/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59099298
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>59099325
Amen.

>open shinri's tag
>literally all genderbent shit
Sigh....
And most of its not even interesting just big tits woman with lanky arms yawn

>>59099634

https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1705339624107979138

altare doko…

"I sure love milk, I sure love milk, I sure love milk"
https://youtu.be/cNF7dsHecGU?t=19

>>59100422
Based milk drinker.

Grim

>>59100942
sex

i have once again missed a flay drawing stream because of work I LOVE MODERNITY

What did she mean by this?

>>59101076
>Not putting 1 wireless earbud in your ear and keeping your phone in your pocket while you work

where is my blue fuck guitar stream

>>59101168
bro needs a better alarm and to sleep normal hours instead of hibernating on sundays

leader overslept, frame's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN1V9RhL-Gg

im gonna be exceptionally schizo for one second, i have convinced myself that axel just fucking hates me for no reason. i know this probably isnt true, but its just one of those stupid feelings you get. does anyone have advice to like, not think this, because i dont want to fall further into this and then end up dropping axel and tempus as a whole because im just stupid.

>>59101630
don't worry he doesn't hate you because he doesn't know your existance. hope this helps cunt

>>59101630
Dude, unless you were at his M&G and talked shit about his family or something, the likelihood he remembers something stupid you said enough to hate you is like 0%. Especially because Axel is a dumb, naive, forgiving idiot who clearly doesn't want to hate anyone.

>>59101718
kek

>>59101630
unironically take a break if you feel this way. I just came back from a long break (the reason should be obvious) and now I feel a more normal fan experience from before

>>59101630
axel is very forgiving and chill, did he not read your chat/supa or something for you to have this thought

>>59101120
I wanted to participate...

altare still puts magni and vesper in his descriptions huh

>>59101718
>>59101750
>>59101843
yeah sorry, im just supremo depresso lately and needed the reassurance
>>59101804
for me personally this isnt an option ill probably never come back and i dont want that, but welcome back yourself

>>59101895
>>59101076
I always miss his membership streams bc of timezone shit, if it helps. We can cry about it together

>>59101630
bitch he doesn’t know you exist. you don’t even take up the single brain cell he would need to hate you

LEADER ON MENSHI TELLY
https://youtu.be/bN1V9RhL-Gg
https://youtu.be/bN1V9RhL-Gg
https://youtu.be/bN1V9RhL-Gg

Blue menace on the menshi telly

>>59099634
This one has nice arms

abayo he's gonna get in trouble

>>59102362
unironically go touch grass, it'll freshen your mind

>>59101630
It's okay. I sometimes feel like that when I send a supa or a milestone chat and it doesn't get acknowledged or they only react to it without thanking. Just take a short break and try not to think about it too hard. Axel does not hate you, he's a nice boy

Oh god I missed this

tempus tattoo?

Tempus Disneyland ikz

WHAT

holy fuck keep your mouths shut

>>59103476
probably this >>59079082

uuuuuu

Altare always drops the crazy shit in his menshi and then just doesn't elaborate.

>>59103476
Kind of related but unless you don't mind your tattoos aging terribly and/or are certain you will look at that stuff with fondness even 10 years from now, as a reminder you really loved that thing once, the rule is to not tattoo stuff that is too recent. Living people, ongoing stories etc. can disappoint you and if you have them tattooed on your body forever it kind of sucks.
Pic related, I wonder how that couple feels about it now.

>>59103893
>>59079082
I guess this is fine though, because it's not specific enough.

>>59104062
i think i know when it happened too

>>59103853
>>59103860
>>59104062
You all made me think he said something crazy
He didn't say anything big at all.

what the hell did he say

i love guitar menshis so much, so comfy

>>59104382
He's pushing for more songs and wants to off collab with Axel
Which... you know... we all knew already

..I've never heard that defintion of boytoy

so vesper tried to fuck altare IRL and that’s why things fell through between them?

