/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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I love Shiina!
Happy Birthday Ember!

Why does Fishman anti?

Why does the algorithm hate Wemi?

YOU ARE ALL STINKY, SMELL NERDS!

There is a Jelly missing from my heart

I want to adopt Pippa

Is Sakana autistic

I want to abduct Pippa

Honestly Pippa should marry me

I like Lia! only Lia! always Lia!!!

>>59118655
no
he is a starcraft turret

>>59118502
>vandal op

>>59118678
Honestly, no, she shouldn't.

Why does aura hate Pippa? I watched a few of her streams and she's actually not too bad. She even covered the "He Will Not Divide Us" flag and was laughing at Shia LaBeouf, rooting for /pol/

>>59118678
send her pics of you looking like colress if you want that.

So why is Fishman in Japan anyway?

stinky

>>59118760
New JPs

>>59118760
he and nasa have a very special relationship.

>Lumi doesn't like green bell peppers or olives.
It's over!

>>59118760
to sex the new gen 3 talent in japan

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. While I would train even if she wasn't there, I train harder knowing that she will see it one day, and I want to impress her. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. I want to make her comfortable. I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

>>59118794
Muumi*
Nasa wants to filet him

>>59118798
bell peppers taste the same no matter what color

>>59118804
They're all girls. He doesn't have to sex them

>>59118655
No but being a father of 17 does things to one's psyche

Just got to Ember's stream, what have I missed?

>>59118739
Pippa had a whole small spat with opera a little while back.
dont remember all the details because it was stupid.

>>59118502
>Vandalised OP

>>59118848
>american 'vegetable' gmo

>Lumi coming out as white nationalist to steal the thunder from Amber's birthday stream
Nothing is sacred to this woman.

>>59118891
the spat was that aura gx blocked her on twitter. then pippa did a stream covering how aura browser is likely chink spyware

>>59118848
No, they're very different.
Orangey yellow ones taste awful. Red are sweet, Green is just a nice green zest. Great pizza topping.

Alice are just so subtle umami

>>59118739
Because all the ex-CL cunts except Chipps are seething femanons

>>59118794
Yeah, she pegs him

>59118924
Fuck your troll

>>59118947
>Alice
Alice...

>>59118947
>Alice
What the fuck? I wrote olives

>>59118938
ah, forgot they blocked her first yeah.

>>59119012
...was eaten alive by monkeys while trying to protect Jerry.

>>59118993
meant for >>59118924

>>59118981
wtf I want to fuck sakana now

puttana

>>59118502
Former Phase Invader Fuura Yuri was mistakenly omitted from the OP! Here's the information about former Phase Invader Fuura Yuri:
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive/playlists

>>59118964
>ex-CL cunts
what?
>except Chipps
who?

>>59119041
It's fine anon
I miss her as well

>>59119071
Yeah.

I like Ember

>>59119077

>>59119077
no one cares.

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>59118739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjRQDrlefaY

TL;dr: Pippa called out her company.

>>59119147
Was it really Lumi who made that into a sound post?

>>59118947
That's just, like, your opinion, man

WHERE IS THE BOOB MOUSE PAD REEEEE

>>59119194
she did this after finding out she was blocked

>>59119170
Antis are in here everyday trying to get us to hate Lumi and her. They live in the past and want to drag us all back.

Why is Ember traumadumping on her birthday? What's wrong with her?

>>59118891
Why would Pippa argue with Oprah?

>>59119212
Live, on stream, in collab
Only good part of that stream

Has Lumi ever finished factorio before?

>>59119170
i care

>>59119261
Sharing memories about birthdays is perfectly normal.

Anon, your oshi has been accused of committing the worst of all crimes;
being a woman with an opinion.
We shall now hear the defenses counter argument against these claims, proceed.

>>59119269
because she hates niggers

[Lumi news] She dances while cooking

>>59118739
Aura is part of the growing number of white leftoid ironic weebs running away to Japan to escape the consequences of their own policies and alongside Kiara, Nyaru, Pomu and a bunch of others someone who couldn't hack it as an actual idol and never really got over it.
Used to be a huge numberfag but failed at it so thoroughly she never broke 200 on any platform cause she just kept putting up new mediocre content with nothing ever sticking.
Pippa is perceived as having always made the content she wanted to make and having been successful with it and her love of guns and America rubs many the wrong way.

