/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

>*smells fingers*

who's a cute lil shark?

Guea owes me sex

I love this child!

We cool?

my wife

>>59477280
never not

>>59477280
Always.

>>59477052
Blame the people that have to interject every conversation that they don't like. Because then it just becomes non-stop arguments.

My Dino meat cravings are insatiable!

can you recall your first post in a /ggg/ thread? this was mine: >>952570

>>59477410

Brat.

>>59477444
many will fall

>>59477484
Would violently correct! T u T

where is she

I think my Cold's almost gone
nice

>>59477427
I remember global being really shitty towards gura during the first week of irys' debut and no one wanted to talk about gura. Came to /ggg/ and it was really slow comfy

Here.

>>59477620
never here

>>59477703
fuck, meant for>>59477620

>>59477620
You already know the answer to that. The lack of online activity should clue you in.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gurass

ear

>>59477600
fuck off dudul

>>59477510
The dino are resilient

>>59477838
You'll never be correct and that makes me happy.

>>59477924
It's absurd how hot this is.

>>59477924
This image always makes me sad. She goes off screen, but I can never follow her.

When Gura eventually gets to it what Advent member do you think she will bond with or get along with first?

I make hot dog

>>59477966

>>59478149
They're all boring.

>>59478197
Dudul is like Spartacus around here

this fucking thread flip-flops on a dime I love it

>>59478149
>When Gura eventually gets to it
I'd like to play but I can't really imagine this happening right now

>>59478005
not resilient enough...

>>59478149
You pick for me, I haven't watched any of their streams or debuts.

I feel a stream happening tomorrow

>>59478156
I'm eatin borg

>>59478149
I can't really imagine her getting along with any of them.

Gura wuvs us.

>>59478156
I have lasag

give it up for day 15 folks
give it up for day 15

>>59478248
I'm telling you man. It's the god damn estrogen. Women have mood swings.

>>59478260

>>59478323
Krabschama...your image...

>>59478149
Nerissa or Bijou

>>59478320
proof?

>>59478149
I honestly have no idea, I don't picture any combination and think 'yep, they'll go together real good'
maybe Nerissa by default, since she's collab happy and likes to chat

>>59478373
im not the usual krabschama
just a lazy one

>>59478376
>budew
how so?

>>59478370

>>59478466
Thats one scary gawr

>>59478466
Gawr my love...

>>59478320
And I wuv Gura!
She and I will marry each other now.

>>59478320
Where's the soundpost of that?

Buds I passed my job interview
but the problem is the job is 10am-7pm which means I'll miss half an hour of a Gura stream

>>59478636
don't worry there's no gura streams for you to miss

>>59478636
Congrats

>>59478680
yeah
if she was more active i'd probably decline and find something else

Gura needs someone like me, I could fix her
I know I'm perfect for her and she's perfect for me

Isn't it curious how destiny can place two people who could be perfect for each other on opposite sides of the globe? What's the point of finding your soulmate if life keeps you apart?

I remember Shakespeare; "Together, we could create a symphony of love that would resonate through eternity." -

>>59478080
Are you sure about that? You believe the "just friends" thing, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFHPWjJA4DQ
watch another blocked drain video before bedtime

>>59478636
Nice job chumbie

>>59478149
She simply won't.
Gura is gone, or she may as well be.

>>59478149
hot take; Shiori

>>59478832
I can smell those drains from here

>>59478149
She won't. Gura isn't capable of making real friends other than one.

>>59478514
is alright

>>59478959
I'd be pretty surprised.

>back to cuckposting

>>59478636
>but the problem is the job is 10am-7pm which means I'll miss half an hour of a Gura stream
Something tells me you're not going to have to worry about that.

>>59478149
Probably Bijou? I really haven't watcher her that much because her voice filters me, but isn't she kind of a memester?

>>59479114
She doesn't seem like she would vibe well with gura at all. Shes more of a deadbeat type of gal.

https://youtu.be/ztZcDwLzgD8?t=4610
Gura found the place that makes her happy and "it's better because of the people there". But those people aren't us, and that place isn't with us.
Gura found her own happiness, and so now she wants you to find yours. But most of all, Gura wants you to continue spending money and supporting her as she continues to enjoy the happiness she found while pretending that her fans don't exist.

