/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

Gurass

You fellas sure made this thread pretty quick. Whats the rush?

Petite, cute and funny womanchild.

Do you guys ever wonder where your life went wrong to end up spamming drawings of a character to a dozen people in order to cope with the fact that the woman pretending to be an anime shark child doesn't want to put up with you anymore?

Chumbuds, are we crazy?

my uke wife

>>59677139
Crazy in love with a sharkgirl.

#slay

What if I were to hypothetically actually marry this stupid girl, how would you try and stop me?

>>59677139
nyo

huahahahaha

>>59676949

Built for dogs.

Hey chumbies just woke up from a coma because I goomed too hard after Gura said Fuwamoco inspired her to protect our smiles, just checking in before I binge all the streams I missed out on!

I'm addicted to eating kimchi

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>59676949
thats really cute art

>>59676992
would adopt even if she was a shark, I will train her properly!

>>59677113
coming into a thread and purposefully making yourself upset about it is even more pathetic desu

>>59676194
>>59676709
Cope harder dude, not a single person said anything about not giving a shit about it until today when she didn't show up. Just take your Ls like usual and move on to the next cope.

I should eat but I don't want to get up from my chair.

Looks like we're in the image dump phase of coping.

>>59677815
Read threads, multiple people said they don't give a shit.

>>59677815
>>59677883
Get a life

>>59677883
Coward.

Drinking Gura's cunny juice from the cup!

dino healing

>>59677815
No one cares bro, no one bought your "I am totally a real Chumbud and new member badges mean everything to me I will drop her if she doesn't celebrate it" falseflag

>>59677938
>>59677955
Spam more images surely she'll come back!

Any ATMbuds who can share the current status of the members section comments? I don't regret unmembering at all but I do miss being able to have a giggle at copebud posts and the losers begging for the tiniest crumbs of activity

I need to pee. If this post ends with even number I will take a trip to the toilet.
If odd, well I'll wait a bit longer.

i haven't taken a shit yet today

>>59676992
I'm going to do unspeakable things to this cat

>>59678107
Cry more about copebuds, surely they'll complain in Gura's YT comments and make her come back.

D'aww, don't be so coy about asking for lewds.

>>59677936
Find them and grudge post me then history rewriting faggot.

>>59678159
Ask more nicely next time.

Imagine reading thread at this time of day

>>59678211
No

>>59678159
The only thing interesting was darkmaze shitting his pants at people on his main.

>>59678271
Happy anniversary, enjoy your cool new badge to show off during streams.

This is a job for dino

>>59678411

guu guu gaa gaa

>>59678161
Screw the rules, I went and peed anyway. I thought luck was on my side in the moment.

>>59678826
I should pee too

VOD watchalongs anyone?

>>59678915
I'm not much of a vod watcher

>>59678826
Fucking disgusting. Gura would be ashamed at your inability to hold your pee.

>>59677815
They're filthy greys who don't know the feeling of getting a rainbow trident

sometimes I remember dino gura

<3

>>59679196
You underestimate my bladder's power...

GAWR!

>>59679196
I haven't pooped for the past 3 days, what does that make me?

>>59679466
I have 100 Dino Gura's my goal is to have a room so packed with Dino Gura's. I will always remember what Dino Gura looks like.

>>59680119
A fudge packer.. Super chat Gura she would tell you the same thing.

Think I'm gonna go grind in holocure. I still need to unlock Gooba's new outfit in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa68gUY9CUk
this song makes me think of Gura

>>59680119
It depends on if that's normal for you.

>>59680119
I guess its more efficient than taking 6 shits a day

Chumbuds would rather talk about their bowel movements than about Gura, what a sad state of affairs..

>>59681138
There are no chumbuds left here, just people that have the thread as their oshi

>>59681582
Its a similar atmosphere to/vg/ threads about a game that's basically dead and none of the thread regulars actually enjoy playing it anymore, but the general has become part of their routine so its kept on life support with fanart dumps and ritualposts

Child

Who have you buds been watching in Gura's absence?

