/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

4chan be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZoLkTnnin8

I really really love this spidor

I love you Dizzy!

i love my girlfriend and she loves me!

https://twitter.com/MatsuroMeru/status/1708537384772493517
Another kino looking Meru scheddy

https://x.com/MioriMerch/status/1708533951273591135?s=20
IT'S OVER
https://x.com/MioriMerch/status/1708533953764950489?s=20
maybe not

Peo has her 1 year anniversary in one week from now on 8th/7th October depending on your timezone.

>>59657200
FREEEEEEEEEEED-FUCK
Jokes aside, the merch stuff seems to have calmed down a lot so I might actually order now. A gut feeling told me to skip the first round and I'm kind of glad I listened.

>>59656939
Adorable Meru

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new fungal mass speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Inhale spores if you have to. That is my advice. Become mold, yeah, just become mold. Just throw away your pride and become one with the mold.
Thank you for your attention.

https://twitter.com/MioriMerch/status/1708542177817821595

>>59657020
>Monkey Puncher
wtf Meru

>>59658862
Meru FUCKING HATES Jelly Hoshiumi for taking over Moon Jelly's life

I miss my boyfriend.

I miss Ami...

I miss Mio...

[Ember news]
She'll be a bit late
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1708556535197008363

>>59660507
Ember...

>>59657837
This quote never fails to amuse me. What was the original context? Slug predates me on this general. Pun not intended.

>>59660903
If I'm remembering right, Ember (Kallin at the time) was naming characters in game (that beaver city sim game) after chat. Chat suggested she charge money to do that, but she initially refused saying it didn't feel right.
Then Urara said that, and she started charging $5 to rename a beaver.

heleo gm today i feed ember !!!

>forever 18+1(+1) years old

Hello, I hope your weekend is going along smoothly. I love my sweet spidermom. I'm glad she could get some rest so she can come back stronger and beat me into a pulp. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>59660903
Ember was showing off Ember assets (for free) and was about to reveal the new name too until Urara convinced her to donobait by playing hangman with chat with guesses being donos. Which was based by the way

>>59661716
It might have been the beaver stream, I don't remember that one. This was definitely from the first Ember asset stream though.

>>59661258
>O-chan sad because she aged from 12 to 20 in one day

[Good news]
Ember is home

Ember Faster Than Light
https://youtu.be/XaobLg8S0Tc

>>59661109
>>59661716
>>59661833
It was definitely from the Ember reveal stream

God I love Ember!

I like Ember messing with her hair color, I wish more vtubers would do it. Miori Blanco is great too.

>What are you, a faggot?
Damn Ember chill

i'm gonna be honest lisa's emotes could use an overhaul

Blember...
Octember...

That was a short run

>>59662899
RNG is not being kind today

[Ember news]
She gives good hugs (like a venus fly trap or an anaconda)

Ember would give the perfect hugs..

>diamond pushups
Those ain't easy, nice

I think Ember would've made a good snekgirl

>>59663370
I'm gonna try them once the streams over

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

Benis :DDDDD

Yes, Ember... slurp that juice box...

>I can't stop thinking about how Dizzy found maggots in her panty drawer

It sounds like spider-mom is having a nice day I am glad.

[Ember news] She defies the will of Mother Mold.

>>59664309
>>"Maybe she pooped her pants, forgot about it and put them back."
>No! She's not THAT gross.
Damned by faint praise...

>Ember's parents call her Mousey
That's adorable actually

Ember sounds like she's a few steps away from drinking the blood of virgin maidens.

>>59664650
Well now she's talking about bathing in the blood of young women.

>>59664331
Mom's so busy having a good day she doesn't even notice all the buckos in her hair sneaking along for the ride

>>59664745
I like how she's convinced this was a common part of the culture of old European royalty and not just something one woman was rumoured to have done

Bread stream at 6pm (lie)
https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1708564759321456904

>>59665172
kek

>>59664876
She probably saw Hostel 2 where that situation plays out as well, except Ember would bathe in the blood of skinny girls to lessen the impact of her calorie consumption

>>59665476
Possible sheep guerrilla later too
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1708584530481996120

Yeah...pandas.

