/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59280737
Matsuri more like Matslurpi my dingdong, am I right fellas?

I ain't reading all that, but that's nice anon

>retweet 7 times and sent an aka supa to get noticed
Did this actually happen? Or just a rrat? Why did that happen?

I'm kinda sad for her now

Tldr?

>>59281052
>>59282010
Why are you like this?

>>59281781
>now
Matuli had it rough. All her own fault, but still.

>>59282010
Matuli is a menhera that is barely hanging by a thread (because she is a holo)

>>59282253
This woman is starved of emotional attention lol

>>59280737
You might find more acceptance at fanfiction.net

>>59280737
>Matsuri: The Downfall of God
I don't think she can be saved anymore
Should have kept that Hoshikawa thing behind the scene and keep the FubuMatsu ship sailing even if it's for entertainment sake

>>59282253
Will hoshikawa join her lover in the post niji life?
Matuli might be mentally unstable but she i probably going to outlast her.

>>59280737
>Fall in love with a girl that likes dick
What the hell is this deep lore? QRD?

>>59282592
That was long gone with the Luan arc.

>>59282762
I meant Luna, fuck.

>>59282253
People always bring this up, but there’s a pretty big difference between the way Gundou, someone who has actually fucked other women, butters up Hoshikawa to get to the kissing and Matsuri, someone who continually menhera posts on her roommate about not having a boyfriend, just chucks out her wanting to kiss Hoshikawa.

>>59282658
Hoshikawa ain’t graduating anytime soon.

>>59280737
I still don't understand why she tries to shills for nijisanji and expect luna to be fine with it.
I'm not talking about matsuri relationship with nijilivers, i'm talking about the fact that this menhera think it's okay to state that she became holomem so she can superchats to nijilivers.
Like, i would asked about nijisanji's management to luna before i said such thing.

>>59282823
So Matsuri is... a femcel?

>>59282758
Lurk more, read more, and use your brain more

>>59282955
Worse. She is a lesbian femcel.

no mention for za hando?

I.. I am confused. Only a person argued about this not happening? What is this? Who is the princess?
WHAT IS HAPPENING ANON?
>>59283006
If only warosu isn't full of #

>>59280737
You may not like it but this is what peak female performance looks like.

>>59283043
>he dosent know who princess is
Holy fucking newfag this is new low for even newfaggotry you should be embarrassed enough to kys

>>59282762
Nah, back when Matsuri first went on a date with Hoshikawa and confessed to her (only to get rejected) is when the illusion shatters and FubuMatsu ship sink slowly
Too bad
I like it when Fubuki indulges the clingy Matsuri and IIRC the first time we got loli Fubuki was due to Matsuri

I just wanted to jack off to her fan art but nobody posting anything

>>59282955
>>59283017
Being a lesbian is a larp, Matsuri craves a boyfriend to fix her with his cock. I will fix her.

>>59283043
If you can use your brain you will start archive digging with the keywords that anons have thrown here and there ITT

>>59283043
>Who is the princess?
What are you even doing here?
Go grab some beers, get drunk and watch some vtuber instead, retard.

>>59283017
She is bi swings both ways but can't get any truely miserable

So nobody is going to post fanart or…

>>59280737
What's next for Matuli?

>>59280737
not reading that

>>59282805
>>59282928
>>59283225
Ah
Keyword found time to dig

I only watch clips so therefor I like sad gay band aid girl.

>>59283243
The revive of God Matuli
Just like Jesus!

>>59283264
Pee beer

>>59280737
It's exaggerated for a bit but its actually not a rrat for once.
But last time I check her, she got around 9K viewer. That's not a bad number for mildly popular holo.
Is she healing?

>>59282928
I mean matuli is one of the few holos that has niji tier humour hime took a lot of effort to get out of that shithole.

>>59282928
Look, I won't call you a tribalfag if you're a Luknight because it's understandable due to Hime's PL
But in this case, I think Hime is just fed up with Matsuri because at the end Matsuri choose to chase the one that doesn't like her instead of Hime
So how's Hime with the duck btw? I heard Hime has tamed the duck for quite a while

I still dont get what the word femcel means

>>59283518
Female incel, female who can't get laid and/or get a lover
Despite what 4chan keep insisting, they do exist

>>59283518
Female version of incel basically can't get dick hates everyone etc etc

>>59280737
>be me
>be not reading all that shit

>>59283553
>>59283561
Don't they get dick but still act like incels?

>>59283645
It's more about wanting to be in a relationship but not being able to, and being miserable about it.

>>59283645
>Don't they get dick but still act like incels?
Hence and/or. Some Femcels can't settle with one men, and in this case not because she's a slut but because she kept getting dumped for her flaws.

>Your stalker, that for some reason you thought was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that it's because of your fanbase
Holy shit I forgot all about lyger lmao

>>59283809
Oh yeah that tool

>>59280737
>No za hando reference
Do better next time

>It was exaggerated but all true
Summer Festival legit have the wildest romance arc in Hololive, what the fuck.
And not the sweet kind. But Kouji Seo kind.

>>59280737
I got really lost when this started talking about buttfucking and using code names, can’t you just say what happened outright?

>>59283380
fuck, pee beer was a great clip.

>>59283645
For men, it's physical - finding someone willing to fuck is hard. Impossible, for some.
For women, it's emotional. Finding someone to fuck is as easy as asking for a smoke. Finding someone to commit to a stable relationship is hard. Impossible, for some.

