/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

A sukiyaki burger that is only sold for a limited time and only in Japan is the most American thing ever?

>>59347690
No. An american thinking that everyone on Earth loving burgers is the most american thing ever.

>>59347741
Yep

>>59347646
Snort that soda, reapy

>>59347741
I'd say you are far more likely to find someone who enjoys burgers than not unless you were asking someone in fucking India or something.

>>59347646
https://youtu.be/rOrSQO3pj8U?si=d-Bv986d5RJZhrmU gura not knowing the words will always be the most american thing ever

>>59348296
Anerican moment

Always fun to see jealous non-americans seethe about Americans. It's always envy.

>>59349729
>if you criticize my country you're jealous and envious
Come on now. This is commie talk

>>59349879
I'm not american.

>>59349898
Exactly

>>59349729
>seethe
I'm not seething, I'm laughing at fat fucks lol

>>59347646
She’s a big girl.

>>59347741
Everyone does love burgers though. That's why they sell them in literally every country on the planet. They even make the damned things out of onions so that vegans, who are fundamentally opposed to the basic idea of what a burger is, can somehow pretend to eat burgers. Disliking burgers-- not being indifferent but actively disliking them-- is statistically more unlikely than liking them.

>>59351405
inb4 pasta

Literally who doesn't like burgers

>>59351484
I don't mind them, but they're only mid - both as fast food and as an actual dish. If you want a superior and more popular alternative that combines dough with various other ingredients, look no further than pizza.

>>59349729
ah yes the normal burger cope

>>59347741
Not loving burgers is like not loving pizza. It's one of the basic foods that we've mastered as a human race. They have been part of our diet for thousands of years in some form

>>59351605
>>59349898
;)

>>59347741
is burger a sandwich?

>>59351484
Maybe people that don't like the burger bread (like me)?

For what goes inside burgers, it's a large variety of things, so not liking something there still means you will still like some other type of burger, but if you don't like that kind of bread, you won't like burgers, but might still like other sandwich types

>>59351673
both burgers and pizza are pretty recent foods

>>59352882
>burger bread
it's just regular bread you autist

There's fuck tons of better dishes in the world better than burgers. Only burgers and zoomers think otherwise.

Burgers aren't pagpag so most of the subhuman Southeast Asian posters won't like them. Hell, you could take half this board out to a five star restaurant and they'll embarrass you by eating out of the garbage and trying to shit in the floor.

If I'm getting fast food, I wouldn't even consider looking at the burgers. Depending on what's in it, I just don't like the mess that comes with them. So I feel like any urges I'd have had for anything burger-like got just transferred over to wraps instead.

>>59352882
There's more than one type of burger bun out there.

>>59352972
I'll never forget the SEAnon who called me fat for eating, according to him, too much food. The amount in question was 1400kcal. Can't forget that these SEAmates (janny no banny) have a TDEE of 700 kcal or something. XY.

>>59352972
You could just stick a couple slices of bread between it and make it a Pagpag burger.

>>59353078
>The amount in question was 1400kcal. Can't forget that these SEAmates (janny no banny) have a TDEE of 700 kcal or something.
Christ. 700 kcal a day and no indoor toilet, but they sure have an internet access.

>>59351673
Eating meat with bread maybe, but shaping ground meat into a patty and putting it into a sandwich has probably only been a thing for the past 200 years

>>59349729
Nah I prefer the countries where kids dont get mass murdered in schools .. just personal preference

>>59354715
You...do know that people have been putting ground beef meatballs in a piece of bread since time immemorial. That's all a hamburger is, a flattened meatball in bread.

>>59354975
I didn’t know. Thank you for ending my ignorance. Which cultures have these ancient burgers and how good did they taste?

>>59355253
As far back as there are recipes for meatballs, probably since the invention of ground meat. I'm talking dawn of humanity, after neolithic agriculture but the end of the bronze age. Imagine this: you're a young man in bronze age Mesopotamia. Mom comes back from market with a basket full of ground goat meat. She chops some herbs, spices, mixes it, rolls it into meatballs, fries em up in fat. You grab some bread, cut it open, put the meatball in it so you can eat it just as soon as possible. Bam, ancient proto-"hamburger". The history of the hamburger is the history of mankind. Oh, and, honestly, probably pretty good, depending on the meat and spices.

>>59347646
>your prize is this sweet limited-time burger hell yeah
>no thanks just soup and low carb digestive supplements please
This is not an american vs non-american moment, anon.
This is twitter vs instagram.

>>59347646

>>59355253
>Which cultures
Literally all of them. Simple combo of dough with meat filling exsits in every corner of the world, since ancient times.

