/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Anyone stream late at night (pst)

>>59567548
/asp/ Commandments
>1. Are you a girl or a boy?
It is not of our concern.
>2. Are you a babi or a femboy?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Did you guys see the aspie numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you see what twitter/discord is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>5. The baiters are insulting your aspies!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. Hey guess what I heard from /asp/cord!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>7. You guys should quit...
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>didn't make it into anyone's lists last thread
It's fucking over

I wanna PLAP the menhera out of Denpafish

>>59567644
Amen

Name one chuuba and tell me why they deserve a shot at the title next weekend

Am I really that autistic?

>>59567831
Rura because she is a 10ft tall dinosaur

>>59567681
if you're a dude nothing personal mate, the girls are just too cute this gen

>>59567831
rura because she's vicious and would maul the competition

should add >>59516724 to the bake next time maybe?

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https://twitch.tv/kennycoda

>>59568027
I misspelled my own name when I posted my link, it's Kuku not Kuru...

>>59568027
Make a pastebin or something

Where is the advice related to vtubing?

>>59568027
Hell no. Unless it's pastebin that's constantly updated

>>59568027
no, that's specific for a certain gen, but if you make a link (it can be anything) with all the /asp/ies, from all gens (or at least the actives) we can add it to the OP

>>59567903

>>59567831
Rinna, she is our diversity hire and may bring people over from /choc/.

>>59568115
/asp/ has become /wvt/ lite, even the /wvt/ schizos have moved here.
Rebel, shania, rin and viewercord schizos are now here.

>just enable desktop site
BEEEEKA

>>59568300
viewerchord schizos have always been here

>>59568300
>lite
It averages more users and more chuubas posted per square inch

>>59568350
Would "Jr" be more appropriate?

>>59567831
Haru, he's next in line chronologically
Potentially Albertmorn
Camui used to be a wrestler, I can see him working well

>>59568346
>>59565444
Yome, niga! Yome!

>>59568559
I was just a dogshit Stone Cold / William Regal wannabe tbf but if Dante needs some help with creation here was my billed stuff and moveset
>
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 198 lbs
Hometown: Las Vegas, NV
Theme: Ministry - Burning Inside
Front facelock butterfly lock snapmare double chicken wing / double underhook pin
Nagata Lock 3
Hammerlock lariat
Standing surfboard curbstomp
Front Facelock Suplex
Wristlock reversal: Wristlock roll leg sweep pin combo
Corner: Side knee strike knee kickout ankle sweep stomps
Finisher: Thesz press strikes kickout snap DDT Romero dragon sleeper

>>59568300
And the new crop of/asp/ie is more interested in blogging than growing, they think they're hot shit because people are talking about them on a nigerian dress sewing forum

>>59569075
Stop obsessing with growth, geez. Let people have fun, this is a hobby and will never be a job for most.

>>59568172
a full aspie list would be funny but i think most of the thread focuses on gen 4 and 5

>>59569075
Just go ahead and admit how many twitchtracker/sullygnome tabs you have in your history for today.

>>59569075
You sound like a gen 3 ngmi. Only people from that luxiem boom era were this faggy with growing. No soul. No enjoyment. Grow grow grow mindset until you eventually give up and menhera dump on the thread.

>never talked about
>never on any top lists
a-at least I post link! haha

>>59569550
Exactly. Growth is important but not the most important. It's more important to go at a pace that won't burn you out quickly and make you give up, because some progress is better than no progress, what's important is you keep going at it.

>say they don't care about growth
>simultaneously cry about being a 2 view
The duality of man

>>59569822
Probably not the same people

>>59569075
>t. seething retail worker

>>59569822
The duality of man

>>59567548
Look Ma'! I made it in the OP for the first time! Anyway, good Master Duel Mornings! We're playing more Yugioh! Might be a lil short, but were gonna climb that ranked ladder as much as we can!
https://www.twitch.tv/SlushyWater52

Who cares about growth, you should just focus on having a good time ahah

>>59570114
implying "growth at all costs" fags aren't the most obvious groomers

"Hey kid, you wanna hit it big? You gotta know the right people in this biz."

LIVE IN 5
MY BLAINE IS BWOKEN
https://youtube.com/live/AAIy9PXdaGE
https://youtube.com/live/AAIy9PXdaGE
https://youtube.com/live/AAIy9PXdaGE
https://youtube.com/live/AAIy9PXdaGE
https://youtube.com/live/AAIy9PXdaGE

>>59570094
hehe they used my lil chibi of you

>>59570278
Back when I was a viewer I only wanted her to grow big enough that she wouldn't need to interact with me to get chat interaction

join /asp/cord
we can help you

Yeah but imagine this:

Rura has just come home from work on her father's chicken and mice farm (you dont eat the mice, only the chickens, the mice are for like snakes and stuff). Seeing from her tiny laboured steps towards you, she's physically broken. You take her into your arms and gently squeeze her tiny frame. Taking in all the air she can into her little lungs, she breathes a sigh of relief as your scent fills her head as collapses like a ragdoll into you. Catching her into a princess carry you can see the dirt stuck to her skin, feathers in her hair and saw dust throughout her clothes.

