/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fitting OP image given the recent Shondo tweet.

>>59566912
That's exactly why I used it.

GRAPE

thats it, im fucking moving to england. fuck this. ToT

I'm gonna lose it

Accidental alignment kek

>>59567726
how does the mere presence of her hair radiate pure sex

>>59568067
everything about the person you love will do that. moreso if you're apart.

shondo in my arms while she’s wearing her randoseru

>>59568067
Idk looks kind of frizzy and unhealthy

>>59568199
can't believe I actually fell in love with this schizo

I no longer separate reality from fiction and have joined the ranks of the mentally ill

I WANT TO HUG SHONDO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ICAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>59568397
Knowing her lifestyle choices, I'd say it looks fine

>>59567726
WAIT IS THAT SHE HERSELF?

>>59568590
retard-kun...

>>59568590
No, it's me

>>59568590
Yea that's my wife in glorious RTX form anon

>>59568590
nope she put the randorseru on otis

>>59568590
no, that's one of the critters

>>59568590
No, that's wheelchairuser69.

>>59567726
I want to grab that handle and lift her up by it for some reason.

I NEED TO HUG SHONDO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Sorry bros but its over for you. I found her a while ago. On my way to Grape her right now.

Passionate love making with Shondo

>>59569235
i made this post

>>59569235
post pics

>>59568590
If you are meaning the latter post, then yes, that is Hana.
Sad that her previous company shat itself and died.

>>59568397
She’s said many times she has fluffy soft hair, I think that’s just how it is

I hope loli god requiem becomes the next kyoufuu all back and Shondo sings both

Funny that chatterino keeps your name in the viewer list of the streamers you're stalking waiting for Shondo to show up. Offline streamers have a lot of regular names.

>>59571129
one time Abi was talking to her offline chat because she thought people were waiting for her but it was just shoggers in the viewer list

>>59571129
thank you for calling me a regular even tho im a newfag
it means a lot to me

>>59571199
That hurts.

>>59571129
there's a setting that allows you to be anonymous so there are probably even more people than what's shown there too (like me)

she actually bought a randoseru what a fucking weirdo

love my little weirdo wife

>>59572513
no, thats hot

Shondo is the kind of girl who panics when she realizes you're going to rape her, but then lets out a sigh of relief when you say you're gonna kill her first.

>>59572513
totally not a fetish friend btw. and she totally only likes fictional 2d anime girls. i wish she was more honest with herself and her community so she'd filter all of the annoying moralfags

>>59573043
1) Irl girls don't wear rondoserus
2) liking to dress up like a loli making you a pedo is like saying a women wearing a dress makes her a lesbian

>>59573380
why are you so easy to bait

there are men out there again looking at my entire wife including her outfit, nails, hair, pretty face, smile, eyes. while i have to sit here and look at snips of one lock of her hair and randersel like a cuck

>>59573380
fetishizing middle school children makes you a pedo, yes.

So how many people is she going to come across calling her cute today and why am I not one of them.

>>59573380
>Irl girls don't wear rondoserus
What? Of course they do.
>>59573468
No, it doesn't. Usually they have already entered puberty when they reach middle school.

>59573628
go back to /uoh/ and kill yourself dweld

>>59573628
sorry, i meant elementary school children. when they first get their randoserus.

>>59573525
Today is worse, usualy when they call her cute they call the "outside" shondo cute, if she's dressing up as a loli irl today and get called cute they're calling the real her cute which makes me a little mad, we're suposed to be the ones who knows this part of her not random northern men

>>59573691
I'm sorry you keep using words you don't know the meaning of, but there's no reason to namedrop some random guy.

I wasn't jealous when she went out to see Barbie but I can't help it today, I can't even think right now. She's going to tell us tomorrow how many people told her she was cute and how many times she got cat called and I'm just going to have to syadouHappyNod along with everyone else

>>59574042
post that in her maro

Its days like this where I unironicly think that if I dated her irl it would be hard to not keep her locked up in the house. I don't know how other couples handle people flirting with their bf/gf

If you are going to delete my post, you should delete the test too, trannyjanny.

>>59574042
You can say in chat you are jealous. I don't think that's breaking the vibe as long as you don't spam it constantly or go on rants...

