-mofmof! Fuwawa force-feeding Mococo natto was so cute! Ahh ahh ahhHHUUUHH! Congratulations on 100 videos!, Fuwawaaa! Ahh-you're so cute, Fuwawa! Kawaii-AAAHHHHH! Congrats on getting your own merch! aaaaiiiYYYYYAAAAAaaaaaaa! Nyahhhhhhhh-GUEEEEHH-AAAAAA! What? VTubers are not real? Hmmm, so Mococo isn't either... f u w a w a i s n o t r e a l...? GyaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaa! WhyyYYYYyyyYYYyy! HOLOLIVE-EEEHHHH! You bastard! Goodbye! Goodbye to this goddamn world! Huh? She's looking? Fuwawa on the poster is looking at me! FUWAWA ON THE POSTER IS LOOKING AT ME!! Fuwawa is looking at me! FUWAWA ON YOUTUBE IS LOOKING AT ME!!!Fuwawa on stream is reading my akasupa! Thank God! The world hasn't left me! YaHOOOooo! Fuwawa is still with me! I did it! I can do it! Twitter's Fuwawa-YYAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!! Uuhhuhh! Moco-chan! Biboo! Rissa! Shiorin!! Send my love to Fuwawa! To Fuwawa from Hololive!

>>59825779
>Embed
>LTSM

>>59825804
Why did I read all of this

Which japanese grammar guide worked for you? I need help

>>59825323
She 100% has autism and I love her for it

>>59825911
Honestly sakubi or tae kim, cure dolly has an issue with tae kim but I think she has good videos if you have more time than just a quick skim across a guide

It's not /baubau/ if OP doesn't fuck up at least once per day
BAU BAU Ruffians

>>59825952
>Mococo has autism
>I have autism
WE ARE

dogs are good

>>59825984
I'll take this less noticeable fuck up over the "no subject" fuck up

I have no idea why I spent so much time on this.
https://files.catbox.moe/xwg04k.mp3
same file just for those that can't catbox
https://vocaroo.com/18HRBLi4xlfN

>>59826096
Worth it, and thank you
They are so precious

>>59825804
>Kunkakunka
Oh so that's what Fuwawa said during the last Natto incident.

>>59826096

>>59826201
Now I remember why I did it.

hallo hello

>>59826550
bau bau

good night Ruffians see you for FWMC Morning

>>59826597
BAU BAU

Any prophets in the thread tonight? What are the chances of a guerilla tweet within the next 3 hours?

>>59826597
Sleep well

To Mococo:

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away
The other night, dear
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you
In my arms
When I awoke, dear
I was mistaken
So I hung my head and I cried
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away

>>59826651
Holy based and wholesome, Let's all love mococo

>>59826613
As much as it's common for them to stay up to ensure FWMCMorning happens, considering how busy tomorrow is for them, I think they might actually sleep tonight, so the chance of midnight mococo tweets is low.

>>59825911
Nothing worked for me until I watched cure dolly. I just kept the volume low and turned on subtitles to deal with her voice..

>>59826761
The anxiety will keep them awake

>>59826096
Baused, thanks

>>59826651
How many zoomers will think this is an original poem?

>>59826651
You should make music with that poetry

Chances of them playing psychonauts?

>>59826761
Thank you sir prophet. If you're wrong, I'll take your powers

>>59826839
>Poem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AtvXdmPe3A

>>59826939
I don't think it'd be fun to watch.

anything is better than parasocial as long as they like it. you can really tell when theyre not into the game

>>59826651
Annoying bitch

>>59826784
I'd never heard of Cure Dolly but holy shit... I have listened to a few minutes of "How NOT to fail in Japanese" and not only does it echo what FuwaMoco have said (make mistakes!) but it is immediately cutting through to the core of the matter. I will absolutely check this channel out and thank you anons for mentioning it.

>>59827129
I think maybe the tech issues at the start ruined the game for them and they couldn't bring themselves to get into it after that.

They're too affectionate, it makes me feel weird. It has to stop

>>59827258
they make me feel feelings that i've never felt before and it's not always pleasant

>>59827237
nah. they clearly hated asuka and didnt even care to read the plot of the game by the end of it they didnt have much to say at all

>>59827069
Well... Well I don't care what you think!

I'm worried about the day Mococo completely breaks down on stream. I won't be able to hold back my instincts to protect

>>59827237
>>59827129
I mean, Parasocial is a pretty shit "game", so you can't blame them. Hell, it's barely a "game". Either way, I'm watching the VOD right now, they're at the starbucks, and it seems like they're enjoying it so far? What makes you two say they didn't like it?

catching up on the vod
how was it?

>>59827570
Shit, don't watch it

>>59827570
The dogs were bored with the game, so you'll get mostly commentary and Fuwawa's dumb jokes.