>>59283465
Latest I've got
EN clip: https://youtu.be/BKrpMIQLeLg?t=6m47s
JP clip if you hate EN: https://youtu.be/x6skeR0s-eU
Actual Stream: https://youtu.be/rxfOFGXV2gM?t=6h13m58s

>>59284062
Butfucking is code for being mogged in popularity.
Matsuri went full isolationist until she decided to face Council and Myth and find a semblance of normality.
Then the second cour hits like a brick where she went full menhera.

>>59280737
I like Matsuri and can never seem to dislike her, even as a Haaton and with her past drama with my oshi.
She's the one who actually got me into this rabbit hole, but I can never imagine myself oshi-ing her.
Even though she keeps fucking things up, I can't help but wish for her happiness.

>>59284062 (me)
Just to clarify I mean the stuff related to CEO, mom, whatever the hell that is.
Also, isn’t there more to this? It ends after the Luna stuff which was ages ago, a lot has happened since then (the stuff with Haachama…)

>>59280737
Don't worry anon the spaghetti spilling weatherman called back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBg8GNg40c8

>>59284080
Meanwhile I want both at the same time. It ain’t easy.

>>59284080
>For men, it's physical - finding someone willing to fuck is hard. Impossible, for some.
>For women, it's emotional.
For men it is both now. I know people pretend to be tough guy here, but male loneliness epidemic is a real thing.

>>59284186
I can't help but like her, in part because I think there are parts of her story that are very relatable. Obviously it's not how a big corporation Vtuber should act, but I think most on this sight have been trapped down the same hole she's in.

>>59284221
Oh kek I thought weatherman was Kuzuha

>>59280737
This woman is almost as bad as Miguel when it comes to menhera outbursts. I still remember how she held a grudge against Chammers for months because of a nothingburger that she took personally, this woman is really fucking weird sometimes.

>>59283043
>If only warosu isn't full of #
You can put a - in front of words to exclude posts containing them from your search, zoomerchama.

>>59283888
probably doesn't want to delve too much into RM shit, I know some of the shit in here happened on RM but is worded ambiguously. "eyebags" is already pushing it

>>59284650
If it's rrats he can probably only find them in /#/

=>>59284894
Might as well try to invent "proof" in chatgpt

>>59280737
If only you know about her around the time of za hando. It's much worse than this

Normal fans want her to adjust her life style and settle with a cute girlfriend to fix her emotional problems.
/vt/ wants to rape her and make her a sexpet onahole.
We are not the same.

>>59283979
If only Matuli could have the Tale of Genji kind of romantic arc

>>59284186
>>59284435
Matsuri is really pitiable.
Like, the recent shit with her going to host clubs all the time is honestly fucking pathetic, it's like after all this time she still has fatgirl brain.

>>59280962
Mods please sticky this post

>>59284894
>pushing newfags to /#/
Nigger, why are you pushing the newfag to the mental asylum?

Why are lesbians so fat

>>59280737
>>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER
This one still makes me laugh every time.

I'm gonna be honest and incredibly blunt here, and in the most basic way possible. Matsuri playing APEX is easily the least attractive part about her. All of her psychopathic, obsessive, emotionally starved tendencies are baby shit compared to the fact that she regularly plays and enjoys APEX.

>>59284894
>>59284953
>>59285757
I'm new but not that new
In fact I know that # is the manifestation of concentrated evil in this board.

>>59285848
Miko is not fat

>>59284221
https://streamable.com/5tku6k

>>59285848
Architect bros...

>>59280737
You missed the part where she started posting nudes on fantia

>>59285848
Matsuri is festively plump and it’s hot as fuck.

>>59286251
Probably avoiding jannies
They're cucks but very consistent about doxnigging rules

>>59286251
God I wish.

>>59285848
>snack 5 hamburgers
wtf, are these sliders or something?

>another matsuri is a menhera thread
>no holofans care enough about her anymore tho occasionally she is cute
is it just niji fags replying to each other? what did riku do now guys?

Why can't she just give up on pussy like we do? You don't see me crying on the net because someone ignored my existence.

>>59286251
If that were true they would be all over /vt/

>>59286376
Anon knows people will just take that at face value and assume it’s true, you can get some feet if you get her fanbox though.

>>59286360
Anon she’s an attractive woman, getting laid isn’t her hard part it’s finding someone who is interested in more then just a pump and dump.

So what's wrong with japanese women? And why can't we have a girl like this in EN?

>>59286589
You had one but you let her slip

>>59286608
Who are you referring to?

>>59286588
>getting laid isn’t her hard part
Knowing her failures you couldn't have fooled me
>>59286608
>You had one but you let her slip
We do? Sana is the one graduated and she's not like this.

>>59286251
And the most recent HJ

>>59280737
Okay but I enjoyed her Holotalk episode.

>>59286588
Relationship is overrated
Imagine getting cheated on and quarreling with each other for stupid reasons after getting invested for years

>>59286667
>We do? Sana is the one graduated and she's not like this.
Thats how I know you never watched her

Don't care.
Nice tits tho.
https://files.catbox.moe/nh7kpk.jpg

sana is not a rapist

>>59286667
>Knowing her failures you couldn't have fooled me
She is a legitimately attractive woman, she can walk into any bar on this planet and be out of there in five minutes with some dude more then happy to fuck her silly. She is menhera as fuck though so nobody wants to stick around.

>>59287024
Fat

>>59286496
It's true tho. Latest one she posted is her doing a dildo HJ.

>>59287024
moar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdZFZ6YepeU

I can fix her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqjuDI-jeCY

>>59287133
>>59287090
https://files.catbox.moe/fdgflz.png

>>59287024
Two problems here, one there’s no face so it could be anyone, two Matsuri’s tits are fatter then that.

