/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59146770
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandment̴s̵.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>59147315
Amen

>>59146770
FREE MY NIGGA!

>>59147315
Amen.

>>59147315
Amen

>>59147422
He’s in for horny crimes, he deserves it

Damn, I missed Starfield?
Short stream

>>59149450
There is a second part coming >>59148261

>>59149592
Oh sick

>>59149450
It wasn't even four hours, Shinri must hate streaming...

>>59149748
>less than four hours
he's graduating... isn't he...?

>>59149450
4 hours are not supposed to be a short stream... Magni had less than 10 streams longer than that this whole year

>>59149961
Magni hated streaming though

>>59149748
>>59149877
>>59149961
It was cut short because of Mumei's 3D Showcase. It's now HoloPro protocol to end any ongoing streams ahead of event streams like showcases and concerts.

>>59150229
yeah anon, I'm just reiterating that 4 hours is not a short stream, regardless of him streaming more or not

>>59140068
Mostly for reaction images, if I phone post I have silly pictures of the boys I can quickly find to download, attach, then I'll delete from my gallery when done.

>>59149961
>>59150229
You guys have to be joking

>>59150320
4 hours is a very short Shinri stream
it's like he didn't even stream at all

>>59149877
VG and Axel are already graduated. Altare is merely imagining their presence right now.

>>59150777
The cultempus is falling apart

Nature anon here. A bit of a different style but I wanted to share my favorite legend of the origin of tempanimals. The story goes, a long time ago in a small village deep in the woods lived a witch. This witch was a kind hearted healer. She used her powers to heal the sick and the injured in the village. One day a woman from the village brought her a strange man she found in the woods while gathering mushrooms. The man was injured very badly so the witched nursed the man back to health. When the man was healed he left the village. Unfortunately the man was a priest from a religion that believed all who practice magic should perish. The man informed the church who sent soldiers who murdered the entire village. The witch writhe with grief cursed the soldiers,the man,and the church as a whole. The curse did not effect all at the same time or even the same way. For some when the curse was cast they collapsed as their forms contorted into non human forms with human like faces,others had their children and spouses turn into these creatures,and some even had their spouses or children give birth to these beings. This religion was so big thousands of these creatures were born and they could breed with each other resulting in the tempanimals we see today.

>>59152554
jobber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmZQUQAalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzLDZhCNd4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmZQUQAalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzLDZhCNd4E

P ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvPkNMGG3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvPkNMGG3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvPkNMGG3E

>>59153097

>>59123422
I don't know if EN speakers notice this but Hakka sounds like a different person when he speaks spanish, don't get me wrong he's still a little noisy gremlin but on spanish his relaxed voice is more sexy and masculine, I wish he did spanish bfe but he'll probably be too embarrassed to even try.

>>59148261
I wish Bettel was in overlap hell too...

MY GOD...HE...HES BECOME THE P

>>59153358
betty playing payday with bettwobert tomorrow though

>>59152554
LOREEEEEEE

>>59153327
I think that is something most esl experience, even Axel sounds different when talking JP and EN even though he grew up with it

>>59153327
sounds like a faggot to me though

>>59153674
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROWUUUUUUUUUU

aniki is so cute

>>59154058
do it
you bitch

>>59153674
for real? oof

>>59154114
he is so stupid god i love him

>>59154327
why oof

>>59154327
Why oof?

what time is their tagcc appearance?

>>59154114
love my dingo. wish he knot me one day.

>>59153703
I'm am a lore lover I can not deny my nature. Someone made me think of why human faced animals existed. Since they were established long enough in my world for schools dedicated to studying them I figured most likely the how would be folktales.

These dave the diver streams are a blessing for the cannibaxelotl yume

>>59154564
3pm sea time. in 3 hrs

>>59155422
which sea are they in? the med? black sea? caspian? marmara? yellow? coral?

>>59155636
Malaysia

>>59155636
the Elysium sea silly....

