/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59494491
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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SHIORI CUTE

BAU BAU

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep and Inkwell, Shiori~n!

What's up cucks. Did she really make you say Flayon's name so you could get a kiss? Pathetic.
Hope you gain some self respect soon and ditch this whore.
Love Ruffian.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

I jwu . Fun night I bet

>>59494816
Could be better, but as per usual, report and ignore.
I've been writing some requests from last thread, about to finish the first.

Shisus died on the book for our sins...

>>59494880
That book? Me.

What's wrong? Don't you respect her collab choices? You don't actually have a problem with this, right?
How can you call yourself a Novelites

>>59485151
This will be a rather short one. I hope you enjoy all the same.
>Shiori's day is never easy
>Having to take care of those she considers her younger siblings
>Biboo, Rissa, her lovely demon guard dogs, Fuwawa and Mococo.
>But there's also another group she has to watch over at times
>Her Novelites, the ones that truly allow her to be her.
>The Pages, the Bookwyrms and the Novelknights.
>To them, Shiori is their princess, their younger sister, their student, their kouhai, perhaps something even more
>But this time, is different
>This time, Shiori has to play the role of their care taker.
>The pages are tired, the bookwyrms are restless, the novelknights are fighting amongst themselves
>Shiori gently claps her hands together
>"All of you, each and every last one of you. You're all special to me, you all allow me to be who I am, so please don't fight. I want you all to be happy."
>One knight slowly walks towards Shiori, resting his weary head on Shiori's shoulder
>Like a Goddess smiling from on high, Shiori too, gently smiles at the knight.
>Gentle words, filled with care and patience begin to flow from her lips: "There there, my dearest Novelknight, it's been a rough day hasn't it?"
>One by one, each of the members that form the citizens of her kingdom, from the pages, to the bookwyrms and the remaining knights, all gather around her
>She gracefully accepts each one, speaking gently to each one, allowing them their grievances, sharing in them their pain
>With each member that passes by, a kiss, a hug, and her gentle nuzzle against them, was given.
>A truly heartwarming encounter, one that would live on as encouragement for the Novelites to live their best
>And then, once the last member had their experience, she announces to all of them
>Her voice steady, firm with resolve, resounding throughout the entire castle even
>"If you trust me, to guide you all, to where ever is best, then I shall lead you all to happiness."
>Every last person standing in the room performs a silent bow before her.
>The end of the day has come, the pages are now filled with motivation to continue their work. The Bookwyrms feel the energy to carry out the days to come. The Novelknights have once again repeated their oaths they've sworn in their hearts
>It was just another day for Shiori
>It wasn't easy but it was one she enjoyed very much.
>Why would such a thing bring her joy?
>Because she knows that today, she brought joy to her kingdom, and will continue to do so.

Today of all days I have to deal with inheritance business that has been haunting me for 3 years. I am just so tired of everything by now.
So anon. How was your day?

this is a poem based on Fire Emblem : Three House with a bit of Shiorin on it.

THE MEAT TREE FROM FAERGHUS


>The meat tree on its roots, resides in a cold rugged land of the lions.
>The damsel of the ink on its foot, adores.
>The meat Tree on its abode,
>The scarlet rot devours its trunk, like vile beasts in a feast.
>The meats are red, reeks of blood and wails from the dead.
>The trunk is charred from many battles and its calamitous desire.
>The leaves are the most beautiful and bright, full of life and passions.
>The damsel of the ink admires their struggles and tragedies.
>The meat tree from the seed of Duscur, Devouring wrath as its faith grows.
>The meat tree from the twigs of the blue lion,
>The empress in fire breaks them.
>The meat tree from the trunk of Gareg march,
>The voice of death becomes its convictions.
>The meat tree from the leaves of Faerghus,
>The whisper from the prominent power opened the flower to bloom.
>The meat tree finally, standing tall at the center of Fodlan,
>The beauty and hideousness of them, witnessing the land prosper into the golden age.
>The damsel of the ink faintly smiles, as she closes the curtain of the three houses.


Rodrigue as a boy’s name is related to the old german name Roderick. The meaning of Rodrigue is “prominent power/famous power”.

peak SEA hours careful, there will be an ancient maya english popping out soon

>>59495300
I was way too sleepy last night and had to skip watching live yesterday but other than that 'twas a good one. Put some pencil to paper and wrote out some lyrics and goals that I've been setting up.

>>59495046
Tis hardening my conviction.
*kneel

and again...

>>59495046
mama Shiori...

Total Novelight Death.

>>59495300
I was making dinner and enjoyed it.
omelette with mashed and an apple.

>>59495838
What if Shiori was a novelight?

>>59495934

Just caught up with the last thread. memgen chat rrat isn't real, right?

>>59495046
Health restored
Thanks for your work

Indulge me, nerdy little Novelites as I'm a femnovelite and I wanna know while it's apt: you're grumpy or in a bad mood and Shiori is your gf, I'm talking really down in the dumps, something's really pissed you off.

What melts your heart and helps you make up with her? I want to know for science. Please and thank you.

>>59496335
The people who were in mengen pre-chat seemed to really want a Mumei collab. That's all.

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>59496450
post tits

>>59496450
Tits. My face.

>>59496450
Did Shiori piss me off? Otherwise hugs, kisses, tits on face and if I tell you that I don't want to see you right now, back off a little, but not too much. I don't want you to abandon me, I just want a little space right now. Maybe try again in 10-15 minutes, half an hour. Otherwise I'll stew in my own self-loathing and think you hate me too.
Hypothetically, of course.

>>59496450
Tits.
Or gtfo

>>59496450
You see how sad novelites are? We could really use femelite's udders to cheer us up...

Wait is there a reason the catalogue fags are more rabid than usual? I've been gone for a week, qrd?

>>59495046
I will continuing your story,
The Caenum and the Nebulo.' These are the wicked tulpas born from malice and the foolish evil jester Rabilis. They show their desire to ravage the land of Shig, using deceit and scorn as their weapons. However, the evil tulpas didn't know that Shig is a nation of war, where civil wars and constant raids from the Berber have made the Inkwell Kingdom and its Knights formidable forces. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.

>>59496651
Page 302.

>>59496450
Tits.
If you want me to elaborate, it's the warmth and reassurance that you would feel in an embrace. A safe space. A peaceful home to return to. A place you could bare yourself with all your filth shown to the person you trust the most, and yet she will still accept you in the end. Of course, I don't want this to be all just about me. But I know this kind of encouragement would help me become a better person. And once you have 'fixed' me, you can take a rest and abandon me. I can stand on my own feet now. The 'quirk' that I have that needs fixing is gone from your eyes. The thing that caught your eyes from me as a person has been eradicated. This is how all of those relationships go. God I hate 'I can fix you' type of girls.

