/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59247932

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVZdl3sifnk

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6wUT7s4668
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igGPVWT0tKc&t=95s

I Cannot Stand This【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HapAxpaFnSY&t=10033s
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

Thought I had read that quote before, but it was from a regular post and not a page header. You win this time.

>>59248105
It was me, lol.

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

>rt'd the cheerleader art
Yeah I'm thinking it's a sex thread this time

>Reposted it
Cutesex wins again.

>>59248220
>>59248250
Wasn't expecting that. She's going to be horny on stream today.

>>59248284
She also liked the strip game.

>>59248284
Novelite what stream hasn't she been horny

>>59248314
Extra sex week incoming.

I hate novelights

>>59248314
>Specifically singled out this one
What did she mean by this?

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

Another beautiful piano piece that hangs...

>>59248440
Would she get in trouble if she reposted it?

I want to break Shiori's piano.

>>59248533
Maybe she would have reposted a raw version of the art?

>>59248533
Don't think so.

Is she throwing us a curveball? She can't be horny again. Rusty Lake Hotel was only two weeks ago. Four weeks ago, there was an NGO stream, a famous no-sex-allowed stream.

>>59248680
Shiori can be horny whenever she wants. The Novelites however, must only be horny when Shiori wants them to be.

If she ever played something like Emil's theme I think I'd cry
https://youtu.be/yzAWG63p6LI

>>59248437
what did we do

The Petra clipper returns with his 8th Shiori clip in a row... Anya-Petra global is basically committing ritual suicide over this

>>59248868
I'm subbing to him with my 3 accounts immediately

Wasn't today the day of the community writing prompts? Always Mondays and Fridays?

>>59248868
I laughed.

>>59248955
I thought it was Tuesday and Friday.

>>59248864
stupid

Wtf his editing is actually amazing.

>>59249094
Ah I see, thanks

>>59249128
Wanna kiss?

>>59249128
I think jailbirds deserve a hug after what they went through recently, but now they're battle hardened veterans like us.

>>59249405
I never leave here and one other slow split, what happened?

>>59248868
I'll give you a (You) clipper. Better than giving it to this campbirds.

>>59249405
I trust only the Novelites. I will accept the Jailbirds, but I will also judge them.

>>59249558
She moved the topic too fast...

Shiorin the I love you Twitter audio...

Shiori is just horny

Shiori... the members post of how you day went... show to us that you actually ate today... please...

Shiori the 'have a good day oniichan' posts

Shiori plz paint a chode on my physics teachers car

I want to smooch Shiori as she wakes up...

she actually gave it a like haha

>>59250128
Bro go to bed

>>59250128
Today is a good day for cutesex.
I wonder if she wants to see the next stage of that.

>>59250177
not my image, I just found it on the catalog

>>59250212
What were you doing on the catalog, Novelite?

>>59250212
Are you cheating on Shiorin?

>>59250212
>logelite
Give me your crops, instantly.

>>59250284
I like browsing it, what are you going to do about it punk

>>59250416
Most people frown upon crawling in dumpsters and dilapidated crack dens that are still occupied

>>59250416
>likes browsing logs
Pajeet...

>>59250496
Shiori would totes go dumpster diving for a vid if she were allowed.

>>59250128
Did she like the version with the skirt?

>>59250549
No. Just part 2.

>>59250615
Based, pantyhose is erotic

>>59250531
That's going to be her wish for 1m subs

>>59248868
I have no ill will towards Anya or a Niji of some kind. Hell I love Anya in Holocure now so its sad to think her fans mght be sad

>>59248868
I'll always wonder what the Holo thinks when their clipper does something like this. If they're sad. Especially when it's a dedicated clipper.

>>59250755
?

>>59250836
Eh, people come and go, nobody should expect anyone to stick around and clip the same person all the time. That guy hasn't done exclusively Petra clips since the start anyways

Will she join Fauna's VC?

>>59251072
Just saying I feel bad for the Anya fans if they think they lost a dedicated clipper. Anya is cute

>>59251187

>>59251187
WHY'D YOU SAY THAT, now I'm afraid I'd miss it if it actually happens, it starts at 12 am for me and I need to sleep.

>>59251236
???

>>59251187
I know you're lacking Shiorium but cmon

>>59251295
Just sleep, Novelite. You might be able to catch the stream that way. Stream is more Shiorium

Any writefags here? I require cheerleader Shiori stories.

