/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shontoes

:D

>>59148202
G

Passionate love making with shondo with tons of neck kisses

shondo in my arms while we give kisses and listen to each others heartbeat

I want to fall asleep on her chest and feel her heart beat and body heat

Shondo uncomfortably wriggling around on my lap as my huge boner rubs against her while she stumbles over her words and desperately tries to continue her ASMR sleep treatment on my ears

people who think she actively reads the threads are retarded
why would she want to expose herself to constant bitching and moaning, the infighting between shoggers, the cheating when she raids someone like inis, people insulting her friends, and so on

>>59149421
hi shondo

>>59149421
she can see all that just by looking at twitter though

>>59149421
I wish Shoggers were more perceptive. Oh well.

>>59149421
she avoided it until she found out about that controversy and then she started checking in more and more frequently to see what we were doing. i really highly doubt she is looking at the thread during streams though

>>59150316
>that controversy
which one? theres one every other day now

>>59148710
My shonshine

>>59149421
explain how it's cheating if they raid into somebody elses stream, is she just expecting husbands to immediately check out?

i wuv shonshon so much, my heart never raced so fast before~ ahhh im very thankful shondo!!! (from female husband)

>>59150577
the one where she lost trust in us

>>59150669
FEMALE DRAWING

>>59150669
you know the rules, boobs or fuck off

>>59150660
read the posts people made when she raids inis

>>59150669
>female husband
>not a larping troon
tits or gtfo

>>59151130
thinking someone else is cute isnt cheating

>>59151130
desu i don't even watch Shondo i was just asking because my vtuber wife does the same and i'm too ashamed to ask this question in her thread

>>59150669
the idea that another girl watches and thinks about my wife the same way I do makes my brain malfunction

>>59151359
Thanks for sharing, Shondo.

>>59151359
FIBBING WHORE

>>59151446
how does your wife compare to shondo's level of clingy?

>>59151359
>told us she has 12cm hands
LYING WHORE WHICH IS IT

>>59151359
Anon she said the length of her palm was the length of the inhaler without the part on top, the metal part
You included it

>>59151610
like the type of clingy that she'll disown you if you say hi to another girl in her chat

>>59151446
unless your wife is mikeneko she probably doesn't care

>>59151359
Your measurements are ignoring what she said
She said her middle finger is about 1cm less than the smallest blue part
She said her palm is "a little shorter" than the length of the longest blue part so you need to knock a couple cm off there

>>59151833
im curious of who it is now

>>59151881
plus her middle finger barely reaches the number 4 her keyboard

>>59152090
i said too much, good luck with your marital issues

>>59151359
Her middle finger is just short of reaching the start of a 4th key against her keyboard and you calculated wrong anonchama

>>59151833
i need a girl like that

>>59151881
>>59151645
>>59152306
All accounted for
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1933486656?t=1h28m6s
0.95x the shorter side of the blue part
&
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1933486656?t=1h29m20s
1-2cm smaller than the bottom of the blue part to the top of the metal part

honest questions anons. im potentially getting a really good job where i can start whaling shondo by the end of the year, but ive been around for a while. will she see it as attention seeking now or pathetic?
i dont want to change her perception of me, or think im trying to get one up on other husbands i just want to support her

>>59151359
you just have a blue inhaler laying around just like shondo?

>>59152531
just say that you got a new job and will be able to support her more thanks to it? she'd appreciate that. you're overthinking it

>>59152433
Anon she said her palm was the length ofthe blue part WITHOUT the grey part and a couple cm smaller. Additionally is this 100 or 200mg and has she ever said what hers is?

>>59152531
>overthinking supporting her
ngmi sorry anon

>>59152531
she has enough money spend it on yourself

>>59152531
>i dont want to change her perception of me, or think im trying to get one up on other husbands
where do you guys get these fucking ideas I swear to god you are all women level overthinkers
listen to her you fucking retards

>>59152641
it's a standard model brand, Ventolin evohaler
https://www.medicines.org.uk/emc/product/850/smpc#gref

>>59152910
click the second link.

we have the dimensions of the snack boxes why are we doing detective work over this shit

>>59152982
Well Shondo is a woman. You have to think like a woman to understand how a woman thinks about things.