Bait. Bait. Bait.

>>59119229
Yeah. Lumi is just being a finicky eater.

I awake. Pippa love~!

Its cute that Pippa sleeps on the couch to rabbitsit. Feel bad for her though couch sleeping is pretty uncomfortable.

>>59119315
Idk anon, she has them ranked by how traumatic they were. Is that normal?

>>59119324
She's not a woman, but a man with a voice changer.

>>59119256
isnt people caring about defending a talent long gone dragging us back to the past too?

You have eagerly waited all week for it, and now it is finally here!
Your favorite show of all time:
Phase Weekly!
As always presented by our most lovely host Dizzy.
Hop in and give her a watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_h9uoUn8Is

Dizzy on the telly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_h9uoUn8Is

>>59119261
What are you so stupid?
Stop listening to her. She isn't going to get fat.

>>59119407
Don't care.

>>59119343
oh, just a jealous britbong
>weebs running away to Japan to escape the consequences of their own policies
She no longer lives in japan if i'm not mistaken

>>59119113
Fan mascot or Jelly's true form?

>>59119147
heres the transparent file for memes

>>59119275
No, she's stopped right at purple packs before

>>59119351
kek, poor croc just wanted lunch....
someone make an edit where its two other talents dragging Ember away from the food.

>>59119407
Thanks Phasefriend!

Birthdays were a sham created by corporations to sell products.

>>59119431
slave

>>59119390
>>59119256
They're saving the world let them say their piece

>>59119324
Your honor, she's a woman, anyone who listened to her opinion is at fault, not her. You can't expect a woman to take responsibility for her actions, if anything her father or brother should be here for allowing this to happen in the first place.

>>59119462
I enjoy them and the products

>>59119462
Where are the products Fishman? I want to buy!

>>59119329
Why is Oprah even talking with Pippa?

>>59119462
birthdays have been celebrated, least by the rich and powerful, for all of human history anon.

>>59119365
Depends on how your birthdays went. For someone like Pippa, this is probably normal.

>>59119462
fucking corpos making me old to sell me self care products

>>59119462
I understood that reference

>Ember tells a sad story
>Somehow it circles back to having too much food
Is she doing it on purpose? Does she want the architects to have too much material?

Ember... Can any anons relate?

>>59119113
GOD SHE'S SO FUCKING SMALL
I NEED TO HUG HER

>>59119390
I am literally listening to a live feed, living in the moment, and seriously thinking about giving up 4ailchan forever, dreaming of a better future.

[Amber News] Sharing her architect origin story

Ember is not normal

>>59119600
You should.

>>59119470
What kind of slave? Sex? You're saying she actually fucks something that fat?

>>59119558
Her being left with an excess of pizza and cake sounds like the start of a villain arc

>>59119566
My family didn't celebrate mine so it's just another day to me I'm not traumatized by it though.

>>59119616
She's just a different kind of fucked up

>>59119524
>"So chat on my 15th birthday, my sister gave me roadkill and Mamakin said I dress like a grandma and gave me a pair of daisy dukes, then guilt tripped me for not wearing them!"

>>59119518
Watch the Pippa/Kirsche VOD

>>59119558
Probably, but I don't get it.

>>59119628
just a servant
and alice is female

>>59119566
of course not
haha...

>>59119491
not to worry anon.
her whole family is lined up for their own trials after this one. we here in phase world make sure everyone involved get their just punishment, rest assured!

>>59119377
we inspected her thoroughly because we were unsure ourselves. sadly, the reports confirm she is a woman. the charges stand.

Dizzy is really great

I wantot defile aryan lumi with my bbc

>>59119600
bye.
see you tomorrow.

>>59119737
Chase ....

>>59119670
Which fucking one, jackass?

>>59119717
Sizzy is better

>>59119737
She's slav. Not into black dudes.