Sadge. I was only singing...
>:(

>>59574331
go back to offline chat

>>59574331

>>59574171
you wouldn't just knock someone tf out if they tried something with your girl but you retards love to talk up how much you'd beat on her??? you retards are actually failures as men

>>59574476
How will being in prison while your girlfriend cheats on you make you a real man?

>>59574567
sit and let other guys try shit with your girl then you cuck. not that it's a problem you'll have to worry about any time soon

>>59574359
not me, dick

>>59574634
Have you tried being white?

>>59574634
If she is willing to cheat on you, you already lost regardless of how many people you murdered to not feel like a cuck.

>>59574749
who said she would be cheating? i said other guys trying shit

>>59574806
>i said other guys trying shit
amounts to nothing if she's not willing, and even better when she shuts them down without you twitching an eyebrow.

my wife is so damn sexy

>>59574806
I get it if they literally harass her otherwise I wouldn't really be worried. In case of harassment, I would also call the cops

>>59574806
how insecure are you? lmao

Remember, if you win a fight you go to jail and if you lose you get cucked, going out with her would be an instant loss

>>59574974
yeah im talking being ready to floor someone for harassment level shit or actively pushing it past a general comment. im not saying drop every person that looks in her direction or speaks to her

>>59574806
They've never experienced this thing before so they don't get it. They just instantly assume everything immediately gets physical. imo, you're wasting your time trying to talk some sense into these forever highschool victims

>>59575107
you're all very worried about jail for a bunch of rape and ryona larpers

>>59575295
*rapes you*

>>59575295
>you all
you took bait from a reddit post, you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>59575461
jesse

>>59575182
Ew non-virgin. I hope it wasn't more than one otherwise she hates you.

>>59575695
what if it was just one person? :c I don't want her to hate me

>>59575770
watch streams

>>59575295
You forgot that the fantasy often includes killing her and then yourself. No jail.

>>59575695
not him but you're next

>>59575644
my wife

>>59575644
*chu*

>>59575107
Thanks for reminding me why I shouldn't bother with women and that "Wife" is just entertainment for my monkey brain.

>>59575461
Not bait, I looked into it and this seems real. Shondo seems like the type who's especially vulnerable to this. Any sane person would never date her IRL.

>seething 1views in my Otis posting thread
AWAY

>>59575295
>you’re all
get literally one guyed, post bruised shonshon or get out

>>59576214
I love this little rat.

>>59575107
women are fucking disgusting (except for shondo)

>>59576139
>I looked into it
ahahahahaha

>>59576214
baseg

>>59576277
Why should she be exempt?

>>59576214
>>59576269
>>59576312
la creatura

>>59576351
because i love her

>>59576292
I'd say cope harder, but it'd be better if you just learned that you can't derive your happiness from women, and the security of their attention

>>59576391
This

>>59575107
anyone have the link to this post? i'd like to read the replies

>>59576248

>>59576214
How will we ever be able to compete?

>>59576412
good luck finding your future husband anon

GOD DAMN LITTLE GIRL KEKING ME GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS I'M WRITING THE MARO AS WE SPEAK

>>59576412
Leave the thread, jealous woman

>>59576496
I'm not saying you have to go gay kek

>>59576412
no it's funnier to laugh at how little you know about her

>>59575644
*flick*

>>59576442
The woman deleted the post (because duh) but the replies have women who sympathize
Also see Nakamoto's interview with Rogan, her guy didn't even lose his fight but she dumped him because he got downed

Shondo's pantyhosed foot ToT

Shondo’s bare toes in my mouth TuT

>>59576586
She literally dumped (you) for Doom Guy and then Doom Guy because Hell Knight showed up

>>59576650
i love how she literally can't go out without stuff happening to her. her pon is very underrated i feel

>>59576687
so true oomfie

>>59576687
*hara-pans you*
*rapes you*

If I were in the norf, I would be drinking the sewage right now for a chance to drink a molecule that touched her foot.

>>59576687
yes, and she will dump (you) (hell knight) for me (ugh-zan VI)

My biggest regret in live is not buying the Shondo fumo while I had the chance.

>>59576800
FOR THE 100TH TIME
IT'S NOT OUT YET
YOU CAN'T BUY IT

>>59576800
same I missed out hard

>>59576800
the arg was too hard, I couldn't figure it out in time

>>59576819
>pay money to the wheel
>get fumo
it's not that deep bro

>>59576755
Shondo would be so turned on

>>59576549
yeah me

My princess <3

>>59576790
She'll meet Icon of Sin before she starts Serious Sam

>>59576800
good thing I got it in time, love this little onahole

>>59576940
fuck you alphabet man

>>59576928
holy cute!

