/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

To the glory of lady Poko

My wife is cute.

My wife

Riro is cute!

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

I love Pochi and can't wait for her new look's feet!

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

I'm scared about the future of Yuko...

I NEED TO SUCK ON POKO'S CUNNY SO BAD I'M FUCKING LOSING IT

Sweaty sex with Poko

>coni makes a chad warden reference
>no one gets it
honk honk...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqeTxiZOuDI

I'm considering the poll for best dumb/confused emote over, the winners in order are:
Coni
Poko
Fuyo

Next concept up is wtf/staring! Basically anything you would use if something weird or sussy or cringe comes up, falling short of shock or surprise. Honestly I had a very hard time trying to sort out how to handle these and the shock/panic/despair emotes, since there's more overlap than the average evening in Idol, but this was the cleanest and most balanced break I could find.

https://poal.me/qzeep9

>>59805756
I love this clown like you wouldn't believe

>>59805705
I love her but I hope she does not chose the path of rushia

>>59805858
my recommendations are full of clown core thanks to you, fucko

>>59805927
a fantastic clown a fantastic person a real cultured one

>>59806001
You're welcome

You fags wonder why I maro all the time
What can I say?
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to fags' advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when she's live and I tell them why

Your sniffs are on my list
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs are on my list
Because your sniffs are on my list of the best things in life
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs are on my list
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs I can't resist
Because your sniffs are what I miss when I turn out the lights

I go crazy wondering why it is you didn't stream
Did the prep just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing
I don't forget what I want, I want
Unarchived VOD? Pochi gone? I couldn't go on!

But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I only smile when you're live and I'll tell you why

Your sniffs are on my list
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs are on my list
Because your sniffs are on my list of the best things in life
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs are on my list
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs I can't resist
Because your sniffs are what I miss when I turn out the lights

(Guitar solo)

I really miss you babe

(Guitar solo)

Your sniffs are on my list
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs are on my list
Because your sniffs are on my list of the best things in life
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs are on my list
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs I can't resist
Because your sniffs are what I miss when I turn out the lights

(Because your sniffs) your sniffs are on my list
(Because your sniffs) your sniffs are on my list
Because your sniffs are on my list of the best things in life

https://files.catbox.moe/lgo4p8.mp3

>coni pays attention to the bladder sizes of the people she's collabing with

Why did Pochi go menhera?

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

>>59806323
shiba inus are very temperamental

>poko squats towards the wall when she pees
what does she even mean by this

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>59806459

>>59806459

>>59806459
she blasts the wall, she has no idea it's supposed to go in the bowl

>>59806540
she is a wild animal after all

>>59806534
why would you do this

>>59806534
That's what I was picturing KEK, I hope it's accurate

>>59806519
they might want that ngl

>>59806623
I just googled "sitting backwards on the toilet" and this one was the best option

Suddenly relevant again

happiness

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>59806519
If you can already produce milk and it's going to waste, I would recommend making donations to your local neonatal unit, it can be life-saving for new-borns to receive breastmilk if their mothers are unable to provide.

Perfection.

>>59806894
disregard this anon, send it directly to me

Poko and Coni are overpowering this collab so hard kek

I love these girls

I just can't figure out how Yuko thought it was a good idea to admit she sees us as individuals while also trying to be a GFE vtuber.

>>59806998
Shit you’re right, didn’t even notice how quiet Echo and the other girl are being

>>59806998
unstoppable meme creatures that are more perfect than any schizo can tulip

>>59806998
I'm not complaining

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

>>59806998
Goes to show how great of a job at hiring and scouting idol does, not saying V&U girls are bad, they're great as well but our girls have developed the confidence to be the highlight everywhere they go

I love that my wife loves me on a personal level

>>59807238
don't let her rushia

I've spent my entire life feeling inferior to everyone around me and thought I could finally escape that with vtubers, only for Yuko to remind me once again that I am nothing.

I'm happy the kiwiniggers left my cosa rosa alone at least, sorry boo bros

>>59807311
literally who?

>>59807317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UATAbsML6tE

>>59807317
why did you ever expect to be anything to begin with who set those expectations?

>>59807398
Rirocons have already accepted that they will never be Maracactus.

