/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss Tonya. I really want to choke her out

>>59486647
I play Blue Archive, I can definitely get horny for some chibis.

https://twitter.com/WalkyriaLiora/status/1707658388673540144

I don't know why this has alluded me, I don't think I was ready to accept the fact, but now knowing Liora is in fact not flat/pettan/smolbooba irl have snapped me back to reality from the horny arc and I no longer have any lust for Liora.
Only the lust for those handsome yaoi hands of hers to end me.
Still entertaining though.

>>59490106
>not flat/pettan/smolbooba irl
When did she said/mentioned that?

>>59488376
The lower they are the older they are, you can't convince me otherwise that this was subconsciously done.
>but suri and Maeve
They should be in babygirl, or together with Lofi. Liora put them there not to appear like all the new girls except for Cyon is babygirls.

>>59490206
The suri 100 question stream.
Also but I am not 100% certain, she have talked about/alluded to how her and kokones models are pretty close to their real life booba sizes.

>>59490206
>>59490299
>>59490106
she mentioned her titties being big more than once since debut

I wonder if gen4 will have chibi models too

>>59490695
They'll get full 3d.

Setting the Serafi membership art as my wallpapers, i've fallen too hard for her.

>>59490518
I thought that was cope.

I wonder if Liora's boobs are bigger than breasties' boobs.

>>59491591
Does it matter? Tits are tits.

>>59492610
I like big booba, so kinda matters to me.

>>59492791
But if both are big booba, then why does the difference between them matter?

boobs...

>>59488376
I want Serafi to use me as an ashtray.

>>59488376
Thank you Liora, I'm going to start using the term "girlfailure" now.

this like she is why

>>59494638
Kek, sasuga Liora

>>59494638
I'll free my nuts for her anytime

Oh man why does Topaz in HSR sound like her

Kokone was designed with titty sex in mind.

>>59490206
she talks about her boobs and how big they are almost all the time

>>59493578
>>59496152
Would it be rude to put money in her cleavage for good luck? I am undercertain of the lore on how to get good luck from her.

>>59494638
Why are koreans like this? Is she trying to fit in with the young?

Cyon karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0orQKqTBU

>>59497362
Perfect, just in time for a shower.

I want to cum on echos forehead

>>59497348
She's a psycho pervert who would stalk you and try to learn everything about you, and turn you into her femboy slave. She's perfect.

>>59497460
I think I'm pretty safe from becoming a femboy slave, since she has no interest in me, but I'd happily join her along the mission to get femboys.

Boobiora
Boobboobne

There are 3 aphantasia havers...

Dona's free holiday wallpaper has some prominent ass nipples.

Acyontasia

Cyon has a smooth voice what the fuck. But I can't seem to like like her.

Cyon...

guess she's a bit stupid

Now I imagine Cyon doing her phantom thief thing but instead of actually stealing she's just spoiling movies and book.

>>59498652
same

Oh no, Cyon is freaking it. What if she pees from stress?

Oh boy is she doxxing herself again

>>59499539
what did she say?

>>59499958
singing at a con and stage fright

>>59500008
My dick was the mic

>>59497296
She’s a dream goddess (her absurd gacha luck and old memes spammed by retards every 5 minutes notwithstanding), so it probably wouldn’t work

>>59498652
Why not ?

I'm sleepy time

>>59500413
No females allowed, Cyon.

all of them streaming at the same time?

>>59498385
That's hard to imagine

How do I stop being a gachikoi

>>59502308
become eunich

>>59497362
https://mega.nz/file/Sk8zmYSK#zkCZtN-6SAlvx28W3VxT1CUQBRJqTrgRlgh1PyCFkGQ
archive

>>59502308
Find a hobby

>>59502308
Follow my example, find a problem you don't like and magnify it.

I for one really, really look forward to seeing more grooming of Meeta by hags.

https://youtu.be/0EeXmSvm5xI?t=9033
I'm glad she uploaded the VOD earlier, I missed her singing. My soul has been purified.

>>59502851
Me, I’m the hag

>>59504039
Good luck, but I do hope that it'll be Liora and Kokone on stream, so we can watch and not some random guy.

