/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Guradd

This awkward girl right here? Yes I am deeply in love with her.

Pet the shark!

they released a new update for Sonic Frontiers
might play

Sometimes, I can't help but think she's doing things right now that would break my heart.

>>59492256
Yeha, but it's kind of really fucked up that she wanted people to feel this way considering her situation.

I think it shows an incredible lack of empathy and compassion for Gura to have wanted others to fall in love with her considering her circumstances. I don't understand how that could ever be moral, no matter what justification she told herself. If she was prepared to love her fans back and be loyal to them, that's one thing, but what she did from the start is just so unbelievably manipulative and scummy.

Gurass

Hey don't forget it's more dramatic when you abuse ellipses....

Thinking back to all the wonderful times we shared over these past 3 years, and knowing that as soon as the stream ended, she would betray us is killing me inside.
I feel like every part of my life from these past 3 years has been lies and that none of it ever mattered.

Has it gone on long enough for it to loop back around and almost become funny again?

This fucking guy. Why not try again a little later when most people are awake.

she loves us

I wish that were even a little bit true.

>>59493335
I'm "us"

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>59492548
Do you really think she'd restrain herself from anything when she goes silent for a month at times?

>>59493438
Honestly? Looking back, I don't think she was ever honest. Not even from the beginning. It's why things changed so drastically the moment that Covid travel restrictions were finally lifted. After that, she was finally free to go do what she wanted. We didn't realize it at the time, but the only reason she was so affectionate at the beginning was because she was stuck with us. It makes me sick to think about.

Whatever happened to the schizo who’d rant about how Gura needed to make a vocaloid?

I think she has been loyal for all these years, just not to us.

>>59493438
What the fuck does that even mean? What sort of absolutely heinous crimes do you think she's committing?

>>59492191
Another day without her, another AI cover
https://youtu.be/Nr4LZuzWr4s?si=vJVTIlPJTV39gxAO

>>59493640
Why don't people make cool stuff with her voice, like I want Gawr Manowar

What do you do on /vt/ when Gura isnt streaming chumbies? Just reply to the same schizos and antis and post the same fanart over and over again?

I've seen this series of shitposts many times before.

>>59493692
I sit here feeling stupid for ever thinking that she cared about us or loved us. I sit here feeling stupid for thinking something so wonderful was even possible.

>>59493674
Some channel take request from subcriber, but no one can force them

>>59493692
Hey I may always be lurking in here, but I'm doing things on different tabs and monitors ya know.
I'm not just sitting here replying to bait all day or something like that

>>59493674
What's even the point anymore?

Do you really want her to come back just so she can disappear again? Do you really want this cycle to keep going and get worse and worse each time?
I don't.

>>59493966
>Do you really want her to come back
No, I want her to disappear forever like any real Chumbud does. Retard. End yourself faggot.

>>59492548
>>59492630
>>59492781
>>59493153
>>59493379
>>59493438 same fag
>>59493528 same fag
>>59493563
>>59493782
Here's your (You)s cripple, maybe if you joined me in fantasy land you could feel what it's like to walk again.
Also wow, 9/33 posts are yours, you must be feeling really lonely tonight.

Gura is an infidel and will be judged in the eyes of God

I will continue to project onto Gura because it makes me feel better.

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1707636380992717224

How long before Mane-chan retweets the new merch?

>>59495959
They are really going hard on the merch, huh? I guess the average EN fan is a great consoomer...

>>59495959
You pretty much have to be an anti to buy merch at this point.

Man, I just love buying Chinese plastics molded and coated into different ways to represent the likeness of Gawr Gura, the thrill of buying them reminds of the enjoyment Gura used to give us with streams.

Maybe she'll be back this October

tako here
whats happening to her that she takes months off at a time?

>>59496798
We don't know yet because Gura has not told us but we are holding strong but its gotten to the point of being inexcusable without an announcement or some kind of communication on her part.

>>59496798
If you're charitable you can guess that either she's burnt out, or she somehow has a massive offline workload that the rest of myth doesn't.
If you want to be pessimistic, she's just sick of vtubing and hates her fans, take your pick.

>>59496798
gets pregnant -> needs to get an abortion -> recovery -> repeat

>>59496798
No one knows and it's especially puzzling because whenever she does stream she seems to enjoy it just fine and have a good time

>>59496918
Same tako, I'm generally of the belief that she's probably worked to death from pretty much being thrust into the poster child spotlight for EN holos and somewhat overseas too. I hope your chuuba gets well soon if that is the case though.