>>59827508
Just keep watching and you'll see. They didn't care at all about the story and asked Ruffians to recommend them games like the other Chilla's Art game since they liked making the cappuccinos.

>liked Genshin and Blue Archive art
this was Mococo wasn't it

>>59827570
The commentary was interesting. They hated some of the dialogue so its funny to see their reaction to it.

it has been two months since fuwamoco debuted
it is very likely that both fuwawa and mococo have masturbated at least 10 times each. Less than half of which they used an electric ruffian
that is all

>>59827720
They are both degenerates, it could've been anyone really.

So is DKC the only coop game they're actively playing? I think they either completed or dropped everything else. Was hoping they'd pick up another coop game. Seems they're picking up another long singleplayer game (RE4) that will be taking up a slot every 2 weeks for the next few months at least.

>>59827996
There's Phogs.....
Cookie and Cream seems unlikely, because it sounded like they wouldn't be able to play it again
It Takes Two please no more

>>59827843
Can confirm
I'm the electric ruffian

>>59827996
I remember them asking for more coop game recs before. Might not have found something they liked or its in the perms limbo.

>>59828045
I didn't catch too much of the it takes two stream, what wrong with it?

>>59827570
The game made Mococo cry because Chilla is a fucking retard who doesn't know how to do something as basic as put options on the start screen. They clearly didn't enjoy it all that much and they were probably assuming it would be another simple and easy time-waster with some horror elements like the other one was. You can tell they were mentally checked out halfway through because they didn't give a shit about the bland story.

>>59826550
HOLA

It's just a plain boring game

>>59828124
Story bad, gameplay good. At least that's what I've read.
In my opinion only the first half of the story sucks, the second half ranges from decent to good

>>59827996
>>59828102
They should play the army of two series. It's 6th gen janky third person co-op kino

>>59828218
Gameplay was a step up from the previous chilla's art games, but that's not saying much. Story is decent at best, only after the "big reveal" moment in the true ending.
Tech issues aside, they probably expected more scares and instead received just mediocre dialogue amongst another walking sim

>>59828124
The story brought the mood down every time a character opened their mouth. The lack of a real fail state made the gameplay feel meaningless for them, even the boss battles.

>>59828124
I like the gameplay, it's fun
however, the player characters are incredibly unpleasant people, constantly airing out their dirty laundry, their first move after getting cursed is to make their daughter cry, they willfully ruined their daughter's favorite toy to get her tears rolling

I just think Mococo is pretty neat.

>>59828102
>asking for more coop game recs before
RESIDENT EVIL 5
>RESIDENT EVIL 5
RESIDENT EVIL 5
>RESIDENT EVIL 5

why was mococo crying even after she fixed it

>>59828148
>Chilla is a fucking retard who doesn't know how to do something as basic as put options on the start screen
It's truly baffling how a dev that makes games specifically for vtubers to play is making it more of a pain for vtubers to set up and play the game. Honestly I hope they never play a Chilla's Art game ever again. Boycotts are the only thing that faggot will understand before he starts putting some actual effort into his games.

>>59828403
I'm sure they've never considered it.

>>59828427
Fuwawa smacked her when they went to their waiting screen again since she didn't have everything set up properly by the time the stream began.

I just want them to play Outer Wilds ._.

>>59828403
RE6 would be kino

>>59828403
Does RE5 have single pc coop? I don't know anything about it.

>>59828427
anon your understanding basic human emotions reps

>>59828427
women are easy to tears and she was frustrated, she wants everything to go perfect and obviously spent time setting it all up for it to just go bad upset her. They also feel an obligation of their fans, shes gone from streaming to barely 100s of people to 1000s and wants to keep that

>>59828427
To her it was a great failure and it frustrated her that you had your time taken up to wait patiently for them to solve the issue. They value your time to such a degree not for show, but because they genuinely put themselves into your shoes and imagine how they would feel.

>>59828560
Only up until recently actually, yes.

>>59828403
RE5's enemies are too controversial to be played on stream so it'll never happen

>>59828612
No one cares about that anymore

>>59828560
All the console versions had offline co-op. The PC version literally did not have split screen co-op until it was patched in this year after 14 years of not having it.

>>59828427
Are you new?

>>59828427
She fucking hates wasting the Ruffians' time. She has talked about this already.

>>59828427
Because the feelings remained and trying to explain herself to the Ruffians made her cry again.

>another all nighter
it's over...

>>59828427
you're talking about a pair of dogs that apologizes for being a minute late to the 5 minutes EARLY start

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1709506881713328271

>>59828528
Ackshually, she said she had prepared and tested everything beforehand, feeling that's even her role, and once they started the game for the stream... it was broken anyway

>+100 messages in less than 5 minutes

>fuwamoco is awake at 3am
>i'm awake at 3am

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1709506881713328271

It's going to be an unfiltered FWMC morning episode once again

FuwaMoco turned on Asuka because she said they are fat, and they are EXTREMELY sensitive about that.