Karma for her mentaly cheating on us with the guys giving her complements alll day.
I bet she was thinking like
>oh those guys on the internet love it when I flash them my feet, I wonder if guys irl will also stare if I go out with revealing footware next time
And then it happened

>>59577172
She's wearing hose though

>>59577172
you try too hard

>>59577172
ogey

>>59577244
I said next time

Stop replying to retards

okay

>>59577283
And I said *grapes you*

i know it's unreasonable but i do find it hard to accept that my wife refuses to show me anything while random retards on the street gets to see her in full. how do i learn how to cope with this? it's such a bizarre and unconventional relationship dynamic that it's hard to know what to think sometimes. shit like this is just a brainworm factory

>>59577363
You're not meant to think about it this hard, you're supposed to just feel good that the cute girl says nice things to you. If you think about it beyond that it's time to take a step back.

I'm really jealous today

>>59577363
Cook something up and put it in her maros. She might ignore it but if it's really bothering you that might help

>>59577337
*breaks you're wrist*
That's what would happen irl

>>59577363
I don't know what you want any of us to say. Maybe this isn't for you, maybe you just need to get over it, maybe you need to step back.

>>59577434
*you're*
heh, you're too slow *double grapes you*

>>59577363
Just in the last few day you got a picture of her bare feet, and one of her wearing a randoseru.

>>59577363
She wants to show us but she is also insecure and paranoid

If this applies to showing herself, there's no reason to assume it doesn't apply to sex too
>doesn't want to be lewd with her husband because they're too close to her but fucks random guys weekly because they're just "random old men"

lol lmao

>>59577580
well duh, but you don't think about it like a cuck. use the self esteem boost she gives you to improve yourself

>>59566836
She'll get kicked out if she's wearing that dress to school..

projection? go back to your roach whore

>>59577697
And I'll be the one to pick her up and correct her for being a provocative little harlot

>>59577637
why would you get a self-esteem boost from this unless you're an artist like giru or ren?

>>59577931
NTA but cute girl give me attention make monkey brain feel good

>>59577931
having her laugh at one of your silly comments, or take an interest in one of your hobbies
or share your fanart. she doesnt just appreciate pros

>>59577703
I love her little pouty face

>>59577987
>>59578008
none of that ever happens to me

>>59577580
>>59577637
If that's true she would tell us about it the same way she tells us about going outside

>>59578254
art reps now

>>59578258
no, because talking about sex with guys can easily be misinterpreted as wanting more

>>59578254
then you're just watching her for her entertainment value I guess

>>59578328
no? i'm just not interesting enough to grab her attention.

>>59578321
I'm just using your logic but I feel like the moment it doesn't fit your narrative anymore you just add bullshit.
why can talking about showing off her clothes to guys not be misinterpreted the same way? Doesn't make sense.

Also, your theory would go against everything she ever said so it would require me to believe she is lying about everything? Sounds retarded.

>>59578522
stop. replying.

>>59578546
ok

>>59578522
she already showed she can lie with a straight face, see the simlish/dutch. even lied about never lying in that same instance.
also what? every human who goes out in public "shows off their clothes" what the fuck are you on about

Don’t reply!
ty

Would you be OK with her fucking guys and flirting with men IF there were no emotional connection and she only formed an emotional connection with us? It's not like we could fulfil those desires irl even if we wanted to

he’s still trying, that’s sad

>>59572513
can you faggots watch streams, her family bought it for her

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE

you know what to do

>59578830
>not like we could fulfil those desires irl even if we wanted to
speak for yourself cuck i'll be the one that wins

>>59576070
rare moment of shogger clarity

Stop replying, fucking retard.

>>59579010
GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GGGRRRAAAPPPEEE

>>59579010
GRAPE
i wanna punch the shoncunny and have her spray piss and blood on my knuckles

>>59579010
GRAPE

>>59579010
GRAPE passionately

>>59576928
I'm not super versed on disney is shondo rapunzel here

>>59577763
roach whore? where?

>>59578830
as long as she doesnt get addicted to dick and quit streaming

Shut up and look at Shondo tummy
https://twitter.com/4ru1ri/status/1708176991625871483?t=QN5SzBhwSzGvWC8KSoV6pQ&s=19

>>59579147
I think so.

