/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

>>59094590
Based Gurass poster.

What if hypothetically Gura and I got married. Would you be upset?

>>59094691
Dream on
She is my wife

Gura is being scouted for an idol agency in the honeyworks mv for korone.

I think my caffeine high is finally wearing off.

>>59095353
I will fart on this thing.

>>59094691
swede-kun...

>>59094691
Gura's happiness is more important than my selfish delusions, so no.

>>59095569
Oh cuckoldry obsessed-kun......

I should finally sleep soon.
But I'm busy watching Youtube videos of live performances of good bands that played on video game soundtracks. Starsailor is good.

>>59095569
retard
kys

>>59095569
>banned so many times he resorts to vague posting
You're a pussy little bitch.

Imagine sticking to the same old debunked rrat for 2 years, literal fucking madhouse patient
End your life, schizo

>>59096382
Nta but >debunked isn't true
It could go either way

>nta

I'm going to Goom next week. I'm a bit nervous. Anybody know what it's like?

>>59096492
It feels much better if you put something in your butt and press towards the base of your pp. No, it's not gay.

>>59094568
I would flood a whole city just to get a date with her

What she doesn't like about eggs?
A. Shape
B. Smell
C. Taste
D. Color

>>59096852
she likes eggs

>>59096914
Finally someone don't instantly know the answer

>>59096852
Gura told us she cooked eggs in her bathroom, If someone cooks eggs in their bathroom of all places then you love them Plus Gura has eaten them on more than one stream.

Gura ate all the other cute Gura sharks back in the womb

what's her problem?

>>59097267
She stopped being lonely

Man I wish I could go back to school, I remember asking a girl to show me her pussy and she just pulled her panties and showed me her mons before our teacher caught us...
https://files.catbox.moe/lsbj5m.png

>>59097814
>sock off
So lewd

so no stream tonight either uh?

Damnit, if Pekora squeezed a sololive before Kanata I feel like a retard coping that Gura's would already be in production.

>>59096459
Nta, huh? Okay bud, sure.

I love my wife so much!!

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

copebud status?

>>59094568
That's a child

>>59095902
Someone should edit the water to be yellow so it's like she's sitting in her pee puddle ToT

Why did everyone start posting after it reached page 10?

>>59100488
That's my child daughter you sick fucker.

>>59100881
You child looks like a naughty girl. You are a bad parent.

>>59101072
I'll admit, I've been correctly her too harshly, so she's going through a phase now.

Child

>>59101394
Harlot

>>59101544
Bruh, wheres the rest of the food and why is there cum in my drink?

>>59101622
It's Gura's cum

When can we say that it's actually over, apart from the graduation announcement ?

>>59101788
>we

>>59101788
When she fucks off for October too

>>59096852
Spoonfeeding here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8B0oC9poy4

Booba huhaha

Anyone watching any VODs? I’m about to start her brief Metroid playthrough. BGM is kino

I wish Gura liked Pokemon, its got some cute girls.
https://twitter.com/trgk_/status/1705577176299409904

>>59102505
No, watching VODs reminds me how good we used to have it...

>>59102505
Metroid is kino, you're gonna love the ending.

>>59102908
gura masturbates to the girls without caring about the game or anime, she's based like that

>mfw all the posts I told to fuck off last thread got b&
What a shocker. Imagine a world where he couldn't ban evade.

>>59094568
I hope she will do a "Over the Garden Wall" watchalong one day

>>59103281
Hip tail

>>59103486
So it doesn't get in the way.

>>59103552
Is it painful? Is it sort of like a growth?

>>59103281
next movie may for sure

>>59104180
Me on top of that sexy shark

>>59104180
uppies

>>59104290
Why does this girl always want uppies?

>>59104180
>anon, anon, uppies, I wanna feel like a pwincess~

>>59104562
Because she's a little girl

>>59104793
LEG SWEEP

>>59104562
because little girls brains are hard wired to want to be picked up by their father, which, in guras case is me

Why is she such an ungrateful cunt wasting her brand new outfit that cover spent money and artists and riggers spent time on for her? Why does she despise her fans and all her colleagues?

