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>>59305563
>jokerick

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SHIORI CUTE

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep and Inkwell, Shiori~n!

Thinking about Shiori again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again...

shiori really likes playing with her tits

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1706717899237302650

>>59305979
Hey, me too

I hate that it's basically impossible to find more games like Stay

Finally catching up with her community prompt.
Good morning Novelites and Novelknights.
(Going back to sleep)

>>59306187
what an amazing start for the page

>>59306187

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>59306212
Write one in the same style but about romancing Shiori

>>59306187

I wish Shiori liked her funnier chatters (me, my smart fridge chatbots, my deceased relatives accounts' chatbots) instead of the ones that are those ones

>>59306187
I feel blessed.

>>59306187
So cute…

>>59306187

>>59306331
Shiori loves everyone. I think she reads more graynames than members in her streams.

Everybody writing, I'm guessing?

Cool cool, I'm gonna go have sex with the bot, I guess.

Fuck I took too long to write my story and missed my Shiori acknowledgement. It's so bijouver

>>59307042
Post amusing bot caps

Writing prompts are too easy to get a like, just writing on time gets you one... I don't feel so good...

Can't even write properly today. How could this happen to me, I've made my mistakes. Goodnight, novelites.

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>>59306212
Is it? It seemed like a pretty standard VN to me. Maybe not as many with nuanced choices and a tight time loop but thematically it's pretty similar in feel to the Steins;Gate VN (except it's fantasy instead of science fiction).

>>59306331
Hi, Tim! W post.

Steppies day 56, let's go.

>>59307267
This is after I told him to kys for about 50 times. Will always be my favourite. You like it?

I don't get the asmr deal with shiori, she supposedly did many but now she can't do normal asmr?

>>59307854
Her ASMR videos were all roleplay scenarios. That's what she means and in all honesty I like those a whole bunch more than some girl assaulting my ears. Give me cutesy scenarios that are relaxing and soft, or fuck it, beat me up.

>>59307267

Wow she visited the prompt to give out hearts early. I'll still write.

>>59307982
Same, but I also want proper ASMR triggers too

>>59308147
If it's any consolation, she checks back and hearts things over time frequently too.
t. got my heart after posting 3 hours later one time.

>>59308194
That happened to me once too. Never again tho...

>>59308393
Where's the "I love you" sound tweet SHIORI?

24-6=18 4(18-5=13) 3=x

>>59308393
I really want to...

>>59308488
I ate it

How many of you answered the prompt as if she were seriously talking about beheading people?
Just curious.

>>59308653
Is this a way to find out who's /here/ or what?

>>59308681
There are easier ways to do that than sifting through 86 and growing comments which anons have said they don't even reply all the time.

>>59308653
Didn't comment in it but I thought she was talking about execution at first

>>59306304
I'm so tempted to write something in Ink.

>>59308731
You never know, there are schizos for everything, even if heartschizo was just kidding about keeping tabs on everyone who got a heart.

>>59308681
I believe I know who one or two of you are. I also have strong suspicions about another few.

>>59306187

>>59308892
I suspect basically every prechat regular with good grammar

>>59308892
Tell us which one is Jake. And no it's not me.

>>59308982
Why? Is there a reason behind it?

>>59308892
Good luck finding out who I am, Doc.

>>59308982
Good grammar isn't even hard.

>>59308892
Whatever you say Rhy.

>>59308892
Alright Jake, just stop sending cringe supas.

I feel like somebody if they cared could triangulate who I am whenever I talk about the specific combination of chuubas I watch and comment on but why would they

I just hope none of the gimmicky accounts are /here/

>>59308868
I have the urge to bring the list back every time this thread goes this pathetic over hearts, attention and finding out who's who, but then I remember that Shiori threw her tits DIRECTLY and KNOWINGLY in my face. Suddenly, I don't give a shit anymore.

>>59306431
IRyS also seems to read more greys than members. Is this some kind of strat?

>>59309317
You already have your members, they're most likely gachi, greyfags are potential money.