>Fuck the Alamo!
mbmbmer....

>>59665779
Fuck them pandas

She's such a fucking doofus, I love her

It has been zero streams since Ember mentioned wanting to get abducted by aliens and also gay sex

Another Ember stream, another day of talking about male buttsex.

>>59666794
Ember wants to go back to the good old days of the Roman Empire where men just went at each other like oiled animals and no one thought it was weird

UUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER ALREADY

>Pretend you'll miss me when I'm gone
>Tell me what I want to hear

[Good news]
Ember will eat beef jerky

Don't make promises you can't meet, Ember.

uuuuuu I miss Purin

The face of someone about to eat an entire bag of beef jerky meant for 3 people

Precious sleepy sheep
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1708585811644707061

Lisa's thinking of a guerilla, she's full of sheepy energy

>>59664791
Cute! She would love art like that. She's so sweet.

Sheep Live

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1708601977599558015

https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

>>59669182
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIkafuji LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsa

>>59669182
Oh my god it's Chai's owner!!!

>>59663543 (me)
I managed five

Mio Love!

I wish I was the bug that got to bite Lisa's butt...

[Good news]
Lisa is eating

Squeezable and milkable

>>59669907
Now you make them a habit.

>>59668257
The 2.0 debut and all of the stuff surrounding it was probably a massive weight off of her shoulders, hopefully she'll be full of sheepy energy more often for the foreseeable future

>Lisa has to eat hot chips with chopsticks because she always accidentally rubs her eyes if she uses her hands
Lisa...

Donothon?

I want to spoil Lisa with meat

>>59670891
She's been talking about doing one for a while

>I don't like getting up before 10AM
>It's boring, there's nothing to do, and I'm tired by 4PM
I didn't realize Lisa was literally me

>Has to plan the donothon around Mamafuji
>"Hopefully she'll be respectful"
Hopefully...

>Gets scared by her own hair
I love Lisa

She's gnot a goat
She's gnot a gdragon

[Lisa news]
She loves being stupid

>>59671494
She's just a silly little sheep

Chai...

>Barges in
>Startles your sheep
>Refuses to explain
>Leaves

Cute panicking sheepy

Meru's getting Parasocial
https://youtu.be/F-i126yqpTY

A glimpse at Lisa's desktop

I love O-chan

Reverberuru...

>>59662596
Lisa needs a Chai emote badly

CHAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII

>Dono goal is your name on an egg for Chai
MY WALLET IS EMPTY

Meru is sillier than usual today

Lisa going straight to Juna for donothon advice is really funny, Idol is truly the donothon corpo

>>59672671
>The laugh at the end of the light bowgun one
>The switch axe one
I love her so much

>>59673880
If Juna helps Lisa earn millions of dollars through her donothon expertise I will kneel to the cunny corp

>Lisa only eating ONE (1) Oreo because Mamafuji might get upset if she takes too many

>>59674005
and then she ends it with ToT bratty art, she's the best

Meru's getting into this

The Dizzy stream isn't happening is it...

>Lisa gets some of her lip gloss on one of the OffKai cards
>"Sorry, I won't give that one out, it's yucky"
It's over...

I love Meru but I hate Chilla Shart games

Is this the S-Train game?

>>59674774
I don't mind them most of the time but this one's pretty boring even by their usual standards, I don't blame Dizzy for giving up on it when she played. At least Meru seems like she's having a good time goofing around.

Mamafuji DISAPPROVAL

[Shocking news]
Lisa is hungry

lisa dun scalped peppa the pig coomer

>>59661152
I hope you're prepared to cook

>I'm going to spread my wings and fly!
MERU YES
>I'm going to become a salary woman!
MERU NO

>>59675062
yeah, watching Meru being so into it is worth it

>I'm not overreacting, am I?
You are, Meru. But that's what is making this absurd and funny to the level of parody.