>>59251557
I j*u.
Give me a prompt and wait like an hour.

>>59251187
Hopefully

>>59251634
Coming home from a rough day at work to cheerleader Shiori waiting to cheer you up. That or her specifically cheering you on during a sports event.

>>59251907
The only sport I've ever played is Tennis.
Does that even warrant cheerleading?

>>59251634
Your average rich novelite is playing FGO, and he decides to invite seven cheerleaders dressed as Shiori to flash him their tits as he rolls. They wrote FGO ANNA on their tits in support of his favourite character. Hilarity ensues when they fuck up the order, flash their tits and it says ANON FAG.

>>59252083
Whatever sport you can write about. Tennis could warrant it I guess

>>59252421
I changed my mind, I'll do the work version, more personal. Expect it after I do my usual morning shit.

>>59252599
Do you sleep like 4 hours?

>>59252687
6 or less. I reviewed anons investigator fic and fell asleep shortly after. I take naps in the afternoon sometimes to compensate or sleep in on weekends to catch up.

>>59251187
I fucking hope so

What if I don't want them to get along?

>>59251557
Today was a pretty shit day. You were yelled at by your boss for mistakes you never made. You were made to work overtime, and you had to escort your drunk supervisor home after he vomited over the restaurant floor during drinks. Your only solace lay beyond the door in front of you. Your own personal angel. Slapping your cheeks you cheer yourself up a little, can't look sad now, not for her. Fishing your keys out of your briefcase you unlock the door slowly. You hear scrambled footsteps coming closer and you know that she's waiting. You put on the best smile you can manage and open the front door. "I'm home," you announce.

There she is, your wonderful wife, Shiori Novella. She's waiting for you. Her hair brushed over her shoulder in a light braid she's positively beaming at you. "Welcome home, how was your day?" She inquires, almost jumping into your arms and locking you in her embrace. You feel your face assaulted by a quick peppering of kisses. She keeps her arms locked around your neck but pulls her face back to survey yours. "It was fine," you listlessly reply, wishing you could manage more enthusiasm. Shiori's eyes meet with yours, she stares at you wordlessly, surveying you. "I see, it was like that, you poor thing." Shiori slowly runs her hands down your chest before stepping back with a bounce. "Stay here, I've got something for you."

You see Shiori retreat upstairs while you take off your shoes and put your briefcase down on the cabinet next to the entrance. You wonder what Shiori could have in store for you. Dinner perhaps? You sniff at the air a few times and indeed, you can smell something wonderful cooking. But the kitchen isn't upstairs. Curious. You move into the living room instead and slump down on the couch. Another day over. You sometimes wonder if the wage slave life is worth it, worth all the trouble and strife. At times you think that Shiori might be the only thing in the world keeping you going, but, is that not enough? She is of course your precious wife.

Hearing a flurry of footsteps rush down the stairs you sit up a little, breaking your depressive mood. "You didn't wait by the door for me," Shiori pouts as she enters the living room, noticing you had moved. "Sorr-" You start, but cut yourself off when you see her. Or more what she's wearing. Having done her hair up in the cutest twintails you've ever seen, there's Shiori. She's wearing a... she's wearing a cheerleader's outfit? It's quite revealing, the skirt was short showing her milky thighs and the top cuts off just below her ample breast. You gulp. Yellow pompoms in hand she places one hand on her hip and the other she extends toward you, shaking it energetically. "Well, like it?" Shiori asks, a mischievous smirk on her face.

"W-what, where did you get that?" You stammer, not knowing where you should look, letting your eyes roam all over her body, taking it all in. "Lately you come home a little depressed, so I thought I'd buy something to cheer you up." Shiori explains, shaking her pom poms and swaying her hips to an imagined beat. "I owe you for all the great work you do to take care of me, so, consider this your reward for always working hard." Still dumbfounded, you watch as Shiori giggles while spelling out the letters with her body. L-O-V-E Y-O-U. "Cheer up, cheer up, my wonderful husband. Become energetic again, my lovely husband."

Watching Shiori's routine you felt a warmth in your heart you were sorely lacking through your earlier tribulations during the day. You were being healed. Then, you noticed something. The way she jumped up and down, not caring if her fluttering skirt exposed the black lace panties she was wearing underneath drew your eyes to the area under her smooth stomach. Likewise, you swear that you saw peeks of her underboob, she wasn't wearing a bra. You could tell that much by the way her breast jiggled freely with her movements.