Undressing her tiny tired body, you ease her into the warm bath you had prepared for her earlier (her second bath ever). Gently the dirt falls away her body as you run the warm bath water over. All the while, you take in how soft she is, how much her skin glows in the gentle refraction of the water and just how little of the bath she takes up.

Delicately washing her face, you realise how small and fragile her features are, your own face begins to feel hot, you're blushing, but she's too relaxed to even realise. Lifting her up, you dry her off and place her on the bed, tummy down with her face pressed into her favourite pillow.

Standing next to the bed beside her, you start rubbing scented oil into her newly washed body. Pressing your hands deeply into her back she let's out a small forced sigh as she is pushed into the bed. You sometimes forget just how strong you are compared to her. You release the pressure away from her ribs and focus on down to the small of her back, being extra careful.

The smoothness of her skin is getting to your head. She's too perfect. You can't help yourself but playfully see if you can wrap her little waist with just your hands. The supple skin around her waist gives way to your grip as your fingers press into her lower tummy. Muffled through the pillow against her face, a small horny whimper followed by her gripping your wrist, her nails digging into you. Pushing a little harder, she gives out another pitiful whimper as her other hand twists the sheets her palm. You're fingers are pressing in the perfect spot for her.

She tries to push herself up with her arm but you react faster, gripping the nape of her neck and forcing her down against her resistance. Your other hand still pressed firmly against her tummy.

Her heels flick up as she tries desperately but pathetically to kick in you in the back. Her ankles would snap before ever moving you away. Squeezing firmly against the sides of her neck for a moment, you let her know you're in control and there's nothing she can do. The kicking dies down and her breathes are now anxiously fast.

Confirming her submission, you take your hand against her tummy and raise her hips. Like a good girl, she sets her knees to hold her position. She looks so good, the arch from her neck to her ass sends hot blood through you. Taking your hand to the back of her, you can feel how excited she is despite her desperate fight to stop you. She wants it.

But, she should know better than to misbehave. So you begin to toy with her, just with the tip of your finger tracing her lips with such light pressure she can't tell if the pleasure is from you or her own imagination. She tries to rear herself further into your hand, in a poor horny attempt to get more out of you but you squeeze her neck again to remind her, she's your plaything. Letting out a pitiful moan she turns her face from the pillow letting her speak clearly and cries to you, "Please, please I'm sorry. I'll be good for you. I promise." Her face is bright red with her eyes shiny, ready to cry. Sweat sticking her hair to her face. Smirking at her, you let her have her way and rub her harder. Her eyes roll back in pleasure and her moans overfill the bedroom so much that the street could hear her.

You take your hand that was pressed to her neck away, like a well trained girl, even without your force, she keeps her head down against the pillow beneath you. Sliding your fingers into her, she instinctively starts a rhythm with you as she fucks herself. Her need to cum filling her mind.Her breathing quickens. Her tummy tightens. Her legs quiver. Redness blushes over her entire body as she screams your name.

Collapsing into a post-horny mess, every inch of stress has left her body. You brush her hair aside from her face and gently your Rura'a cheek as she drifts off to sleep.

>>59570358
Your lil chibi is precious

Man. I should go to bed. I just needed to get that out of my head.

>>59570494
>>59570526
are you saying this is NOT a copypasta…

>>59570707
No. I wrote it just then. It had been swimming in my head for a few days and it drives me insane.

>>59570494
>gently your Rura'a cheek as she drifts off to sleep.

UFCK

Cheek! You gently kiss your Rura's cheek!

>>59570494
Nice AI story.

>>59570517
we got a lot of good artists around here, it's nice

>>59570494
Iriya is back and I couldn't be happier

Thank you for this! Beautiful

>>59570494
Your lore knowledge is too strong

Do most aspies have previous content creation/streaming experience? Feels like I'm the only one who jumped in without having done anything before

>>59571136
i didnt, i think you are greatly overestimating everyone

>>59571136
I did some casual flesh streaming but not in the "I want to build a real channel out of this" sense.

>>59571042
he's here almost everyday though? i see him posting here all the time like talking about the things he's working on or answering other general questions from anons

>>59571136
ME. IM NOOB. Been learning a lot thanks to everyone though.

>>59571136
I was nocamming for about a year before I finaly decided to start PNGtubing

>>59570494
>An entire erotica without explicitly referencing genitals
That's a skill.

>>59571194
I was trying to say like... back with ero fanfic in thread. I love that

>>59571136
i feel like it's been a pretty mixed bag
personally i streamed on and off inconsistently and did some speedrun stuff but it was sporadic so I'd say i had limited experience prior to vtubing; I would say there's more aspies who started from that much experience or less than those with big content creation backgrounds

>>59571042
Layla...

>>59571292
That's how you should write ero fanfics for girls. Iriya is amazing at this

>>59570494
BUT WHERES THE FUCKING

>>59571384
...

>>59571136
i was a fleshtuber and streamer! i did pretty well but had to take a break for school

>>59571059
hell yeah

>>59570931
Doesn't seem like it, AI text can usually look disjointed and even non-sensical at times too

>>59571384
Layla love!

>>59571136
I used to make game tutorials on youtube, that channel had 250 subscribers a lot more than my vtuber channel

>>59571674
The person calling it AI also doesn't realize how every story they post is filled with countless references. If this is written by Iriya, he is also used to writing ASMR scripts with length.