Meru...

Pretty sure Meru actually glitched out this kusoge.

Sheepy working on her donothon goals

>>59679103
That she had to specify that the skeb is SFW implies she considered, even if for a second, putting a NSFW skeb goal as well

bread
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>59680029
>That she had to specify that the skeb is SFW implies she considered, even if for a second, putting a NSFW skeb goal as well
or she just didn't want to get donors hopes up

So, no Dizzy?
https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1708646098536190199

>>59662596
how come she has so few emotes? I see a good enough amount of members
are they just low-priority for her?

>>59681533
AMY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Chonkafuji Lisa

Yuuna News:
She wants you to pee for her

I have ordered my sheepy hoodie
why haven't you?

[Meru News]
She toots and snores in her sleep.

That's not what that means at all you dumbass Jap.

>>59684846
may as well mean that, for most people who use that word, sadly

Airi and Mio duet this friday

How much do you want to bet that Maria and Haewon are debuting in the next Pixel gen?

>>59686579
Why would you do that to Pixellink?

Spidor schedule

Meru cool and cute

>>59686930
no spooder tomorrow...

>>59686930
>monday off
I know she needs to rest but the thread suicide revolver is looking mighty tempting while I miss her.

So did Dizzy die or what

>>59686930
Crystalis is some good shit

yuuna says she dont enabling her parents this time so it will be at least a month before she goes back to buying things for them like she always does

>>59684846
that is what it sort of means now because thats how vtubers an online people have used it. despite blindy defending a vtuber no matter what is a textbox example of being parasocial

>>59687582
So it's the "literally" situation?

>>59687435
Wonder how her sugar daddy feels every time he finds out his money went towards buying her mom a $3000 purse.

>>59687652
yes or for more recent examples its like how body positive turned from helping disfigured people helping fat people or how incel went from angry virgins to angry right winged people

>>59687767
>sugar daddy
at this point it honestly might be daddies not just daddy

>>59682336
eepy sheepy

>>59687344
She forgot

>>59684846
That is what it means, if you're forgiving of a loose translation. The actual problem is that in this corner of the "online media personality" world the relationship isn't parasocial. There's a lot of cope that gets thrown around because vtubers want to make money and everyone hates orbiters but if your streamer knows who you are as a regular chatter you have a social relationship. Depending on how affectionate you are it's intimate, too.

My spidermom is so adorable I just want to hold her and pet her head and cuddle her and rub her tummy and FILL HER FULL OF CUM and hug her and massage her and kiss her big forehead

>>59686579
conquer all of the companies

>>59688984
Tell me, how horny is the spidermom usually?

>>59690019
Like a spidercat in heat

>>59688320
Forgetting about a scheduled members stream is kind of shitty

>>59690495
I'm sorry Anon, I promise I'll do better next time, please don't leave me

>>59690495
>>59690615
Realistic GFE (she won't do better)

>>59690495
It fits her character perfectly though

I hope he's doing OK and that everything will blow over soon.

>>59690615
you wont noticed im gone mio

>>59692097
Not with that conjugation she won't

https://files.catbox.moe/5ok08v.png

Spidermom asking for our dream skeb ideas... I'm sorry Ami... you wouldn't understand all these urges all these urges all these urges (they're very very misread)

>>59694705
>a bucko references d plan and not a sheeple
strange times we live in

>>59694835
I can't believe someone else got it but if it makes things less confusing I'm a sheeple too

i'm starting to think mio loves mio and i am her favorite

>>59695316
>mio loves mio
dyrbi

>>59695316
>mio loves mio
smartest beerpal

>>59695316
meds

>mio loves mio

As off today AkioAir has 0 vtubers
Maria did it again

Who is next?