>>59807317
lift

>>59807317
kwab

>>59807398
I told you they would come crawling back to us, dont worry, once Riro shows you guys some more personal love and affection you can have your turn with them again.

alright with this it means it's TIME FOR BED JEWBROS
Fuyo hasn't been on Twitter which means she might have slept instead of being a fucking zoomer for a change, maybe we'll see her in the morning! I've missed her dearly. Sweet dreams of smiling oshis to everyone who deserves it. You know who you are.
>>59807605
everyone do this anyway it changes your life

ah yes more falseflagging

>>59807311

>>59807888
you have no humor

>>59807823
nini uuuyo bro

>>59807888
turning someone's name into a verb is a classic englishism wdym

>>59807834
falsefagging*

I have the theory Aviel mandates our girls to snort a line before certain specific streams like collabs

>>59808064
yea, a line of my cum

I'm just gonna close the thread and watch streams, night night jewbros

>>59808000
you don't matter kewikek

>>59806652
>Me after pleasuring my four wives

>>59807823
I love you too, Fuyobro. Get plenty of rest. Have sweet dreams of Frumbo

Coni is kinda silly today

your oshi should never make you feel bad for simply existing

I love my ghost busting wife.

Echo and this other girl are basically nonexistent in this colab. They are way to quiet.

The only people worried about not being known never made themselves known in the first place. I'm sorry you chose the most parasocial girl and didn't try to interact.

>>59808110
nigh nigh

>>59808240
yes she should as should you

>>59808267
You have no idea how wrong you are. Couldn't have missed the mark any harder.

>>59808267
it's falseflagging.

>>59808340
Stop threadshitting.

>>59808265
It doesn’t help that Coni’s mic is set to 11 and the other two girls are at like 3-4

>>59808327
Go ahead and explain it then

I miss seeing good phasmo gameplay to be' honest wit chu. Back when it came out and people were actually completing maps. I only see just monkeys beating their heads against a wall now a days.

>>59808574
it was great to watch when it first came out and people were playing it in VR, but now it's so boring.

>>59808638
Its rare enough now that i think i could enjoy watching it again.

>>59808436
>says the man who's been threadshitting on cooldown and replying to himself for over 6 hours now

Muh bad

>>59807990
SEAchama..

>poko notices how overpowering she and coni are being
>awkwardly says hi to echo and starts conversing with her
kek

>>59808760
I'm gonna Mike Tyson you, nigger.

>>59808760
projection

>>59808863
I'll give a little English lesson since I'm in a horny mood:
If you wanted, you could have said
>don't let her pull a rushia
to get your point across.
Saying
>don't let her rushia
is nonsense.

>>59808937
You're in a losing battle; SEAnigs have no actual will to actually improve their English

>>59809009
Fair enough.

i want to pogo pogo

It feels like Poko and Coni are collabing alone lmao

>>59808937
>>59809009
Cute samefagging bro.

>>59808064
Isn't that essentially what energy drinks and caffeine are anyway with the doses they drink?

tuna can time.

>>59809101
There's gotta be at least one person in the kiwicord who knows English right? Maybe ask them for some lessons.

>>59809142
what did he mean by this..

>>59809172
more falseflagging lol

>>59809172
How do you not realize that you responding constantly to the "kiwicord" is the worst thing about these threads right now?

>>59809237
falsefagging*

>>59809194
https://twitter.com/FuyoCloverfield/status/1682526670396203011

>>59809237
>lol
>>59809255
Please, out yourselves harder it's actually hilarious kek

>>59809296
yeah you're definitely not threadshitting...

>>59809292
>eated
Fuyo's ESL... It's over...

>minor concerns about Yuko
>"you know who" shits up the thread for the next half a day
I wonder when he will start cunny spamming the thread...

Please sing more, Coni

I legit forgot there were two other girls in this collab. If I were a vtuber in a collab I would always be talking loud to get subscribers from the others.

>>59809473
And be labeled a leech

>>59809431
REGRETS
I'VE HAD A FEW

lol this is so awkward

Clown Time in ten minutes!

I can't even enjoy my clown noises without some retard arguing over fucking nothing with me and calling me a sea

I'm not a boo bro myself, but I'm happy for them. I'm almost jealous! It's nice when you pick an oshi who loves you back as much as she does...

...now get her to release that spicy ASMR already.

...also get her to open a higher tier for such things, & for her special messages. Away from gifted. Encourage her to make it $1 more, like Coni

>>59809430
I'm still lost on what the concern even is. It's nothing new she's parasocial and legitimately keeps tabs on who watches? Obviously she'd know when someone's gone and obviously she would care. People act like it's about Cat but the answer to why is in every damn thread so there's no curiosity there. She's just being open about her feelings.