>>59105034
Wrong, they love being picked up by any strong man

>>59105146

>>59105122

She probably has a new boyfriend and is spending time with him

>>59105255
Yeah, me.

>>59105122
>>59105255
kys

>>59105122
Idk ask Gura when you get the chance.

MEMBERS KARAOKE TONIGHT

I mating pressed Gura

>>59105122
shut up anti

>>59106338
Rather members chat

>>59106821
she'll get all her chatting done during the karaoke. prepare to be infuriated by her asking what to talk about after 10-20 minutes and moving on to singing

>>59106338
Even if this was true, I would not renew my membership, not until she is really back (if ever)

>>59107159
so true sis

>7 hours ago OP
>66 posts
ggg is fucking dead

>>59108027
good

>>59108027
/ggg/ is finally healing...

>>59108027
>NOOO YOU NEED 10 POSTS/MIN OF SCHIZO KEK RRATS AND ANTIS
kys faggot

>>59108027
ggg is healing

>>59100488
>tail isn't tigershark striped
fail

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>59100488
I want to fuck Gyaru Gura so bad...

>>59108082
I want to ruin school girl Gura. T o T

>>59100488
Gyaru is such a shit fetish.

I don't love Gura. I love her body.

Don't know why I'm suddenly getting it recommended to me now, but damn, the Haatons got a whole announcement and apology video. Can you imagine Gura ever doing something like that?

>>59109242
I'd drop her. Never apologize for anything.

>>59109242
Gura would never apologize because doormatbuds are too cucked to ever hold her accountable lol

>>59109242
she has nothing to apoligize for

>>59109242
How many ENs have done one of those dumb japanese style apology videos?

I think its time I unmember and move on, I'm just giving money for nothing in return at this point, I really don't think Gura is coming back this time. I don't blame her because some weird people joined her fanbase and made it so toxic that I think she is now done with it. Plus with how much work she says Hololive has her do off stream I think she is just so over worked and is ready to move on just like I think we all should do now.

>>59109242
No, she would have apologized LONG ago if she felt any guilt .

>>59109593
I always thought it was a rule of the internet to not apologize for anything

>>59109242
She will never apologize because she legitimately believes she isn't doing anything wrong. In her autistic worldview she thinks people forget about her when she isn't on stream.

I feel like I'm being ignored so I'll just post gura images

>>59109303
the only ones who need to apologize are antis and fiestysharts (same people)

I don't expect her to ever actually formally apologize, but some sort of explanation would be nice. Hell, I'd take another "what I can, when I can" at this point. At least it would be something.

>>59109732
try harder

>>59109770
I don't expect ANY EN to do one of those apology videos. Its retarded. We are American

>>59109789
keep seething

>>59109770
Nothing has been stopping her this whole time from updating us whatsoever she picked not to. Unless she is in talks for contract renewal and they are going back and forth or will not give her a better contract so she is fixing to be out a job like the 2 other HoloMembers we lost not very long ago. But at this point, we can only guess what is going on with Gura because not one of us knows hell she may really not give a shit and just does what ever she wants when she wants too and management could care less.

Yeah you'd have to get Gura to actually acknowledge that what she did was wrong to get an apology.

gura daki is so comfy
i just cant help sleeping in

>apologize
For...not doing anything? I genuinely don't get how these people think.

>>59109808
You sure are since you don't even know that HoloEN is not just America.

New Lucas, poko, and eseARU stuff.

>>59106338
copebuds really believe this

>>59094691
I would be happy that she is happy even so if she is with someone else

>>59108027
I've been looking at throughout day and didn't even post yet today
What is there to say

You guys may as well unmember and unsub from Gura because I can 100% say that she was in fights to get a better contract they would not and have now let her go (fired) she has said she is done with streaming and social media all together now. They are not saying anything to use this time to do a big cash grab beforehand. They will make an announcement soon that she will be taking a health break and will make Twitter updates on their own pretending to be her just till the merch refund window is closed and then will say that she has graduated.