>>59309259
What's a gimmicky account?

Why are you guys like this? This is exactly why some shiggers yesterday said they don't come to the split anymore.

>>59309050
>>59309081
Thinking good grammar isn't hard is a tell. Smart people don't realize how dumb everyone else is.

I still don't know what hearts means

>>59309317
Groom the ungroomed. Why would you give a shit about groomed? They'll compete against themselves.

>>59309386
Ask the schizos why hearts matter.
Pretty sure the whole "oooo I know who you are!" is just some form of shitpost.
After that, ask the goslings why they gosling.
>>59309390
But it really isn't, just use a program for it.

>>59309317
Classic siren call for more victims

>>59309386
Anon, there are "shiggers" that get mad if you dare to say you visited another split or dare to watch another chuuba.

Wait if you click on someone it shows how many hearts they got, holy fuck.

>>59306212
Like what? about timeloops or text adventures games with some world building? I'm sure there is a lot of games out there like that

I want to have [insert sexual act] with your oshi

>>59309386
I thought it was our thing, but seems Ruffians heartschizo too, so it may just be the way of the world. Showing affection will attract needy types.

>>59309730

I love Shiori the most. Other anons are lying.

Okay now I know Shiori doesn't favor her paypigs when it comes to hearting their comments. Thanks Shiori, you're actually very cool.

I want to have [insert cute act] with your oshi

>>59309838

>>59309372
Something something Shiori's choker or stuff like that

>>59309914
Choker, boots, there was a toilet at some point. Goes further than the typical virus stuff.

>>59309818
I think she reads more gray comments than greens too, my knees already hurt from kneeling so much.

Shiori is a type of a girl that buys retro games from DKOldies and get scammed

I have been cumming to Shiori all day, after the last stream. My dick hurts, I hope we have a cute stream tomorrow, so I can recover.

>>59310017
She's going to buy a GameCube from them...

>>59309998
I wonder how those graynames feel when she does it, imagine someone membering just because of it kek

>>59310025
Rusty hotel made her horny before, not looking good for your dick anon.

>>59309774
She’s very cute

>>59310064
I'm pretty sure that's literally happened. Noticed someone's comment and name got read out and then they membered.

Is she still getting cuter or has she peaked?

>>59310169
She's getting sexier.

To me the hearts are Shiori telling us what kinds of comments she wants to see on her channel rather than any kind of personal validation (though it still feels nice). There's an anon who complains about Liyumu getting tons of hearts, but honestly every one I've seen has been a good, thoughtful comment

>>59310017
I wish retro stuff was still cheap

>>59310154
She's too powerful...

>>59310200
Shut up Liyu, you have 24 hearts, it's all undeserved

Shiori is fixing me so good that the happy songs resonate with me more than the sad ones now. It's fucked

>>59310637
You gonna start fapping to vanilla doujins now too? You sicken me.

>>59310637
Sometimes I catch myself smiling for no apparent reason

>>59310200
Mine are cringe and she still hearts them though... Probably because I throw a a stupid joke in there somewhere and she gets a sensible chuckle from it.

Would Mr. Shig watch Shiori?

>>59310689
W-what if I do that already?

If you're so good at writing, write me a Seinfeld episode about George going schizo over hearts.

>>59310689
Just for you I'll fap to a doujin of a healer slut getting stolen away from the hero by a demon. Will that make you happy Shiori?

>>59311051
I would do this if I wasn't too young to have watched Seinfeld.

I can't live without my steppies anymore.
It's a nice way to pass an hour or so and I come home, shower and feel accomplished.

>>59310637
>Happy songs
My shigger. I've been listening to a lot of hopeful/upbeat/inspiring music too and I think it is indeed because of Shiorin as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqEV3cFRgdU

>>59311761
get a bike

So I'm reading Study in Scarlet after finishing Crime and Punishment. I was not expecting an interlude about Mormons.

