/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. While I would train even if she wasn't there, I train harder knowing that she will see it one day, and I want to impress her. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. I want to make her comfortable. I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhmUwaeBEtE

>>59755175

jong

catch

>>59755253
jig

>>59755223
>>59755175

Rie is a Satanic WHORE!
What she's begging you to do to her:
https://files.catbox.moe/xk4m0c.png

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

>>59755259

>>59755259

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Hime cute

Oh, hai Pippa

does airi enjoy listening to how her viewers are miserable at their jobs?

>>59755296
CAFFÈ E LATTE

Pippa a gunpla(?) stream would be really cool

>>59755421
Ghosts you for coomalot

Lumi status?
Lia status?
Pippa status?
Airi status?

Thoughts on making an archival guide and putting it in the OP?

>speaks exclusively japanese
>still manages to be best girl

>>59755535
who is this cat?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 22 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>59755535
Reminder that no reason was given for Yuri's termination and therefore it is unethical to support Yuri in any capacity because if the reason was benign there would be no reason to keep it a secret.

>>59755569
That's Pippa. She usually has rabbit ears.

>>59755546
Huh?
Michiru speaks english quite often.

>>59755535
Archivists should not make archiving guides because they get their autism cooties all over it and then nobody wants to follow it since you have to do all this extra shit and spend 10gb on a stream that could be stored in 2 because "the on-screen chat is legible" is, for some reason, not the criteria for what stream quality is used

>>59755400
The cutest around!

>>59755327
If you are absolutely positive you can't find anything with what you've got then either go to some sort of coding camp (kind of shitty for long term prospects unless you are really ambitious) or take up an apprenticeship as an electrician or plumber. You get paid badly at first but once you're into it you will have good and steady pay and you're not easy to replace.

>>59755639
No, the other cat, you stinky cunny jelly!

>>59755655
Even just something really barebones would help. So many of Uruka's streams are lost media now.

>>59755449
Yes because that's how Asian wagies socialize

>>59755667
so cute she needs a sign reminding you

Pippa please dox Lumi already so we can get her kidnapped and kidnapper anon can share the rape vid.

>>59755672
>kind of shitty for long term prospects unless you are really ambitious
The point is to get your foot in the door somewhere so you can build experience for your resume to leverage somewhere better. Also, don't fall for the trap of being "the go to guy" for everything. Get into a position where your company is sending you out for training and certifications regularly so you can get paid more.

https://youtu.be/qVNoiBtY_LE?si=jpTdEUkc8YYexoyZ
>another cover with a Phase enemy

>>59751321
what the hell happened on twitter now?

>>59755259

>>59755801
That's a channel member saying it that she took a screenshot of and posted on the Twitters.

>>59755864
SEX WITH TWO BIG TITTY KOREAN WOMEN

>>59755824
That and don't fall for the raise bait. Always try and look for something better unless you're truly comfortable where you are.

>>59755535
would be much appreciated

>>59755864
When did my Korean girlfriend become a Phase Enemy?

https://puzzle.aggie.io/SpuGKP

>>59755467
That or a plushy stream. Think of all the new ones we haven't seen. The expensive horse figurine tangent was fun.

>>59755990
Yep. The raises are a scam. Most industries work by you job hopping every 2-3 years into a better position elsewhere. Otherwise you're stuck in a position being taken advantage of with a shitty raise that doesn't even match inflation. Only exception is if it's a family company that treats you well or you're being fast-tracked into upper positions.

Tomboy Gyaru Airi...

>>59755824
You're right about the training and certs, but of the three companies I've worked for (two of which are major household names), people who come in with no degree out of coding school or are "self taught" are treated like shit and never get any sort of upward mobility. Not saying that's right, but I do think there's a stigma around not having a degree in a big company. I fully recognize that's retarded if you're actually good at what you do, but I've seen management work the same way everywhere I've been in that regard.

>>59755864
Enemy?

>>59756219
Dragged herself into the lumi drama

>>59756057
sorry, here's another male collab

>>59755546
It do be like that

>>59756413
goddammit

>>59756439
Imagine not watching Nasa and still going on pcg

>>59756160
The trick is to get a random technical degree to get in. In practice self taught coders are generally better you just need an excuse for people to pretend they're using you for something else.

>>59756160
Most people who have degrees tend to automatically think they're better than those who don't. Academia and by extension higher up white collar jobs are extremely nepotistic. You're best bet in a situation like that is to learn and take advantage as much as you can before moving on with some new experience on your CV. Eventually with enough experience somebody will recognize you.

>>59756365
Kind of a shame she did this. Probably a spontaneous reaction but still a bad call if she ever wanted to get closer to Phase (with ex-Tsunderia basically being absorbed at this point).

That one guy?
Me.

