/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59639569
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxmtyGIASKM
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7_njjzb93QY

Trying My Best For You【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqrbtOQEZzk&t=4468s
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the absolute cutest.

SHIORI A CUTE

new chapter!!!!!

So what lesson did we learn from the previous chapter?

Chapter 4!!

Thoughts on chapter 3? Favourite stream? I liked the membership opening and rusty hotel.

SHIORI CUTE

I am going to Shiori

>>59639765
Always reply to bait.

>>59639785
It's was pretty good from beginning to end but we have bad pages towards the end.

>>59639785
I liked the Everhood saga.

>>59639785
Everhood, membership, rusty lake and machine gun kisses
book club was kinda mid in chapter 3
hope it gets better in chapter 4

Just had a dream where Putin finally pushed the nuke button and I have to witness the explosion from my house then I died slowly due to nuclear reaction.

>>59639765
I learned not to reply to baits and report them like a dutiful novelknight.

>>59639569
Love is the most selfish of all the passions.
But a shellfish will cost you a dollars without a suffering.

>>59639896
I had a dream that a beautiful angel came down to Earth to help about a bunch of people me included.
Then when she had to go I was really sad about it and she hugged me. Her boobs were massive.

>>59639828
Noooo return to moo this instance!!!

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>>59639765
Shiori's tits cure schizophrenia.

>>59639765
UUUUUUU~ MOMMY THEY HIT ME !!!

>>59639991

>>59639842
While Iroihs gives bad advice, in a way she also gives good advice because we should always do the opposite.

>>59639985
My milky meds

>>59639785
The ending felt really rushed. Yeah I get any good story has to have conflict in it but the Special Executive Alliance really had no reason to declare war on Shiori. Other than that, pretty good.

>>59640463
*Ignore you fast

>>59639569
Fast board today

>>59641180
Do I want to know?

>>59641180
Is it? I thought Sundays are dead usually.

>>59641356
Is it because novelites are spending time with friends and family? :3

>>59641180
Pretty good timing to drove away cataloguefags' attention from this thread

>>59641292
It's related to RMposting, not worth for a vacation.

>>59641292
An ex-Niji joined Vshojo. A male Niji.

>>59641588
Y-yes... I'm church posting.

>>59641588
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
hahahaha
haha….

>bringing catalog shit here

>>59641588
I am with my little cousin, watching pretty cure.

>>59642384
It's all Iroihs' fault...

>>59642982
pretty cool and cute

When does the schedule come out usually?

>>59643846
later today

I've been thinking...

Good morning, novelites…how was the membership stream? I was thinking of signing up for your oshi in the future if circumstances allow. What sort of content would I be expecting?

>>59644584
A skit and a zatsu.

>>59644584
I'll be honest, it was a pretty normal stream. If you want a taste of it, watch her Cooking Simulator stream to see if she's for you

>>59645381
cool?

My hot water's gone so I used the gym showers after my reps and actually they're pretty good. Happy Sunday Novelites.

I pray for the sweet release of death

>>59645947
Too early, what about shiori 's 3D?

Recommend me a comedy anime, /shig/.

>>59646061
Boku no pico! xD
Lol!
Get it? I said Boku no pico!
Lololol you asked "recommend me an anime" and I said boku no pico
Lmaoo

>>59646112
jokes aside, has Shiori watched it?

>>59646061
Happy Sugar Life

>>59646061
my life

>>59646061
first ones that come to mind for me are grand blue, danshi koukousei no nichijou, and kamikatsu, i enjoyed those and got some pretty good laughs outta them


>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

vampire shiori lives rent free in my head.
its worse than c.ai bot shiori

I was doing so well today and on a roll with reps, gym and being up early but I got halfway through my mother's birthday card to send to her and I'm just completely gone. I needed to cry for a while, please spam cute Shioris for me as well. Sorry to dump a tiny bit, I won't say anything more but I really appreciate the kind anons here who have been really supportive....thank you.

>>59646455
hope you're hanging in there anon, if you are who i think you are then you've been one tough cookie so far and it's okay to let it out

>>59646455
I didn't consent to this but you seem desperate so take this with you.

Time loop. Hide and remove this post and future replies. Nobody will reply, but I need a place to vent.
Why Duolingo? There could've been a million different things that would have been more interesting than a Duolingo stream. Wouldn't it be better if it was anything else? Teaching us biology, for example. Maybe it's buyer's remorse on my part. Perhaps I'm still on my male period over that tweet. I hyped myself too much for the membership content. I thought we'd get cute posts if her Twixer posts were anything to go by. I don't understand why she'd be so cold and distant with her members.

>>59646455
Here here, everything will be fine

>>59646455
I do not consent.

>>59646061
Cromartie High School.

>>59646061
Seitokai Yakuin Domo

I'll reply to that seriously at bump limit, till then, sit on the knowledge that your preconceived idea of what's reconsidered cold and distant is incredibly dumb given what happened on stream.
>>59646455
Have an imouto.

>>59646638
She's still finding her footing with her new popularity. She used to have millions of views, then she lost everything, now she's back on top. She's scared of losing everything again so she's slowly trying to figure out how far she can go.

>>59646112
Boku no pico are the most basic homo twink hentai
Add another one like
>Otokonoko delivery
>Natsu no yasumi

>>59646455
You'll be fine nigga

>>59646455
Here you go

Fuck traumadumping it's October. Let's talk about last month's books. What the fuck was up with Svidriglaiov dreaming about being seduced by a five year old? Was it just to show that he was an irredeemable piece of shit before he killed himself? That he corrupts everything he touches? That he's a chumbie?