>>59352882
The typical burger bun is just regular white bread. If you don't like that, that's understandable.
But burgers can have various kinds of buns. Wheat, pretzel, croissant, Texas Toast, sourdough, I've even had one that used a tortilla as a bun. Not to mention the various additions that can be baked into the bun, like cheeses, peppers, onions, etc.

This thread makes me crave a cheeseburger for lunch
t. burger

>>59351405
Nta, but it’s just food that you can modify literally however you want. It’s also not accurately representing how much people actually like it because it’s such an economic food, it’s easy to make, has a very varied taste and ingredients, is quick to eat, you can sell it anywhere and quickly make a profit.
Basically, if you marketed most foods that many people locally like, you could also make it appreciated worldwide

The fact that any random food that America comes in contact with suddenly becomes known as "American food" is just a testament to their influence.

>>59347741
Even renowned japanese nationalist and sworn enemy of the west usadapekora loves borgars

>>59351405
>>59352882
Burger is literally just sandwich. You're more likely to dislike the ingredients than the concept.
Don't like bread, replace it with rice. And rice burger does in fact exist.

>>59348296
>>59351405
Americans, everybody. No wonder why their population is the highest on the list in thinking that the tooth fairy is real.
You guys get brainwashed by american propaganda everyday.

>>59359743
Okay, what do they like over in Malaysia? Kebabs?

The best thing about making hamburgers is knowing that SEA Monkeys don't know how to. And it's important to make hamburgers to remind SEA Monkeys that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life. They're allowed to have gritty rice and half rotten vegetables. And food from the garbage they call pagpag. And that's, you know, pretty much it. Hey, now here's a nice hamburger! Not a SEA monkey would know!

>>59359743
>assuming people like beef and bread = fairy tale brainwashing

FuwaMoco doesn't like pizza, doesn't like hamburgers, and also doesn't like chocolate,
they only eat soup and drink tea. Why do they have such a restrictive diet?

>>59360253
In the member's stream they said it's because meat and gluten makes their pussy juices taste weird. They prefer to "eat out" more than they like eating out. They don't like chocolate because they're dogs.

>>59349729
why would i envy fat people

>>59360253
Mococo would love to eat all that stuff but Fuwawa doesn't allow her, for the reasons stated in this post most likely >>59360487

daily carpet munching with your twin sister!

>>59347646
Nah, after years of traveling I can say that the most american thing ever is american tourists being really upset when they realize they are but one country and but one culture and they experience a cognitive dissonance. You would be surprised that it happens so fucking often.

>>59349729
Nigger, the entire world is looking at you in disgust and disbelief.

>>59360964
The Europoor seethes as it lashes out

>>59347741
Japan is like the 4th biggest market for McD

>>59359743
America was the first country to get rich enough to and also feel the need to try and spread its culture everywhere (because of the Cold War). So yes, if there’s one global junk food that catches on, it’s probably going to be an American one.
But burgers are also fucking good, and it’s not propaganda brainwashing you if you’re not American and like them too. If Turkey became the global superpower we’d all like kebabs, but Americans would also still like burgers. People just like meat in bread.

>>59360135
Anon, have you never fucking heard of Jollibee? They have them in several major US cities now. The Philippines also has its own type of spaghetti that makes a mockery of both Italy and the U.S. but is fucking delicious.
I know you’re just baitposting, but of all the things to bait SEAfriends with…burgers? Really?

>>59360899
I never got this because my parents were immigrants and I left the country all the time to see family. People never treated me like an annoying American and I assumed it was because I wasn’t white (even though it was super obvious I was American once I opened my mouth).
Turns out, I’m also the kind of person to look up the history of wherever I’m visiting once I get to the hotel. And apparently, I’m also the kind of person to reply with, “Oh, Nkrumah!” when I find out someone is from Ghana. I don’t think I’m the typical American tourist. That’s not a brag, I’m just that autistic that I didn’t realize most Americans don’t do that.

>>59366872
>t.never actually been to Italy or Europe for that matter

https://files.catbox.moe/onks0i.mp4

>>59366872
it's an ongoing meme format. The original is a white American on the subject of making meatballs and how niggers cannot. There were then several iterations made following the format.

>>59347741
What fucking country do you live in? Even here in France where we pride ourselves on being contrarian to what the rest of the West is doing, the burger is the most commonly-eaten sandwich here.

>>59347741
holy shit imagine being this mindbroken about a country that you look at a stock png of food and start seething about said food's country of origin

>>59372391
>makes the simple act of frying minced meat his personality
Yeah I’m thinking based