My dick isn't as impressive as the last guy but I'm still tempted to tribute Serafi.

>>59504757
Wait how do you know how impressive it was?

>>59505311
She acknowledged he had a really nice cock live on stream. If she told me I have a nice dick I'd be happy.

>>59502798
But I don't like focusing on the negatives

>>59508105
hmmm

>>59502591
arigathanks archive-sama

Koreans make the best whores in vtubing and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
https://www.twitch.tv/yukitsune72

>>59510570
are all koreans titty monsters?

>>59510570
The nip was right ahouy using them as comfort women
>>59510963
No, but they have no qualm about getting fake tits

>>59510570
Only problem is their faces.
>>59511140
>The nip was right ahouy using them as comfort women
Agreed, but they have come a long way since then with all their cosmetic plastic surgeries.

I'm not losing weight bros.... I thought dropping all vtubers except for v&u girls was enough. I think at this rate I'll have to drop everyone but Kokone and Meeta and focus way more on fitness....

>>59512424
everything has a cost. saving yourself is letting for of things you love

>>59512275
sasuga plastic surgery capital of the world

>>59504757
>>59350067
>>59374115
>>59380044
Speaking of
https://twitter.com/AmanoSerafiVNU/status/1707785232756166919

>>59512424
you could also try cutting how much you eat, I was losing steadly when I was having only fruits for breakfast and minimized bread
also check this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTABw0EyIWY

>>59512511
korean company after all

>>59512555
Based on my own score, either she had a lot of run-ins with the police, or... oh my...

>>59512511
>>59512555
Bad timing. I think I made my promise too soon.
Anyways.

>>59512424
the best way to lose weight is calorie counting and lifting

>>59512511
>>59512555
>>59512857
that's whore territory, not surprised desu

>>59513107
nta but good to know, it's also what I've heard and plan on doing the next 3-4 months (it's christmas, so need to have some slack that can be finished doing january). After that I'll see if I need to bulk more, or if I am satisfied with my build.

Honestly? I don't care if Serafi is an unabashed whore. She's hot, she makes my dick hard, like what else do you need? If you want some pure waif go watch Japanese Vtubers (not that they're all innocent, but they at least pretend)

>>59513376
go get those gains anon, you can do it

>>59512555
>>59513625
Guess there is nothing more to say.

>>59513842
I watch Japanese vtubers for my fantasy of having a pure, gentle girlfriend who loves only me.
I watch Korean vtubers for raw sex appeal, when I watch a Korean girl I want her to be the type of slut who gets gangbanged on the weekends. I want to feel like there's a real chance I could be balls deep in her at some point; I don't care if I'm not the only one dicking her down, though.
That's really all there is to say on the matter.

>>59513819
Thanks anon. It's still a long way to go, but after 5 months of serious training, I find that I didn't have my diet in order (too little protein in my diet), and only did it correctly in the last month and can really feel the difference. I'll cut with a high protein diet and then I'll try to bulk for real if I feel like I need to gain when I get back to normal weight.

>>59514043
I think I should try to think more like you, anon.

>>59514043
seldea and dona don't stream on the weekend for a good reason. And that reason is penis

>>59513625
>Honestly? I don't care if Serafi is an unabashed whore. She's hot, she makes my dick hard, like what else do you need?
idk man, i'm not looking for saints but i don't want to be reminded how whore she is neither
> If you want some pure waif go watch Japanese Vtubers (not that they're all innocent, but they at least pretend)
are JP chuubas good at kayfabe? all the EN i watch drop kayfabe instantly

>>59514076
if you're gonna lift you need protein because your muscles won't grow otherwise, you also need some carbs for energy, also don't forget to have a cheat day

>>59514262
Wish that reason were me honestly.

>>59514287
>are JP chuubas good at kayfabe? all the EN i watch drop kayfabe instantly
Well, the first question is can you speak Japanese? If not, your options are rather limited for JP Vtubers that speak decent English. But yes, they generally are either legitimately innocent/seiso or they at least don't drop the mask very often. You can certainly find JP girls who are total skanks, don't get me wrong, but if their brand is "I'm seiso" they usually are pretty seiso. Cultural difference imo.