Like 80% of this is made up because people really want to make up a narrative where Matsuri's relative lack of success comes down to some major personality flaw of hers or something but the truth is that she's just a Niji organ who joined the wrong agency because she joined early enough that there were no real expectations of what Hololive was supposed to be like. Back when Hololive was doing regular collabs with Nijisanji and people called them Erolive she was in her element, but then Hololive changed and unlike most of the other early members Matsuri was too "real" to change her identity and content to pander to the new Hololive fanbase. Le wholesome Subaru used to have an established collab unit with a Niji male whom she leeched most of her early growth from but as soon as safe CGDCT content became the clear way forward for Hololive she was quick to ditch him for the sake of her own success. Matsuri is genuinely just not cynical enough to be able to do that and so she was left behind by the new Hololive fanbase. People act as if there was some major fall from grace because there were a couple of big Matsuri clips during the early days of the EOP boom so she must have been up there with Fubuki back in the day but that was never true, Matsuri simply didn't benefit from the influx of new viewers because she was never interested in roleplaying as a K-On in Minecraft and that's what the new viewers were coming for.

>>59287124
Sauce or I just assume you’re full of shit and are samefagging to push some rrat through.

>>59280737
Be Matsuri is suffering

>>59287277
Lol, it's literally from her fantia. I mean, HER other fantia.

>>59287376
Itching to ask but that would be doxxing

>>59287401
Nigger Matsuri's RM shit is easier to find than Mori's

>>59287376
If you said onlyfans it would've been more believable

>>59287441
I'm a total newfag to fantia things

>>59287349
It's not hard to find if you know where to look. And I don't want to get banned.

Also last one.
https://files.catbox.moe/fddw0t.mp4

>>59287584
Nice, I'll be her boyfriend and she doesn't even have to pay me.

>>59287024
>>59287178
>>59287584
Doing God's work

>>59287401
you can literally just search youtube for "hololive natsuiro matsuri" and scroll for <5 seconds

>>59286251
Matuli was acting like a whore those days

>>59287401
usually it's twitter that does all the doxxing but you won't even need that for matuli

>>59284329
It's always fucking cope from virgins like that.
They just want a model tier woman to be attracted to them and make all the effort in pursuit.

not on sukebei
doesn't exist

>>59287584
>Digging up ancient shit we know isn’t Matsuri
Newfags will eat that up I suppose kek

>>59287833
>fucking cope
Saying it doesn't exist is by itself a cope. Not everyone is well adjusted.
>They just want a model tier woman to be attracted to them and make all the effort in pursuit.
This is women behavior. Men approach them and they bitched about men not being better than them while screeching gender equality.
Not all women like this, but plenty do and that's discouraging

>>59287993
Dude living in the dark Kek.

>>59287993
I have yet to see a single post fall for it

>>59288042
Nonsense, speaking more virgin shit.
When one of those "im a virgin but not by choice" types ever approaches a woman, he will face pushback and lash out because he expects to be gushed over.
Not wanting to put in the weeks or months of effort required in pursuing a woman.

>>59288080
Don't care, still nice Tits.

>>59287376
I’m on this fantia that’s supposedly hers, where exactly is the proof it’s hers?

>>59288256 (me)
Also going by JP the shit she posts there is tame as shit and nothing even close to R18, so I think I am going to go blue balled on this regardless.

>>59288256
She got two Fantia accounts.

>>59282928
Nah it's not about that. Hime isnt that petty. It's the fact that matuli was the first to trully welcomed her and got close to her, giving hime an illusion of hope just for her to break her heart and ignored her to went after for some cock loving blonde bitch.
Like imagine a nerd outcast who move school cause she couldnt fit in with the popular kids find what she thought someone she could genuinely called a friend but, then ended up ignoring her for those popular kids.

>>59288335
I mean, one is Fanbox the other is Fantia.

>>59284186
She is the gosling of vtuber

On the bright side I just noticed Gundou finally started posting shit on her Fantia, that’ll come in handy later.

>>59285757
Rude

>>59288335
>>59288397
I’m on the fanbox, that shit ain’t even close to being R18 but some of the selfies she posts are pretty hot and have given me more than enough motivation to get off. I’m trying to find some kind of proof this Fantia is hers that doesn’t involve me spending $100, but I’m not seeing that and posting pictures here with the head cut off doesn’t tell me much. The fact that anon pulled out some fossil of a video as part of his posting shit supposedly from this Fantia has me skeptical desu. JP archives are more convincing, but I still haven’t seen actual proof it’s her, and as I said above they are also saying it’s tame as shit and by the sounds of it not worth the price of admission. I’m an idiot though so if I see some proof it’s Matsuri I’ll probably pay for it kek

>>59286588
I'm not ugly either anon, I just can't/don't like meeting new people, it's too awkward and I'm shy as fuck.

>>59288574
It's her. She rarely post there tho.
https://files.catbox.moe/iqd656.jpg

>See this
>>59287178

And this one's the latest.
https://files.catbox.moe/i0lw8j.mov

Pretty expensive tho. $100 for that.

>>59280737
>wall of text rrat greentext
>not give any proper timeline when exactly all this happened
yea not bothering to read all that, OP is a faggot

>>59288574
Actually never mind, >>59287178 I just realised this is the same jacket she’s posted selfies in before even on twitter.

>>59288748
Yeah I just noticed that, problem there is as a footfag I’m more focused on that sneaky foot when I first look at that.

>>59288748
Yeah, it’s pricey. Will have to keep on an eye on it and see if she gets a little more adventurous, though I’m sure if anything absurdly explicit ever happens it’ll be posted everywhere, and surely she is smart enough at least to not go full out with it while she is still in Hololive.