>>59155700
ew

>>59155731
Elysium doesn't have any bodies of water

Why do these guys stream so late? Wouldn't it make more sense to stream during prime NA or EU hours

>>59155831
o-oh....not even like, a digital sea or something? those are common no....?
>>59155902
3D debut anon...is what I would say but Bettel and Flay have done so many LATE lies of P streams this week....

I wanna watch Axel but I kinda wanna play this game myself...

>>59155902
Bettel is retarded and streams Lies of P late. Flayon follows him like a puppy cause he wants to continue the mirrored playthroughs bit and cause he did a normal stream earlier

>>59154369
>>59154402
Zero interest in his brother, easy pass for me.

>>59157347
Honestly quite incredible.

>>59157347
honestly quite incredible

As someone who's been part of /MANS/ since day one, seeing the state of this thread recently fills me with sadness. It's so fucking slow, sometimes it feels like I have the last three posts or more and each with 5 minutes between them.
I had so much fun in this general but I guess after this one year it just doesn't have enough people to keep it going

i miss hakka

>>59157548
only watch hq.

>>59157548
>numberfagging a thread on /vt/

>>59157630
Axel is live
>>59157699
Yeah I want to have people to talk with, not threads that take 20 hours to die

>>59157548
Is almost 11pm where I live and I'm a bit tired, also I stop watching Axel's stream because I want to play the game. I kinda think the same about that the thread has slowed down in the last few days, but I don't care enough

>>59157548
>Not enough people to keep it going
Bruh there are generals that stay in the same thread for days, when there are collabs and certain streams we go at a good pace. Try to start a good conversation instead of whining

>>59157548
Been here since day 1 as well and I'm pretty much the opposite. Ever since this thread has slowed down I've been enjoying it much more. I get to have a life now instead of being /here/ 24/7, and also that weird grooming thing vesties started doing with vesojis disappeared which is a plus

>>59157699
Ya wtf. Why would you numberfag a fandom thread? During it's dead hours no less even deader cause many sea tempura are likely at the con that axel and hakka have a panel at in a few hours. 3 of the boys are streaming most of us are watching at least one of them. I can't be actively posting and watching both flayon and shinri.

>>59157976
Well that wasn't the case before and that's exactly my point.

>>59157548

He sounds so genuinely angry kek

>>59158074
Try actually posting something interesting then.

>>59158074
If you compare it to the early debut days, well no shit there was more hype. As other anons said, it’s late for some anons, others at the con or watching streams and talking on chat. Weren’t you here during Tempus Week? We are doing fine

>>59157548
This thread is faster than most boards

hakka is so excited for tagcc very cute birb

>>59158013
>I get to have a life now instead of being /here/ 24/7
It's been nice waking up and only needing a half an hour to catch up instead of an hour or two honestly

My wife threatened to finger me. Later losers.

>>59158125
Does anybody have the uncut animation? It would be a fun clip to post in here from time to time.

>>59158292
It’s his first con, I hope he has a lot of fun today uuuu

>>59158292
he has been so excited for it since he announced it, it's really sweet seeing how happy he is!

chill axel i'll suck yo dick to calm you down

>>59158330
how is it even a threat

>>59158330
He already fingered me, get bent loser

>>59158485
that's soundin alittle sus bro

>>59158504
could easily be a threat if your a dude and don't like butt stuff.

I just realized it'd be past midnight for hakka on his tagcc slot

>>59154009
Ahhh ahhh anon habla más fuerte no te escucho por los gemidos de mi mujercita pájaro ahhh ah ahhh ohhhh

>>59157548
The thread is healthier now honestly. Discussion is less degenerate now that those two are gone. Look, the architards aren't here anymore and so are the discmites. Slowly but surely we'll turn into /stars/ just like god intended.

>>59158678
sex relieves stress levels and i always help my homies out

>>59158330
>altwife2
where's the altwife1 file

>>59159001

>>59159186
I want to make him pregnant...