This wasnt the best showing here for colabs with poko and coni. i feel a little bad for the other girls

That collab actually was pretty awkward

Yuko, cat dropped you because he's a schizo attention whore who got read easier elsewhere.

Fireholder passed away.

Mystery gone.

>>59809792
yeah it was overpowered by coni and poko
it really can't be helped its not even their fault ether.

If anything they should've checked audio at the start by asking chat and what not, it was Suri's first collab and they are awkward by default most of the time

>>59809715
The issue is that she has 1000's of active viewers. She only truly remembers and thinks about like 10 maybe 20 of them. It's disingenuous for her to pretend like she did at the end of her post that she cares about everyone when she doesn't. Someone like her who was constantly pushing the GFE route, talking about how she loves all of her boo bros, to then admit that she has certain ones that she stalks and favours over others is hard for me to cope with.

>"I need to become a cute woman-girl."

oh fuck I was so sleepy today that I missed the collab

Coni is transitioning, It's over

>>59809430
>minor concerns
when will you finally neck yourself?

Coni and Pogo are my two favorite ENdless girls so this is a blessing

>>59809960
Go to discord if you want a hugbox.

Yuko, I'll find a way to get married to you.

Coni is GFE

>>59809909
Your autism levels are fucking off the charts, if you're not being disingenuous.
I genuinely can't wrap my head around what you're schizoing out over for the past 7 hours, even with that explanation.

>>59810090
There existed an illusion that Yuko cared about all of her viewers equally and she willingly broke the illusion for some reason.

I like all of them but now that I think about it, Roca would probably be the most fit to be my gf, as she is very wife material. Or Momo, I feel like she would set my NEET ass straight.

>had a crush on nemesis
girls scare me

>>59810129
Her saying she stalks your twitter profile is what's got you crying like a little faggot?

>Pogo shamelessly mentioning her crazy weirdo crushes
She makes me feel like a normal coomer.

Cute...

Poko and coni should have sex.
With me

they both kissed me

>>59810155
She doesn't stalk mine, and she doesn't stalk yours. She stalks "his". How is this hard to understand.

pogo kissies...

>>59810243
Yeah, you're insane.
I feel bad for wasting my time actually trying to hear you out

I love Poko

I like yuko coni poko and riro
yes I am a whore
but i love these girls even if i shitpost

>>59810325
You can ignore the truth all you want, it's probably better for you this way.

They have some impressive stamina, shitting up threads about one thing all day.

>>59810450
Yeah yeah, have fun schizo, don't give yourself an aneurysm

>>59810453
no kidding, ive just been playing Isaac and Phantasy Star Universe all day and every time I look back over they are still going, kind of amazing.
We had some really cute streams today though, Riro's was a ton of fun, I hope she keeps playing it.

>>59810453
I'm not going back to look for threadshitting but what the fuck are they even trying to do anyway? Complaining about Yuko dropping a lovebomb?

Yuko definitely stalks my twitter, because I have things for her there hehe

Okay, I think I have ytarchive properly setup Imma try hit the sack now

I'm glad my oshi filters most schizos here, some of you are time bombs who will show the most support but at the slightest detail your diseased mind fabricates one fateful day will also become their biggest anti, some of you would genuinely do your oshis the biggest favour by disappearing completely

>>59810689
>favour

I love this clown like you would not believe.

>>59810678
that sack? all mine, baby

Im glad I love my oshi and my oshi loves me

>>59810622
It's just [insert cuck narrative number 201345], they can't change up their threadshitting styles.

>>59810748
I loved her like you wouldn't believe first >>59805927

>>59810622
Pretty much that in addition to the usual nonsense.

>>59810790
>my oshi loves me
*less than other boo bros

>>59810800
>cuck narrative number 201345
>201345
that's a really fucked up one if you ask me

>>59810622
yes, they are mad she genuinely loves her fans WAY more than she ever loved her previous fans

>>59810862
She loves a small, specific portion of her fans. You really don't seem like you watch Yuko.

>he doesnt know that im factually the most loved boo bro because she is literally my wife and loves me the most because I love her the most and it makes him really mad that he will never be nearly as loved as I am
BAKA my head RN frfr

Sometimes I wonder if any of you actually believes your oshi legit cares about you. You are only as worth as your bank account.