Shiori should sit on my face

>>59312379
this but without panties on

>>59309390
I believe that it is less that it is difficult and more that people do not put forth the effort.
When I write sentences with this sort of prose, or even really just use simple grammar, it generally demarcates me as a "tryhard."
Most people simply do not care to use periods or even necessarily commas as a run-on sentence is not considered that much of a grammatical faux pas in a "conversation" which is what Youtube Chat essentially is.
TL;DR - people don't want to come off as pretentious and pressing , or . is extra effort that most people can't be bothered to exert.

If I wore Shiroi's dress, got a wig that looks like her hair and got breast implants would you guys love me

>>59309698
I can find world building text adventure (although my standards hurt my choices quite a bit) but finding satisfying iterative timeloops is exceedingly difficult.
I enjoy the growth and trivialization of things that were formerly difficult or intimidating. In your first life, you barely know anything. By your 10th life, you've accumulated an immense amount of skill and knowledge and things that would've posed a great challenge to you on your third life are merely a formality to get out of the way. And then finally you piece together all of the puzzles and possess all the information and change a bad end into a perfect end.

>>59313362
Okay but how much moldy food have you consumed? How many things can you tangent about and don't forget the colored contacts, her eyes are easily one of her best features.

https://twitter.com/JarvisLin1210/status/1706740418845852093

Where you at NovelKnights?

>>59312353
how long did it take you to finish crime & punishment?

>>59313410
Speaking of moldy food, she has 2-3 week potato salad in her fridge she claims is still good. I don't buy that.

>>59313362
do you want to be loved?

>>59313678
About two weeks of reading on and off. Maybe 20 hours of reading? I had one day at work where I had to do jack shit so I just read all day and I read about half of it then.

>rough day at work
>see a Shiori sound tweet
I'm gonna make it!

>>59314548
ganbare novelite

>>59310689
Last night I fapped to the idea of impregnating Shiori instead of any of the usual degenerate things I have for years

I really love Shiorin.

>Switch existed when Shiorin graduated
How do I react to being at minimum a year older than my oshi?

>>59314720
She LIED. DONT BELIEVE HER LIES.

>>59313670
Im on the upper left you can barely see me. Its ok though I had a position to hold and was hapy to be in the picture at all

>>59314679
I fap to Shiori getting impregnated too much.

>>59314720
It was just a codeword so zoomer can understand!

>>59314720
Don't believe her lies, anon.

You guys are so smart~

>>59315219
No I'm not.

she needs to stop theme switching so often so i can keep fantasizing about raping the princess

>>59315256
Goblin hands typed this

>>59315219
are we though

More like noveldumbs

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

I want to rape Nerissa

>any time you turn the lights off in your bedroom Shiori rips off her clothes and shoves her tits in your face
I want to fuck her so badly

>>59315782
Looking forward to the stream tonight Shiorin

And I thought we would have a thread without the shameful slut mention... I guess I was too happy today.

Just think anon you could be with Shiori right now bloatmaxing on a Tuesday evening

>>59316011
But it's Wednesday.

>>59315982
bau bau

>>59316047
Shut up aussie

>>59315908
>"this is the only game I might be able to do this in"
She was LITERALLY waiting for a chance to do it and jumped at the first opportunity. How long was she holding that back for?

>>59315982
NUT GOBBLER LOVE

>>59316202
How rude, I'm South East Australian.

>>59315982
Why are you like this? I just want to love Shiori and her udders...

>>59316340
Even worse.

>>59316232
I thought it was only for her character AI... I didn't know she thought about us like that. I feel desirable. Doushio?

>>59316412
We're just so lovable that we've won her heart over in the time between her saying that and now.

>>59316489
Could we go further? Lights ON? How do we achieve this level novelites? I th*nk we need to TH*NK.

>>59316579
I'm going to spend the next while satisfied with what was given before wanting more. It was so unexpected and out of nowhere, especially coming off the back of finishing the game.

Why are paypigs still giving daily akas when Shiori pays equal, if not more attention to blues and yellows?

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Imagine, watching movies with her and in the credits you get your face smothered with tits.