>>59159186
I luv mah wife…

>wants to get out
>keeps swimming down
this stupid mfker

i liked ratman better

>>59159447

>>59157548
you are very much able to have conversations with people, and when exciting things happen theres a lot of activity. Its "slower I guess" but its not "slow"

>>59157548
Do you really prefer the obnoxious thread celebrity fujos and socposting sexless hags

>>59159914
NO
WHO DID THIS TO MAMA

>>59160042
he's turning into an altventurer don't worry

>>59160042

>>59160287
>Shinri when his transformation ends

>>59159432
what? the /hlgg/ vocaroo guy?

>Flayon will never educate (you) in the sensitive matters of love at the locate Red Lobster
FUCK WHY AM I EVEN HERE

>>59160615
no kek

Axel is so into this game, ti's cute

why malaysia of all places

>>59161130
why not?

>>59161115
Im surprised he liked it so much, sometimes his taste in games is so moe

>>59161187
idk i thought indonesia might be better but idk shit about this region

I want to squeeze this dog

>>59161130
Maybe the con reached out to them and Cover said let's do it, iirc Hakka said that being vocal to organizers about wanting them to appear on cons could lead to the organizers reaching out to Cover and the boys being there. Maybe they just are the most popular in that country, who knows, really.

>>59160287
>implying he hasn't been one this whole time

I love Axel very much!

>>59161205
I mean, like its super easy for them to "attend" when invited so why not?

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>59161430
This anon is stuck in a timeloop, someone save him

Emasculate Magni Dezmond

>>59161430
Comachama…

>>59161430
Anon... Magni... he...

I love you mans, you guys and da Bois unironically made me a better person, imma head to bed now gotta study hard in the morning since I flunked my last quiz so *SMOOOOCH* also tell axel to not end up like Zack

>>59161430
Again?

>>59161542
Good night anon, good luck on your quiz!

>>59161542
GL anon~

>>59161205
I think it's neat they spread the boys event in different country as well, holo is already popular in indonesia besides biggest id con would be in december who knows maybe they'd appear there as well

>>59161430
mission complete

>>59161430
Anonymous... I'm sorry to tell you this... But it's been... 9 years. Magni Dezmond has been gone for a very long time.

>>59161715
>Yfw

>>59161542
Rest well anon! Good luck on your test

Nature anon here. I want to share more tempanimal anthropology as I've very into folktales. This is the most famous legend about where tempanimals came from. This tale goes, a long time ago the world was in danger from an unseen force. Most ignored the danger continuing in placid bliss,however a group of 8 adventures saw the danger and decided to destroy in. On their journey 2 of these adventures lost their lives but their souls still followed. Years of fighting,of searching lead them to find a way to defeat the unseen danger however it would cost the surviving 6 their lives. With a heavy heart they chose to sacrifice themselves for all of humanity and their friends who perished on the journey. They climb to the highest point and started the spell one by one they perished however when 3 remained they realized they didn't have enough strength to finish the spell. Just as all hope was lost the souls of the falling scarified themselves as well being torn to shreds. Still not strong enough hope began to fail yet as the final 3 were about to collapse the twin brother of one of the 3 still standing joined the spell and his brother in death. With the strength of the souls and of the brother the danger was defeated and the adventures souls torn to shreds and scattered across the land. A god seeing their bravery strengthened the soul fragments allowing them to fuse with the souls of animals. From the animals fused with the souls came the tempanimals. It is said this legendary group called themselves Tempus.
That is way tempanimals are called that as the temp comes from the name Tempus. The variant names are the names of the legendary adventures who gave themselves for us and who are continued by the animals born from the fragments of their souls.

>>59159914
>>59160042
I think both Shinri and Hakka should lose their cursed arms for character development.

>>59161788
>wall o' text
Okay calm down shenri

>>59161430
Internet Explorer-chama. Two new gens came by ever since

>>59161941
and get a robot prosthetic just like star wars

>>59161788
Bravo Nolan
This is really nice nature anon, thanks for writing it

>>59161941
>>59162066
>Hakka's right arm is gone
>Shinri's left arm is gone

Hey, maybe they can get some kind of link-up prosthetic, connect their stubs, and become a two-man daisy chain. We'll call them Hikkri, or maybe Shakkra.