Everyone seems to be moving away from the actual point I was getting it, so I guess I'll spell it out. Haachama has literally been recovering in the hospital getting medical treatments, yet she still felt like she should apologize for keeping everyone in the dark and for not being able to come back sooner.

With Gura we still don't really have any idea what's going on with her and despite saying she'll try to do better on several occasions, we always end up right back where we are and she doesn't really seem to show any indication that she feels she should let her fans know why she keeps vanishing or even some sort of timetable for when she will be around.

>>59110359
She already told us that she will never talk about what her exact health issues are on stream and asked us not to speculate about them.

>>59110347
>she has said she is done with streaming and social media all together now.
???
source???

Im not giving up my membership no matter how much you want me to.

I love gura

>>59110541
You do you, buddy, but at this point we can all agree that being a membershrimp is purely symbolic.

I miss Nina Kosaka of Nijisanji EN Ethyria

>>59110521
Which has only caused speculations to increase literally everywhere that talks about Gura. I don't expect her to say exactly what her condition is, just to say that it's why she's gone a lot. That's it. We don't even know if that's why, you're literally speculating that yourself.

>>59110541
yeah me too! she'll watch the mario movie with us any day now like she said she would. she saved it just for us. only a couple more months and she definitely will and then it will be worth the membership money!

>>59110521
It's questionable whether or not you can really believe she has those issues though. It just seems hard to imagine what kind of issue would allow her to stream whenever management needs her to, but never otherwise.
Like if Cover tells her to show up for event x, y and z she can do those, but then she cannot do any other stream?

shut up communicationkeks

>>59110531
Think he is trying to say that Gura was in contract renewal negotiations and cover management decided not to negotiate and then fired her without warning. I don't think or know if this is true just trying to sum up what I think he was trying to say. But unless Cover makes a post on Twitter then I would not believe it as of yet.

>>59110694
Unironically having a stream where a milf chuuba pampers Gura would be great, but I think Fauna fits just as well

Good afternoon chumbies. I am still testing hard drives- 16 more batches to go. Looks like I have one in this batch that's so bad that my test rig won't even boot with it attached.
Currently watching Among Us collab VOD from 11/9/2020

>>59110713
Don't forget about traveling to Japan for several months when her health issues were supposedly so bad that she had to stop streaming and Cover made an official statement.

>>59110743
>he
you're so funny schizo-kun

are antis pretending she hasn't apologized multiple times again

>>59110641
>>59110710
I've been a nousagi also for over 3 years now and we can go months without member content.

>>59110887
Whatever this person goes by.
>>59110910
She has not but she has gotten mad and told us she would not talk about it. Also, one point threatened to ban people in her chat for asking.

God damn these threads just get more and more pathetic
All the good chumbuds really have left to streamers who care about their support.

>>59110784
She traveled after getting the clear from her doctor. At least keep up with the timeline and member posts.

Chumbuds, what is the most erotic part of gura?

>>59111029
dam what a crazy concept

>>59111149
The part where she doesn't care about her fans, I find being hated incredibly erotic

>>59111149
Her bald soft pudgy pink small tight cunny

>>59111149
her hands

>>59111149
Her tail.

>>59111149
The very first thing that came to my mind was "belly" so I'm gonna go with that
But there are so many good choices. Flat chest, butt, tail, gills

>>59111149
Hips! Erotic!

>>59111029
I will post whatever I want about Gura because she betrayed my trust and my faith.

>>59111149
Gurass

Comfy time us over I guess. Whiny faggots need to tell us for the 800th time this week how Gura is a bitch and yadda yadda.

>>59111149
Her very existence is lewd.

I just realized something this morning. On the dakimagura, the front side where she's holding her arms out, I hold the daki from the right and the little ebi is exactly where my crotch is. So when I sleep holding the daki, I spend all night just rubbing my dick all over some random ebi.