Realizing you were staring in certain places Shiori shook her pompoms to gather your attention back to her face. "It looks like my plan worked," Shiori commented, examining you carefully, a wide smile on her face. She then moved closer, and closer, until she was straddling you. Her face was a little red from exerting herself, that and a little embarrassement. Snaking her arms around your neck, still holding the pompoms, now behind your back, Shiori bought her face close to your ear, whispering in the sweetest, but most seductive voice you had heard. "After dinner, I'll cheer you up using a more hands on method~"

And with that, you knew the night had only just begun, and that you'd be able to do your best tomorrow.

>>59253431
You're the problem

>>59253984

>>59254113
>hearted one comment in latest community post
>didn't heart many comments on latest video
rrats?

>>59254259
Does she know?

>>59254311

Shiorin has tuberculosis...

The library I work in has gotten so cold, I love Autumn so much. I've been saving all of this oreo's Everhood VOD while life has been a lot thank you for the kind words a few threads ago but I assume I'm in for chaos and meowing, very excited?

>>59254306
Pretty much all the same people comment, maybe she's just tired.

>>59254257
nyaori wouldn't do this

>>59254709
She did remark in the rock stream she appreciates new viewers. I bet the audience she has is boring her.

https://twitter.com/boffle_floffle/status/1705048331355816281?s=46&t=P_AzxPh-xpbgTRYAloxDyQ
These guys are impressive .

>>59254695
my dying wife...

>>59254783
My cringe has finally bored her nice.

>>59254703
A lot of cute improved songs, fun streams
I hope you're doing better now!

>>59254306
>rrats
in the walls

>>59254807
Is this.. our band anon?

I want to be Shiorin's Razumikhin...

>>59254783
I'm day one and she liked the cringe I posted on her last VOD, surprisingly. Wouldn't know about anyone else since I don't read their comments.

>>59254703
Crazy, crazy. Show tits?

>>59255069
I did as well, not on the video tho, got it on the schedule too.

>>59254955
Thank you Novelite! I'm on the mend, it's more my mum so I'm really slow at the moment with threads and VODs but I do come and lurk when I am around. So ready for her cute songs, I've seen clips on Tweeter and she's too adorable, what did we do to deserve her?

>>59255114
You should only be interested in Shiori's tits anon!

Shiori's community interaction still weirds me out... why does she care so much...