>>59161990
ya I sorta realized that story was way longer then I thought after posting it. I probably should at least have a photo for my anthropology rambles and space them better.

>>59162147
I got to admit I've never wrote fictional folktales before it is surprisingly fun. I loved folktales when I was younger, I think I enjoy world building more then I realized. I like the fact I found a way to include tempus in this one as the other 2 legends didn't explain why all tempanimals had the same 9 faces. The only issue is that new tempus members would make this legend outdated.

>sometimes i forget penises exist

>>59162770
our silly lil pilot....

>>59162770
I wish I could stop thinking about penises

>>59163080
What are you, a faggot? Just stop thinking.

ENTER
BETTEL

Hakka space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1BdxYrjozLgKX
https://files.catbox.moe/c2odbf.m4a

flaytel love!!!!

>>59163268
wtf when did he space

flay HATES cuck horses

Flayon HATES used goods

>Flayons natural scent is strawberry
Delectable boy

>>59163268
Sankyu~
>>59163357
Someone posted it last thread >>59130503

kek

I can't believe Flayon was a numberfag all this time....

Sir Manus the bamus

KEK

the worst backseating

https://x.com/hanxiucao__/status/1705851638743994778
>What’s the best memory you made in holostars
>Axel: The people I’ve met along the way, the tempuras, my guild members. All 8 of them

>>59148847
HE DINDU NUFFIN

>>59164593
Axel ueueue

Not Daniel Bandicam the secret 10th member of Tempiss

L-LEWD

STREAM NOW BETTEL YOU WHOREEEEE

>>59164593
I really appreciate that Axel doesn't want to forget them. Sure with time mentioning them will become rare or nonexistent but for a while full Tempus was eight man strong

>>59164748
he wouldn't overlap a panel bad for numbers

>>59164593

>>59161788
Wtf tasty lore thank you nature anon Oh fuck if we are Elysians in the future, does that mean the Hollow Tree is still there? At least Omegay is dead, right? Or stuck in digital jail? Are we digital people? Is this all a sick twisted game that got crossed with nintendogs?Also I'm naming an old Vespurr cat Nyaggerman and no one can stop me

>>59164748
That nigga is sleeping right now. Honk shoo

>>59164945
bettel is on flay's stream, he has been for a while

>>59164805
HIS LIZAP NUMBERS HAVE BEEN SHIT ANYWAYS

>>59164945
...slowchama...?

Local Clown doesn't know game mechanics

>>59164969
>>59164990
...oh

with my oshis appearance at a con I'm getting sad again because as someone from EU I know I will never get the chance to meet him ever
I'm happy for him and all the people who go to see him, but it's just another punch in the gut for me

BETTEL ON THE QUICK 8HR JUST BEFORE BED TELLY

https://youtube.com/live/k4TOM8ou2_k

>new bettel stream
I can never escape clown p...

>>59165467
>not being able to escape clown pee
ToT!!!

>>59165467

Bettel please, use your fucking Fable Arts...

HE FINALLY DID IT

HE DID IT

>>59164914
Thank you~ What do you think the unseen danger was? I left it up for interpretative but my thought was the tree likely was part of whatever they destroyed. Maybe they died to make our world real. Maybe this world is not the same but rather an alternate reality. Heck the boys as streamers could even still exist but now they are based on mythology. Heck who is to say the story was even true and not just some old folktale. I want people to be able to theorize because just like real folktales we never really know the truth.

>never really hear the buzzing at all
>chat constantly brings it up
it's an abstract kind of hell

>Flay just casually mentions he can come over to Bettel and help fix his mic
Offcollab when?

>>59166857
I've heard it since the first lies of p, it was even more abstract hell to feel like the only one back then

i could eat a burger rn

>>59162311
Kino. And their channels are merged into one

Axel's such a little guy. What a sweet lad

im sad its over bros

Wait, did they finish the game?