>>59479114
she goes :D

oh nyo

>>59479238
spooky

>>59479238
I wish I was that chumbie...

>>59479196
Oh well. A shame that there was not a chumbie in Advent.

>>59479238
Surprised there wasn't more art of Gura as Six. Their designs and them both glutinous monsters mesh pretty well.

>>59479442
I could be wrong though. Maybe gura can find something in common since Fauna seems to like her.

It was me along, not sorry.

>>59479494
*Their designs mesh well and they are both gluttonous monsters.

>>59479660
Fauna gets along with pretty much anyone though. There's a reason she and Mumei are common in EN group collabs.

I'm going to a baseball game tomorrow which means Gura may or may not stream

>>59479660
Here's hoping. The more collab partners my wife has, the better.

>>59478149
It's 100% going to be Nerissa
as someone that watches Nerissa, she's not Kronii so I think you guys will like her.

>>59479733
I wish Gura actually was a gluttonous monster, she eats so little...

>>59479945
Well she did say her name means gluttonous monster which is ironic since if anything she needs to eat more.

>>59479916
I'm glad that you like Nerissa, but she isn't for me. I hope you don't take that as an insult, she just doesn't appeal much to me because she seems like too much of a normalfag. She reminds me a lot of the stacies I knew in high school, though that's probably an unfair assessment. Her insisting on easy mode for everything kind of soured me to her as well.
I don't know if Gura will be friends with her, but if she is, I won't get upset or anything. I guess I'd just prefer some of the others.

That was a long thread to backread today, I'm sorry being gone during stream time for my mom's birthday didn't summon the shork buds, I tried.

>>59480444
some of the girls are better off playing games on easy mode

>>59479916
Nerissa sucks. She acts lewd and horny all the time but I'm positive she's gonna crumble like wet cumrag as soon as Gura strikes back. She's a Marine knockoff but without the guts

>>59480444
She was one of those old school type weebs. She's like Kiara in that she talks a lot but she's less abrasive.

Another one fell to the homos...

>>59479916
i like nerissa. she has a nice voice and is enjoyable to chat with. and i enjoy the lewd jokes

>>59480830
???

>>59480830
Not surprised about that one

>>59480830
The signs were all there. Atleast the other girls seem to be staying clear from them.

Hey buds, I lost my old hard drive and I'm trying to find a sexy image of a pregnant Gura. Anyone have it? If I remember it was just a sketch of her from a side view. I can't find it on the usual sites

>>59481385
All I remember is the avocado tree

>>59481111
From what I gathered from the catalog Shiori tweeted at one of the homos, I don't think it was anything else, not Gura related at all.

>>59481512

Goob

>>59481678
Palta!

>>59481690

>>59481690
Aguacate!

>>59481757

>>59481771
Do you happen to have the pregnant edit with the slap mark on her big belly

>>59481827

>>59481863
αβοκάντο

>>59481879

>>59481898

>>59481928

i can't decide which ending to choose for the avocado tree

what is this
I'm unsettled

>>59481677
Would gently T o T

>>59481958

>>59481994

>>59482026
Palta Palta Palta!

>>59482082

>>59482105
aguacate

>>59482141

>>59482170
Nyo...

oh! there it is!

Get a life avocado whores!

>>59482232
palta...

>>59482232
I was wondering how this related to my original post, and now I know. But I goomed about 5 pictures in

>>59482170
What a blast from the past.
Much appreciated chumbie

>>59482467
Why is her tail white?

I miss avocado ritual poster.

>>59482530
She's part shark, part ghost kek

>>59482610
Aim better next time.

>>59482530
why are you black?

>>59482530
I never saved the completed artwork for this wip

Has mori sang reflect yet?

>>59482740
How would anyone know? Not like people listen to her

>>59482706
god i wish that were me

>>59482740
two years ago

It's pretty funny to see "chumbuds" flock to Bijou. They couldn't be more different people and their content isn't the same whatsoever.
Some people are just that desperate huh.