>>59578830
Even thinking about this is a red flag for you, anon. She is a woman with a real life and not your (or my) pet/girlfriend/dedicated emotional comfortbot.
I suggest you think about WHY the thought of her forming emotional connections with men bothers you. Trust me, it's something broken in you.

>>59577703
I'd have her clean my kitchen if you know what I mean..

>no one replied so he has to do it himself
shocking

>>59579739
god i love it when they draw lolis like that
the smol stomach bulge is so cute

>>59579744
Stop replying. For fuck’s sake.
He’s so desperate he’s replying to himself, just ignore him.

>>59579786
meds
this is just the new direction of her community. the excessive parasocialness of the past few months was unhealthy so we're all cooling off

dance monkey dance

did a bait thread just die?

>>59579951
make one

antiniggers always come in pairs so they keep replying to each other nonstop

b

>>59579010
GRAPE

>>59580130
ountiful Shondo piss

Wifey is magic.

I misclicked
ITS FUCKING OVER

What happened in this thread? So many antis and people who know literally nothing about her

>>59579811
it's underrated in general that if you aren't an athlete the average woman has a fat deposit below the belly and it can be pretty cute in moderation

>>59580525
Its literally 1 guy

>>59580554
Probably the guy who got banned

>>59580525
>noo ur wrong because of all my le sekrit knowledge that I cant share because... I just cant ok

is she intentionally disregarding opsec at this point, she really wants someone to go rape her

>>59580130
I beleeb

>>59580655
she is really dumb

>>59580655
or she wants someone to approach her web and get caught so she can tie them up in the basement. Forest tree is pretty stronk, from what I hear.

>>59580851
hes just the only guy in the house anymore. he has guy strength but beyond that it doesnt sound like hes stronger than average

>>59580851
i don't trust someone who is too weak to lift a shovel to assess the strength of another person. he's probably not very strong considering he's playing games 24/7 lol

>>59580655
found it, fucking dumb girl

SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARDS YOU'RE JUST BAITING MORE

>>59581780
>he doesn't knows
You can triangulate her coordinates with the circumference of the bee mug

>>59581741
i hate newfags like you so much. go back and read her old maros if you think she's above being found

>>59581905
I mean baiting more schizos to join in.

she's basically said before which major city she's near and I imagine that's where they bus to for movies and shit, it's whatever

i think i found it but im not sure, someone please tell me to kill myself if the nearest city starts with C

i actually dont know what ill do if she tells us someone found her and hugged her

I want to grape her.

>>59582125
yeah she lives in the city of Cunny

>>59581934
Where do you read old maros?

>>59582132
I'm thinking thats what she hopes for. The despondent maros will be part of the fun.

>>59582132
i don't think she'd tell us desu, which in a way is even worse. it's better to just not think about these things at all because nothing good can come of it. it's a type of suffering that can't be resolved

>>59582132
there are probably 20-30 husbands that would go out of their way to find her in real life, and think of how many live in the UK. what did say her british audience was? 20-25%? so at most thats 2-4 people. the likelihood of them finding her are extremely low

>>59582132
You will find out when she goes to Paris. I WILL find her and I will give her a big hug and FT might get one too

>>59582776
those husbands are probably all in the south

>>59582132
Get mentally ready for Paris. One of my goons will record our loving embrace and I will fight the only shogga I hate in this community

>>59582817
>>59582984
Paris is fine, I'm going too so at least I have a chance. If I cant find her while we're both there and others do I'll leave forever, or most likely kill myself

>>59582776
oh no... anon-san you arent aware are you?

>>59582984
I hope the baguette plaps her cunny good

dont reply to bait

>>59573468
Today I will teach them

>>59583132
of what

>>59582984
Who do you hate?

>>59583132
please shut the fuck up

>>59583239
>>59583310
please read this
>>59583195

Reply to me instead.

>>59575107
>woman moment
woman moment

Also follow me please

>>59583375
hi!

>>59583375
*chu*
>>59583415
dm me first

>>59583239
i already found her...

>>59582776
the UK is a tiny country and she has basically said on stream where she lives. 4 people actively looking would find her immediately. if you're not autistic enough to piece it together on your own, you can just give 50 quid to one of those private investigator companies and they'll do a trace and find her in 5 minutes for you if you're lazy. it would be a trivial task for them

>>59583432
Drop your @ and I will

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here's my twitter tag, please follow me

>>59583719
What am I looking at?