>>59810930
and that portion is me

>no stream confirmed
I can sleep in peace

>>59810950
this but unironically

>>59810951
Naw, I made her laugh last night with just a chat message

>>59810678(me)
just saw riro's post imma stay up lmao

>>59810689
Yes, there's 2 sides to being a schizo: obsessively hating or obsessively loving. Both are just as bad.

yuko sometimes makes references to my posts here, but she barely remembers my twitter name
i'm a bad fan

>>59810930
You do realize that the "small specific portion" you feel cucked you are likely the same people who post in this thread right?

>>59810951
This is true, there's no one in idol who truly cares about her community beyond the direct monetary benefit they get from them. The sooner people understand it the least schizos will exist simply by no tricking some of you into this imaginary relationship that leads you nowhere

>>59810689
who is your oshi?

>>59811156
>there's no one in idol who truly cares about her community
This but Phase Connect.

>>59811156
the sooner people understand that the least money the will get

>>59811134
What's your point?

Man Leon is so hot
no homo tho

>>59811278
My point is suck my cock you little bitch, get cucked.

Will you stupid niggers stop replying to bait and just fucking listen to retard Pochi already holy fucking shit

>please stop liking your oshi please please I'm begging you please
"No."

So anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krp9Lnoddtk

Coni literally wants a faggy bottom twink. If you want her then start wearing makeup and getting that butthole ready for pegging.

>>59811246
Exactly, that's why you shouldn't really hand money to these or any girls or people in general so easily. You'll always be the one on the losing side, specially when it comes to online services

>>59811398
way ahead of you buddy

>>59811394
yes, Katta is very based

>>59811398
what do you not get about being the fucking joker?

>>59811398
Working on it. Just several more months to go.

Oh shit, the "liking maros" thing actually does work! Got a notification for a poko like

coni says acab, those zombies didnt come from a good home, they have every right to lash out like that.

>Coni will never be working in some backwater store and tell you "damn bro nice adam's apple" as you approach her at the register, and then proceed to give you a blowie in the employee bathroom

ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND

>"They should just make more games about attractive people."
Western developers BTFO

>>59811627
yeah I didn't believe it at first but it's a nice surprise

>>59811035
huh? why would you stay up now, if anything you can sleep safely

>>59811692
aaaaaAahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>59811774
is there any way to see notifications after you've already clicked on them?

>>59811777
Cause I need to do my maro reps

>>59811692
Good, I'm not into whores

>>59810147
Roca can cook but she has daddy issues baggage. Momo has aspirations but has Asian family issues. Pochi has the feet and legs of a goddess and has a good relationship with her parents
>inb4 menhera
they're all menhera

>>59811846
oh, naruhodo

>>59805729
HOLY ROUNDNESS

pochi died and aviel is replacing her with a new dog and hoping you won't notice

>>59811851
Fuyo has a good relationship with her parents and is less menhera than the rest, she'd be a great wife too!

>>59811826
some phones let you see notification history after you clear them not sure on desktop
if you get a reply that stays in it's own section and you can see it again

>>59811928
Twomaru Pochi...

Well, I am back after taking some time off, completely of my own volition.
So, how's the situation in Idol? Has anyone else introduced a new membership tier, or has the epidemic subsided? Are we safe now?

>>59812068
go back

POOFBROS

Momo JOI when

>>59811935
and she has a fat ass!

>>59812198
today.

>>59812068
>>>/vt/pcg/

>>59811928
She never made it out of the Canadian wildfires and AI was piloting her stream until the break...

>>59812165
the cutest schizophrenia doubler

>>59812214
Proof?!?

>>59812165
My man

>>59812113
>>59812248
Ah, I see. So the answer is that all of the sane people have already given up on Idol and the only ones remaining are the hopeless bootlickers. It's a shame, this place won't last very long without constructive criticism.

sometimes i really wonder why they like to raid this place so much and do it so obviously

French people are assholes - Coni

>>59812532
pochi...

>>59812165
ZOOTED

You want to hear constructive criticism?
I think Fuyo should do a rerun of her catgirl ASMR this month! we got fucking robbed!

>>59812506
Because retards just can't ignore it and always bite the bait. If they just ignored it, it might happen for a while but they'd eventually get tired of not having someone to argue with.