>>59288476
I got other names if you don't like the name mental asylum
>Antis central
>The den of shit stirrers
>The lair of retards
>The nest of subhumans
>The home of low level schizos
Pick one

toasting in epic bread

>>59288969
You forgot Indonesia.

>>59280737
I stopped watching her because she stopped doing piss videos.
She stopped pandering to me.

>Says she reads every message she gets an Fantia
Would she appreciate knowing the idea she fucks herself with a dildo once a day that is about the same size as me makes me hard as a rock?

>>59287124
are you talking about the clear dildo one where the woman is wearing really long nails? I thought that was Noel

>>59289334
It’s Matsuri.

>>59289355 (me)
You can tell easily because when Noel plays with her dildo she looks like she has no idea what the fuck she is doing, while Matsuri looks like she’s milked a cock or two hundred dry before with that hand job.

>>59280737
Her roommate is very very fuckable how is this woman not able to get any? Even is she is menhera this is one crazy I would absolutely stick my dick in. Sweaty animal sex until I died.

>>59288748
Can someone link her accounts?
If she makes content like this now I'm absolutely going to pay for it.

>dug deep
>Not even five minutes stumbled on Host club yab that tanked her in JP market
>"She'll never recover", anon says
>currently still 9K ccv
This girl has a lot of flaws as human being, but giving up is none of them. Based.

>>59289391
this anon knows his stuff

>>59280737
Why didnt you include that cockloving HSKW realised that she liked women too and that sent her off as well. Gundou got a kiss with tongue from HSKW

>>59289638
It’s been said a few times, getting laid isn’t the issue it’s finding people who are interested in more then a pump and dump.

>>59289638
>Even is she is menhera this is one crazy I would absolutely stick my dick in. Sweaty animal sex until I died.
You'll dump her sooner than you say "let's do it again"

>>59287024
>>59287178
>>59287584

Bless you Anon-chamas. I couldn't find this on the usual sites. Honestly surprised no one had uploaded it on there yet.

>>59288748
> And this one's the latest.
>https://files.catbox.moe/i0lw8j.mov
You just know that as soon as she stopped recording this she started going to town. That’s the video we need, I’d even just take the audio.

>>59289887
That last one isn’t Matsuri, most of the other shit on there isn’t really even worth much honestly. The hand job shit is hot though so hopefully she continues to escalate.

>>59283017
>lesbian
>he has not seen her dildo toys

>>59289936
For sure it will. Just look at Noel's rm. Who would have though she would go this far a few years ago? I guess it all depends on if she sees that it makes her a decent amount.

Any feet?

Imagine paying for porn. Or worse, imagine paying for pictures of cleavage and feet. Once you do that it's time to kill yourself, you're done.

>>59290786
Except leakers, they sate my curiosity, but still imagine paying 100 bucks to see someone giving a handjob to a fake dick, I mean thanks for leaking it, but that's weird if you think about it, and women like that really love on easymode.

>>59290786
>Once you do that it's time to kill yourself, you're done.
Where do you think you are?

>>59290934
I'd pay a lot more than that to see my oshi give a handjob while giggling.

>>59290007
I mean probably, doubt she goes further than that handjob video while she’s still a Holo though.

>>59291440
>while giggling
I wish she had at least made noises or something. That one breath at the end of the video is hot as fuck, if she was a bit more audible during it this would easily become a mainstay in my masturbation habits.

>>59291440
I’d pay $100 for every holo so that we could put the videos side by side and figure out who is the biggest whore based on handjob technique.

>>59292171
I get the feeling she’s trying to keep it somewhat seperate, hence no face shots and minimal voice. Kind of stupid of her then to point out that she was wearing the same clothes as a fanbox post, but no one has ever accused her of being smart.

>>59280737
It's been a while since I read this copypasta but why's there no new update?

>>59287833

>>59292171
Yeah, if they don't show their voices it's kind of pointless.
Might as well watch some random handjob JAV and listen to Matsuri clips and you'd have a better experience.

>>59289638
>This guy doesn't know

>>59289638
Matsuri unironically wants love, not sex.
She wants something serious, someone that cares for her, that reassures and supports her.

>>59292998
Yeah, she goes to fucking host clubs just to have someone to talk to that pretends they care about her. She's just really fucking lonely

>>59292998
>>wants love, not sex
>talks about fetish shit like drinking piss constantly
>streams from the bath talking about how she's "spreading her vagina lips to wash them"
>shares videos of her stretching her naked legs in the bathtub
>posts pictures of her breasts with wet hair barely covering the nipples
>uploads videos of her giving a practiced sloppy glans focused handjob to a dildo
you sure bro

>>59292998
Having a crippling masturbation addiction to the point of supposedly flicking her bean six times a day would suggest to me she doesn’t have someone on hand to aggressively dick her down the way she needs, maybe she is tired of being pumped and dumped. I can… No, I WILL save festival.

>>59293240
He didn’t say she isn’t horny bro, just that she wants someone who wants to be with her for more than sex. Hell she used to menhera post about schoolmates getting married and shit long before she started doing this. Her being hot and having a supremely fuckable body are just bonuses.

>>59293240
She's lonely and depressed and wants to feel loved and desired.
Being a tease and exposing herself like that accomplishes that, but it ultimately doesn't really fill the gaping hole inside of her.

idk if the doxx pics are actually Matuli or not but that girl is 10/10 very cute and I hope she is doing well, whoever she is

After reading this thread I plan to jerk off to Festival for a solid four hours straight tonight.

>>59287833
>It's always fucking cope from virgins like that.
Fat female hands typed this.

