/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

she meant me

>>59321824
She meant her pussy is just like that.

LUCA STRIKES AGAIN!

It means I'm expecting a call tonight at an ungodly hour

>>59321824
She was making waffles.

Shiori GFE

Epic Nijisanji moment 2k23

yeah she'll call you at 4am because that's when she streams

>>59321824
What's wrong with NijiEN

>>59321824
yeah me

>>59322070
it's ok when blue dorito

>oh no a heterosexual woman shut it downnnnn

I don't get it
what am I supposed to be outraged at?

>>59323190
Stop assuming everything is about outrage

>>59321824
And people wonder why she's a literal 2 view. Nijikeks, our response?!

I really don't understand why is it so hard to at least try to keep up appearances if you're doing gfe. I mean if her 3 fans are into getting cucked by sluts more power to them

Haha

Look guys, funny cum post!

>>59321824
I don't get it

>nerds getting triggered at a woman even implying that sex exists, because they know they'll never sleep with her
The most sensitive generation of "men" in history.

i dont hate scarle for sex jokes i hate that she doesnt go full force and start schlicking on stream
that one thiccwithaq image of her fat asshole being spread open for public use hasnt made it any easier.

>>59321992
Using luca batter? You whore oshi is based.

>>59331526
>he doesn't know, we love when indie does it and still shit on whoresanji.

Cucksanji....

>>59325711
Because she doesn't do GFE content you stupid drone. She just like to tease her chat and then go full para social with them. There is a reason why she has a lot of pay pigs

>>59331526
post tits

>>59332266
It's funny having a oshi no one watchs.
You guys don't even know how to bait with her.

"I know you guys think of me as your cartoon girlfriend, but how 'bout you consider my actual pussy?"

>>59333867
>i'll imply he's a woman, that'll show him
Sure thing, anon. Stay mad and have no sex. I don't care.

>>59331271

>>59325501
She's one of their biggest moneymakers.

>>59334130
mad

>>59334130
Tell him sis

>>59334130
Why you act like a female?

Like, I dont care if she does or does not have a bf or whatever, am I alone in thinking thats just kinda crass and gross?

>>59321824
yeah me

>>59334841
yeah it's just disgusting and distasteful

>>59334841
It's one step away from Amy Schumer "VAGINA VAGINA PUSSY" jokes, and nobody likes those.

>>59334841
No it's genuinely simply an awful tweet

>>59334841
>>59335081
>>59335317
>>59336210
so true guurls

>>59321824
She just loves the sexual innuendo

Scarle live btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymi80N8TwWc

>>59334540
>Why you act like a female?
You know what's acting like female is? Gossiping and seething about things irrelevant to you.

>>59333950
i know right? she a gems
a mess but also at least funny

>>59321992
Just how much does she weigh?

>>59341946
who cares ? just more to loved.

it's a meme you dip

>>59344250

>>59344250
>>59344557
This is a fire hazard

>>59342338

>>59345251
see this anon gets it

>>59321824
>HAHAHA I just maed a creampie joke! Isn't it funny?! Tell me I'm funny! Tell me I'm funny! Tell me I'm funny!
Nijisanji.

>>59334841
It's whatever, I just think "why did you post it? Did you think it was funny?" High brow kind of thing.

>>59336351
>Someone doesn't find "haha creampie" funny
>so true guurls
fag

>hate nijisanji
>follow them on twitter
>watch their streams
>be membered to them
>post obsessively about them
holobros, what went SO wrong in your lives?

>>59323107
Yes Anon because Cover is Idol

>>59348292
>forget about nijisanji
>open catalog
>see them fucking up once again
>get reminded off their endless portfolio of fuckups
>laugh at them
is deflection your cope of choice, nijisis?

>>59348905
Nta, How is making a zoomer sex joke "fucking up".

>>59349065
depends on how you define fucking up
this is nothing close to the fuckups nijien usually do, but making an amy shumer tier unfunny crass joke on twitter, expecting to get a laugh is kind of a fuckup in my book
good thing no one watches her so they'll forget it by the time i write this post

>>59349212
>amy shumer tier joke
>literally everyone make this kind of joke unless u some sensitive bitch.
idk anon my friend circle make this kind joke.