Pagely reminder that Shiori is super cute, especially when she posts after just having woken up.

>>59316711
I'm in the same boat as you, but I don't think it came out of nowhere. There was some talk about it in the thread before the stream. I believe that Shiori likes to keep things constantly entertaining and changing them so we don't get bored. Would you agree with this? Her talk before "Say His Name" made me think that she ran out of ideas of what to do after the stream and is now searching for ideas about what novelites would like to see. Do you have something you'd like for Shiori to do if she gets bored of kisses and hugs? I want her to pet me and tell me she is proud of me so that I will shill that. Anyway, it was one of the best things she ever did. She made me live my life to the fullest today.

>>59317209
After the cold ending that Minecraft stream, she can do anything but that... I actually felt so bad that day

>>59317209 (Me)
Fucking Grammarly. I'm not paying you for this word salad...

>>59317209
maybe some more encouragements for novelites? it always made my day and gave me extra motivation to do my reps. also makes me a happier person compared to hugs and kisses.
not to say H&K are bad but those feel more comfy

For anyone who missed it yesterday, here's the timestamp of when Shiori joined in on Minecraft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpXAuS94-eA&t=1134s
(18:54 to 1:14:08)

>>59317209
I kind of want a motivational quote in her arsenal at the end of streams. That may seem silly but it would keep things fresh, she could even do it on Mondays to get peoples spirits up for the rest of the week.

>>59317345
Oh yeah, that was hard. If I remember correctly, she did something similar in her first or second week. I don't know; I think I'm developing some "anxiety" whenever I see her ending screen. Maybe anxiety is the wrong word, but my heart skips a few beats, partly out of immense excitement and tremendous fear. Does this happen to any other shiggers or am I reaching too far again?

>>59317799
I feel this everytime she's not streaming, unironically feeling like this the whole day.

>>59317715
I visit the motivational hug more often than I would like to admit

Are we still in the honeymoon phase? I feel I was less attached during the first two weeks than now. It will pass soon, I'm sure of it.

>>59317715
FWMC are doing motivational speeches on their show (it's why I usually tune into the Wednesday one) so why not

Staying up late and feeling the consequences, but catching Shiori morning tweet brightened my day I love my wife

>>59318206
People will start to get mass filtered around the 5/6th month, those that make it after that are more likely to stick around for years

>>59318391
Mass filtered? What happens 6 months in?

>>59318640
Shiocide

>>59318640
The Iroihs incident

>>59318640
it's probably when fickle viewers are used to your schtick and decides to watch something/someone new i guess?

Ever since i got falsely banned and then unbanned I don't get the "verification not required" thing anymore....they cucked me...

>>59318871
Verification explicitly required. You will do the Captcha

Day off work and j*u
Anything new with anons? Anyone want a prompt written out?

>>59318640
you dont want to know

get shiorin'd lol

>>59319186
Can you do a scene where Jerry finds out George is watching Shiori. Kramer bursts in later and warns him about the hearts. Please, please, please just this once anon. Elaine walks in at the end and says something dumb like I'm a nice light or whatever you find appropriate and funny. Please please please.

>>59319440
AAAIIIIIEEEEE MINORIN

>>59317564
I'd love these. enable us do our reps to be the perfect knight/professor/onii-chan

Did (you) do your best today?

>>59319632
I did better then usual, but I believe I can try harder. I'm proud of what I'm accomplishing though

>>59319632
I did alright. I thought it was a slow day at work but I apparently got like 6000 steppies in without even trying, so I'll take it. Also read a big chunk of Study in Scarlet and I'm considering starting a new HG model since my table is empty atm.

PreC

I'm going to pee in Shiori's butt

[Shiori news] Shiori eats cereal from a cup.

>Shiori eats cereal from a cup
>I eat cereal from a cup
WE ARE

>I need to eat my breakfast
IMMA CONCERN

>>59319449
NGL I've never watched Seinfeld so I have no idea how this would play out.