Did Hakka drop his spaghetti on the panel? How was it? Gonna be on the lookout for any recordings on YT.

>>59168580
Bettel finished the game (and is suffering from post-game depression), Flay's at the final boss.

>>59168606
Alright cool (besides the depression), I'll be able to watch the vods soon then

>>59168606
>the final boss.
Correction, he just started fighting Simon, but that might as well be the final boss since the actual final boss is piss easy in comparison.

Wtf did Axel say
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1705882934908186880

>>59168749
my guess is that's a sound effect

Flay just smashed through Simon's first phase on the first try. Strength OP in this game.

>>59168749
It's typical sfx bringing dick out of pants, since Shien wrote "chin chin" there so quite appropriate reaction I guess

>>59168799
>>59168839
Thanks I had a feeling it was something like that

So
What was the panel surprise?
Hakka's next cover maybe?

>>59168839
shien wrote "tenten" and axel was jebaited kek

>>59169015
Kek you're right I'm jebaited as well

i swear Bettel's talked about favorite fictional characters before, anyone remember what stream or what/which characters they were?

>>59168839
https://twitter.com/momiage_40/status/1705892191942606958
Dingo showing off his dick to the jackal…

I'm starving from lack of cute mechabirb interactions...

>>59164593
He forgor to exclude himself

>>59169317
Love my dumb dogs

>>59169339
The last Lies of P stream from Flay where he fought the Brotherhood had a bit of it.

>>59169431
No, he is talking about Shrek, the 9th member of Tempus

>>59169431
or there's a new boy hiding in the discord no he's definitely just dumb as fuck

That was another nice long and cute stream from you, Makina. Thank you for giving us so many good lines and being so cool while beating all the enemies. I love you very much. Looking forward to your next stream! Flaybyebye <3

>>59169488
sometimes axel randomly drops the shrek is love shrek is life quote and im brought back to 2012 gmod. i need him to get 3D soon so that video can be recreated with him

>>59170773
woah shiny altare fucking master ball that shit yo

BLUE FUCK LOVE~

we hate regis altare

>>59170773
pink fuck

>>59171394
yeah fried chicken and some nice white gravy sauce

>>59170873
I want altare to cover that ui-sensei's loli god requiem song but make it to shota requiem

>>59171730
Voice not shota enough

>>59171842
true but still

>>59171554
cold beer on friday night

Jwu, how was the panel? If anyone recorded please lmk

>>59171554
But brown gravy is better.

Love Shinri, don't like the long rpgs, chances I enjoy his Starfield?

Wasn’t Bettel suppose to stream Pizza Tower yesterday?

>>59175014
read tweets, cancelled for irl obligations

>>59170773
Baja Blastare

>>59166603
The unseen danger was definitely Omegay using the Hollow Tree to drain people's souls (digital adrenochrome) under the pretense of preserving them when they die. He/she/they/it just wanted to keep sucking off the souls (faggot) to preserve their own wellbeing at the cost of slowly having the world lost to corruption. I imagine our favorite sexually ambiguous non-entity getting real greedy at the end consuming the tree for all the souls in it. Magni and Vesper had to resist being pulled towards the Tree the whole time when they were dead so they wouldn't be fuel for that floating Dorito jew. I also think the spell ended up forcing the Hollow Tree to rapidly blossom as it destroyed itself, raining seeds of life onto once barren soil. World got reformatted after that
>take your meds
No

>>59176509
>POV: you're about to pants Axel

Axel I fucking love so much man seriously

>>59176643
Not my mama

>>59176509
Such hot art

>>59176791
The tits are bigger on the genderbends, but somehow he's more of a MILF in male form

>>59176554
what does that mean

>>59177026
It means sneaking up on someone and pulling their pants down like a creepy little fucker.

>>59177165
Pantsxelotls...

>>59177246
How else are they gonna bite his ankles and give him diseases?