>>59251557
>>59251907
>>59252599 (me)
7am brain, gogo! Enjoy the story. Remember to any writefag that want's to learn or be one. Don't write something when you're distracted or your mind's still foggy. Hopefully quality doesn't reflect my 7am jwu brain. I had to think about a dinner that didn't need to be reheated and could be eaten instantly, took like 10 minutes just by itself. There isn't much cheerleading honestly, moreso just the outfit.
>You're working the hours away, it's tiring, it's draining, but it's gotta be done.
>You take your phone out and message Shiori, apologizing to her because of plans the two of you had made, which now need to be put on hold or cancelled.
>"Sorry Shiori, I said I'd be home early for you tonight, but I gotta get this done."
>After sending the message, you slump in your chair, sighing heavily, before resolving yourself to continue. The longer you take, the more you feel as if you're disappointing Shiori
>The day finally ends, you check your watch, somewhat upset with yourself that it's already 8pm.
>You get up and start to walk out of the office building, as you exit, a message appears on your phone
>It's from Shiori. Dread creeps into your mind, pessimistic thoughts start forming in your head before you even open the message. "God, she's mad at me isn't she?"
>You close your eyes, take a deep breath in, then open it.
>To your surprise, she doesn't appear to be mad, all the message says is: "Don't buy dinner tonight if you'll be late, I got something for you."
>An awkward smile creeps onto your face, followed by even more sighing. It seems your pessimism isn't going away tonight, instead your thoughts pivot from: "She's mad at me." to "What did I do to deserve her?"
>Your walk home isn't doing you any favours, it's cold out, you forgot your coat, the street lights are dim, there are dogs howling throughout the neighbourhood which only serve to annoy you.
>You arrive home, your eyelids are getting heavy.
>You then make a decent effort: "Shiori? I'm home."
>No response
>Your pessimism from earlier has returned: "Yep, she's definitely mad."
>You walk into the kitchen and see a meal prepared for you on the dining table and a note.
>The note reads: "Anon, I know you've been working hard, here's your meal, made with lots of love, Shiori."
>You sit down, it's pasta salad
>You grab a fork, stabbing into the lettuce, chicken and a cherry tomato, and put it into your mouth
>Although tired, you're able to enjoy the taste, the mix of onions sauce, vinegar, and sesame oil that was used as a dressing compliments it well, you can taste the umami and the tanginess of the vinegar.
>A smile appears on your face, it was clearly made with a lot of effort.
>You continue to eat the meal in silence.
>Once the meal is finished, you stand up from your seat, and a surprise manages to get you
>Shiori has put her arms around you from behind, was she waiting for this moment?
>"Did you like your meal?" she asked, her tone somewhat of a whisper.
>You gently rest your hands over hers: "Yeah, I did." you respond.
>She then starts walking backwards, with her arms around you. You're tired so you let yourself be dragged along.
>She drags you into the living room, then makes you turn around.
>As you turn around, you notice what Shiori is wearing instantly, before you could comment on it, she pushes you onto the couch.
>A cheer leader's outfit, the top leaves her tummy exposed, the skirt is kind of short, but what you notice isn't so much the outfit she's in, but moreso her face.
>Smug, confident, a smirk that screams: "Tonight will be fun."
>She sits on your lap, putting her arms over your shoulders and then she leans in and whispers in a playful, yet somewhat soothing tone
>"Anon, you've been working really hard for some time now, you've been coming home and apologizing a lot, today you even look depressed, did you think I wouldn't notice?"
>She hits every nail on the head, you can't even deny it so instead you do the same thing, you apologize, or at least you try to.
>Before you could even say sorry, she puts a finger to your lip
>Instead, she starts cheering for you, she has no pompoms with her, but her cheering song is one of her many, many improvised songs
>The tune is slightly off, the words don't all make sense, perhaps it's because of the time, but you can tell she's put effort into this, for your sake
>You start to laugh a little, followed by a smile
>Your weariness from before is starting to fade
>She notices this and returns you a smile, then that smile turns into another smirk, one would even describe it as 'mischievous'
>"Well anon, you owe me now for this, I had to shop online for this outfit and I saved it for times like this."
>She gets off your lap, then turns around, and sits on your lap again, this time her back is pressed against your chest, her butt is pressed against your crotch fully.
>You begin to blush, and your body begins to react as it typically would
>"Show me your gratitude, anon~"

>>59255204
Expose mammaries.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Does Shiori own any Bitcoin?

>>59255303
You really want that calcium, those sweet milkies full of knowledge and dewey decimals, don't you, Novelite?

>>59255274
thanks bro
>gosling.jpg

>>59255374
novelites need milky milky to become big and strong

>>59255264
She wants us to be happy, healthy and to be fulfilled. She's going to do her best to encourage us any way she can, and good community interaction promotes that.

>>59255374
I'm /fit/bro. I need GOMAD.

There is Shiori spam on the catalog.

>>59255496
Typical Monday night. It is of no concern to us, Novelite.

>>59255496
Happens with every schedule release. It's whatever.

>>59255374
That's how Novelites grow big and strong. Milk and books.

>>59255374
Ay, Shiori. How about you shove tits instead of giving us kisses. Make us all sad and then boom, tits.

>>59255565
I want an I love you...

Shiori has used her voice a lot.

I want a lap pillow...

>>59255595
I want her to rub my head and scratch the mic, but we must settle for the k*sses. Otherwise, anons cry.

>>59255400
You're welcome.
>ShioriSmiling.png

>>59255660
She did say she wanted to work on training her voice for longer streams back in the Only Up stream.

>>59255274
Great write as always.

I need more Shiori Gaming, I want to see her spend 3 hours in a boss

>>59255756
IN a boss?

Work and life is getting to me pretty bad. I think I'll just stick to her vods, maybe I'll tune in to her membership streams live.

My zatsus from the zatsu queen...

> 5'1
> naturally black and white hair
> huge boobies and hips but 124lbs
> sweater addict

am I winning the Shiorilottery

>>59256015
Reveal mammaries

>>59256015

>>59256015
Would you mind if you became a character in a Femnovelite x Dimitri fanfic where Shiori gets to watch?