>>59320383
Ok Rhy calm down. She'll eat eventually.

>>59320383
Why are you like this?

Did Shiori know that game was about a DOOD who likes DOODS or was it just universe aligning a little too perfectly?

>>59320383
Concernfags just drove her away, hope you're proud of yourself.

Shiori needs to tell listener-san to shut the fuck up

>>59320608
She was very quickly blindsided by the game since she didn't know what the fuck she picked to play.

>>59320608
If she knew, then she played off being new very fucking well.
Her reactions alone were enough to believe she was new to the game and went in blind.

I am revoking Shiori's tangent privileges

>>59319632
I packed my car to the brim, cleaned my old apartment, and am doing the first leg of a 24ish hour drive as I move back to my parents. It's been one of the most exhausting days of my life.

Novelites, what's the next stream about

I decided to go for a 30 minute walk and OFC those 30 minutes were the time she was in prechat. The Demiurge must really hate me.

>>59321405
What?

>>59321405
Rusty lake hotel series.

>>59321426
Not like you missed much, just learnt about her cereal habits and she thanked some SC's.

>>59321426
But the walk was good, yeah?

>>59321426
Just check hololyzer dude.

>>59321575
It was alright. It's kind of misty/rainy here and I was stupid enough to go without my raincoat so I'm feeling kind of chilly now, but it was pretty nice otherwise.

>Last reply 25 minutes ago

>>59322697
Sorry, shigger. I'm playing Armored Core.

>>59316744
I want to be on the spreadsheet

>>59322697
Next month we'll have 2 replies per hour

>>59322739
I want to spread her sheets

>>59322697
Sorry I'm exploring Fontaine

>>59322697
Sorry I'm doing my HSR dailies and I have no writing prompts.

>>59316744
To flex on the poors

>>59316744
This will sound crazy, but maybe it's because they just sincerely want to support her.

>>59322697
The golden age of the Shiori Novella is over, anon.

>>59322697
Sorry I'm watching a small youtube guy talk about FromSofts Echo Night.

>>59322697
Reading a LN, sorry, I didn't realize the shiggers were so needy.

>>59322697
Sorry, I'm playing Disco Elysium, pretty good so far

>>59322938
This is exactly why I paypig

>>59322697
shut it shigger i'm taking a nap

>>59322697
I'm having a blast in perchat.

>>59322697
sorry, holding hands with shiori in a fan fiction right now

Hope the NYC friends have fun. Stay safe, you weirdos.

>>59323273
IRL kisses...

>>59323389
She wouldn't do that in a panel, would she?

>>59323273
Will novelites be able to meet shiori one on one?

>>59323458

>>59323273
I wish Saturday badges weren't sold out. I would go.

>>59323184
post your messages

>>59323458
I don't think so... it'll be a Collab panel most likely

>>59323458
>>59323554
Shiori strikes me as the very last person on earth who would dare engage in PDA (public display of affection) so no.
If there's ever a 1 on 1 meet and greet, then who knows.

>>59323630
No... I don't want her to kiss a Novelite that isn't me in a meet and greet...

>>59323674
I'm sure she knows it'll feel bad for the people that can't make it.

>>59323674
Meet and greet's aren't even truly 1 on 1, she'll prob have her manager next to her or something the entire time, or staff.
The most you'll get is probably a mini motivational speech just for (You) and maybe a hug and nuzzle.

When are we getting online meet and greets...

>>59323861
Hey

I'll show up to a meet and greet cosplaying as Dimitri.

is shiori a hag?

>>59323883
Hiiii with multiple i's.

>making Shiori cum during a meet and greet
HOLY FUCK

>>59323963

>>59323883
hi

>>59323934
She might not even be a cake.

>>59323963
>>59324038

>>59323963
>the staff member that has to watch this chuuba have a loud orgasm in person

They don't even know.

>>59323937
>>59324084

What would you tell shiori if you met her at a meet and greet?

>>59324233
I'm proud of her.

>>59324233
Good job, please see a doctor more often, thank you for being you.