>>59495432
>>59495764
>>59496403
I'm working on two more, stay tuned!
>>59496450
This is something I've talked with my partner about, but basically it comes down to, test the waters, try talking to me.
I'll never truly be mad enough to raise my voice and yell at, or hit the people I love, but I won't be immediately responsive.
If I barely respond, or my tone carries a lot of negativity, I'm sighing a lot, avoiding eye contact, etc, try again in like 20 minutes.
If you keep talking while I'm sounding like that, nothing will get better, send me a funny picture or crack a joke 20 mins later. If I respond better than I did prior, then try talking again, I'll likely respond better. If I'm still barely responsive, give it another 20 minutes, and continue this until I stop being a bitch and give a proper response.
No one stays upset forever, it's like trying to stir a pot that isn't ready. It's somewhat redundant and you're just making it take longer.
Everyone is different, but this is just my personal thing.

>>59496450
Bust the bust.

>>59496450
bossom, and we shall talk.
serious answer, I'm still have my sanity
>if I get upset from the faggot on this thread ? I leave
>if Shiori will collab with the homo ? I will not watch the collab, and coming back when she's focused with her novelites (me) again.

>>59495315
you're pretty much summarizing the three houses plot, and inserting her like she were reading a book about it.
pretty smart NGL

>>59495934
Not now Nerissa.

>>59496744
Oh, that's all? Kek

>>59496535
;___; This got me a little bit, okay, noted, a little space but not so much boyfriend would take it as "she hates me!"

>>59496761
>>59496873
I also love both of these. Thank you anons. It's a mix of being encouraging, but still giving space, and if you're angry at us, once you're feeling better, it's easier to see if you've snapped at all.

Shiori would be very, very lucky (and proud) of you guys and present booba

>>59497011
How was the vacation?

>>59496687
.....why are you using latin slurs ????

>>59496450
You not a real femanon, real femanon spoiler their post.

>>59496450
I have a terminal case of shit taste because every girl I end up falling for ends up hurting me at the worst possible moments in my life. Someone being considerate enough for half an hour would probably be enough.

>>59497075
You got any problem, latinxbro?

>>59496450
Unironicly tits, not even the sex ones.
Shoving tits means you’re willing to give intimacy and care to your significant other, understand they’re in distress.
Make sure my mood calmed down and see if I needed comfort or talk about it afterwards.
I won’t tell how many times I cried in her chest when she pampered me

Kill tempus. Behead tempus. Roundhouse kick a tempus into the concrete. Slam dunk a tempus baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy tempus. Defecate in a tempus's food. Launch tempus into the sun. Stir fry tempus in a wok. Toss tempus into active volcanoes. Kick a tempus in the testicles. Urinate into a tempus's gas tank. Judo throw a tempus in to a wood chipper. Twist tempus's heads off. Report tempus to the IRS. Karate chop tempus in half. Trap tempus in quicksand. Crush tempus in the trash compactor. Liquefy tempus in a vat of acid. Eat tempus. Dissect tempus. Exterminate tempus in a gas chamber. Torture a tempus with growing bamboo

>>59497075
I don't want to give "them" a fucking attention nor a single credits.

>>59497065
Pretty good, tired as all hell. It's a 26ish hour drive from where I live in Maine to Florida. Could have flown but God damn plane tickets are expensive. Drank a shit ton, smoked a lot of weed, saw and did everything I wanted to do. Great time for sure

>>59496450
if i'm in the dumps, an embrace from behind is nice alongside with a quiet reassurance that she's got my back against whatever's caught me in the mood - i tend to solve a lot of my issues myself, but sometimes having that reassurance that someone is there for me if i need it is a very comforting thought

probably one of the few things i miss about my ex sometimes

if she's the source of the annoyance, if she can make me laugh with dumb jokes then that goes a long way towards getting me to be a little less annoyed

>>59491770
I'm turning yours into an imouto post. Enjoy. I remembered my past experiences while writing this which helped with the scenario a little.
>You've always been trying your best
>Every single day, ever since the day she came into your life
>Shiori was adopted to your family at a young age.
>At first, you treated her as just another existence in your home
>You never really felt much for her until the day you fell into despair
>Your parents weren't there for you, they were too tired and busy from work.
>But Shiori was there back then.
>She held your weary head in her little hands and listened to everything her dearest Onii-san had to say.
>She handed her ice cream to you, one that she enjoyed quite a lot, but in her little mind, back then, it was something you needed more than her.
>Ever since then, you and her shared a bond stronger and unwavering.
>If she were a Princess, then you would be both her Prince and her Knight.
>If she were a Witch, then you would be a Warlock for her.
>If she were the one that needed help one day, you would be there, just like she was for you.
>Sadly, today is not any of those days.
>Today you're once again at the end of your rope
>Meaningless, mundane and trivial things have been piling up on you
>Your stress has reached its limits
>You feel as though you will crumble if even a speck of dust landed on top of the pile
>However, Shiori sees you, she notices how you're feeling
>She once saved you from despair, many a time ago, and now it seems it's time for that again.
>Shiori slowly walks up to you, her voice is like a gentle breeze through you: "Onii-san, we're out of ice cream today, can we get some?"
>You raise your head out of your hands and you look at her
>She's leaning over you, looking down gently, you can tell there's some worry on her face, but she masks it with a smile.
>You force a smile out of yourself, trying as hard as you can. It's awkward, and you know it's forced, but you try anyway.
>Shiori sighs then covers your face with the palm of her hand and exclaims to you: "Onii-san, you don't have to force yourself to smile, let'sj ust get some ice cream!"
>You also sigh but you get up and start to head outside with her.
>You can't really refuse her it seems, even when you're down.
>The two of you walk, she holds your hand and gently rests her head on your arm.
>You almost look like a couple going for a walk in the sunset
>The two of you arrive at an ice cream parlour
>It's not the usual one you go to, is it a new shop?
>You turn to her and ask: "How do you know about this place?"
>She looks up at you, a face full of innocence, and replies simply with: "Uhhh, internet!"
>You can tell by her innocent face, and her laughable excuse, that she's been wanting to come here for a while, but never had a good reason to until now.
>She takes your wallet out and runs up to the woman at the counter, with gremlin-like energy
>"Ehehe! Onii-san's paying for us today! So I'd like to order this, and that, and this too!"
>She's pointing to multiple different flavours at once, you start to feel a bit of dread for your wallet
>However, all dread simply washes away as you watch her, excitedly picking out the different flavours
>This ice cream parlour seems to have tables outside, where customers can enjoy their ice cream and relax
>You slowly approach the counter, and you order your own ice cream, you only pick out two different flavours
>Shiori is waiting for you outside at one of the tables, she waves at you and calls for you: "Over her Onii-san! The view's great!"
>She seems super energetic after being able to order as much as she wants
>The store clerk brings to you the ice cream that the two of you ordered together. They arrive in multiple different cups.
>You end up counting six different flavours for Shiori while you only have two, the bill for this is probably huge.
>Sitting there, Shiori takes a spoon, scoops some ice cream and gently pushes it into your cheek
>"Onii-san, it doesn't matter!"
>You look at her, a little confused by what she could have meant, then she continues
>"It doesn't matter what kind of things bring you down, you can count on your imouto to always bring you back up, now, eat!"
>She shoves the spoon in your mouth just as you're about to say something, effectively feeding you a taste of her oreo ice cream.
>As soon as you finish the first bite, all forms of complaints that you had ready to rebuff her with had faded.
>You can't help but smile, this time it's genuine, and not forced like before
>She smiles back at you, and then leaves a cheeky comment with it: "Hehe, that's the Onii-san that I know."
>There the two of you continue to eat your ice cream together while watching cars and people walk by
>The sun is slowly setting, the breeze is nice and cool
>Your anxiety and depression from earlier is being washed away by spending this time with your imouto.

