/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

Just this once, you can buy Towa.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>There are 158,246 shares in circulation.
>This is a 0.7% increase from yesterday's value.
>There was only a net gain of 1,123 coins today.
>Average number of shares per coin is 3,165.
>Rushia remains the top volume coin at 14,871.
>Ayamy remains the bottom volume coin at 432.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 27):
>Kanata :: +37.8%
>Choco :: +37.2%
>Kiara :: +14.2%
>Korone :: +13.9%
>Rocobo :: +13.2%

Top 5 Volume Losses (of 23):
>Aki :: -18.6%
>Ui :: -15.8%
>Watame :: -15.6%
>Nabi :: -14.9%
>Luna :: -9.7%

6 coins adjusted at a sub-1% value.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $53,356.68.
>This is a 2.1% decrease from yesterday's value.
>There is a total of $1,068,222,819.38 non-liquid assets in circulation.
>Average price per share is $6,750.39.
>Average value per stock is $21,364,456.39.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 9):
>Coco :: +38.9%
>Kanata :: +19.7%
>Aki :: +14%
>Nabi :: +4.9%
>Iofi :: +4.8%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 41):
>Roboco :: -29%
>Haato :: -25%
>Okayu :: -17.6%
>Choco :: -17%
>Korone :: -15.4%

Melfissa came out of today at a net 0 value change.
4 other coins adjusted at a sub-1% change.

BONUS: Coco Stats for Today:
>Volume increase of 497 shares (+12.6%)
>Value increase of $8,076.44 (+38.9%)

i'm going to give you lads a pro tip
this cute tomboy's birthday stream is in 10 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Q7nMijBys

>>5958024
10 hours is a lot of time.

>>5957508
>tfw want to buy my Oshi but she's a money pit

>>5958001

>literally locked out of every play except selling subarus or rushias because it would be losses
>senchou on sale for 8.8k
>tons of coins bought "can't all go down right?" and then they did
>"slight adjustment" confirmed by honk coming, we all know what that means
Fuck it, at this point only occult helps.
I CALL UPON THE SHRINE MAIDEN OF DEBOGGING TO BLESS TOMORROWS ADJUSTMENT
BOUNTYFUL BE THY TRADES, SHITCOINS RISE FROM THE ASHES
ボグ霊退散
南無
INSHALLAH
E NOMINE PATRI ET SPIRITUS SANCTI

>>5958055
i know it's a lot to take in, spend those 10 hours wisely
BUY BUY BUY

>>5958337
I'm right there with you.
MAGIC must defeat magic.

>>5958337
sell coco

arigathanks honk

>>5957804
>Volume increase of 497 shares (+12.6%)
I bought 102 Cocos, what are you faggots doing?

It's not buying Coco, Brought 12 more already.

>>5958768
Alright bro post how you got it...

>>5959107
Get fucked.

>>5958768
>he only has 1

>>5959129
anti thread btw

whoa anon you got us, I'm literally crying right now

>Bought multiple Coco
>Sold multiple Coco
>Bought 1 or more of every Gen 4
>Superchatted Coco TWICE for non-insigificant amounts of liquid.
>Changed icon to Coco
>Pressed F on Coco's oshiboard
>Streamed Weather Hackers in the same window as NASFAQ
>Sang JUDGEMENT
>Hunted down and killed every bug I could find.
>Lost at Tsunomaki Janken
>Won at Tsunomaki Janken
>Called Towa a Devil.
>Summoned a demon using a 1E copy of Dungeons & Dragons to ask it for help it didn't know
>Got in my car and drifted skid marks that spell "FUCK CHINKS" into a local parking lot.
Honk what fucking dark magic do you want me to perform to get this damn png? Enough with the scavenger hunt bullshit; tell me how to get the badge.

Towa? more like Togarbage am i right

>>5959986
Fine, I'll spoonfeed you:
__________________________

>>5960029
you're going places, kid

>>5960042

>>5960029
never stop, you absolute madman

>>5960042
cheeky, it's probably that ______________________________

jesas

Can someone donate 11112 to make it 2 million?

>>5960464
ogey

>>5960617

>>5959986
kek

Anons can we collectively agree not to sell Coco til after dividends?

>>5957508
>This is a fake stock market game meant for fun, not a real crypto.

Anon...

>>5961049
Like how we agreed not to sell Nabi until 10k right?

Due to the amount of complaints we've received regarding the Kiryu Kai Badge, we have decided that if Coco becomes the most superchatted coin on Nasfaq before the next adjustment we will award one to everyone who contributed. This is in addition to the current way of obtaining it

>>5961419
we still don't know the current way.

>>5961419
thats cute, but no

>>5961462
Buy coco

>>5961419
Fuck you honk, give me legendary player badge

>>5961419
Bullshit, zhonk wouldn’t do something like this.

>>5961419
>honk so desperate to kill inflation that he'll force the playerbase to vaporize 2.4 million into the ether instead of just giving everyone the badge
I know it's a fake zhonk but still.

>>5961506
How fucking many Coco do you think people can buy? $28k is a hefty price for everyone but the high rollers. That's basically telling poorfags to go ahead and buy $Rope because they won't get it.