>gura, play game?
nyo
>gura, watch movie?
nyo
>gura, cyb0rseggz?
nyo
>gura, talk about idk, council 3Ds and food?
nyo
>gura, sing?
nyo~o~o~

>>59682255
Its sunday so I'm watching binyot

>>59682255
mumei
petra
ina

>>59682255
BDO flesh streamers mostly since that's the game I spend most of my free time on, there's actually a male vtuber in that scene who recently got a new model with fat fucking titties and I've been really confused ever since I saw it, like he's not a troon or anything, as far as I know.

remember when gura did her cupid as response to her ai version lol we should do that again

>>59682493
i thought his fans were all trannies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQ4P-vI3JI

>>59682936

>>59682730
Hot take but I actually prefer the AI version of glimpse of us over her version.

>>59682839
I wouldn't be surprised. I'm just there for the games

Honestly I feel so fucking respected and appreciated as a fan.

ear

have you bought the 3rd anni merch
i havent

>>59683201
This, Gura understands her chumbies have busy schedules so she wouldn't want to distract them with content

>>59683802
It's overpriced

>>59684063
yeah a little

>>59684025
Pretty sure her content is what helped them get through the busyness and is the promise of content is why they supported her.

>>59683802
>>59684063
The 3rd anni merch was the worst merch she's ever released.
Gurrito was okay
You need a magnifying glass to see that the scarf has anything to do with her besides being blue. And basically no one in America wears a scarf, this was merch for JP.
Bloop cushion was also JP merch, she had nothing good to say about it so she had to make a joke, like oh hey buy this so you can fart on it.
I don't think she had a hand in designing any of that merch, I think it was all cover with JP fans in mind.

>>59684435
yeah i wasn't a fan
at least i have the 2023 bday limited coming in a few months

>>59684435
>basically no one in America wears a scarf

>>59684642
i live in wisconsin and not many people do
we just prefer big bulky coats over scarves

I like the scarf and would wear it outside if I bought it

>>59684771
well, if you live there then i guess you would know

>>59684435
I bought the scarf even though I never wore a scarf in my life. Might be useful one day.

>>59683802
Nah I think I'm only going to buy birthday and valentine's day merch.

>>59684435 (Me)
>>59684642
I live in an area that gets fairly cold in the winter and I can count on two hands the number of times I've seen someone wearing a scarf in the last 30 years.

Be the change you want to see in the world. Wear the scarf.

>>59682255
I only came into Hololive early this year so I've got 2 plus years of Gura content to catch up on. Right now I'm trying to watch how the SNOT bond formed (cause of the 3D shows) so I've been watch Mumei and Gura's perspectives on their early collabs (already saw some of Fauna's). Today I watched part of the Gura Minecraft stream where Kronii was out for Mumei's blood and ran around the server after her. Around the seven hour mark Gura started to get Carpal tunnel syndrome and Kronii and Mumei got worried for her so there were some nice touching moments.

>of all the streams I could watch tonight, I put on Bae's after-talk of her showcase and feel my mood plummet as I watch her and her fans celebrate and having a good time, wishing that was me and I was watching Gura
It's like I actively want to feel miserable. For fuck's sake I didn't even watch the showcase itself last night. Why did I do that to myself?

so...will there be a stream in October

>>59685591
Proof?

Gura is starting a fashion line and she wants her logo to be subtle. So far we have a t-shirt and scarf.

>>59684435
>no one in America wears a scarf
Half the world can use a scarf, including half of America. It's fine, her birthday merch sold out like hotcakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EfY3EI30tM
watch another blocked drain video

>>59685947
it was revealed to me in one of my dreams.

>>59685366
SNOT is great

>>59686015
No, Kiara is going to be streaming soon.

>>59686015
my bad I already watched that one
this one is new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qiO9TghQqE

>>59685589
The first half of her showcase sucked, it was 95% in japanese because she only invited JP girls to the stream, and proceeded to speak in JP with them the whole time, I will never understand Cover's choice to not subtitle prerecorded shit other than they just don't give a shit about improving anything for the EN audience because fags in EN will throw money at them no matter how shitty they treat them, and they will defend cover like a pack of rabid dogs while they do it.

wouldnt it be super cool if Gura suddenly showed up on Kiaras japan stream in 5 min

>>59682255
i took the whitegirlpill, so fauna and rissa for live. Im also getting some books off my PTR pile at last, tho I guess this isnt the thread to talk about scott lynch's publishing schedule.