>>59646455

Having an entire day taking care of my little cousin, makes my male genetic for a fatherhood kicking very hard.
This make feel happy and sad.......

Okay, Nouvelle. (You) think you're swell enough to be deserving of her GFE content? What can (You) do to provide BFE content for her, huh?

>>59646455

You have been getting your steppies in all throughout September, right, Novelites?

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>59647116
no I'm dying and not getting better

>>59646455

>>59646455

>>59647116
Steppies, writefaggotry, cookfaggotry, stream reps and work reps with vidya on the side. I'm definitely living my best life right now.
>>59646455
Sorry to hear. Have a Shiori.

>>59647101
>her GFE content
dont care
>provide BFE content for her
no

Sherlock is a coke addict? Shiori, I...

>>59647101
>What can (You) do to provide BFE content for her, huh?
I sit down, I listen, I nod when I don't understand what she's talking about.

Installing RPG Maker XP
Not making RPG Maker games though, I'm just making maps and ripping the assets for a browser MMO

>>59647101
I was thinking we could post our cocks for her. Nobody else was in favour of that tho.

>>59647676
Better not, I don't wanna make other novelites jealous.

>>59645419
yea...

>Wake up
>Shiori liked my comment
Good start to Sunday I suppose.
>>59646455
I pray things get well for you very soon anon. It all gets better in due time.

it's october now
any good spook stories to read?

I wanted a little more appreciation. She's not reading member names, she doesn't read superchats fully. There wasn't anything from that stream that told me she appreciates her members. She didn't even make a big deal about the occasion. Sucks that I feel I was so hyped up for nothing.

>>59647877
Watch The Nightmare Before Christmas, it's a tradition.

>>59647877
I mean I read some good nosleep sometimes, if you guys are ok with that.

>>59647905
What? If anything I thought the chat interaction was TOO much, shiocracy kept cucking itself and refusing the GFE options

>>59647905
Uhh, let her know in the comments. Write it with a more constructive approach and show your intent that it's a suggestion to make her mengens better. I'm pretty sure you're not alone with the sentiment that it's almost as if there's nothing different about it compared to a normal stream.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZkSsxeac1ec?si=LrRLZMRVKy_fyUeq

You'll get your (You) at bump limit. Assuming you aren't a troll that's just trying to stir shit, then (You)'ll be around at bump limit to respond.
Until then, do something about it. Cry, move on, exercise, go about your day. You can be normal and leave a comment saying what you expected and what could have been better. Just keep in mind she was seriously time constrained. She said she'd read SCs at the end but couldn't because of Bae's 3d.

>>59648234
Woah, a VN opening.

>>59646455
you'll be ok fellow novelite

Some of you would be better off leaving.
Shiori is never going to be enough for you and you'll whine and bitch forever. You want affection and GFE and that shit?
Unironically go to Nerissa. You would fit in more with her.
No (You). Fuck off.

>>59646455
Kill your family and then yourself, it'll make life so much easier

>>59648441
lol
lmao

>>59648441
>Shiori isn't gfe
Lmao, she does a lot of GFE

>>59648234
I think she scheduled it wrong, this was probably supposed to come out in 12 more hours

Shiori Novella (9 years old)

>>59648526
Nah. Think it's to go with her community post about the new music tag.
We'll get another shiorium dose at the usual time.

>>59648583
What if the community post was also miss scheduled... it makes sense

>>59648643
could be, it wouldn't be the first time this happen

>>59648710
Shiopon

>>59648643
>>59648710
Could, though I think her mis-scheduled posts were a difference of 1 hour due to her laptop, not 12.
First time for everything if so, may be as simple as forgetting to change AM to PM.

>>59647475
Go wild at it anon

>>59647101
My plank is too big, I can't do anything for Shiori

>>59648526
>Possible 36 hours without Shiorium
The darkest day since vacation...

>Catching up with the VOD
>DBZ talk
Damn it. I wish I caught this live...
Also cute morning, Novelites

SiivaGunner time?

>>59648567
...rape?

>>59648751
I mean she miss scheduled by a whole day before.
>may be as simple as forgetting to change AM to PM.
I think this is the reason too

>>59647693
Small and uncut?

Maybe it's time to pick up the drums again so I can contribute to Shiori inspired music.

>>59648853
GRAND.MA!?

>>59648892
Foreskin schizo will be pleased

I am worthless and can't contribute anything to Shiori

>>59648977
Cock?

>>59648977
You should destroy her fanbase so she'll be forced to seek attention from (you)

Shiorin make me feel old, she talk about vocaloid.
I'm starting to listening lot of her kino song from early 2007
Fuckkkkkk I'm old.....

>>59649064
Don't spoil my plans, inverted whore.

>>59649075(me)
Hatsune Miku

>>59648853
>I can't make Shioram Ranch.
No 18 naked novelites in the showers...

Shiori has brown nipples

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I STARTED THINKING AGAIN AND NOW MY HEART HURTS, IM GOING TO TAKE A DAY BREAK FROM HERE GUYS, GOOD DAY TO YOU SHIGGERS

>>59649304
See you tomorrow

Terraria today with Nerissa?

>>59649500
Likely. Expect schizo hours

>>59649304
What were you thinking about.

>>59649304
That's what you get for thinking.

>>59649500
I sure hope not. Whenever she plays Terraria I end up really wanting to play.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>59649500
If it happens, I'll have it in the back as per usual.
Shiori kind of talks slow enough in collabs that I can have it in the back if there's no pov.

She loves cocks.

>>59649304
You should listen to shiori's vods in your sleep

>>59650216
Yeah, mine

>>59650265
Do you scream out about it being chisai in the neighborhood like she told you to?