>>59111639
yeah, me

im hungry
what should I eat

Theoretical: You're lying in bed with Gura in your arms. What part of her are you fondling?

>>59111789
Her childpits

should i

>>59111830
How many do you own already?

>>59111149
l

>>59111852
Hits different when you are a cute millionaire woman with three quarters of her life still ahead of her.

>>59111298
>The very first thing that came to my mind was "belly"
Supremely based

>>59111946

Do you think cover regrets the money wasted on making a new opening animation and outfit for her

>>59111830
if you want it, sure

>>59112028
Gura paid for the Anime OP herself If I did not misunderstand what she told us that stream. But I really think something is up this time and we may not see her on stream anymore.

Retard hours

Gura is in breach of contract by not streaming

>>59112028
Man you niggers really think the world revolves around streams, don't you? Don't get me wrong I'm not happy about the lack of them but if you think it's hurting Cover in any way you're insane, Gura's face is plastered on like 12 company events/sponsorships just this year

>>59112203
You can't fire me, I'm cute~

>>59112217
This, i hope Gura never streams again to show these losers who's boss

>>59112217
They only care about what they want, they don't even care about Gura

>>59112271
That's not at all what I said you strawmanning shit. Stay on topic

>>59112271
This is her plan chumbros! She didn't abandon us, she's ghosting to own the antis!!

Another day of fighting antis huh

>>59112339
>streams don't matter except when they do
Kekbuds really will bend their minds into pretzels to avoid ever admitting to the shart having a flaw...

>>59112339
Dont worry chumbie I got what you meant. Comfy hours are over so you cant have serious discussion right now

>>59112607
you are the dumbest poster in this thread

>>59101544
What's the Gura cocktail like?
It better not just be blue rum with pina colada. Although that's what it looks like.

>>59112777
You are even dumber for replying to the retard who has been posting the exact same shit since Gura started doing her little ghosting game

>>59101544
Is this some chumbie posting custom meal or is there actually a cafe with a goob cocktail?

>>59113048
Anon, that's Sameanko.
https://twitter.com/sameanko/status/1705539886902890621

No matter what happens, one thing will always remain the same. I really want to fuck Gura. I need to feel, sniff and lick every inch of her, then fill her womb with my goom. Multiple times. Damn erotic samegaki, making me horny even when she's not doing anything.

She's gonna finish Outer Wilds, right? She cares enough about Ame to finish her favorite game right?

>>59113273
Hope not, Outer Wilds sucks

>>59112279
Gura doesn't care about you either so its fair

I love the Gooba...

>>59113257
Amen to that

>>59113330
nah she hasn't collabed with a male yet

I don't care about Gura. I only care about her body. T o T

What if Gura is busy making the transition

>>59113642
The transition to a hebe? It was inevitable...

>>59113591
In her current life. It's probably in her contract at this point.

>>59113642
but her tail is cute...

>>59110910
She hasn't. She never said she's sorry. Just that she needs to do better and then said "actions speak louder than words." A couple days later she disappeared again with a word. LOL Oh the irony

>>59113739
shut up doxxfag

do you think gura is playing payday 3

>>59094568
I need to cum to your chuuba now

>>59113911
Get in line

>https://youtu.be/7b9DWZ1OxwI?si=NocsibnybPVB2Q_S
>Marine beat Gura in singing this
>even though she is the CITY POP SHARK
More proof that Gura doesn't care anymore......
it's over...

>>59113911
>>59114110

>>59114161
oops

>>59114161
So she wants us to come on her?

>>59114112
We could've gotten this kino from gura but instead her first solo cover in two years was a shitty meme cover she rushed out in two weeks so she didn't have to feel so bad about her music output for the last three years.

We are all American

>>59114296
No we are not and Gura prefers Eurochads. Cry about it.

>>59114295
>shitty
I love this cover and listen to it everyday

>>59114343
What is she staring at?