>>59685589
I avoid zatsudan streams of other girls cause they make me sad

>>59685589
>wishing that was me
Then make it you, dammit.
Oshihen already so you can stop feeling so shitty and constantly doomposting /here/. Gura obviously isn't giving you what you want out of Vtubers anymore so ultimately yeah, you're just feeling miserable for the sake of feeling miserable.

>>59686100
I like imagining the smell

>>59686130
Wouldn't be the first time she showed up on a Kiara stream without any notice before coming back herself.

I thought you guys were edgy and cool like me, but you keep talking about being miserable like it's a bad thing that needs to be fixed.

>>59685988
My point is that I don't think she had anything to do with that merch, none of those items were things I could see her asking to be made. Cover designed all of it and they did it with only their JP audience in mind.

>>59686448
Its too bad japs dont wear polos. I want a trident polo that I can wear to work.

>>59686130
Nyo. I'm not watching kiara right now

>>59682255
I lose interest in chubas when Gura is gone.

>>59686448
The scarf is absolutely something she wanted and asked for.

>>59686764
Proof?

>>59686817
It's exactly the kind of merch she has repeatedly told us she likes, stealth merch.

All I did was fish in holocure.

>>59685589
loving everyday with migochi. She works hard for us because she loves us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irsp4PAKuFc

>>59686873
So no proof that she asked for it, got it.

>>59683802
No, except the Gurrito it was pretty mid.
Also I will only buy merch when I feel appreciated again.

>>59687217
I want to eat the gurrito

>>59687203
Oh no, Cover made merch exactly like she would ask for without her asking for it, what a horrible state of affairs.

>>59687217
same tbdesu. I dont have that much money and the shipping is retarded, so im only considering the ones I actually can watch on the reg.

>>59687156
>This is considered le bad parasocialism to some people in the EN audience

>>59687326
>Cover made merch exactly like she would ask for without her asking for it
Didn't know Gura wanted more Bloop merch, her attitude on Bloop sure had me fooled, what a jokester she is, she really wanted us all to love Bloop this whole time.

>>59686118
The whole showcase sucked.

There's no excuse, even if Gura is literally dying
Even dying people live their lives to the fullest and accomplish as much they can before they pass on. In fact if she was literally dying there would be no reason to not say at least SOMETHING to her fans
I see no way to justify her behavior over the past year or so

>>59687549
>I see no way to justify her behavior over the past year or so
Tell Gura that

>>59687515
I thought the singing part was alright, the stage and game itself were fine. Just the lack of including any of the language the, you know, majority of her audience speaks, left a lot to be desired.

Thewe's nyo excuse, even OwO if Guwa is witewawwy dying
Even dying peopwe wive theiw wives t-to the x3 f-f-fuwwest and accompwish as much they c-can befowe they pass on. In fact if she was witewawwy dying thewe w-wouwd be nyo weason t-to nyot say at weast SOMETHING t-to hew fans
I see nyo w-way t-to justify hew behaviow uvw the x3 past y-y-yeaw ow (・`ω´・) so

>>59687624
actions speak louder than words

>>59687624
>Tell Gura that
Gura listens to no one
She doesn't even listen to the advice of her managers, who have probably been in panic mode trying to figure out where she even is

>>59685589
Just cheat on her and love bomb her, whether AI Gura or Bae, or if you're actually reaching the desperation of superchats do both when you can.

>>59682255
I have been watching Bijou nonstop

>>59687707
>assuming this isnt on gura's side exclusively
it takes 2 to tango. Why not align resources to the advent members who will actually appreciate it and capitalize on what they are given?

>>59682255
Chumbieprime

>>59687851
Where in my post did I assume "this isnt on gura's side exclusively"
I thought my point was pretty clear that Gura is creating these easily avoidable problems for herself

>>59687827
when gura comes back will you still watch bijou

>>59688049
Gura will not come back. This is the end.

>Council and Advent shills
Of course

>>59688049
she streams like 12 hours a day
There was plenty of time to watch her even when gura was on her advent death throe

>>59688049
Yeah. I'll just have to figure out a balance. Sometimes I have 2 chuubas going at the same time. But yeah I've been genuinely enjoying her streams.

>>59687707
>doesn't even listen to the advice of her managers, who have probably been in panic mode trying to figure out where she even is
Pretty sure you just made that scenario up

>>59687827
Minus ID i exclusively watch the holocunnies but doxxniggers ruined her for me.