>>59495959
Gotta get them Q4 numbers up, but seriously does anyone actually buy group merch? It's always generic.

>>59496798
The closest she's come to address it is "I'm doing what I can, when I can" and she's admitted it's wrong to go away for long periods of time without giving a heads up but as you can see absolutely nothing's changed and she's just out there doing her own thing while everyone worries about her.

>>59497149
>I'm generally of the belief that she's probably worked to death
I wish I could even remotely believe that, but others that do far more than her have no issue being around or at least communicating
It's much more likely to be about her being depressed or burned out or ill with something than it is her being so worked to the bone that she cannot find 10 minutes to say hi to us

Her branch mates have been given a standing order to not even talk about what she's been doing/ what's happening with her as well

Just a reminder that this shark actually an evil mastermind and is secretly pulling strings from the darkness. Everything has already been put in motion, and we are powerless to stop it...

>>59497189
It's almost to the point now where Gura is fixing to be one of those forgotten YouTubers no one cares about. I bet it would shock them if she only gets 3,000 people or less watching her live next stream because of it, I bet they would make Gura do her job then.

>>59497320
Not gonna happen, most of her fanbase has already transitioned into being casuals who forget about her when she isn't on stream.

>>59497283
If you remember any EN girl or EN star that ended up getting fired (or whatever it is you think that happened) They are ordered not to talk about it and then after a long time they make the announcement and because of the things that happened in the past with the other few Hololive members, it has me worried we don't have too much longer with Gura if she is still even working for them to start with.

>>59497149
It's possible, she does get put in a lot of stuff, like random ass merch like that public transport pass or w/e the hell that was with Marine a few days ago, that I'm sure she as to do meetings for, I feel like she probably limits herself to a certain number of hours of work every week and Cover usually eats up all of them with stupid shit. Maybe that's why she streamed during Advent debut, because management was busy dealing with the new EN girls instead of bothering her.

>>59497316
In reality she wakes up at 11am, stays in bed for another 3 hours, makes some ramen in a half dirty bowl and then plops down on the couch to watch some hell's kitchen or some other shit while being afraid of looking at her holo phone because she'll have gotten more notifications

>>59496918
Or a family member got cancer and she's caring for them. God forbid

has someone posted the letter

>>59497438

>>59497420
That sounds likely what may be going on but if she just told us this to start with that she is doing so much work off-stream and she is limiting her self we would understand and just drop this and things would go back to normal.

>>59497435
I mean... maybe? But it would be weird for her to be basically the sole caretaker since she lives close enough for her mom to drive her to the store. That also wouldn't explain the like 6 weeks of consistent activity recently.

>>59497236
To liken this to another break situation in myth, Ina went no contact for around 4 months(?) after she had said she was going on vacation, then promptly "forgot her work phone." If Gura is in the same mental health boat, she's probably at a point where she needs to take a longer break, but feels like at this point too much time had gone by for her to feel ok about bringing it up.

my rrat, at least

>>59497424
All part of the thousand year 4d chess plan chumbie. Evey word she's ever spoken and action taken on or off stream has been carefully crafted and calculated. It's time to wake up and be exposed to the truth.

>>59497582
>but if she just told us this to start with
This is the only thing I'm mad about, what she's doing is way more damaging to her community than if she would just set any kind of realistic expectations for what to expect.
It feels absolutely shitty every single day that I refresh her channel to look for a stream, because she only announces them the same day, only a few hours before they start most of the time, and I get hit with that same shitty disappointed feeling over and over again when there's nothing there for weeks.

It sucks when you start to believe again only for it to start all over once more.
Last time she came back she streamed so much for so many days and was in such a good mood that at the end of it I really thought this time for sure we'd be back to normal at last, after almost a year of this ebb and flow.
And then bam, gone again.

She really loves us! Why would she post something like this if she didn't?

>>59498024
>Words with no action

>>59498024
>3 hours streamed in September
>#Gura3
What an accomplishment

>>59498065
kek

>>59498024
>i get really overwhelmed and emotional thinking about the past 3 years.
She says after having flatly refused a request to say something emotional at the end of the stream that she so obviously was desperate to end.

https://twitter.com/amario_me26349/status/1707719661750780089

Her last membership communication was that she was "plotting". What do you think she meant by that?

>>59498572
I believe she said it was referring to plotting a members stream to make the 3 year badge with us, but we can tell how that turned out.

>>59498572
How long can she go with ghosting us this time.