>>59153177
bored :(

>>59153310
you're not me

>>59152433
She said her palm was a couple cm under the back of the inhaler. She said her middle finger was a couple cm under the side part of the inhaler not including the part you put in your mouth or the part on top. I got one of those two and putting it against my keyboard the side is a little longer than 3 keys. Shit she said adds up, and you can hear her place her finger, not her inhaler, against the keyboard in the vod

>>59153177
All I know is her hands are smaller than Lucy Pyre's, Gura's and Kobos. Numbers I ran with the snackboxes around the time of the stream added up to 12cm and I think an anon in /lig/ calculated similarly

>>59153338
am I wrong?

>>59151965
>spamming
Again we're assuming what happened without getting actual context. Sometimes its good to apologize for the principle of it rather than the necessity. She even said it wasn't necessary to apologize during those tweets. Later she even revealed what kind of DMs she was getting like the person threatening suicide.

Also, rewatching that moment, she clearly did not care about the supposed "age dox" in his art. You think if she did she would plaster it on stream when she openly ignores art from weirdos like lisa and imperial?

>admittedly it's her fault for stopping stream to stroke his ego but he should keep his self pity to twitter
Again, anyone working on art and making efforts to improve themselves is entitled to her encouragement.
I try to be generous as a derek in who I'm critical of but digi is a weird one to hate.

>>59153380
the math is literally written there for you.

No one cares sister, anyone that replies to that is gay and will never touch shondos toes in their lifetime

>>59153551
yes, i need accurate measurements to make my own model of her hand

>>59153554
>hey guys I'm not him or his friends I just think you're being kinda harsh on the poor fellow :(
look I didn't truly think it before but now you actually sound like you're him or one of his doxx buddies

>>59151359
Female average hand lengths
6-year-olds: 4.4–5.7 inches
11-year-olds: 5.6–7.0 inches

>>59152531
donate anonymously :^)

>>59154091
TvT

>>59153554
hi digimom

>>59154100
i am retarded to not think of this. thanks anon, if im lucky i get this new job and can start donating

ryona

>>59151359
>>59154091
15cm would be an XXS, which she said was too big on her. Her gloves are age 6-8
About 13-14cm does add up but I'm pretty sure several anons calculated it to 12-13
Tiny fucking hands regardless

>>59153920
Interesting how shoggers praise a Derek or not depending on who I talk about.

>>59153554
>digi is a weird one to hate
either you're him, one of his friends or a coomer for his art there's no way you would downplay his faggotry this much otherwise

I think we have adequate proof her hands are freakishly tiny, though it's hard to believe. It's nothing like her height where she made a consistent claim up until vtubing and then has to dance around the subject since. If her hands were something worth lying about she'd probably act in a similar way as to her height.

Imagine how easy she would be to pick up

need this image but shondo

>>59154710
>>59154768
12-13cm hands under 40kg weight uooooh

>>59154768
i do. everyday. all the time

>>59154783
I got this the other day

do you think about the roman empire or shondo more?

>>59154908
Shondo

>>59154768
i think about this a lot.

>>59154844
it needs to be looking up at the retards above
this one comes close

>>59154908
i do not care about the roman empire and i'm tired of this forced meme

need abuse edits of shondo

I hope when Shondo goes to meet Nina they actually do that handcam baking or cooking stream she mentioned wanting to do with her

>>59153549
the proportions she'd have using your scuffed measurements would make her a fucking freak

>>59154908
shondo for sure

>>59155061
need this image but shondo

>>59155239
She has very small hands, anon

>>59155239
If small and cute hands make one a freak I love my freaky wife

>>59155522
i want to bite those nails off

>>59155420
god I want to touch her so bad

>>59155420
>>59155522
I can't wait to manhandle the fuck out of her

>>59154810
>>59155420
>>59155522
Jesus fucking christ
These hands were all over our ears and head today. Fucking imagine

>>59154710
>where she made a consistent claim up until vtubing and then has to dance around the subject since. If her hands were something worth lying about she'd probably act in a similar way as to her height.
kind of is though, since she had no issues showing her hands before, and in her old merch pics her hands look proportionate to her height. they look long and gangly. now when she's trying to pretend she's a loli and people are obsessively trying to measure her hands she's no longer comfortable with showing them. how convenient.

>>59155420
>>59155522
So perfect.

She said that my hobbies were cool and interesting but I dont believe that she would enjoy them at all

>>59155286
need MORE

>>59156407
wait was this actually made with the intent of referencing that image? i didnt know

>>59155798
they look small even in old censored photos idk man, and why would she agree to a promotion where you can buy the exact same box as her to compare if so

>>59156534
don't think so but it's pretty close
need more battered shondo art

>>59156636
I made this a long while back maybe I should revisit it. Somewhere I have another sketch like it if I can find where that is. I can revisit someday if I get back in the groove again.