Bros I cant stop staring at her ears, that twitching...

for me, chiru

I DEFY YOU ANON AND YOUR OSHI

>>59756746
What happened? Was it the model fiasco?

>>59756641
>higher up white collar jobs are extremely nepotistic
This is extremely true. Make friends/allies at one company, and if they leave, you have an in at wherever they go. Once you have enough good contacts, you have a lot of options if you need somewhere to go.

>>59756867
You can't defy me, sheep.

>>59756843
I think it's rigged to her blinking, I remember Haachama had her twintails do the same twitching and it weirded me out.

>>59756867
What a shame...

>>59756867
She turned into a delinquent with her new look. She's no longer allowed to interact with Pippa.

i miss lumi

>>59757154
Its blinking and something else, but I can't tell what.

>>59756746
You don't need to continue dragging someone through the mud over something so stupid half a year later. Get over it.

>>59756991
>fiasco
Yeah, she joined the totally organic indie outrage about the 5 minute April Fool's joke if I remember correctly.

>>59756219
south corean
Aiwi is the only good one

>>59757169

>>59757171
She’s always been like this though…

Man this story feels so fake, yet so much fun to listen to.

>>59756991
>fiasco
modelrape is a serious issue
God that was a funny week

>>59757460
Lumi gave us the best April Fool's day ever. The butthurt was fucking gold.

>>59755864
>>59756033
>>59756219
Miori is slowly becoming a Phase Mistress.

>>59757460
Was funny how Pippa started unfollowing a shit ton of people shitting on Lumi. Especially the chicken place guy.

>>59756864
Chiru? For me

>>59757460
the amount of retards pretending it was a big deal on twitter has hilarious

stinky

>>59757575
for me it was the miituber

>>59757575
Phase Enemy Poteet...

>>59757258
>Get over it.

I want to pull her cute fingers backwards until they break and she lets out a high pitched scream

>>59756119
hard this
seconded, even

Hey Pippa you DUMB SEA CUCUMBER!!! Hope your break was good. Excited for your collabs this week. Anyways, you have a great voice and you're so kind! ITS TRUE YOU STUPID DORK!!! Peepa lub! dont let pippellow mold!

>>59756526
God her screams turn me on..

>>59757673
That Pippa better stink, otherwise I don't want it.
Popped a Perc30, got straight to streaming, that yabbit dulce.
These collabs ain't nothin to me, man. Yeah we getting that south bay alien Bojangles cordyceps streamer money.

>>59757203
She'll come around pipkun, she always does

musty

>>59757857
gay

>>59757575
I was following Oumiya Emma until that. I get wanting to back your friends up, but blind loyalty without looking into things yourself is pretty unbased. You will just get yourself into trouble taking everything your friends tell you as 100% true.

Why do people want to get banned from Lumi's twitch chad so badly, why does she not like compliments?

>>59755625
We already know why.

This analysis has been updated to examine the veracity of the talents’ statements on Yuri’s termination.

I have applied my considerable autism to analyzing why Yuri was fired. These are my findings.

According to the official announcement from Phase Connect, the following can be reasonably assumed factual.

>Yuri was fired and her graduation is effective May 1.

No specific reason has been publicly given; however, there are several clues that indicate the reason. These come from a mixture of statements from the official announcement, statements by other talents, and observed personal characteristics of Yuri and Sakana.

The obvious starting point is the official announcement.

>Yuri committed multiple breaches of contract.
This is the official announcement from Phase Connect. The natural question to ask is that of the veracity of the statement. Is Phase Connect leadership likely to make false statements in a matter such as this?

>Sakana tends to observe finer legal points in contracts and company operation.
This has been observed in his interview with Slugma where he discussed intellectual property rights and reasons for retention of those rights by contract, and can be inferred from his instruction to the talents to avoid streams making fun of individuals like Chrischan or Gunt if those instructions are interpreted as fear of libel. In his interview with Slugma he also made statements lamenting the lack of professional behavior on the part of the talents, implying that he values some form of commonly accepted code of business decorum.

>It is reasonable to interpret his instructions on the Chrischan and Gunt streams as stemming from a fear of libel suits as opposed to a general dislike of doxing.
Sakana has knowingly tolerated Pippa’s affiliation with Kiwi Farms and has made individuals who engaged in doxing of his talents and others, among them granthh, moderators or other affiliates of his company.

One must assume that, in fact, multiple breaches of contract were committed. This statement would be legally actionable if false and Sakana has demonstrated consideration of legal matters in past conversations.

>This is corroborated by statements by the talents Lumi and Panko.
Lumi and Panko both made statements that appear to support this assumption. These are paraphrased below.
>bad decisions were made
Lumi’s statement to the effect of can be interpreted to indicate breach of contract by Yuri.
>we all know there are rules we can’t break.
Panko’s statement is less ambiguous in its interpretation.