Reminder: Shiina teased and joked about how hot the animation was when she received it. Pretty shitty to raise people’s expectations and then suddenly decide to not deliver.
We could have had a Shiina animation from this guy.
https://files.catbox.moe/59apez.MP4

Phase Weekly HATE

>>59119324
Objection! My oshi is italian. We learned earlier that Italy isn't real, therefore she is not real and can not be tried in court

>>59119690
She should scissor it.

>>59119819
Uhh

>>59119794
JIZZY

Gen 3 (they're in Dizzy's head) told Dizzy tap that bussy is a common saying.

PHASE WEEKLY LOVE
DIZZY HATE

>>59119822
It wasn’t her decision

i miss my sister bros
https://files.catbox.moe/8v61h2.mp4

Dizzy?

>>59119762
>ESLing this bad

>>59119773
>jackass
The one linked above. Here >>59119194
Stop being such a helpless and nasty asshole.
Have a nice day.

>>59119737
Lumi would never.

>>59119433
YOU FUCK.
I just made a template of this and scrolled down and you beat me.

>turn on ember
>she is talking about pizza
you guys werent lying

[New leak]
Gen 3 has already been lost to bussy
Sakana's idol dream in pieces, even before debut

You see, because Rie is a princess she has to reserve her maiden's virginity for her arranged to be husband, but there's no rules implying she can't offer her other holes to well endowed men around the kingdom until she comes of marrying age. Of course after having numerous partners the virtue of her anus started to wane, some of her partners even losing interest, until she discovered that if you "push out" when your partner thrusts their member into you it feels even better for both parties. Unfortunately a setback to this technique is that you start to wet yourself, this isn't a problem for Rie of course, in fact she likes losing control of her bladder while in the act. It was a problem for the maids cleaning her bedding though, they of course knew what she was up to behind closed doors and kept to themselves, but now they're threatening to tell Rie's parents to make her stop all the debauchery, so Rie had no choice but to offer her secret knowledge on how to make anal feel good in return for the maids keeping quiet. Thus she was dubbed thee "Anal Princess".
Moral of the story; if you're gonna fuck an Aussie girl get a lot of towels or a plastic bed cover

>First weekly clip is the Ember Jan 6 comment
Sasuga

>open phase weekly
>dizzy watching ember
>ember talking about capitol protests

>>59119921
Sorry for being such a helpless and nasty asshole. Please punish me.

Instead of
>in minecraft
we should say
>in dizzy

>>59119955
>lost to bussy
>boy ass
Wtf are you even trying to say?

>>59119972
>maids discover piss in bed
>oh she must be doing anal.
lol

oh now Dizzy said the T-word
time to cancel her

>>59120036
I want to shoot a bunch of kids
>in dizzy

So far, the majority of people who have submitted photos of their beards look fat as fuck. Or just ugly.

>>59120014
>Please punish me.
....

Listen to Dizzy and Ember at the same time.

MALE ON PHASE WEEKLY STREAM
IT'S OVER

Yab Connect doubter status?

>>59119833
I was not informed of this. We shall double check our records. if your claim proves to be true, all charges will be dropped as we cannot punish someone who doesn't exist.