>>59334130
Nijisanji fans seem to be particurarly comfortable with cuckoldry and sexual jokes, this does not surprise me. I would personally never be able to keep a prostitute as my oshi, but I can have respect for the men who can, it seems like it requires a lot of energy to cope with it.

>>59349645
idk anon seems they dont really give a fuck about it bcs why care to much about it

>>59321824
>nijisanji content

>>59349212
>making an amy shumer tier unfunny crass joke on twitter, expecting to get a laugh is kind of a fuckup in my book
She didn't even come up with the tweet. >>59334325 She probably just wanted to share the photo. I doubt she thought she was making any kind of massively, revolutionising joke anon.

>>59349443
lol your friends are whores.

>>59349763
hey if i get free head i got head
lmao

>>59349443
>my friends also make unfunny amy shumer tier jokes so its ok
no wonder you watch her if that's the kind of people you hang around with
oh wait, i forgot that no one watches her rumao

>>59349855
u right more for me lol

>>59321824
She wants me to do the same thing to her

>>59349645
>Nijisanji fans seem to be particurarly comfortable with cuckoldry
That's because they're literal cucks. Niji EN filtered out everyone else ages ago so the whole fanbase is just nothing but actual unironic cucks now.

>>59350281
Is that why almost all of them are either 2 or 3 views now? I wonder if they regret it in hindsight.

>>59321992
Call whom?

>>59323161
the irony her being asexual. (although being down horrendous for 2d anime guy)

>>59349645
>>59350281
You holoniggers seems more concered about Niji livers fucking around than the actual nijinigs do.
Oh and if your next reply is ccv screenshots then you're a numberfag subhuman doing falseflag again.

>>59350779
to be fair no one watches niji livers so at least someone's concerned about them even if its the holonigs

>>59350779
>Selenposter calling anyone else a subhuman

>>59350779
This is a numberfag thread.
>>/vt/image/YwcDhu1-RIlfleaLf5XkEA

>>59349212
>>59348905
obsessed to the point of mental gymnastics, you are utterly mindbroken because your post reads like something a crazy soccer mom would say on facebook to complain about innate shit

>>59350281
>That's because they're literal cucks. Niji EN filtered out everyone else ages ago so the whole fanbase is just nothing but actual unironic cucks now.
Yeah, about that.
Tell that to nousagi

>>59351027
>all those posts and nobody replied to him even in the drama tranny thread
election tourists really dilluted the IQ of this website

>>59351072
>you're obsessed because i say you are
whatever helps you cope anon, i'm enjoying the show either way so don't stop crying on my account

>>59348292
>watch their streams
Who are you trying to kid?

>>59321824
>Haha sex, get it? Like, cum! Haha

>>59351113
>his girl gets hit on
>just lets it happen
Yeah this story is faker than a korean's face

>>59351236
The facts speak for themselves you can grandstand as much as you like kek, but you'll be here tomorrow, and the day after that, and the next week and month mindlessly clicking on worthless threads to fake outrage.

The world is leaving you behind every day and this is how you cope. This is the only thing that's keeping you from roping kek.

>>59351325
you've clearly never been to SEA, it's literally what lil timmy's gon do but for white people.

>>59351329
>he says while posting /here/
ngl i laughed hard, thanks anon

>>59351329
>He says, while spending his time replying to obsessed anons on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>59351385

>proceeds to do exactly what I said
>owned :)
This is too easy

>>59351408
>yet you live in a society
>i am very smart
see
>>59351421

You retarded redditors will keep crying and whining about nijisanji while your safe spaces keep being taken over

>>59351374
Lmao in that case no wonder SEAgirls go for white guys. They should be glad they get whatever's left over

>>59351458
By all means, tell me more about my retarded reddit tendencies. I must know how to better myself and become more like you.

Why do unicorn fags act like this

>>59334130
I just stumbled into this thread and have never watched this vtuber, but it's kind of implied I'd you post here you ain't gettin laid. Fag.