>>59256225
Not one bit, I genuinely love Shiori and I think she is so so cute she gives me so much joy, go wild
She's into cucking, I am not

>>59256015
>>59256267
Demonstrate udders

If you ever feel inadequate, just remember that nno matter how cripplingly autistic and socially retarded you are you're still better than Jake

Novelknights, to arms.

>>59256302
I really love how you change up the words each time, udders is my fav so far

>>59256310
fuck that bitch he is not doing his reps at all

>>59255829
You know what I meant...

>>59248533
Shouldn’t be a problem. Matsuri has retweeted art of herself getting fucked, and I’m pretty sure Mori retweeted art of Kiara eating her out.

Does Shiori like when we scream into the void?

>>59256310
I can't ever hate Jake because he is a fellow Novelite. I just hope he does his reps and eventually dials back his autism in superchats.

>>59256480
No because she doesn't hear it that way

>>59256482
I don't know.
As an outsider that only ever read about holo until Shiori, it screams "Gabe." situation.
But that's only my perception of the situation, I wasn't there for it in person.

>>59256480
Only if it's Maraca time. She is afraid of scizo yelling.

>>59256557
Jake is Gabe's alt.

>>59256557
Gabe is on a whole different level from Jake. Let's just hope Jake never gets to that.

>>59256482
Letting him be is how kronies are the way they are

>Jake will win the lottery to meet and greet Shiori when it happens

If you're going to read Crime and Punishment, you definitely should not go to a site with archive or libraryg.. in the title and search "Michael Katz Dostoevsky" instead of reading the public domain rushed Constance Garnett translations, or, hell, exchange currency for goods or services
https://www.amazon.com/Crime-Punishment-Translation-Fyodor-Dostoevsky/dp/1631495313

>>59256716
Hi Gabe

>>59256716
Normally I don't care enough for a qrd, but now I want one because I wanna see the comparison. so, gimmie the qrd.

>>59256716
As long as Jake doesn't start trying to get her to stream her off-stream games (especially Minecraft), he's already better than Gabe. Actually, the fact that Novelites aren't crying about her playing shit off-stream is already a good sign. If you really have to compare Jake to a notorious Kronie though, he's Rice-tier.
t. was there from the beginning of Gabe's Kronii arc

>>59256482
Same, he's just moderately annoying. I deal with worse than him all the time irl, so honestly if Jake is the worst we've got then we're doing alright.

there are regular posters worse than jake in this thread

>>59257232
Yeah me

>>59257232
Yeah but it's better to spill your retardation here anonymously than in her chat publicly right in front of her. Not that that excuses the retards here mind you.

>>59257232
True, at least Jake gives Shiori $ beyond memberships unlike me

>>59257306
I can't believe Shiori gave this a like.

Stop shitting the board Novelites, I don't hate Shiori, in fact, I think she's alright, but you faggots are quickly becoming the worst fanbase
I know you cunts will deny this and blame false flags but I'ts easy to see the truth
so the two or three faggots /here/ who always break containment; nice, you're doing a good job at making me hate your Oshi

>>59256482
>>59256716
>>59257133
>>59257138
>>59257232
>>59257342
JIDF pls go

>>59257448
IS THAT

>>59257359
>Yorick, it's 4 PM time to suffocate inside my cleavage for another cowkini pic

>>59257448
Bro I'm still banned from the last time I posted this, I've been using data...

Reading through >>59251870 was enlightening.

>>59257396
Link to posts

SHIORI ON FAUNA TELLY

SHIORI IN FAUNA

Shiori on Fauna stream!

So FUCKING TROO MEGAN YOU FAT CUNT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Finally...it happened...
I'm so happy...

>early dose of Shiorium
I'm gonna overdose brehs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UUUUUUUUUUUUU~
They're in the same stream

Shiori is part of Fauna's harem now... It's over...

I went out to dinner, go one without me anons

>Fauna is the dense harem MC
kek

>>59256482
Jake is undeniably a faggot for being such an outrageous attention whore
But so are you for giving him attention

>Nerissa on stream
That's an easy skip

Well, there's one schizo.

>>59257851
I'm not even the one who brought him up, I'm replying to someone...

Shut the fuck up Nerissa

Hey wait this fauna girl is kinda a meanie bully >:(

She's building her house offstream...

Biboo is streaming too, in case you want to avoid Saplings (hell, i fucking wish)

>all that dead air
They're never collabing again

>>59258030
I don't think that'll make any difference

Wait, she's been at this for months? Damn, dedication.