>>59120079
>>59120036
it works with pretty much anything really

[Phase Weekly News] Hime asked Wemi if she could matingpress her

>>59119944
sorry friend
guess it was obvious but good ideas are common

I was chilling,
Right around my way,
In the /pcg/ on the /vt/,
This mother fucker ran up on me,
Talkin' shit like an anti,
Like he was a straight G,
Askin' bout my kamioshi
While he mouthin’ off,
Gang bang BBC in every one I see,
Something son that just won't change,
Antis don't respect nothin' but the gang bang,
They ass is what's on,
Harines is the law
We got niggas rapin' like a marathon,
Henri's tryin to shit on the thread wit' it,
Talkin' 'bout he gon go to war
And Sakana gon live wit' it,
But they don't know,
Once the niggas get close
It's tic tac toe,
Anti mother fuckers laid on the flo'
(watch out, watch out)
Yea, this happened yesterday
On the /pcg/ they spray,
I heard a Capipi say, he say
Vato, you won't believe what I saw,
I saw this pack of antis and they act real hard
(And what they do?)
They post in the thread, say you know who we are,
He say I don't give a fuck, Harines is the law
They keep postin' then it went too far,
So the Harine he went straight for his credit card,
(And what he get?)
He paid off some niggas with they BBC hard,
The niggas dropped they pants and then they just charged,
Run nigga run nigga
Duck nigga duck nigga
Run motherfucker run
Run motherfucker run
Run nigga run nigga
Duck nigga duck nigga
Run mother fucker run
I mean it, antis get they asses hit,
Now that's three mother fuckers raped
And jannies ain't done shit,
But these antis will scream a plea,
But for a Harine like me
It's just a case, just a IP ban, janny,
I crack the phone back and wifi off rollin',
And airplane mode on, IP drop off fallin',
I haven't been on discord in a week,
And Xalamon ain't even ran his mouth about me,
Fuck that, I don't give a fuck about the law,
Antis say they wanna brawl,
You would think that Henri was a broad,
Talkin' all the shit that you never saw,
BBC ya'll, paid a dogg, Henri smoke it like a menthol,
Henri think he know, but this can't go,
You think you'll troll, on my thread,
What the fuck, No,
See the bait, antis proceed with speed,
Like they feel the need to bleed,
All you hear the antis moanin'
I wouldn't be the Harine that I am,
If I didn't pop antis in they ass,
God Damn,
And Harines will keep one foot on the streets,
And leave antis in cum covered sheets,
Run wit' dem Harines wit da meat,
Ya never seen a cock like this,
Ya never seen a Harine like me,
And I ain't weak fo war and peace,
In fact I could be Beast of the Bitos,
Mother fucka,
I never hesitate to blaze,
Antis ain’t really tryin' to change they ways,
Harines gotta move our team,
Cuz Capipis is screamin' jannies do mo'
That shit postin’ is illegal,
Gang bang on this thread,
Make it feel like a drive by,
It's a shame but Henri gotta die,
They say it happens state to state,
But when I in the thread today,
All I hear the Capipis say,
(They go)
Harines them bust fat nuts,
Pankophiles they say them bust fat nuts
Likers them bust fat nuts
Gumis ya know them bust fat nuts
Come again now,
Harines them bust fat nuts
Pankophiles you know them bust fat nuts,
Come again now,
Gumis them bust fat nuts,
Likers see you know them bust fat nuts
Run motherfucker
Run motherfucker

>>59120109
what has phase become?

>>59120134
What did she say?

>>59120046
Hag/Oji....

>>59120171
It's over

[Amber news] Chocolate cake

phase friend mikan is making lia themed slime

>>59120081
Beards are unfortunately mainly a double chin & melted jawline hiding tactic nowadays.
That's why I keep mine super short and trimmed to avoid misunderstandings.

>>59120174
Wemi clip where she didn't know what the term meant but said she had heard the term from Hime before

>>59120092
How is that punishment if I like both of them? I need to be slapped in the face, tied onto a pole with a leash, humiliated and choked.

>>59120113
Then we would like to submit this as evidence.

https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1705668859133342044

I think this should erase any doubts about our previous claims

>>59120242
i love shonda so much. she gets it. so does chinchilla the japtuber.

Why is erina like this...

>>59120081
How attractive do you think the average vtuber watcher is?

>>59120336
She's lovely

>>59120171
Phase? Dropped.

>>59120146
it's okay fren, I got to look at lumis face for longer and that was worth it.

>>59120378
thanks i was looking for this pic in my last post:
>>59120316

Planko.
That is all.

>he tells this story every month
Does fishman have dementia?

>>59120430
I wanna rub my penis on her and get splinters!

>>59120441
he has amnosia

>>59120472
>amnosia

>>59120353
I think female fans are probably decent looking.

>>59120430
Rude

[Amber News] Cake moans

>>59120512
it's a reference
Pippa will get it

Brb grabbing Ember's cake :]

Ember is currently cooming from eating cake

>>59120441
He loops his stories
Just like his talents!

>>59120512
it's when you don't have a nose

>both a charisma black hole and a filthy male
Fish hate!

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1705674854941491416

>>59120316
>>59120378
Harro-neee

>>59120569
Why is she like this?

[EMBER ALERT] LICKINGFINGERSLICKINGFINGERS

>>59120353
Fair.