>>59826613
>>59826761
>>59826945
You're the new prophet now

>>59828962
I don't get it

>>59828921
>>59828962
I think they''re awake for AZKi's music label debut karaoke stream that's starting right now

>>59828972
they get loopy after not sleeping

>>59828972
Wuffian, your reps

>>59828921
what are these called?

>>59828972
Fat fuck with half its face hidden behind a wall, nip text is equivalent to
>*peeks*

>>59829018
kaomoji

HOW IS LITERALLY EVERYONE AWAKE? DO YOU ALL JUST NOT SLEEP?

>>59829087
I slept 2 hours to watch their stream. I regret nothing.

Imagine

>>59829087
I telepathically sensed that my doggy wives woke up and so did I

They're /here/!

>>59828967
Fuck I was wrong, but I did stay up as well.
Mococo why do you do this to me

>>59829087
twitter clique all use the uberman sleep schedule

>>59829087
Timezones and fucked up sleeping schedules anon

>>59825911
read the taekim grammar guide ONCE as fast as possible but keep it open afterwards
download yotsuba or some other easy manga and start reading. every unknown grammar point just CTRL+F it into https://core6000.neocities.org/dojg/, every unknown verb into https://jisho.org/ (it will say which conjugation it is in), every unknown noun into jisho too. Try to understand each sentence as much as possible, but if after like 3-4 minutes it still looks like gibberish just skip it and move on
first chapters will take you days probably, by chapter 10 or so they will start taking you just a couple of hours, by chapter 30+ you'll most likely start reading them with minimal aid (assuming that you'll be doing some other stuff in parallel as you read like 1-2 chapters a day).

It's cute how much Mococo cares

>>59829087
I live in JST bro

>>59829087
I sleep after fwmc morning.

>>59829154
I find Fuwawa's reaction a bit strange compared to Mococo's but she could've been holding back because there would be no one to keep the stream on rails otherwise

>>59829087
I'm a JST chad

>>59829126
チラ just means "sparkly", google is drunk

>>59829209
What did you find strange? Genuinely curious. She sounded like an older sister getting flustered and worried that her little sister suddenly started crying, to me.

>>59829216

>>59829209
I respect Fuwawa for keeping it together and comforting her sister.

>>59829087
I'm in the same timezone as them and it's fucked. Sleep at 3-4 AM, wake up at 7 AM every day. Maybe an extra 2 hours on non FWMC morning days
They have it worse though, since they wake up at 5 or 6 every day. Screwing my sleep schedule in solidarity with my two beloved dogs

>>59828962
>extra savage fuwawa
>crancky mococo
Lets goooo

>>59829216
I thought it was peek

>>59829216
Anon your weeb reps...

>>59829216
It means peek in this context.

>>59829087
it's 1 pm anon

>>59829280
>>59829289
>>59829290
>>59829247
You're all right I'm retarded

>>59829216
Just came in to say, kek retard.

>>59829238
When Moco-chan started to cry I kind of expected to see her cracking a bit too but she managed it pretty well. She seemed to be upset at the game but not angry when the latter is a more normal reaction according to their stories.
>>59829255
Maybe she was too worried about Moco-chan to let any of the other things happen, can't deny it.

>>59829451
>When Moco-chan started to cry I kind of expected to see her cracking a bit too but she managed it pretty well

She's probably used to it

>>59829539
Maybe. She held her tears back pretty well during the planetarian stream too.

>Two of your most easily scared vtubers don't find your game remotely scary
I'd just stop making games at that point

>>59829209
She's just being a big sister. I think this is also why she started playing worse on Mario Kart once she saw Mococo was being left behind. She cares a lot for her sister, as you'd expect.

Another day of loving my wives

>>59829209
Like everyone else said, it's oider sister things.

Mococo is determined to fuck up my sleep schedule and I will allow it


for now
I can't do this forever I'll fucking die

>>59829827
Just go to sleep, they won't tweet anything until its time for fwmc morning

I caught the stream late after it was already working, curious what happened after they fixed the tech shit, and my heart is touched. Mococo what a sweetheart... and Fuwawa, I can tell, she saw Mococo start crying and you can see she's rubbing her back, being supportive, and immediately starts talking and explaining the situation to let Mococo have some time to calm down and not have to speak.

God damn I love these girls, they are the best.