>>59570444
Post link, coward!

>>59570931
Because AI would add in spelling mistake. For authenticity.

>>59571462
Here you go

PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT
GET PREGNANT
GET PREGNANT

We go through this every time anon. It isn't that interesting to write. How many different ways can you write 'thing 1 inserts into thing 2'? If you read enough amateur erotica, you'll find some hilarious stuff because you can tell the author has run out of ways to write 'thing 1 insert into thing 2' and the metaphors become nonsensical, 'his piston thrusting into my o-ring' type of stuff and I personally don't like it that much, like it's fine but it's best a method to get to other things

>>59569552
If you are who I think you are, if people pop in your stream and the first thing they hear is you venting about office/work, there's a chance they might leave. If I'm wrong, ignore me.

>>59572211
Please, never change Iriya

>>59572211
Why are you gay

>>59572835
This is the most straight thing ever. He is actually pleasing women with this

>>59572624
I don't think I can even if wanted desu.

>>59572835
Are you propositioning me?

>>59567831
Rura because I want to see her tummy punched. Finbar too because I want to see his head used as a soccer ball

>>59572894
Nta but he has the mind of a woman. If only he had the body.

Becoming a beloved thread personality without even streaming... I am truly ngmi

>>59569075
I'll try growing but I'll stay a NGMI mostly anyways, so my priorities are lying on having fun and chilling with peeps. Doesn't mean I won't give it my all, but I'm not going to break a leg over it.

>>59572974
I don't think he has the mind of a woman. I think he actually KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE WOMEN. He does everything right. Men that actually like women should learn from him, that's my opinion

>>59573125
kek

>>59573084
Popularity here != popularity in streaming

>>59572974
Wrong, you want the opposite, a biological woman who understands and wants the plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant

>>59573125
Layla your a child not a woman

>>59573231
-.- where do you want to be bitten so I can do the opposite?

>layla will never bite your cock off

Why even live bros

>>59573125
So he can be that best friend that you never fuck or give a chance?

>>59572239
Ranting about work sounds relatable, tho

>>59573594
Do you think that's how girls feel about Vox? Yeah, didn't think so

>>59573617
I don't watch vtubers for "relatable"

>>59573731
Iriya is nothing like suck-my-dick-and-call-me-master-you-little-whore Vox

>>59573594
rrat: iriya has a girlfriend that he cucks by making her proofread his posts

>>59573885
I don't care, I still love him.

Hey, Iriya, I gotta be real with you here. It's super creepy to write novels about a girl who has 8 viewers on a good day. She has made it clear that she's asexual, so why aren't you getting the hint? Imagine if other people wrote stuff like this about her, talking about wanting to touch her and fuck her. Before you go posting this for her to see, just take a moment and think about it. I actually really like Rura. She's genuinely kind and all that. I get that you have feelings for her and you wanna express yourself, but seriously, think before you say things. This isn't normal. The way you've been acting makes me worry that you're just one bad day away from booking a flight to harass her.

>>59573883
To me they are similar: both know what girls want and how they want it

>>59573984
Rura already said she is ok with it, stop white knighting her. She can speak for herself

>>59573883
Yeah. Vox is a fraud who got tired of the act and his audience of fujos.

>>59574177
This isn't the catalog buddy.

>>59573731
Vox also has "desirability" from the fact he's already stabilished and famous.
a 2view can try and mimick what he does still have zero success with it

>>59574095
Rura is clearly just putting up with it because he's her personal clipper, her personal editor, comissioned art of her and is one of her most prominent chatters.

>>59574095
She is too kind to say anything mean. Oh, and by the way, Rura, you don't have to respond to this. I don't want to white knight her, but isn't this kind of creepy behavior? I mean, I understand that people here really like the guy, and I have no problem with him. His ASMRs are great, and it's clear he knows what he's doing. But does he really need to harass that poor girl in broad daylight? If anything, he could keep those scripts hidden, leave out her name or spoiler them.

>>59573984
>asexual
dyrbi?

>>59574391
Why not just DM rura and ask her how she feels rather than calling her out here?

>>59574391
It depends on what Rura thinks and feels. It is only creepy and harassment if she isn't ok with it. Some VTubers are ok with viewers lewding them and making NSFW stuff about them, others are not. Rura is the only one who has a say in this.

(I can't believe that one tiny retweet I did of the holocure gamedev came to bite me in the back in here? weird) Man I'm sure other people here must be really sick of this topic again... l-let's instead talk about uhh, people's tips to remain motivated in their chuuba journey? ;_; haha

>>59573984
>>59574391
Fuck off Layla, Rura is an adult woman and doesn't need you to speak on her behalf

>>59574684
WTF? THAT'S NOT ME! I AM THE PERSON ARGUING AGAINST THAT PERSON

>>59574684
You guys DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL IT PISSES ME OFF

YOU THINK I BELIEVE STUFF I DO NOT

SKIN WALKER THREAD
SKIN WALKER THREAD

Like clockwork the thread descends into astroturfing faggotry for a couple of hours a day. Let the children play, the next thread will be back for the adults

>>59574684
Just watch my fking vod and listen to me talking about how LEWD STUFF IS OK because I ALLOW IT.