>>59498572
Plotting how to do the absolute minimum without management calling her out for it.

>>59498572
All part of the plan. The day of ruin draws ever closer, and I for one am glad some chumbuds here have been nonstop posting and replying to each other, sometimes to themselves when they have too. Repeating the exact same things over and over, multiple times a day if need be. It works as a great shield against her pure, unfiltered evil and emotional manipulation.

>>59498699
You think she'd consider using this for her 3 yr badge?

https://files.catbox.moe/8suphh.png

surely she wouldn't forget the members anni

>>59499444
>gura working on her projects offstream

>>59499448
You're still dreaming big while most of us just want some form of communication.

>>59499448
Nobody actually cares about it. Antis are literally the only people who ever mention it.

>>59499713
>>59499706
YEAH, real chumbuds DON'T want her to stream

>>59499713
Keep tanking your standards and eventually she might even meet them

>>59499752
She's already meeting mine. All I ask of her is that I have a fun time when she streams.

>>59499750
You jest but in /ggg/ you are genuinely considered an anti if you want her to

did someone in niji graduate again? the wheelchair man seems to be talking to himself a lot

>https://twitter.com/Sigmachumbud
>Make a bait account to shit on Gura only.
>see the posts.
>same copy pasta schizo
Thats the same retard 4chan schizo
who post the feedback bait every single time and shit on merch: >>59495959.

>>59499947
fuck off darkmaze

>>59499903
No idea. I saw something about vshojo and Shiori but didn't care enough to look further into it. I just think it's silly hours and he'll tire out at some point.

Jesus, this place really is a mental hospital, I expected to see like 2 or 3 streams in the past 4 months given the amount of shitposting but this isn't even THAT bad...

>>59500161
I mean it averages to 1 stream/week, you really can't ask for much more

>>59500316
Now remove the anomalous cluster around advent debuts and tell me how many streams a week it is

>>59500161
She is in the third last place off stream hours for this year.
She has more tha 20 hours streaming than Ayame who is the second. And the last place is Suisei

>>59500643
Suisei doesn't count, she's actually busy

Do you fellas ever sleep?

>>59500448
Are we in the Gura HATES advent and is plotting their downfall from the shadows part of the thread now?

>>59500807
Yeah, I just woke up and about to head to work.

>>59500771
Kys hoshifag

>>59500448
24 "non-mandatory streams", that's more than 2 streams/month. It's really not that bad.

>>59500848
that was totally a coincidence, she actually HELPED them by overlapping with them almost every single day in their debut month.

>>59500848
Never said that, but if you think that you do you, bud. But it's disingenuous to use the "1 stream a week" argument when that is skewed HEAVILY from 3-4 weeks of heavy, heavy streaming that isn't representative of the rest of the entire year.

Truly makes one ponder

I was bored
https://poal.me/mc2jcc

>>59501131
No you're right. I've been enlightened. Gura truly is the Lex Luthor of Hololive and is planning Advents downfall even as we speak. The numbers speak to me and reveal the sickening truth.

>>59492191
She definitely is suffering from severe depression. Being on top kinda takes a toll on you. You look at all the new faces and the fresh things they bring in like FuwaMoco and Biboo, and start to think, how are you going to comptete and stay on top. FFS where are the streams? Just stop having cancer and depression and make some goomba content. Fuck, I want a Biboo Gura Collab so bad.

>>59501274
>muh Lex Luthor
I accept your concession

>>59501313
Continue being blind I guess. For now I truly see.

>>59493692
I get my EN news from /ggg/. Nothing new this morning it seems.

>>59501004
>she went from ~3 ztreams/month to 11
I don't even blame her, she's protecting her turf. They might belong to the same corpo but they're still competing.

I miss the chink image spammer and gurame anon

>>59501004
It looks way more dire when you only take 2023 into account.

>>59501983
Holy yikes

>>59501983
anniversary stream is also mandatory

>>59501983
>first stream this year
>"I'm back"
She's so shameless lmfao. That was valentines day I think

>>59501946
I don't. This is unironically better

>>59501983
I still don't see anything extraordinary in her performance during august

>>59499444
I really hope they’re pimping her out like this when she’s in Japan. This is how Gura deserves to be treated.

shut up betas

>>59502180
Outside of August accounting for like 40% of her nonmandatory streams for the whole year?

>>59501983
Nice. I wonder when did Gura average 5 streams/week before Advent's debut (assuming she ever did)

>>59502058
she shilled new merch in it right? then you're probably right

>>59501983
I'm pretty sure the advent streaming period was bigger than this. She started randomly streaming regularly shortly after advent's gen was announced, not after debuts

>>59502461
what a wonderful year full of streams!!