>>59583719
You posted your master password instead of your handle you dumb shogger

>>59583719
okay I'm already stumped at the second cipher and I'm lazy

>>59583788
>>59584080
no, figure it out
i think i messed up along the way and made it unsolvable tho

>>59583719
hi ray im already following you

>>59584112
you definitely did. looks like it ends in the middle of it

i feel so uneasy every time she's outside. please go back home already

>>59584363
its almost 9pm, shes probably heading home on the bus right now

>>59577363
>>59577431
Fleece you're supposed to think of her vtuber model as her real body, that's her ideal self and those outfits are what she'd love to wear casually. Wifey hates her irl body while simultaneously desiring attention like all women do, sadly she can't show us too much for a laundry list of reasons so she copes with compliments from family members and random employees once in a blue moon. Getting jealous because of her coping mechanism is beyond selfish when you get to see her at her peak every stream, sorry but smelly +170cm E wearing an oversized hoodie can't hold a candle to loli princess Shadow.

>>59584480
>sorry but smelly +170cm E wearing an oversized hoodie can't hold a candle to loli princess Shadow.
you are so fucking wrong a stinky girl wearing an oversized hoodie is so fucking sex

>>59584480
weird post family

>>59584480
stopped reading after the first word since you guessed the person wrong. you're really not as smart as you think you are

>>59584480
she is sexy as fuck homo, did you not hear about all the dudes catcalling her last time

>>59584618
she got catcalled when she was a fat child so idunno man

>>59584480
>fleece
Stopped reading there

>>59584480
>loli princess Shadow
Stopped reading there

>>59577697
Not if she can "persuade" the principal

>replying

>>59584727
oh yeah reply to this *grabs bulge*

>>59584727
if you want the thread gone, you can simply pretend it doesn't exist. i'll keep replying because i think it's fun to talk to shoggaz. cope and sneed, nigga

>>59584678
a few weirdos is one thing but with her its everyone. shes objectively very hot

>>59584810
>i think it's fun to talk to shoggaz
homo

>>59584601
If you're a homosexual who finds men's clothes appealing.
>>59584678
>>59584618
I'm not into 3DPD and British men have no standards, they'd even catcall a chubby boy if he had long hair.

>>59584879
>If you're a homosexual who finds men's clothes appealing.
You're so stupid LMFAO glad to have you around anon

stopped reading

Don't care anymore somebody dm me

stopped reading after stopped reading

stopped

s

>new reply
stopped looking

What the fuck are you guys even gleaming from the bee stuff she took? That she visited a fucking marks and spencers?

>>59584406
nevermind it sounds like she just got to the theater. what has she been doing all day

ignore this then

>>59585030
>what has she been doing all day
sex with me
she used these btw >>59585046

>>59585030
>what has she been doing all day
me

>>59585030
wheelchairuser69

>>59585046
Shondo's blue toes in my mouth every night while I deeply and profusely pound her

>>59585098
shut yo bitchass FT or I'll give you a wedgie

why is every vtuber so obsessed with FNAF? honest question

>>59584834
it just sounds like a few dudes and little girls

>>59585222
zoomers

>>59585222
They all want to fuck the bear

>>59585046
>[Deleted]
seajanny...

>"nyoooo FT isn't gay, he's just more interested in games than women"
>opens up FT's steam profile
>full of ascii gay porn in his comments
i chuckled

>>59585017
I suppose the connection is only apparent because I already figured what area

No little girl would point and actually say that she's snow white while she's wearing a randosaru like a fucking elementary student
It sounds like she did the whole "my child said this online" routine she talked about in the collab

>>59585384
Pathological lying.

>>59585384
uk elementary students don't use randoseru retard, why is this unbelievable to you

>>59585384
Shes been doing this for a while, it's just and excuse for us to call her cute or princess of whatever

>>59585384
she's schizo, anon.

So you're saying she isn't being hit on and she's only doing it to make us feel jealous so we go after her more?
Does that

>>59585599
She got to him...

>>59585384
>>59585449
>>59585495
>>59585599
>woman fishing for compliments from her man
>normal man: happy that she cares
>Shondo fishing for compliments from YOU
>"DiD tHiS rEaLLy hApPen?"