>>59812592
eh, they would just reply to themselves like they usually do anyways

>>59812506
now it may be the CEO of Akio Air since his company exploded and he had a grudge against all other small corpos

>>59812646
i mean we are better than every other small corpo and continue to prove that, he had a good reason to be afraid also insert a jew joke in here somewhere

>>59812441

>>59812441
crumbling, only follow rin and juna at this point, etc. etc.

>>59812646
pretty sure that guy has bigger problems going on right now than /jidf/

I love my bratty rock wife!

>>59812814
I've looked at the leaks, I would not be surprised if he was /here/

>>59812814
Nah he means in one of the girls letters she literally quoted him seething at Idol saying that they were going to "tower over Idol"
it just means we are a bigger "threat" than any other small corpo and everyone knows it, even the phase fans

>>59812646
There's no point of deflecting to akioAir when we already have proof it's phasekeks / kiwiniggers.

>>59812814
they were running damage control on other threads and had a member of management run a smear campaign thread on pixel link by auditioning for them and leaking contract stuff. Enemies are always at the gates brother.

>>59812947
who? I don't remember any discussion about it here

>>59813047
the CEO of akio air...
TLDR 4th page 3rd paragraph
https://twitter.com/nightowlthena/status/1709059469764690106

I haven't had any sexual urges in weeks now. Yuyu please I need you.

>>59811928
i know this is a joke but why does this make me sad
i don't want pochi to die :( please live pochi

>>59811851
I like menhera and all but realistically speaking they can be too much trouble. I know they sometimes cry and sperg like babies, but if she is the type to do what her man says and relax then its fine.

>>59812165
Ganja Gremlin

>>59813121
>chink thinks he could beat the jews
For shame..

>>59813121
thanks

>>59812532
she's not wrong, everyone hates them

Coni is being very cute tonight

ENdless unironically was better scouted than holoAdvent

>>59812899
>>59812947
>>59813040
cool and all but my point is that he's probably busy watching shit explode around him right now at this moment and isn't going to be all, "ah shit time to raid /jidf/ because yuko made a members post," assuming that activity was ever actually a part of his repertoire beyond the cringe spy larp

>>59813154
me ah blaze it up, jah rain de fiyah upon dem batty boys

i hate cat so fucking much

>>59813234
idk man if you read the shit hes done it wouldnt be surprising at the least, dude is a grade A cunt and terrible human
but no hes not shitting up the thread, its just the usual pippigers, you can tell by their posting style

>>59813225
I don't say it much since it causes people to seethe, but I unironically think Endless is the best corpo vtuber gen in general I've ever seen in EN vtubing.
And I've been part of every small corpo, plus hololive.

>>59813225
agree, I do like the gem loli tho

>>59813253
we noticed lmao
get help, schizo

Why are we posting about irrelevant corpos? Post cute idols!

>>59813358
I completely agree. Immediately after watching them all debut in June, I was telling people just how high-quality this generation was and how it rivaled even Hololive.

>>59813133
it's okay anon, I meant to say she's just going to a farm upstate to run around with other dogs :)

>>59812587
I really want this but man it's hard to argue that it was nice as fuck to hear her just lose it and laugh for several minutes straight. She's such a loveable dummy. Still though, can't wait for round 2, pretty sure she said she was going to do it anyway.

>coni starts fawning over him when she finds out he's retarded
I'M SO IN

Fuyo's tummy and cunny for breakfast, dinner and lunch!!

I’m unironically thinking I may have a chance with Coni with how much she’s fawning over stupid boys

>>59813518
not so fast, I wentnfadjklgjdfsaewpwds

>>59813518
same

>>59813518
>you think you have a chance
>i think i have a chance
WE ARE

>>59813518
>>59813554
Part of the equation is that you have to actually be attractive though

>>59813663
I'm so retarded, I think I am attractive

>>59813663
I just have the social skills of a petrock
looks are not the issue.