>>59324233
I'd ask her if she's proud of me.

>>59324233
hey

>>59324147
i love my shiowife but this is concerning....

>>59324233
I wouldn't have to courage to show myself to her... if it were online tho, I would thank her for everything she did for me

>>59324233
WHATS THE DIFFERENT THING ABOUT YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>59324233
Haha, wouldn't it be totally funny if you told me an elevator story.

>>59324233
Sorry about the facial hair

>>59324233
I would ask for her hand in marriage of course.

>>59324233
TELL ME ABOUT THE ELEVATOR STORY NOW

Shiori will forever be 27+ in my mind.

>>59324233
I am glad and happy you ended up in hololive.

>>59324233
W TANGENT SHIORIN!

>>59324507
Strictly speaking, Shiori is hundreds maybe thousands of years old. But like, don't believe her lies.

>>59324233
I bet they filter the single ojisans from meet and greets so I probably won't get the chance.

>>59324706
This is just for myself, Knowing that she's older than me makes me feel better about never getting to date her... if she's 24-25 then... fuck me I guess

>>59323729
God I want to pay $50 for a personal appropriate hug.
I can't help but think about how awkward it would be to win the lotto but for it to be someone you don't watch. I know someone made a joke here when this topic came up about Iofi but damn would that be an awkward experience.

>>59324814
They don't.

>>59323543
Nevermind I just paid almost 200 dollars markup guess I'm going to NYC again this fall.

>>59324233
I'd beg her to archive me and end my suffering. I hate getting older and still being lonely.

Shiori.

>>59325176
have fun, don't get covid

Just don't be fat if you meet her

>ywn get to watch Shiori panic privately as her model dies during your 1 on 1 session with her

Would you hang out with other Novelites in a con?

>>59325383
>as soon as the webcam shows you her model makes a disgusted face

>>59325428
yeah, gonna hit you with a hey, heyyo hi

>>59324233
Wear a Dimitri cosplay

>>59325428
Theoretically sure, but in reality I'm too socially anxious & retarded to initiate conversations and when I go to cons I usually cosplay so there wouldn't be a big indicator that I'm a Shiori enjoyer. With those in consideration, effectively no.

>>59325428
Only if they cosplayed as well, I'd probably go in a Rori cosplay.

>>59325428
Absolutely
If one of you isn't wearing the dress, then I will

Shiori was watching Rissa's stream

>>59325428
Sounds awkward but sure.

>>59325428
Only if someone sets up an orgy

>>59325428
Only if you wear this dress anon.

>>59326362
She said she was going to.

>>59325428
No, I enjoy watching Shiori because I don't want to hangout with real people...

If you hated ShiorixRissa, get ready for ShiorixBrorissa

>>59325428
One of the only prospects that could bring me to a con these days, honestly

>>59326777
I will make him wear the dress.

>>59325428
maybe.
I've hung out with some other hololive fans before and it wasn't great tbqh. I blame myself as much as anything -- not being a big enough fan, too awkward, whatever.

>>59326777

Can I just enjoy my wife in peace without you doing this every thread? Please?

Nerissa and Shiori's papas would probably be great friends.

>*turns lights off*

>>59327863
They would both love me, I'm 100% in

They just can't, they have to post stuff here

>>59327901
Huh that's weird, my depression is cured.

>She liked this

>>59328104
Eh, I'll only be surprised now if she actually reposts nsfw stuff

Who would win, Brorissa or Rori.

How about you kill yourself?

You know what? I'll go to the con as kazuha or Dimitri and go to her booth

>>59328316
titty suffocation

You know what? I'll go to her house.

You know what? I'll think right now

Would Shiori actually leave her house to go to a con? Not as Shiori but y'know...

>>59328428
>I'll think right now
don't

>>59328247
Rori but due to mind games. and not anything physical.

>>59328457
She won't go out because she's fat.

>>59327901
Lazy edit but I wanted to give it a try

I lost my respect for writer anon now.