>>59293240
No one said she isn't a slut

>>59293240
>feels lonely and unloved
>gets reaffirmation by acting like a slut online
>proceeds to act like a slut online
not exactly hard to understand

>>59293538
Based and same.

>>59293538
Post material.

>>59294425
At work so I can’t post too much right now, I’ll alternate back and forth between the Fantia stuff posted here and actual Festival art while playing the Rust voice packs she did asking (you) to eat her pussy.

Festival idolshit is kino and I'm half convinced it's from all the misery.

Damn, Fest has nice tits.

>>59295615
This has been known for years at this point. Lost her weight from the Fatsuri days but it hung around in all the right places.

How long would a thread like this last if it devolved into talking about Mori’s ‘secret’ Fantia?

>>59296093
She needs hard anal plapping.

>>59296450
Lol
I don't even hate mori but no fucking way her antis would go that low, for their own confused raging hateboner that is

>>59296514
No, but what I mean is the thread would be nuked 2 seconds after the first image was posted.

I know most if not all of this is her fault but I still feel incredibly bad for her and want to save her. Matuli...

>>59297053
It would take a fuck ton of work, but there is a sweet gf material girl hiding under there somewhere.

>>59297053
>>59297376
While OP posted facts, it is not without exaggeration. She reconciled with Luna. Her numbers bouncing up (Honestly very few will ever see their COVID peak numbers/pre saturation again). Situation overall is getting better and she's not beyond saving.
Someone just need to hug her, fucking optional.

>>59283809
What is about lyger? It's been a while since I heard that name because I stopped following matsuri

>>59297449
>Someone just need to hug her,
I will take the bullet for the team.

>>59298110
He went scorched earth in her biggest fandiscord and banned 3/4 of them

I like this thread.

>>59297449
>She reconciled with Luna
Luna sounded annoyed when Matsuri showed up during her collab with Pol, and remember luna got rid of every collab they had together.

>>59296450
>>59296514
Give me the first half of the name so I know what to search

>>59297053
There's something kinda sympathetic about how badly she wants love and yet fucks it up every single time either by overshooting for something obviously out of her league or being too much of a fucked up menhera to appreciate the things she did have until it was too late
I wouldn't actually support her, you can't truly "save" someone like this, but I hope she's able to find peace with herself someday

Yes let's clown on the girl struggling with unrequited love because that's surely something /vt/ has never experienced.

>>59298603
Most of the thread is incredibly sympathetic because many have experienced or did the same mistake. Notice the lack of usual gloating or circlejerk.

>>59280737
i would give everything to try and save her

>>59298603
you're a fag

>>59298603
Almost no one in this thread is "clowning" on her though?

>>59298603
I was surprised opening this and seeing more people feeling bad then anything

2020 bait made by an anti is still effective I see

>>59297053
At the end of the day everyone deserves happiness, but when you think about it, I wouldn't want really cool and good guy end up with a slut.

>>59298603
I can't really clown on her, but it's funny how people more sympathetic to her than anons here, while her situation is way better than any anons here, but they aren't cute girl I guess.

>>59298845
>>59298846
>>59298777
Wait seriously? That's wonderful then.

>>59280737
>Not a single thing in this post is true
>EOPs and cataliggers will just believe it and add it to the lore grimoires anyways
kind of based honestly

>>59297449
She was suicide baiting and cancelled a planned collab on someone elses channel like a week ago anon. Shes still struggling a ton with her menhera fits even if her channel isnt on deaths door anymore.

>>59292998
>>59297053
>>59297376
>>59297449
>>59298467
>>59298793
sorry, but you only deserve love from a good man if you still have a hymen.
this anon >>59298912 is right

>>59299500
I hope she finds a woman who's able to put up with her

>>59280737
why the fuck did I read all of that? How much of this shit is even real and not exaggerated

>>59299735
You'd know that if you weren't incredibly fucking new.
Everything is real. That's the sad part.

Why doesn't she date one of her fans? Don't they love her?

>>59299735
The EN stealing her viewers stuff is stupid and obviously a lot of this is written to make her look worse than it really is, but the general outline is all true

>>59299760
>>59299807
im gonna go cry myself to sleep tonight

>>59283036
there is a second part to the copypasta, but it's been deleted consistently the last few times it's been posted.

I like Festival tbqh

Do they diagnose for BPD yonder in Japan?

>>59299864
Why would you? You obviously never really cared if it took you this long to find out.

>>59300112
Yes, but having any sort of diagnosed mental illness or even just visiting a therapist is basically a death sentence for both your career and social life.
Mental problems are very harshly regarded in Japan, a lot of people straight up pretend they are fake.

Is she the most succesful menheratuber (not kayfabe)?
I only remember her and miguel the cat.

>>59300291
She is tame compared to the cat

>>59300291
Menhera VTubers are cute and for childmaking.

>>59300291
>>59300393
All big VTubers are menhera
It is a necessary attribute

>>59289888
...t-that's some damn impressive skill.

She has cute feet

I would marry and care for Matuli...

>>59300738
Skill comes with practice.

>>59289888
I would let Fest jerk me off and beat my balls as much she wants while doing it.

>>59284080
>For women, it's emotional. Finding someone to fuck is as easy as asking for a smoke. Finding someone to commit to a stable relationship is hard. Impossible, for some.
they usually want a guy to take care of them in other ways too, typically with a height and income requirement
anybody in hololive looking for a man who earns more than them is going to have a difficult time, especially as they get older while those rich men have younger options available elsewhere

>>59301207
>especially as they get older while those rich men have younger options available elsewhere
But rich men love younger girls because they will be dependant on them, I doubt some rich with fuck you money guy wants stuck up rich 23 year old girl.