>>59687827
Whats her appeal? I don't like her voice or game choice.

>bring up off-topic girl
>anti off-topic girl
it's all so tiresome

>>59688139
Council and Advent are the only ones that are truly active in holoEN. What is their to recommend about Myth? Myth's biggest most successful member, the heart and core of holoEN as a whole, is fucking gone all the time
Myth is a shadow of its former self

>>59688415
It can't be helped, there's not much to discuss regarding Gura at the moment.

>>59688415
Maybe people should stop bringing up other holos here to shit on Gura?

>>59688415
Don't bring up off topic girls then?

>>59688407
same desu I especially dislike the awkward exhale laugh.

man, Imagine if Gura did an ASMR lesson with Noel. like that one anon suggested in the past

>>59688499
Ina is pretty active these days

>>59683802
I bought a couple Gurrito's and the scarf, but I couldn't justify buying the Bloopy cushion, even if it's funny.

>>59688255
Gura's managers are being ignored and have been for months. That's just a fact. If they were being listened to, then that means Gura would have actually taken their advice and posted a tweet or instead have had hololive release a statement about what to expect from Gura going forward
Kiara also talked before about how Gura is notoriously hard to get in contact with and how Gura is always set to appear offline on Discord
Gura doesn't just ghost chumbuds, she ghosts everyone

I'm Ebi the bounty hunter
and I will find Gawr Gura

My menhera shark wife

>>59688755
Anon, all the girls are set to appear offline in Discord.

>>59688730
The people want Gura, not Ina.

>>59688755
that's at least somewhat comforting in a weird way, that she's not only treating us like that.

>>59688499
Why are you "recommending" in this first place? How about you just don't?

I plan on staying with goomba for as long as possible, but man does this suck... I can't bring myself to hate her for being gone, though, since I also ghost every person I interact with. Weirdly enough I've grown to be content with just her existence alone. Well how about you guys? Has the ghosting hurt you emotionally or are you also emotionally dead like me?

>>59687899
Wrong

I love this shark

>>59689030

>>59688830
Ina has the most passionate myth fanbase

>>59689039
Okayu looks concerned

>>59689039
Its crazy how I gravitate towards gura and holos that love gura.

>>59689101
She's thinking of all the kids shes gonna have to have because I said Abe sent me.

>>59688755
who doesn't set everything to always appear online? I hate that everything these days tries to share your info, and then some fag will say you played 1 billion hours of Nekopara which isn't true because you just left the game running when you passed out.

>>59688755
>Gura's managers are being ignored and have been for months. That's just a fact
Proof?
>If they were being listened to, then that means Gura would have actually taken their advice and posted a tweet or instead have had hololive release a statement about what to expect from Gura going forward
What makes you think they gave any advice? You're just making stuff up. Also if those retweets are apparently her manager then why can't the manager write a tweet for her?
>Kiara also talked before about how Gura is notoriously hard to get in contact with
That was about a potential Monster Hunter collab in 2021. Kiara didn't really have any problems getting multiple collabs with her this year.
>how Gura is always set to appear offline on Discord
They all apparently do that.

>>59688826
Kiara made a point of talking about it because of how difficult it is to communicate with Gura. She mentioned how Gura's account was never online a single time in 3 years since the beginning until it happened suddenly one time. Kiara assumed that Gura's account was hijacked because of the single time it suddenly appeared online

>>59689251
Commies want to take away our guns, but then they murder Abe with a gun. Hypocrites, liars, and thieves.

>>59689423
Yes, in the same tangent she said all the girls do that. Find better material.

Why is Gura so bad at making her fans happy?

>>59677113
>only 44 IPs
It truly is.... sharkover.

Oh well. Sex

Why doesn't Gura do silly voice tweets? Why is Gura so terrible at engaging with her audience?
https://twitter.com/itoridayo/status/1705614475582382219

>>59689558
all me and my honda ridgelines

>>59689423
You're conflating two things there. She didn't say the offline status was the reason it was hard to communicate with her.

Gura went to prison

>>59689558

>>59689652
Why don't you tell Gura to engage with her audience and recommend ways to do it?