>>59481928

>>59482938
rubrubrubrubrub

>>59482935
Maybe I should make an avocado folder like I did for my dinos

>>59482878
c-can't I watch her while I wait for Goob, though...?

>>59482878
Why should I care about only watching Gura when she doesn't give a fuck about me

>>59483066
I get what he means. Its just a funny observation. If you enjoy her then good for you chumbie

amesame hot

>>59483066
You can do whatever you want bro, don't let fags here make you feel bad for trying to find comfort somewhere else, I'm envious personally because I can't find any other girls I enjoy watching.

>>59483210
It's gurame hot around these parts

>>59483066
well yeah, I'm watching other girls too. But people switching oshis to her after 2 months is just sad to me.

literally 3 years of Gura. People get married shorter than that.
If you switch to a new girl after just a few months and abandon Gura that says a lot about you as a person.

>>59483251
Oshi switchers dont really have any loyalty. They’ll leave bidoof for the next new thing one day. I wouldnt worry about those guys chumbie

>>59483302
>If you switch to a new girl after just a few months and abandon Gura that says a lot about you as a person.
What do the last few months say about Gura as a person?

>>59483251
it's only been two months since she debuted, but it hasn't only been two months of, well, you know
I don't think it's like woody getting tossed aside for buzz or anything

>>59483302
>muh tribalism
Only the few remaining chumbuds are like this, for obvious reasons

>>59481385

>>59483480
Rubrubrubrubrubrub

>>59483480
That's an excellent image, sir, however the one I'm thinking of was in grayscale I think

>>59483231
I usually watch for the game and stay if I like the girl enough. Its pretty hit or miss.

>>59483231
Mumei is the only other girl that can hold my attention for long periods of time

>>59483302
NTA, but Gura has abandoned us for over a year. What does that say about her?

>>59483566
probably this one

Yeah, I'm not switching oshis. I just enjoy the experience of watching chuubas and Biboo's pretty good for that while Goob is away. Probably Moom as well.
I'll watch the other girls too if they got something interesting going on.

>>59483660
>mumei
>holds attention
She turns your brain into a goop that runs out your ear. If "holds attention" means you're staring at your screen drooling like a lobotomite, then yes

>>59483422
Calling you a shitty person for ditching Gura like that isn't "tribalism".

>>59483669
Closer, but it was a side profile and I think she was laying down with her ass in the air
I think she was bottomless

>>59483668
It means you didn't eat your burnt peanut butter burger

>>59483722
Gura, Bijou, Mumei...
Fauna too, right? I guess maybe these four have something in common.

>>59483668
Nothing

>>59483735
I enjoy her brand of silliness plus she reads my superchats

>>59483480
that's where my pups are growing!

>>59483797
so, not this one...

>>59483803
They are fun to watch. Except budew, shes just okay

and not this one, but you'd want to save it too

>>59483738
NTA, but you're either trolling or retarded.
Gura ditched us a long time ago.

>>59483803
Fauna sometimes, but her voice often makes me sleepy

>>59483897
Calm down chumbie

I really wish liars weren't allowed to be in Hololive.

>>59483797 (me)
>>59483858
>>59483892
NOPE I remember it now, I was way off. She's sitting staring up at you crying while holding her belly. I drew the concept

>>59483989
holy SOVL

>>59483989
?

>>59483897
>you're either trolling or retarded
Well in your case it's both

>>59484025
This looks almost identical but it wasn't gawr. It's so similar though I feel like it's almost traced

>>59483987
Wrong thread

>>59483987
but that's a requirement.

>>59483987
Yeah, all hololivers need to stop hiding their bush status and tell us already.

I can understand switching from Gura to FWMC a little.
They have good vibes, pure idols, decent voices and content variety
but Bijou? what is similar other than her size?

>>59483989
I wish I was more well versed in pregnant gura fanart

>>59484223
Oyasame

y'all are fucking losers.

>>59484223
goob morning

>>59484223
sleep tight buddy

>>59484167
Anon, you don't have to limit yourself to a single personality to enjoy. You're a retard if you do

aha! this has to be it.