>>5961419
So zhonk officially hates takodachis, I see

>>5961692
Im selling cococks for you to buy. If you won't buy, I can't do anything about it

>they fell for the badge psyop
have fun holding my bags

>>5961760
I am actually just waiting for the coco bump, after that I am quitting. It stopped being fun a while ago.

>>5961848
I didnt know Tatsunokos were quitters.

>>5961848
no... we can't bleed more users...

I'm literally looking in NASFAQs' client for a way to distribute the Kiryu Kai badge or determine that you obtained it, and it doesn't fucking exist. I'm not very good with Java so I could just be reading something wrong, but I can only barely find evidence that the badge exists at all.
At this point, unless somebody proves to me right now with a verifiable method of acquisition, I am going ot assume that the Kiriyu Kai Badge cannot be legally obtained and every screenshot posted of it is either a shop or somebody fucking with the API.

>>5961419
post this on the floor and I'll drop another akasupa

>>5961692
Brand New accounts can afford it. Sell some shit, buy a coin and sell it at adjustment for a million dollars. Stop being cheap.

>>5961943
https://nasfaq.biz/api/getItemCatalogue

>>5961943
>you have to make an API request to get it
I wouldn't put it past them

>>5961943
If it wasn't true Honk would have made something to let us know instead of the shitfest it has been.

>>5961971
The thing is, buying Coco doesn't get you the badge. I've bought one Coco every hour all day, that's just FUD misinfo to get people to pump Coco.

>>5961971
Brand new accounts can't afford even 2 Coco, anon. Check >>5957804
Me and other anons have bought more Coco than even a dozen new accounts combined could afford.
There's some bullshittery afoot and at this point anything not posted by honk on the floor should be treated as FUD.

>>5962042
>The thing is, buying Coco doesn't get you the badge
lol

>>5962042
I got it sometime between honk's "1 more day" post and now. I've been buying, I superchatted earlier in the day than the post though. So who knows.

>>5961943
I got it by buying coco during the graduation stream. Also it means nothing that you can't find it in client side code if it's assigned server side. Otherwise you could just cheat it in

>>5961943
I mean... I'm just holding Coco and it suddenly showed up in my profile 10 hours ago

>>5962042
>The thing is, buying Coco doesn't get you the badge
Not Anymore

all these fools holding Cococoin as its about to be wiped off the servers. $127,852,286 gone in an instant.

>>5962253
I would kneel before reaching for the rope.

>>5962087
>>5962155
Yes, anymore, stop fucking baiting. I have bought 5 Coco since the "Honk post" and no badge. You don't get it for buying.

I think its like a gacha or randomized, I've had my autotrader on for coco and at some point I got the badge.

>>5962356
I got the badge after buying one cocochi. I think Honk actually made it harder by turning it into some kind of gacha right after the graduation string ended

HOLY FUCK

>>5962540
yeah Im not selling. 90k here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>5962356
My question is who the fuck has liquid? Thanks to the mass boggening all of my shit's in assets. I've been basically locked out of selling for the past 3 days, only able to sell at a loss to avoid bigger losses. Another reason that "Buying Coco" is a fucking stupid requirement for the badge, since if you aren't playing like a retard you've been investing in coins and are waiting for them to spike. Only people so rich they literally can't autotrade enough liquid into coins should still have unaccounted for dosh.

>>5962555
Selling Gura, Suisei, and Hololive to get more Coco right now, even she overbought she will mooning

>>5962576
>My question is who the fuck has liquid?
me.

>>5962576
better start liquidating then

>>5961692
nigger you have 1.5 million, stop crying

>>5962576
Just sell other coins and stop being poor.

>>5962704
Yeah, locked in red assets that are currently somewhere 20% or more under MPP. I'd be retarded to sell those to roll some mystery gacha that doesn't even guarantee the badge. I'd be convinced to give up some position short-term if it was something as cut-and-dry as "If you have 20+ Coco you get the badge", but zhonk's retarded ass decided to make it a game of "guess the condition".

There was no reason to be secretive about how to get the badge.
There was no reason to make it "harder" later.
There was no reason to have it be "easier" at a very specific time of day that people had no reason to be on NASFAQ.
This whole thing is a farce.

>>5961943
I got the first yesterday when I sent an akasupa to Coco (I was the number one donator for a while, maybe thats the reason). The second one right before the stream started, I was holding 100 Coco. The third one because I panic bought in the middle of the stream because prices were spiking and the last one just came when the autotrader was running. It's probbly just a gacha right now like another anon said.

>>5962842
Anon im going to let you in on a little secret.
The badge isnt real.

>>5962576
Do something like this

Just got the badge after buying 14 Coco.
No akasupa.
No changed icon
No nothing.
Apparently it is as >>5962356, every coco gives you a chance of a badge. Fuck Honk for not making it clear.

>>5962867
nta but I don't believe you

I just sacrificed my first born and got a Coco badge lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO.

>>5960042
>>5960163
OH SHIT THANKS GUYS IT WORKED!!!

>>5962842
no one tell him you can sell when stuff goes down

>>5962852
Confirmed a gacha. Just now got it randomly when buying a 6th Coco.
I got one, but I'm still annoyed at how dumb this is. That Coco moon had better pay out.

>>5963021
I don't mind the gatcha style, in fact it sound like a fun way to get badges, but fuck just make it clear.