I think it's a good thing that Mio is scared of beerpals, sometimes she needs to be reminded of the type of service she provides

>>59692097
>>59695316
>>59697295
SEAnon, his phone, airplane mode

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I MISS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER flabby chest and wakipai. I wanna pero pero her on all the chubby places

>>59697207
Kawaii

I miss anon's boyfriend...

https://twitter.com/Prodkawaii/status/1708652037179941032?t=qwODa9rAkl3n2cpyqALTzg&s=19
Any tendril of Tsunderia plague in?

>>59699843
There's one anon who keeps saying Haewon is in Kawaii but beyond that, no.

>>59699843
purin doesnt seem to be it since she doesnt look like she is busy with debut prep judging by her alt twitter activity.

https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1708710166504308781
it fell on my...

>>59657512
This is getting worse

>>59699843
>debuting 3 because you couldn't get 5

>>59697423
>1 woman ball left
Logically, a man should have 3 testes or at least produce enough semen for 3 in order to impregnate her to make up for the deficiency. Or so I would surmise. A diet high in zinc would be in order.

>>59697295
Mio is afraid of everything.

>quick sobering up asmr
>8 hours

i'm scared of beerpals too

Mio's friends are scared of beerpals because of all the coomershit they do on discord and there are people that cut themself or heavy on meds too
Mio is scared of the ONEGUY

Mio is scared of (Me) specifically

>>59699991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjP009PLS1w&t=2185s
Possible that she was just rejected by Kawaii

>>59699843
hope they do welll

>The two AA chuubas who haven't put out a statement yet are the tsun chuubas
Is this a coincidence?

>>59701031
I really don't think Hanabi (if she was even involved) will put out a statement.
Maria probably won't either. She's highly stressed and likely just wants to move on and away.

>https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1708735222421094574
Every day my desire to skin Tonya and wear it as disguise so that it can be me getting babied grows just a little.

>>59701031
>>59691356 (Me)

>>59700958
I-is that an after party for the release of situation ASMR? Wat?

>>59700402
Could be worse. They could debut 2 because they couldn't hold on to 6, and then end up at -4 the next day.

>>59701031
Maria doesnt really need to

i love you mrbere !

I mean tsunderia was pretty not great because they were left with 1 & ⅓ of a gen, but has a corpo had every talent including management just leave?

>>59704717
better question: has a corpo ever had one of their models gangraped by /vt/
>>59702642
>>59702685

>>59696981
Every single time I check /corpo/ there's some new revelation about how disastrously AA was being run, I'm honestly shocked it took this long to collapse. Jason makes PPP look like a fucking genius.

>>59704770
Holy fucking shit how did this man obtain money and retain it for a time

>>59704770
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN US WITH RIA'S MODEL

day twelve of_missing puwin... meOw-chan...

>>59705978
just keep listening to the voicelines one after the other in a loop.
It's almost like she's streaming...

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

https://twitter.com/estherdotexe/status/1708736347534397624
Long ago, Mio's friend tripped, and dodged a bullet.

>>59705978
What is this "O-chan" business in relation to Purin? I was assuming it was some weird pet name for Orla, but that doesn't really make sense

>>59707027
Onahole-chan is just an OC she did art of (thats obviously just a combination of herself and that black haired girl from that porn game she likes)

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom, how much I want to hold her and smell her and kiss her, pull her in close for early mornings hugs and feeling her warmth, I love her so much...

>>59706971
also the person who does the tuning/timing for like all of ami's covers (that she doesn't do herself)

>>59706971
Wait wtf esther is/was kion?