>>59585599
This makes no sense, if shoggers like her why wouldnt chavs

>>59585736
need fumo

>>59585736
delete this

>>59585736
If she just acknowledges that she's a fibber, none of this would've happened. But she decided to go onto stream and say multiple times that she NEVER lies, and detests it even.
Just women things.

>>59585736
if she wants compliments from me she'll have to show herself to me. that's all it takes. complimenting somebody on their looks when you haven't even seen them doesn't mean literally anything. it's not a valid comparison for this reason alone

>>59586054
yeah this is why people are so autistically picking apart everything she says, because she keeps insisting that she's open and truthful about everything, that she shares everything about herself and her life and that she never lies about literally anything. that automatically makes your brain go into deconstruction mode to find faults with what stuff she's saying, because not a single person on earth is like that in reality. it's literally just a reflex

>>59586057
>complimenting somebody on their looks when you haven't even seen them doesn't mean literally anything
Maybe to your logical male brain, to her it clearly means something since she wants to be praised by you.

>>59586132
I think you all are dumbasses for getting caught up in this but I think it illustrates how short-sighted the whole "I'll tell you everything about myself so you can't get mad at me later" plan is
even then there's things she won't *deny* but she clearly put effort to trying to scrub

SHONTOES

>>59586652
post them

>>59586737
no 3 day pls

>>59586787
retard

Kek, missing half the fucking image

>>59586787
bruh

>>59587035
tfw you'll never have chibishon on a leash

Anyone else keeps getting connection errors?

>>59582198
That's right next door to Lingus!

Is Shondo home or is she just checking our loveposts

>>59588147
What are you talking about?

>>59585736
Fumos WHEN???

>>59588147
Pretty sure she isn't home yet, she'd have tweeted about it. I'm assuming they'll arrive home around the same time when she went out on for her birthday.

>>59585046

one of you is being a faggot

>>59588680
namedrop me

I don't care what fags are doing where is Shondo

>>59587495
Guess again buddy

>>59587035
The shondo in her natural habitat

>>59589098
that's me btw

>>59586132
I’m a long time shogga and I’ve accepted she lies about a lot of things and it’s retarded to take her seriously. I’ve followed her on and off since her goth clown whore days and she’s just funny anime girl to me now.

https://files.catbox.moe/pc19ru.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/gi1p5o.jpeg

Yes, woman are liars, but thank god this one got cuter over time.

post made me kek, you're a funny guy shogga

that was the most hilarious attempt at being a catalog anti I've ever seen. managed to be even more of an incel than any of us too

LMFAO

so, uh... excited for tomorrow's stream, shoggers?

>>59590495
ive never heard of the game before but im excited to catch up with her after today

>>59590495
yes very, Faith is gonna be such kino I can’t wait

>>59590495
if played right it could give us another 1 word meme to spam

I love how shondo's invention of shogger/etc has made it extremely easy to pick out the most new and retarded of her community since they tend to use it most

>>59590728
I only use it here and I've been around for a while

>>59590676
mortis?

I dont know anything about saw except that really shitty 360 game

>>59590728
I'm just happy she gave us 'Shogger' because it gives us a derogatory black person word to use instead of the other one that constantly gets me banned.

>>59590845
schnidoo

>>59590728
i love how you use a completely arbitrary way of deciding whether someone is a newfag or not. certified schizo behavior

>>59590728
shonpimples

>>59590901
No, I mean "nigger"

>>59590728
I'm glad we have the word shogga, because I managed to make her laugh her ass off once thanks to it.

>>59590495
MORTIS/10

>>59590495
I'm gonna go ahead and rate it an 7/10. We had fun during the 2 hour zatsu where she told us everything BUT the events of her day today in order to drive us insane during Shadow Weekend and she competently played the kino game and didn't get spooked once.

>>59590279
people sling "incel" around as an insult a lot, but they can't even show the "incel" is wrong. its just virgin shaming/omega shaming as an ad hominem

I guess she is on her way home right now?

kek

>>59590495
im looking forward to her complaining about controls even though there are only like 5 total buttons to press (movement and using the power of god)

tomorrow will be the true test, whether fleece relapses and returns to his old whiny baby ways

>>59590495
Maybe Shondo will get scared on stream for the first time since Village

>>59591461
Why? Faith doesn't seem like a very cucky game, unless you're scared she'll get wet for the pig demon.

kek who the fuck

>>59591566
Because of the zatsu, dumbass.