There is a psyop in this thread that makes you long for an actual girlfriend. Stay single.

>>59497153
How so did they hurt you, Novelite? I've also had girls hurt me too, but in a different way considering between us there is meant to be sisterhood. There will be someone out there who will see, appreciate and love you for you, so hold steady and the ones who hurt you during difficult times hopefully grow up someday. I'm sorry, anon. Take this Shiori as a hug.

>>59495046
Love how sweet Shiori is here I want to pamper her too

>>59497153
Women be like
>you need to open up and share your feelings with me, it's okay, I'll never hurt you. I feel this relationship won't work if you can't be emotionally intimate
But then
>Shut the fuck up and stop crying pussy, be a man and suck it up.

>>59497036
Exhibit casabas

y'know...

>>59497306
this !
and when they want to sperg, YOU MUST LISTEN TO THEM.
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>59497306
Being able to open up and cry is one of the most appreciated things personally to me, but I get a real pang in my gut when I encounter guys or anons here who have had experiences with people who have shown disgust or no kindness when you have. Please do be vulnerable, you are all the more manly and wonderful for voicing your feelings. Please don't let the stacies of this world permaban your abilities on this, Shiori believes in you!

>>59497196
Was so much slower without you. More boring too. I don't know who you are but I'm glad you're back.

>>59497333
NO THINKING

>>59497306
>>59497359
This is going to sound like the shittiest advice, especially coming from this god forsaken board. But please, unironically, find better girls.
There are women that are willing to take as much as they give.
There are girls that are willing to listen to all your shit on a bad day, pat you on the back, and say "There there anon, today was rough huh?" as long as you're willing to listen to her crap, even if it's a simple smile and nod every now and then.

Hmmmmmmmm

>>59497511
Cease

>>59497294
Last one was some stupid bullshit on the day my mother was admitted to cancer hospice. I will die alone and that's okay. Anime tits don't do much for me at this point. I just watch vtubers to convince myself that there are human beings who can at least pretend to be admirable.
This really isn't the time in the thread to talk about it. Please ask after bump limit next time.

We shouldn't think let just keep on mooing~

Hello femelites, I'm a doctor. I need to do a quick checkup on your thorax. Please, expose mammaries.

>>59497571
Moo~

Femelites hate us. They don't want to post knockers in our darkest hours. They could save all of us, but no. Why are they like this?

>>59497306
Novelites I am old. Much older than the average around here. What you are talking about is the "Fucked up bitch" that isnt worth your time. They are sadly all too common these days yet should be avoided at all costs. Dont let desperation stick you with an unholy bitch that wastes years of your life when you see the red flags leave

Im old and married to a goth girl. No she doesnt look like she did at 17 or 27 but I can enjoy talking with her we watch nerd shit together and have never had a real argument in the last decade. Life is good and it wouldnt be if I stuck with any of the evil inhuman bitches I dated over the years

>>59497468
>unironically, find better girls
WHERE

Why is it so hard to yeet the teat?

I understand why she wanted to be polite and respond but I could have done without the tilde, that's the last I am going to say on the matter I will now go and play bg3.

>>59497468
Yeah that's pretty shitty advice in a place like this. I feel like it's the majority of women that have very little sympathy for male feelings, society in general just expects men in general to be more reserved and sharing your emotions is "unmanly". I've had a woman break up with me because I was too "emotionally taxing" for them to deal with because my parents were getting divorced.

>>59497219
My anxiety and sadness is indeed washed away with this story
Thanks anon for your work

>>59497807
>Complaining about tildes when Shiori has literally said that they hold no meaning to her.

Let the nipples ripple, please, please, please

>>59497857
Maybe they hold meaning for me? Ask yourself in the scenario she has to politely respond to more homos tweeting at her, tilde or no tilde as a preference? That's all I'm saying.

>>59497857
>Responding to a clear false flag
Kek, anyone mentioning this absolute nothingburger should be ignored

>>59497857
Can i get a timestamp?
I want to be sure.

>>59497857
Why would you respond to the obvious falseflagger?

Really?

Shiori SEX

>59497962
>59497967
>59497983
You don't realize they're just replying their own comment ?
shisus

>>59498032
They really don't want to reveal the glands. I don't know why. If I was a girl, I would put them on the display right now.

There's commenters who consistently use them that get hearted often. They clearly don't mean nothing to her.

>>59497306
IKTF anon
>girl I'm supposedly a "close friend" to complains that I'm being a bitch any time I ever try talking to her about my depression
>months later goes some giant multi-hour long "UWAWAWA I'M SO LONELY and DEPRESSED NOONE WILL EVER LOVE ME" rant to me
>works in she's been on like 4 dates in the last week when even 5 years from this event I've never been on a single one
Like, I know I'm a depressed and ugly failure of a man and a human, but goddamn, the double standards are fucking miserable to deal with. Most of the other dudes I'm friends with at least give a cursory listen to a few sentences of my problems before they make it about themselves and I have to play therapist for them.