What a weak opening for the new chapter.

>>59649000
Too big and cut for her

>>59644885
>>59645045
I’ve seen plenty of her streams before, so I already have a good grasp on what she’s like. Mmm, I’ll give it more though. More of the same is good but I’ll give it more time. Still supporting her outside of that regardless though!

>>59651314
Those are are too big for her!

She is fascinated with the cocks. Stop lying to yourself. I've noticed that ever since the microscope stream. The way she proudly proclaimed that her devilish curiosity for cock was why she went to med school left little to the imagination. Read between the lines. She wants you to post your cock. The "Good Novelites" folder remains pictureless. Be honest with me. Shiobrain collapses every time something remotely phallic appears on the stream. Jolts of excitement run through her body. Don't try to memory hole this. You know it's true. Stop torturing her.

>>59651314
Bros I just got a Miniori and I don't know what I'm supposed to feed this thing

>>59651457
it is pretty hot when she gets excited over anything phallic and to think she'd be even more extreme if it were not for her manager

>>59651494
Mold?

Off with their heads!

>>59651457
I mean, it sounds like you're more obsessed in cocks than her the way you always bring this up unprompted.

You ain't a true member until you post your member.

>Wake up
>don’t go to church
>still some beer left
>drink that shit
>watch a kronii vod
Good day to everyone except femnovelites

why is that one novelite here so desperate for cocks

>>59651801
If you are disrespecting your femnovelites I will have no choice but to escort them to a more friendly location, also known as my harem

>>59651861
i think he wants to be a local threadceleb

>>59651726
Can you refute my statements?

>>59651861
Femnovelite who spends all of her free time reading smutty romances
Please understand

>>59651861
She’s /HERE/

>>59649075
I was big into that stuff like 10-15 years ago and now I'm wondering if I knew Little Shiorin in any of those communities

>>59652385
Cute
That blanket? Me.

>>59652385
Cute…

Day 63
My schizophrenia runs unchecked, and my obsession shows no signs of stopping.

It's easy to burn your money on her and claim you're a big fan. What about her primal urges?

>>59651457
You cracked the code. Quickly, send her a dick pick to claim the spot of the goodest Novelite before someone else steals the idea.

Nouvelle is a femboy.

>>59652981
I wish I was a femboy...

>>59652829
Of course I'll send. My thing isn't the prettiest but I want to make her happy.

>>59653879
I want to be Shiori's handsome anime butler

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

I'm gonna do it!

>>59654180
*steals your chips*

耳かき | MIMIKAKI

You had a headache as you failed the midterm biology exam. You kept flipping page after page and read her notes to memorize all the weird Latin terms that were presented in the respective subject of human anatomy.
Twelve o’clock in the afternoon. Time flew by without you realizing that you had been biting your nails, a bad habit of yours when you were under pressure.


With the door to your room slightly open and your earphones in, Shiori tried to surprise you with a faint step. 'Wow, guess who!' she exclaimed, but you didn't hear her.
Shiori frowned, and with a smug expression, she reached into her bag and pulled out a cold canned beverage, gently caressing your nape."
“S..Shiorin, I didn’t know you were there !” as you tried to hide your moans from a sudden coldness that came from her little prank.
“I've already told you that wearing an earphone for too long is a bad habit, you should take care of your ears” said Shiorin, giving you a cold brew canned coffee, “did you make any progress with your studies, will you have time to help me with my homework ?” And she fell, rather than sat down, on one of the pillow mats which surrounded the table.

“yes, I can do that,” as you put down the earphones “there’s a lot of time for the remedial exam, and your notes are a great help for me to study,” as you pause “something that I will forget later” while faintly laughing, and you drink the cold coffee that wash your thirst with her presence cleared your mood.
“my, thank you” she opened her school bag and stacked the books and a pencil case on top of the table. “I hope you can pass the remedial exam,” she giggled.
“Yeah, we promised for a picnic and Halloween horror movie marathon” you answered, while tapping at your ear holes “itchy” you whispered.


Enjoyed every moment in life, that was probably something that you finally wanted to accept. but you probably should paid attention to your ears and always kept them clean.
“What's wrong ?,” Shiori was curious, why did you keep tapping your ears, are they itchy ?”
“yes, I think” you showed a hesitation “I am sorry, I should take care of them while I can.”
“It’s okay, I am almost done with my homework” Shiori stood up and took an ear cleaning set from the cupboard, “come here, let me clean your ears” she patted her lap “come here, lay down on my lap”. she sweetly giggled at your dumbfounded face, “relax, let me take care of you.”
With a lot of care she tried her best to cleaned your ears, scratched the outer ears with a bamboo ear pick, and guided them carefully into your ear canals, scraped away the dirt and cerumen, as you sank deeper into her lap, never thought the crunchy sound from the ear pick, the smell of her cologne made you relaxed and sleepy.
“fuuuuuuuuu………..” she blew your ears, and you were surprised by the warmth of her breath.
“hehe this is the final touch, sorry for surprising you,” she said. “hehe, silly you are easily shocked when you’re vulnerable,” she gently caressed your hair. “It's okay, you should stay a bit longer” she faintly smiled as she gazed her amber eyes, locked with yours.
Enjoyed every moment in life, that was probably something that you finally wanted to accept.

*a short writing before I'm going to sleep, hope you enjoy it !

>>59654205

>>59654180
>>59654343
awww, cute.....

Cute morning, novelites!
What kind of sharpie should I use to write something on the skin so it doesn't come off that quickly in contact with sweat and hands? I've used the one for the whiteboards, but O, R, and ~N came off after a couple of rubs.