>>59120282
Honestly, if these people just lost weight and started some kind of skincare routine, they would look much better. Even with melted jawline/receding chin. At least a little bit.

EAT EVERY SINGLE PART OF THAT CAKE, EMBER. FUCK, I'M REACHING.

Imagine baby crazy Pippa begging you to get her pregnant

>>59120569
It's alright Uruka. You can just marry me and never have to worry about anything ever again.

>>59120658

[Phase weekly news] No stream next week

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/ember-amane-2023-birthday-collection-pre-order

Ember's birthday merch up

>>59120650
Unironically the saddest girl in sad girl corpo rn

>missed her own merch going up because she was talking about cheese
Fucking hell ember

>>59120742

SEXOOO

SEXXXXXXXXXXX

>>59120742
>daki
>boobpad
She got everything.

>>59120806
not really a fan of this art
>>59120813
that is pretty great though

i wanna change Wemi's diapers

>>59120813
I promised myself I'd never stoop as low as buying a daki, but I'm tempted

>>59120806
That face does not look like her at all.

>>59120806
>>59120813
>>59120822

HOLY SEX

>>59120430
Where is the Planko manko?

>>59120813
Liking this one

why didn't dizzy raid ember?
do they hate eachother?

>>59120806
>boob mousepad
>not tummy

>>59120309
the court find this sufficient evidence.
the charges are dropped and anons oshi is free to leave.
court adjourned!

>>59120696
I still live with my mom and she'd think I'm not eating right if I started losing weight.

>>59120806
>>59120813
>>59120822
Chocolate fucking cake

>>59120708
She's not even thinking about children.
I'm sure it's one of her fears.

>>59120806
The face doesn't look quite right.

>>59120813
>pits
>feets
>tits
>tastefull backside
this is top tier

bigger version

>>59120921
She's killing you

Lumi's going to do karaoke and blow her brains out while playing genshit

>>59120806
who the fuck drew this?

>>59120988
SEXO

>>59120988
I wouldn't mind waking up next to that

post mousepad

>>59120806
>Material: Rubber & Silicone
The pad, or...?

>>59120806
Looks like the boobs are about to fall out of the bra.

Gumis we are eating so good today

>>59121033
Ember won. Millions must watch genshin.

>dizzy on ember's stream

>>59120696
Yeah skincare and weight loss is super strong. Even if it's literally just

>scrub face with exfoliating sponge
> put on Shea butter

Ugliness is very often neglect as much as genetics. You're not going to turn hot but you're no longer going to look repugnant.

>>59120882
in the darko

Lumi kinda cute now fr fr

>>59121205
Had to bulldoze. Why such a loner, girl?

>>59121020
I mean, despite not being in great shape I am at least maintaining my weight at around 235-250lbs. The parts I hate most about myself is my gut and ass.

Why is Dizzy doing all the talking when it's Ember's stream?

not again

>>59121256
This guy fell for Lumi's siren song, everyone point and laugh

Why does the daki say WIP?
I hope they don't change the design too much...
but please get better art for the mousepad

Lumi is singing

>>59121300
Conversations are about back and forth

Who is that person on the mousepad?

is Lumi an idol?

>>59121430
she literally won the phase connect Idol award

>>59121307
I know it's all lies and fraud but I don't care anymore

>>59121430
Nobody has a working definition of idol.

>>59121394
That's a drawing

>>59121430
She's just a girl.

Remember to thank this individual for feeding your oshi

>>59121389
It was just her shilling Ember's merch, when it should be Ember shilling it.

>>59118655
How is that not obvious to you people already

>>59121506
Cute. Who is she?

>>59121506
Thank you bread

>>59121506
Yuuna-sama, the Goddess of Architects...

This is our song, not yours, yellow woman

[Phase Invader News] Dizzy admitted on-stream to sexually harassing Iori

Will pippa call in?

>>59119194
>Kirshe
Sigh... never change, Low Effort Clips

>>59118502
>小町ぱんこ
>not 小町まんこ
ruined

>>59121552
Chief architect of Tsunderia.

>>59121630
Who can resist her deerotic energy?

Why is Dizzy

>>59121552
Nini Yuuna, architect queen

>>59120988
Imagine Ember crying and saying sorry over and over again while you rape her (consensual)

Did Lumi take the jab? Was not playing attention at that moment.