>>59177341
do you think it was was it axel who gave the axelotls rabies, or the axelotls who gave him rabies?

>>59177511
what flag is that

Miyabi made sure to include Flay in his description for his own P stream, cute

>>59177980
The aussie flag, I assume

>>59177980
rabies pride

>>59176643
hot

>>59178192
Jesus what a leech

>>59179105
why would you call flayon that?

What ended up being the surprise at the con?

>>59176231
I like that interpretation It is cool. I am on a a bit of a folk lore kick RN so. I think it is because I haven't had as much time to do edits lately and this is another fun way to tell my stories without having to make edits.

>>59178192
ahhhhhh CUTE
>>59169741
he ended at 730 am for me....jeeeez

weekend is almost over going back to the college
ugh

>>59180403
Do it for your cat

>>59180403
What a cute cat

>>59167142

>>59175174
Ah I didn’t catch that, that’s a bummer. Must’ve been something about his horse

>>59169317
ToT

milk josuiji shinri

>>59180587
Wasn't trying to reply to that, ho well

>>59180587
me to picrel
https://x.com/keirarasolar/status/1705957464074805700?s=20

>>59180690

>>59181567
UOOHH ToT

Schedules doko

>>59150488
This isn't a joke, The Girls also have to stop streaming when there's a 3D Debut for Holostars.

He's so cute and easily amused, just like Altare...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ73rlWXjsg

Any cool tempus cosplays at that thai convention dingo and hakka were at?

>>59182745
Unfortunately Musk completely ruined twitter for me, so I haven't been able to check hashtags and profiles as I used to.

>>59182731
damn his mic really was CRUNCHY during that period

Has someone archived Magni's membership streams yet?
I really want to keep the alchemist prologue and beach roleplay one

>>59182745
I saw some photos on fyp but didn't save and now idk where to look. iirc a lot of bettel, altare, mc oga, and hakka

>>59183052
As a rule of thumb, if you want to keep something, archive it yourself.
But I think I remember someone posting a huge archive of his membership content, maybe someone still has it. gl

>>59183052
There’s this
https://rentry.org/magniarchive

zetaxel bros come get your food and thanks the artist
https://twitter.com/shippy_meat/status/1647604621484126209

Shinri man...
https://youtu.be/gIe45Tda6nw?t=5263

>>59183052
wait what beach roleplay?

>>59183508
The one where you meet HQ at a vacation location and Magni drugs you and excitedly yells at the boys that he got another one

hi guys what’s up

>>59183604
ahaha anyone remember which stream that is...

Good morning,Nature Anon here. I've very busy as in 2 weeks I have a family trip so I'll likely be doing a lot of anthropology posts cause I like them and they require less time then my normal animal posts. I created a radio catvis image to use to mark these posts so folks can skip them easier as they may not be everyone's cup of tea. The image will likely have added text so other folk can use this without being skipped as it seems catvis is very popular to use.

>>59184309
【MEMBERS ONLY】CHATTING WITH SOME MUSIC
at 1:14

>>59184435
Man I miss him

>>59183350
This is how I found out my menshi expired yey but I’ll pretend I saw it

did altare mention what time he'd have karaoke stream or is it canceled

>>59185621
He was kinda unsure if he will do it or not

>>59185621
Probably at the same time as always, gotta wait for the lil guy to wake up to confirm if it’s happening

>>59184342
I like to think this is Fang and you somehow got him to pose like this

>>59185192
It's the part where he talked about what he'd do if he had one wish, fyi.

Still can't get over the M-tea joke from Starfield

>>59179168
MagNoir redebut in 2024 as completely different people under a completely different corporation

>>59183350
He's too jaded

I miss my wife

>>59185876
I did add an extra face stripe to match fang having 3 stripes on each cheek but I figure it can be generic too.

>>59161430
Calculate Magni Dezmond

>>59184342
This image is so cute kek

Blue fuck later with karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/live/RkbgQtwK46E?si=BuVupVGgWM1SiGX_

>>59185749
>Not saving the original filename, Altare-Native Facts.png
Shame

>>59187850
what kind of autism is this

>>59183350
what was it? >>59186785

>>59187904
What? Are filename jokes dead?