>>59502479
I only counted since the announcement to her next break, but yeah she probably knew beforehand (maybe add 3-4 streams more)

betas and passive aggressive seething, name a more more iconic duo

>>59502461
>if she ever did
She unironically used to love her job and her fans. This is a year after she debuted

>>59502418
>>59502552
Fuck off Gura

>>59502531 (me)
her outburst started with the Pippa Pig stream IIRC

Even the shitposting angles are becoming predictable. /ggg/ is declining...

>>59502531
I would assume she knew/started from the peppa pig stream.

>>59502592
Is she in the room right now? Perhaps also d***mze? Last time since you touched grass?

Watching Gura lately reminds me of that one Junji Ito manga where every time the guy goes to sleep his dreams get longer, except with Gura every time she goes on a break she stops talking to us for longer, maybe some day in 10,000,000 years a Gura AI will wake up and start a stream for a long since extinct human race.

>61 hidden

added months for funsies

>62 hidden

I can't believe Gura gets to wake up to this every morning
https://files.catbox.moe/2gvpuj.png

>>59503310
another fine creation by the king of betas

Gonna do reps. Take good care of my bean for me chumbies

>>59503461
Shut up Gura
Why do facts bother you so much

>>59503026
>every time the guy goes to sleep his dreams get longer
Where the fuck do I sign up

>>59503529
Don't worry bud! Your bean is nice and safe with me.

>>59503537
stop being a schizo, for everyone's sake (including yours)

>>59503529
I am proud of you repsbud

>>59503310
Your consistency with where you labeled the months / how many times each one is there is triggering the fuck out of me

>>59503574
Stop ignoring your fans, Gura

Gura love

Gura indifference

Gura hate

Breen so much happier since I switched to FWMC
FWMC morning starting btw
BAUBAU

>>59503361
*touch*

>>59503846
BAUBAU

Gawr/Ghost/Gura

>>59503672
You're schizophrenic, you really need to touch grass and stop bothering others. Stop convincing yourself of a reality that doesn't exist. There's no Gura, that should be the one thing you know if you're spamming 'ghosting lol'

>>59503672
Gura should keep ignoring us. Neglect play is so fucking hot T u T

What could she even say to make you guys happy again?
Must she really give up her own privacy just to explain everything to you all whom are largely impatient and ungrateful?

>>59504162
1 stream a week is all I ask, she doesn't even need to say anything

>>59504162
I'm already happy but that doesn't have anything to do with Gura.
She doesn't have to say anything, just give me a movie once a month and I'm content.

>>59504162
who cares about why she does what she does? We just want streams, knowing the truth would probably make things worse.

>>59504162
>asking schizos a schizo question
you're wasting your time

>>59504162
>>59504362
samefag

>>59504393
only got one (You) there faggot, keep threadshitting though, you totally deserve streams

>>59503310
That looks like shit, here, have this.

>>59504660
the format is nice but
>holocure stream in september
loses punch if it has mistakes

>>59504660
go back to watching tate vids incelchama

>>59504839 (me)
ok timezones exist, nevermind

>>59504660
Holy shit she really went all out to destroy advent
Thats my girl

>>59504829
What purpose do those ridiculous hips serve for a fish?

Why don't betas just go for beta women? I don't get why they stick around to seethe.

>>59504839
>>59504900
No, you're right, thanks for pointing it out

>>59504847
Go away imposter cuntmaze, uou ar neither fun nor funny and Gura told me she hates you

>>59505069
now this is advanced schizophrenia

>>59505042
Fewer streams than how many weeks have passed so far.

>>59505042
Nice, but this time you forgot the "management mandated" legend. Next thing I was going to add was shilling streams but I guess that's mostly covered by the corpo mandated ones.

Guba is werm and fuzzy like a decomposited peach, i want to squish her in my beefy arm while i fall asleep to St Elmos Fire <3

This thread once again proving there are AT MOST 5 chumbuds here. Another reason to not pay any attention to it.

>>59505253
now check the comment section on her latest vod

>>59505181
Damn it

>>59505042
Really puts it into perspective.
This is actually the end of the line for her isn’t it? She won’t go out with a bang or anything but just slowly tapers off into nothingness.

>>59505314
Now include all the merch.