>>59514043
JP are for pure love and KR are only for sex, got it

>>59514478
Thank you for the confirmation. I know the classic chicken, brocolli and rice.
But I'll try to sustain myself on a nice made from scratch chicken soup/stew with vegetables and beans/potatoes, then some rice for the carbs and rye/oats for breakfast for the fibers, then protein shakes to get the last proteins I need without too many calories.
I'll try to keep the cheat days to days where I am with friends, or family.

>>59514576
thanks anon, i guess it's time to learn japanese

As an aside, Korean girls are absolutely insatiable. I spent some time in Korea early this year. Every convenience store has a full shelf of male supplements. You can find even more stuff at proper drug stores, or even streetside vendors in some places. There is a very heavy focus on lasting as long as possible as a man. Korean men are expected to last at least 3 or 4 rounds. I had one girl from Busan where she slipped me a pill because she expected to ride me for like 3 hours straight. We ended up going seven rounds before she was satisfied. Korean women are truly something else. I had another girl in Seoul who did unspeakable things to me.

>>59514859
>There is a very heavy focus on lasting as long as possible as a man.
Ha good to know, I friend keeps saying we need to take boys vacation in Korea. I think I'm gonna make some korean girl happy over there then if that is the measure of success.

>>59514859
giwtwm

>>59515076
>It should’ve been me.jpg

>>59514859
>It should’ve been me.jpg

>>59514287
>are JP chuubas good at kayfabe?
Debi is

>>59514811
also when you finish your workout try to consume protein in the next 2 hrs
>I'll try to keep the cheat days to days where I am with friends, or family.
that's exactly what i do

so many /fit/bros. besides meeta, who else of the v&u girls are into muscular guys?

>>59516339
Oh, interesting idea, I have been told to take the protein shake after workouts, but that's a big window, so I could take a main meal plus protein powder there, maybe.

>>59516467
yeah, some people i know take their protein shake 20-30 min after workout then go home and eat their meal

>>59515501
It could be you. I believe in you.

>>59516408
Liora likes moderately muscular guys but not in the same way that she likes twink and femboy. Liora wants to be violently used and violated like a cheap onahole by a /fit/ guy

>>59516730
Perfect. I have free gym at my dorm, so that would work out pretty well for me to take it after a shower and then prepare a meal.

>>59516900
>Liora wants to be violently used and violated like a cheap onahole by a /fit/ guy
Source? If that is so then all might not be for naught and we can share a femboy.

>>59515416
Follow your dreams, anon.

>>59516941
great, having a gym that close is gonna help a lot, gl anon you can do it

>>59517492
Thank you again for the advice and motivation. I feel much more secure in my plan now.

>>59516900
my time to shine

>>59516900
Still need a souce, I got the idea that I were nowhere near her type, so might as well not try, but this changes everything.

>>59516900
>Liora likes moderately muscular guys
I'm pretty sure when she says this it means something like swimmer bod/otter mode at most. Basically just not fat and whatever girls think "toned" is.
She very obviously prefers a femboy type over all so that's the closest "jacked twink" aesthetic I can think of.

>>59517864
nvm then

Like gambling. The only winning move is not to play.
Just go to the source: Korea and try your luck.

Well we're discussing Korean women, right? The entire male aesthetic is twink femboy/ottermode. There's no marketing for macho men in Korean culture, at least not current day.

>>59518380
time to take my train to busan

>>59518599
Busan's alright. If you want to hit up a cool club, I'd recommend Output. 36 Seojeon-ro 10beon-gil.

>>59518594
>The entire male aesthetic is twink femboy/ottermode.
So what you're telling me that pretty much everyone over there between 20-30 years of age is my type?
I like my odds.

>>59518599
Fair wind anon, see you over there.
>>59518829
Noted. Thanks for the tip.