>>59829012
>AZKi's music label debut karaoke
oh boy she's singing Inochi, Mococo's going to be bawling

>>59829209
I think Fuwawa is more of the get angry type in those types of situations. Remember how she almost broke the Switch because of the technical difficulties with Phogs

>>59829933
>you can see she's rubbing her back
I hope she added a headpat as well

>>59830075
>fuwawa almost break her controller in phog
>mococo wanted to break her controller in dk
basically if you get a fwmc gf you better know self defense and sleep with one eye open.

>>59830172
>already do that
>trained in the art of handling menhera girls
My preparations are complete.

Why would anybody be surprised that I'm awake at the same time as my wives?

Starting the vod up now but skimmed thru the threads. Were they actually emotional and seem like they had actual strong personal opinions about the content, even if not directly stating it?
>The gift of fear
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TWxnhIMlIWbFgqniMpbdHVMyLI0OG5XA/view?pli=1
Some anon also posted this when talking about girls having anti-rape strategies and permanently being on edge and afraid
Is it actually worth reading if I'm not a woman and instead the big muscular 6'4 bald man that makes them terrified? I'm on the spooking everyone I meet end which is kinda upsetting desu, but this seems to be written for people who get spooked

They genuinely got annoyed when Asuka started giving them "the talk"

>>59830504
who is asuka? did she tell them to get inside an eva?

>>59830403
Reading that may or may not be meaningless depending on your personal experiences and how many femoids you've met if you want to relate to their perspective. Ive lived in very questionable neighborhoods so what they talked about wasn't surprising, women are very cautious and its actually a red flag if they aren't.

>>59830403
>I'm on the spooking everyone I meet end which is kinda upsetting desu
Eh. You get used to it.
>t. 6ft black guy

>>59830660
>women are very cautious and its actually a red flag if they aren't
this is very true you hear this kind of stuff even from much older women.
Alot of women especially the younger one are quite full of themselves and delusional, so if reality hit even slightly they are usually shocked and angry. It's good for a woman or anyone really to be self awake and go about life with care

I feel so insecure. should I change my currency to aud/jpy? Please don't suggest changing to usd, the usd market is too strong atm.

>>59830660
>femoids
Haven't seen that word in a long while. I think watching cute girls have fun and seeing them open up on stream made me and everyone else watching way more appreciative of and positive about girls. Besides unicorn enforcement and being bad at vidya most anons don't seem to say anything specifically negative about girls /here/
Have you been cross posting on /r9k/ or something recently Ruffian?

>>59830841
change to IDR so they see mucho zeros

>>59826651

>>59830841
Change to ars

>>59830764
>You get used to it
Not really the kind of thing I wanna get used to desu
I'm a practically pacifist quiet guy who likes using his brain and smiling at the thoughts of fantastical cute things I wanna snuggle, I just so happen to by no choice of my own naturally look like a very serious club bouncer who could murder you which people have told me time and time again unprompted
Sucks walking down the street where every person man or woman will snap their heads and eyes away from you to look at their feet or floor, makes me scared to even be nice to people in case they think I'm gonna attack them

>>59831327
>quiet guy
this the part that make women scared, you probably show little emotion so it's hard to judge what your thinking. a woman will show a better instinctive attitude, if you walk around with a more upright welcoming smile or just positive confident air about you.
tho i'm just making speculations based on you post

>>59830764
>>59831327
It really comes down to what you're wearing. Nobody would be scared if you're well dressed.

>>59831497
That's true. I've noticed that no one really reacts at all when I'm wearing a suit or my anime/wrestling shirts. But if I'm lazy wanting to go to work that day and just put on a hoodie, people start walking faster on the street or they cross the road. Just yesterday, I walked to the store and a guy thought i was about to steal his car. But like I said, i'm used to it so it's just funny to me now. Well until they call the police.

>>59831659
>I walked to the store and a guy thought i was about to steal his car
US is wild, wtf

>>59831659
people respect the uniform

>>59831659
That's why I wear business suits only, every time

>>59831497
As the 6'4 guy I've had the opposite issue to a degree. I tried dressing up a bunch and I guess the fear subsided a bit, but that's when I got told I look like an actual bouncer the most
So much so that people literally thought I was security multiple times and would come up to me about it to ask for stuff, or be afraid to do minor things like smoking in front of me thinking they'd get in trouble. The one night I went out alone to a clubbing area to break my anxiety and practice socializing, I ended up being forced to get involved in multiple separate fights (luckily no actual violence on my part) which were pretty brutal and potentially deadly. I was also treated like I was some successful criminal/eshay where I was somehow a comrade to some of them, being forced to apologize for them being absolute asshole bullies to random people as the victims assumed I was actually with them

Ruffians we get to see them three separate times today. Three. How am I supposed to go back to normal, only seeing them once tomorrow? This is too much for me.

i have accepted i am not the target audience of these ridiculously late tweets
i won't be destroying myself to be up at the time of those tweets

>>59832827
It's time to summon a couple tulpas anon
If they aren't streaming in the outside world, make them stream in the realest world you know
There will be no graduation, you'll never have to say goodbye regardless of what happens on this material plane
Your mind is both the lock and the key keeping you from happiness, embrace the way of the schizo

>>59832940
They're tweeting specifically to me because thats when i wake up.