Once the breaches of contract are established, the next question is to the nature of these breaches. What might be in the contract and what might Sakana care about?

There is no widely available public knowledge of the contents of a Phase Connect contract. However, another statement by Lumi can set a baseline.
>each contract is different

In light of that, one may only infer what might be in the contract based on what Sakana is likely to care about.

>Sakana only cares about doxing if there is a possibility of financial loss.
As described earlier, Sakana knowingly tolerates Pippa’s association with Kiwi Farms and has allowed known perpetrators of doxing to affiliate with his company. It is reasonable to conclude that only doxing that threatened his financial position, such as disclosure of proprietary company information, or upset his talents to the point their productivity was impaired, would trigger a termination.

>Sakana does not care about internet affiliations.
Sakana tolerates Pippa’s association with Kiwi Farms and tolerates, albeit grudgingly, the adjacency of 4chan to his company. He also allows his talents to participate in gossip in independent vtuber discords as indicated by screenshots of conversations among Pippa, Lumi, Beatani, and Kiki that have been posted on /vt/.

>Sakana does not care about hot button issues or cancel culture mobs.
Sakana has given no official response to any of the supposedly controversial statements made by any of the talents. It has been speculated that the rare apology by one of the talents was prompted by the corporate leadership but this speculation has little supporting evidence. Despite the infrequency of apologies issued by the talents and no official corporate response, Phase Connect is considered a yabai company. Additionally, there are no known recent statements by Yuri that could be construed as this type of statement.

>Sakana does not care if his talents are involved in sexual relationships.
He employs Pippa, who was groomed into a long term sexual relationship by a pedophiliac furry in her early teen years, Shiina, who has admitted to a past boyfriend, Lumi, who came with associated brat and brat tamer discord rumors, and Lia, who flirted with a fat Mexican man for over half an hour on stream. None of these incidents have resulted in any action or response.

>>59757203
You should draw something nice for her, Pipkun. Something from the heart!

smelly

>>59757203
remember pipkun, hate is closer to love than indifference, you have a chance

>>59758114

>>59758114
>Sakana does care about his financial profits.
Sakana is a businessman and it is reasonable to assume a businessman would start a business to generate profits. Additionally, Sakana has made statements implying his desire for financial profits, among them comments about profitability and return on investment during his interview with Slugma. He has also posted messages on discord describing his past turnkey business ventures that indicated a profit motive. His refusal to pay his moderators also indicates financial concern. His attempts to profit from existing stocks of coffee from a prior business venture by artificially juxtaposing it with vtubing is also an indication of this.

From an analysis of observations of Sakana’s personal characteristics, one can assume his primary motive in operating a vtubing corporation is acquisition of financial profits and that any contractual terms would be intended to secure or ensure said profits. There are no indications of morality clauses or other guidelines governing conduct that do not further a profit seeking motive. Thus, it is reasonable to assume that the breaches of contract somehow endangered his acquisition or retention of profit.

For further insight into the nature of the contract breaches, one must examine evidence in the form of Yuri’s relevant personal characteristics and statements or actions by other talents.

>Yuri generates drama.
Pippa admonished Yuri for starting drama in chat during Pippa’s interview of the sleazy and failed vtuber corporation owner.

In light of the analysis of Sakana’s personal characteristics, this characteristic is only relevant to the analysis if Yuri generated drama that impaired Sakana’s acquisition of financial profits.

>The talents seem emotionally unaffected by Yuri’s termination.
There have been no indications of detrimental impacts to the talents’ moods before or after Yuri’s termination. The talents have streamed and Tweeted within expected behavioral traits. This lack of emotional impact can be speculated upon but cannot be attributed to any reasonable assumption. Possibilities include the widespread recognition of Yuri’s behavior as a breach of contract, for which there is some evidence in Lumi’s and Panko’s statements on the existence of a breach of contract, a detrimental impact on the other talents due to Yuri’s behavior resulting in relief when she was terminated, or a relief, unrelated to the breach of contract, felt at the removal of a source of drama from the company.

Lumi and Panko have made statements about Yuri’s termination. It is natural to question the veracity of those statements.

>Lumi and Panko have no known motives to dissemble about Yuri’s termination.
The other talents have remained silent, which demonstrates that this is an option if a talent felt pressured by the company to not support Yuri. Both talents have been vague and measured in their statements, and these statements corroborate other elements of this analysis. Additionally, Panko has claimed to dislike gossip and has tweeted a seemingly sorrowful message about Yuri’s departure. Lumi has preexisting friendly ties with Yuri. Neither have any known motives to make false statements impugning Yuri’s character.

>Lumi made statements implying the existence of a new group of friends and the culpability of this group in enabling Yuri’s behavior.
It is reasonable to assume that mere association would not result in termination due to Sakana’s demonstrated tolerance of potentially problematic associations. In light of Sakana’s observed personal characteristics, it is reasonable to assume that this friend group enabled behavior that endangered Sakana’s acquisition or retention of profit. From the lack of additional terminations, it is reasonable to assume this group is external to Phase Connect.