>>59519011
Well yes and no? Not every Korean man is a fuckboy. There are plenty of masculine, normal men, plenty of fat fuckers (you'd be surprised), plenty of average looking dudes, etc.
It's just that they don't get a lot of spotlight or focus in media. Instead it's all about the K-pop pretty boy aesthetic.

>>59519079
Let me know if you need Busan advice. Not a native but I spent a good amount of time there so I know the city decently (although I spent most of my time in Seomyeon rather than Haeundae)

>>59512555
I actually expected it to be lower

>>59519096
I figured, but it's more fun to overexaggerate. I can understand that like most asian countries they are getting fat fast.
>>59519171
I'll make sure ask on here, when I know if we can find a date for a vacation to Korea. Thank you.

>>59519601
Same but also seems about right for the area she grew up in.
I don't know how much of it is sex stuff though since that's kind of difficult to get up to when she's terrified of uncircumsised dicks and doesn't even like fingering herself.

>>59519936
>she's terrified of uncircumcised dicks
For once, I win...

>>59519936
>terrified of uncircumsised dicks
hardly a problem in 'murica.
>doesn't even like fingering herself
So did one of my ex's, it just meant she was more sex starved.

10

>>59502303
She mentioned it in the karaoke

>>59524688
>Finding Suri drunk in an alleyway
So cute, would help get home safely as a good samaritans.

>>59504757
>>59508105
Tribute anon here, I say just do it for yourself. But she'd find it amusing no matter what, so long as you're not forcing her to see it by DMing or @ing. If more people tribute her, maybe we'll get that dick rating membership stream.

>>59526340
peko

How many of the girls will be in proper VR?

>>59526340
she wants to ride that dude apollo anyways

>>59528230
>Apollo
Without knowing any of the context and just going on the name alone I find this very funny from a theological perspective.

>>59526340
Not the other anon. I'll send her a tribute at some point, when I have the time. I made her a silly promise about it.

>>59528738
>theological perspective
she's friends with a valkyrie and a dream goddess already
apollo is a dude that pops in chats of small corpo vtubers, serafi raided him once and i think she got in trouble for that, she either wants to ride him or already did

>>59528987
> already did
I don't get the impression that serafi or anyone else with a vagina is his type.

>>59528987
>she's friends with a valkyrie and a dream goddess already
Definitely a Lucifer stand-in à la paradise lost, consistent theme with her persona if anything, pretty good, pretty good.

How do I calm and tame my animal-like lust for Liora and Kokone

>>59529951
Cold shower, touch grass, get laid.

>>59529951
Jack off

>>59527515
I remember Suri saying she'd be bumping into shit so she might have a setup
I don't know about anyone else

Chibi 3D Full V&U Collab in 15 minutes:
Cyon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAED06RYsbI
Amoria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D_KSHBRN9o
Liora: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6140dTBW2ag
Kokone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3CCLz_47C0
Meeta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De8npUQZILw
Serafi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnKS4qv7lA8
Echo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiG9_QsoItw
Maeve: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkDQFFMXPHU
Suri: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bKTXMkTRKk
Lofi: Lofi...

>>59530695
https://holodex.net/multiview/AAII5D_KSHBRN9o%2CAIII6140dTBW2ag%2CAQIIc3CCLz_47C0%2CIAIIcSSbsIIWB1w%2CIIIIDe8npUQZILw%2CIQIIJnKS4qv7lA8%2CQAIImkDQFFMXPHU%2CQIIIoiG9_QsoItw%2CQQIISAED06RYsbI

>>59530695
everyone put the chibi collab in their schedule except lofi who only talked about it in her last stream

Who will have the most fuckable chibi

>>59530839
nevermind, just click "cancel" to not overwrite. the multiview is correct
https://holodex.net/multiview/AAII5D_KSHBRN9o%2CAIII6140dTBW2ag%2CAQIIc3CCLz_47C0%2CIAIIDe8npUQZILw%2CIIIIJnKS4qv7lA8%2CIQIImkDQFFMXPHU%2CQAIIoiG9_QsoItw%2CQIIISAED06RYsbI%2CQQII1bKTXMkTRKk

>>59531007
Me

I can't hold all these streams

V&overlap lol

>How many D's can one woman have?!
I wonder

i'm glad i have 32gb of ram

>>59531007
Meeta of course

This is a fucking dumpster fire

Serafi in the stalls

>>59532213
home

VR voice Serafi...