That art that Hyde did of him is all he's got

who. what song is he talking about

>>59104147
I'm on the stance that subtle fandom tattoos is better as it is less likely to be regretted then very obvious tattoos. There is a big difference between getting a tattoo of a koi with a blue fin and getting a puniko tattoo. Both tattoos would mean the same thing but one can be disconnected from the meaning and the other can not. I'm used puniko as the example because I have considered getting a tattoo of a koi with a blue fin as a shinri reference.

he's a little rusty but this is still nice

>High school team
2
>Division team
11
>Divegrass team
666

altare's playing his raws

There is a famous filipino vtuber who just recently announced his indefinite hiatus. do you think he joined stars en?

>>59101630
Of course I hate you ya dumb bitch. But for real you're alright.

altare really loves woven fates huh

>>59105332
no nigga

>>59105344
Of course, Lily made it

>>59105380
why?

>>59105424
Not everyone who graduates is going into Hololive you fucking moron

>>59099325
Amen

What's the 20% from?

I want to force feminize Altare into being my wife…

>>59105568
probably something that just goes into covers pocket kek

>>59105344
He should, it turned out great

>>59105568
Since all their business has to go through Cover in Japan it's probably just some sort of international tax bs

>>59105460
With all the hate Nijisanji is getting (good, because fuck them and their talents for harassing Mano Aloe), everyone wants to join Hololive. How dumb can you be?

I want to hurt altare (affectionate)

PEE SLIME AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE

cute

This song is so old

>>59101630
I used to be like this with my JP oshi which made me unproductive and scared me to never talk in the chat, once I had my tempus oshi and realized that what I typed in chat wasn't a big deal I stopped thinking that my jp oshi hated me, so my advice is just to chill out, it's fine unless you're a spammer or a collab beggar he's not going to hate you.

>Do you want me to reach into your gloopy body, put my fingers in, to heal me?

>>59105734
I think a lot of guys would probably still prefer to go to Nijisanji because they'd get more viewers, more content freedom, and could interact with females without pissing off the larger fanbase. On the other hand you get a shit design and an NXT name.

>>59105734
Wanting in doesn't mean they'll get in dude.

Slimes are the healers of Tempus for now

>>59106085
that's delusional on your part. 2 male vtubers are openly shitting on nijisanji, namely khyomaru and falseeyed. they are the reason why nobody wants to join nijisanji anymore doofus.
>>59106095
kamiya juu is talented enough.

>>59106278
It's been proven time and time again that talent doesn't guarantee a spot.

Altare's armor is pretty cool. Don't usually see the body part

Oh my god

Holy shit kek

it's not bad if I clip that audio right. it's like 3 seconds...

I fucking love cello. Altare needs to play his cello in a 3D performance

Good Morning, Nature Anon here. I had to get some sleep but I'm now up and back to introducing the pack. Next is the bettwolf dog pup. His name is Sage. Sage is way shyer then his brother and spends more of his time hiding. I suspected Sage may not be able to hear very well which is why he is so shy. He isn't completely deaf but the rest of the pack make a point to be louder when he is near which adds to my suspicion. I suspect the fact I always walk quietly when on my research trips freaked him out cause he couldn't tell I was their as he seems more comfortable with me now that we are at the sanctuary and I'm walking louder again. I make a habit of walking louder around my hearing impaired animals so they know I'm there I will give Sage the same consideration from now on.

>>59106731
>this things hearing impaired
>im hearing impaired
wow. literally me. thanks nature anon

I am healed

blue fuck...

arutea love..