>>59156997
nice sketch, unfortunately not my wife tho
Definitely revist the idea and share it

i want to be with her 24/7

>>59155798
Her hands looked long and gangly in old footage because she was an actual spooky scary skeleton. That was just before she lost weight to her death’s door point. She’s still a twig now and her hands look tiny.
There’s an old photo where she’s holding an 8oz mug and all of four of her fingers easily fit in the handle with room to spare.
Watch the fucking handcam vods, they’re clearly tiny

>>59156585
Jesus fucking christ her tiny hands and wrists, this is crazy
Uoooh

>>59156092
Uuu what if she doesn’t actually like how I arranged the cutlery drawer…

I know exactly how big my wife's hands are because I can see them right there you guys are stupid

>>59156585
Conceptualize holding hands with this creature
Nice hand anon

>>59156585
That company sponsoring her was fucking genius, I thought the box was so much bigger than it was. My jaw fucking dropped when I opened it and could palm the thing

To think some of you dont even know how big your wife's hand is

Had a dream involving her most recent asmr she uploaded, I fell asleep to it and genuinely was experiencing her cuddling and kissing me. It felt so real that I sincerely said "So this is love...". Kinda fucked me up when I woke up.

>>59156585
Her hands are incredibly tiny but her wrists must only be a couple cm wide. That’s crazy.

alt is live btw

chama is live

Please conceptualize deadfish missionary sex with Shondo in which she covers her face the whole time and is so tight and dry that you have to shove a bottle of lube inside of her, plough in and out for a full minute until you cum, then immediately after she crawls out from you and goes to sit under the nearest table with her knees to her chest and cum leaking out of her. She sits there for several hours and you cannot rouse her from blankly staring ahead.

>>59158806
usually i would make a joke or say thats hot but this actually makes me really sad

>>59158806
I don’t like this post because it’s extremely real

>>59158806
You wrote this to make me stop fetishizing you didn't you

>>59158806
Unrealistic I would keep fucking her if she’s not going to do anything anyway

>>59156997
>>59157257
shit, well I'd have probably noticed if it were something I actually scanned to show her
anyway there's no real anatomy but catboxed this one anyway, another idea to revisit: https://files.catbox.moe/pv5nkn.jpg
and attached is something I think I drew back when she took a break after marley died and I kick myself for not finishing it and posting

>>59159029
(I don't care if anons sus me out it's fine, but these are also all really old sketches)

uh oh digikun's in the timeout corner

>>59158806
Unrealistic, she would ask for seconds

>>59159276
Anon…

goodnight!

>>59159253
I wish

>>59158732
>>59159336
STOP DOING THIS

>>59159336
goodnight

>>59158806
Unrealistic, she'd be sniffling and fighting back tears and feeling extremely conflicted between the act she's committing and the want to please the person she loves (me).
it won't last a few hours, it'll be a few days before she even thinks about talking again

>>59159336
Shondo...

which part of the ASMR do you guys think she got embarrassed about? the ear biting? imagining sitting on our lap? imagining pressing her body up against ours as she sits on our lap and whisper into our ears? the rubbing of our cheeks? the heartbeats?

guys check offline chat right now

>>59159500
Ok

>>59159336
night!

>>59159500
no way people are posting syadouPattheshadow

>>59158806
>and you cannot rouse her from blankly staring ahead
I can once I start beating the shit out of her

>>59159500
I keep it open so if you're trying to see who joins with chatterino logs that's not gonna work

>>59159567
I don't think that shit's accurate anyway, and it'd be easier to tally the number of shoggers not /here/

>>59159563
Do you prefer the idea of beating her when she’s completely out of it and unresponsive but conscious, while she’s sobbing and begging you to stop, or while she’s crying and fighting back?

>>59159706
I think she'd turn despondent pretty quickly considering it "calms her" in her words

>>59159706
NTA but beating someone that's unresponsive isn't fun at all, crying and fighting back is when the beating happens, sobbing and begging to stop is when you pretend that you want to apologize, wipe her tears with your hands, then slip your hands around her throat and start choking her

>>59159776
Hot

>>59159776
god I wish I was a girl

>>59159831
I can rough you up anon

>>59159831
you won't bait me with your mod applications dawn

nope I don't wanna abuse her today she was nice to me

>>59159924
no balls

>>59159924
she had your balls removed, remember your rage

bratty got muted by her lmao

>>59159957
Kek. I hope one day mods figure out who his main is and ban that too

>streamelements joined
I knew that fucker was /here/

>>59159957
how do you even know?