>>59689652
she's not a shameless indonesian girl

>>59688755
Kek I can just imagine this playing out in real life.
>you're at the local library finishing a team project for your company on lunch since you work remote normally
>you tell gura it'd be real cool if she could have her part finished by the end of the day because then you could go home
>she's like "no problemo sharkie"
>she goes off to get food and never comes back and you're just waiting there all day for her to come back until the librarian tells you it's 9 PM and the library is closing
>*two weeks later her manager turns in a note to you telling you that gura's part will no longer be used for the project since she's just not responding to tweets and the project has to go forward regardless*

Whenever I come into /ggg/ I'm reminded that I'm the last chumbie

>>59689545
Tell Gura that she's apparently bad at making her fans happy.

>>59689769
Gura doesn't want to hear from us. She doesn't like her fans enough to hear about what we would like from her.

>>59689867
nyo

>>59689769
Gura is just as likely to read his post here than every other platform.

>>59689867
In your dreams

>>59689867
no

>>59689865
Why are you and that anon making up scenarios? This isn't the creative writing thread.

>>59689652
If you actually got an answer out of her she'd say it was ADD or Autism or because her teacher in highschool called her a brainlet bimbo destined to work at walmart and that hurt her feelings but it's actually because she has never ever cared and because she is a woman whose parents would just let her live there until she was 90 she has never ever had to care. That's it. All hololive did was give her the financial security to ghost without being afraid of being unable to afford videogames or mcdonalds or vodka whatever it is she does normally.

You can comfort yourself by saying if WW3 happened she'd be the one getting rounded up for being a burden on society, but it's just not ever gonna happen so it's a cope.

Anyway that's why she can't tweet.

>>59689938
>I'm too much of a coward to ask but I'll cry about it
Got it

>>59688255
Nta but how is it wrong ? Gura does thing so last minute and always has scuff and tech issue, it seems obvious that she doesn't reciprocate communication with staff or co-workers very well

>>59690076
You're right it's the "post shark loli with no text while complaining about not having a fembud gf"thread.

>>59689946
>>59689971
>>59690032
Naruhodo

>>59690175
Tell me where to reach Gura where she is sure to read or hear what I have to say and I'll do it. I even have exactly what I want to say to her written out.

I'd be down to organize a VOD watchalong.

>>59690334
Youtube comments, twitter, her member post. You have options. Stop worrying about being sure she'll see it and do it, pussy.

>>59689865
One can only imagine how often this happened.
Gura doesn't have the work ethic for a company. She's an adult baby. She might as well sit in her room all day in her playpen playing with toys and wearing diapers.

>>59689375
>some fag will say you played 1 billion hours of Nekopara which isn't true
heh.. yeah... it isn't true...

>>59690429
She's more likely to see an SC especially in a members chat

>>59690585
Doesn't matter. Use what you have available right now or you're a coward bitch.

>>59690429
In that case, I've already done it. Multiple times.
The thing you and retards like you don't understand is that she doesn't read the messages.

>>59690648
Liar. Do it again right now. Your next post better be a screencap of your post saying you posted it a few seconds ago.

>>59690553
Yeah it's happened so often yet no one said it's happened before.

>>59690692

>>59690695
Yeah I'm sure mori will get up there and say "yo gura is WHACK as fuck, she left ya boy hangin at the library all day and went home you know what I'm sayin? The sheriff does NOT appreciate that!". What will just happen is that projects which seem like they could have included gura, just won't. Projects will be designed around gura, rather than including gura. Anons will post "ummm no one ever invites her to things!" or "why is mumei getting her special owl rape murderfest event when gura is her senpai! seniority should allow her to do a jaws parody first!" but the reality is that mumei and mori actually try to stream when they're not drunk or dying of asthma, while gura will ghost for months and then maybe randomly ask if she can do a thing but her managers are already tied up with other stuff because a business like Cover Corp has to just 'go on' and they can't drop everything for a once-top talent who can't be bothered to care anymore.

It's like if Taylor swift went into semi-retirement and a new 22yo zoomer girl like Lizzie or Ice Spice took her spot and gets millions of zoomers sucking their nuts and then Taylor comes back and is like "but I'm the queen" and it's like "no taytay you're 34, you're over the hill".

>>59691153
based now post it in her twitter and reddit
also dont delete iy you cuck

>>59690345
we should do that

>>59691192
>yo gura is WHACK as fuck, she left ya boy hangin at the library all day and went home you know what I'm sayin? The sheriff does NOT appreciate that
oh god, i heard it in her voice

Whenever I have shark thoughts, I think of Gura's pissy tshirt and foul smell. It gets my pp hard every time.