>>59813518
>>59813563
why can't all carnies be like this? carnies making cute retarded posts like this are some of my favorite anons in /jidf/

>>59813663
Don’t tempt me I WILL dox myself, I’d make 80% of this thread’s heart sink if they saw what they have to compete with

>>59813771
I pretty much always post like that, it's fun for me to be retarded online

>>59813819
I literally look like leon so coni likes me better sorry

>>59813912
Fuck

Everyone keeps namefagging to bring up the usual shitters but I haven't seen anyone bring up Noodley yet. Why the fuck are you guys ignoring what he did? He literally traumatized Marinie into going on break with his constant guilt tripping in maros and members posts. Her breaking down on the Goat Simulator 4 stream was obviously caused when he temporarily oshihened to Cass and did those skebs for her, he was just rubbing salt in the wound there because she stopped reading his chats as frequently when she got called out for it in that maro response. And let's not forget BananaRubber03, who was better known as BananaNigger back in the day here. Fucker's been here for so long you all forgot how much we used to shit on him back when KR1 debuted. This thread's really changed for the worst since that female manager had her menhera arc and took it out on the talents. I'm glad Fuyo came out with that manifesto, otherwise EN1 would've been buried forever.

>>59813736

>>59813518
This image always gets me, it looks like the guy has his hand shoved up that seals ass like a puppet

what kind of ceo goes on a business trip with his mom? LMAO

>>59813982
why has god abandoned me

>>59813967
what manifesto?

No Momo I guess...

>>59813967
You... I like you.

>>59813967
>KR1
say it aint so timetraveller-senpai

I have a secret.
I almost exclusively comment on and reply to my oshi’s tweets, but I occasionally will randomly say something funny or praising on another girl’s tweet in case she’s stalking me to make her jealous. I imagine replying to Riro or Endless would especially make her seethe.

>>59813967
goofrombo bro... take your anti dahhhairia pills please, this isnt hellfy for you

>>59813967
I was the one that coined BananaNigger and I was selfposting the whole time

>>59813518
Put me in the screencap.

>>59814138
you sound very effeminate.

>>59814138
I comment on every one of my oshi's tweets or on another girl's tweets if their post is interesting enough to warrant a reply.

>>59814071
read threads
>>59796401

>>59813225
No one in Endless or E-Sekai could be in Hololive. But that's not a knock on them.

Well, except maybe Rin.

I read most twitter shit through nitter these days, I'll log on if it's really important.

>>59814276
Momo would fit in with her streaming frequency

>>59814276
I think rather no one in ENdless or E-Sekai would realize their full potential in Hololive

>>59813967
Someone had to say it, thankfully Fuyo BTFO them early on

>>59814274
falseflagging again
fuyo did not make that trash

>>59814276
Yea you are right, you arent allowed to care about your fans in Hololive and only Rin fills that criteria

>>59814436
no she definitely did, take your meds

My oshi completely ignores my presence to hide the fact she's deeply in love with me.

>>59814476
fuyo image posters are just the deadbeats of idol

I miss Momo

>>59814596
CLOVERBEATS RISE UP

reminder that Mori is the deadbeat of Idol

>>59814549
This but me and my oshi and unironically.

>>59814759
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR DONGERS!ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

>>59814810
They are highly raised

>>59814810
Fuyo always raises my donger if you know what I mean

yuko's behavior and the kind of streams she makes attracts schizos, you can't do anything about it

cloverbeats...

>>59814276
Actually agree, Rin would fit in but everyone else would be stifled by the restrictions and limitations.

>>59815036
I don't

maybe cloverbeats will stop larping as their oshi one day

why does leon keep talking about that claire girl...

>>59813663
I'm actually attractive, I've even got a chiseled jawline

>>59814318
rumao

>>59815170
we HATE claire

>>59815170
Leon's a whore, flirting with Claire and ignoring his oshi Ada...

>>59815099
She makes my pp into big pp

is riro going to drain me tomorrow

>>59814810
whats a donger? is it a donut?!

>>59815256
NO MORE QUESTIONS

This thread has a Fuyo infestation...

>>59815234
but it's still lowercase

>>59815428
big fan of this one

>>59815394
You're now infected too, sorry!

>>59815394
good

i agree with the "i hate fuyo cloverfield" anon

I hate coverbeats

>>59815394
no wonder it's more stinky than usual

>>59815554
>>59815531
Smartness breads gealousy!!

>>59815047
Theres nothing actually wrong with being a "schizo" its just a buzzword now

>>59815634
thats rihte!

Coni.. these noises are giving me an erection..

>>59815692

my love for momo has waned...

>>59815634
>>59815758
cloverbeats ain't funny as carnies

>>59815821
I posted a spider bro

I hate the black race

>>59815886
phew as long as you don't hate Asians I'm safe.

>>59815880
>>59815821
Spiders scare me

>>59815886
mods only care if you're racist against SEA

Yuko is so fucking stupid.