>>59159776
I NEED to do this to her
Not even maliciously I just have to hurt her, I have to manhandle her, I NEED TO CHOKE HER

>>59160049
no like on his reply

>>59160049
she didn't interact with his reply despite him being among the first

>>59160072
>>5916007
maybe she just hates him?

>>59160101
shes said she mutes people all the time. Im sure the mods warned her about him, not what he did to get banned but that she should avoid him

>>59160225
said he would masturbate if he was in her skin

>>59160256
i know, im saying the mods wouldnt tell her why he was banned just that she should avoid him

>>59160256
glad to see him gone, although I feel like that alone is kind of whatever

>>59160356
He got a 3 day for that. He then publicly admitted he was going to switch to another account and then got perma’d

>>59160390
right, also he's just been consistently a weirdo and thought it sounded cool to talk about how much he doesn't care about the rules

>>59149421
>why would she want to expose herself
Because she's a retard and a glutton for punishment. You're not that sneaky Shondo.

>>59151359
>>59147841
>>59149421
Shondo aka fallenshadow is a pathological liar.

don't reply, just look at this forehead
shit's crazy

>>59160474
She’s said she sees a lot more than we think and can take a lot more than people think she can, so yeah I’d bet she at least periodically checks here. But she doesn’t want the 4chan audience so of course she isn’t going to admit it. She’s a real channer, she won’t containment break no matter what and says she hates the site at every opportunity.

>>59160677
would play tic tac toe on

>>59160677
Imagine shoving your cock in her eye socket
Lots of nice squishy brains to fuck

>>59160563
I would correct you but its funnier and simpler to identify you when you say it wrong

>>59154433
>>59147841
>Tiny fucking hands regardless
True but she's a pathological liar regardless. Why does Shondo need to say that her hands are 12cm? Just say the truth woman, if any husband's hands are smaller than 17cm he shouldn't be allowed to draw breath.

>>59160707
>>59160725
Two types of shogger

>>59160677
made to be kissed by me

>>59160677
very flickable

>>59160776
those two shoggers? me

>>59160802
Do you play tic tac toe on it before or after you shove your cock in there, or during the act?

>>59160739
Reminder that 'fibber' is Shondonese for pathological lying.

>>59160802
>>59160832
Idea
>two eye sockets, lots of brainspace
>pick a shogga of your choice
>fuck her brains together (no homo)
>play tic tac toe against him on her forehead while you both go at it
>winner gets to cum inside (if you both cum in her brains it’ll mix and be gay)

>>59160458
To be fair, abc, fleece, rexus, and magneto has all done something similar, talking about overly exaggerated kidnapping schemes or bitching about shit in offline chat, but all they got was small timeouts.
What really matters is how long you've been around.

>>59160908
bratty just take the L and move on

>>59154433
>>59147841 (OP)
>Tiny fucking hands regardless
True but she's a pathological liar regardless. Why does Shondo need to say that her hands are 12cm? Just say the truth woman, if any husband's hands are smaller than 17cm he shouldn't be allowed to draw breath.

>>59160908
I’m pretty sure Bratty blatantly admitting he would just use an alt once he got banned as well as admitting in the chat previously he wouldn’t read the rules is the real reason he’s banned. This just triggered his meltdown. He could’ve just had a 3 day.
Who knows what conversations he’s had with the mods too

lol he's just copy pasting his posts after they're deleted

>>59160908
you're not wrong and I wish mods were more stern with them sometimes but they stop when told and don't talk about their disregard for the rules or talk about using an alt

>>59160987
Yea I'm not saying it isn't, it's mostly about the first point about being a weirdo. Lots of weirdos hang around in offline chat

>>59161076
I wish they'd just put it back to emote only

>>59161076
Being a weirdo is fine even if you tow the line, due to Shondo’s tolerance the worst you’ll get is a short timeout
Admitting blatantly you have no regard for the rules and will violate moderation and Shondo’s wishes the moment you have the slightest consequence of your own actions is not

>>59161149
>Being a weirdo is fine even if you tow the line
Look how long flawedintellect has been around for

>>59161052
she's so retarded ToT

>>59161184
She genuinely seems to think he’s cute in the way a normal person would a baby or small animal, he can say shit like “I didn’t like that take Shondo, you need a beating and a raping immediately to learn the way of god” in a fucking genuinely serious way and she will giggle and go “aww, you’re so silly when you say psychopathic things!”