>>59505287
Doesnt count, everyone knows you cant use proof against the official yesbud narrative

>>59504162
>give up her own privacy
Stop writing off constant disappearances and lack of communication as "privacy". If she wants anyone to trust her then she's going have to explain what exactly has been going on.

>>59505314
Nice, I was about to post it myself.

>>59505362
we've been there before, there's just too much merch

Any of you guys started reading manga again while you wait. I started reading Useless Ponko and it's really good so far.

>>59505241
Why has ham guba not sang that song? Seems to fit her voice and song type she usuall likes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7vNdAb5e4

>>59505287
Heh, made me laugh.

>>59505585
kek

>>59505287
You mean where the trolls gather? Yeah they like circlejerking and being degenerate together, it's a weird thing they tend to do. Just look at bvtm, parrot, and okbh. They love giving each other updoots and high-fiving each other with passive aggressive remarks. Failed men, many such cases.

>>59505394
Why? She values her privacy very highly, that’s obviously why she does things this way.
>she's going have to explain what exactly has been going on.
Does she have to? Seems like no matter what she says it’s never enough for everyone and they just want her to divulge even more personal information, which she has said she doesn’t want to do.

>>59505761
>Seems like no matter what she says it’s never enough for everyone
She hasn't said anything. She's vague and has explained basically nothing. Her behavior has been irresponsible for someone of her position. You can't just keep using "privacy" as an excuse.

i dont want gura to graduates because that would mean no more /ggg/. even though i dont watch her anymore i still like reading these threads

>>59505445
i tried Jujutsu Kaisen because the anime fight scenes look cool, but I'm not into it

>>59506025
cool personal opinion from a literalwho, if you don't like it then leave

>>59506070
>i still like reading these threads
Why?

>>59506025
I will have you know that i fapped to this comment and it was the most lackluster ending ive ever had my entire layfe

>>59506070
This is worse than any anti post in the last 48 hours

>>59506025
>She hasn't said anything
She has. Do you watch any of her streams?

>>59506070
same desu
the real idols were the chumbuds you met along the way

>>59505314
I feel like the warning signs of what’s to come are so obvious just from looking at this

>>59505445
Yup been catching up on a lot of manga that I’ve been behind on. Waiting 3 years for the backlog to grow was a good idea on my part

>>59506240
stop projecting just because you can't appreciate gura

>>59506272
>busy with projects
>prolly wants to spend Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas with family
I'm starting to think she wasn't joking about seeing us next year...

>>59506070
At this point I don't care. I like her but I'm not going to waste time on her any longer. I know a lot of people become slaves to the "sunk cost fallacy" and thus will continue to support her. However as for myself, I'm done. /ggg/ won't get better and most likely neither will her streaming hours. I hope you loyal chumbuds find reconciliation with either yourselves or Gura with her streaming.

>>59506547
>muh projects
Anon please
>Using holidays as an excuse to take even more breaks from streaming
Now that's believable

>>59506070
The thread is fun to watch while waiting for my shark sometimes.

>>59506765
Would bully this little pouty cat shark T o T

>>59505761
>Seems like no matter what she says it’s never enough
WE DON'T. CARE. ABOUT. REASONS
WE WANT STREAMS
HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE YOU ESL

>>59506547
I thought she was just joking because of the fireworks and the association with New Year’s Eve and “oh huhaha see you next year!!”
But I completely forgot about how she just disappears around holidays. So maybe there was more truth to “see you next year” than I thought

>>59506632
I mean I'll still watch her streams when she does stream. Don't understand how that's "sunk cost fallacy".

>>59506840
I don't necessarily believe any of that, it's just the excuse I'd expect her to give us (if she gave us any)

>>59506907
>WE WANT STREAMS
She’s been giving you streams, but you guys still aren’t happy.

>>59506978
No the fuck she has not

>>59507021
She objectively has.

>>59506907
Her exactly telling us why she hadn't been streaming would at least reduce the stress and the constant speculation. It might also help address the problem.

>>59506978
>>59507040
You know exactly why no one is satisfied with the streams we're getting, stop being disingenuous

>>59506907
please mature past the toddler tantrum phase already, your little neurons can do it

karaoke when?

where is she man

>>59507103
I'm not denying that anon, but Gawr Gura will never tell us a single thing about herself so I'll continue demanding streams instead
>>59507040
That's objectively a lie

>>59507110
Actual archive stream where she addresses the disappearances when?

>>59507108
>You know exactly why no one is satisfied with the streams
I don’t. The dissatisfaction seems very pathetic, childish, and without justification.