Have they slept yet

They're clearly tweets for the JP audience

FUWAWA ON MIKO STREAM THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>59833359
I just saw Fuwawa's panties

>>59826096
What's your process for this? I usually just invert BGM so it cancels out but it doesn't get this clean.

>>59826651
Ayo this beat hits hard
fr straight bussin

>>59830403
Girls will have to live with every guy being a potential thread, even when most of them aren't.
Guys will have to live with the fact that no girl can ever feel truly safe with them.

So has anyone else reacted to that game with as much indifference as FWMC did?
That was the first time I've seen this game and it wasn't really scary at all. Is there something I'm missing?

>>59834106
>it wasn't really scary at all. Is there something I'm missing?
FOTM slop with an anti parasocial message
the call of duty of horror

>>59834106
It was a lameass game that let them have an easy warmup for demon guard dog duty (see them BAU BAUing out the window at threats). Now they have confidence for scarier games later in the month.

>>59833156
This was the push I needed. I'm going to do it. I'm going to go full schizo.

>>59834332
What game are they playing Schizochad?

>>59834190
But has any holo vtuber actually played it and said "hope you all learnt a lesson today chat!" or were they also like "oh well alright I guess."

>>59834431
I'd imagine they'd all just laugh at this goofy as game too

>>59834386
They're playing Majora's Mask, just for me. I love them.

>>59834106
I have seen comments said the scary part is how realistic this game is, and how this can happen to anyone.

>>59834431
>"hope you all learnt a lesson today chat!"
What fucking lesson

>>59834568
stop downloading viruses from your chat

>>59834540
>how realistic this game is, and how this can happen to anyone
Man, imagine if you were being stalked by your ex-GF, her mom, her aunt, and a homeless lady who somehow is 9/10

>That secret ending
I was not expecting that.... THEY LOVE US!

I love Mococo my autistic little sweetheart

>>59834807
No SC left behind

>>59834106
Kobo played it right after getting doxxed and using it to poke fun on the doxxer, so theres that

>>59834915
whaet?

Good morning wufufians. My first time waking up in time for Fuwamoco morning!

>>59835460
Good morning Fuwawa

>>59834540
I'm of two minds about the whole thing; if there's an actual message in the game it has nothing to do with any actual parasocialism deal and has more to do with an abusive and clingy ex. Goofy 4-man conspiracy plot aside, that's significantly more common than entertainers being seriously harassed by psycho fans even if there have been a select few high profile incidents over the years. I wonder if the idea all along was to do a cop out like that since Chillas Arts have to know their games are vtuber/streamer bait. It's a very nothing game, in the end, when most of their games have very heavy-handed social commentary inspired twists. I'm probably giving the game more time and attention that it really deserves, honestly.

Good morning
https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1709560853052391654

Fuwawa only like strong ojisan who can protect her, you can bench 2pl8 right Wuffians?

>>59835945
hope they can change that little shit, awful

>>59836052
I can't even open plastic bottles

>>59836052
I can princess carry either of them without issues. That should be enough.

>>59835945
This is actually a plot to guilt-trip Fuwamoco to send a voice message to us because they don't want to make the ruffians feel left out

>>59836052
I'm 6ft 5in, 27 and my bench 1rm is 134. Is that good enough?

>>59836192
You need to be able to save both of them from a burning building
get lifting Oji-san

>>59835719
I have seen people in /#/ claimed FWMC wouldnt appreciate the deeper philosophical points the game is trying to bring across in the game. Probably people thinking something of substance is there when nothing is.

Thinking about it, FWMC probably have seen and experience more than us at this stage in their career, and they just think the game's message is a steaming pile of garbage. Like it was interesting to see how negatively they reacted to a scene in the game that cast vtuber fans in bad light.

The way they diss asuka is too real. You all think someone like that appeared in their life and tried to dissuade them from pursuing their dreams?

>>59835945
sometimes i want to punt kobo like a football

>>59836305
When they say they love their fans, they truly mean they love their fans. They probably wouldn't appreciate someone like Asuka saying "okay but you don't know them" and getting involved in their business.

>>59836348
They wrote her off as soon as she opened her mouth and it only got worse as she kept talking. They dont seem to make compromises here.

>>59835945
Guess I'm a Kobo anti now.

>Wake up
>Mori is going to be in the collab
Well fuck, at least I'll see them twice today.

>>59835945
It's a good thing I don't watch Kobo, or else I may have given a fragment of a shit.