>>5963014
I don't mind selling at a loss, but I didn't want to sell at a loss for nothing. That's called "being stupid". It's a red market. Why would you sell if there's no incentive.
All honk had to do is say "every time you buy a Coco it gives you a chance to get a Badge" and I would've been down to fuck my position. Instead it's been shooting in the dark wasting money with no idea what meets the criteria when all honk said is "you can get them by????????"

two tips to the redditor-chama
Don't hold 50 of a shitcoin thats not your oshi, you won't be able to sell and will end up at loss.
You can sell stuff after buying, you don't need to sell everything and buy 50 $COCO.

>>5963021
>>5962852
>>5962917
there, it's a fucking gacha, now can all coinless poorfags stop whining please and start buying Coco so I can get my +50% MPP profit?

Holy fuck, poorfags on suicide watch.

>>5963196
>isreal
ZHONK WAS BASED FOR ONCE

I'm a richfag, I have the coin, and I think this is fucking stupid. It's one thing buying the coin to "support" coco, it's another when requiring everyone to buy a coin most can't even afford and not even being sure that's what to do.
Oh, and "You can currently acquire just 1 item for free" FREE MY ASS

>>5963162
>I didn't want to sell at a loss for nothing.
>It's a red market.
You are supposed to liquidate everything on a bear market retardchama.
Also since Coco's price is going up, you would get money by buying and selling her multiple times. We call that "frontrunning" on /biz/

>>5963285
>buy coco
>sell coco at 20$ profit
>buy coco
>sell coco at profit again
>buy coco
>get magical coin
>sell coco at profit again
>buy 44 mel because you are retarded
it's free

My rrat is that this is honk's plan to force everyone to buy so many coco coins that her adjustment tomorrow bogs, this is why he fucked with the adjustment algorithm at the last minute

>>5963167
I don't know where you got the idea that I'm a redditor. If complaining about devs doing dumb shit makes you Reddit then 90% of these threads are Reddit. If you know who I am and what my wallet looks like, then certainly you can read the username and understand what's going on. If you can't, then I'm sorry?
My point isn't that "I can't sell at a loss that's dumb", it's "I can't justify selling at a loss when I don't know why I need to sell and whether buying will bring me the desired result". One is somebody being a stubborn faggot and the other is somebody trying to not get triple bogged.
Also frankly tying the RNG to purchasing a coin that is literally twice as expensive as the next-most-valuable coin is pretty fucking stupid, especially when you claimed it was "Free". That's the opposite of Free.

>>5963302
This is a game, it's meant to be fun. If it's only frustrating, why bother, just go do the real thing

>>5963375
>6m view
>expect it to dip
honk...

>>5958001
I'm just mad I didn't get it because the site was sperging out

>>5963285
I made a brand new account just to show you that anybody, even a brand new player can buy a Coco coin.

>>5963444
Aye. The name of the game is volatility, not bog

>>5963368
>buy 44 mel because you are retarded
That anon isn't me, but I've had 40 Mel for over a month. Also, I'll fucking do it again. Once this Coco shit is over I'm putting all that money into blonde shitcoins.
You have almost 7 times my net worth anyway. What's your beef?

>>5963460
It's a gatcha, good luck I guess?

>>5963460
Buy a coco and get the badge, make all the plebs here seethe

I don't feel so good changs...

>>5963460
>Can buy 1
>Then you have to make a new account and try again since it's RNG
I mean, yeah, I guess?

>>5963542
coins is just about 28,000. buying and reselling is a viable strategy albeit annoying.
>>5963575
already nuked the account

>>5963615
it's called "rerolling" anon, gatcha masochists can do it all fucking day

>>5963460
Oh, cool, this means the margin of error on the R.I.S.E. report's estimate is about $100. That's tiny as fuck.

>>5963795
Yeah, I'm familiar with rerolling. You do it in shit games that don't know how to handle giving people useful things for free or informing players on what they should prioritize as a player to play well.

5963378<<
5963542<<
5963615<<
5963868<<
I got the idea you are a redditor because you are the only one crying here and you write like a tourist. Anyone who has spent a week on this site knows you are not from here.
you have already been spoonfed on how to get the badge for free. Stop being a baby and think for youself at least once in your life.

>let's celebrate coco's graduation from chink bullying by adding a chink gacha mechanic
zhonk truly deserves his name. EVERYTIME, he bogs people for liking coco

honk can you please change the answers to make an account

I genuinely cant tell if miko is going up or not. im tempted to sell but I also dont want to ruin relations with the mikobros not that it fuckin matters my wallet is hidden anyways

>>5963966
I upped my 35 stack to 45, I'm sure she will go up

>>5963966
>10k subs click

>>5963460
people are buying lots of stuff

>>5963909
You could've gotten it guaranteed had you bought it during the stream though?

Are we ever going to see numbers like this?

>>5964197
I did get it guaranteed during the stream. The current situation is bullshit for everyone else.

>wahh why wasn't this easter egg easy to find and why wasn't I told exactly how to get it wahh

>>5963947
I remember there was a very brief period of time where the captchas were
>mikoboat
>SEEEEEEEEEEX
>GURU GURU
and quite literally 0 people got it

>>5964230
next week when your oshi announces her graduation.