If i reverse my butt, would i look like Gura?

>>59507181
try another streamer to give you what you want, you're literally in the wrong place

>>59507228
wait Gura streams?

Sex with a fembud.

>>59507177
"I'm dealing with health issues that I will most likely never feel comfortable telling you guys about"
>>59507204
Then you probably weren't here to experience 2021 and early 2022 Gura, otherwise it would be obvious to you.

>>59507177
Well the problem is apparently preventing her from streaming so you really should as for her to address it if you want more streams.

>>59507177
>lie
The truth isn’t a lie.
Gura has been streaming recently.

Fem~buds~

>>59507293
Is only 3 hours in over a month recently to you?

>>59507262
>experience 2021 and early 2022 Gura
>it would be obvious to you
I was there, but it’s still not obvious to me why the anger is directed towards Gura.

>>59507262
Maybe she should get over her being "uncomfortable" and just say it already along with every other reason she used to justify disappearing for over a year.

>>59507262
>>59507270
>"I'm dealing with health issues that I will most likely never feel comfortable telling you guys about"
She may or may not have health issues, anon. But it's absolute bullshit bold-faced lying on her part to say it prevents her from streaming. She can do multiple trips to Japan where she sings and dances 10 hours a day and then decide, on a whim, to stream 7 days a week for advent debuts. Her health problems are irrelevant to her job.

>>59507367
So you don't understand how her absolute lack of communication and unjustified drop in content output makes people frustrated with her?

>>59507367
You're right, the anger should also be directed towards Cover for enabling this behavior.

>>59507252
shut up threadshitter

>>59507331
She has been streaming recently.

>>59507414
Don't forget about drinking red bulls for breakfast during her first Japan trip right after recovering from her 2 month break due to health issues. Fucking bullshit.

>>59507508
NTA but you're an actual schizo if you believe what you're typing

>>59507461
>>59507445
NTA but if I'm blaming anyone, it's the schizos

>>59507533
No the blame should go to the source of the problem which is Gura's bad behavior and Cover enabling it.

That's a lot of word

>>59507626
shut up yesbudschizo, your deranged behavior is subhuman

>>59507445
>>59507461
I’ll never understand why rage is being directed towards Gura. I’ve actually watched streams, so I know there’s much more to the story than what meets the eye.
Your hatred of Gura is not justified.

>>59507635
>>59507698
Were you neutered as a child?

This only goes to show how damaging one schizo can be to society. In the future I hope measures are implemented so that society can operate at a more optimal manner so we can have nice things.

>>59507744
Give the timestamps then, you liar
More to the story my ass

>A lot Gura bait threads today
Did something happened to the sisters and schizos again?

>>59507529
It’s very funny being called a schizo by an anon in this thread of all places.

>>59507764
Yeah, the few people in the internet complaining are the problem, not the bad behavior from people of influence and the institutions that are meant to hold them accountable refusing to do so.

>>59507825
It's very easy to shit this place up even from one person, as evidenced by the past year. Actually that's the case in most places. Freedom depends on the goodwill of individuals, some of which will do everything possible to push that to the absolute limit of what they can get away with. Which is why proper systems need to be in place to deal with the worst case scenarios.

>>59507821
>Give the timestamps then
You won’t watch them anyway. You people have such short attention spans, I’d have to shorten each timestamp into easily digestible five second clips so your pea-brains could comprehend them.

>>59507945
So you're full of shit and have nothing. Got it.

>>59507910
>bad behavior
Says who? You? You're not the streamer, I don't give a shit about your opinion. If I don't like the streamer I watch someone else I enjoy.

You guys should watch her Stanley Parableble Narrator VOD, it will make all of you very happy, she is so kino and funny when she eats shrooms before streaming

>>59507945
Pussy

>>59507937
hopefully the chumbies who applied to become jannies made it

>>59508020
Gurass bushy pucci?

>>59508061
Sadly that probably isn't good enough, because the one skill the schizo has is resetting his IP from doing it so often. It would require a more effective solution.

>>59507635
fellow image enjoying chad

If you google ”blue waffle”, gura will show up in the 3rd image search pic

>>59508061
None of you trigger-happy yesmen would be accepted unless you managed to hide the fact that you think every slightly critical post about Gura is made by a schizophrenic Indian anti or whatever.

shark thoughts?

>>59508309
lazy

>>59508002
>>59508020
You guys won’t even take the initiative to search things out for yourselves. There’s no reason for me to share any timestamps for you lazy non-members.