>>59280737
This is such a schizo tl:dr I have no way of evaluating if any of it is true.
Based on the writing style i assume the author has schizophrenia and choose not to believe.

>>59301476
yeah, that's what i'm saying
while hololive talents hit 17 season 25 or whatever, the rich men they're waiting for to sweep them off their feet are probably out shopping for younger options

>>59300882
I can unironically fix her. I've done it before.

I would give Matsuri the love she needs everyday if only she knew about my existence

>>59299130
could try reading the thread you fucking dipshit retard

>>59303160
This but only if she want back to bring chubby.
t. architect

>>59303402
*being chubby
Sorry my boner stopped me from typing it correctly.

I would love to give Matsuri a fake name and leave her a single mother

>>59301476
>men love younger girls because they will be dependant on them
t. Leftover Woman

>>59282592
Fubumatsu was funny, I still remember the copypasta voice over matsuri did.

>>59286214
I will fly to Japan and make Matsuri scream like that with my dick

>>59302221
It was made by someone mad at her for collabing with the Homos

>>59280737
Where is the Haachama beef arc?

>>59299735
Mostly either lies or taken in an awful way to make her look bad

>>59286171
Polka though

>>59304439
Sorry architec bros, polka has been doing her idol reps way too much.

>>59304498
Sad

>>59290000
>lesbians can't own dildos

So I paid for the fantia because I'm an idiot. There are 139 comments on the paid part of her post showing off her sex toys, that's ¥1,390,000 a month just for posting some rather tame coomer bait to this point.

>>59289638

After reading all of this, the fact that she admitted that she’d be willing to fuck a dog and be in a relationship with one on stream is starting to make more sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9349scgClQ

>>59300291
Matuli is a mess but she's not stupid, that's probably the big difference regarding other menhera chuubas that go the full way and destroy both their fame and wallet.

This is not to say that Matuli doesn't do stupid shit, at her peak menhera'ism with APEX she was bordering 3 view and her fans were begging her to do something else and she didn't give a fuck, not to mention the whole Luna saga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH5ilfa8HZo

>>59304731
Can some big oil Arabian Prince just adopt her and keep her in Dubai?

>>59290007
How far are we talking?

>>59305169
She clumsily fumbles around with a dildo, including sitting on it in a way that would in all likelihood be painful more than it would be pleasurable if she tried to straddle (you) in that fashion, as well as the occasional nip slip.

>>59305169
tits fully out with bandages covering the nipples while slurping on a dildo

>>59305038
Sorry, we're busy auctioning for 16 year old virgin wives, you'll have more luck asking an american drug lord.

>>59304614
Does she have any especially frisky ones?

>>59303896
I'm not saying it's the only reason anon, but why would you get a young rich girl? So she can dump you anytime, while poor young girl will feel dependant on you and overall if her life quality improves with you around.

>>59304614
What's her Fantia?

>>59305368
The handjob on the dildo that was posted here is the hottest one so far, the rest is basically a couple of her showing off her bra, the one in the bath with the hair over her nipples, and one hard nipples poking up under her jacket. She reads every DM she get's on Fantia though supposedly, so you could like send her a dick pic and know she probably maybe sees it or some shit.

>>59305485
I meant the sex toys, but this is good info regardless

Matsuri pretends to be a whore but she'll have the most embarrassing sperg out if a girl she likes irl touches her hand

>>59305485
I want to see Matuli's sex toys...

>>59305628
I reminded of the Lamy rape thing

>>59305611
>>59305644
Oh, my bad.
https://files.catbox.moe/talpje.jpeg
She said that, from left to right she uses them
>Five times a day
>Once a day
>Once a month because it's hard to handle it

>>59305713
>Five times a day
What the fuck
I am a coombrain to the point it is affecting my life and I am nowhere near that.

>>59305713
>Once a month because it's hard to handle it
Wtf is this one, what does it even do?

>>59305213
>>59305303
Last I seen was her tittyfuck arc, there are some that do it better but the taboo is too strong

>>59305839
nvm, I think I get it...
I thought I'm a coomer for jerking sometimes twice a day, but girls are wild creatures lmao

>>59305782
Six when you add in going to town with the dildo as well. If she's got that much free time to masturbate she is probably unironically sexless, which would line up with how lonely she seems to be I guess.

>>59305713
I think Marine is close to that, but she literally ahs a fucking medical condition like that cause her to be horny 24/7. Fucking crazy.

>>59305782
Keep in mind she's probably exaggerating a bit since it sells her image.

>>59305782
You know girls dont have refractory period and can simply cum nonstop right

>>59293240
Where would one find this disgusting content?
Unless it's rm shit then nvm

>>59305985
And they dare to complain? I don't get it...when I'm horny and can't cum properly my dick hurts after two times in one hour, I hate this shit when you cum and it feels like you didn't let everything out...

>>59306125
>I hate this shit when you cum and it feels like you didn't let everything out...
That's worse than being blue balled honestly...

>>59306154
Blueballed is a weird spot, I kinda like it, but hate it. Btw if wanna get rid of blueballs, just punch your leg, it can help sometimes, or shitting helps me too.

>>59287833
Is Mori a model tier woman now?

>>59306211
She had some nice bod and titties before alcoholic arc no? Although I think her body even now looks fine, but she has shitty style, greasy hair and shitty clothes.

>>59298603
reading this hurt way more than it should have

Man, I feel bad for her to be honest. Like yeah she's mental but damn being lonely is fucking horrid

>>59306125
Skill issue.