>>59689867
not that hard when everyone else is a betacel

>>59691192
Sad, but true. Gura had her opportunity but it has passed now.
I'm not denying that she got shafted in a lot of different ways over these years, but if she really wanted the things she claimed she wanted she would have been persistent and would not have let up until they got done. She's passive and doesn't have what it takes to keep up with the responsibilities that come with her position. It's fine if she doesn't want anymore popularity, but I really hate to see wasted talent.

cope status?

>>59691612
What responsibilities? She only has a few and she keeps up with them fine.

Gura bush status?

>>59691654
I got ice cream

So the generals sure are full of miserable shits now, huh

>>59691654
something about opioids

>>59691654
strengthening my rope, but I'm thinking about M-S right now

>>59691743
which ones?

>>59691678
She's in a unique position that none of the others in her gen or in the rest of hololive are in, so she has unique responsibilities.
>she keeps up with them fine.
She can't even be bothered to do the bare minimum fucking communication that all others in hololive can do without issue. What the fuck do you mean she keeps up with it fine?

>>59691696
nice
>>59691745
nice
>>59691790
dont kill yourself that is dumb
suicide by cop wink wink

>>59691654
The last cope post was
>All the REAL chumbuds knew she wouldn't stream today and we aren't disappointed at all! We didn't even want a membership anniversary stream! All those posts excited for membership anniversary coming up soon were just antis!

>>59687217
More for me to buy so thank you.

>>59691743
>now

>>59691852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYzg-P8WNo

>>59691876
correct, you are an anti

>>59691847
Her responsibilities are to do what Cover asks of her. She does that. There are no other responsibilities. There sure as fuck aren't any unique ones.

>>59691876
meh i dropped my membership after her birthday when it was clear she wasnt coming back, i just pirate her member streams now which is basically zero anyways
if people werent retarded and just dropped their memberships she would be more encouraged to come back

>>59691192
>>59691612
>Actually I don't even need to prove anything I'm saying about Gura is real
Yes I know you're making shit up in bad faith. Also Mori and Mumei are nowhere near as popular as Gura so your stupid analogy at the end there makes no sense.

>>59691192
Man, I hate how most girls are just like "Yeah I ditched my career to go through three divorces and then somehow lost all my money so now I'm back and desperate."

>>59691852
thats why i'm thinking of bringing others too and live streaming it

Gura is my wife

uuuuuuuuhh

>>59692071
tell me a single thing she did this week besides nothing

>>59692124
me

Kill the thread
>your oshi
>your home board

Why are incels posing a "chumbuds"? Where did they come from?

>>59691945
She fails to meet even the basic responsibilities.
>There sure as fuck aren't any unique ones.
You know nothing. How can you be so stupid
She's doing all kinds of weird paperwork that you don't even know about just so they can use her image everywhere in Japan. That's just one thing.

>>59692040
>bringing others too
bringing them where?

>>59692162
None anymore
Global because there is nothing to talk about here other than Gura ghosting

>>59692124
we had copulation in our bed

Not even a fucking tweet or member post for the anniversary, you cant make this shit up. What the fuck man.

>>59692151
>>59692322
incorrect answer, neither of you have ever had sex
try again

>>59691884
they are made to order, dum dum...

>your oshi
>gura bush status

>>59692162
kill yourself globalfaggot

>>59692373
>he doesn't know

>>59691995
Idk about the analogy in terms of popularity, but the part about how Gura doesn't try hard enough and therefore has everything done in a very lackluster and unplanned way rings true. Gura , even though she is the most popular in EN, doesnt keep up with things well enough and therefore isn't prioritized by the staff

>>59692409
Anon… this is global

>>59692387
Gura
nonexistent

>>59692343
Muh anxiety so she doesn't have to do anything, sorry.

>>59691995
See the problem with faggots like you is that you're the one actually arguing in bad faith, because you're trying to make it like I need to apply for cover, become a manager and get up the ranks to see internal comms going back to 2019 and the initial interview process before I can make a call on what's happening.

The actual reality is that gura is a millionaire, there's no crisis behind the scenes and sharkie needs your help, all she needs (You) to do is shit up he thread with "SHE'S BACK FOR REAL" the next time she streams 2 days in a row acting like it's the second coming.