>>59498094
Here's shiori tits, stop whining

>>59497962
>>59497983
Am not but feel free to jump at shadows

Why did you open the terry so early, femelites? A pair of knockers can only satisfy and calm this thread right now.

>>59498142
That's what therapy is for, in my expirience. You pay for a bitch to listen to your shitty problems. Some people (women) are just too accustomed to having that shit for free.

>>59497559
I'm so sorry that person was so unthoughtful towards you in such a time, whether or not you die alone, I hope you still encounter people who show you kindness, whether that be strangers, a friend, a passer by, an anon. Hang in there, buddy. I've watched both my parents go through cancer and I've lost one and I'm scared I may be losing the other in a few years due to the radiotherapy doing a number on her lungs, but we have to hold our heads high and keep our hope. Have a restful day.

>>59497590
Unironically I got my boobies checked out the year before last because nobody told me in your late twenties that your nips do weird things, turns out they were fine but I was very shy around that doctor. I love doctor-patient tropes but it was not sexy, it was a bit mortifying being the Wonderbread meme for a bit.

>Never used a single tilde
>Got hearted and replied to on comments
Damn I must be even more special. Suck it tilde users.

>>59498258
Post art so I can block you.

>>59498142
I have a bitch friend like that, but I'm just fucking tired and do a flip
>I'm not your boyfriend
>but you're my best friend
>will you suck my cock ?
>get blocked and later she tried to defaming my name
>she didn't know that I had been listening to her crap for a long time and also keeping a lot of dark secrets, that she always love to shares with me.

>>59498297
I write (tragedies not sins.)
I don't draw for shit.

>>59498220
Thanks, anon. Do you have more? I'm unfortunate, and tits are the only thing that can help me right now.

>>59498457
Time for your prostate exam anon
or maybe a breast exam for femelite?

>>59498254
I can check them if you want. no, but seriously. Why are females so afraid of posting tits? Why do they find them so sacred? Do you know how many tits of my exes have I shared and how many tits of my friends exes have I seen. You're safer sharing them on 4chan than to your boyfriend.

How do I know if I have testicular cancer

>>59496450

>>59498328
Honestly after that we had a falling out because I called her out on it. Asked her why she messaged me, and when she said she "felt like I would understand" basically told her that the week she was ranting about would have been the happiest week of my life. We've spoken one time since.

>>59498548
Man, I love tits, too.

>>59496491
i love my hebe daughterwife shiori!

>>59498580
Just post your cock and ball anon

How do I retroactively die in my sleep?

we must send an envoy leaden with gifts to /who/ at once!

Any post without tits is considered a falseflag. Orders from the princess.

I also rarely get a heart, but when I do
>it's a comment without like
>never put a ~
I got 5 in total....
am I happy ? yes
will it affecting my mind and mental if I don't get one ? no
clue : I'm just genuinely expressing myself about her in a polite manner.

>>59498705
my nyaori has no tits tho

>>59498548
yes nurse, please do.

>>59498680
Sure, no problem. You want me to shave first?

>>59498580
Very touching (no pun intended) but let's assume I'm genuinely an anon with a biological hooha and big bazongers, if we post tits, we're whores and gullible and want validation, if we don't, we find them sacred. What if I'm somewhere inbetween where I'm proud of them and I'm glad they can make someone happy, but I'm also not prepared to get bashed in a thread where I could simply post Shiorin's oreos? I'm a smiles at you if I catch you looking IRL kind of type, but I don't go to great lengths to reveal them to begin with.

>>59498580
You niggers are boring and banal
theres much more delighting things they can you send us, corners of rooms, edges of panties, stuff thats truly scintillating

>>59498746
All tits are tits, no matter the size or the shape. They are all beautiful and I appreciate them all.

>>59498697
Honestly surprised nobody stabbed a homo yet. They seem like much easier targets than the girls.

>>59498776
Bra anon........................

>>59498774
>"Post tits or GTFO"
>Post tits, voice, hand, or literally anything
>"Lol fuck off attention whore, Kya"
It's always a trap femanon, it's honestly better to just pretend to be male.

>>59498776
Would be better, but she wants to see us sad and depressed.

>>59498851
I just lurk and enjoy the oreo, but I still hope that anon who found my hand arousing had a really great night.

[spoilers]you guys are alright though. I've been here since the first threads, I love my dorky goth daughter[/spoiler]

Why am I here?

>>59498895
>>59498895
spoiler reps doko.....

>>59498697
The most attention that anyone has ever paid to him since debut and Shiori likely hasent thought twice it . Not even a knock on him just pointing how sad the Nijis need to scrape for drama

Stay strong bros
-a lurking t.deadbeat

>>59498974
I typoed and messed up, curses...... my two braincells work very hard, purisu understando

>>59498895
Look how sad everybody is. Don't you want to bring the mood of the thread up? You post bikini pics on Instagram; how is it different than posting your tits in a bra on 4chan?

>>59499039
HAHAHAHAHAHA novelkeks the new cuckbeats?

>>59498774
nta but I think you should post tits regardless of all the potential pitfalls you just expressed.

>>59498937
I forget where I am sometimes

>>59499039

>>59499083
Ahahahahahahahha this nigga begging AHAHAHAHAH LIKE WHT IS PORN MY NIGGA LIKE WHAT IS FREE VOLUMINOUS HIGHLY ACCESSABLE INTERNET PORN MY NIGGA

>>59499083
Oh honey, you did get a chuckle out of me but I've never been one of the bikini pics kinds, I'm more of a lifts sweater up secret weapons type. How is the winter depression already hitting you guys?

It's working. I'm starting to hate tits.

I don't have beef with your oshi, deadbeat.
but, her name always bring a problem every time they mentioning her name /here/

now that the settle has dusted....
https://poal.me/ncig3j
https://poal.me/ncig3j
https://poal.me/ncig3j

ok what the fuck did i just read the past few posts after waking from the nappies

https://twitter.com/Redbrick12/status/1707436899185692753
look at her go

>>59499215
It's cheese on a trap to make catalogtards get snapped, they literally cannot help themselves from pivoting to her instead if they see it

>>59499269
ssssshhhhh go back to sleep.....

>>59499204
Cold night in Belgrade. That plus our thread is being shat up for 4 pages straight, and I'm tired of filling up the captchas to report. I'm literally shaving my cock rn.