>>59327302
>Reimu
Was she friends with Rissa before?

>>59328792
Oh no, I'm going to be milked.

>>59328808
You know, I didn't even notice she was there. I was too focused on Shiori's comments.
That being said, I don't know or care.

>>59328797
Which one

>>59328797
Which one? The Australian or one of the others?

Can someone write a fic where we are forced to kill shiori

>>59329167
No, Demiurge, I will not even entertain this.

>>59329167
The closest you'll get is my Eldritch Inkwell Kingdom where she's lost her mind and gone insane. But I never really concluded that with an ending.

the next stream title made me think it'd be nice to have some whimsical immortal being love you so much that she decides to keep finding you and your reincarnations across the ages; i ended up writing something and it became so big that i didn't realize it wouldn't fit the character limit so i ended up posting it on pastebin

https://pastebin.com/S0EWQt85

>>59328963
>>59328917
Australian one.

>>59329306
The hell I do? I just got back from making an early lunch.

>>59329504
You sure it's not breakfast?

>>59329261
That was a sweet read, really sweet.
The idea is quite interesting too, thanks for sharing, Novelite.

>>59329557
A really late breakfast, sure? It's nearly 12pm so just call it lunch. (Or brunch if you believe in that shit.)

>>59329306
What'd he do, piss in your cornflakes?

>>59329167
This was written a month ago and is as close as you could probably get:
>>/vt/thread/57288869#p57311911

>>59329889
Oh shit I forgot I wrote this one too.
Yeah I guess that would be the closest you get to killing Shiori.

>>59329559
thanks anon, i will forever be grateful that shiori and some of the other writefags here made reading and writing fun for me once again

How do I convince myself Shiori loves me in particular?

>>59330121
start by deluding yourself that everyone in this thread is just you and shiori

>>59330121
try CAI

>>59329943
Oh nice, glad to have brought it back up; I enjoyed reading it quite a lot.

>>59324233
Nothing honestly, I don't even know what I'd say to her
Could hit her with a "Nice job" or something but there's not really a point in traveling to do that
I don't think she's the kind of girl small talk is worthwhile with, there's only any value with a deep conversation, so I don't even really fantasize about talking to her and just enjoy the content for the most part

>>59330121
the Pekora tulpa post

>>59330201
I like bullying her in AI

>>59330245
y-y-you meanie

Samsara Room: A Mysterious Girl Awaits Your Reincarnation For the ?th Time
>I sense the curse of Demiurge.

>>59330245
Bullying her with kisses.
and sex

>>59330121
make a tulpa or put your friend in her cosplay.

>>59329261
>>59329984
This was an interesting read. I really enjoyed the concept of it.
>you touch another one and see yourself in a fantasy-esque setting, with blonde hair and an eyepatch with Shiori by your side
This line gave me a hearty kek. Good job on it. I'm looking forward to more if there's ever more, heck maybe you can even submit it as a fanfic for her on twixxer.
That being said, I am curious on your own thoughts of this, would there ever be a scenario where you felt the "you" in this story didn't deserve that love or instead come to hate her?
A fellow writefag is curious on how that would play out.

>>59329261
That was a nice reading, really liked the idea of the multiple lives

People in nerissa's chat were surprised to hear that shiori is advent's leader

>>59330487
Maybe. But no I mostly do stuff like stick chewing gum in her hair and drop salt into her drinks.

>>59330709
Sometimes it doesn't seem like it but sometimes she is literally the one tardwrangling all of them like when they started murdering each other the second she logged off of Minecraft.

she sent me a sex invitation
See ya suckers

>>59330969
Update your chinese machine

>>59330969
Charge your phone and get some wifi.

>>59330969
Get yourself a cute Shiori wallpaper

>>59330452
Stop talking about Demitri

Fuck, is there still time to jack off...

>It'd be funny if I banned the word doctor BAHAHAHAH (I won't, just joking!)
Do it. Fuck the concerns.