I am the last Chumbie

>>59484254
Thanks!

>>59484224
I wish there was more pregnant gura fanart
>>59484306
THAT'S IT. My attempts at remembering it were way off at first. I recognized the gawr art above but it looks like it lost some of the linework when it was colored. Thanks anon!

>>59484306
I remember someone posting this recently actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEMtHmULFcE

Mori singing REFLECT

>mori

>>59482740
She's singing it now

>>59484167
Because she's "heckin' gamer cunny who actually streams"! That's pretty much been their pitch. Kind of funny how they have to push implicit anti sentiment to try to sell you on her.

>>59484413
>>59484388
She sang it two years ago with the cowboy accent

>>59482740
She's singing it right now clairvoyanceanon.

>>59484315
You do not want this fight.

>>59484442
Are "they" in the room right now?

>>59484442
>stating the objective truth about actually streaming is now 'anti material'

>>59484254
I wouldn't be on this website if I wasn't.

>>59484442
The shills always give me a bad impression of the fanbase. I feel unwelcome when I enter streams

>>59484486
Mostly global and their split. Its not really a surprise there's animosity when they push shit like thst.

>>59484442
So? Just ignore the retards and enjoy the cute girl on the screen.

I'm no longer a chumbud, but I'll still continue to pay her membership because I want to earn that 3-year badge for e-peen.

>>59484634
I liked when fauna shat on the person shitting on goob in her truck sim stream. Thats the kind of streamer I can appreciate

back to trying the fanbase war with pebbles, eh
to ignore the falseflagging for a moment, I personally like Nerissa and she's not exactly a Gura type, I don't really think about it, not looking for a replacement

>>59484724
Timestamp?

>>59484031
3 hours in the last 40 days.
Kill yourself, retard.

>>59484223
Sharkdreams

>>59484760
I wasn't sold on Nerissa but today's collab was incredible

>>59484143
>hololivers
...

>>59484760
Don't know why they try. Gura is the only vtuber I watch.

>>59484774
Nice of you to repeat the title of your anti thread from earlier.

>>59484442
I know too much about Bijou so I can't enjoy her. It made everything she does seem fake.

>>59484765
I wish I had the soundpost

>>59484853
If you never watch vtubers why are you even here

>>59484901
Because I watch Gura duh

>>59484760
All I'll say is that I'm really glad that Gura doesn't play FFXIV.

>>59484895
>>59484765

I don't care about anyone else. I only watch Gura. I tried watching others and I get bored. None of them have Gura's perfect female speaking and singing voice. Her speaking voice is just perfect, how does she do it? No one else makes me feel the way Gura does when I watch them. I get bored after 10 minutes and turn it off

>>59484993
Based. I wonder why the saplings keep that ape of a gura anti around anyway

>>59484895

>>59484947
That's what I said

>>59485029
I like watching chuubas gush about their oshis. They are just like me…

>>59485008
Well, then I hope you have something else to do in times like these...

Chumbuds are the only fanbase who brag about how they spend 0 hours a month watching vtubers and then shit on other people on /vt/ as if it's something that makes them superior

criss de grosse truie

>>59485169
Sorry, but I'm never watching your streams lady.

MA BITE DANS TA BOUCHE CRISS DE VIEILLE FOLLE

>>59484760
I try to watch others when it's convenient but Gura's the only one i can make time for and give my full attention to

>>59485169
I, too, enjoy imagining things

>>59485169
At least you make it clear you don't belong in this thread. Not get gone, loser.

>>59485008
Gura is gone, anon.
She isn't ever going to come back in any meaningful way so that things go back to how they used to be. She has made that incredibly clear despite being too much of a coward to say it to us directly.
You don't have to find someone else, but you are never getting Gura back. I'm sorry.

>>59485169
What's worse are the people who come to this thread to shit on Gura, shill other vtubers, and then somehow expect a positive reception.

>>59485299
>being too much of a coward
No. She knows her income will drop the minute she officially says it. She's here to farm you. That's it.