>>59499393
Very beautiful architecture in Belgrade I missed all the shit of the previous threads as I was asleep but here's another cutie for the road

It's all so tiresome.

>>59499475
Are you really going to leave us titless?

Cute morning, Novelites!

I don't even think tits over the internet can save me anymore. I need the real thing.

>>59499617
its NOT a good morning

You made me sad, librarian...

>>59499617
cute morning, burger anon.
we're at the moment of sad-shi and tired now

>>59499642
Drink soi milk and grow your own breasts

Only because I love these threads almost as much as I love Shiori my exception is that I am carrying my daughter please be nice to her

>>59497807
Speaking of bg3, I created the Guardian to look like Shiori...in act 3 now and she's not the person I thought she be...

>>59494484
Woah, I think I finally got it. Are you planning to rework and move the whole thing? Maybe add a password that only this thread would know?

>>59499851
Just have sex with Balduran and close your eyes pretending it's Shiori
A little tentacle to the prostate never hurt anybody

>>59499850
Very nice and sexoo, bless you.

>>59499850
Based. Nice tits, by the way. Love you, slag; thx for this. Won't shit up the thread next time you come. Masturbating furiously, just so you know.

I feel like she has been distancing herself a little lately. Maybe I was expecting too much from her, maybe it was the honeymoon period... I hope that she's just saving it for the member stream.

>>59499850
I won't slide into Yana and Chino's DMs anymore. I'd slide into yours instead.

>>59500105
Saplings need to be bullied more, needy little shits
Needs atomic wedgie correction

I'm in a little bit of emotional torment. Just a teeny tiny bit.

What hours would you consider this

>>59499850
Just dont make a habit of it or people are gonna accuse you of being an attention whore. Nonetheess thanks for the tits

>>59499850
What kind of cocks do you like?

>>59500036
>>59500047
You're very welcome, I'm gonna go back to lurking but thanks, I grew them myself! Let's wait until the catalog is kinder again and enjoy oreo stream together.

Good morn- what

>>59491663
>>59491904
>>59491935
>>59492222
>Have you ever felt like there wasn't enough excitement in life?
>You used to think this, until your encounter with her
>It was a summer's day, the heat was near unbearable
>You were out for errands on this ridiculously hot day.
>WIth a popsicle in your mouth, you begin to walk home, aimlessly.
>At some point, you walk across a field of huge sunflowers.
>They feel almost unnatural, like this place had never existed before.
>You rub your eyes a little, trying to see if what you're witnessing is an illusion, a hallucination, a trick of the mind
>Nope, you're still in the middle of a giant sunflower field
>You sigh hopelessly, wondering how the hell you managed to get here, then you start to wander off towards what you believe would be the general direction of your house.
>Amidst the sunflowers, you see her
>Her hair is split between white and black
>She's wearing a pure white summer dress, it's flowing in the gentle, but warm summer breeze
>A summer hat adorns her head
>You call to her, nervously: "Uhh? Hello?"
>You wonder why you're nervous, it must be because you don't know where you are
>She turns to you, and immediately you notice it
>Golden eyes, not unlike the sunflowers that surround the two of you
>A wide smile, as if it belonged to a girl possessed by a demon
>Her wide smile quickly turns into a look of curiosity, she tilts her head as she looks at you.
>"Oh? Someone's come to visit me?"
>She looks at your figure, as if analyzing you from head to toe
>She then smiles again
>You look down for a little, her smile feels a bit much for you
>Suddenly, you hear her voice behind you, and the unbearable summer heat that you had been enduring, suddenly evaporated
>Instead you're met with an indescribable chill, all the way down to your bones
>You quickly turn to see behind you, but she isn't there
>You then turn back to where she was previously, and she's also not there
>"Where are you looking, dear visitor?"
>You jump a little, unable to comprehend where her voice came from
>She then gently taps your back and whispers to you: "Are you feeling alright? Is the heat too much for you?"
>You jump again and immediately face her, you realize you're taller than she is, but as you look down to face her, you can't exactly make out the details of her face any more, they're obscured by her summer hat.
>Those golden eyes you were able to identify earlier, they do not shine the same way, it's almost as if shadow obscured her face entirely.
>You sigh, thinking it's best to not question it right now and you simply respond: "Yeah, it's really hot."
>Suddenly, as if they were alive, the sunflowers behind you shifted, and a path going forward lay behind you
>She points to the path and whispers: "You should return home quickly, or you may be lost here forever."
>For an inexplicable reason, you feel a sense of urgency. You bow to her slightly, thanking her and apologizing for having to leave so quickly, then you turn and begin to follow the new path
>As you walk, you hear something akin to a girl's laughter, and the faint sounds of whispers coming from the sunflowers in all directions
>"Will he find his way home?"
>"Will he be lost?"
>"What does he taste like?"
>"Will his bones melt in the heat?"
>The whispers are slowly getting more disturbing, but you flush them out, a keen desperation to arrive back home has overtaken most of your senses
>There you come across what appears to be a giant fence
>It seems almost as if climbing it wasn't an option
>Then you feel the same chill from before on your back, it's seeping into your very being, slowly
>You turn around and see her again, right behind you, her golden eyes are once again present, her wide smile
>She's gazing right at you
>The sudden sight of her is almost enough to make you scream and jump back, but you hold it in
>"Oh? You're holding it in quite well, Anon."
>She says your name as if it were nothing, how does she know it?
>"How..do you know my name?"
>Her wide smile almost seems malicious, and the same girly laughter that you heard from earlier, suddenly rings out, but it's not being heard from your ears
>The laughter is being heard from within, as if bypassing your ears entirely and being directed straight to your brain
>A name constantly rings in your brain, over and over, like a broken record.
>"Shiori. Shiori. Shiori. Shiori. Shiori. Shiori. Shiori."
>She breaks her malicious smile, and asks you a simple question: "What's my name Anon?"
>The voice in your head compels you, and you utter her name: "Shiori."
>And with that, you wake up, covered in your own sweat, your bed is fully soaked, though you're unsure if it's from what you just felt, or the summer heat
>You sit up on your bed and utter out loud: "Just a weird dream."
>And then you hear it again, girly laughter
>"Hmm, I don't know about that, Anon."
>You instantly turn, and she's sitting next to you on your own bed.
>"Your home seems much nicer than the sunflower field."

>>59499850
>>59500284
Time to turn in that's the thread highlight today.

>>59500306
Yes. This general gets weirder and weirder as each page goes by.