>Lumi made a statement to the effect that the decision was not arrived at openly and the talents were not aware of the decision until just before Yuri’s termination was announced.
It is reasonable to assume that the breach of contract did not generate sufficient fear or concern among the talents to prevent the decision from being taken quietly. This would indicate that the breach of contract did not involve doxing or other behavior concerning enough to disrupt the productivity of the other talents.

>>59758114
It's looping time

>>59756119
True. The way to get big raises is to leave. It's tough if you really like your position or are attached to your coworkers/workplace, but moving up is moving around. At one point I left my company for a slightly better job elsewhere (which didn't work out because it was a collapsing startup) and they hired me back for almost 40K more a few months later. If I had stayed I doubt I would have gotten more than a 3-5K raise in the same period.

>>59758114
>>59758179
>Panko made a statement implying knowledge of the details of Yuri’s behavior would ruin her reputation.
This must be interpreted in light of existing constraints placed by analysis upon the behavior resulting in breach of contract. These are:
>The behavior detrimentally impacted Sakana’s profit seeking motive.
>The behavior was not solely resulting from association, doxing, sexual relationship, or public statement except as one or more of these impacted profit acquisition.
>The behavior was not overtly concerning to the other talents.

Panko’s statement can also be interpreted in different ways by making assumptions about the specific social circles among which Yuri’s reputation would be ruined. There are two reasonable assumptions of social circles.

>Yuri’s reputation would be ruined among other vtubers.
The natural question to ask is how the remaining possibilities might ruin Yuri’s reputation among other vtubers.

>Purely financial misdeeds, whether concealing income or embezzlement, would not ruin Yuri’s reputation.
That vtubers are transparently greedy whores is tautological given the inherent nature of vtubing. Each would commit similar financial misdeeds to enrich herself if there were no risk of consequence.

>Association, sexual relationships, or public statements impacting financial profits would have ruined Yuri’s reputation.
Most of the talents have problematic associations, documented sexual relationships, and problematic public statements with no damage to reputation among other vtubers. There is no known public statement by Yuri that is more problematic than those by other talents. Additionally, since the behavior was not concerning the financial impacts did not threaten the other talents’ personal income.

>Doxing or threatening behavior that would ruin Yuri’s reputation did not occur.
The behavior was not concerning to the other talents.

The reasonable conclusion after eliminating all possibilities is that Panko’s statement should be interpreted as a statement about Yuri’s reputation among vtubing fans.

>Yuri’s reputation would be ruined among vtubing fans.
The natural question to ask is how the remaining possibilities might ruin Yuri’s reputation among vtubing fans.

>Purely financial misdeeds, whether concealing income or embezzlement, would not ruin Yuri’s reputation.
Vtubing fans would approve of Yuri acquiring more income at the expense of Sakana’s profits.

>Doxing or threatening behavior would not ruin Yuri’s reputation.
Vtubing fans would enjoy it if Yuri doxed or threatened other members of Phase Connect.

>Associations that impact profit acquisition would not ruin Yuri’s reputation.
Vtubing fans approve of vtuber association with Kiwi Farms, 4chan, or other problematic groups. A post purporting to be Yuri posted a goodbye post in /pcg/ which appeared to be well received when interpreting the tone of the replies.

>Public statements that impact profit acquisition that would ruin Yuri’s reputation did not occur.
There are no known recent controversial statements by Yuri.

>Sexual relationships that impact profit acquisition would ruin Yuri’s reputation among vtubing fans.
Sexual relationships have ruined vtubers’ reputations and forced graduations. It is reasonable to assume this would befall Yuri as well were she to find herself in this situation.

As this is the only remaining possibility that meets all constraints, this must be the behavior resulting in breach of contract. Due the difficulty of constructing a likely hypothesis where sexual favors were exchanged for funds obtained by embezzlement without resulting in additional Phase Connect terminations, Occam’s razor suggests that Yuri was trading sexual favors for income and concealing that income from Sakana. Furthermore, it is reasonable to assume the external friend group that enabled this behavior was some mixture of pimps and johns and were engaged in the behavior.

>>59758179
Please put this in a pastebin if you're going to post it again

>>59758114
You probably shouldn't take more of these, but do it anyway.

pungent

I need Rinmama to adopt me.