>>59485008
Its hard to find chuubas with a voice and mannerism as appealing as her’s

>>59485349
Those types of shills are strange to me. Its like they want to me to hate their girl or something

No one giggles like Gura. Or gets all flustered the way Gura does. Or makes weird autistic noises the way she does it. She's irreplaceable in my heart.

>>59485349
>>59485479
This entire discussion literally started with an onlyGurabud shitting on another chuuba you fucking retards

*toots*

She truly is the Lex Luthor of hololive

>>59485498
too bad you dont get to see these anymore

>>59485558
You mean where you made fun of people for being fans of Gura? Sorry you felt attacked by my accurate assessment of you people.

Why would she sleep naked in the sand? Won't the sand get in her orifices? Is she stupid?

>>59485372
I would say that that's pretty cowardly/evil, anon.

An avocado! yayyyy

The past 2 years have taught me to never trust anyone who assigns malicious intent to Gura.

>>59486047
She's gonna get ya, Chumbie

>>59486175

>>59485768
No, dumb fuck
>>59482878
Behold the post that started the shitting
Classic chumbuds causing their own problems and then blaming everyone else

>>59477250
Me too!

>>59486524
That's a falseflagger retard

>>59486941
This thread only ever has 2 real people talking in it, cripplechama and darkcuck, every poster is just them trying to bait each other into another argument.

>>59486941
Yet every chumbud in this thread agreed with it? Fuck off
>muh hate watching everyone else
>muh Gura is the only valid vtuber

>>59487076
damn, I was a figment of darkskins imagination all along?!

>>59487087
oh, I get it, this is where you say everyone who mentioned watching other people aren't chumbuds at all

>>59487559
Is that the superchat money she's taking and running with from her "return" streams?

>>59487559
I love these doodles.

>>59487559
so that's what happened after her anniversary stream.

>>59483302
Get some help retard lmao

Gura isn't lonely anymore. Aren't you happy for her?

>>59489030
Yeah, her parents moved next to her which she needed.

>>59485971
dicks instead of hands

Hi, catalog tourist here. I heard that you, the Gura thread, had the nerve to talk about Gura. Is this true, you degenerates?

>>59489148
Yeah? Watchu gonna do bout it

>>59489101
no they didn't

a poal https://poal.me/7buqhg

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>59489322
Stop shilling your shitty song here.

a bucket

How can you guys stand not knowing what's going on? How can you stand knowing that Gura's likely betraying us? How can you still trust her?

>>59489255
Your kinda stupid then.

>>59489351
It's not my song though.

>>59489322
No. She isn't lonely anymore. That's why she doesn't stream.

>>59489412
How?
Also, *you're

>>59489439
I don't get the joke.

>>59489410
Anon, the ones with common sense already left and moved on

>>59489410
Because we're not delusional retards like you.

>>59489282
>catbox link
I FINALLY understand why people say "mikoboat" when directing people to that website. I knew the url but I never understood the connection. God I'm retarded

>>59489555
I just don't understand how you don't feel physically sick knowing what she's most likely doing. She feels nothing for us anymore. There's literally no reason to think that she isn't doing shit that would make most of us extremely sad.

>>59489620
>anymore
She never did, idiot

offline for days

>>59489620
Get some help, cuck.

>>59489653
my account is always set to offline though?

Good old gay schizo at it again.

>>59489653
He's been offline and online inconsistently while Gura has been consistently gone. You fail again, retard.

>>59489659
why are you even here if you don't care about her?

nom

>>59489719
Don't ever say you care for her you stupid cuckposter, I know your playbook because you haven't changed in two years. I know you are concern trolling like always.

>>59489803
>concern trolling
Please let me know how things could possibly get worse than how it is now? Are you stupid? You think she actually still cares about us? If you do, you're retarded. And if you don't, then why would she be faithful? Keep in mind, she's never even promised us she would be.

Time for bed, methinks.

The only thing I ever wanted was for Gura to be honest.

>>59490069
Ok

I don't see how things could ever get better. Gura made her decision, and she didn't choose us.

>>59490024
goobnight anon

this is so stressful

>>59490069
>>59490111
>>59490207
Have you considered therapy

>>59490207
go to bed

leg

>>59490207
Don't worry gura, keep going we're rooting for you.