>>59500272
>>59500283
I tend to cutepost in the threads when Novelites are being sad I love Ougaposter for that too so I'll be lurking here alongside you guys.

if it's attached to someone funny and smart, that's perfect. Bonus points if you're a dweeb and like being bullied.

Remember, there are no girls on the internet.

>>59500284
They are busting through the shirt, God dammit. I LOVE OREO TOO!

what if that is shiori

>>59499850
My emotional wounds aren't cured but you made me smile, so thank you

I got prescribed antibiotics for my tummy hort and also a redirect to see a specialist. But I hope the antibiotics are enough, I don't want them to be shoving a camera into my ass

Why am I still sad when I'm in my abode?

>>59500384 (me)
Honestly, I don't know where I was going with this one.
It was fun to write though.
I've managed to writefag two pampering writeups, and two mysterious encounters today.
Seems like a good amount.

>>59500247
Feeling my precortex heat up in real time hours.

>>59499269
go back to bed and don't eat any of that leftover moldy bread

>>59500461
Alright anon, how fresh is your abode? Have you popped on some fresh bedding lately, have you tidied anything overhwhelming away like piles of clothes or rubbish? Maybe a hot drink in this chilly weather, and a good sleep schedule. We believe in you, boy.

>>59499850
>>59500284
thank you ma'am, but for your safety and sanity don't do it again.........
but, still thank you.

>>59500472
thank you ougaman.

great, another thread personality, just what we needed

>>59500539
Just this once, as a treat, now, cheer up and prepare for Shiorin's next stream, whatever could a Minecraft field trip entail.

Do things ever get better?

>>59500388
And here I was thinking I'd needa bust out the ougaman a second time in a row today because my writing wasn't doing well enough.
Glad to have you lurking with us. Enjoy.
Also if you're the same anon, I hope your mother's feeling better. I haven't been keeping up so I'm unsure if you mentioned it or not or if that's even (You)
>>59500582
No thank you, for taking the time to read my work.

>>59500625
How does it make you feel? Multiple anons are masturbating to your tits right now. Are you proud? Are you happy? Are you embarrassed? Are you horny?

>>59500642
Your writing makes my day, I lurk a lot but it's always a highlight on my breaks. Thank you as well, that means a lot to me. We're hanging in there. These threads and the Shiori streams are always big serotonin for me so thank you so much.

>>59500641
it will anon, life are not always sucks.....

>>59500384
>Suddenly ... suddenly
Ha! Caught you.
It's good. Thank you for fulfilling my request.

>>59500625
>>59500539
>Novelknights prove Chivalry isnt dead
>Still got tits so Sexbros are happy too
>Everyone wins and tonight we get Shiori leading the resurrection of EN MC

We just need a proper EN core for MC to be kino. Advent Fauna Kaela and any of the anncillary MC players that might get more active because the others are up and about are more than enough for MC to be great again

good night anons, hopefully you all feel better later on today

>>59500641
sometimes they do, and a lot of other times they don't but things could always be worse here; at least we're not alone in our suffering/non-suffering. still, each day you wake up you're slightly different than the person you were before yesterday, so in a sense while things may vary, one thing is certain - (you) get better each day you're alive and suffer through misfortune

The sun is shining in Belgrade. It's a miracle.

>>59500733
Glad it has that effect, not just for you, but for others /here/. It's nice being able to contribute to others comfiness while also improving something I enjoy over time.
Ah so it is, glad to hear you're hanging in there. If you ever feel the need to express more, bump limit trauma dumping time, and the other kind anons will listen, I'm sure.

>>59500815
Unironically these threads and the anons in them make my days a little lighter. You guys are alright. So many creatives too! It makes things all a little better.

Yes yes yes. I love Pekora and JPMC's shenanigans but I'm so here for Shiori trolling the pet dogs a little more or building a life-sized Dimitri tribute shrine.

if Dimitri could change and lead Faerghus into the golden age, then /shig/ could getting better overtime.

>>59500284
Hey femnovelite, nice chest ya got there, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

In other words, I've kind of forgotten this board always goes tits up (no pun intended) whenever an EN mem interacts with one of the Stars members. I guess it hasn't happened for a long enough time for me to forget, or I'm too focused on the specific splits I'm in to notice.

>>59500921
That's so sweet. I think with how creative and eccentric Shiori is, as well as encouraging, there's a lot of Novelites and anons who share writing and creative works and it's a nice joy both for you doing something you love and us being comfy and enjoying what you've made. I will draw more Shioreos for the thread when things are a little less manic.
I don't have the words to express how much I want to say thank you, but honestly, thank you. Hopefully no trauma and only nice things! I just appreciate lingering here and my mother is a very strong soul. We lost my father some years ago from lung cancer but my mother is being very brave. Lots of blood tests and waiting but she fills her time going to enjoy jazz and tea with her pals and I consume a lot of cute media and try to keep my reps up, but I take your kind words with great appreciation. Same to you if ever you need anything.

>>59500436
Unless you know for sure it's your gut, they'd likely shove it down your throat first. Man, just remembering the feeling makes me want to vomit.

Alright, it's12am my writefagging brain is at it's limits. Good night fags.
Keep the thread healthy while I sleep (Or just nap for 30 minutes because my schedules kinda shit).

>>59501356
rest well ouga anon

>>59501356
same, I will sleep and waiting for MC collab.

I like Shiori because even if I can't actually trauma dump to her directly, she makes me think that maybe there really are girls out there who wouldn't leave me if I showed vulnerability

>>59501651
>Went to sleep after watching Bae and Kaela play MC together
>Had to wake up and send kid off to school
>Still up watching next Bae MC and not sleeping
>Looking forward to Advent MC tonight

I really hope I can get some rest soon

Titori~n!
Titori Breastella here, at your service.

>>59501356
Have a good sleep nap!

>>59501356
Goodnight Ouganon, I hope you can get a more restful sleep schedule. We'll keep the thread alive with our big hearts under our big chests.

Just tried to kill a mozzy with one hand but I missed him, our girl has some high dexterity despite being such a dork who is also clumsy. Skills.

>>59501356

>>59502057
fuck off mate, it's not like what you're doing right now is making the thread any better

>>59498548

>>59498548
God I want Shiori to milk my prostate...

>>59501826
UUUU I need milkiess

>>59502243
what does it mean if i get turned on whenever her irises shrink in response to something

>Driving home for an hour
>/shig/ is filled with comfy Anons and posts
Maybe I’m the problem causing shitposts

I thought the thread would be complete shit this morning, glad I was wrong. Cute morning to you guys

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>>59502595
Is this true?