>>59350766
So she's not asexual then.

>>59352304
only attracted to 2d i guess?

>>59321824
>I should call him.
>Had a male voice yab.
Call him from the other room, right?

>>59352471
>had a male voice yab
yeah ME

>>59321992
>chicken and waffles
Where in the Kentucky fried fuck does this bitch live that this is considered normal?

>>59352846
america.

>>59352471
>male voice yab.
That's a little bit of a stretch isn't it? No one heard the voice, the Silence didn't sound like a male. No one even talks about it, I don't think I would even call it a yab.

>>59352940
bcs pretty sure its not even a thing
unless u count "ghost" as male. sure.
schzos are special breed.

>>59352874
Obviously. She's probably a Southern and 300 pounds if she thinks this is ok

t. Gothamite

>>59353057
i dont think she from the south.

>>59349645
>I would personally never be able to keep a prostitute as my oshi
But don't you guys always compare Hololive to prostitution whenever the topic of male collabs comes up?

>>59353289
or "its fine when JP done it"

It's funny that shitposters on this board don't know anything about her or her stream to make shitposting about

>>59354055
bcs seem lot shit poster here have adhd problem and need game to actually paying attention.

>>59351307
Hey, this is highbrow humor for nijifags. No wonder they are so defensive.

>>59354247

>>59353289
NTA, but how does >never be able to keep a prostitute as his oshi, mean that he was talking about prostitutes in hololive? Is this your attempt at calling all the girls in hololive prostitutes or something?

>>59354055
I fail to see how knowing anything about her or her stream is relevant in this context. It was an unfunny joke made on twitter, whether she's the holy mother or a 2 dollar hooker, it doesn't make the joke any better, which is what this thread is about, retard-chama.

she posts a pic of waffle batter and holobronies turn muslim and lose their minds

>>59350931
If
>no one
watched them they wouldn't even be here, numberfag. But clearly holofans are more concerned about Niji livers and their sex lives for no reason.

>>59334407
Is she? How do her merch sales do? I will be very surprised if she can match up to the boys

>>59359848
No one makes threads on the 'log because they watch the streamer. It's to point and laugh. Sorry you had to find out this way nijisis.

>>59359848
>unironically calling someone a numberfag
You...do know that these numbers represent people, right? Like actual people? And if the numbers are low it means people don't watch? Do I also have to explain why it's not good when people don't watch a chuuba?

>>59366069
>numbers = people
lmao

>>59366069
if you count people spamming emote for no reason sure those are people .

>>59356693
You might've had a stroke while you were reading, anon

>>59366069
you... do know just because something is more popular doesnt mean its better right? You dont have to pull hololive numbers to be successful

>>59349645
go watch veggie tales pearl clutching faggot

>>59334841
>>59335317
>sex jokes bad
then dont watch faggot, why be a snowflake and bitch about it? and btw people hate Amy Schumer because she just isnt likeable or funny, sex jokes can absolutely be funny.

>Bronies pretend to pearl clutch when one of their most popular JP members was one of the crudest people on the planet, constantly making jokes about buttplugs, shit and period blood
Rumao.
The funniest thing? Kson is SO much more seiso under Vshojo than she ever was in Holo.

She's remembering the many times she's been filled and guess what you're not him

>>59352846
>>59353057
https://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/
It's a Black L.A. thing.

>>59356854
>turn muslim
SEAhabibis are all over /vt/

>>59366884
>the train's caboose be like

>>59353057
Her past life's youtube channel is up unaltered. We've known about her the week of iLuna's announcement.

>>59366884
>then dont watch faggot
almost nobody does already
wonder why?

>>59352846
Literally everywhere in the American South that serves breakfast, that isn't a chain like McDonalds or Waffle House sells chicken and waffles.
It's good, really.

>>59321824
That semen? Mine

>>59333489
But how is that supposed to be GFE?

>>59374735
Based retard

>>59368832
I love how nijifags are crying over their own made up scenario when people are just laughing at her.