There's more tracking going on here than i expected

>>59532213
it's funny

Echo is cute!

>>59532213
It was always going to be

>the cheeks from the side/back
Holy shit these models look SO grim LMAO
I know it's a small indie corp but jesus

>>59532355
It's not like jazzyjack has drawn profile views to base anything off of.

man i can't keep track of everything, show me lofi dancing goddamnit

VODbros...
It's gonna take an entire day to go back and check out the POVs...

All chibi models are cute except Suri why did they do my cute mistress so bad man

>>59532451
>>59532472
you need jesus

>>59532575
>that look on Kokone's face
nah

10 little onaholes

Booba Walkyria

if my computer blows up it will be a beautiful death

cringekino

lofi is the cutest

some of the models look different depending on the POV, it's weird looking at multiple streams

Maeve is cute...

>>59532930
a shader thing?

>>59532990
yeah, the cel shading that's applied specifically

ECHO IS SO DANG CUTE AAAAH IM LEGITIMATELY FALLING IN LOVE WITH THIS DUMB TOASTER

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

l- lewd...!

Cyon...

Hag death..

My brain is going to explode before my computer does. Even two PoVs is too much for me.

>>59533253
WTF why does it look completely different on this POV

suri twerking

>>59533253
the models like that remind me of the old South Park FPS

Cyon ga shinderu

>>59533353
rendering settings, the cel-shading must take extra

I want to have sex with crown us 3d mommy liora

So it is a public world?

>>59533530
no but you can pay to spend time with the talents in vr in there

Why does Lofi sound blitzed?

>>59533359
>South Park FPS
Holy based someone else here played that game

>paycheck
roru
rumao

Kokone is fucking dead

>>59532435
I hate him so much bros...

Why must Suri and Echo fight...

>>59533639
Isn't that just how she always sounds?

>>59533622
Real?

>>59534000
Is it?

>>59534016
no, or I hope not.

>>59534016
VR

>>59534073
Can we buy V&U stonks and get in because we're shareholders?

>>59534016
After the discord, why not VRChat?

It's not like there aren't other vtubers who let you donate for a private 30 minute chat. Wouldn't you pay for a one on one with your favorite?

>>59534073
>>59534184
I think it is a joke because that is what Cyberlive actually used to do and is the main reason why it doesn't exist anymore.

>>59534086
lol, dumbass, good one tho

>>59534213
qrd?

>>59534184
>you donate for a private 30 minute chat.
¥100000 for a 30 min chat online with a literal who e-thot.
If I ever fall so low, I'd rather just take a free bullet.

>>59534213
Nah that got abolished like a week in and I don't know if anyone even actually did it.
>>59534389
CEO didn't give a fuck, and the original manager was WACTOR tier.

ECHO IS GOING TO THE MOON

>>59534468
BUY ECHO STONKS WE'LL MEET ON THE MOON

The hags are dying...

>>59534184
i rather use that money to fuck some wannabe model from OF

>>59534543
In other news, sky is blue and hags decay at an alarming rate.

I can't believe Liora is squirting on Echo

chaos
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>>59534421
If they cut a zero off that, I'd honestly consider it.
I swear women are way too overvalued.
There are countries I could get 30 minutes of raw SEX for less than 10,000 yen and yet they think just talking for 30 minutes is worth 100,000? Nah dog.
Even 100k Yen is more than they're really worth, that's $67 USD at current exchange rate so that's an hourly rate of $134 USD which is more than what most respectable tradesmen make with a decade of experience under their belt.

>>59534721
Okay? Then why don't you go to those countries.
Oh right, because going to other countries costs money and you want to do it from the comfort of your own home. That's the tradeoff, dipshit.