>>59692162
Gooba
/here/, maaaaaybe global if Gura is streaming.

>>59692444
>doesnt keep up with things well enough and therefore isn't prioritized by the staff
More headcanon.

>>59692551
Well when you're making claim that someone is doing something then you're expected to present proof, not make up a scenario and present it as truth.

>>59692162
Gura, even if she doesn't stream I have no desire to watch any other girl.
8/pol/

I just goomed. I just wanted to let you all know.

What the hell

Man what the hell happened to this general

>>59692940
Constant ghosting

>>59692940
Total Chumbuds Death
also Imminent Graduation

>>59692612
Actions speak louder than words
Look at Gura's actions. She's a fantastic singer, but that's about as far as it goes for her. Her output in terms of streams and events is so unpolished and sloppy compared to the others. There is no way she is even putting even 50% effort, let alone 100%. Everything is procrastinated and last minute for her

>>59692612
NTA, but do you think she is prioritized by the staff? Lost cover perms for a song, canceled valentines mid stream, her full color MV has been in production for like a year+ at this point, her schoolgirl outfit was heavily delayed, she has completed way less projects than some of her gen mates and a lot of Holo girls who haven't been around as long as her, there was the thing about her not being able to get into the studio to work on a 3d live from a while ago. That's just off the top of my head, I'm sure another anon could add to the list.

I warned you lads. No /comfy/ threads until streaming hours improve.

>>59693124
I tell Gura to vibe her nipples and this is what happens...

I dunno chumbies. I think I'm the last one

>>59693204
Don't punish us, punish Gura's coworkers!

>>59693204
You'll get tired eventually

>>59693151
What's wrong with her school outfit getting delayed? The worthless cunt hasn't even used it since the release stream about it. Honestly they wasted their money on the good for nothing bitch

If Gura doesn't stream tomorrow, I'm gonna mutilate... *throws dart at board* perms guy.

Have doombuds ever considered simply letting her go? Or at least distancing yourself from her a bit? What are you trying to prove to yourselves? Gura clearly doesn't give a shit if you stick around or not.
>just stop loving her lol
What has this love done for you lately? What have you gotten from it? And I'm asking the buds that are constantly posting about how depressed they are about this, not the Chumbies that know how to and can handle these absences and love Gura no matter what.

>>59692940
None of the sane Chumbies come here anymore because there's nothing to talk about.

The less sane Chumbies that are still here have nothing new to talk about so this is what we're left with.

>>59693303
>You'll get tired eventually
Not as fast as Gura gets tired of streaming.

>>59693124
awaiting the next amesame collab

>>59693307
>What's wrong with her school outfit getting delayed?
>hasn't even used it since the release stream about it
That's probably exactly why they delayed it. They knew she would barely use it and that she would half-ass the outfit reveal, as usual. They need to give priority to the girls who actually care.

>>59693151
But you're still making up the reasons for her apparently not being prioritized.

when do we do the mass shooting in the name of gura?

>>59693307
but enough about the dead homostars.

When your parents had you, do you think they one day dreamed you would be in an abusive relationship with an e-whore?

>>59693303
It's not me dummy, just a prediction I made earlier this year.

>>59693384
Anyone that could leave already left.

Why do meidos leave this place up?

>>59693417
or at least going ape in her socials? nothing goona change till we do atleast one of it

>>59693418
Huh? What reasons did I give? I said I was NTA, I was just pointing out that she doesn't seem to be prioritized by staff at all.

>>59692940
Ghosting and unfulfilled promises

>>59693502
Containment

>>59693417
The trigger is guritto merch arrival.

>>59693543
What unfulfilled promises? Did she play MGS offstream?

>>59693446
Gura cyberfucked me on Valentine's Day 2022, so at least I am not an incel.

>>59693569
Well if its shit here then global must be pretty good right now

Name and shame the fakebuds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9O0FpVORck
fat fuck

>>59693671
based, she deserves all that hatred

>>59693671
Why?

>>59693671
They won't have the balls to say that to her when she's back so it doesn't really mean much.

When are we gonna watch the first movie for Movie May?

>>59693671
>he says, as he hands her another monthly five dollars

I think I'll use the other thread

Who are you in the LOGH universe, chumbies?