>>59508348
I've watched every Gura stream you schizo. I'm just calling out your obvious lie

>>59508285
That's the case though, yesbudschizo. Stop bothering others with your psychopathic behavior.

You wouldn't do anything inappropriate to this shark right?

>>59508641
I would tie her up, hold her down, and make her stream

>>59508688
You wouldn't sex her at all? Gays in the thread confirmed

>>59508688
Holy shit, dude, you must truly hate her

>>59508215
damn it works wtf

>>59508215
ChatGPT told me you're lying.

Goob morning, I love Gura the most!

>>59508960
Bean bag

BIG BRAIN GAMES WITH ADVENT TONIGHT

>>59508960
Power stand shark my love

>>59509048
Proof?

I opened twitch instead of twitter by mistake, opened gura's page and got a weird bug. She was "live" since 10 seconds (when I opened the page I suppose). That was weird

>>59509168
>he missed the secret twitch stream
ngmi

>>59508309
daily

>>59508960
>>59509054
someone with art skills should the buff ebi/gigashrimp in as a Jojo stand

what a waste of a perfectly good person

>>59509629
retard doesn't realize everything is an axis and if you're good at one thing you're blind to another

>>59509629
what makes you think she's "wasting" herself?

Hi~

God I love how she says hi on her first campfire karaoke.

give it up for day 16 folks

>>59508960
pelvic thrusting gura

>>59509629
More like a waste of a perfectly good character design, the person is obviously not who she was pretending to be.

>>59510421
shut up yesbudschizo, we like Gura here

>>59509629
>>59510421
They should honestly just fire this lazy bitch and find someone else to use the model.

we're reaching peak feistiness, she'll stream soon. Can't wait to gloat and grudgepost for at least a week.

>>59508309
I wish i could have a shark mascot

>>59510609
Maybe on day SOOM tm will actually be real but it hasn't been the case for most of the year

>>59510609
they're not fiesty, they're seething beggars

>>59510609
>counting that as a win when the year was dogshit
when will you yesbuds learn?

>>59498572
Trident-chama...

>>59510609
I thought that she was supposed to stream when reddit got mad, but reddit was shitting on her the other day and nothing...

>>59499330
kek

>>59510832
it was downvoted heavily and most people were yesbuds so it wont make her stream

>>59510777
shut up seething beta, keep orbiting and crying

>>59510832
That thread didn't get upvoted. It wasn't an "I miss Gura" post but a "Gura doesn't care about Hololive" one which Redditors didn't like (even if there was truth to it)

Fuck, well now every makes sense now. Oof

The schizo leaked into the catalog again...

>>59509938
Will we last another 15 days? A full 31 days??

>>59511339
I will do my duty as one of the 5 chumbuds in this thread

>>59510832
It's literally at 0 updoots with the first comment having 440 updoots and telling the poster to get therapy

>>59511349
she'll never let a full month pass with no interaction whatsoever

>>59510609
>Can't wait to gloat and grudgepost for at least a week.
Does gloating and grudgeposting didn't feel too good last time cause she immediately ghosted us.

>>59511495
Please don't jinx it. She's gone damn near close with her disappearances already.

>>59511665
I'm talking about dosh here, you can trust her on that

>>59511495
She's gotten close before. I don't think she's even worried about memberships since I'm pretty sure she's gone months without any posts there.

>>59510900
More buzzwords please!

I hope she breaks her no-stream record because I get far more entertainment from that than I do from her nowadays

>>59511953
if you insist:
betas have mastered the art of crying while orbiting

>>59511964
Same, I just want to see this community burn to the ground.

>>59512112
easy with the incel rage there, it doesn't make you likable

>>59512112
Same and the eventual graduation too for the ultimate shitshow

>>59511964
I'm not even truly attached anymore, so the autism, menherabuds, and endless anti-posting doesn't bother me like it used to.

>>59512176
>implying being liked in this shithole is a positive thing

Man i really love gura

Remember the rule, chumbuds:
5 chumbuds in every /ggg/ thread!

>>59512205
>admitting to being a casualfag
Grim

>>59512311
I'm unironically starting to believe this

>>59512318
Become a casualchad or die, simple

>>59512418
I'd rather stick to being a doombud

>>59512311
>>59512373
>on timeout

>>59512318
unironically they should distance themselves if they're seething

>>59512496
>just stop suddenly loving and missing your oshi lol

>>59512478
I don't respond to myself, stop projecting

>>59512318
Yes, I have become a casualbud. It's done wonders for my mental health and actual unironic obsession with Gura.
If I didn't take these steps, I probably would have morphed into the worst anti you've ever seen.