>>59836052
I can, though only for one rep...
I'll keep growing stronger so that one day I will be capable of lifting up Fatwawa's blessed body

>>59836348
>Do you think one person tried to talk a pair of grown Canadian women out of becoming Japanese idols as their full time job and goal in life?
No I think a lot of people tried to talk them out of it. To be fair, Fuwamoco, and everyone in Hololive really, is a prime example of survivor bias. There are still plenty of people out there struggling who will never make it. Fuwamoco themselves would probably never make it if they hadn't gotten into Hololive, and their PL was 99% more successful than most vtubers ever get.

Is it really so wrong to love her? To want to hold her dearly? To desire her warmth? To crave her body? Do we really live in such a cruel world?

>>59837160

>>59836594
They've explicitly stated multiple times how they want to know more about the ruffians, too, and have acted on that. I think they take the whole idea of being directly inspirational as idols very seriously as well, virtual or real, encouraging ruffians to get out of the house and take interesting walks or pushing for creative pursuits like making jingles. I really admire their sincerity and positivity in a culture that's becoming increasingly cynical.

>>59836755
It's interesting that Asuka was essentially right but for all the wrong reasons. She was basically helpful almost completely by accident.

>>59836481
Isn't that her main charm point? Watching her be a horrible little brat until the universe punishes her for it?

Last night I had a dream. I was balls deep in Moco-Chan while Fuwawa was cradling her head and teasing her while playing with her nipples.
Why isn't there art of this yet bros?

>>59834969
Holy based brat

Thank you Universe for giving us these two angels.
Forward this email to 10 people if you agree

>>59837321
Kinda weird that you had a dream of exactly what me and my wives were doing last night, but whatever I guess.

>>59837321
Anon, you've had years to do you art reps
You did them right? You didn't spurn the Takos and their advice in favor of just jerking off right?

Anyone knows if they're asleep

>>59837595
yeah with me

>>59837321
bro, similar story here
i had a dream mococo and i were going at it and i came inside her 6 times
then finally after the exhaustion of so much sex we snuggled up with her on my chest and fell asleep

>>59837541
I should have listened takobros. Please forgive me

>>59835945
makes me happy to see fuwawa (and mococo?) getting along and making friends with their senpai like this
they really made it, i hate management but i love the girls and i hope fwmc can feel at home with them

>>59837637
>i came inside her 6 times
False it's impossible to ejaculate more than once in one day..

>>59837846
Oji-san...

>>59837846
>real oji-san moment

>>59837310
>I really admire their sincerity and positivity in a culture that's becoming increasingly cynical.
They are my twin suns. Now I understand how subatomos felt.

30 more minutes...

>tfw all of my computers, phones and other devices scattered across my room start exploding with notifications in unison 30 minutes before FWMC morning

>watch fuwamoco morning
>sleep for 6 hours
>watch the other streams

>>59837846
i understand, but mococo would make me so horny combined with my love for her that it would keep arousing me again to go for more
also this is just fantasy, more than 2 in reality is my limit

>>59837846
Personal record was like 11

>>59838087
Napping with FWMC after FWMC Morning...

>>59837846
Fuwawa wouldn't let you rest until you fully impregnated her beloved sister Mococo.

Cant believe I am going to watch FWMC morning at a coffeeshop. A year ago, I would have died from the cringe.

>>59838175
you're being groomed

Fuck, I'm too easily influenced, I'm starting to think about Fuwawa's braps too...

>>59838175
Priorities. I'd sneak out to watch fwmc morning if I could.

>>59837138
225lbs 1RM makes you stronger than not only almost every other Ruffian alive, but also stronger than most of the adult male population. Be proud and keep it up. We are all gonna make it brah.

You have declared FuwaMoco to be your oshi via SC, have you?

>>59838239
why are we such weak delinquents

>>59838175
Who cares anymore

I wanted to make a new youtube account specifically to follow fwmc but then they might think my old account stopped watching them...

>>59838281
watch them on both

>>59838104
Isn't it just painful by the 4th? That doesn't even sound enjoyable by then.

Bros, I don't want to bring the mood down on their superchat reading, so I won't send it to them, but I want to share it with someone so I'll share it with you guys.
I did as they told and reflected on my September. Didn't really see the point, but I did. Thing is, my October so far has been pretty ruff, things are not working out at all, and outside of FWMC hours my mood has been terrible.
However, because I took the time to think about my previous month, I'm in a much more positive mindset about this. If last week was good, even if very busy, why can't next week be good too? Instead of cursing my misfortune and pitying myself because things never work well for me or whatever, I'm just waiting on the good times.
Sorry for the cringe post, just wanted to share another way they've been a positive influence in my life. FWMC love.