With Rura is the same thing, she is the one who makes the rules. No one else should "defend her". She can do it herself. She is much stronger than you all think

If horny stuff bothers you, dont use the internet.
Turn off your computer and go sit on the floor and count ants or whatever boring people do.

>>59574505
She was nice to people crabbing her. I don't think she'll say anything to Iriya. Honestly, he's not a terrible guy, but those creepy novels really need to stop. It's just making me feel uneasy, and I'm not sure how he'd handle being rejected. I hate to say it, but that's how I see his behavior right now.
>>59574547
I agree, but I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable. I'm just stating my opinion. Now it's up to Iriya. He doesn't have to listen to me anyway. After all I'm just another anon.
>>59574684
Just so you know, I'm not Layla. Don't use me to crab Rura or Layla. It's starting to get really annoying.

>>59574861
>my entire personality is a thing I don't do

>>59574915
>I purposely traveled to the aquarium and saw a fish and now Im having a melty because I hate fish, how could this happen to me, surely its everyone elses fault but mine

Here's how you reply to concernfaggotry and white-knighting
"lol"

>>59574979
This is a blue board retard

>>59575029
This is 4chan retard

>finally another portuguese-speaking /asp/ie
>it's layla
the monkey paw strikes again...

>>59575038
This is 4channel.org.

The youtube bunch has more posts about them than viewers lmao

>>59575114
It's just them+hired viewer+maybe one schizo chatting amongst themselves.
They really should just get a discord, cause this lack of tact makes me not want to associate with them

>>59575311
>thread schizos targeting certain chuubas
>those chuubas must be bad

>>59575029
Nothing about a blue board precludes horny posting. /a/ is technically a blue board.

>Who would win:
One horny post
OR
The entire thread

>>59575417
Posting on 4chan is already a red flag, they're not making it better

>>59575545
Guess we're all red flags then

>>59575633
Correct

>>59575545
>le internet boogyman

>>59575545
You're so fucking new it's embarrassing

>>59575679
shhhhh let them find out

>>59575541
He's too powerful for these threads.

>>59575679
That's no news when so many chuubas keep getting baited in here

>>59575633
To a regular "normie" viewer? Pretty much yeah

>>59569075
Daiya is growing

>>59575831
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Iriya , Han bun and GClef are the Rura sexposters.

>tourists crabbing
Unreal. Go back to vtweeting

>>59575831
Normie viewers don't watch indies

>>59575883
Ogey

All of you had opportunities to post actual content but chose to respond to or give attention to shitposters instead.

>>59576222
give me one person who posted any content today

(talking about me in these weird arguments is making everyone here dislike me even when i'm just a small nobody starting out, pls stop, pls talk about how cute aspies are instead)

>>59573125
If he knows how to treat a woman how comes I like him, huh? I'm a guy, I shouldn't be enjoying his content. Checkmate, liberals!

>>59576343
Reading reps

>>59576222
That takes effort, I would rather make a couple of tweets and post here so people know I exist

>>59576483
yay more Rinna content

>>59575024
lol

>>59576483
Cute!

>>59576490
so nobody

>>59576394
Take the HRT pill, you will look very cute in a frilly dress

Why does no one ever hornypost for me? I am not even getting a tummy punch of anything of that sort... heck, just slap me or something I don't know. Just something, anything really...

Why do you guys hate me...

>>59576483
Very cute!

>>59576598
These posts will never be funny no matter how many versions you make

We're Tekken it too far
https://twitch.tv/kuromaruoniisan

>>59576598
Give a hint who you are and I'll start

>>59574858
Proof btw: https://youtu.be/lTHq5IEol_o?t=5847

>>59576598
Layla my beloved

>>59576598
male?

>>59576483
cute!!!!!!

>>59576680
That wasn't me... my desperation has limits XD

>>59576641
I don't want to be funny, I want to be humiliated

>>59576681
Unfortunately...

>>59576664
autistic layla is so cute...

>>59563280
What is watermelon game?

I'm gonna fuck Layla until one of us is rendered unconscious

>cumming so hard in layla's throat it comes out her nose

>>59576892
https://suika-game.app/

>>59576975
>>59577040
>rura gets a full fleshed out ero story
>layla gets this

Wisps need to step up their game.

I wish my menhera was as simple as "uuuuu i'm shit" but I'm very content with where I am, it's more that I get more respect or adoration than I deserve for it and especially compared to other people that I think are just as good as me. I'd say it's imposter syndrome but can you even have imposter syndrome as an absolute nobody?

>>59577134
ty, gonna jump on that bandwagon in a bit

>>59570494
>The supple skin around her waist gives way to your grip as your fingers press into her lower tummy. Muffled through the pillow against her face, a small horny whimper followed by her gripping your wrist, her nails digging into you. Pushing a little harder, she gives out another pitiful whimper as her other hand twists the sheets her palm. You're fingers are pressing in the perfect spot for her.

Am I too much of a virgin to understand this? Why would pressing their stomach make them horny?