ZA HANDO

>>59306547
It sucks, and I genuinely wish I could just give her a big hug. I won’t even be in the position to do that though, so instead I’ll jerk off to that handjob video, that dildo is easy for me to self insert into size wise so that’s nice.

>>59306781
>>11050669
Found this. The last part it's pretty rrat worthy, specially the ''do everything Hololive would fire you for and still get featured a fuck ton on compan stuff'', she's definetely fucking some higher up or just did it once and is using it as blackmail material since most of them have wives already.

>>59306821
Anon how fucking small are you? remember this is a tiny asian woman's hand.

What was the Haachama drama?
Think I was a newfag back then

>>59307102
Like 5.5 inches, I don't know if that dildo is actually that size or not, but when all you usually see is chicks with these monster things it's hard to judge how big smaller ones actually are.

>>59307054
>do everything Hololive would fire you
How many people did hololive fire for lying about stuff and being a whore?

>>59305713
none of her fans can compete with this lmao. They've been working on these toys like it's rocket science. She's just gonna end up using it after your pathetic attempts anyway

>>59307259
>How many people did hololive fire for lying about stuff and being a whore?
Exactly one single person and that was long before they had an image as the big happy Holofamily where everyone likes everyone to maintain.

>>59307261
She's gonna share them with a girl willing to sleep on the same bed

>>59307261
Anon, she wants kissed and hugs while getting her rocks off. Until they make actual robots there is a competition, but if there are robots, why would I compete for real women right?

>>59307203
Then congrats anon, you have a monster cock according to japanese standards.

>>59307430
I mean yeah, doesn't help when I don't live in Japan though. Also doesn't change the fact that seeing a woman with something like that makes me feel more comfortable than when a woman has some monster 12 inch thing I could never compete with. If that's Matsuri's standard I could give her what she needs.

>>59307328
If you are talking about Hitomi Chris wasn't it breach of contract and rrats that she slept for her to get in? It's completely different to lying about being virgin/not being in relationship.
I'm just saying that she isnt doing a lot of stuff that would actually be even close to getting fired. Hololive is very lenient towards its vtubers.

>>59307514
>Hololive is very lenient towards its vtubers
Yeah I mean as long as they don't do it on their main. I wouldn't be surprised if they let them do AV kek

>>59307514
>>59307570
Matsuri tweeted about Haachama being shady on her company account, not her RM, that alone is a suspension.

>>59307570
I'd say that would be way damning than Noel stuff, but if someone that is already in Hololive and started doing AV stuff I doubt they would fire her.
But new hire for hololive that is already AV "actor"? I don't know, I don't really see it. Most of RM lewd girls are old hires right?

>>59280962
I do not watch Matuli often, but he fanart makes my dick diamonds.

>>59307514
>If you are talking about Hitomi Chris wasn't it breach of contract and rrats that she slept for her to get in?
Hitomi Chris
>Offered some dude to fuck him if he bought her equipment so she could get into Hololive
>She get's in
>Dude wants her to pay up
>She refuses
>Dude exposes her
>She get's booted
So ironically if Hitomi Christ actually was a whore she may have hung around a bit longer.

>>59307633
>Most of RM lewd girls are old hires right?
From what I know yeah, don't think any new hires do actual risky shit. If they do it's mostly just slightly horny ASMR.

>>59307670
Honestly it feels like fate, since her model just feels so off comparing to other holomems.

>>59307747
>just slightly horny ASMR
That's fine, I was more thinking about borderline porn stuff/selling body on RM.

>>59307798
Yeah don't think so unless I've missed some.
Pretty much just basic youtube ASMR shit

>>59307633
>Most of RM lewd girls are old hires right?
It's literally just Noel and now Matsuri.
Other than that the most you get is some more personal ASMR, but nothing really sexual or even all that horny.

>>59307763
You only really think that because she hasn't been around.

>>59307844
Anons talked about Mel's pussy and Im thinking there was someone else, but I'm probably imagining.

>>59307904
Pretty sure I've seen a Mel ASMR that got pretty steamy. But not Noel levels

>>59307904
Choco has R18 ASMR out there, so does Miko. Fubuki has at least one porn scene in a random ass VN nobody has heard of.
>>59307958
Mel straight up dry humps that mic stand of hers while licking the ears, it's no dildo though yeah.

>>59307904
Mel doesn't do anything lewd on hers.
She does the same innocent ASMR she does on her main nowadays.
There's old pre-Youtube ASMR crackdown ones from her Holo account that are VERY sexual, but nothing ever got anywhere near that level ever again. Choco is in the same boat.

>>59307505
>Also doesn't change the fact that seeing a woman with something like that makes me feel more comfortable than when a woman has some monster 12 inch thing I could never compete with.
It seems your brain has been fried by bbc, bwc and horse dildos, women usually prefer the range of 3 inches to 8, and many times 7-8 are too big for them, you need to be a fucking PRO to take beyond that and even still women will prefer their fingers, those big things you worry about are for the viewer's enjoyment, being a dildo or a hung partner. Many camgirls actually prepare before time when taking something really big and have to ''cum'' for the viewer making them think only horses are able to please them, you're good.

>>59308243
>It seems your brain has been fried by bbc, bwc and horse dildos,
No shit, it's not like I whip my cock out around my friends to compare sizes or something. It also doesn't help that I'm a pretty significant grower, this shit is damn near micro when I'm flaccid.

>>59307988
>Fubuki has at least one porn scene in a random ass VN nobody has heard of.

I am interested, congratulations.

>>59308444
https://files.catbox.moe/l9jhxf.mp3
Enjoy.