>missed the secret ending
>missed the 3 AM tweet
when the fuck do you guys sleep? don’t you guys have jobs? I’m not even an ojisan yet and can barely function with 5 hours of sleep

>>59838175
what was the quote again
"i am cringe, but free"
enjoy yourself, have fun unapologetically, nobody cares as much as you do so be yourself

>>59838349
I don't want to be leaving chat messages and comments on multiple accounts. Feels like I'd be lying to them.

>>59838274
I thought about making a very cringe supa last night when I was very drunk saying they were my super tengan toppa kami oshi but I couldn't figure out how to do it so that's good

>>59838391
Timezones, went to sleep after their stream and their 3am tweet was right along my alarm to wake up to get to work. I'm really fortune with their usual stream slots. Morning show is during my lunch break, too.

>>59838373
How is this bringing the mood down when it is wholesome? Hope things continue to be good for you anon!

>>59838373
https://files.catbox.moe/xwg04k.mp3

>>59838281
If you have reason to believe they would miss you individually, just send a superchat from the new account introducing yourself as the old account, problem solved.

>>59838391
Sleep? I'm running on fumes here. I didn't even get 2 hours of sleep today.

>>59829644
Fuwawa almost broke during Planetarian. She also cried during the Fubuki collab.

>>59838373
>my October so far has been pretty ruff
But captain, it's only the 4th...

>>59838276
Many nerds have weird hangups about fitness due to bullying from sports guys as children and teens. Maybe I should send SC asking for their help to encourage Ruffians to get swole.

>>59837160
Giving yourself to her can never be wrong if the love is true

>>59838549
I got 3 hours

>>59838453
Well, saying the month that just started is kicking me in the face would probably make them feel obliged to try to make me feel better about it, but they already did. It's not necessary to take time away from the stream to go yoshi yoshi.

>>59830897
At this point, I just assume the word is being used ironically.

>>59838617
Fair enough, hope things continue to be good.

>>59836052
My 2pl8 bench record is 25 reps straight. Last 5 reps were a bear to do.

>mori collab 3 fucking weeks in a row
Please... it's enough...

>>59838566
I think her older sister instinct kicked in here.

>watching stream
>jp reps
>gym
>walk
>anime reps
>vn reps
how do you guys juggle all of this

Starting

>>59838747
huh i just realized no rissa this time?

>>59838785
Dont forget wage slaving.

>>59837541
>Anon, you've had years to do you art reps
>You did them right?
why would I do this when I can just generate whatever I want in 3 seconds?

>>59838785
We live in out parent's basement

>>59838747
Fauna’s collab, she invites

>>59838785
WATASHI HA NEET DESU

>>59838391
Sleep at 3 or 4 for potential tweet, wake up at 7, FWMC morning at 8, straight to work right after

>>59838839
how are you still alive

>>59838747
looks like my wife's superiority has led to some controversy

>>59838858
baused

>>59838785
Sleep is for the weak.

>>59838747
Look at the positive side that some didn't manage to survive after one collab with Mori, FWMC is either too strong or immule to Mori's spell

I'm late...

Good morning BAU BAU

>>59838785
VN reps is JP reps.

>>59838915
It just syncs with intro so well

>>59838915
We're not friends anymore Bocchi

>>59838785
>watching stream
Schedule sleep around them so I can catch everything live as it happens
>jp reps
no reps (know some basics from years ago)
>gym
>walk
incorporate exercise to shopping for food (can do muscle training at home when needed)
>anime reps
watched most of the good shows already (anime before 2013ish)
>vn reps
not yet but I should, I have collected lots of recommendations already

FUWAMOCO TIME!!!!

>>59838785
Somehow they made even being a NEET difficult
I have been lagging behind on everything from the day they debuted

W?

HALLO HALLO BAU BAU

HERE WE GO

I like Mori's horse porn

they're so out of it

I think Mococo's still sleepy

>>59836052
Hopefully I can join the 2pl8 club by the end of this year

Mococo is being troublesome today.

Mococo’s been rebelling a lot recently

is mococo okay?

whats wrong with Mococo?

Mococo is extra cute today

Moco-chan overslept

>>59838915

>maybe not real time
IT'S PRERECORDED

>>59838915
late but baused

Extra Energetic

theyre here, everything is good

>>59838858
I agree

>>59839064
No...

>>59837321
>>59838818
Will AI be as accurate as this?

Why is that dog chewing on a Tenga?

Get eaten fat FUCK

hallo hallo bau bau!!

>>59838968
>>59838915
we need more of these lol

>>59839064
I saw my chat message on screen, if it's pre-recorded it would be a hell of a setup. Though that was just a generic bait.

today's fwmc morning will only be 20 minutes...

>>59839116
Glad I am not the only one thinking that

FAT FUCK

An extra doggy, for free?