My mental darkness is high, post sexy Shioris

>>59655756
Sure

>>59655756

>>59655621
A permanent marker?

>>59655756

Bees are scary

>>59655756

>>59655756

>>59655756

>>59654330
Nice write novelsamurai
It’s rare to see a ear picking fanfic to heal my heart, and you delivered well.

>>59655756

>>59655756

>>59655929
Isn't that permanent?

>>59656139
not on skin

Thank you for the cute Shiori arts...

>>59656193
Just be careful where you write it. I once used red sharpie on my tummy to write disgusting things for an ex boyfriend and it didn't come off properly for days and days no matter how much I scrubbed.

You're writing "Shiorin" though so I would let the world see that. Teach them of her cuteness.

>>59656139
markers for whiteboards are made to be easy to erase even by passing your finger. permanment markers you need to use alcohol or soap to clean it

So is cute finally winning over sex around these parts?

>>59656333
The truth is that there is no war, it's a careful balancing act.

>>59656333
It's already been established that sexfags are Novelight scum.

>>59656139
Nothing is truly permanent.

>>59656018
I can work with this

>>59656266
I once wrote a girlfriend’s name on my hand with a yellow highlighter. It took a while to get off.

>>59656459
Like neon yellow? Hehe...

>>59656396
>>59656412
the duality...

>>59656519
Nah girl it was like faded too, like almost dried up. Could barely see her name

>>59656266
What do you mean cute? It looks like bootlegged death grips' album cover.

Good night, Novelites.

>>59656690
Redraw of Money Store with Shiori and Novelknight would be cute though!! I believe in you.

yee, thanks everyone for making me remember that girl I lost contact with who wrote hearts and cute things on my hand

After a certain point of high mental darkness you learn to stop bitching about it and just rawdog that shit. It won't get better, but you'll learn to cope.

>>59656752
Rest well anon

>>59656753
It would be, but I can't draw. I meant no love, deep web. It's tough to write stuff on your dick. Really hard to maintain erection.

>>59656800
We can draw cute things on you if you like anon
I liked my friends who let me doodle up their arms. One friend SH'd a lot so she'd ask for butterflies all over.

I've taken four shits today. I'm not sick or anything, it's just been a lot of shit.

I would go the whole egirl thing and my partners/people I’m interested in’s names on my thighs or chest but I’m really scared of getting like ink poisoning or any sort of poisoning really
Highlighter on hand the farthest I’ll go

>>59656266
Why don't you write some greentext smutfics from shiori's POV? I would love to read some stuff about her getting railed by an average novelknight. Ever thought about it?

>>59657407
If you don't mind it from a femanon's perspective I could certainly arrange that. Back in the day on /v/ and /vg/ I used to do lewd Muffet voice acting and wrote a few smutfics for her and those went down a hit

>>59657906
I need more things from a femanon perspective.

>>59657360
That was me the other day, before and after I went for a 7k run, and then even more throughout the day

>>59656866
I am fine with the mental darkness. My problem is that whenever I have a free day from work I get a sort of brainfog after 10-12 hours. I have been told it's because I don't move enough when I am not working, so there is a sort of rebound from the high intensity of working. I don't know if it's true, I know I hate knowing I never enjoy my days off.

>>59657906
Are you seriously asking? Of course.

>>59651457
It is a natural fact of life that dicks are aesthetically more pleasing to look at than vags

Rough sex with a female Novelite followed by lots of pampering afterwards.

>>59658229
Fag/Straight woman hands wrote this

>>59657407
>>59657993
Ok, here goes, just a little attempt:

> My adorable Novelite has presented me with a surprise...I wonder what it could be~ always there in chat, but it's our first night together
> www
> could it be another bug tasting session....together?
> he showed me something absolutely fascinating, but got so shy, but it's okay, I could already smell it, all musky in his pants, waiting for me to inspect it
> I really can't resist because my love for my Novelite has grown into something more than any of the husbandos I have ever romanced in any game, it's making me a little flustered
> He's a little clumsy, but so am I, so I find this very cute indeed....
> I rub my sleeves against his crotch and I can't help but giggle, it's really trying to say hello, goodness gracious, good golly...
> It's beaaaautiful! Novelite, why are you so red? You keep saying you're average, but I'm honestly enthralled here....the tip has a little bit of something, may I taste it, pretty please?
> it's salty and a little bitter
> I think I like it even more than my regular black coffees and teas.....
> before I know it, it's in my cheek like my face is a mochi, I'm so hungry despite not eating or snacking so much, it's just too much...
> Novelite is looking at me with big eyes, it's like we match now~
> I'm against my bed and he's grabbed my hips, is it bad I don't mind the way he's ripping my clothes off? fuck...
> The feel and the noise of his specimen going into me is honestly wonderful....I'm so sensitive, does he know my fanfic history? Has he been spying on what I input into my own AI?
> this is making me positively whimper....I feel like I'm the one being probed now, even though this fine Novelite is meant to be MY science experiment
> /fuck/ ........

>>59656396
There is no war in The Shiori Novella.

>>59657376
As someone who works with ink and regularly gets myself with markers and pens on accident with the occasional explosion, that stuff is basically in the realm of freak accidents assuming you're only talking about skin. It's only as worth being afraid of as you might be afraid of getting in a wreck literally any time you use a vehicle.

>>59658302
The combination of rough animalistic fucking followed by headpats and snuggles is the absolute best anon.....please know us girls love headpats and maybe a little spooning before we go....again......

Good morning, I love Shiori

>>59658385
I always thought headpats were only a thing anime girls liked and in real life, girls hated it when you messed up their hair.

>>59658331
That was so good girl…

>>59658385
This.