>>5964230
when kson makes her chaturbate debut

>Vocalize frustrations and thought-out grievances about the distribution of a limited-time item that will have guaranteed value in the game at a later date
>Offer possible solutions for avoiding this problem with future distributions
>WAAAAAAAH REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT CHANGE THE CAPTCHA THERE'S TOURISTS IN MY /VT/ WAAAAAAAAH

>>5964449
What do you expect from literally mentally ill people?

>>5964449
>Vocalize frustrations and though-out grievances
>aka whine that you didn't get the special item that literally doesn't do anything
>offer possible solutions
you have offered none other than complaining that we should have just been directly told how to get it, which defeats the purpose

>not listening to Remi's weird genchink bugsong on repeat 24/7 whenever you're not watching the stream

just got the badge on a new account with no rerolling
keep whining and refusing help after the solution ahs been given to you

>>5964503
>special item that literally doesn't do anything
>This is a preview of an upcoming item system, where players will be able to auction, bid, and trade a limited number of unique items between themselves

>>5964547
>[Deleted]

>>5964581
>auction, bid, and trade
wouldn't be very useful if everyone had one now, would it?

>>5964606
I posted it in the wrong fucking thread like a retard.
But here you go anyway. https://files.catbox.moe/4hy9s0.mp4
far higher quality sound: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Yf4y1t7U3

>item system
Fubuchun onegai

>>5964629
cute

Locking the badge behind having to buy a coco during the stream was retarded in the first place. It being limited and whatnot is irrelevant, it just simply goes around the point of the game which is watching streams. People shouldn't be running around trying to solve a puzzle in nasfaq instead of watching the stream. Also not everyone is going to be available at the time to do it and honk actively tries to sabotage mobile playing.

>>5964666
The one bug I don't want to squish, and want to HUG instead.

>>5963302
>bear market
will we really see an extended bear market here though? If we break these support lines it's unironically over, but for now I'm expecting a bounce back, fill your bags, bullrun is only starting.

>>5964629
adorable

>>5964758
this weekend will be a bulltrap, you have been warned

>>5964449
if you didn't get it, you didn't get it, and it's your fault. just shut up, stop whining and keep buying coco if you want that badge so much. it's a secret collectible item, an easter egg or achivement one might say, so wouldn't it defeat the purpose if everyone's got it? and there's a specific requirement for one to acquire it, which everybody has already known by now. stay mad.

>>5964758
there is no bear market, a billion dollars is about to be introduced due to coco

>>5964758
the existence of adjustments makes all of this irrelevant, player-based demand doesn't matter when honk can snap his fingers and change the price at a whim

I like Yogiri.

>>5964870
>>5964876
it was a joke with memelines

>>5964837
>Hi-
>Just as a heads up, we plan on releasing something special to all current nasfaq users for Coco's graduation on July 1st. Anticipate it!
>No one is getting bogged, but you won't want to miss it

>to all current nasfaq users
>on July 1st
Please tell me where in zhonk's announcement did it say you had to be there DURING the stream to get it. Please point out where it even said you had to do anything but to be active. Or where it would be a "secret collectible"

>>5964919
me too

>>5964678
>solve a puzzle
it literally took a single click to get the badge anon

>>5964952
you didn't have to be there on the stream and you can get it right now if your iq is higher than celsius room temperature

Okay I am going to buy Coco ONE more time and if I don't have a badge I will SELL ALL OF IT

>>5964628
This also ignores how honk said on the floor that it would be given to everyone for free. Not only was it NOT given to every current NASFAQ player (making them hunt it down is not "giving"), it wasn't free ($28k an attempt is not free even if you can frontrun the coin, which I'd wager is something most of the playerbase doesn't even know you can reliably do).
This wasn't a good distribution method, which was compounded by the fact that we didn't even know for certain that it was being distributed, nor that there were specific conditions, nor even the nature of those conditions. No, people posting the coin in thread is not "confirmation" of the coin being distributed. It is not difficult to shop that sort of image together.
This is a game meant to encourage people to watch streams, not /biz/. It's not a problem for people to get an edge for understanding how stock markets work. I don't complain about the top 30 being a bunch of jews. Hell, I write up a weekly report on what's going on with the Top 20 to encourage people to understand the numbers better and what's making people money, and a daily report on where inflation's going and what coins are moving. Game information should be accessible, and crying "easter egg git gud" should be treated as FUD trying to deflect the fact that you know this is a limited-time object that could potentially make you money later down the line. Everybody isn't gonna have one of these. Newfags join all the time, and you can bet that some of them will be Tatsunokos that missed this badge. When that time comes, it'll be worth something. Quite a bit of something, probably.

tl;dr: zhonk's an idiot and anybody crying "sekrit item mine loser" should be treated as somebody spreading FUD.

FUCK YEAH

For maximum asspain, they should have made it so you couldn't get the Kiryu Kai badge if you have any chink traitor coin.

>>5964952
>you won't want to miss it

Ya missed it.

>market closed

>quantity 1
if I keep buying more Coco can I get another badge lol

>>5964780
>>5964666
She's CUTE! Speaks English too! Use that Coco money and buy Remicoin RIGHT NOW! https://youtu.be/mVFIZAQZP60

>>5964678
an anon literally spoonfed immediately as the stream started how to get the badge, you just had to buy 1 coco and that's it. you're being dramatic.
>actively tries to sabotage mobile playing
based

>>5965078
>you can bet that some of them will be Tatsunokos
we don't have a single Tatsunoko playing the game and probably never will.