I wish that I didn't have senses others considere false. I wish that I didn't have thoughts others considere false.

Guys what the fuck do I do, I've been drawing so much lately by wrist started to hurt, I thought it would go away after a couple of days of rest but it's been over a week and my wrist still hurts everytime I bend it too far in any direction

>>59161184
he doesn't really do much except be an autist and argue with her takes, at least I don't think I've seen him brush up with the moderation

>>59161258
Do I look like a fucking doctor

>>59161258
Have you been doing your daily stretches?

>>59161258
hand mobility stretches

>>59161258
use your arm more when you draw, but also maybe get that checked out.

>>59161184
>>59161238
I really do wonder what her additions to mod chat are like, they must be itching to hit the ban button when people like Flawed start saying actual Ted Bundy shit in chat and she giggles like they’re flirting. It’s probably TOS breaking even. Does she end stream to 30 notifications from them begging to please ban these creeps and she just responds with
>noooo they’re cute!!! >v<

>>59161301
if he said shit even half as bad as he does in shondos chat he would be perma banned in any other stream, not just vtubers. shes very lax with the rules which makes brattys ban even funnier

>>59161300
Yooo Jason got da vbucks!

>>59161301
Honestly just arguing with the chuuba constantly would get you banned in every other place especially when you have extreme altright takes but he’s started actually saying shit like how she needs to be beaten into her place in chat entirely seriously. There is not a single other chuuba I can name whose chat that would fly in.

>>59161241
>considere
oui oui

>>59161184
>>59161238
>>59161370
Honestly it could come out that guy has 24 bodies of young women buried in his basement and not a single shogger would be surprised. In fact if any shogger kills women for fun I would put $5000 on it being him.

>>59161258
do hand and arm stretches more often so when you "exercise" them you don't get so sore.
I do this really autistic thing where I flick my wrists super hard to crack them and I've been doing it for years, haven't had to worry about wrist pain while drawing or doing anything really

>>59161461
Some kusogaki vtubers maybe

>>59161383
>>59161461
I don't think it's especially strange that some of the soft unspoken rules like not fighting with the streamer don't apply as much to someone who's been around forever. Some of it does border on polshit though and while I think it's fair if she doesn't want to call mods on him when she initiates political discussion, "you and your sisters are simply brainwashed by globohomo my confused harlot wife" is a bit rude and shoulda gotten him a warning probably. I won't deny she's soft on long time shoggers, she admits she gives people too many chances because she doesn't want to lose them.

>>59161383
Just don't be overly sexual for literally no reason, that and doxx shit are probably the only things that will get you instantly banned for any substantial amount of time

>>59161489
My phoneposting misses the spellchecking.

>>59161629
>killing other women and not saving your first kill for wifey
Extremely gay and NGMI

>>59161241
please elaborate

>>59161716
He’s practicing so he can really nail it for her

do not schizo this shadoweekend
do not schizo this shadoweekend

>>59161806

>>59161806
i have a pass

digi gave up defending himself here pretty quickly kek
all the "he's an artist so he's entitled to encouragement" reminds me of this gold post which I hope he also wrote >>57310097

>>59161716
It’s ok to get a few test runs in but if you fuck any of them that’s definitely cheating and cringe and gay

Which chatter should we talk about next sisters

>>59161996
me

>>59161996
I saw moobot in another girl's chat while shondo was live

>>59161996
Me

>>59161996
you, namedrop yourself

>>59162014
what whore

>>59161996
nububun

>>59161996
dm me

>>59162022
Fallenshadow

>>59161996
Connor, the one based guy from twitter

>>59162033
This. He's a god among men.

>>59162068
post toes

>>59162033
>>59162091
Who?

>>59162110
me

>>59161996
biggus_digus

I like to imagine her giggling and smiling as she watches cat videos and likes them with the sole intent being to show her stalker husbands

>>59162196
She is so considerate.

>>59162196
Is looking at likes really considered stalking? It’s a social media site, you are supposed to look at what others are doing.