>>59758114
Didn't read this, here is the AI summary:

The analysis focuses on the termination of Yuri from Phase Connect and explores potential reasons behind her firing. While the official announcement stated that Yuri committed multiple breaches of contract, the veracity of this claim is examined. The analysis suggests that Sakana, the company's leader, values legal matters and business decorum, making it likely that multiple breaches occurred. Statements from talents Lumi and Panko also seem to support this assumption. However, the nature of these breaches remains unclear due to the private nature of Phase Connect contracts. The analysis concludes that Sakana primarily cares about breaches that threaten financial loss and is lenient regarding internet affiliations, controversial statements, cancel culture, and sexual relationships involving talents, as evidenced by past cases within the company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBF_mDFgtH4

can we go back to pretending to be upset by Pippa, at least it took up less space than whatever the fuck those schizo walls of text are

French Fries > Sweet Potato Fries> Curly Fries > Onion Rings

>>59758114
>>59758179
>>59758241
Nigga why did you copypaste that shit from old threads? Why do you CONTINUE copypasting that shit?

>>59758408
You're right, Fuck Pippa...

noxious

>>59758135
How so?j8nm2

>>59758460
Chase is hellbent on shitting up the thread

>>59758408
>>59758479
fuck pippa, fuck rosemi, don't fuck or trust lumi

whore

>>59758452
Onion rings can be better than fries but they are pretty hard to do right in a fast food joint

>>59758542
WTF is your beef with Rosemi?

>>59758403
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/UninterestedGloriousLocustPogChamp-oqVSOJ90kitCxYF3

>>59758396
Oh wow thanks anon, so basically he wrote long walls of text of nothing.

Why are there so few Lumi nini images?

>>59758542
I will fuck rosemi and you can't stop me

>>59758452
curly fries > home style sweet potato fries > potato wedges = home style potato fries > french fries > onion rings > regular sweet potato fries > bri'sh """chips"""

>>59758542

Fragrant.
Branch of yore.

>>59758594
NINI GUMI

>>59758594
because that shit is cringe

>>59758358
The cat that takes fat shits every time Hime starts streaming? Me.

>>59758452
>sweet potato below anything

Why even eat fast food what makes you even go tot hose shitholes

>>59758594
Gumis believe themselves to be above cringe stuff despite being one of the more pathetic fanbases

Aromatic.

>>59758581
Hello cute little newfag, welcome to /pcg/.

>>59758585
I am GOING to Pog!

>>59758081
>Lumi's twitch chad
yeah, me

>>59758542
I trust Lumi to swallow

>>59758747
At least you think I'm cute.

>>59758794
Do you think she unhinges her lizard jaw when she sucks dick?

>>59758794
vore

>>59758594
Gumis are gay

Shame.
Well, goodnight.

>>59758703
Its been a long time since I've had sweet potato's, I've forgotten exactly how they taste as fries. Which goyslop places even have them?

Did you guys know you can't spell ocaries without rie?

I was browsing the streams, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my oshi from my screen, began to stream
And suddenly to my surprise

(She did the collab) She did the bad collab
(The bad collab) So I closed the tab
(She did the collab) I scuttled away like a crab
(She did the collab) She did the bad collab

From my browser in the upper right
The link to the other chuuba sits tight
To all the gorilla streams that go on hour by hour
To hopefully feel better after my oshi made me sour

(She did the collab) She did the bad collab
(The bad collab) So I closed the tab
(She did the collab) I scuttled away like a crab
(She did the collab) She did the bad collab

Now mods were having fun, the power trip had begun
The server included the fleshtuber, the whore, and her son
The scene was boring’, the tourists digging the bullshit
Jannie on guard, banning the critics if they didn’t quit
The merch shilling was soon about to arrive
With shirts and keychains that would cost a thousand and five

(She did the collab) She did the bad collab
(The bad collab) So I closed the tab
(She did the collab) I scuttled away like a crab
(She did the collab) She did the bad collab

From out of the speakers the whore’s voice did ring
Seems after a moment away she was troubled by one thing
She spoke but looked like she wanted to get away quick and take a hike
“You sure you didn’t hear anything during that hot mic?”

(She did the collab) She did the bad collab
(The bad collab) So I closed the tab
(She did the collab) I scuttled away like a crab
(She did the collab) She did the bad collab

Now everything’s not cool, my oshi has joined their group
And the bad collab has become one huge shitty troupe
For you, the viewer, this collab was a bore
For me, when I see my oshi next time, I’ll show her the door

(She did the collab) She did the bad collab
(The bad collab) So I closed the tab
(She did the collab) I scuttled away like a crab
(She did the collab) She did the bad collab

>>59758846
sleep well, lil gumi

what the fuck is airi's cadence? what makes her speak like that??

>>59758846
nini gumi!

>>59758893
>ocaries

>>59758893
>ocaries
>smugpanko.png

>>59758737 (me)
I found the words I was looking for.
Gumis are steeped in irony so they find sincerity cringe

>>59758910
ESL.

>>59758910
Born in Korea, surrounded herself later by Californians.

>>59758846
nini gumi

malodorous

>>59758910
autismo

>>59758934
FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

>>59758944
I sincerely find your circlejerking faggotry cringe.