>>59813040
>leaking contract stuff
that actually sounds super interesting, I've been wondering what a vtuber contract looks like for a while now

shut up no one cares

Yuko is so fucking cute.

Yuko is

Hello, I care about my fellow jewbros, please let me know if there is anything i can help you with or if you just need to talk

>>59816143
true and so is coni riro and poko

Mad about not doing the bare minimum to have a face in the community

>>59816201
nah nobody is, they are just being annoying on purpose

>>59816143
I love this girl like you wouldn't believe!

Does Coni actually have the mental fortitude to beat Leon's campaign?

>>59816237
i figure, i know its dumb to reply but also ill stand up for her till the end

>>59816284
there is nothing difficult or mentally straining about any resident evil game

>>59816284
she has the mental fortitude to keep this shit open on another screen Im betting yes.

>>59816309
you really think you're one of the special ones? she doesn't care about you

I want coni confetti to feed my testicles to the resident evil dogs

>Coni is ok with her corpse getting raped
I see.

necrophiliacs.. we won..

post the aviel emote

Every time i tune into cony she's talking about depressing stuff

>>59815806
She really should be doing some posts talking about prepping for the donothon while missing her fans and not just "School is taking up all my time lol" posts
She's coming off as completely checked out from streaming
She hasn't even pinned her new schedule on xwitter ffs

Can we crowdfund Coni's corpse?

>>59816351
I know I am

How much would you be willing to pay for the rotting corpse of your oshi?

>>59816500
at least $14.99 + shipping and handling

>>59816500
rotting? nothing.

>all the doctor said is "youre fine" over the phone
what kind of podunk ass doctor did she go to

>>59816388
>>59816396
Bringing up some good points here. I haven't seen a necrophilia anon in /jidf/.

>>59816529
>win the auction for your oshi's corpse
>merch takes 6 months to arrive

>>59816500
I want it for cloning it better not be rotting

Fuyu, I found this is for you
https://twitter.com/monsuun/status/1709246895900790914
(and every other oppai loli bro around)

>>59816569
Be the change you want to see in the world

>>59816500
about tree fiddy

>>59816500
There's way too many questions that need to be asked first. Like are they going to preserve my Oshi's corpse in a freezer so it at least doesn't rot for a few hundred years, are they going to give her a taxidermy?
Could I at least parade her corpse around at cons and charge people money to take a selfie with a dead NEET?

>>59816575
Plus Idol will ship via DHL so you get your package arrives at a weird time like 11 PM.

>>59816500
If it's not pre-rigormortis it's worthless

>>59816653
Ugh, 11PM is the worst time to handle corpses, ppl are trying to sleep and get upset about the smell and everything.

>>59816557
An american doctor while not having insurance
t. an american who is uninsured

I wonder if yuyu knows that one A7X sing she likes to sing is about fucking a corpse...

>>59816669
didnt we have a conversation about rigor-mortis tits on this thread like, three weeks ago

naisu

>>59816773
oops meant to reply to >>59816614 (obv)

Hold up, was that aviel gun emote Yuko used ever uploaded anywhere before August 7th? I swear it looks identical to the one I made and uploaded /here/ once.

>>59816575
jokes aside, and seriously not trying to threadshit here, but has idol managed to ship anything physical owed to a single fan yet? Whether merch or donothon reward or otherwise?

>>59816569
I like the idea of choking her out and having my way with her before it goes cold, but waiting that long just seems like it'll spoil the fun

>>59816888
this is the vtubing industry, your merch is going to come at a minimum of 8 months after purchase

>>59816889
It probably is, but Yuko taking things from /here/ is not a new revelation.

everyone here is mentally ill schizos
and the ones that say they are not are the worst offenders.

>>59816889
remember that other people take stuff from here and repost it in twitter replies

>>59817086
there are other mental illnesses besides schizo, yknow

>>59816968
So is idol shaking up the vtubing industry or is it merely "following the industry standard"? Aviel seems to swap masks whenever it's convenient.

>>59817156
Idol is trying to make money. "Cute anime girls on your screen" isn't exactly an industry with an insane amount of room for innovation.

>>59817086
And?

>>59817156
well shipping an acrylic stand only costs $3 instead of $42 so i would say theyve at least done something positive

>>59817086
most of us are malignant narcissists, actually

coni is making rape noises right now

Since people are asking for it in her replies, here it is.

Erm guys, what happened to the phasmo collab vod?