I still chuckle thinking of Shinri saying that Altare has big ears

Thread has been so slow nowadays that I've been feeling like I can recognize a lot of anons /here/ and that makes me really uncomfortable

>>59107501
All me

>>59105734
>their talents for harassing Mano Aloe
is this meme or do you have any source? i just know she graduated because she leaked something
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1300236867040882690

>>59107554
Off topic
she got suspended for not deleting a stream test previous to her debut, but she graduated out her own volition because of the harassment and doxxing she received after implying nijisanji was a black company when one of their members graduated

>>59107501
who am I

>>59107554
this >>59107625
it just means nijisanji sent their goons to harass her. hololive fans should avenge her by shitting on nijisanji

>>59099325
amen

this is some weak bait

I'm becoming Shinri

>>59107625
>>59107758
oh, thanks for letting me know.

>>59108003
Why are your fingers so short

>>59107812
Samefag is desperate

>>59108003
you need to moisturize your hands

>>59108144
No idea, they're very flexible tho
>>59108331
Is that why they're blue?

sex with

>>59108530
clown

>>59108398
it looks dry, either you are washing your hands too much (probably not since you have blue paint on your hands) or you are in need of moisturizer and drink more water. Also cut your fucking nails.

>>59108398
Yes, they’re begging for water.

>>59108003
What did you do bro

>>59108633
No, I already broke my nails the other day and need to let them grow again (they grow fast!!) cause I play guitar.
But yeah I don't drink much water, mainly coffee, my pee smells like Doritos
>>59108639
kek

>>59108775
I'm painting my room, waiting for it to dry so I can apply another coat of paint

>>59108088
Now you know why nobody wants to join Nijisanji right now. Expect Kamiya Juu in Holostars EN soon

>>59108003
Looks like acrylic paint...
Are you painting warhammer minis anon? Thin your paints.

ToT my wife
https://twitter.com/CY220726/status/1705624203070955983

>>59109559
nah just usual boring stuff >>59109155
I have 0 artistic skills, no drawing, no painting

Anybody know til when are the VODS from Dez and Vesper are gonna be available to the public?

>>59110151
Probably whenever the memberships and emotes expire, so around the 30th?

>>59110151
membership content is gone by next Saturday, VODs should stay up until Hololive Production ends, I guess?

>>59109605
that's OUR wife

WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArbrTvHxEY

>>59110441
cringe

>>59110441
Shinri's part surprises me every time

i love him

I overslept the FF7 stream and it still hasn't done processing so I have to wait till I can watch it, why do Axel's vods take so long to not buffer constantly

>>59110441
Unironically really good

>>59110592
Oh I get the same issue, only with Dingo's vods, I don't get it

>>59110564
Bird boy cute~

>>59110592
>>59110624
I have that with some ID streams too, I guess it's just that they're in another region so for westerners it takes longer to fully load.

>>59110399
no I refuse to share him ofc it's our cute blue wife chu~

"Oh no, my metal pipes~!!!"
https://twitter.com/bakudadadan/status/1704890193424077111

>>59108530
Gibble Bibble

Oga cutie
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GDy1J7MTgMY

>>59108003
Anon spared a Corruption Beast...

>>59111121
fuck this song i'm obligated to repeat it until the earworm goes away

>>59110564
I rape him

>>59111362
Can't rape someone who'd probably consent

i heard that hens will die if an egg is stuck in their cloaca because they won't be able to shit or piss. so there is a non zero chance that hakka and the hakkitos will die because they are filled full of shit

>>59111634
Hakka isn't a hen tho

>>59111954
I will make him lay his first fertilized egg

>>59110441
MAKING NOISE MAKING NOISE MAKING NOISE

>>59112328
It's over, okay?

>>59112008
Dogs can't breed with birds

>>59113449
yes they can. at least birds are not dead people

I miss altnowa

>>59113700
Same

>>59113700
cringe

I miss zetaxel, soon will be their anniversary (of announcing way out collab)

>>59113517
Time for a lil slice

As much as I loved cello streams, guitar streams are always so comfy and fun, I missed them so much uuu ALTARE LOVE

>>59113700
I too miss things that only existed for the first couple of months of Tempus' existence.