>>59707293
I feel like this is our fault. Somehow.

https://x.com/tsuruginen/status/1708760604759261244?s=20

based Nen

>>59707588
>First of all, I would like to sincerely apologize for doing this.
>The idea to make it kept whispering in my ear like the green mask in the movie, The Mask (1994).
KEK

>>59707588
Brutal

>>59707673
>nen puts on the mask
>impregnates kazu
>their child is the son of the mask
>they ask Ami to baby sit
>Once again Ami is forced to watch Son of the Mask

>>59707588
absolute madlad

>>59707804
>impregnates kazu
Dizzy I swear to god

Speaking of Dizzy

>>59708070
Looks like a good week, Dizzy's really been implanting her eggs in the brains of phasebros, they're coming around to her

>>59707673
Man I was really vibing with that country song but when the lyrics started jesus fucking christ I was hooked for life

>>59706444
mhm
https://files.catbox.moe/sy820m.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/7jwfpc.ogg

>>59708220
They need to have DIZZY LOVE beaten into them

>>59708441

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1708798527965384905
It's not fair

>>59697207
I'm looking forward to Maria joining Prism Project and inadvertently bringing down the entire Sony conglomerate

>>59707987
You will accept it and you will like it

>>59708843
>open image
>
>close image

>>59708671
Need spidercat love bites so bad bros

>>59707588
fucking kek

>>59701031
As curious as I am to know what kind of horseshit Jason put them through specifically, I don't think it's necessary for either of them to give statements at this point (unless they really want to). AkioAir is already completely and utterly fucked, so unless either of them is holding on to something even more damning than what's been shown or leaked so far then it's just unnecessary stress for them. They can just sit back and watch the company go down.

>>59708070
I can't wait for them to blow up in every mission for 2 hours in barotrauma

>>59708830
I don't know if it'd be more impressive to apply and get hired at every small corpo, or somehow have it collapse within the month you're about to debut every time.

Today is Haewon's birthday, say something nice about our favourite pink whore

>>59707144
She just posted some o-chan lore

>>59709619
She's very nice to her genmates.

Maria...

>>59700110
This is so tragic...

>>59710514
Dropping the ice cream so that people buy her a whole tub to make up for that, classic technique

>>59709826
Selfcest is pretty hot!

>>59701031
No but I don't think it's for the reason you think. If nothing else, the tsunmembers all have a quality of professionalism about them where it would be out of character for any of them including the guys to make big public statements. I don't know if thus professionalism was learned in the company or somehow they all have it innately but I feel like all the tsun talents are very averse to making or contributing to any kind of public drama.

I'll buy Mio's entire leftover stock so she won't lose a cent

Maria...
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1708808262034812980

>>59712144
Where's that screencap from?

Hello, wishing you a good night with pleasant dreams. My dear spidermum will occasionally launch objects such as beer bottles, controllers, and kitchen knives at my face in a fit of rage. But if you ask me, nothing beats a good ol' one-two with the fists. I'm Ami's punching bag

Please send Maria and Hanabi all of your energy, they need it

>>59713540
I miss my boyfriend...

>>59713783
Same

I BELIEVE IT WILL ALL BE WELL MARIAAAA

lmao, that translation
https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1708835132696870994

>>59714355
KEK

>>59714355

>>59714355
Heh.

>>59707588
Damn, it's kind of doing numbers too

>>59708070
>All collabs
Boring, also the mold bit is getting old

>>59715047
What do you have against collabs, anon?

>>59715047
What do you have against mold, anon?

>>59715175
>Pippa collab
>Lumi collab

>>59715215
You're right

>>59715215
This is practice for the pippa and lumi collabs with purin when she debuts

>>59714247
All things considered I think everything will probably be fine, I really don't believe AA can actually back up any of the threats they keep throwing out. Seems like scare tactics are just their go-to method for keeping talents in line.

>>59715278
>>59715555
Also there's barely a proper stream this week, I wanted to see her play more civ

>>59708070
what the South Park collab is going to be about? just playing the new games even tho they're single player?

Nen....
https://x.com/tsuruginen/status/1708760604759261244?s=20

>>59716812
Southpark lore and clips.
Pippa admitted to having never watched South Park and has only seen a handful of clips. Dizzy will be explaining it to her.