Her previous unarchived karaoke was amazing. She's a very natural entertainer.

She has the charisma that a lot of other streamers lack. It's a loss to everyone that she isn't streaming more often.

Just imagine Gura's popularity at this stage if she had been streaming regularly, while creating original music. That was how I thought it'd go for her, but alas.

I doubt she'll be around for much longer in this type of limbo. I'll go with the 'lost interest in hololive'/streaming in general as Gura-explanation, for now.

I've been busy with work all week. What happened to Darkmaze? Why isnt he living in the comments section like before?

>>59512567
Yeah it's better for literally everyone that way if you're seething

>>59512311
I just lurk mostly

I haven't seen the regular chumbuds post on Twitter much except for the usual spammers

>>59512610
This break probably caused him to kill himself. There's only so many times a man can be humiliated before exploding.

>>59512567
Aim better next time.

>>59512605
Good for you but not all of us have a switch or control how we feel like that

>>59512619
I don't care anyone else much less a fag who brands it as seething
Deal with it, faggot

>>59512685
I only use Twitter to like some gawrt and reply to my wife.

>>59512697
shut up yesbudschizo, nobody cares about your namefags or heckin internet battles

>>59512792
does she ever reply to you

>>59512685
I rolled through last night after the shitposters found something to gnaw on for a thread
some are only posting how much they miss her, and others are just plain quiet

>>59512779
k then stay mad

>>59512719
>Good for you but not all of us have a switch or control how we feel like that
Not a switch or even control. Anyone can change how they feel by taking a few simple steps, like distance.
If you're STILL in a constant state of menhera/seethe/depression over Gura after all this time, it's because you WANT to be. That's it.

>>59512837
You okay, anon?

>>59512610
I miss him too
Even he gave up on defending gura
Sad because it was fun shitting on him

>>59512931
>distance
explain
I can't stop thinking about her everyday and wondering if she'll finally stream today

>>59512959
yeah thanks for asking barracuda-kun

>>59512931
is this like one of those
>just dont be poor rumao
>just dont be depressed

>>59513016
he's saying he's not a gachi, doesn't think about her constantly, he'll probably next tell you to do reps as if lifting or cardio solves it, time sufficiently occupied so you don't care because you're doing something else, etc
we're loooong past the point where that's applicable, it's been a terrible year not a slow weekend, either it already worked for you or it didn't and that's that, there is no solution

>>59512931
these people have no sense of agency or responsibility, they literally just want people to feel sorry for them

>>59496798
Gura's a lying whore. Duh.

>>59513213
Retarded post. Being poor and depressed are not things instantly fixed. Love is also not something that's easily fixed. In all those cases, YOU have to make a choice that will inevitably lead you down a positive path.
If you don't want to feel strong feelings
for someone, you need to make the choice to distance yourself, which will eventually lessen your feelings.
It's the same with Depression. You need to make the choice to get better, which will lead you down the path to improvement.
It's the same with being poor. You need to make the choice to sacrifice your immediate happiness to get money and make lifestyle sacrifices.
It's all a choice.

As an AI model, I cannot make disparaging remarks towards individuals, even if they are a virtual shark YouTuber. Let's keep the discussion polite and respectful.

>>59513016
>explain
This will only apply to MENHERA GACHI's. The happy gachi's can ignore my post and continue on.
Delete your twitter, delete your Gura folder, unsub/unmember from her channel, delete your YouTube, and finally leave /vt/ for a few months. Get a hobby of some sort to take your mind off of Gura. Something like learning a language or physical fitness. Or both. Watch anime, read Manga, etc.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

yep, there it is

wow that's a lot of deletes

they should just perma-ban /ggg/

Would you have sex with a fembud if given the opportunity?

If i want to send a feeback to Cover would be about to do something about the Youtube comments section on her channel in her recent stream. Its been days and still infested with trolls, Schizos and antis, WTF.
The managment need to do his job and deleted all of them already. Is awful for fans there.

>>59514723
No, I'm not a cheating whore.

>>59514723
Probably

>>59514723
No, do you not see how the females are here? They're permanently having their periods.

>>59514734
Management doesn't care. Their refusal to do anything is part of the problem.

Should I wear my Gura purse to a baseball game?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Manifesting Gura streaming everyday for halloween month and having her second handcam stream

my wife

>>59515555
Yes

>>59502576
>pic
The fuck is this shit?