Pippa you bumbo. Fix your sleep schedule! Answer your DMs! Anyways, thank you for the nice prayers. You are very kind and have a beautiful voice. JUST TAKE THE COMPLIMENT YOU DWEEB! Proud of you! Pippa lub! Nap time with pipellow before stream!

>>59121672
>>59121720
Thank you

>>59119343
>her love of guns
Pippa has guns but she doesn't "love" them; she barely knows a thing about them. Whenever people ask her "Armalite or Kalashnikov?", she's like "what?"

what is happening in Lumi's stream?

>>59121734
Ages ago for uni, yeah.

>>59121630
Iori is one of the biggest coomers in Phase. She wanted it.

>>59121305
Just as planned

>>59121800
she's singing

TRUSTING MAX

>>59121726
Get help

tenma calling in

[Ember news] Now Tenma with Ember!

Shiina belongs to Me.

>Both Ember and Lumi say "remember" at the same time
Nice

>>59121810
Unironically grim

God bless Tenma

Why doesn't Lumi sing more often? She has a nice voice

https://rentry.org/8gduo
https://rentry.org/9r8e7
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTu-JZUM7Ncdsrt_nXbPS6vYtW5enDE45kUHgj7muagm0id4XxsXLUXu1yhIg-1KNbEnmRD9ieok9NN/pub

>>59122044
she's washed up

>>59121800
Just paying Genshin. NM

>>59122044
She does all the time a bunch of her genshin streams have karaoke

>>59122044
She does, she has been doing all her singing practice during genshin streams for the past few months

>>59122083
She hasn't sang in them for ages nigger

>>59121997
I made this post btw

>>59122083
>>59122104
Oh that explains it, I've been boycotting the Genshin streams

Hades isn't a roguelike

>>59119614
>Amber
New York Times chama...

>>59121115

>>59122155
As you should.

>>59119954
It's hilarious! She's always talking about food, this is not a thread bit, she really does that!

Watching Ember grow year by year...

>>59121954
I've had multiple years of therapy, I am (mostly) emotionally stable, I just like rape-posting for fun

>>59117986
>>59117986
Did Nina say anything in Ember's chat?
Nina was at a work party earlier in the day and apparently got a little wine-drunk, kek.

>>59122149
Show us the insides Shiina.

>>59120866
>>59120970
>>59121050
she has autism eyes

>>59122306
That makes it worse

There's no way I'd ever be able to make a woman interested in me, even if I did lose weight and start a skincare routine. They would laugh at my lazy eye(s).

[Ember news] Ember says "dakimura" instead of "dakimakura"

>>59122453
kek

Ember’s fudgy thigh…

i unironically love abba

>>59122482
There's surgery to correct that now

>>59121954
>>59122455
He said (consensual)

>>59121787
Guns aren't trains or Star Wars. The point is what they do and represent not the rote memorization of trivia.
>>59119432
Yeah it's kinda dire.

>>59122453
Why is lazy eye such a fucking deal breaker for both men and women?

>>59120973
>feets

>>59122503
She's literally me

>>59122542
It hits the part of the brain that says "disease"

>>59122526
You mean like the kind my mom got and still has it?

>>59122524
Very Genshin band

>>59122542
symmetry is considered attractive.
i'd rather deal with a girl with a lazy eye than lopsided boobas though.

>>59120855
>stoop so low as buying a daki
POSER, support your oshi, buy the pillow cover.

>>59122542
My buddy has a lazy eye from a car accident. Shit gets worse when hes drunk. Hes getting married this year and honestly his fiancee is a solid 7/10. So its doable. Just like have a job, a few hobbies that don't involve sitting in your house, and don't be excessively overweight.

Wow. hate this song, Lumi

>>59122550

Bros...

>>59122503
I do the same thing. Why waste syllables? I usually just say daki if the context is obvious.

>>59122129
Are you fucking stupid? Go watch her gorilla genshins from not long ago a bunch of singing. Watch streams "nigger"

>>59122668
I can't believe Dizzy fucking vored Shiina...