>>59577134
this shit is addicting lol

>>59577287
My little flame wisps can do whatever they want. I love them anyway

>>59577520
Anatomy class to you: the clitoris has an internal structure way bigger than you think. The nerves extend to your lower tummy inside. Everything gets sensitive there (in and out) when you are very excited. Also it could be an euphemism and he is actually touching her down there.

>>59577287
Iriya typed out an entire ero story because he wanted the target audience to feel something
I typed that up because I just want to fuck Layla until one of us passes out. I can spare you the descriptions of the sounds of skin slapping, or any talk of me running my tongue all over her body beforehand, listening to her whimpering as I go. You CERTAINLY don't ned me to attmpt relaying how I place my hand over hers, interlocking fingers as I plunge into her deepest depths. I trust you to be able to fill in your own blanks. I'm generally bad at describing that kind of shit anyway, so I'll just keep it as brief as I can manage.

My darlings, I've been thinking about something lately. I'm considering this whole lewdtuber thing. I've always been a sensual person, and I wouldn't mind the attention, especially during this tough divorce. But I'm not thinking straight these days. Is there anything I need to consider before taking this leap? Your advice would mean the world to me right now.

>>59577826
Contact me privately if you want a real consultation. Since we're on 4chan I'll say your best bet as a new lewd tuber is to get fucked.

>>59577826
What? Cats? You're getting divorced?

>>59577134
I'M ADDICTED
THANKS

>>59576777
The only males that get sexualized constantly are the borderline babis (Beryl and Haru).

>6 second viewtime on my Niji audition
I'M SO IN
SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS, /asp/!

>>59577826
>lewdtuber
>divorce (implying a previous relationship)
the only advice I can give you is to be up front about that with your audience (maybe not that it's recent, just that it happened at all) because unicorns and especially openly horny unicorns are a special brand of retarded. if they know they're getting their rocks off to someone that isn't """""pure""""" it'll be a lot saner for everyone involved.

>>59578246
I sexualise male VTubers in my mind. And I write it too. But I am not brave enough to post.

>>59567548
im going live in a few minutes
https://www.twitch.tv/phyxavt

>>59578256
Let's be honest here. No one is pure. Not even holo girls. Unicorns are delusional if they think otherwise.

>>59578250
at least you got a view

hey random indie here. got asked about joining some vtuber app service called VLUM and doing my reps. Anyone know about this group? any rrats?

>>59578368
None of the girls here have said that they have a boyfriend.

>>59578426
Looks chinese, I wouldn't in case there's some weird contract stuff

>>59577826
>But I'm not thinking straight these days. Is there anything I need to consider before taking this leap?
Yes, this is a terrible condition to be in to be doing this

>>59577826
Go find FuwaCoco on Twitter or Discord. She’s the expert in everything lewdtuber and is very smart when it comes to things like this. She’s also very friendly so I’m sure she’d be happy to give you expert advice

>>59578368
you overestimate the intelligence of the average unicorn if you think they can figure that out on their own
>>59578426
looking it up it seems to be some attempt at a vtuber social media platform and I mean, if you've never heard of it you can be sure your viewers sure the fuck haven't. probably a scam and even if it isn't, I can't imagine it's worth the hassle nevermind the risk

>>59578482
>>59578559
yeah pretty sure im rejecting. looks like its really nothing to write home about like vstream. Dug up some stuff on some korean cafe fan event that looks cool but I doubt them expanding to english vtubers will do anything especially if im seeing people with a lower follow count than me already in and im just a 2view.

If anyone here's actually in it or anything though do keep me updated cause I'm morbidly curious.

>>59578368
>No one is pure. Not even holo girls. Unicorns are delusional if they think otherwise.
Unicorns just want to live a nice fantasy, don't take that away from them...

>>59577826
you're not in a good state of mind to do this if you ever want to back off from it

>>59578629
You forgot the rest of the post you goober

>>59578550
>FuwaCoco
I forgot Fuwa was her name and not Coco, that's unfortunate, with Holo EN 3

>>59578714
I know. Fantasy is ok and great escapism. That's why holo girls and GFE girls should never talk about boyfriends with their audience. It doesn't stop being a fantasy, and both parties should be aware of that.

>>59578714
I think unicorns not losing themselves in that fantasy is important so they don't go insane. Fantasies are great, as long as you know it is fantasy.

>>59578550
Fuwa is not even a true lewdtuber.
It’s been like 8 months and she hasn’t done anything lewd.
Her stream gimmick is that she pretends to be lewd but gets embarrassed easily (Alva mainly), but we haven’t seen her do anything lewd.
So don’t ask her for advice.

>>59578854
How does that happen?
It’s even crazier when you consider their names are Fuwawa and Mococo and couldve easily been called Fuwacoco instead of Fuwamoco.

I've always been honest about being married. You will not recognize me because I don't post here like others do. It's not that I'm against being a part of this community, but I'm already established. Thank you for the advice. I'll take my time before making any major decisions. If I ever do feel the urge in the future, I'll definitely go for it.

>>59578368
I hate unicorns but I also hate blanket statements like "no one is pure". There are many pure girls (and boys) out there, attractive ones too. You're unlikely to find them online though, and most certainly not on 4chan

>>59579440
It depends on what you define as "pure". Someone that never kissed anyone, never hold hands, never touched anyone, never took nudes, never talked or thought about sex, never flirted, never masturbated, never watched porn, etc. while being an adult is not the norm at all. I would say it is almost impossible to be truly pure, unless you are talking about underaged people.