>>5965169
CHINK

>>5965078
>$28k an attempt is not free
you still don't get it

>>5965211
I mean, it's still a cool badge.

>>5965211
Because no one actually likes coco. This is just an opportunity to gang up on cover and chinks, everyone is posing. People will go back to openly hating her in a week or two.

I literally got the fucking badge during the stream by SELLING Coco instead of buying, got paid for it.

>>5965078
Then how do you propose they roll out the item while maintaining scarcity, given it is clearly going to be available to auction off and bid? If everyone got one then it would be worthless. Making it so you only get it if you buy during the coco stream makes sense even if you're upset you didn't get it.

>>5965169
>Niji JP
>Sukoya Kana
She speaks English?

>>5965078
it does literally nothing and you still have a chance to get it.

>>5964952
first, he didn't say you had to do anything because that's the whole point. you have to figure it out yourself. it's a SECRET ITEM, which can be auctioned or traded in the future. now tell me, if everyone had one then how valuable would that badge be? it's called "scarcity value" and it's how diamonds are so fucking expensive.

second, if your neurons are still intact, you'll know that you can still get the badge, just buy more coco and hope you get it because it's a fucking gacha and you've already missed the limited-time chance to 100% get it during the graduation stream. it's no one's fault that you didn't buy coco then, so stop whining.

>>5965330
Yes.

HONK DID YOU MESS WITH THE VOLATILITY AGAIN?????

>>5964952
>all current nasfaq users
yes, all current users had the opportunity to get the badge
>for coco's graduation on july 1st
that is when you had the opportunity to get the badge
>you won't want to miss it
you missed it. except you didn't because people kept kvetching and now you still have a chance to get it

buy more Coco so I can get my yatch back before adjustment

>>5965393
I like how you keep sperging out and shitting yourself over somebody criticising a bad mechanic being added.

>>5965364
what the fuck this is news to me

>>5965433
I like how you're upset you don't have a png

>>5965433
>bad mechanic
It's a literal one time thing. You think this is how they'll release all other items?

>>5965430
Fag you've got 100+ Coco who gives a shit

>>5965463
Anon, I literally just get it 10 minutes ago by buying and selling it over and over again. It's still fucking up the purity of a market simulation.

>>5965463
Yes all future items will be gachashit, just not time limited.
Enjoy having to buy 1000 of a coin to get an item because it has a 1% or less chance.

>>5965475
why are you angry

5965499
>he still doesnt get it

>>5965483
>fucking up the purity of a market simulation
this market is anything except pure already, every season has some black swan.
I like that honk adds things for schizos to sperg over consistently, it's why I keep coming back.

>>5965433
because the criticism is inaccurate, invalid and simply, wrong?

Can confirm it's just gatcha. You just need to keep buying and get lucky. Selling and rebuying works too. If you try I'm sure you'll get it.

>>5965337
While I agree with what you're saying, I just want to point out that diamonds aren't scarce at all and that's probably a bad analogy.

okay but you're black

>>5965337
I HAVE the badge. Since the stream. It's not because you're in the winning team that you can't call out the bullshit the losing team is getting.
It literally says it's a "FREE" item, do you ever see free kleenex samples go up for auction? The valuable ones are the ones coming up.
>>5965393
You are looking at tea leaves. Go search the archive and find anyone interpreting this like you are before today. No one did because read as it is written, you would have no reason to think that.
"All current nasfaq users" means "all current nasfaq users", not "user who participates in the event".
"for coco's graduation on july 1st" doesn't mean "during coco's graduation stream"
>Oh but you can get it now!
because honk backpedaled.
"you won't want to miss it" can mean anything from "it's gonna be a fun event" to "be there on that day", nothing in it says "time-limited to the stream"

>>5965632
The definition of a lifelong spoonfed gamer

WITH EVERYONE ARGUING ABOUT COLLECTIBLES AND BADGES NOBODY WILL NOTICE THE GREAT BOGGENING

>>5965602
i was doing this and went to check and it doesn't say an item is available anymore :)

5965614<<
>ACKSHUALLY

>>5965632
nigger what is even your point. you seem to be upset that not everyone got the coin but that's the fucking purpose, there is supposed to be scarcity. just chill out, its a cosmetic item that has no effect. if the api means anything then future items will have an actual effect.

>>5965632
Being vague doesn't make him wrong. Get over it.

wait guys, i've been playing with it for a while and i think you have to stop caring so much about stupid bullshit that doesn't really matter

Why are you all so mad

>>5965744
not him but there seems to be an auction house in the works, where you will be able to trade these items for fat stacks.
Imagine selling your Coco badge

>>5965632
>"for coco's graduation on july 1st" doesn't mean "during coco's graduation stream"
esl-chama...

>>5965614
of course diamonds aren't rare in nature, i'm talking about the artificial scarcity that the diamond industry created to drive up prices over the fucking moon

>Tomorrow I have to leave for a business meeting at 8:00AM that will take me all morning.
>I will have to leave the auto-trader on with my best guesses of what's gonna happen before leaving without being able to do anything about it until I come back.
>If the market bogs, or if the auto trader goes bananas I won't know about it until it's too late.
This is terrifying.