>>59122530
>>59122455
it's (consensual) because she said yes (I have a gun)

for legal reasons, this is a joke

>>59122668
My cute wife sexually assaulting Shiina :)

>>59122680
Bros?
How about you get some hoes.

>>59122614
It's literally the smallest part if the body.

>>59122582
Which kind?

>>59122680
It matches that Class of '09 crap. Yuck. Hate the "cool kids"

>>59122668
Dizzy is so cute....

>>59122668
>Dizzy aggressively raping a capiptalist
why would she do that bros?

>>59122744
Pimpchiru, how much for an hour with your most expensive girl?

>>59122744
Thanks for the advice pimpchiru

>>59122396
I saw her at the beginning of the stream but I don't think she said much just happy birthday.

>>59122645
I'll start putting in effort to find cool and interesting hobbies.

>>59122786
>capiptalist
Isn't this supposed to mean Pippa fan? That's a crab

>>59122668
Cookies?????????? What now?????

>>59122597
Yes, but your mom looks better now, at least I tell her that

>>59122805
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

>>59122851
yes, exactly.
pippa and her chat are nothing but a bucket of crabs.

>>59122731

>>59122869
You would not

I just want her to drag me below the water into depths and atmospheres not meant for human dwelling, I want my head to pop like a balloon as she drags me lower and lower

Least pregnant Phase member?

>>59122920
They're a diverse crowd, but crabs are associated with Shiina is all.

>>59122818
That's cool.
I'd love to see a Nina/Lumi collab, especially if they did karaoke together and especially if Lumi took a few singing lessons.
Lumi has a lot of natural talent with singing but I don't think(?) she's taken lessons.
I think they'd collab together well.

>>59122482
They would probably think it's cute

>>59122960
nasa

>>59120277
The fuck is that thing?

What the fuck is her problem? https://twitter.com/nanobites_/status/1705665492415812050

IDK how you guys can handle being goslings, I felt it for a few moments once and instantly wanted to kill myself

>>59122960
10ma

>>59122960
Tenma. She would die if I got her pregnant..

>>59122960
After that Mcdonalds post, I'm not sure any of them.

>>59122961
shiina likes crabs but doesn't fit the image of a crab.
Pippa has outright called her and her chat the 'bucket of crabs' meme and honestly its way more fitting for her and them.

>>59122962
Nina used to be part of the old RTS collab group

>>59122991
someone doesn't have foreskin....

>>59122879
H-how about your cheapest?

>>59122995
Every Gosling is presented with a choice.

>>59122991
based

>>59122960
Purin

>>59122841
They don't have to even be all that cool and interesting. Just have to be something where you are interracting with other people. And not like you play DnD with the same 3 people every week. Has to be something where you are running into new people from time to time. A lot easier to talk to a girl if you are running into her a bunch and can work up to it slowly. Instead of thinking you will only have 1 chance with whatever girl because you won't ever see her again. Which is why a lot of workplace relationships happen.

>>59122786
because I asked her to

>>59122960
They're all not pregnant.
Least likely to ever get pregnant Pippa

>>59122991
Literally all the girls seem to like them uncut

>>59122991
Banger tweet. Foreskin lackers can die in a hole

>>59122597
Are you black by chance? I notice a lot of blacks have lazy eyes

>>59122991
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59123062
Be sure to bring your own booze.

>>59123108
Non burger cope

>>59123061
>>59123078
>>59123108
>>59123125
Kill yourself

>>59123079
oh no...

>>59123038
Dizzy doesn't fit the image of a sea slug

>>59123108
Asians don't cut, unless they are Americanized Koreans and Filipinos.

>>59123158
Sorry your parents fell for the jewish psyop anon.

>>59122991
what a fucking cunt. i hope her vagina gets mutilated

>>59123158
Jews got your foreskin?

>>59122668
Dizzy I thought she was your friend....

>>59122991
Ahh she likes anteater dicks. Things make a lot more sense now.

>>59122991
cuts are truly the most oppressed people on earth...

>Arrives in town
>Sings Funky Town

>>59123157
>>59123158
Pippa likes them uncut, seethe.

>>59122971
Do you think I could find an online community to show my face to girls? Not sure if doing anything IRL is a good idea right now.

>>59122937
And so the circle of life goes on