Liora sex voice...

dick limbo lol

Echo!?
>>59534421
it's a nice bonus but frankly if you were going to whale you'd be doing it even without that. source: I've dropped several $1k donos purely for support

>>59534824
I go those other countries you projecting little shit. Hoeflation is mad bro these Western women really think they're worth this kind of money and the worst part is simps like you pay it.
I'm saying it outright, even with supply and demand artificially driving value up none of the V&U girls are worth more than $100 for half an hour.

>>59534938
Echo's snake penis...

>>59534938
And that's fair, whale away, if it's to support for their general content.

Who has the cutest chibi body language?

>>59535228
No clue, I'm watching kokones stream, so I can't see shit.

I'm imagining twenty 1-foot tall Lofis just swarming on top of someone like a bunch of termites and eating all their flesh in seconds...

>>59535228
Echo but biased

>>59535342
real. I'd take the 10 ft Suri over even one Lofi desu

>>59535342
like the ghosts in LOTR

>>59535342
Like bees dealing with a wasp

Penis on stream

>>59535228
Echo's been dancing here and there so she's cute

>>59535622
Yeah, mine

Serafi kissed a dick on stream!

>>59535680
Nice chinchin

they need to stop doxxing my dong

>>59534960
>I'm saying it outright, even with supply and demand artificially driving value up none of the V&U girls are worth more than $100 for half an hour.
Honestly, I'd rather invite a friend for dinner, my treat and have an evening of good company and talk, or buy a nice present for a friend and that is why I can never ever whale. I can't give that amount of money to strangers when I can use it on friends and family.
inb4, yeah no girlfriend atm.

fight fight fight

>aggresive pantieshots on stream

Serafi...

Serafi could, no, NEEDS to get it.

eepy Echo

Waking up to Cyon's thigh shimmy every day

Echo gives us so much attention even in a big collab uuuuooooh

Kokone looking at my big hairy peen

>big hairy pp
yeah, mine

>>59536776
Mine is clean shaven.

>>59536824
The girls think more about pp than /here/ fags

>>59537003
because the girls are /here/ fags

Suri image

>>59536824
body graffiti after the cherry hunting session...

>>59537003

>>59537066
I constantly hornypost about Serafi knowing there's a real chance she'll read it.

Cyon glitching is actually me putting it in her

>>59537003
>implying that the girls aren’t /here/
Anon, I

Watching echos stream and seeing serafi jump off the building was quite something kek
o7

>>59537463
Cute!

Serafi playing with Pippa

The lone baller

>>59537066
>>59537366
I don't belive you.

>>59536944
>POV: you are on your knees eating echo's pussy while she calls you good ram

>>59538077
This is how I wanna die.

Still wanna cum on echos forehead

>>59538391
You must not.

>>59537808
someone post the suri /here/ pic, I don't find it

>>59538480

That event was tiring kek

>>59538524
https://streamable.com/wowdar

I don’t trust chuubas that aren’t a little /here/

>>59538928
yeah i didn't know i could get so tired after watching youtube

i’m so happy for amoria

>>59540099
Itsumo ballin’

>>59539227
Well I agree, but at least they should do it discreetly.
I like it better here knowing I can talk freely without hurting anyones feelings.

>>59540777
>>59540777
>>59540777

>>59540894
a tad bit early?

>>59541027
Oh really? My bad, I still don't know the bump limit for /vt/.

>>59541838
It's 310, so you're close enough.

>>59541838
310, but even them, wait for the thread to reach page 10

it's over, we'll never hit 310
pack it up

>>59538439
I must. Bust. On echos forehead specifically

sex with echo and aiming it at her forehead

it's over we'll never hit page 10
pack it up

>>59542492
Why settle for on? Why not bust inside the hole on her forehead?

>>59542639
Won’t she short circuit

>>59543103
Nah man, it's like water cooling.

>>59543487
Watercooling is literally just fan cooling with middle men

>>59542576
wait, i'm starting to believe

>>59545928
Today, the middle man is my dick. Please stop posting, I hate myself for making these posts.

just trying to hit post cap

>>59546099
I think you have a problem echo, its okay, i accept your condition. I feel for you deep inside my core

cum

>>59547327
i'm sorry

I love Echo