>>59591566
not the game, the zatsudan about her time out

>>59591461
the hyper christian lolcow will be funnier to watch
>>59591485
it's not that scary though

>>59591338
I thought omegas had to do with mpreg in fujoshit

>>59591407
Safe to assume yeah.

>>59591598
She will skip the zatsu. What she did is between her and Shadowmama.

>>59591461
She literally just needs to actually not talk about her day and he will flip the fuck out. I know it sucks because we want to hear it, but for the lulz potential I hope she doesn't say a word.

>>59591710
no, it's someone who's at the absolute bottom of the heirarchy like me who can't even betabux
why would you think of Alphaverse first

i never know what to reply under her tweets, so i barely do it
she will never recognize me, its all shover....

>>59591761
What a dumb idea. I don't care about fleece, stop being jealous

>>59591761
Nah, I don't care about lolcow shit. I just want to hear cute stories about her pointing at cows.

>>59591723
please she wouldn't skip on the opportunity to tease how she's some literal goddess that every peasant on the street fawns over
she'll claim some little girl wanted a picture of her and then some chav asked for her number before she saw one of those LOSERS from her school who was absolutely intimidated by her stunning good looks and fell into a manhole

>>59591989
have chatgpt ready and just it to generate a casual reply to it, and just paste her tweet in each time

>>59592057
woman detected

>>59592057
When you lay it all out like that it does seem pretty unbelievable
I think she's pretty hot though

>>59592127
wow that sure works great

>>59592272
ask it to not be retarded and try again

>>59592209
I'm playing it up for the meme, really I just think the middle school grudge bit was really funny

>>59592057
>and then everyone clapped

>>59592272
I think she'd like these bizarre responses if you lasagnad it enough

>>59592320
>>59592447
could work

>>59592841
I can already see her laughing at this for a good 15 seconds

>>59592057
she'll at least mention how she saw ugly people if nothing else. that has somehow become a staple of her irl stories

>>59593382
any good princess story needs ugly peasants for contrast, just let her have her moment she only goes outside like 5 times a year

>>59593382
I love the degradation

>>59593513
I think it would be really funny if I showed her a picture of my face and she just fucking puked on stream

Still not home... The brainworms are starting to manifest themselves. I'm trying to distract myself, but it's not working.

>>59593903
Yes shogger I'm sure she's getting her back blown out while her grangran watches
Get a grip

>>59593903
they might have gone out afterwards like last time. probably getting drunk and getting hit on right now

>>59593936
fuck you

>>59593931
Doesn't have to be that extreme.

>>59593903
stop caring

>>59594049
Then getting hit on as an attractive woman is a given, so that little shouldn't bother you

>All lowercase
>Abundant use of "unironically"
Her writing style gives me the same vibe I get from the thread schizo. Hmm...

>>59593903
Same. Did she mention if the critters are there too?

she got hit by a bus and died

>>59594281
unironically take your meds

>>59594281
>it's the "Shondo is the thread schizo" shonspiracy again
The only thread schizo here is you

>>59594446
Sorry, Im retarded. They watched saw...

>>59593931
it's true i'm the one blowing her back out

>>59594446
I could see them not being well behaved enough to go, but I'm sure Forest Elder would like all her grandchildren to go. I wonder if her GTA uncle came too.

>>59594515 (me)
But maybe Forest tree is there too?

>>59594455
unironically true
>i was driving the bus

>>59594573
Yeah and Saw is 18+ so they wouldn't be allowed in

>>59594515
Is the UK that strict about R18 movie admissions, or do they just let you in if your parents are there? I've heard of dumbass parents in the US bringing babies into horror movies.

>>59594641
Also, apparently you can't tell norfie middle schoolers from adults at a glance anyway now

>>59594281
you should unirioncally consider killing yourself

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>>59594800
>>59594800
>>59594800

>>59594635
>Saw is 18+ so they wouldn't be allowed in
They would have their mom and granny with them. Age rating doesn't matter then. At least not where I live.

>>59594788
I'm considering that every day.

>>59594871
don't do it my shogga

>>59594871
we know you post about it constantly fucking do it already

>>59594871
Shogga why didn't you after Thursday? Was it a good day like you said it had to be? Not trying to be a dick I'm actually curious

>>59594871
Get antidepressants