>>59258030
Saplings are harmless and rapeable. And fertile

SAY SOMETHING SHIORI

>>59258008
No more cute Minecraft dates.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE BLOCK GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's it, Jake it's your turn to send a schizo aka to Shiori and tell her to build stuff on stream

Was it Shiori that said, "I showed you my (unintelligible), does that mean we have to get married?" like 5 minutes ago?

>>59258116
The blondes and yellow haired holos yearn to build megastructures in largely inactive servers

Comfy pokemon talk is comfy

>>59253537
>>59255274
Was the og anon who asked. Thanks lads!

I'm so glad this is happening

>>59258437
Fauna's blonde?

Hope this calms down the collabschizos.

WHORE IS DEAD

>>59258682
Too bad the antis are going to meltdown.

Thanks for the info I didnt know there was the biggest MC EN collab in years happening now

>>59256798
Audible has a free audibook version narrated by Anthony Heald if you've got a membership
I'm enjoying it, the VA manages to sound convincingly like some paranoid freaking out schizo. I dunno if the characters are all meant to sound like that but it's cool
What makes the Katz translation so good? I bought a physical David Mcduff translation for like $10 so I can progress thru the book faster but haven't touched it yet

Looks like Nerissa didn't fly so good.

>>59258778
Hey did you know Fauna and all of Advent including our Shiori~n are currently helping Fauna build her world tree?

>>59257448
>Nicely drawn kinda shiny nips that fade into soft skin
I dunno why this is standing out to me, but this seems incredibly rare for some reason in my mind
First time I've ever thought the words "Those nipples look beautiful"

>stuffs

NUMBERS HATE

Biboo has a milk set.

>>59248314
Just checked again and she liked part 1.

>>59259212
yeah, my milk btw

I hate the number of attention fags shiori has in her char, I know every chuuba has them, but shiori seems to have a LOT

Shiori, please leave. I don't want to watch this.

Number of schizos seems to have gone up today. Is it all the falseflag catalog threads?

>>59259380
Just don't watch LOL, imagine watching a Collab with N*Rissa in it

>>59259413
Nah, I just hate collabs and I don't watch them. This was surprise and now Shiori is live and I have to watch it. Doesn't mean I'll like it.
>>59259455
But SHIORI!!!!

>>59259507
You're part of the problem. Either quit your faggotry or fuck off.

>>59259507
We have a stream later bro, just close the stream and do something else, collabs add nothing of value anyway, people only like them because they watch other girls

This sort of posting is in all related generals. Very organic

>>59259541
No. Look.
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAABS

FUCK I was watching G Gundam and didn't realize she was in Fauna's stream. What have I missed?

>>59259602
Yeah we're supposed to like everything now, funny how that sounds

>>59259507
I believe the best option would be you to kill yourself

they hate collabs because they realize they'll never be as close to her as the other girls
that's her real friends not you

Good time to be a Sapling/novelite hybrid.

Im glad they are getting along

>>59259584
This desu everything relevant will be posted here or global. Just don’t shit up the thread either way

You faggots who said shiori and fauna would immediately hit it off must feel so dumb right now

What just happened?
Did Shiori just activate her latent bully mode?

>>59259803
Its not like shes hit it off with any other EN member that isnt advent

The only reason I hate collabs because they are unironically 90% of the source of all drama on this ENTIRE board. Jesus Christ, I don't know what it is about having more than 1 vtuber on screen at a time that brings out complete fucking mental illness in people here.

>>59259644
She pulled a Mori and got lost for a while.

>>59259822
don't be silly, she's against bullying

>>59259822
Not a one-on-one collab, retard.
You know how quiet she gets in these.

>>59259822
Autism moment.

>>59259803
Its mostly saplings who keep regurgitating that shit.

I love my participating-in-social-events goth GF.

>>59259803
Wait for the 1on1 collab. Fauna is always a bit quiet in larger collabs because she doesn't want to talk over anyone.

>>59259872
Drama you could easily avoid anon. By , hiding and ignoring

>>59259887
>>59259893
Shoulda clarified a lil, I genuinely dunno what she said and wasn't paying attention, just the post lil freak out

>>59259741
If only they were actually interacting

would YOU let Shiori fill your hole?

>>59259872
>Letting the subhumans in the catalog influence your opinion.
You are the weakest novelite.