>>59308037
>She does the same innocent ASMR she does on her main nowadays.
You made me go look at her NND, and nah she still does some pretty horny shit rumao

>>59308483
Thank you sir, but Mcfee is not happy with the file, would you happen to have the VN name?
For research purpose.

>>59308602
Can't remember it, but if you go to VNDB and search her RM name it should pop up.

>>59308642
Will do

>>59308584
I mean it's horny, sure, but it's the innocent wear cosplay and whisper into a mic kind of horny.
Not masturbating live with your genitals just centimeters off camera and fellating pink plastic dongs kind of horny.

>>59304614
you're a fucking retard

>>59308664
Yeah, but no one ever said she did that. The most she ever did was dry humping the mic stand, which she probably stopped because even NND started cracking down on shit like that, which I think is why Noel started the FC.

>>59305920
>she literally ahs a fucking medical condition
this place has more sperg theories than /pol/ with qanons and flat earthers I swear to god

>>59308877
No Marine has talked about it actually, she has terrible hormone imbalance from having part of her thyroid removed. She has talked about this a few times and complained about it actually. You could probably find multiple clips of it.

>>59307844
I'm new but I thought Mel and sensei also did soft camwhore stuff

>>59308877
That's according to Marine herself anon.
She has a diagnosed hormonal imbalance that, when she googled it, she found out it could increase libido.
Ever since she stumbled upon that she's been blaming it for how horny she always is.
Recently her doctor recommended she takes some hormonal blockers and she had a mental crisis since she's worried she will stop feeling up for all the horny stuff and start finding her viewers disgusting/ not have any patience for them anymore if she starts taking them.

>>59308967
>sensei also did soft camwhore stuff
RJ277717

I need a Towa mindbreak arc where she starts posting slutty shit on Fantia.

>>59286251
Wait what?
I was scrolling through the thread for menhera, but is this real and she's actually whoring herself out? Why She still makes good money at hololive.

When you say nudity how far has she gone? Like is it just her tits or have you seen her brass eye? I honestly thought it would be one of the erolive girls Mel/Choco who ended up like that since they already dip their toes in. Fucking menheras.

>>59309369
Nigga the answer is in this thread, keep fucking reading.

>>59309369
There's literally photos in this thread.

>>59309369
more than half of holo girls run a side gig of some kind, ranging from zero-effort fanbox/patreon/etc to whatever canan is getting away with.
whether the money is good or not.

>>59309465
Jannies deleted them.
Did her RM ever say why she started doing that? She may rival Rushia for self destructive behavior.

>>59309522
Huge difference between that and giving yourself the stigma of whoring yourself out.

>>59309369
>Why She still makes good money at hololive.
If you could make 10 thousand dollars or 20 thousand dollars a month, which would you pick?

>>59309555
i wasn't producing an argument, miss me with your goofy justifications. i was explaining to that guy that side gigs are more common than he thinks, nothing more.

>>59309563
the one that pays the bills with a functioning moral compass.

>>59309623
(You)r moral compass.
Which is meaningless and worthless to anyone else.

>>59309623
Anon your moral compass doesn't exist if you ever used amazon, target, walmart, windows OS, Blizzard, the internet, traveled by plane or any other fossil fuel vehicle, electric vehicles, eaten meat, being a vegan.
The only way you can be free of this cycle is by moving out to the woods and live there with nature.

>>59309555
>Did her RM ever say why she started doing that?
From what I've seen she hasn't acknowledge it on the RM, she's posting it under a different name and keeping her face out of the photos she's posted so far, and the one snippet of voice probably wouldn't even enough to work out who she is if you didn't already know. She seems like she's trying to keep it a separate thing, although she did go ahead and point out matching clothes like a retard.

>>59309859
Hope her and the other girls doing this shit realizes it increases their odds of being alone and single, since guys serious about marriage don't want to marry those kinds of girls.

>>59309859
>>59309859
Her RM being a retard about privacy isn't anything new though, i still remember the whole uber eats "drama", although it was probably just a prank.

>>59310081
She's a young woman with money and a fuck ton of free time because she has an easy job, being smart was never going to be an option for her.
>i still remember the whole uber eats "drama"
I don't remember what this was.

>>59310408
>post a photo on X about a drink, complaining about uber eats
>her fan tell her she shouldn't post it as it will make easier to find her
>some retards do a quote-RT saying "found you~"
>Panic ensue.

Matome here (in japanese)
http://www.anige-sokuhouvip.com/blog-entry-57922.html

>>59310594
Eh, she lives in Tokyo finding her off of an uber eats delivery would be kind of impressive.

>>59310694
Not if you deliberately sabotaged every drink to remember where you dropped what.
No one in their right mind would do this but i have faith in the japanese schizo power level.

Anyway, it was probably just a prank

>>59310820
Thirteen million people live in Tokyo, the odds of some schizo being the guy to get Festival's order is so astronomically low.

>>59307261
This is unironically why I don't view girls using sex toys as a threat, guys literally can't compete with technology. Thankfully women still get lonely and the cunt crusher 4000XL won't be any help there.

>>59310980
NTA but it's even less likely when you consider how many Tokyo residents probably have Uber Eats and other delivery services as a side gig, not even counting the ones who do it full time.

>>59305713
Holy shit imagine her with that sex drive but with her old chubby body, my dick would not have a second of rest.

>>59280737
>>Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice
Who

>>59283197
She's Bi and has/had gfs and bfs. (not rm shit she's talked about it as Matsuri).

How's Lyger? did she suck him yet?

>>59311580
She would probably try to piss on you.

>>59312618
Pretty sure she's straight. I doubt she fucked a girl since she dropped Luna who I'm pretty sure is 100% lesbian.