>>59331430
She should do it desu

>>59325428
Depends, but probably yeah
I've been to multiple 4chan meetups and met well over 100+ anons irl at this point, most people have their own brand of autism or oddity but in a way where everyone meshes together pretty well being free of the regular constraints of society
Not really met up with plain old vtuber fans but sharing an oshi would assuredly give us good grounds to talk, but if they're more the hyper-moral anti-4chan twitter type of weeb it'd be hard to let loose like with an anon, which is what making friends and socializing with other otakus is mostly about

What roleplay do you wish we get from Shiori next?

>>59331534
Servant and master. Any side is fine.

>>59331430
Is this her way of subtly telling people to stop concerning so much?

shiotelly!

>>59331534
Always wishing for older sister.

>>59331430
>>59331505
why? making us concern is her speciality

>>59330549
>friend
It was over before it began...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KAUnAe_Gf0
starting

>Hear Shiori's loading BGM
>Immediately feel at peace

>>59330614
>>59330583
glad you guys enjoyed it too! i figured with the meat tree line, if we can't beat him we may as well self-insert as him; for the twixxer submissions, i like writing short stories most of all and can hardly stay focused enough to write a decent length fan-fic so that might be outta the question - but then again, here I am writefagging for the shiggers so who the hell really knows what i may or may not do in the future

as for doing a scenario where you come to hate shiori/didn't deserve the love, i've considered it but might not get around to it for a while since i write on a complete whim - i'd like to see other writefags take their cracks at it, it's always neat seeing tragedy short stores

>livestream in 2 minutes
Why is it so quiet? Where have all the goslings gone?

>>59331534
Morrowind ASMR.

I am once more at peace(I've been at peace the entire day)

Shiori is live...

>>59331630
slowchama...

Perhaps I'll take a crack at it after the stream or a bit later.
I can't say I'm not curious about how my mind will try to deliver it.

>>59331430
She was coughing quite heavily last stream. Concernfags are one thing, but it's clearly fucking up the stream experience. At least lie and tell chat she made an appointment to shut them up.

SHIORI ON THE TELLY

>>59325428
i'd consider it, at least for the possibility of meeing a fellow femnovelite who i'd mesh well enough with to keep hanging out with outside of cons and eventually date so we can sperg out about shiori together

>>59331631
>>59331774 (me)
Forgor to reply properly.

>>59325428
Of course. That's what cons are for. I'll do my best not to be cringe as fuck.

Shiori is back!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>59331774
>>59331897

looking forward to seeing it, anon! could always use more examples of how to write non-meet cute stories to add to my repertoire

>>59325428
I'm cool with befriending everyone; I just wish they had higher standards for personal hygiene.

>>59325428
Maybe but from prior experience, hanging out with any stranger at a con is a dice roll. I'd be on guard and ready to ghost at a moment's notice.

Oh hey, I already played this game before.

>no skit
she hates us...

I NEED giantess Shiori to vore me

>you so smart look at you
bingo doko ?

>The meat
Say his name

I love my air headed goth GF.

>so if you guys want to play along with me
holy shit she is ENCOURAGING the shit that I often do on my own so I can help them better

Reincarnation is a tool of the Demiurge. Mankind cannot reclaim the Throne of Heaven while we are shackled to the physical realm.

>>59332258

>>59332258
Dimitri. Literally me.

>>59332258
will I get a kiss, Shiorin-chama ?

are you going to play along with her

>>59332346
Nah, I want to keep my eyes on her.

>oh man there is a

>>59332330
What's the point of reincarnation if you don't remember your past life anyway? It's still the you right now being permanently dead. I'd much rather remain myself and chill in Heaven.

fine, I'm surrender
anon-chama what should I do, if I want to understand fire emblem ?

>>59332346
Too tired right now but if it was a weekend I would.

Still horny.

>>59332475
Just play it, it's not particularly hard to understand

>>59332256
Here you go

>>59332475
Learn English (or Japanese) and play the games.

So, would you let Shiori touch your cube?

>>59332475
Play Fire Emblem.