>>59578931
You are already insane if you are and realize you're a unicorn

>lance is thinking about becoming a lewdtuber
I mean... it could work... shame about the marriage and kid...

>>59579623
Unicorns are not that extreme, you can schlick, everyone is human

>>59579636
Lance is getting divorced?

>schizos still crying about Lance

>>59579704
I hope not but he's one of the few openly married/here/ vtubers so I need to crack a joke

>>59579230
she doesnt breach tos on stream obviously retard check her discord

>>59579789
Time loops? Lets goooo

>iloidtupo is thinking about becoming a lewdtuber
I mean... it could work... shame about the marriage and kid...

>>59579974
he's already very lewd

>>59579623
It's definitely not the norm but you can find them. I know at least 5 girls over the age of 18 who don't swear, never kissed, never had sex, never watched porn, etc. Just be willing to convert religions or unconvert someone strongly religious if you want a pure girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3_q8z0dzw

>>59580097
Well, maybe, you still can't know if they masturbate or not (even knowing if they had sex or not is harder than you think). And if they are that religious I doubt their families let them go online to stream as VTubers and have people lust over them.

>>59579870
She does not a single lewd thing on stream.
You don’t have to break TOS to be lewd, watch all the Vshoujo whores.

>>59579636
Lance is gone anon.
Let it go.

>>59580260
I wish I could trust women

>>59580429
Same bro

>>59580260
That's why unicorns are looking in the wrong place. They need to go outside and stop shitting up this board

>>59580429
You can trust women, you just should understand that probably those standards you have aren't rationality achievable. I mean, women are humans just like you. Put yourself in their shoes. Would it be easy for you to be that pure if you had people interested in you and you were over 18? Truly think about that. Because it is a bit strange to think that women will control themselves better than you for no reason.

>>59580559
>They need to go outside
Fuck no, I've been outside, it's a hellscape, how/why do you think I got into vtubing in the first place

>>59580627
I'd just like them to tell me they have a boyfriend before DMing and flirting with me for 6 months, small things you know

>>59580888
Ok, that sucks. I am sorry about that.

>>59580627
Layla...

Layla. Your cute accent and endearing ditzy moments have stolen my heart. I cherish your innocence and the joy you bring into my life. I love you more with each passing day, and I can't imagine a future without you. Will you be mine forever?

I'd rather see people posting their GEN5 rankings again over sitting through whatever this thread is

worst gen 5er?

best gen 5er?

>>59581533
You

>>59581585
I knew it

>>59581533
me
>>59581573
everyone but me

>>59581533
Everyone but me.

>>59581573
Me.

>>59581533
(You)
>>59581573
Also (You)

>>59581533
Momo's tentacle taste like shit, does that count?

>>59581533
>>59581573
Layla

>>59581982
Last time I got to taste Momomo’s tentacle, I was a lot more focused on other things 0~0

>>59577287
Allow me.

It has been a long day of work at your local market, at least not a boring one because Layla has been constantly teasing you through messages and, in a sense, keeping you company and stopping you from feeling lonely at the cash register, some of her texts were a little bit too much even for you, but it's understandable, as you go up the stairs up to the fifth floor where she told you to meet her you convince yourself that both of you are nervous, because you were able to notice in some of the audios that she sent you some high tones that Layla normally doesn't have, and you were also taking your time to respond carefully while in work. But all of that lies on the past now, as you approach the door to give a confident knock, expecting her to let you in...
You take a deep breath while waiting, not knowing if it were seconds or minutes that you were nervously trying to pull yourself together, it was going to be a good night, so you didn't want to mess anything up on such occasion, the wait was ended when you started to hear some rowdy keys almost crashing with the door lock in their way, after some seconds the door is open for you and there she is, in a black long dress with a faint blush on her face, Layla, you cannot avoid smiling after seeing her and how good she looks for tonight, she tells you to come in and without delay you do so.
After some simple chitchat, some jokes and pokes at each other about the whole conversation you had been having all day long, you excuse yourself to the back and get ready to dinner with a good shower, removing from you all possible odor and spraying yourself down in some cheap cologne + deodorant that you found the other day when "shopping" for tonight. With your hair not completely dry you go out of the bathroom releasing to the whole department some mist and telling her that you are, now, really ready.
Both of you sit down to eat some simple pasta that Layla cooked, and while you are getting comfortable on your seat she rapidly says that "There was something missing in the table!" and goes to the kitchen to seach for something, it takes a minute for her to return with a bottle of red wine that almost amazes you, because she never mentioned there was going to be drinking involved tonight, but that you still welcome and drink of, there are two long cups that served, and while you start to eat she cannot avoid chugging down the first cup she was served, while you hear again that so tempting thing... "I'm not a child, don't worry! I know what I'm doing, I can hold my liquor properly!" You want to push her buttons and see how she reacts, so you tell her that there is no problem and that she can do whatever she wants as the adult that she is. Both of you take your time eating, you try to not get so intoxicated because you already know what the biggest consequence of doing so will be, so you only take two cups, but the rest of the whole, one liter, bottle is drank in the span of an hour by her. She sometimes makes remarks that it's like blood, so it does nothing to her, that she is accustomed to it, and that you really do not need to worry, but you cannot help yourself from thinking if encouraging her behavior that was good thing... As both of you remained facing each other in the table, not a really long one, you start finding that Layla has started to poke you and play with your legs almost in a childish manner under the table while trying to keep her serious face, and sometimes chuckling as she touches you down there for a second and you unavoidably blush because of that, until you also decide to respond, and while trying to just play with her you foot ends in her private zone too, which she responds with almost pushing herself off the table and standing up almost completely red, thing that makes something in you go completely rampant, and while she tries to compose herself back you stand up and, without a regard if she will notice how you are down there, give her a strong hug... which is corresponded, and as a way to try and stay "on top" she tells you that it's time to go to the room, escalating all that simple thing faster than what you ever anticipated.
Holding her hand you follow her and contemplate her body from behind while she drives the both of you to her bed, her slime lines, her delicate arms and legs, her nicely formed ass... she presents to you in a very rapid manner her room, a very... pastel toned? place, with a single bed full of pillows, plushies, and very tidied blankets, while you sit down with your mind going at miles per second, she sits next to you and, while blushing, puts her hand in your crotch with a smile on her face as if trying to tell you that she won, and letting things flow by how she wants you let her do the rest, you just lay down and she goes over you, placing her hips almost in your face, moment in which you understand why she blushed...