>>59716836
My fucking sides. But I do wonder how he got stuff like the instrumental and made the MV trailer. Did Nen work with AA in this?

>>59716899
Oh, that's super cool then. Haven't watched South Park since the COVID special but those first 8 seasons are still pretty good and there's some fun stuff later on too (the WoW ep, and I remember season 11 being super stacked). Never finished the second game, got filtered by the slow start

>>59716899
>Southpark lore and clips.
Pippa being the biggest despite being near-purely a reaction streamer is a real shame.

>>59717351
Reaction streamer and e-drama are just popular no matter what. I go into vtuber to kinda escape that but it catches up anyway.

Robowife with even more Penumbra
https://youtu.be/eM-5XcbQb3c

React content does absolutely nothing for me but apparently everyone else absolutely loves it. Like half of the most popular streamers on earth do basically nothing but react to tiktok vids.

>>59717722
I guess it's like the equivalent of showing a friend a funny video or a movie and anticipating their reaction. It's just curiosity

>>59717722
Zoomers love it

>>59704770
How over can one thing be?

>>59709619
I hope she eats lots of yummy food and it makes her cute chubby butt even bigger

>>59707588
I don't get it

>>59719440
Lumi pay attention to the stream.

Sheepy scheddy, please substitute the 11pms for 11ams in your head thank you

>>59719676
>Lisa after moving in with Yuuna for 3 months

Ember Armored Core 6 at 12pm
Dizzy 100% Orange Juice (members) at 5pm

>>59719300
based !

Was this posted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZ-6Mwe8CY

>>59719750
I wish.
Although I can almost see Yuuna leaving Lisa's house after five days, hands in air, saying something like "this skelly sheep is a lost cause, I'm going back to Tonya"

>>59720666
Needs more bass

>>59720666
I didn't even notice this dropped, will listen in a minute.

https://www.youtube.com/live/NSCXDcreVmI?si=FJcVSCZ0CoWFCrZS&t=8426
Please stupid girlfriend of mine, take the compliments

>>59721836
Clip it and tag mio

>>59721836
Why were you watching someone else to begin with?

>>59717722
The answer is actual children. Pippas fanbase is half actual children, and half people too busy to even watch streams and just stick with her because of sunk cost

>>59721951
I am managing to dodge the spreadsheet >>59722118

>>59721836
Most holofags still only know mio for that meme song

>>59721836
>Please stupid girlfriend of mine, take the compliments
It'll never work if we just tell her. We need to somehow oneguy her into accepting praise and having self-esteem.

>>59722171
Cheater, you’re no better than the guy in Mio’s chat who said he was surprised to see Mio’s name in the credits of the song
You people make me sick

Aren't all beerpals cucking each other anyway?

I miss Jerry!!!

I am worried Mio or one of her /here/ friends read this shit thread
Beerpals posting like retards here is ironic posting Mio, the SEA monkey sending anti CC to you is your only problem from /here/

>>59723421
Start off with a criticism but gradually turn it into praise that ends in a refutation of the criticism.

>>59724656
Me too!!

>>59724656
>>59724883
WHO THE FUCK MADE HER CRY

>>59725094
>>59724883
SEA MONKEY LOL

>>59724496
Not the same thing according to Mio

>>59725094
Who else...

>>59721836
GET COMPLIMENTED STUPID FUCK

I want to put a bun in Ami's oven

>>59725094
Jelly is crying because she FORGOT TO ACTIVATE WINDOWS

>>59725602
>Jelly forgot to activate Windows
>I forgot to "Ativar o Windows"
WE ARE (dumbasses)

>>59725425
MILM (Man I Love Miori)

Meru will be on the telly in a few minutes, please wait warmly

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND

Meru Watermelon Game
https://youtu.be/XjwmV1cIYlI

>>59725522
I'm sure she'd appreciate a freshly baked treat

New thread
>>59727159
>>59727159
>>59727159