>>5965799
It's one guy who's mad.

Stop being lucklet and have more than one badge

>>5965324
I'm pretty sure the idea of the badge wasn't some hyper limited coin with high scarcity for people to profit from. People wanted something to commemorate and send off coco in the game not some very time limited profitable badge. The entire premise people are trying to shitpost in this thread is fucking flawed from the start and entirely counter to the original purpose of the idea people were posting the thread.

Honky yet again being retarded and graduations shouldn't be being used to created some high scarcity secret club, much less one intended to be profitable.

>>5965799
Because zhonk promised he would improve his communications for months and still makes the same dumb mistakes. This is just the latest.

Here you badge bro

>>5965324
I dislike time-locked mechanics with that tight a window but I would've been a lot more accepting of that if we'd been given a heads up of some kind. Even some kind of "hey you might want to make sure to check NASFAQ while Coco's stream is going on tomorrow". I agree with that other anon that mentioned that it's counter to NASFAQ's stated goal of encouraging players to watch streams, but it would've been better than just surprise dropping it on people with a vague "something will happen tomorrow". For comparison, adjustment happens on a regular basis, is listed on the website when it happens, and has already been acknowledged to be a terrible mechanic that only exists in its current form as a necessity of the system. There's already development being done for new mechanics meant to offset the narrow time window of adjustments, meaning the devs are more than aware that forcing players to operate in a specific small time frame is, frankly, stupid. Implementing a one-time mechanic of this nature with no warning would be ignoring a major problem you already know exists, but on a significantly worse magnitude. To summarize: Adjustments are a necessary evil of the system that is already being given workarounds because the devs know it's a poor mechanic, while narrow time-locking on badges is a similar failing of design, but done on purpose.
>What's the point if everyone has one?
I think the badge is going to be a lot scarcer than people in these threads seem to think. Remember, only about a third of the active playerbase (if that) actually is here on a regular basis, and a lot of the players are the type to log in, collect dividends, all-in on oshicoin, log out for a week. That said...
>How do you keep people informed while maintaining scarcity?
Limited Quantity. Make it a temporary stock on the page with a longer-than-normal cooldown (that way richfags can still get more but have to get back in line), with a fixed buy-in, and a maximum distributable quantity. To help with anons in varying time zones, make it time-released. Say, at adjustment, 300 will be available, then every 3 hours 300 more become available. There, forced scarcity, but the playerbase is aware of what it is they're getting, how to get it, and has access to it without any RNG involved. You wouldn't even need to tell players it's coming (so you can keep the element of surprise); just put the icon above Holo and if they don't notice it that's their problem.

>>5965182
I wasn't reading the thread during the stream and neither was a lot of other people

>>5965908
Oh, and before anybody tries to shitpost me with "mad because no png", I got it like 2 hours ago and even posted in this thread that I got it. I might even try for more. Dunno yet.
Doesn't change that it's whack.

>>5965908
>if we'd been given a heads up of some kind
stopped reading there. you were given a heads up. no matter how many times you say you weren't won't make it true

The phrase 'it’s just a game' is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

>>5965860
post them

>>5965744
>there is supposed to be scarcity
There was never meant to be fucking scarcity in the fucking first place. No one ever asked for that and the ONLY reason anyone is asking for it now is so they can shitpost about the coin in the thread after the fact

Fuck Honk.

>>5965954
"Something will happen at some point tomorrow" is a fortune cookie.
That's a Chinese thing.
You're not saying we should be giving advice like Chinamen, are you?

>>5965974
how do i get the second one? Should I just buy more Civia?

at least try to shitpost with more IPs, seeing just the two of you sperging is pathetic

>only lurk your native chans
>don't lurk here and have no idea how to answer 2 last questions to create the account

>>5966035
Fortune cookies are American, anon

>>5966110
archives

>>5966120
even worse!

If it wasn't for the fact that people can use this to shitpost in the thread that they have the coin the entire thread would be yet again in flames with hate against honk because of his clear lack of communication and retardation with his implementation method. The dev team has yet again made another retard mistake but I question if they will even accept they made a mistake since their backpedal was to make it a fucking gacha.

ogey badge when

>>5966202
everyone but you and the other guy got the coin, it's almost like everyone else understood how to get it and you two are retarded

>>5965977
Pretty much this. The thread asked for something to commemorate Coco's graduation not some super sekrit item

>>5966150
still no idea, guess ill have to give up

>>5966202
Except we were told in advance and got spoonfeed on how to get it at minute 0 of the stream. We know your aspy ass doesn't like surprises but it was a fun homage to Coco, rewarding those who watched it live. Fuck off already.

>>5966286
But we got the coin?
Why are you assuming that a complaint means we didn't get it? Once it was confirmed a gacha it was piss easy to get the coin.

>>5966286
Not him, I have the silly badge.
It was a good idea, but the implementation was retarded.

>>5966318
Abayo, Anon

>>5966318
you know what I'm talking about when I said "archves", right?

>>5966335
>We browsed the thread instead of watching the stream.
Fuck off

>>5966110
rrat

chocoball

twap...

>>5966318
>>5817869
Answers in this thread.