>>59114334
I remember when gura streamed rdr2 during euro time. It was the shittiest chat of all time. Your people don't know etiquette.

>>59114110
>doesn't have a fast pass
RUMAO get fast pass'd

>>59114161
i only have dino gura and nendogura....

>>59114343
I wasn't expecting to like it so much, but I actually think it's my favorite cover of hers so far. The song is pretty catchy and her voice sounds really good in it and suits it well. If only she could sound that good in all her songs.

>>59114454
Yeah, the mixing is really well done, her voice is not processed to shit like in most of her official songs, so you can actually hear her angelic voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDE9T4iSL5Y&t=3766s

>>59114623
Haha, yep, doesn't make any sense at all...

>>59114623
freudian slip...

>>59114454
>>59114606
I'm really happy about the mixing but I didn't like the song to begin with, so fuck me in particular I guess

https://youtu.be/bTczI0kNy0E?si=S6eWrCaLv_Ky5XKw

>>59114606
>>59114454
It is processed to shit though? Are you guys deaf?

That's a great shark right there.

>>59115154
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>59115154
It sounds good

As her fatherhusband, I can't help but worry about her sometimes. Say literally anything to your chumbies, Gura. Ease their hearts.
I know how hard it is, but please.

why do you fags assume she's wasting her life? sounds like projection to me

I wanna watch old animated movies with Gura, like Treasure Planet and Atlantis.

>>59115687
Who are you talking to?

>>59115525
Open your ears and compare it to how she sounds in a karaoke retard
>>59115558
That's not what's being argued

>>59115668
You are pathetic

>>59115820
If it sounds good then does it matter?

>>59115774
An Atlantis watchalong would be great. I've wanted that for a while. Any sort of watchalong would be great, really.

>>59115837
I prefer unprocessed gura. The closet you have her that to is in non-fiction. The rest is too processed.

>>59115154
No its not. Get some new hearing, faggot

Turn up your audio

>>59115936
ow

>>59115820
It sounds pretty similar to her karaoke. Especially when compared to the other shit she's released. Stop being a retard

>>59115932
>>59115979
Invest in some headphones ffs
It sounds nothing like gura doing karaoke. Go back to her listening Skyfall for a good example of what she should sound like. I think you've forgotten since it's been so long.

Before a 7 day ghosting would usually be broken up. Is 23 days the new norm?

>>59116125
I own dt880s. Do I need to upgrade

>>59116240
u need to get dan clark expanse

>>59116125
>skyfall
chumbie this is a song about doing a cutesy middle schooler voice, she nailed it and deep Skyfall gura was not the target for it

grumpy cheesestick

>>59116377
Way too developed

>>59116240
>>59116314
The range of her voice is much wider. It also has more depth to it. The mixer did the shit where they flatten her voice and the range gets squashed and all depth and flavor of her vocals are lost. I really want her to do this cover in karaoke now so you can see what I'm talking about.

>>59116423
I see what you are saying but for a song like this I don't think the vocals are the main focus

>>59116527
That's fair enough but I'm just annoyed at the ones that say it isn't processed

I guess the meidos have decided no fun allowed again. That could just be mayo on her face

Would you have a platonic relationship with Gura knowing that you'll never have a romantic one with her?

Sex with a fembud.

my wife

>>59116225
She's boiling the frogs, soon it will be considered perfectly normal for her to be gone for months

I'm sick, sing me a song and rub my tummy.

>>59116794
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>59116794
FEEL BETTER GURA

God I hate her so much

>>59114112
That's just due to management bias.

>>59117131
Same, still want to fuck her brains out though.

>>59116794
FEEL BETTER GURA

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>59117139
I hear tatsuro doesn't like gaijin either

>>59117238
Based if true

>>59116688
Yes.

I will always love the shart. The Gooba.

>>59116794
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>59117232
Is there a reason why this gets posted every thread?

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>59117672
It's to make the whinebuds and feistybuds finally leave forever.