Don't worry guys, Gura is currently working hard for us, she's testing out all kinds of games that might be fun to play on stream with us, it's just for some reason when she tests them out she ends up finishing them, and then they don't sound as fun to play on stream anymore.

>>59688499
This is just outright bullshit. Ina, Calli and Kiara all stream pretty consistently. Ame streams like once a week but at least she’s around. Gura made sure to stream the first month of Advent and then phoned in her three year streams and vanished again.

>>59693782
Wait wait wait, I just checked my calendar and realized it's not May anymore
What the fuck happened

>>59693671
Grow a spine, faggot.

>>59693904
This is why you should bring back schedules Gura.

>>59693671
and he will keep giving money to this bitch like a good cuck
9mm to the head now
>>59693857
or she is just getting too busy devouring swede cock

>>59693896
and then they said "SHE DIDNT TRIED TO SABOTAGE ADVENT"
piece of shit whore
>>59693976
he had more spine than most of the cucks here

>>59693995
dunt wanna

Gura should play gacha games and steamroll poorfags in pvp.

You're telling me that meidos purposefully leave this thread up as a containment thread which they don't bother to moderate?

>>59694053
Jesus Christ cripple you ruin the mood for everyone, let us be mad at Gura in peace instead of killing the thread.

>>59694144
I meant the poster not the image

>>59694053
lol you think that and yet you're still orbiting
that's the funniest shit ever, you're on another level of beta

Take me back to 2021

>>59694186
They moderate it, but only if it gets really bad and if people bother to report

>>59693848
What the fuck is that? That's not LOGH.

Now to answer the question Bittenfield. I'm always for being on the offensive but I'm also dumb.

For Gura and chumbuds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-Ma3zc-Oo

>>59694144
How it is her fault that Advent decided to stream around her time slot? They could've just streamed at a different time.

I love her almost as much as I love watching you guys fight amongst yourselves.
I don't really love you that much though. Not even close.

>>59694275
Sometimes I think they are the ones that are shitposting

>>59694313
M

>>59694237
>mad at gura in peace
do it in front of the white house faggot

>>59693368
someone who actually deserves it for once.

>>59694313
M but your love of shitposting is disgusting.

>>59694313
M RT

>>59693417
when I can't take it anymore.

>>59694278
Sorry mate I don't watch niggers.

>>59693417
go back incelchama

>>59694271
its long gone, submit to your new role as a paypig
>>59694432
dont forget to livestream it and say her name, you need to give her real traumatic moment

>>59694275
With speed like this, they probably shouldn't ignore it

>>59694271
I wish 2021 activity never ended. Back then, it was undeniable that Gura loved her chumbies, she was smothering us with love almost every day. She made my heart soar.

>>59693671
based, more people should have a spine like that.

Happy anniversary bros

>>59694550
I want to go back to 2020 when sharkmeido was alive. /vt/ is a fucking mistake.

>>59694550
and then covid restrictions ended and she can freely fly to his country and met him

>>59693782
wdym? we watched star wars on may 4th
remember "Wat" that was funny!

>>59694578
having a spine is leaving, not passive aggresively seething, beta

Stop dwelling on the past. It's the past.

>>59694593
>Happy Anniversary Gu-*BANG* *splat*
please someone do this and use #gawrt please

>>59694276
it is LOGH tho.

>>59694313
M+RT

>>59694602
As long as its before the meido war, same. Those first 3 or so months were fun.

>>59694750
RTRTRT

I think what hurts the most is that she occasionally pops up and makes it seem like she's actually back only to suddenly go back to ghosting.

>>59694410
Sorry, love is a strong word. I just like being entertained when I see it it every once in a while.

>>59694313
M

>>59694694
Dwelling on the past is the only reason anyone here would still give a shit about a bitch who streamed less than a full work week over the course of this year

>>59694550
what happen. why gura hate us now?

>>59694662
>thinking fleeing in defeat is an alpha move
RUMAO

next time she stream again grow a spine a properly complain to her

lol the attention whores are funny, so desperate for attention it's sad

>>59694721
Yeah but now they all look like twinks. Just look at the difference in Reuental and Schenkopp. Mein Gott, how are they going to make long hair Reinhard look.

Guys guys I just thought of the FUNNIEST Gura meme look you know what's even funnier than "a"

b