>>59187842
Noo... I'm going out to dinner with coworkers and I'm going to be thinking about how I missing the stream the entire time.

I miss when we had streams during afternoon

>>59187842
that hairpin... interesting

>>59162056
All me

>>59187926
Shinri being Shinri

>>59187842
IKZ BLUE FUCK~!!!

Are the Pay Day servers still shitting themselves? Guessing no Bettels’ stream today

>>59190500
worked well last night for the most part but cant connect at all today

>>59190500
Small Swedish company plz andastan

>>59187842
this is my girlfriend btw

When's Mann vs Machine

>>59191226
enjoy the creampie I left inside them

Nonconsensual touching with intoxicated bettel ToT

clown waiting room doko...

>>59191553
this looks partially ai generated

https://twitter.com/PAYDAYGame/status/1706033209014640876

>>59191880
kms

>>59191553
Wait I just realized that it's Hakka pouring the alcohol to Bettel's mouth

>>59191880
Does he know?

>>59192029
>Bettel knowing anything

>>59192029
gonna be 1-3 raids in a 4 hour period

>>59191226
I wrote this btw

>>59192029
i mean, if he and bettel 2 bitch at each other for an hour and call it quits i'd still be happy kek

bettel told me he doesnt feel like streaming today

>>59192164
love that piece by lamp after dark, cute lil altare dick and hole played with

>>59192216
good, I don't feel like hearing his brother

>>59192216
Thanks Bettel 2

Will Bettel 2 say the game sucks ass and kill the perms?

>>59192235
link...?

>>59192345
https://x.com/lamp_after_dark/status/1705871975376109704?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ

>>59192345
https://twitter.com/lamp_after_dark/status/1705871975376109704

CLOWNS ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/mh0v_laBHGI
https://youtu.be/mh0v_laBHGI
https://youtu.be/mh0v_laBHGI

DOUBLE BETTEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh0v_laBHGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh0v_laBHGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh0v_laBHGI

>>59192672
>>59192746
AHHHH CUTE!!!! thank you porndealerchamas

Bettel 2's audio eek

>>59192759
excuse you, bettel 2 is a mime

>never chat
>never get gifted even with hundreds of gifts
>chat one word once
>immediately gifted
That really is all there is to it, huh?

>>59192932
I chat immediately after someone gifts and get one pretty much every time

>>59192932
yeah, it favors people who are active in chat and/or have already spent money themselves. not really fair, and that's coming from someone who does both

>>59192981
best I ever had was someone gifted one gift with 1800 people in a Axel stream and I got it

>>59192932
yes pretty much, it's related to chat activity + spending money.
though i did get gifted before in a channel i never typed in before so it's not impossible.

I wish he'd make bettel 2 smaller since he's just a png

>>59193078
nta I don't think it's spending money, never gotten gifted on the account that I gift/sc with but my f2p account has gotten it a few times when I'm active in chat

epic stream

>Immediate audio issues
Twobert where...

>plays while payday 3 servers are fucked
>everything else possible goes wrong
>game still going fine in the background

the bettels stream is haunted

Max luck

Bettel's keyboard sounds like he's taking ice out from an ice tray.

>>59193250
max luck baby

why don't they just shout at each other

Bettel 2 is just not a good person and liking him is problematic

did he say his brothers name by mistake?

>>59193250
Payday 3 servers are fucked because Bettel decided to play it

3bert...

oh my god I’m wheezing at work, only BETTEL man this is hilairous I can’t handle triple BETTEL 2

I think he upset some egyptian god recently

i don't like it when bettel gets legitimately angry and not funny angry. i feel really bad for him

>>59193395
no it's a meme

>>59193395
That's from invincibles

>>59193453
ohhhhh, havent seen the show only read the comics

>>59193439
same

What a weird problem

>>59193439
I agree and understand and think you are a good person and have a good soul but also I want him to be really upset and ugly cry like his emote

Bettel has to reinstall Windows I bet

twobert tech support tisker

>>59193179
apparently i was on a gift cooldown once after having received gifted menshis a lot. tested it in a waiting room with only me and a friend dropping a bunch of gifts and they all missed me. eventually i manually paid for a SC or membership to another channel and immediately gifting worked again. might be anecdotal but i've heard other people say they experienced similar things.