>>59259803
They legitimately cannot see beyond the goth comparisons that they have very little in common. Reddit fags being retarted yet again.

>>59259985
I would let Shiori peg me.

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>shiori: I'm going to fill holes
>fauna: restrained laughter
hehehe

You guys complaining about shiori barely talking to fauna like she doesn’t have this attitude with the rest of EN. You should know by know that it takes her a while to get used to people so please kindly fuck off.

There is more dead air in this four-person collab stream than in a shiori solo stream.

>>59260166
Saplings like to complain when nobody gives their oshi any attention

>>59260114
This hole was made for me!

>>59260166
Did you not notice the obvious sapling raid?

I wish she would stream her PoV

Lewd Shiori's noise

>>59259860
I'm not watching the stream due to other stuff, but she wasn't bad at all in the myth anniversary collab

>got kicked out of global they come here
i'll stick to /hlgg/ later nerds

>>59260166
Anyone here complaining has obviously never watched her and are probably raiders or false flaggers.

>>59260415
This thread is quickly becoming unbearable.

>Not a black company
Hmmmmmmmm I dunnooooo

Can't you guys just watch the stream instead of whining or doomposting more?

Just now realized Shiori is on the MC VC
Have I missed any cute moments with Fauna?

Yeah i think im gonna skip this idk why shiori acts like this when its not a full advent collab.

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, WE COULD MAYBE PUT OUR MINECRAFT BEDS TOGETHER

>>59260581
I'm defending her without watching the stream while I take a shit (sorry for providing Yous)

This is Shiori's best EN friend outside of Advent, by the way.

>>59260626
What do you mean? Her behavior in Gmod was pretty bantery maybe she just doesn’t connect well with fauna

>>59260759
I want them to collab just because of the autism and their sex models together. In something competitive

>>59260626
Because shiori just wants to hangout with advent despite playing minecraft which shes not really a fan of.

>>59260760
Gmod collab didn't have Nerissa, it was the best

>>59260606
>>59260114

>>59260759
>deadbeats shitposting and trying to sow division
Classic

>>59260759
Yet they wont 1-1 collab or anyone who’s not advent

shiori loses all rights to lecture biboo about eating

shiori didn't eat yet...

>>59260760
Because she doesn’t like hanging around fake bitches.

>Shiori hasn't eaten, yet again
Mother fucker. Woman, please. I'm going to become a dinnerbeggar.

>>59261049
Calm down Rhy.

>>59261088
Who? I'm Tim.

>>59261049
I thank you and Shiori for reminding me I haven't eaten today, gonna order something while watching

>I should eat something before I work later
We're just work for her...

Shiori gone...

sadness

YES YES YES YES

You can all stop false flagging now.

I miss Shiori already

wait wtf, what did she say - why did she leave to quickly??

>>59261272
Kys

It hurts that I will never get a Seishun 18 ticket with Shiori and spend hours upon hours riding local trains across Japan together enjoying the countryside and talking as we travel together and enjoy our fleeting youth

>shiori left to eat
good for her

There she goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

You can go back to the catalog now sisters

>Doesn't go see a doctor
>Doesn't eat all day
Are we going to have a hospital arc??

>I leave to get dinner.
>When I get back, Shiori leaves to get dinner.
Sasuga.

>>59261276
same

Is it time for concernfags?

>>59261240
The truth comes out...

>>59261319
This. Fucking collab beggars, I swear.

>>59261321
All day? She wakes up late.

>>59261286
Go back to the catalog and neck yourself.

>>59261337
Are you me?

>>59261406
I only post here so, no~

Did we finally get rid of the saplings?

Damn it i was really hoping for some faunshiori kino

>>59261049 (me)
Did I curse it? I'm sorry.

>>59261501
she's /here/

>>59261490
>>59261494
Kek the timing of these post is perfect

>>59261501
This is all your fault fuck you buddy

>>59261501
Of course you would be a sapelite.

>>59261501
Yes, now bend over.

>>59261494
You must be new if you think shiori was gonna banter with a non-advent member

One day we'll get more than a few minutes of Mumei/Shiori and my excitement for a collab between the 2 Holo EN members I watch (not named Haachama) collapses

Shiori... the dinner eating twitter audio please.

>>59261490
You made me miss Shiori already, now kill yourself

>>59261637
At this point its up to shioris manager to force her ti 1-1 collab with a senpai

>>59261602
>The choice of reaction pic makes me a sapling
Guess I like pekora now.
>>59261633
Nyo.