Thoughts on tits?

>>59502525
Good morning.
The few hours of feel good tingles I would get from burning this place down aren't worth the consequences.

>>59502595
counterpoint

>schlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlop

>>59502718
I want to see a Hololive Swimsuit version of this

>>59502799
Like this?

Hehe Riri liked it

>>59500384
Honestly this pic came into my mind when I read the last part
I love the mild horror vibe, more mysterious than scary with a little chilly spice in it

I enjoyed the Everhood conclusion although I did not like her one tangent right at the climax of the ending.

>>59502846
Nice ribbon

>>59502718
i really hope someone could make this in koikatsu...

I wake up and I see psychopaths that want to murder and that there are also women in here. I am a Faustian man among you creatures, shapeshifters, doppelgangers. I might be called an insane man amongst you all but I know I am not.

>>59502997
I enjoyed Shiori although Everhood was shit

>>59503196
Sneed.

Why do I feel happy? Life is full of possibilities, and I will have sex with each of those possibilities.

>>59503298
formerly chucks

Shiori's Forties & Shorties
(Formerly Nerissa's)

>>59503633
Nerissa's Fissa & Shissa?

>>59503757
is this ai

>>59503734
Yeah.

You know what? Everhood sucks
Fuck this game

>>59503777
How can you not tell?

>>59503854
I am dum

>>59503923
nta anon, but pay attention to the hands. ai usually has trouble with that and feet if they're visible

I love you guys. I've also overcaffienated so much my hand is too shaky to draw.

>>59503975
You hate me. You said so multiple time.

Pero-chama!?

>>59503923
Look at the clip in her hair.

>>59503975
you're alright too, anon

been in this damn book for so long that even if i can't identify every single one of you fuckers, since the side stories and our shared withdrawals from shiorium back then i've actually started considering you guys friends, sorta - at least as much as you guys can be ones on 4chan at any rate.

>>59504109
Wuffian-chama?!

>>59502525
Everyone trying to make /shig/ clean, and it's fucking sucking our souls.

Novelights.

Kys.

>>59504912
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP BECOME STRAIGHT BECOME STRAIGHT BECOME STRAIGHT

Ruined

Saved.

>>59504912
you are not getting back your horn.

Shiori needs more lewds.

>>59502057
trying to catch up with the thread and just saw this. now i have to say it.
point to us how you've improved the thread quality from catalog filth the same way writer anon has written things and maybe i take back what im gonna say.
but fuck off. saying good night is in no way attention whoring when its been said by others along with good morning every single day.
do you have some personal beef? did writer anon personally hurt your feelings with his stories?

>>59497294
NTA but I’m my last case it was because I dated someone with adhd, shit memory, and poor life habits in general. Leading to many arguments where they would renew facts that had just happened recently eventually making me feel like I was losing my mind and sense of reality. They were also just dumb so arguments would start because they would just not understand sentences and take offense to nothings. I still to this day am not sure if they were the most manipulative person I even dated, or just genuinely so dumb they were doing this on accident.

Also, less offensive but she involved herself in my hobbies which at first seems great and what tons of lonely anons would want right? Hey gf wants to play vidya and watch anime with me how rad. But, due to the aforementioned dumb also felt I was losing my hobbies because everything had to be so dumbed down, and also due to the dumb she would get like a petulant child if anything bad happened in a game.

I’m so glad I left that shit and got a dog.

>>59505672

Got a dog
>BAU BAU

>>59505711
But I thought girls are cute when they're almost retarded?

Since we're back in comfy hours, I need some advice. What college club has a higher chance of having autistic women I can talk to about random shit? The anime club or art club?

I do not wish to kill myself. But if a piano dropped on my head or something, I think I wouldn't really mind.

>>59506086
Art.

>>59506127
That's called passive suicide ideation, my dude. Doesn't change the fact that you're still suicidal.

Suicide is badass.

>>59506322
I unironically agree. I think lover's suicide is also romantic.

>>59506086
>university website says there's an anime club
>no other information like where it is, no links, nothing
What the fuck bros, I'm actually trying, the Demiurge doesn't want me to score.

>>59506086
Art club, hit two birds with one stone
>Enrich your skills
>Talk with the girls
Even better if book club or writing club exist.

>>59506086
I would say art, but there is a chance you get a manipulative menhera that will ruin you mentally

>>59506422
STFU SHAKESPEARE

>>59506422
Absolutely based. I'd kill myself for Shiori~n!

>>59506086
I would scope out the anime club but don't get your hopes up. If it's anything significantly less than a 50-50 gender ratio (like 80-20 or 70-30 guys-girls) I would peace out.
Your chances at an art club are better but maybe hide your power level a little bit.

is it t-dump hours yet? I had a longish t-dump that some anon asked for a thread or two ago but didn't respond to. was kind of sad because I wrote a lot, but maybe it wasn't what anon was asking for.
it's probably just as well, though, I'm not sure I'd like the responses, but the ones I was getting up to that point were good.

>>59506723
Have you seen the thread? Might as well.

>>59506723
It's not page 10.

>>59506596
>Shiori survives
>Get traumatized for the rest of her life
fanfic is writing by itself!

>>59506723
I consent.

>>59506723
You know what? go ahead
I prefer anything than timeloops

>>59506723
You're 40 posts off from bump limit.
Hold it in a bit longer unless you're teetering on the edge of suicide. In which case I'd call someone you trust more than /here/

>>59506780
Would Shiori attend my funeral? Can't get more attention than that!

>>59506233
>>59506500
>>59506520
They both meet today so I'll check out the Art club. Not really trying to bag a girl just looking to make friends.

>>59506653
You bring up a good point. If it's less than half the dudes there would probably be annoying and desperate.

>>59506723
Just spam Shiori pics to hit the bump limit. I'll help you.

>>59506500
Can confirm, I was in book club my first year and it was all girls. But the ones in charge will choose shitty preachy books for you to read so don't expect it to be fun like our book clubs. I went out with some of the cuter preppy ones after club as a group and we spent our time discussing film in a cafe, it was pretty fun. It didn't really matter though because I met my then gf by sitting next to her in a random Psych class after noticing she was drawing anime boys in her notebook. In the end, it's all just random chance where you'll end up meeting someone you like, joining a club just makes your prospective net bigger.

>>59506945
SHIORI FEET

Weak ass shiggas

>>59506869
Definitely Art then.
A bunch of people gathering and being passionate about creating something has a special place in my heart given how this general has turned with the OCs that come out of here.