>>5966343
How would you have implemented it anon, please share some ideas. If anything honk and the team are geniuses at coming up with how to generate max seethe since it's apparently so easy to come up with better solutions

>>5966318
HololiveEN was a mistake

>>5966286
I do have the coin, retard. Me having it is irrelevant to the retardation of the dev team.

>>5966341
>>5966343
you know we can check your profiles, right?
>>5966385
lame excuse

>>5966397

>>5966413
Not him. Just give it to everyone who did anything today. It's a commemoration test badge, not the fucking mona lisa.

>>5966385
It's 2021 anon, your computer should be able to handle multiple tabs open at once, which I'm sure you had.

>>5966435
I will spoonfeed redditors and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>5966413
Just have a button on the page that you click and you get it. It was never meant to be a rare item

Give everyone Coco badge now, but they will only get half of it

>>5966503
give everyone who was online today and didn't get the badge a bug

>>5966489
>it was never meant to be a rare item
who says? are you honk? fuck off

>>5966413
"Hey guys, tomorrow those who buy a Coco coin during the stream will get a surprise item, don't miss it!"
Some faggots would still miss it, but at least it would be on them.

>>5966503
Only get the Kai part. You're now part of the gang, but you don't chose which gang

>>5966430
>you know we can check your profiles, right?
Go ahead please

>>5966484
I don't mind, I still remember when an anon asked for answers in a thread where they were already spoonfed kek

>>5966455
sorry anon I'm EOP so I had to read subs instead of browsing the thread

>>5966430
I mean, you're free to check my profile, but YOU know that the badges aren't visible via wallets, right?
I've got nothing to hide. This is my post: >>5963021. It shows my username, the time, and that I got the badge.

>>5966578
>>5966484
You are pretty desperate to pad the leaderboard uh?

>>5966614
I know it's you, you are the only one sperging and your writing style is not from here

>>5966629
Everyone's angry, why not make even more people angry?

>>5966629
I just don't have strong opinions on it, and my point was that even when spoonfed in thread retards don't get in anyway, they don't read the thread.

>>5966685
>Everyone
Just 2 idiots screeching.

>>5966705
but what's the captcha anon

>>5966673
You actually got it wrong tho, just stop

Honk rewarded those who both love coco and love nasfaq. If you didn't get the badge it's because you didn't earn it and honk has no love for leeches.

>>5966750
This is usually a super comfy thread, it's the angriest it's been since coco's FIRST bog that killed half the player base.
Only 2 people, sure.

>>5965712
Man, that sucks :( Must have cut off at 00:00 server time or smth. Maybe still works? (wouldn't count on that tho)

Today, people are (understandably) a bit on edge with the whole graduation thing, and I feel like this should have been a fun thing to commemorate the graduation and maybe better people's mood. The implementation, however, was a horrendous. The initial time frame was too small and the people who actually cared about Coco's graduation where busy, you know, watching the stream. This, coupled with the stupid gacha thing more than deserves the criticism it has gotten. I don't think time-limited items are a bad idea per se, but I think the devs definitely failed to read the room here.

inb4,
>you could watch the stream and browse /nasfaqg/ at the same time
If you, at any point during the stream, stopped watching to check this game, you deserve the rope.

You're all just sperging out because I'll make more money off of it than you will when I auction it off in a month.

>>5966789
I didnt get the badge because I didnt actively try to get it because I dont want it. Dont lump me in with these autists, my autism is completely different from theirs.

>>5966685
say goodbye to smooth adjustments

>>5966813

>>5966860
Please do it.

>>5966860
post it on leddit

>>5966844
cheers

>>5966860
Post it in that Chinese discord ripoff too.

Could someone post it on reedit? It would actually get a lot of interest there.

>>5966860
You don't have the moxie to do it.

>>5966837
>If you, at any point during the stream, stopped watching to check this game, you deserve the rope.

Why should honk give people like you anything if you don't even want to play his game?

>>5966944
they are already here

>>5966972
It's not enough

>>5966860
We always knew one schizo would do it out of spite.

>>5966972

>>5966783
we don't say "you actually", "tho" and ",just stop" here reddit-chama

>>5966897

>>5966860
think you might want to run that thing through a spell check before sending it

>>5966860
based

>inb4 zhonk cuts off the website and deletes any registration made tonight.
Honestly though the idiot deserves his game to be Reddit infested for turning a somber event like a graduation of a major and influential member into a fucking SSR Rate-Up Gacha.

>>5967063
That means he's ESL and the dictionary installed isn't english.

>>5967063
that's the ebst I can do

>>5967017
Are you ok?

>>5967147
no

>>5967147
Im not a nigger so no

>>5967111
literally why are you upset over a png holoblondes

>>5967111
Ok but there was a gauranteed free SSR for a limited time that any player could have gotten. How many cash grab gacha games do that? Plus I didnt have to spend any real money on this game.

>>5966673
>>5967017
It's pretty clear its only a single person defending the shitty implementation.

>>5967221
yeah, all me amrite?

>>5967199
Buy zhonk a coffee you jew

>>5967196
>>5967171

>>5967247
zhonk can buy his own coffee until he unfucks my ass

>>5967147
he isn't wrong

>>5967247
god I wish I could

>>5967221
>single person
sure buddy. honk shouldn't have backpedalled for these bitches. that is the mistake

Can you still get the badge?