>>59162287
kind of have to go out of your way to see likes unless you only follow her and then use the for you tab

>>59162196
Is it stalking if she's ok with it? Stalking would be finding Shadowmama's account on a certain site and keeping track of what she buys.

>>59162318
anon..?

>>59162318
is she buying shondo clothes and if so are they really childrens size

>>59162287
>>59162318
She called it stalking herself

>>59162380
That's because she's a casual.

is she really sleeping?

>>59162769
no

>>59162769
she probably crashed after her tweet

>>59128446
Your little cousin means a lot more to you than you mean to Shondo.

shontoes shontoes shontoes shontoes
shonsoles shonsoles shonsoles shonsoles
shonpits shonpits shonpits shonpits
shonpiss shonpiss shonpiss shonpiss

I really love her, I don't know what I'd do with my life if she was gone

>>59163924
I would start figuring what now rather than in 10 years

i make my wife happy and she makes me happy. life is good bros.

>>59163924
I know that feeling but try to remember what you used to do before her.

When she told me to imagine her hair and coconut smell she knew what she was doing

need

>>59165689
do we even have any anal fanart yet

>>59161943
Eh he's not wrong though, people that barely know her getting something she's been teasing to her fans for a year now isn't a good look. How would you feel if she sends her feet pics to other vtubers and artists first?

I need to spend time with my parents today, can someone sum up the last 2 threads in 1 post for me?

>>59167491
faggot

>>59167304
HAHAHAHAHA

I think that I've made several mistakes recently.

>>59151359
just measured mine and its 16cm...
cant believe my hands are almost as smol as shondos
being a manlet is truly suffering

>>59168716
>I think
thats one of them, possibly the biggest one

>>59168794
Cheer up, that just means you'll be a lot more comfortable holding hands with her

>>59147841
pedophile thread

shlopping the shontoes

>>59171629
Hope you enjoy Nina's sloppy seconds, she'll have already shlopped them by the time it's your turn.

>>59172496
I get to schlop shontoes AND an indirect kiss with Nina? Awesome!

>>59172574
>indirect kiss with Nina
Anon... Nina is going to shlopping them with her other lips...

did she end up doing any countdowns? couldn't watch the whole thing. i heard when she counted up, but that's it

I just found out about her and apearently she's trying to be rushia? What's the best clips of her to learn what her content is like?

>>59173772
can't really get an idea of what she's like through clips imo. she's a whole experience. just watch a couple of vods and go from there

>>59173772
>apearently she's trying to be rushia?
wrong

>>59174116
It's an obvious troll attempt, don't respond.

>>59174155
There is a catalog thread up. It could actually be genuine.

>>59174250
Two actually. But always safe to assume it's an actual shitty troll attempt.

>>59174422
There's three.
>>59162054
>>59171130
>>59105932

>>59174571
I saw that last one, but it's about lolis in general not just Shondo. Which is why I didn't count it.

AAAAAAA JUST SHUT UP

>>59176178
Take your meds anon

>>59177698
Do you perhaps want me to summarise what I said before? It certainly was "AAAAAAA JUST SHUT UP"! Please respond to me now :3

>>59178118
Small grammatical error ˙◠˙

Ok, it has now truly, absolutely never been as Shondover.

>>59179625
?

>>59179625
What?

>>59167304
You mean you haven't gotten private foot pics from her for art reference? Sucks to be you.

>>59179660
I got so drunk that I told my mother about my potential psychotic symptoms for the first time in 10 years. I regret everything, including this post.

>>59179997
How is that bad? Telling your parents about that is a good idea unless they suck...

I would die for a chance to smell her.

>>59147841

>>59179962
you're only getting foot pics? i've been getting shunny pics for the past month

>>59180129
I was invited to exclusive irl cuddle sessions

>>59180041
They are fine, but there is no coming back from this.

>>59180186
Oh yeah? well, She baked cookies for me

>>59180186
she's in my arms right now keep your invite

>>59171130

>>59180551
Imagine your bait being so low quality you have to desperately link it in a general

>>59180551
your height can't carry you to make up for how much of a massive faggot you are

>>59174637
that one is just pedoschizo containment

kissing shondo's tummy

>>59180814
manlet

mating shondo's cunny

I haven't watched Shondo since the GTA playing.
How have things gone so far?
Any news?
Is Shondo still cute?