>>59758737
Another gosling purge is needed
it won't happen since Dizzy has convinced Lumi to groom a husband from her fans

>Your oshi will never collab with males ever

BUT

>You can no longer post squibby

Do you?

https://twitter.com/ClioAite/status/1697174823628316911
Imagine this but Pippa.

>>59759026
nini gumi

Please not another tip loop kill yourselves

>>59758846
Goodnight.

>>59759003
Why did you do to the transparency, anon?

>>59759054
define "squibby"

>>59759054
In a heartbeat.

>>59758703
thin cut sweet potato fries are shit and that's all you get at fast food restaurants, they need to be thick enough that you can get a nice caramelization without them ending up dry, and they also never have a proper dipping sauce for them (ketchup, mayo, worcestershire, pickle juice, and a little bit of msg)

>>59759048
You will never be rid of us, we have merged with nature itself

>>59758821
She better

>>59758944
I've read their posts and seen her chat, it's pretty funny even they pretend it isn't true

>>59759055
Sorry new company policy won't allow these posts

>>59759054
My oshi already said no more male collabs.

>>59759099
So glad pankophiles have taken over the squibby mantle, otherwise it would just be likers and the dead cat.

>>59759055
Don't need to, she's right next to me as I type this

>>59759054
My oshi is in NijiEN...

>>59759048
That husband to be?
Me.

>>59759148
Rie has had the most male collabs out of everyone in Phase. I find your statement hard to believe.

>>59759187
I'm so sorry.

>>59759054
My oshi doesn't collab with males full stop, so it's not something I ever have to worry about

>>59758910
First time? Stick around, Airi is a sweetheart

>>59759048
The problem is not their simping, but rather the irony they coat themselves in to cope with being a simp.

>>59759230
Honestly I just wanted people to post rare squibbies

>>59759054
I'm not giving up the my squibs

>>59759187
Who's your oshi?

>>59759230
Based, I am also a Shiina fan

>>59759048
>Dizzy has convinced Lumi to groom a husband from her fans
If Dizzy suggested it then she is already on the prowl herself.

>>59759270
Its not squibbing

>>59759104
>thin cut
My condolences to anyone who doesn't know the joy of thick sweet potato fries

>>59759270
Well shit I've never seen that one before so I'd say it's up to you to post em

くさい

>>59759148
But she would collab with a transsexual and call it a woman to skirt the rules, right?

>>59759054
I dont have to worry about that

>>59759275
The members streams are really good, at least

>>59759340
P U!

>>59759074
LMAO, it was completely ignored. I'm fine with this.

>>59759329
Sorry messed it up

>>59759202
That's not even close to true, retard.

>>59759270

rank

>>59759394
what the fuck are you even talking about schizo

>>59759270

panko time in 62 hours

>>59759389
Nice

>>59759465
The tip loop was ignored so there was no loop (Airi is streaming and it's relevant to it)

>>59759404
Lmao nice one

>>59757706
Jonathan did nothing wrong

How long until Jelly?

Since it’s October, I think we need to write a Phase Connect Lost Episode Creepypasta.

>>59759626
who is this cunny?

>>59759404

Mother Connect...
Make it happen, stupid fish.

What word, Airi?

>>59757698
Amazingly 6 months later and he is still yet to stream
https://www.youtube.com/@bradleymiituber

>>59759626
2 more days.

>>59758345
They used to dose me with LSD and then subject me to electroshock treatments. They'd take the other children into the dayroom and sing songs to cover my screams.

Airi is so innocent. Holy shit.

MILF Connect

>>59759695
This is grim even for a permanent vtweeter.

[Airi news] She is telling stories and is avoiding saying the word "erection"

(She is so fucking pure! FUUUCK!)

Airi is very embarrassed to talk about my erection.

miasmal

phase enemy Justin Trudeau will be shutting phase connect down
https://voz.us/is-a-wave-of-censorship-coming-the-canadian-government-will-begin-to-regulate-streaming-services-that-broadcast-podcasts/?lang=en

>>59759723
Did someone say lobotomy?

>>59759723
I know where you read about shit like that.

>>59759723
They should've just finished you off

>>59759695

>>59759723
you forgot your pic schizo hostage

>>59759766
He makes good money but he ain't hitting 10m a year money.

>>59759733
She's so cute... also where you get this picture of me?

>>59759746
Wait is he actually using that face to stream? What the fuck lmao

>>59759766
Sigh... everybody said, "no, bill C-11 will not be used to control Youtubers", but it's a provision in the law so they will use it

Airi has been talking about penises for 5 minutes and counting

>>59759858
>stream
you mean tweet

>>59759886
yea mine

airi you must help me get rid of my erection... with your boobs!

>>59759886

Pippa love~!