>>5967457
yes

>>5967457
No, but there's another badge, you just need to find out where it is.

anyone notice with the not so new adjustment time that big streams that happen before adjustment time get fucked because subs are tallied hourly while views are tallied daily

>>5967513
only for the ENs

Buy Robocoin. Love Robocoin. Hold Robocoin.

>>5967468
Thanks
>>5967481
>you just need to find out where it is
The badges are in our hearts the whole time

>>5967581
where is the cute art to go with your message?

>>5967537
No it has always happened with ENs but it happens with JP now too. For example if they do an endurance to 1.2 mil sub stream from 4 am ET to 8 am ET, the 10k subs will be counted for the adjustment in an hour whereas the views from that endurance stream will be counted in 25 hours

>>5966284
how the FUCK did you get the ogey badge i've been buying pekora and risu up the ass i am going to kill myself!!!

>>5967636
Make love to Robocoin.

SELL YOUR RISU SHE IS ONLY FOR THE RRAT BADGE!

>>5967820 meant for >>5967688

>he doesn't have the watamelon badge

>>5968460
I fell for it again

I bought Towa and everything turned red.

>>5968611
towa? more like towarrible right haha wow thats actually shit how does anon do it

>>5968611
towa? more like towappaling.

>>5968958
You get used to it

>>5958740
I'm taking whatever loss I get for holding that one coin I got. Same with the Kanata. If cocoin actually gets removed by force I'll super the 23k I paid for it.

heads up, ayamy wont incline

>>5969650
THE BOGGENING

>>5963966
I assure you I don't want anyone not to daytrade her for any relationships. If you think she's a good deal today, go for it. I'll still remember most people who hold 35 but I couldn't take being responsible for gimping your own goals with it.

>>5969650
israel

>>5959986
Kek I'll give you my coin for effort.

>>5964980
I had to sell off 5 coins but yeah in theory it was 1 click.

>>5969650
Confirming that it's real. What the actual fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr9p1ZjLKgfaoqNorY7PiWQ

>>5963966
>I also dont want to ruin relations with the mikobros
Sell them then, I've been waiting 2 weeks for a non-existent dip.

d-did anyone else get this one? Never saw it talked about.

>>5969972
Now I legit want there to be a "hidden" gacha badge for every coin, or for special conditions.
You know some people would gladly give up position to get all the badges, and even deeply-entrenched oshicoiners would have to keep buying to get their oshi's badge.

>>5970012
I think it'd work best with putting them into wallets as well. If you take just nasfaq right now, there's no way, not even the floor.

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. Removed coco due to her extremly high view count.

>>5970083
>>5969840
>>5969650
It's time to ask The Question: If somebody is banned, do the views still count? Does the coin just auto-bog? Crab? If she gets unbanned, is it free money?

>もし何かの問題がありましたら警告が一回も無かった事ですので「度重なる違反」詳しい経緯をお聞きしたいですし、Twitter39万人のイラストレーターであり私がYTで悪い事はしないししませんでしたと思いますのでどうかご確認させていただきたいです。
SUZAAAAAAAAANE

>>5969650
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WTF MY OSHI, MY ONLY MEMBERSHIP WTF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE FINAL YAB

All she does is draw and cook, what the fuck Susan

But I only bought 1 Coco and I got it…

>>5970340
Drawing and cooking is apparently "spam, deceptive practices, and misleading content or other Terms of Service violations."

>>5970272
inb4 "deceptive practices" is referring to GFE content.
Your oshi could be next.

>>5970340
Can't let those terrorist cooking artists thrive

I just remembered that Ayamy is Mel's mama.
Holy fucking shit Youtube stop bullying that family. They didn't do nothin' except be cute anime girls.

Migrating to peertube when?

>Have to buy all coin include Kiara and Towa if you want to get all the badge
fuck it honk, i'll never buy Kiara and Towa

>>5970541
Kek I'm glad I already got the Towa badge by selling her then.

>>5970541
>Have to buy 950 Towa to get the rope badge
Tower...

Need badge for never buy Towa and Kiara

>>5970571
Wait you can get from selling?

>>5970629
I will delete my account first than buying Kiara

>>5970788
Based

I need to go to dentist one hour before adjustment...

>>5970840
if you were really invested into this game you would reschedule your dentist appointment to play nasfaq

>>5970840
Just bring the laptop you use for daytrading.

>>5970840
Don't reschedule a second time dude.

>>5970871
i want to reschedule it but i need to pull my teeth before it's too late
>>5970920
wish i can play while doctor trying to pull my teeth...
>>5970957
Hope i can make it before adjustment...

Page 10, dead soon

>>5971017
>i want to reschedule it but i need to pull my teeth before it's too late
it was a joke about skipping work to watch the coco stream

>>5969972
>buy 6 miko
>didn't get the badge
tell me it's a lie or i'll sell mikocin

>>5971169
It's real

>>5971194
Alright i'll buy more

Hey, did you know that you just lost the game? MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGUMOGUMOGU

>>5971618
holy shit you're right anon.

>>5971194
buy kiara

page 11

Honk is a nigger give me back my lambo

Buy Towa to get in on the bailout train.

>>5971799
Never

Woah there's 11 pages?

Pump Robocoin full of love