>>59658484
Joke's on you if one's hair is already described as "floof", it is one of the nicest sensory pleasures in the world, I want to feel like a good girl after all the rough breeding and then snuggle up and those ruffles turn into strokes and then those strokes of my hair end up back over my soft back and then the fun starts again....

>>59658360

>>59658484
Anime girls love headpats because they are cats.

novelites

>>59658331
Nice, I can imagine Shiori getting hot and bothered by this if she actually reads stuff here.

>>59658542
good story. I already jerked off to your tits like 5 times. How does that make you feel?

>>59658599
Sorry Shiori, but for my mental health I'm probably better off falling in love with another Novelite instead of you, I'm suee you understand.

>>59658625
W-what?

>>59658526
>>59658650
You're welcome and I can totally imagine that too, I can tell this girl grew up reading lemon and other nice things, cultured, sweet lass.

>>59658663
Five already!!! How does it make YOU feel, Novelite?

>>59658331
Didn't she say she didn't drink coffee? Other than that this is great.

>>59658763
Thank you! I'm a big drinks person and I can definitely recall her saying she only ever drinks tea and coffee without milk or sugar, but I don't know which tangent stream that was in I'm afraid. To my memory she leans more towards tea and she hates fizzy and carbonated beverages.

>>59658542
Goddamn, floof haired girls truly are the best. Not only is their hair a symbol of sex but they are already pre-approved for headpats.

>>59658599
yeah

>>59658599

The Demiurge is active once more.

>>59658331
G-Good golly...

>>59658723
>how does it make YOU feel, Novelite?

That's not the best way to start my morning.

It's a new chapter, I had to do it. Bye.

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Enjoy the vacation.

ABAYO CHOCODICK

>>59658484
Not a femnovelite, but if you read smut you see it's basically rough fucking followed by the man turning into a giant baby.

>>59658798
Hello, you're remembering wrong.
She absolutely does not drink or like coffee.
https://youtu.be/6ivw5In0XVo?t=2423

>>59658331

I read Crime and Punishment expecting to discuss it with you shiggers, but instead I'm greeted with this shit. I expected more of you, but you turned out to be mere beasts. Just like the rest.

>>59658723
You’re a very good girl, I wish the other fembirds on /Ope/ were as active

October First. Year twenty three of the third era.
Many of my brethren have fallen. They have been corrupted by the beings known as 'Femnovelites,' a mythical being known to lurk amongst the shadows of our company as we revel in our own solitude. I cannot discern these creatures' motives, but I pray that my comrades return their eyes to her highness; our eyes are for her alone. An exclusive contract was made... But it seems we do not have the will to follow it- something I should have noticed from the state of mind many of my comrades seemed to exhibit. Will I be next? By the old ones, I see only darkness in these times. How I wish I could only be back in the courts of Inkwell and tending to my lady, or helping the serfs manage their menial labor.
I pray for thee to return us to grace.

>>59658934
Ah, it is just black tea then? I have failed.....I'll have to rewrite the entire scenario AGAIN, oh nyo

TASKETE NIGGERMAN AAAAA

>>59658986
It's okay. I just have tea autism and that's one of the reasons I love her.

>>59658986

I hope this garbage page isnt an omen for the rest of this chapter

>>59658958
Thanks I love being called a good girl...wasn't there that one femjailbird trying to yoink us femnovelites some threads ago? Hey, lady, I hope you've eaten a good dinner today!

just when did the sole w*man of this general undergo into mitosis?

>>59659033
…that was me, girl…it’s the same fembird

>>59659019
Just wait until next page when her schedule is posted and everyone melts down.

>>59659008
Please share tea autism, what is everyone's favourites? I very much like peppermint tea, but a friend recently gave me an Earl Grey that has hints of orange in it and it was quite divine.

I am going to Shiori.

>>59658916
It seems like post-sex bed talk is truly the best time for a man to show his vulnerability. Like my idol Guts.

We better get a full october of horror movies with Shiori.

>mfw

>>59659072
I wondered why an anon dude was saying "girl" the way real life coworkers and friends do. Happy lurking, do you enjoy oreo alongside your birb?

>>59658951
Where is bookanon... BOOKANON TASUKETEE
I want to discuss A study in Scarlet, maybe for the next page...

This thread needs to be burned. Torn from the book of life and tossed into the all-consuming flames of destruction. Let all who witnessed this tragedy forget of its existence, and let all who partook of such unholy rites be condemned to oblivion.

>>59658964
Avoid the shadows and the whispers, my friend. Avoid the forest, the flowers and the thorns.
Steel your faith, for the flesh is weak

>>59659124
Of course I do! Like, yuri shipping aside, I really enjoy Shiori‘s presence during collabs and such. I’m actually really looking forward for tonight because Terrarua is when we usually get the best Shioraven moments. Ahhhh, I can feel the yuri already…

Besides that, I usually try to catch Shiori when Nerissa isn’t streaming or switch over to her when Nerissa is done. Shiori is such a sweetie.

>>59659215
Be the change you want to see. What did you think of it? I thought it was very rough around the edges, but Sherlock just being a weirdo was pretty enjoyable and the whole Mormon interlude was surprisingly good. As someone who knows a lot of Mormons and thinks they're up to some weird shit, it was an unexpected surprise but a very welcome one.

>>59659215
I hope I can finish it tomorrow, but so far I am not impressed. This is my second Holmes' novel, I had read the hound ages ago. Dunno, I don't like how Holmes deduce stuff. It feels like bullshit to me.