>>59582248
... Under that black dress, all along, she was wearing nothing, she really thought it was a good idea, and before you keep thinking about what could have happened if both of you went to dine outside, or if you had the possibility or even really saw something without ever noticing what it really was, you can already feel a hot breeze in your lower part, being almost confused as how is everything going so fast, but without even having time to say nothing else, she lets her weight down on you, and the moment for you to also take action on her is due, your knowledge indicates you that you needed to search for her clitoris, and while feeling everything by how she already started sucking, you muve her as to have a better chance at committing to your part, instantly starting with your mouth and tongue the movements that you guess are correct, while also finding your nose invaded with a completely new scent, one not sweaty yet not simple, and while you enjoy your part and it makes you even more erect, you notice that, in what may have been minutes already, Layla has been struggling all along, there are some rough movements, there is sometimes use of teeth, but the completely pleasant amount of suction that you are feeling in the head is worth it without a shadow of doubt amazing enough to not even try to complain. Your whole body and mind is overtaken by sensations and feelings, the smells and scents that permeate the room, the sounds not only from both bodies trying to tune a love song but also from the bed moving and the cloths rubbing has you in heaven, there is nothing to distract you and the silence of the rest of world only makes this moment better, you slowly were able to go with your tongue inside her and start being more aggressive, you found your place and your hands started to do their own, one decided to caress her whole body while the other gave you the fingers to not decrease the attention on her clit... After some minutes, while you still enjoy a rough yet good blowjob, you start noticing that Layla's whole body has been shaking, and that somehow she seems to be even more aggressive to before, not only with the phallus but also going for the balls this time, action which makes you rapidly feel an urge, and by the simple desire of not wanting to lose you almost thrust your tongue as deep as you can while starting to grope her tiny chest, noticing how the shaking intensifies and the whole symphony gets louder by both sides, and after a minute of pure climax, you cannot avoid but check on her by making sure she is fine, both of you sit on the bed once again, she is leaning on you while trying to act as if that was nothing, and after giving her a kiss in the forehead you excuse to the bathroom to get ready for the most important part...
After washing your face, undressing and placing the condom in your still solid dick, you look yourself in the mirror once again thinking about what just happened, you wash your face once again and after a deep breath go back to the room to continue, you mind is really focused on one thing only, and you whole body is excited for what is coming next...
When you get to the bedroom, you find a very cute scene, Layla decided to put herself under all of the blankets, and your inner animal is going wild, just by seeing that the thought of her telling you that she was an adult goes back to you once again, and now the experience you had before, a very sloppy blowjob, starts to really turn you on, so because of that you decide to remove from her the blankets, just to find a lying princess, waiting for your next decision... She is lying there, completely blushed, and you cannot avoid but give her the very admiration you wanted since the first day you saw her, while slowly getting in the bed and getting ready to finally accomplish what you have desired for so long, your hands can now fully squeeze her tiny body, she is blushing more than ever and you cannot avoid but go for that lascivious kiss that you wanted since you first observed those tiny lips, you are free to grab those plum tits and indulge in the satisfaction of knowing that Layla is finally yours.

And i will leave it there, there was no sex but seeing that everyone is very seiso in here i think this is enough hornyness for a while, have a good one, wisps.

>>59581533
GClef
>>59581573
Camui

>>59582326
The only person more disappointed in you than your father is me.

>>59582326
I don't remember posting this but yes Camui is the best gen5 chubba. (No idea who Gclef is)

>>59582326
why the fuck is there a gclef anti, dude's been nothing but nice and supportive as far as i've seen

>>59582326
>ghost bnuy
I'm going to cut you and not in a sexy way

>>59582326
nice bait

gclef is gen 4

camui fucking sucks

>>59583192
CAMUI LOVE

>both new IPs

>>59582248
>>59582302
>run-on sentences and slight esl
layla herself wrote this, which makes it really hot

>>59582778
>>59582799
>>59582835
He’s a leech and a sexiest, cry about it.