>>59755467
It would be really cool. That said I find gunpla building keeps me from wanting to blow my brains out when I'm feeling gay. So if she finds it's a good coping method for menhera moments I'd rather she use it for that instead.

>>59759766
Maybe he'll move operations to America and get better shipping

>>59759886

kek

>>59759766
How the fuck is Castro's bastard son still in office? When are the leaves going to grow some spines?

AIRI MY PENIS FELL OFF LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59759836
>>59759863
>>59759938
its ogre you have to get a streaming license
rudeau announced he now requires YouTubers, livestreamers & podcasters (including those streaming on X/Twitter) to 'register' with the government.

>>59759982
They aren't. Their media is completely captured and their population is overrun with bugmen. The average citizen probably doesn't even realize how fucked they are.

>>59759982
I heard they were under essentially military rule in everything except name so he can't be taken out of office

>>59759938
Won't help, its targetting things like Youtube and Spotify.

>>59760015
>>59760060
Trudeau doesn't have balls or the power to fuck with Google. They will ream his ass six ways to Sunday like a Liker locked in a room with Rinmama.

>>59759109

>>59760015
Half of the talents are in the US.
Plus it's probably not that difficult to move operations over the border if he has to, he's already getting warehouses in the country.

>>59760093
I would give anything to be locked in a room with Rinmama...

>>59760093
What will Canada do? It's basically a vassal state in everything but name and the CIA controlled Alphabet won't want the leafs getting uppity.

Essentially been away for a couple of weeks. Who and what am I supposed to be angry at/about right now?

>>59759982
We are unironically under a totalitarian government. Peaceful protestors had their bank accounts frozen and they were arrested in broad daylight. Martial Law got declared because of honking. The nigger in office won with ~30% of the vote. There is nobody that hates Canada more than another Canadian. Please nuke this god forsaken wasteland into the stone age we cannot be saved.

>>59760242
we all hate jelly now.

>>59760242
Pippa, same as always.

>>59760242
Iori.

>>59760242
Taxes, be angry about taxes.

>>59760242
jelly fucked it up

>>59760242
Be angry at these

>>59760242
Jelly is staying on her farm indefinitely.

>>59760242
Turdeau
Pippa's male collabs
Taxes
Tipping
Pick at least one.

Why doesn't someone just kill Trudeau

>>59760242
Everything.

>>59760389
Be the change you want to see, anon.

>>59760421
t. Not Important

cute

>>59759766
Canada is increasingly becoming more fascist unironically.

>>59760279
>>59760295
>>59760343
From my understanding she just hasn't been streaming while I haven't been able to watch anyway so I still fully support her.

Hating Trudeau and taxes seems to be playing it awfully safe.

>>59760242
Hi Jelly, we're mad at:
Shiina(not releasing the donothon animation)
Pippa(male collabs)
Dizzy(delayed member stream a day without telling anyone)
Ember(went to a buffet over the weekend)
Lumi(goslingbaiting)
Fishman(restricting NSFW on talents)
Airi(still working at a black company)
Erina(she died)
Miori(Phase enemy as of today)
Mozu(Made us look at her offcolored pee)
Demo_D(won't make youtube videos)
jong discord(grooming Pippa but not teaching her how to play better)
Kevin(doesn't make us threads)

I think that's about it for now

>>59760242
The thread's been pretty much unusable since Jelly's yab.

>>59755625
She doxxed her friends. End of story.

>>59760242
>>59760280

>>59759389
Elira "Vapenation" Pandora!!

>>59760619
Already refuted in this thread. It was prostitution without paying Sakana his cut.

>>59760685
quit making fun of her smell in every thread I post in rosebud!!!!!

[Airi News] She's teaching us about squatty potty.

Is big french fry botting her poll or do that many people cycle through the streams?

>>59760685
She vapes? I've been thinking about it.

I realized I'll probably have to endure another 50 years of this

>>59760812
It's just youtube numbers, this has been a thing for years

>>59760685
disgusting rosebuta! what are you doing here? you have betrayed wosemi! prepare to die!

>>59760812
That and there's also a lot of viewers that don't get counted by Youtube. The opposite happens on Twitch where it gets inflated slightly because of bots.

>>59760834
Bomb your workplace

Goodnight, /pcg/
I love Pippa platonically

>>59760812
People will use absolutely any excuse to avoid admitting YT CCV is broken.

Airi is so cute when she learns about new things

>>59760957
sleep well, lil bun

>>59760277
Ogey

>>59760389
Why doesn't the bigger president devour the smaller one?

>>59760975
So then numberfagging is impossible, how do they cope?