Yeah that's nice and all but Shiori is straight

>>59659273
Yurishipping is so good, my heart is so weak for it. Tonight will be really fun, sleepy Shiori in Terrararara was cute and their chemistry is really endearing, I liked the sleepover with Biboo too.

I hope you enjoy the threads and I would ask to paint eachother's nails or do eachother's hair if it was possible to through a screen

vollsack. women vagina

>all bread celebs are jailbirds

An anon did a poll last night and this split seems to be about 50/50 GFEfags and people who don't care about GFE. Surprised, as I'd figured it would probably be 80%+ GFEfags

What's going on in this thread? I saw femnovelites talking then a dudes cock. Better then last night's thread though

>>59659082
I absolutely love Earl Grey in the morning. Oolong tea is good too.
Shou Mei tea is a little more expensive, but it can make me relax in a way nothing else can.
Other than that I enjoy Keemun, Assam, Darjeeling, Nilgiri, Kikucha, Bancha, Sencha, the list can go on.
We're talking tea here though, none of that herbal infusion crap. Also you need to use a proper kettle, no microwaves. Tea leaves too, preferably high quality ones sourced from a specialist tea shop and not the boxed brands. They can be good, they're preferable to the dust you get in bags. Also need to store them well in a dark airtight sealed container. Or a jar in a dark place.
I have a really really good cast iron pot too, and my late grandmother's bone china teaset, so I use a saucer too. It's really just a little ritual to myself to make me feel good. Also I one of those cups with no handles for the oolong or green teas. It has cute panda eyes inside, just feels right to use a different cup for those subsets.
So you see, if Shiori admits to starting to drink coffee, I'll be super sad-shi.

>>59659389
DONT LOOK ITS SHAMEFUL

>>59659312
Remember that it was written in an era where forensic science was in its infancy. Even stuff we consider basic like DNA tests or fingerprinting didn't exist, so things like the kind of stuff Holmes does are closer to magic than real detective work in the eyes of the reader at the time. I saw someone say that Holmes stories are basically superhero stories disguised as crime fiction, and I definitely think that's accurate.

Are we ready to talk about book club? I've been holding off on mentioning my favorite part of the book where Watson was complimenting and rizzing up Sherlock's ego and said Sherlock was the equivalent of a schoolgirl getting called pretty and loving every second of it. Genuinely laughed at that part.

>>59659398
Oolong is really soothing....I've never had Shou Mei but I used to live near a nice tea shop and I still have some leftover Orange Pekoe from there but their Darjeeling was amazing. Absolutely agree NO microwaves, although I have a basic bitch kettle and you're making me reminisce about lovely teasets now in family's households. I'm melting at the cute panda eyes bit, if it wasn't too offtopic to post I would ask if you would post next baked bread, I'm sure Shiori would approve.

In that case, no coffee for Shiori! None.

>>59659353
Sleepy Shiori is so cute, I love Shioraven interactions so much…they’re just so adorable together. I want them to off collab together some day

That would be really cute…I’d love to show you what my fingers can do after~

yuck...I'm throwing this bread away

>>59659558
Don't worry, I'm certain that sooner or later, the Advent girls will get together and have some field trips offcollab and it will be lovely.

You're so soothing~ a head massage would put me right to sleep in the best way, birdlite....

I warned you all about what happens when you let a woman in on your group activity

>>59659615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHLZgumsMJc

>>59659311
I will probably save the details if the discussion appears again. But it was a fun read for me, I can see the appeal of Sherlock. I didn't like too much of the interlude because I was getting so invested with the investigation that all the second part felt like an endless flashback to me

>>59659662
Why hasn't she turned the moldy songs into a short

>>59659658
It's alright as long as they pay the pagely tiddy tax and Shiori~n isn't streaming.

>>59659398
>I absolutely love Earl Grey in the morning
Marry me. I love Earl Grey so much. I'd rather a cup of that in the morning than a cup of coffee and I love coffee.
I've got into the habit of drinking some chamomile before bed and I have to admit; that old wives tale is really something. It definitely makes you sleep like a brick

>>59658916
>>59659096
Girls only like vulnerability when it's not real

>>59659743
I'd like to have your cups in the morning. Show em.

fat fuck

>>59659780
Untrue. They'll put up with it as long as you're tall. A tall man will help women overlook a lot of shit they'd otherwise care about.

>>59659644
I really hope it’s at Nerissa’s house, just so mamarissa can embarrass Nerissa in front of all of her friends rumao

Lots of girls have told me my fingers are magic. I’ll put you to sleep right quick, my little novelite~

>>59659398
>Tea leaves too, preferably high quality ones sourced from a specialist tea shop and not the boxed brands
Tell me more about this. I've always wanted to try loose leaf tea

>>59659731
So far I’ve only seen one pair of tits. There are two femanons here? Someone is holding out

>>59659780
Personally I find it really touching when men show vulnerability around me and know that they are all the more loveable because they are communicating how they feel and bottling it all away would make me really sad. My late father was always outwardly emotional but he was so old school he'd find it really hard to word or open up about what was on his mind. At the end of the day I'm just happy to be a shoulder. You're no less manly for this and it takes a lot of bravery and comfortability to open up to that degree. Please be proud of it always.

>>59659662
She's so cute

>>59659667
we need more sad-shi quote edits

>>59659899
I'm the one who posted booba before, so it's my lovely friend over here in the corner with her magical fingers which I'm gonna say now: are painted black or purple maybe maybe maybe

I am not eloquent enough to use words to describe how lonely I am

>>59659862
That's very interesting. Please post your mammary glands so I can think more about you

>>59659848
You're huffing too much /fit/ fumes my guy. It's not necessarily height, it's security. You can't let the vulnerability get too high that it breaks the blanket of security that you give them. Height is just one factor that helps add security but it's not the end all be all. My friend is a lot shorter than me and yet he's with the love of his life right now and from what he tells me, she tells him how secure and happy she feels now with him.