>>59490250
>orange
Finally, art with her and No- I mean chubie.

Here's a list of Gura's streams this October:

most artists seem to get the color of her cat wrong

guys my stinky feet and goom has combined into an interesting sweet scent. wish you could smell it.

>>59490314
Are we?

>>59489878
Blah blah blah go cry on ny*co like you usually do when you get called out and dickslapped.

>>59490394
I thought it was a orange tabby?

>>59489878
what is this faggot still doing here? Like i just drop in for lols and to hornypost about Gura's butthole, and this guy is STILL here. Fucking funny. He thinks his doomposting has any affect on my love for the scent of Gura's butthole. Kek.

>>59490458
Its a tortoise shell.

>>59490544
>AI art
kill yourself, it's barely better than posting scat

>>59490458
It is. It's just that most artists draw her cat as being gray or black for some reason.

>>59490567
>a male tortoiseshell
are you retarded?

>>59490544
>image
That seems to be a shop window
What is being advertised here, exactly?

>>59490640
terrible, soulless art

>>59490587
now THAT's an idea.

>>59490659
I wish I could shrink to a size small enough to climb in between that valley so that she doesn't notice and just keep inhaling whatever smell is there while feeling the heat brush against my skin

>>59490653
the only thing that looks like ai art is maybe the panties? None of the other usual goof ups like hands n shit. Seen a lot worse.

Oyasame. Hopefully Gura soon.

>>59490691
i want to lick her butt dimples.

>>59490700
How about the fact that ina is in a completely different art style?
How about the fact that the shading is wrong?
How about the fact that the hair gloss stops half way up her head?
How about the fact that it is soulless garbage AI shitwork and you are seriously blind if you can't tell from a single glance?

>>59490728
There is no hope. Gura is gone.

RT

>>59490770
wasn't intending to strike a nerve. i just like her butt.

Gura hasn't thought about us once in almost 2 weeks. You must realize why that is, right? You can't be that naive, can you?

>>59490827
Surely making this post for the 200th time is gonna convince anons you're right.

>>59490801
Reminder that she said she won't ever do this again without more gloves and that the thought of us seeing her hands makes her feel sick.

>>59490770
You're more annoying than the shit you hate, AIschizo

>>59490853
You could have just stopped typing after "again"

>>59490844
So you're just naive, then?
But maybe you're right, anon. Maybe a woman that doesn't show any signs of affection towards her fans will be faithful to them despite literally never saying that she would be.

>>59490943
post 201 and still nothing has changed

>>59490875
I never used to hate AI artwork until faggots like you started spamming it in every art tag on twitter. You can't look up artwork of a single genshin loli without being inundated with disgusting souless AI bullshit.

>>59490943
You're a joke, lol

I imagine there's still some lame schizoposting going on in here, so please enjoy this indirect (You).

>>59490981
Why do you trust her when she never even promised you anything in the first place?
Gura has not ever even said that she was single. Not a single fucking time.

>>59490996
>literally 1 post with AI
>guess I'll make multiple posts bringing down the entire thread so everyone can be as miserable as I am
Yeah, but that one image is the problem, right?

>>59491061
Have another one.

>>59491055
post 202, keep going anon it hasn't worked after 2 years but it'll work one day

>>59491061
>WAH WAH this anon pointing out how shit this AI art is prevents me from coomposting and being retarded

>>59491074
Dumb cats why are they like this?

>>59491074
Bratty cat shark needs correction T o T

>>59491171
Well your schizo ranting got multiple people to post AI to spite your annoying ass. Good job retard

>>59491182
They just don't think

i drew this

I wonder where she is right now...

>>59491258
Very cute, good job.

cold shark

>>59491348
in my bathroom, stomach full of my piss, asshole full of cum.

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>>59477115
Hey, don't slacking off. New bread need baker

>>59491258
I drew this. 3 years in ms paint.

>>59491498
That shrimp? That's me

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Here's your (you)s Cripple, come join me in fantasy land and maybe you can walk again.

>>59491374
Remember when we all really liked this, but then later found out it was almost entirely written by Mori? Lmao.