>>59760894
I mean living

>>59758179
>>59758241
My personal rrat is that yuri might be involved in leaking some stuff (to hylo who curiously brands herself as a vtuber manager now). It might not be a severe leak, maybe just talking to hylo about how phase conducts its operation(maybe as reference for hylo's current managerial position?) hence there is no further repercussion beyond termination. But leaking anything internal is a big no-no for any company. This for me also aligns with how in my eyes most talents treat Yuri as more of a disappointment than outright hating her (ie Kawaii's gen 3 case).

TLDR; Yuri leaked some minor stuff she think is ok to say to hylo (in her eyes to help hylo out) and got terminated

>>59760389
Gotta wait for the second american civil war to start so that everyone will be distracted.

>>59760957
nini capipi!

>>59760957
nini capipi

>>59761130
I think she got groomed by her mods and it was caught that she was doing IRL stuff with them.

>>59761186
TWAIN...

How come fishman doesn't do reruns of merch like dakis

I feel like I'm really confused about Nasa's schedule. Is the karaoke Wednesday at 1:30am or did I miss it?

>>59761130
>>59761186
That doesn’t explain why Panko said it would ruin her reputation.

Why hasn't there been a Remi and Jelly offcollab yet? Malaysia isn't that big.

>>59761358
jerry is racist and classist

This post will surely trigger the Pankophile!

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>59761341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx-mb0fmoDU

!elihpoknaP eht reggirt lliw tsop sihT

>>59761352
Getting groomed and meeting with the groomers wouldn't ruin a chuuba's reputation?

>>59761417
>>59761421
We're so fucking back.

>>59761295
Phase has had to grow too fast. They were still a small corpo by their first anniversary. They only started looking big once Pippa reached 100 K. So they don't have a fully fleshed supply chain.

>>59761417
>>59761421

>>59761458
>>59761466

>>59761130
>vtuber manager

>>59761352
Panko is ESL

>>59760957
Goodnight.

Dizzy plz

>>59761341
Nasa is auditioning for Phase on Thursday? Nice! I hope she gets in.

>>59761295
whatever company he works with for the first run of something probably wouldn't still be around by the time he'd get them to make the second run

>>59759270
1:30 AM Wednesday JST aka 4:30 PM Tuesday UTC

>>59761423
Some morning Nasa?
Nice.

>>59759124
I came full circle the irony wheel like 5 times already. Right now am back into posting "yay slay queen" simpy affirmations.

>>59761533
No way Sakana hires more JPs

>>59761529
>Israel
My knees....

>>59761529
nice

>>59761558
Meant to quote >>59761341 instead

>>59761428
Not if it's me.

>>59761352
Check what she actually said.

I wish a girl would think about me as much as Ember thinks about food

>>59761788
I would give her my cum

>>59761788
Ember you're not supposed to be giving me food, it's the other way around.

>>59761788

RATE THE WOLF
RATE THE TANGENTS
RATE THE INABILITY TO SAY ERECTION
RATE THE WORK STORIES
RATE THE STREAM

>>59761788
Rape.

>>59761788
why is she giving away food instead of eating it...? something must be horribly wrong with it

>>59761753
that's exactly what she said

>>59761352
Because no matter what they would say people would run with it into schizo conclusions.

>>59761788
8 hamburgers.

>>59761938
It isn't.

>>59761907
Man, she just be yapping, and i just be listenin'/10

>>59761938
no, you misquoted her. but, of course, you did that deliberately.

what am I supposed to watch now

Phase Friend Purin has ran into another string of bad luck.

>>59761529
Why are they eyes censored???

>>59761907
cute/10
fun, great zatsudan content/10
i only want to have sex with her more/10
some read like reddit but they were good for tangenting/10
10/10

>>59762054
I'm in the reflection

>>59762052
jesus christ, how the fuck is she so unlucky

>>59762052
I can save her

>>59762031
Phase friend Kirsche and Phase friend of a friend Sawa are streaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC3Msa1ubDQ

Would

>>59762031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENLR-b74cg

>>59762018
>>59761997
stop lying nanonigs

JELLY IS CUTE :D

>>59761907
I want her to poop on me after eating fast food

>>59762191
link the timestamp, you lying third-world monkey.

>>59762031
Phase friend Moomjelly is playing 2048
https://www.youtube.com/live/T35qQjDBVM0

>>59762031
Phase Gen 4, trust
https://www.youtube.com/live/cHEH6SZY1PY?si=ehX1unawlpVX0Iwd

>>59762122
>he just watches
grim

>>59762168
Oh fuck.
Team /pcg/ when?

>>59762052
>pray
God dislikes you that's just how it is sometimes.

Why is Lumi so nice and innocent?

>>59761907
Fantastic stream/10
There's gonna be like 10 parts to this

>>59761907
I love this wolf

>>59762217

Jigg?
Jong?
Juice?

>>59762220
>83 subscribers
I will give your stream a watch, femanon.

>>59762220
You finally linked your channel, Im proud of you

>>59762052
Can she be saved?

>>59762265
Good Christian girl