Windows and audio problems go hand in fucking hand nowadays

>Audio shits itself after x amount of time
>constant buzzing
Huh, seems like 2 unrelated problems

I have a heater on and cant even hear the buzz, cant be that bad

TWOBERT ANTIMASKER?

I can imagine some bts discussion between him and his brother "you cannot use my name or I'll lose my FUCKING job"

>>59193648
There's just some like static when he talks, it's not bad but it's there

>>59192932
I've gotten gifted subs from all of Tempus, amusingly enough except for Vesper and Magni, and I typically only lurk. But, yeah, I did say one word in one of Axel's most recent streams and got a gifted the next day.

>>59193685
If it's the fluttering noise I hear, it could be anything between a blown mic capsule or even just a latency issue in his recording settings.

Bettel making Bettel 2 seduce a guard guy ToT

>>59193423
It's like the ancient gods just saw the funny clown man trying to enjoy his day and were like "Nah, not on my watch. CURSE OF RA"
https://files.catbox.moe/jgnbsi.mp4

>>59193832
>Bettel 2 taking the guard to dinner
>Bettel 2 laughing with the guard
>Bettel 2 bouncing on the guard's dick at his place after dinner
>Bettel 2 marrying the guard
>Bettel 2 growing old with the guard
This is a great plan.

>>59193957
Only good plan anyone in Tempus has ever had

lmao

WHAT IS WITH TEMPUS AND FUCKING GRENADES

>>59193957
i agree

is robbing banks with clown masks on an actual thing?
i cant help but think of the opening scene in the dark knight anytime i see something like this

off a dude's what?? I'm going crazy

So, Bettel has some resource or memory allocation problem happening right now?

>I just bounced a grenade off a dude's--
He got censored...

>off a dude's-
What a cliffhanger

>>59194139
In theory you wouldn't want anyone to know your face, so you'd wear a mask. Though in practice I think the majority of bank robberies aren't planned to that degree and some dude snaps and just does it. At least that's how it always goes down here.

So many bodies...

bettel 2 has a really nice voice

I'm glad they're still able to have some fun despite the tech issues

NUTTSACK

the way bettel seamlessly switches between talking to himself vs talking to another person kinda makes this stream feel like a schizophrenia simulator

The AI seems like it's really shit in this game.

>Bettel 2 is the kind of weeb that randomly says Japanese phrases

>>59194714
Nah man, that's Bettel

>>59194735
japanese company streamer personality

>>59194760
That's the thing, Bettel is barely dying at all, and Tempus straight up swept in the last stream.

>>59194735
KUOOOH KAWAII KONO SHOTA BOY

Jobbers

>>59194838
You know, I say that and then he dies.

>>59194714
In Payday 2 its seemed more like the sort of "they will come for you and kill you in great numbers" kinda AI. idk felt ols-schoolish desu....

Who is Bettel 2?

>>59195142
Bettel's twin brother. Unlike Bettel he has a life.

>>59194714
Yea there's a lot of things really shit in this game

>>59195177
Actual twin brother or his "twin brother"?

>>59195142
Bettel's marriage material twin brother

>>59195205
It's actually his boyfriend they have sex every stream

>>59195205
From the very womb

>>59194714
In Payday3?
They make up for with numbers.

>>59195205
Actual twin brother. Unless they're kayfabing really hard and we're being played like a damn fiddle.

>the manari eredar customization just came out
>what the fuck did he just say?

>>59195205
17 minutes apart but according to Bettel they don't get confused for another unless he also wears glasses.