>>59182522
very cute, i received toe pics and I want to mlem and mate them

>>59182522
>How have things gone so far?
Mostly fine, a few mental illness days but overall good.
>Any news?
Mortgage denied because of her age. She's planning on selling merch again by the end of the year. Her 3D model is currently being made, check Shonzo for progress. Progress is going well on her next outfit from her new mama and she might get a slot with rucaco.
>Is Shondo still cute?
Always

>>59182522
She's my wife and I still love her. She's been dealing with audio issues and it's stressing her out so streams have been a bit more chill recently, but hopefully she's back to a regular schedule this week

Speaking of audio issues, I don't like that her answer to people complaining about her volume being too low is that they should install some software to make the slider go past 100%. I don't want to get my eardrums blown off from system sounds and your raid targets just because you can't be bothered to fix this. This is much more annoying than any pops. You are the only streamer I have seen with such a low volume, so it is definitely something that you can easily fix.

>>59183776
you can just use the ffz audio compressor
works pretty well for me, and i think its toggled off in streams by default unless you turn it on. so no blown eardrums

>>59182111
not even a manlet i just have more to offer than my height so i dont try to compensate by talking about it 24/7

>>59183906
I do, and it was fine with that enabled until recently when she decided to mess with her audio.

>>59184024
yeah idk then, guess you just gotta tough it out until the filters are back

loli ass

>>59184217

>>59184217
uoh

>>59184443
ᵗᵒᵉˢ

sniffing the shonhair

sniffing the sweaty shonhands

>>59167304
holy shit I went to sleep and missed the response LMAO this is pathetic dude

would her hands have a... musk?

>>59161943
You know he isn't /here/ right?

sniffing shon's chest

>>59185689
he definitely was but I have a feeling he doesn't come here anymore

>>59185689
everyone else in the bday art is, which would be even funnier if they're running defense for him here
I still wouldn't be so sure though, an anon was asking in here about wedding bands before he bought a pair

>>59185812
The wedding band question was me, and probably more anons mentioned it before me. I still havent gone through with it though because I've only been around for a year, seems a bit too soon for me. Maybe at my 2 year anniversary

>>59185884
fair enough

>>59182851
(also tumor)

>>59185812
>everyone
Hate to say it but you're mostly wrong. How do I know? Because I've been the one showing them stuff. I'm only saying this now because I keep seeing the "digi is /here/ rrat"
The only one for sure is dewdhole cause that retard isn't exactly subtle about it lol

>>59186022
mouz is 100% here. So is pixel because hes hosted movie nights and posted the link in /lig/ before

>>59186022
do you think we just don't pay attention

>>59186086
>pixel posted the link in /lig/
no

>>59186086
Mouz does not use 4chan at all. So believe what you want, anon.

>>59186425
lol now I know you're trolling

>>59186479
he's not

>mixing yellows and reds
Shondo you dumbass

>>59186531
she's still in the early game she can just have fun

>>59186515
Whatever, I understand trying to cut ties with this place that doesn't mean I'm going to believe you.

>>59186531
Mission 4 has red and yellow enemies.

>>59186706 (Me)
The screenshot is from Hard 3-3, but my point still stands.

G

>>59186638
I'm just sharing what I know because some anons don't have time to be Dereks.
>mouz does not use 4chan
>digikun is not /here/ but uses 4chan
>dewdhole now comes /here/ but he was on /uoh/
>pixel won't tell me if he is or not

>>59187233
Anon I didn't ask them I know they're here from their slip ups
If you asked me about 4chan outside of here I would think you're an autist and deny being here too

>>59187233
>time to be Dereks.
Its more we dont want to

>>59187340
I could tell you the sky is blue but you seem the type that would say it's green based your own "intuition".

>>59187233
and which groomer wannabe are you that feels the need to come here and defend them

>>59187508
It's purple actually, it's our eyes and "intuition" that make it look blue
shut up

New
>>59187639
>>59187639
>>59187639

>>59187653
is this necessary

>>59187572
oprheus, lycoris, bapy or khaal is my guess

>>59187572
I wouldn't be a groomer based on Shondo's definition of one but you also seem to be confusing "defending" versus stating whether or not someone is /here/.
Or do you fall for larping that easily, anon?

>>59187649
This tells me enough, thank you delusionchama.

>>59187886
if nothing else you're relaying stuff to them for whatever reason, I don't really give a shit if they're /here/ or not since like I said one of their friends coming here to make excuses for them is even sadder

>>59188026
I'm not making excuses for anyone. But when I see anons arguing with who they think are digi and mouz, it begs the question how stupid some of you might be falling for larps.