I don’t care if it’s considered collab begging which senpai do you guys think will eventually collab with shiori if it ever happens?

>>59261049
Funny you said that, because it'd be breakfast for me
T.SEA

>>59261762
All of them.

>>59261762
>think

>>59261762
Hoping? Kronii realistically? Probably mori or ame

>>59261762
Fuck senpais, I want a Ririka collab

>>59261762
fauna, mori, mumei, miko

>>59261819
THIS. GIVE ME THIS.

>>59261762
Eventually all of them in some capacity, probably
However one day she WILL be in 3D with Ame

>>59261762
It WILL happen and it WILL be kino.

>>59261762
If it’s going to happen its going to be because management is going to force the ones who haven’t collabed with advent yet to do one with shiori and if thats the case the answer its irys or ame

>>59261718
In all seriousness, I don't have any problems with her not collabing/limiting her collabs to people she's comfortable with, I just find that image funny and this was a decent excuse to post it. If Shisus is /here/ I apologize.

>>59261935
Can management even do that?

>>59261848
They'll just bouncing their sagging tits together without saying any words because of language barrier

>>59261973
It will be heavily pressured, shit like that has happened before.

>>59262005
I don't see the issue.

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is really heckin' cute.

>>59262005

>>59261935
Kronii…..gura…..

>>59262180
I just names the ones that were more likely to happen.

>>59261973
No.
And anyone that says it does is a catalogtard trying to start shit.

>>59261762
This collab.

What Korone gif got Shiori interested in Hololive?

{Alerta} {Alerta} Bijou closed her mouth

>>59262682
Kissable lips

>>59262682
I just want to pinch her cheeks while I clap Shiori's cheeks!

>>59262682
big if true

>>59262682

>>59263118
:

Oh i'm sorry, I thought this was The Shiori Novella.

>>59263210

>>59263210
Welcome Novelight

>be me
>"Hey her livestream in 2 hours, there's plenty of time for chill"
>Enjoying my coffee
>Open this thread
>She's on fauna telly
>I am late
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIORIN WHY YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
P..please send me a message if you want to raid your senpai.

>>59263210
We're too long to be a true Novella, sorry

Would you love Shiori if she was a wyrm?

>>59263413
wrym*

>>59263210
Heh

What kind of beer should I get to continue nursing a buzz through Shiori's stream?

>>59263210
The shiori novella’s two blocks down.

>>59263513
Sapporo

>>59263513
Not a beer, but get some strong zero.

i was taking a nap...

>>59259872
>Imagine caring for the drama
>Imagine caring for the catalonigger
Weak mind, hate.

Shiori hates us...

>>59263725
Don't ever sleep again

>>59263659
I've enjoyed myself some strong zero in the past while visiting Japan, but in the U.S. you have to order that shit online and it's not roughly $1 a can like it is in Japan.

>>59263725
Sleep forever

>>59263401
I think if we hit page 1000 we should officially evolve into The Shiori Novel

>>59263892
Ah, here in Aus it's like 6 dollars a can.
Didn't know they didn't really sell it in the states though.

Had it been viable she never would have joined Hololive. She would have preferred staying independent. She's fighting some demons for selling out.

Shut the fuck up

>new ip
You're not fooling anyone

Shut the fuck up
You're fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here

>>59263513
Non-alcoholic beer, get sober and protect your brain cells for Shiorin

>>59264499
Nta but you sound really lame right now my guy.
Anyway I recommend getting some Heineken

If Shiori says she takes a while to warm up to people. Is she being genuine on stream?

>>59264689
Gomen, I'm just on my become a good husband and father route

T-time?

Baker-chama be ready

I LOVE SHIORI'S FAT TITS

>>59264918
Indeed, Tea Time.

>looking at these sex picture
>Already have them all in my folder
Glad that our taste are pretty much in sync.

>>59264983

>>59264744
Chat is a concept. Not people. You can scream into it with your bare self like a void. Or you don't. Much like how I warm up to you, fellow anonymous.

>>59264952
I got it

>>59265035
Post the uncensored version.

>>59264983
>didnt even post them
homo

>>59265060
Somehow I can't posting a picture in /here/.
>IP banned
>Didn't use VPN or TOR

>>59264744
We're just work to her.