Let's go home, anons...

>>59507216
What is this? 2007?

Iroihs was right.

>>59507427

>>59507427
Yes, /shig/ is permanently in 2007.

>>59507427
Take me back

>>59507430
Honestly, a cute girl telling me to just kill myself now LTG style would probably be better than this slow burn shit. Iroihs my oshi...

>>59506086
autistic boobanon here, anime club AND art club. Anything science or history related too but if you have a soft spot for cute weebs, anime club.

>>59506760
>>59506795
>>59506823
thanks anons but I think I'll listen to these guys and wait for the bump limit, it's not urgent:
>>59506779
>>59506827
nah I say "t-dump" but it isn't as serious as some of the other stuff people post about, it was just a post about general dating frustrations. and actually I was more sharing my experiences/thoughts/observations more than anything, just wanted to hear others' thoughts.
>>59506898
this is a really stupid question but how do I upload images so they have the unix timestamp? is that a 4chan x thing or are some of you really just uploading stuff from local image folders? I don't trust using extensions desu.
i might just write a script that does it for me

hi! working on imouto Shiori art right now XD

>>59507813
already looking cute!

>>59507813
That's a mighty cute Shiori~n anon

>>59507813
Cute.

>>59507783
Yeah, is part from the randomizer filename feature of 4chan x

Speaking of t-dumps I'll sometimes think of shit I want to vent about, then the thread hits page 10 and I completely forget what I wanted to say

>>59507813
very cute, remember to save

Confess

>>59507723
They both meet at the same time today so it's one or the other. Anime club sounds fun but I'm afraid it might be full of spergs (not the cute kind). I should keep an open mind though and scope it out at least

>>59508108
I was mentally stable until I started watching Shiori, I've dropped vtubers in the end of last year but as soon as I heard her voice I was smitten...

>>59508108
I don't love Shiori.

>>59508027
Good thing for you is that it's really just bump limit, not page 10.
Which we've just hit. Go for it.

>>59508077
>*depressed gasping voice*
>Gohan ni suru? Ofuro ni suru? Sore tomo, a-ta-shi?

>>59508108
I have never ate lasagna

>>59508108
I want to send her money for the first membership stream, but I don't know if I can trust her. Fucking sucks.

>>59508318
... I forgot.

>>59508402
If $5 isn't a throwaway sum for you then you probably shouldn't do it in the first place.

>>59508380

>>59508489
Nah, 2 akas.

>>59508402
The truth is, you already know where your money would go if you SCed her. Yes, it will go to 'them'. You will fund 'their' research. You're not safe.

>>59508580
I don't care about the glowies. Maybe they'll get me a better job and connections.

>>59508626
pretty sure you have to be basically born into that shit

>>59508108
I watch less Shiori nowadays
Still love her design though

>>59508670
No time or personal problems?

>>59505711
Do you want to talk about it? I've been called a manipulator by most of my exes. Do you need any tips on how to recognise the behaviour? Maybe it will help you reach some kind of closure. It's the least I can do for you after today. Especially after all the vile shit I've told you.

>>59508108
I actually dislike everhood story.

>>59508578
Well, then you can save yourself some money for an aka when she passes probation. or a condom one if she doesn't

>>59508402
All the money will funding the freemason agenda.

>>59508835
Shiori is no fun, she would ignore it...

>>59508108
I hate myself and my life. The closest thing I have to fun or enjoyment left is mercilessly beating my cock to anime girls, but it'll never fulfill the void I have from my near total lack of good relationships, both romantic and social.

>>59508759
>Especially after all the vile shit I've told you.

>>59508835
I don't think I'd turn anti. At least I hope so. I want to support her because it's the first members stream.

>>59506432
You gotta attend in person. Look for a flier on a corkboard at the student union, the library, or one of those buildings that's just lecture halls

>>59508178
Good and bad spergs I still hate the weird girl who was smelly and not attractive who grabbed my boobs the first time we met, she would literally throw a rage over insisting there's 22 hours in a day and not 24 but according to my other friends who lived with her, she was....very special but the good spergs are friends for life and my best uni friend and me met on my art course and she was very shy but asked if I'd go to anime soc with her and now we've been best pals for a decade and we meet up to get food and go to comic shops or cat cafes. Definitely keep an open mind, there was definitely a few cute girls there when I went.

>>59508949
Wrong anon? Damn, my senses are usually pinpoint accurate.

>>59508993
Why so secretive though? I guess I'll look around next week for a flyer. It's a new campus I just transferred to so I'm not fully familiar with things here yet.

>>59508930
I'm your friend.

>>59508712
Yes, no time due to my job.

>>59506869
>You bring up a good point. If it's less than half the dudes there would probably be annoying and desperate.
A 60-40 split might still be okay because there are inevitably going to be guys there who have no interest in the women in the club whatsoever no matter what the ratio (beyond being another body they can autistically talk about anime with), but IME once you get to the 70-30 threshold that's where the social dynamics start to tilt in an unfavorable direction because for every girl in the club there are approx. two guys she's potentially dealing with who are in the same situation as you.

T-Dump?

>>59509225
It's when you play Tetris and you put down three T pieces in a row

I was abandoned so much through life that I have a mini panic of anxiety every time her end stream frame comes up. I shouldn't have fallen in love again, but I can't help myself.

>>59509225

>>59508962
Then support her because she's your oshi, not because she might interact with a male.

I forgot the pic, I'm so retarded.

Thanks for all the club advice. Gonna go finish up some work than head out to one of them. Wish me luck bros, hope everyone has a good day.

>>59509838
You got this champ.
Good luck. Tell us about it later.

i just saw it
i'm feeling doom right now...

>>59509660
You shouldn't be giving advice about things you don't understand.

>>59509116
You don't even know me anon

>>59509923
>you have lost foreskin privileges

>>59509923
I guess so. Different strokes for different folks. Just understand living life like that is an easy way of getting hurt often.

She's gonna end up making the same mistakes Mori did, isn't she?

>>59509923
Can I hear your advice? I'm conflicted about this. I spent a lot of time writing this shit. It feels like it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity because it is a first membership stream, and thus, SCs are a bit harder to find. I want to be happy by SCing her. Getting that sweet adrenaline rush is amazing.

Totally organic posting right now.

>>59510190
Who do you think is advising her to do all this shit? Who advised Fauna and Kronii? It's her own the haters attitude. Mori is the cornerstone of cancer.

>>59509940
Hey, I always go out of my way to say hi to you. I thought you noticed...