>>59583681
sexpest

Gen 5 Mainly consists of twinks, a couple of yaoi fags and a couple of girls, so you guys are hereby invited to join my harem. Except the potato, I fucking hate the Irish and he reminds me of them

>>59583681
Correct he is the sexiest

>>59583776
If you tell me how to contact you I’ll consider accepting your offer <3
t. One of the non-potato males

>>59583915
Ok GClef

>>59583983
when you're ready, we'll contact you.

>>59583915
Need gclef drawn like one of the french girls, stat!

I have started designing my avatar and so far I love it! It will probably be a while until I can start streaming, though...

>>59568284
i don't know anon, someone coming over from /choc/ to check the thread out is unlikely, instead darkskinned chuubas like Rinna, no matter the gender, should remember to always also link their streams over there.

>>59584413
Thank you Oga very cool

>>59578369
thanks to everyone who turned up love y'all :)

>>59584128
How will you find me? 0-0

>>59584670
I think your mic noise gate was a bit too strong and eating up some of your words sometimes, making it harder to understand you

>>59583192
Why :(

>>59584925
I wanna suck your dick but I’m a guy :(

>>59584008
Not GClef, just an enjoyer of floppy ears. I wanna FLOP FLOP FLOP GET EARGNANT GET EARGNANT GET EARGNANT

I worry that a lot of the current designs are just "is anime and wears clothing"

That's not all of them but it feels like a lot of them are very very blank slate avatar blobs. That's not to say everyone has to be something off the wall crazy weird like a dragon or a dullahan, but outside of just being an anime character, some of them I couldn't even describe past surface level. That's not even a swipe at the channels, I'm sure they're all fine people and doing their best, but it makes it really hard to recommend something so literally generic to somebody else.

https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo
drawing upcoming model on stream!

>>59585364
Those are NGMI designs.
And a lot of them happen to be the VRoids.

>>59585611
Not many vroids lately

>>59585364
Sometimes starting out you don't have a full grasp of what you wanna be. I started out as a VRoid hoodies and through circumstance got a design with more personality. An edgy personality but still personality

>>59582302
Lovely!

>>59585701
Oh hi Ryuta! I really enjoyed the most recent Sonic Stream last night!

>>59583362
It wasn't me... But I truly appreciate the love my flame wisps give me.

>>59585888
Thanks! I had fun too despite the game poorly explaining how to fight the new final boss. I'm just glad the final trial didn't take 5 hours to do.

>>59581277
If you are a little flame wisp, I already belong to you and you to me. You are the source of my power, remember? We can only survive together. Let's burn and make the world shine brighter, ok?

>>59585986
Stop trying to be Gen 5 when you are a failed Gen 3.

>>59586146
Arguing against ghosts

>>59567644
Is it blasphemy if he spouts commandments but also drinks at the same time?

>Bully an anon into posting his png
>Said anon does, proceeds to fully launch into chuuba activities
Strange feeling to be even tangentially involved in something someone does

>>59586266
Wdym? The hat says he’s not drunk

>>59586146
>not considered Gen 5
>don't exist in Gen 3
I am Gen-less

I'm cringing. I'm cringing so hard. New thread please. Bake it prematurely. Too much cringe in this thread.

>dreamt of giving Haru a footjob
Kino

>>59586402
Awoomfies try not to be gay challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

Awoomfie astroturfing again

>>59567644
>2. Are you a babi or a femboy?
>It is not of our concern.
How am I supposed to draw accurate porn then

>>59586385
This should be bump limit, it's okay to bake now

>>59586559
When I’m doubt, assume dick

>>59586540
I'm no awoomfie. Haru is fun to watch though.

>be me
>wake up
>read bread
>skin walkers, crabs, schizos, gen drama
>nope.jpgineer
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Maybe next thread will be salvageable.

>>59586674
As long as Iriya and Layla stop posting entirely, the thread should be at least better than this one.

>>59586641
>Haru sexposter isn’t even an awoomfie
His sex appeal is insanely strong

>>59586540
It's just anons being horny as usual

Huh, it's not 300? Must be 310 or something then.

>>59586709
I slept for 3 hours. I'm ready to derail the thread in a single post again.

>>59586759
It doesn't matter, please bake for the love of God get me away from all this reddit-tier literotica hastily spewed by people who will never have sex.

>59586844
Bake the thread yourself you whiny bitch

>>59586759
newfag

>>59586923
I don't have the bump limits for every board I browse memorized, anon. Plus /vt/ is the newest of the bunch anyway.

>>59586674
It reminds me of my childhood, we just missing discord bullshit and it will be just like gen 3

>>59586674
Nah the thread is alright

>>59584734
We are handling it, don't worry. Keep an eye out from your window, you will see a man with a trench coat and a fedora. If he fixes his coat 3 times you know you got the right guy. Walk out to him and ask him about the "rash down there" and he will hand over his suit case. More information will be found in said suit-case.

>>59586709
or you could just stop being autistic to try to drive off people you don't like

>>59587665
>>59587665
>>59587665
>>59587665