/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59289988
Doubt it

>>59289988

>>59290318
How come?

Azki is probably the worst holo to make a smug catalog thread with
This might be a Holoboard, but it's a unicorn board too

>>59289988
*the most cucked

>>59290715
What's not unicorn about AZKi? She's cute

>>59290009
>Beaver
Now we have another Holorodent

>>59290897
cmon now, that tweet has that many views for a reason

>>59292441
What are you on about?! What tweet?

>>59289988
picrel is me when AZKi sings

>>59293121
who's gonna tell him
but also it doesnt matter
AZKi cute
/thread

>>59290715
unicorns have brain damage

>>59294174
Yeah, me
Cuck pioneer

>>59290715
AZKi is fine. Male leech orbiters and the ones with random signs of men in their lives are the problem. In part because all women are whores until proven otherwise (marriage) or because they failed to be diligent enough to hide it from fans. The married ones are therefore safe to consume, it's the opposite of whoredom.
>t. Unicorn of the highest order

>>59295232
Here's a strange story.

Michael Tolotos was born in Halkidiki, Greece, in 1856. His mother passed away four hours after his birth without him ever getting to see her face. No father or other family members came forward to claim him, so he was taken to a monastery on Mt. Athos and raised there. Now, Mt. Athos is very important in Orthodox Christianity, and women are banned from entering or even approaching the monasteries there by Greek law; even female animals aren't allowed there. Michael grew up within the gates of the monastery and never ventured outside of them for his whole life, and died in 1938 at the age of 82, having never been in the presence of a woman.

The strangest part of the story is, Michael Tolotos wasn't anywhere near as much of a virgin as you are.

>>59295523
Don't say that it only gives him strength.

>>59295523
>le epic reddit burn!

>>59295523
>not in the archive
>no google results when searching it verbatim
new pasta dropped?

>>59295523
Sorry to disappoint you, I lost my virginity 16 years ago. My penis has penetrated the usual orifices of 6 women. I hope it helps.

>>59295842
>the usual orifices
this guy has never even heard the word "vagina"

>>59295898
I kept it light since >>59295523 read underage to me.

>>59295967
>projecting this hard

>>59296017
Who is farming who for yous at this point?

>>59296055
You're farming you for yous, it's all samefagging

>>59296085
Don't expose me like that, anonchama

>>59295791
It's a pretty common attempt at a roast that makes rounds in facebook groups, youtube comments, and other "You Sir won the internet for today" forums.

>>59296122
No it isn't

>>59289988
Her roommate's last sound horizon singing stream manifested a miracle into a my life and made me remember a very important past I had completely forgotten.

Thank you AZKi!

>>59296179
I've seen it before. Go bait in some other thread.

>>59295625
>>59296122
and i'm sure if it was attacking a post you didn't support you'd be clapping like retards and saying "holy based"

>>59296270
No you haven't

>>59296287
.

>>59296327
bait

>>59296396
Prove it

>>59296122
I literally typed it up today, keep seething though

>>59296650
It's OK to admit you had chatgpt generate a reply for you. Would be less of an L for you that way, too.

What happened here? I just wanted to make a cute thread for my oshi... What is this?!

>>59297069
couldn't help myself, sorry

>>59297069
retards invading AZKi general
instead of arguing post more cute AZKis

>>59296426
>>59296650
open google and search for some combination of michael tolotos, mihaelo toloto, other variants in spelling. story's been used as a virgin insult for ages.

>>59297069
Make a split and not a catalog thread next time

>>59297166
My retarded fugu-eating wife is cute!

>>59297249
That is not the way of the kaitakusha.

>>59297422
Then the kaitakusha are a pack of retards.

>>59297249
What's the difference? If shitters are going to come in regardless does it matter?

>>59295523
And now he's a cadaver and I'm live, so what?

>>59297480
Then don't a whore your oshi

>>59297480
Bored catalogshitters skip any post with too much text in the OP

>>59297545
holy ESL

>>59297545
embarrassing post

>>59297551
Hey! That's not bad of an idea! Next time I'll try it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS90WHDJJqg
Now LIV

>>59297619
AZKI LOVE!

>>59295523
Seems real.

>>59302733
monk mode goals

Please tell me Pioneers are married chads and they buy AZKi merch because they respect AZKi has a content creator and a singer and not because they have feelings for her, I beg you

>>59303688

>>59303688
I am.

I love azki threads

Pioneer seems like a pretty chill dude.

>>59305806
Holy based I kneel, most Pioneers are like you, right?

>>59306156
I can talk for myself, don't know about others but I hope they're doing fine too.

>>59303688
almost my 4 year anniversary

>>59289988
>strongest
Majority of holofags never gave a shit about her before the geoguesser and the new costume, I remember several people not even knowing she was a holomem back in 2021 and before

>>59307314
It doesn't matter when you discovered her, just like Jesus the important part is finding her

I have feelings for Azki so what

>>59303688
Anon I...

plan to make the meme of dying a billionaire virgin come true.

I respect AZKi because she loves music more than me and is a model for what a positive mindset can accomplish.

>>59309932
but why? Some people don't have children because they think they can't afford to sustain them, and you seem like a good person, it could be a waste

>>59310626
Maybe he doesn't like kids in general

>>59310626
I already went through being the parent of children which were unfortunately my parents and who to this day still remain children.
Like every parent after being freed from their children I desire freedom and don't want to experience the same process a second time.
In the best case I may change after a decade of enjoying freedom but it will be quite late then.

Does fapping to AZKi getting railed make me a Pioneer?

>>59313592
I don't think so

>>59313592
Depends if it's a one time thing or if the desire remains later.

>>59313592
Yes

>>59289988
They're definitely the cutest.

>>59289988
who

My single biggest regret in chuuba fandom is not buying her 2nd album in 2020.