Total Shigger Death. This time I mean it.

>>59659938
You like them? Shit shigger, I'll do ton of them.

>>59659987
>>59659987
COVERED boobs.
Both pairs must be fully exposed asap or you will be banished from the thread. This cannot continue.

>>59659914
You're lying

>>59659848
You're partly telling the truth

>>59658599
me every thread

>>59659780
honestly, you have to be fairly brave to open up. A lot of guys, myself included, are sometimes scared to open up and show our vulnerable sides. if anything, showing a person your vulnerable side is a huge sign of trust and devotion. It means you're comfortable enough with that person that you can just show yourself bare to them without shame or fear
It's hard to do. but it's much easier when you trust the other person

>>59660053
Seconded. But I'm 5'1 so I've never cared about height anyway. I will make you look tall either way so daijobu and donmai.

Despite the femanons insistence I still don't trust bitches

>>59659848
I'm 6'2, fairly muscular, and have never even been on a date because I have a mediocre face and am retardedly socially anxious and autistic so women usually don't even speak to me.

>>59659987
Unpainted right now but usually purple and black yea

>>59660006
Ahhh, yeah I don’t ever post pics of myself anywhere online. That’s how they track you down. If you’ve done it before more power to you but I’m way too paranoid to ever

>>59660158
Oh no, by all means don't trust bitches
Just know the right folks will love you for you and opening up to them will leave you feeling like everything is lighter, not drained and heavy afterwards. You're all alright and should you ever end up in a relationship or friendship with someone in this way, they will prove to you with their genuine love and enjoyment of just being around you for you, that it is real. Okay to be cautious though.

Fuck it. I'm done. You cattle crave the yoke of the Demiurge, so who am I to deny you? I'm going to ascend. Enjoy your false paradise.

>>59660118
They like it when you're "vulnerable" and they can think all the things you just said because it's the opposite of actually being vulnerable

They don't like it when it's real

>>59660209
Very interesting. I don't see the picture of tits attached to your post. Must've been a mistake

>>59660209
Gtfo

>>59660245
Please don't go, I don't want to be alone with the sisters...

>>59660245
Don't leave me... I'm not going to fall into temptation again I swear

>>59660357
Time and time again I have tried to guide you all off the path of sin and towards cutesex enlightenment. I have sacrificed my very being to protect the divine spark that is inside every living being, but you have repeatedly spurned my aid. You have nobody but yourself to blame for succumbing to the Demiurge's temptations. You made your bed. Now die in it.

>>59660118
I don’t like men, like at all but I do think more men should be willing to be more vulnerable and open. Not just with women but with each other. From what I’ve seen, a lot of men go through actual issues but are too afraid of being called fags or something by their “friends” to ever open up about what their issues are.

You’re still a person, and people have emotional needs. Finding a space to open up and have an honest and genuine conversation about that shit is good for you.

>>59660384
*cums on this crying Shiorin*

Alright, but what color hair does the anime boy Demiurge have?

>>59660456
Honestly this. My manager who also happens to be a good friend in an older bro sort of way was talking about this a few weeks back, about how he is nearly 35 and it's only in the last few years he's really escaped the fear that opening up makes him "not manly" or anything else. Honestly it's really important to be able to.

>>59660509
Since devilman, it has been established that divine or supernatural boys have white to blonde hair.

>>59660053
Post your height. I'm 5'6" for ref.
It's not from /fit/, it's from what I've observed. I've worked on myself for a long time and can behave normally. Self grooming, gym, and an apt but non designer dresscode. Every woman I know who is or was in a bad relationship was with a tall guy, all men that are able to just rely on that to compensate for the fact that they're awful partners. A sense of security doesn't matter at all so long as women feel they have something valuable. In my own experience, the second I stopped being cute as a late teen and became more masculine in appearance, women went from doting over me to barely acknowledging me. The only change I made to my body was a positive one that made me healthier. I should be someone who offers more security now than I did before, but it turned out like that. It's value, not security that matters. Security is only one part of what women want.

>>59660456
>I don’t like men
>proceeds to give malicious advice

Telling a w*man about your feelings is like telling your bank info to an indian accent over the phone

>>59660451
I followed your teachings closely, enlightened one. I've been banned for NSFW six times and posted seven of the cutest things about Shiori. How do I get rid of the 3DPDs? They don't talk about Shiori. They barely watch her. Please, I need your guidance.

>>59660456
It's something that a lot of men have been suffering from. you're pretty much told to "man up and take it" and to be strong. But a lot of times it can be hard. It can be too much. And men perceive that as a sign of weakness. To be able to open up. to be comfortable with your emotions. to talk about how you're feeling, is something weak men would do. And strong men just swallow it down and suck it up. And it's that mentality that absolutely destroys them on the inside
It can be liberating to just be able to open up. to talk. to vent out frustrations instead of letting it fester inside and either falling down the substance abuse spiral or worse. It's why I say being able to open up is a sign of bravery. Because for men, it's harder to open up than it is to keep things inside. It's important to be able to just talk

>>59660651
Just imagine they are Shiori and Nerissa, like I do.

>mentioning /fit/ while talking about their /soc/ shit
alright ive been nice enough

>>59660574
Had a bad relationship with a tall guy years and years ago so can vouch. I can't really speak for every woman but if you both have common grounds and have similar goals and interests, I find that you end up bonding and if it's a relationship and not just a fling, you'll have loads and loads of reasons why you love being with that person. I guess that's whatever you would call value.