Kidnap

>>59114112
It's not Gura's fault management doesn't help her making stuff like this happens like they help Marine.

>>59117838
They can't make mr.tatsuro unracist

>>59117761
Can't spell kidnap without kid

>>59117904
Child (mine)

>>59117672
it's lyrics from komm susser tod, it started after she sang it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxbXX64L_eo

>>59117838
Management is literally in the credits of Gura's anime OP. I don't think they helped with everything she's ever done, but it's damn near most of it. At this point it isn't an exaggeration to say that without management there would be no Gura.

>>59118138
Shouldn't you be helping Gura with whatever she's going through instead of posting here, manager-sama?

>>59118118
Oh yeah

>>59118138
Gura is just fucking lazy but these retards will blame the entire world before accepting that

>>59118512
Actually everyone accepts that. The problem is that she's lazy AND a bunch of other reasons compound into each other becoming a force stronger than the sum of their parts.

>>59118512
that and tatsuro hates gaijin

cun

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

Its been a while since ive listened to a gura karaoke, recommend me one to listen tonight

Just finished the Among Us collab VOD where Gura died almost immediately every round and pouted and wore her angry face pretty much the whole time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODUz01IkwxA
thread theme

>>59119133
We need another amogus arc

Is gura dead?

>>59119133
I love the part in Amongus where everyone doubted her and she was completely in the right in the end.

>>59118512
She's lazy and management is terrible which makes her negative traits like her laziness even worse. It's not hard to understand.

>>59119237
Wtf, I was recommended this yesterday on YT.

>>59119494
same, algorithm i guess

>>59119237
Never forget what they took from you

>>59119237
>uh oh
She's still the same same desu alright.

Gura scooping up sand is my kind of ASMR.
That and people silently riding Japanese faeries.

>>59119729
I think you mean ferries. Riding faeries would be something different

>>59119812
Yeah you know what I mean. I'm not talking about living onaholes here.

>>59119897
Yeah but we learned from Interspecies Reviewers that unless you're a dicklet or into fatties it's not as great as you'd think

>>59119360
Well to be fair Gura is horrible at explaining herself when when she is in the right. Like really she should've just shouted Ina killed Kiara at electrical and kept it at that cause her rambling just detracted from the report. (Also Ina was contradicting herself but they were all too dumb to notice it)

>>59120254
*even when she is in the right

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>59120294
ye

>>59120294
ye
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>59120254
And so I will never doubt her.

Gura likes being bullied and spit on

>>59119237
i wonder if all that sand made her hungry

https://twitter.com/MerryTail_/status/1705252261683777759
Which one of you was it

>>59121873
if gura lived in America her named would be Gura Gawr

>>59121873
If Gura is so good in bed why did she get an F?

>>59122167
i know right, she's totally an M

if you married gura would you have her take your last name or would you let her keep gawr

>>59122221
I'd rather have her take my veiny prick in her underdeveloped shark cunny

>>59122221
Gawr is a cool name. Why wouldn't you keep that.

>>59121825
She puts her kinks out there often for the world to see and she doesn't even notice it a lot of the time.
This girl has never had sex.

>>59122252
dont sexualize my wife

>>59119729
Shout out to "Solo Travel Japan"

day 9! give it up for day 9!

it's almost time to goom in moom.

Wait, her given name is Gawr?

>>59122592
Days mean nothing. I've become a monk.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>59123238
No, she's Gura Gawr. Gura is her given name, Gawr is her family name.

I will support her forever. If that makes me the last chumbie, so be it.

>>59123324
We should come up with names for her family

Unconditional faith in Gura.

My sleep schedule is all kinds of messed up now.

When is that Gura bread game on Steam releasing?

>>59123938
Why hasn't a fan made her a rhythm game full of copywrite free songs yet? Or even just holosongs.

They little "ay-uh-bwah' she does here is so fucking cute

https://youtu.be/X2RevpLq1yQ?si=YKcUU8qOddkZvU_A&t=46