PERO MISTOOK A KONG BALL FOR A TENGA AND GOT STUCK IN IT

>youtube chat refuses to update
I would have been the special ruffian today...

>Ah, they are just playing

YOU HAVE EATEN YOUR FILL
IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO BE SOMEONE'S FAT
IT FAT OR FATTEN WORLD PERO

how many ruffians will get the reference?

Good morning!

>>59839103
Masterpiece

I eat it from the end

>>59828967
Why do I ever go to sleep... They will always tweet 20 minutes afterwards...

>>59839138
but we'll get moco chan's pup talk

I love out-of-it Moco-chan!

>coronet from tip or the tail
but the true answer is to snap the tail and use it to poke the choco

>lucky star
IT'S TODAY BROS

>>59839103
Holy fuck I got hard

>>59839166
timotei

>>59839103
Holy shit, it's like you sketched my dream. Art Anon I kneel

>>59839166
Yeah yeah lucky star and all that

I LIKE KORONE TOO

>>59839197
Fuwawa fluff talk today.

>>59839103
Why are you green

Mococo had a wet dream about me

>>59839116
yeah, what's with dog toys looking like sex toys

>>59839247
newfagchama...

i think it's really cute that they ask ruffians and then wait for the answer they know is coming

mococo...

>>59839247
He's an orc chad

>>59839247
He's a member of the doggy pack

why did she need to tell us this

Mococo is talking about her dusty womb. It's not too late yet. I need to impregnate her.

why doesn't fuwawa ever share her dreams?

Overworked mococo...

>>59839336
You wouldn't get it...

>>59839336
>Cause I am the spider.

I looked at the clipart and thought it would about a fucking eggplant and a hawk

>>59839357
not age appropriate

>>59839357
Fuwawa only has sexual dreams

What does the eggplant eagle mountain mean every time...

>>59839357
Fuwawa dreams of me.

Not even FWMC can make talking about a dream they had interesting.

>>59838274
I'm still giving it time. I like them but I consider oshi to be a very serious commitment. It's only been 2 months, I'm not ready to proclaim my love outright already and I think anyone who has (who wasn't already a Traveler or something) is shallow or just saying it. When I make someone my oshi, I want it to mean something.

nyoooooo

this will last as long as the rest

>DAYS WITHOUT MISUNDERSTANDINGS: 1
WE DID IT

It's over....

>>59838747
same... that is to much, 2 months ago I started working on an AI that would identify mori's voice in collabs to mute her every time she speaks... but I got bored of working

no misunderstandings, what a blessed day

>>59839386
japanese first dream of the year

holoctober!

>>59839386
they dream of Zipang

>>59839357
Fuwawa is unable to dream

It's bauver...

>>59839429
This but Fuwawa

I am shattered.

>>59839386
Been a while but I think I remember learning in JP class that seeing those things in your first dream after a new year is considered good luck.

CONFESSION

>ohhhh...ohhh...a-a-a-ahhhh...

Every segment I think it's going to be our LTST

>>59839386
look up Hatsuyume

My sleepy wife...

>>59839489
RABU FUWAWA

Oh god they go through the profiles

IM BEING STALKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

AIEEEEEEEEE THE SPREADSHEET IS REAL

MOCOCO STALKS US

>they will reply more and stalk on twitter
I'll never tweet to fwmc again

mococo is stalking (You)

THE STALKING ARC STARTS NOOOOOW

I'm being doxxed by Mococo

THE SPREADSHEET IS REAL

mococo unironically stalks ruffians

SHES STALKING ME AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

NO ALL THE PORN ARTISTS IVE FOLLOWED

DON'T LOOK AT MY LIKES MOCOCO

mococo stalking is real

Mococo sees all the avtubers I follow...

>Mococo knows I follow a bunch of loli artists

When will Mococo admit that she touches herself while thinking about Ruffians?

>>59838391
>missed the 3 AM tweet
It's still up though

They're stalking us...

>>59839357
Fuwawa has wet dreams about Moco-Chan. She can't share it.

THEY WENT TO OUR PROFILES
IT'S BAUVER

shes stalking me...

>sometimes good taste
>sometimes questionable
OH SHIT SHE LOOKS AT MY RETWEET OF ANAL VORE

YAB

They're stalking me specifically

>>59839406
I ain't adding an oshi mark until 6 months in

MOCOCO CHECKS YOUR PROFILES YAB

mococo is living in my walls

>Ruffians getting along
they're not /here/....

NO DON'T LOOK AT THE LIKES

THIS IS THEM TALKING ABOUT SEEING OUR LIFETIME SHOWTIME COVER
I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS

POST THE WAMMY LIKE SCREENSHOT

MOCOCO NOOOOOOO

>>59839585
anon...?

I like a bunch of porn. I hope she enjoys it too.

Mococo saw all the porn artist I follow