>>59187984
This is common trivia anon.

>>59188139
You're braindead

>>59188172
Dodging my analogy does not change anything I've said other than avoiding being wrong.

>>59188253
my only reply was telling you the sky is purple, nothing else. why are you so defensive?

>>59188382
>my only reply had nothing to do with the topic
Okay, thank you lol.

>>59188139
anon I don't give a shit if it's digi or not, it would simply be funny if it was, the anon defending him is still a fag as are you for being le ebin 4chan spy for them

>>59188453
I wasn't who you were arguing with. both are off-topic if anything.

i know they're here because they tried to groom computerwoof when she shilled herself on /uoh/

>>59188564
shh stop noticing things

>>59188564
quick rundown?

>>59188564
Half of Shondo's regulars tried to groom computerwoof.

>>59188684
NTA there's nothing to really run down, just which shoggers showed up to a cunny chuuba's stream when she shilled herself on /uoh/
I think it's funnier seeing them show up in marin's chat considering her type of content

>>59188684
>2view shills herself on /uoh/
>almost all of shondo's /here/ regulars are in chat grooming her
>she gets affiliate and almost all of the founder badges go to shondofags
You can check for yourself if you go to her chat and /user [their name]
>>59188715
I didn't, but I was paying attention to who was there

I'm sure the groomers got their information independently and all the age doxx talk in the threads leading up to her bday was totally unrelated

>>59188775
>>59188825
classic case of most "dedicated" regulars then good to know. i was only aware of people flocking to neppie

>>59188907
I'll grant not every shogga claims to be dedicated, and not all of them are acting in a way that constitutes cheating, it was more just a matter of who's obviously anons because that's the primary place she shilled herself

I wouldn't be surprised if digi is one of the ones who hate posts about FF /here/ since FF was vocal about his hate for the dm abusers

>>59189003

I love Shondo.

>>59189003
it's actually FF samefagging as an FF anti because he's jealous he has none

>>59189156
t. one of ff's fanboys

I love Shondo's toes.

>>59189156
I'm not an offline chat fag so I have no clue why any of you care about that guy

>>59189003
both of them should kill themselves

>>59189270
classic one liner roli

>>59189260
He's kind of an obnoxious fag but recently got caught cheating with Inis. So he's approaching lolcow status as a shogger

>>59189366
typical shogger

as the last poster in this thread i would like to say that i love my wife shondo very very very very very very very much

>>59189468
kys FF

as the actual last poster i want to remind you all i'm the one that will win

shontummy

>>59189485
i am not FF, im a 1 month newfag

as the last last poster in this thread i would like to say that i love my wife shondo's toes very very very very very very very very much

>>59189509
>im a newfag
Kill yourself

you're all gay

as the last poster in this thread i would like to say that i love the taste of my wife shondos cunny very very very very very very very much

>>59189594
shut up you fucking nerd
what, i dont have the right to watch shondo because i wasnt around earlier?
youre pathetic
also as the actual last poster in this thread i would like to say that i love my wife shondo very very very very very very very much

>>59189645
you fucking retard you don't call yourself a newfag
lurk moar

>>59189645
>what, i dont have the right to watch shondo because i wasnt around earlier?
this, but unironically

>>59189645
I'm the last poster so I am correct and you are wrong. Fall in a noose.

shonsmell

>>59189645
just know she doesn't buy your wifeposting when you literally just found her, since they all do that shit then leave in a couple months for the next loli they find

I'm bored

>>59189780
hi bored

>>59189681
ive been calling myself a newfag for the past month and no one except you has taken offense
go eat a bag of dicks you clown, i will keep doing it and there's nothing you can do about it
>>59189740
yeah i get that, i dont do it outside of /here/, would be pretty weird to do it.
also as the actual last poster in this thread i would like to say that i love my wife shondo very much

>>59189594

no

want to luck shondos cunny

still imaging her sitting on my lap wiggling around while cleaning my ears

as the last poster in this thread i would

as the last poster in this thread, I

as

ass

if this is the last post all shoggers are gay

Shunny

a

if this is the last post antis die in their sleep tonight

Holding shondo in place and kissing her very gently as she tries to recoil away at the physical contact

you are all gay

I am the last poster because I am Otis.

shondussy

I am shondo