>>59375298
holoseethe

>>59334130
Femanon spotted, post those hairy armpits

>>59350779
>fearing numbers that much
To think numbers would give ptsd to nijiniggers

>>59366884
>don't watch then
>but don't say that nobody watches it too

>>59366670
And just because something is unknown doesn't make it good

>>59349645
Common tactic with whoretuber fans is whenever she cucks them, they throw money at her to TTS and call her retarded in inventive ways
It's a very degrading and passive aggressive fandom

>>59366069
I'll bite, you subhuman
>You...do know that these numbers represent people, right? Like actual people?
No shit
>And if the numbers are low it means people don't watch?
Number is low means people DO watch, just fewer of them. Or does it not count as 'people' when it's less than 1000?
>Do I also have to explain why it's not good when people don't watch a chuuba?
People do watch, and that's good enough. The number is not zero. The number for Niji average three digit. Some can still punch for four digits.
Numberfags however, consider it as bludgeon to bully other fandom by comparing bigger audience of Hololive and smaller audience of Nijisanji. Or even bigger Holo with smaller Holo.
This is the problem. You made a fuss out of fucking nothing and shit the catalogue to fuel manufactured outrages and create artificial drama.
Nijikeks don't care if they watch a slut and a manwhore, but you seems to have problem with it, and you keep doing it after being called out as obsessed chimps.
Numberfags.
Get.
The.
Rope.

>>59383854
you type all that shit out
me? I just post this

>>59386237
Thanks. I'll take whatever I can get.

>>59321824
>nijisanji humour

>>59368832
You can always tell an abhorrent post when it has rumao in it

>>59396461
And yet you offer no counter argument thus proving me correct.
Keep clutching those pearls tho brony chama. Thanks for all the free headspace to.

>>59396981
Marine isn't less crude than Selen, not that you would believe since nijiniggers don't even watch clips

>>59400785
NIGGA anyone can be crude its just perception.

>>59396981
Funnie Image

>>59348292
I don't watch nijisanji streams simple as, I watch Scarle's streams because I want to fuck her raw.

>>59402705
MY MAN SAME

>>59354618
NIJISEETHE

>>59321824
She wants you to figure it out

>>59402705
Me.

>>59366884
>sex jokes can absolutely be funny
yeah and this one absolutely isn't

>>59321824
>What did she mean by this?
Explanation for ESL's: it's a joke that we make when something happens that reminds of something sexual. The word for this is a "sexual innuendo".
The joke implies that you miss a former lover after witnessing whatever ridiculous thing just reminded you of them. It is fictitious, a meme.

For example:
>*someone take a bite out of a large hotdog*
>sigh... I should call her
And it's funny because I'm pretending that someone stuffing a hotdog in their mouth is like I had a former girlfriend gobble my johnson, whom I "should call". Even if I have never had a fellatio girlfriend, it's still okay and funny to make a joke. In fact, one could say that's the whole point of the joke.

Scarle is a horny person and has made this joke in the past for other random stuff too.
Keep practicing your english reps!

^(me)
that reminds us* of

>>59321824
First whore problems.
That's what happens to her cunt every time she squats to pee. It literally holds the cum of several men and it oozes out like that as soon as she tries to pee.

>>59321824
Haha cum funny

>>59416498
See leddit-kun, even this shitty condescending joke of yours is funnier than the one Scarle made, which is the point of this thread, in case you missed it.

>>59321824
Yes, she missed how I cummed that much

>>59417969
Glad you think so, thanks!

>>59321824
Every day I thank the YouTube algorithm that it showed me Hololive instead of Niji when I fell in the rabbit hole

>>59375914
NIJICOPE

>>59420551
>>59375914

Scarle live btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9mtpTJWTk

>>59321824
>HAHA LE SEX LE FUNNY XD

>>59344250
>>59344557
I got that same tv stand table from wal-mart and it is handy as well it's useful.

>>59420902
Youtube has been spamming me with NijiEN and their clips even though I stopped watching even Ewiwa for almost a year now
Did they finally buy an ad or something? Still won't watch them though, lol

>>59421468
if i recall she did buy it from wal-mart for 10 dollar.
oddly confidant for holding pc lol

>>59321824
gross..