Is it really that much harder being a guy? For instance, years ago I was chubbier but I'd get male attention regardless. Nowadays I'm curvy but I've lost three stone and have some muscles now and I still get male attention, the only difference is my personality has blossomed a lot and I'm more well-spoken than before, but in terms of strangers I've never had the issue you're describing, but it sounds...kind of hard?

>>59660686
So I'm not the only one that was imagining that

>>59660526
I hope you two are able to maintain that connection. More people need friends, especially now. Fucking around on internet forums will only ever get you so far.

I really should try to make some irl friends. I think I’ve been too much of a menhera hiki the past few years. I should try making at least one friend.

Why don't you just

>>59659510
I'd say it's a good couple times more soothing than Oolong. Oolong was my go to relaxation tea until I had some Shou Mei, just wipes my mind clear. Don't think I've tried Orange Pekoe straight out. There was a Prince of Wales blend I tried that had some Broken Orange Pekoe in it. I thought that was really nice.

>>59659743
I've heard a lot of good things about chamomile, I'd try it, but you know, herbal. Maybe I'll see if there's a way to make a blend with something. But yeah, Earl Grey holds a special place in my heart. It's just a good well rounded tea, so I was especially happy when she had that on her teaparty stream. Shame about the whole bag though, and the steeping for what seemed like too long and the tea itself most likely going cold.

>>59659873
For me it allows you to enjoy the flavor profile more. Smells are nicer too. Some of the smells of the tea that fill my room on any regular afternoon or morning, just absolutely divine. You don't get that sort of thing with regular tea bags. Though you do also need to have it straight to appreciate that kind of thing. no milk, no sugar, no honey, etc. Once you have a mouth for it and see if you like it, then well, you can add that in. Very rarely on occasion I'll boil some milk on the stovetop and add the leaves directly to the milk to make a really nice pure milk tea, it's very decadent and can make me feel a little bloated, but it's worth it. Way better than adding milk after the thing, or diluting the milk with water. Gross.

>>59660456
>>59660526
>>59660683
Talking about your problems is for women. Men solve them or should have the maturity to realize that simply talking is pointless.

>>59660686
Shiori loves cocks.

walls and walls of texts... truly a shigga thread... home...

>>59660683
>Man up and take it
I just told him to try and make friends. Yeah it’s hard, like it seems borderline impossible at times but that’s really the truth.
Like, I agree with you. This is what I was trying to get at before.

>>59660811
Absolutely not anon, that's the exact mentality of someone I had to end up leaving because of how they would not talk and everything had to have a solution. There is a balance. I've had to reassure male friends before that sometimes venting is venting and it's okay if we don't have answers, it's just nice to share it and breathe and maybe find a nice activity to do together after to take the brain off of it.

Simply talking is pointless though you say, I disagree with that.

>>59660770
i've never understood the fascination with adding milk with tea. I've always had coffee or tea black and have never once found issue. If anything, it tastes better black to me. Diluting it with milk and sugar just removes the flavor of the drink itself

>>59660901
she wont fuck you

>>59660733
>Stone
Girl what

I don't think the antibiotics are working. I woke up feeling the same pain I did 2 weeks ago. I still can't eat shit. Doctors are unhelpful. I'm so depressed. I just want to be healthy again.

>>59660811
And that is why you fail

>>59660574
I'm 5'10 and the friend I was talking about was 5'6. I think you are looking for that old habit of having women dote after you but now the dynamic has shifted in your 20's. In a relationship, someone always ends up needing to be the dependable one and realistically, it is almost always the men. Unless you start twinkmaxxing again, you won't be doted on and have the roles reversed, you have to be the proactive and dependable one. Your posts are too focused on looks but showing your cool side is just as important. Sorry if I worded it poorly, I'm still working on putting my thoughts into words better.
>>59660724
Sorry, I just have a habit of wanting to give people help and advice. It's literally what I want to do as a profession. Doubly so since I see all the Novelites as friends and good people that I just want to be happy.

>>59660942
It's apparently a unit of mass equal to 14 pounds (or 6.35 kg) that only the Brits/Irish use

>>59660733
>I've lost three stone
Kidney stones?

>>59660942
Sorry, britbong, I have lost kilos, many lbs!

>>59660946
I'm so sorry to hear that, before next stream if it is possible in your timezone, is it possible to arrange a med review with your GP/doctor so they can switch you onto something else or by unhelpful are they just not responding? You will become healthy again anon, we believe in you. Just so sorry you've had to deal with such things.

>>59660811
Anon, please go make some friends and talk about your feelings with them.

>>59660456
male response/semi t dump People are just shitty about it. I've always been there for people in the past, but if I ever went to them with an issue then other men would usually just give me some canned shitty advice ("just go to the gym bro" type shit when I was already fairly buff from being a regular gym goer) or abandon me entirely. Women would usually call me a whiny loser then abandon me. I didn't have a conversation with anyone I wasn't already friends with from early 2020 - mid 2022 (and haven't had a ton since) after I had such poor experiences in the past. My "friends" now are I guess a bit more open, but it's usually just me playing psychologist and any time I try opening up to them it gets reversed and I'm back to playing psychologist. I know relationships are give and take but it feels like a 90:10 thing, if not worse.

>>59660901
Apparently as a way to reduce bitterness, cool the tea itself and prevent the cups of old from cracking. There's a subset of people who put the milk in first before they put the tea in or teabag in that case and I don't understand it at all. Different strokes.

Do you guys have a fantasy world you just mentally retire to in the time between when you go to bed and when you actually fall asleep?

Right now I am figuring out the politics between a gendermerie and normal police.