Nature Anon here. Next introduction is the altwolf. His name is Rowen. Rowen is why I suspect I poorly educated vet has visited this pack in the past as his leg was professionally amputated. This vet was not trained in dealing with tempanimals as they clearly left the pack after becoming a pack mate which is very cruel to bettwolf 2s. Rowen is very serious but friendly. He can't hunt do to only having 3 legs however it seems his job is to protect the den and pups.

>>59114126
Something about guitar streams just extends my life expectancy, dunno what it is

>>59114055
magmites i know you are missing maguni a lot but trying to get a literal slice of him is yabai yo

>>59114150
UUUUUU POOR BABY ;-;

>>59113784
>>59114139
why are you so mean to altnowa </3

>>59114150
I low-key want to train a tempanimal to shitpost online

>>59114336
Don’t mind them anon
ALTNOWA LOVE FOREVER

>>59114150
anon I think it would be good if you share this stuff on twitter if you have one, tempura would find it cute

>>59114397
UUUU ALTNOWA LOVE

>>59114397
I love them so much I hope Altare shares bts stories...

>>59114433
I don't want to do that as twitter sucks and I'd rather not be given a face which twitter would give. My work also is reliant on editing stock images and stuff like that attracts weirdos. However feel free to share my work just make it known you aren't the original creator of writings, I can't care about the images really, the writings are the original work not my photo shopped images.

I have 1 year to marry so I can get Axel to record a video to me

>>59115282
why one year

>>59115518
otherwise I'll have to take care of family's business and won't have time to watch Tempus

>>59115555
no bro, be like elemental (2023), follow your dreams

>>59115555
Take care of the family business, it's their legacy to you, don't squander it.

https://youtu.be/bN1V9RhL-Gg?t=5066

>>59115911
TToTT

>>59115911
kyaa~

>>59115911
"it" and not "them"
I see you

>>59115911
Nyoooo Leader~ don’t stick your fingers in me~ aieeee

>>59115911
nice

>>59115981
:3

>>59115911
altare's crazy I like it

Nature Anon here. Last of the pack mates i already introduced but without their names is this Axel wild dog. This is Maverick, he seems to have trust issues likely from the vet that abandoned them carelessly. He is starting to warm up to me however it is going to be a long road to befriending him.

>>59111121
I know right? Just look at him
https://twitter.com/ga012410/status/1705609111327621367?t=nDVtjeDXrMHw0bZCfYX72g&s=19

>>59111424
Realistically speaking, would Hakka really like it?

I'm glad one of Axel's core memories of Magni is about him getting tongued

Damn pilot needs rape correction
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1705677116707057958

>>59118454
Hmm depends if he likes being roughed up or not. Rape normally implies rough sex so being willingly raped would require him to both like being submissive and being roughed up during sex. some folk are into being raped so it is hard to say. Basically to answer the question "Would Hakka willing give himself to be raped?" we'd need to answer "How kinky is Hakka?" if he is really kinky he'd likely be into it if he is more vanilla he'd hate it.

>>59102117
It's likely a video description he wrote up a long time ago and set to automatically drop into new uploads/streams. Pretty much every YouTuber does that by now.

Yeah bettel is truly next to graduate, he's becoming like magni after 6 month

rape the jester

I had a weird dream last night. For whatever reason I was on the rooftop level of some kind of parking garage, and Altare was there. Then Magni and Vesper joined up for some kind of reunion type deal. It wasn't a stream, just three dudes hanging out. At one point Altare and Vesper held hands and started flying. I'm not sure how that happened. Anyways, we all decided to move away because there was someone with a dog in a different car and we were worried it would bite us. Anyways, after that I remember everyone entering a shopping mall and trying to find somewhere to go, and I was following Altare around with a shopping cart. I offered to buy him a female sex toy from one of those booths that get set up in the hallways, but he declined.

Also, the dog wasn't Axel. In fact, I don't recall seeing Axel at all. Maybe I was Axel in this dream. I was pretty short, though, so maybe I was Shotaxel? Hmm.

Gwak gwak.

>>59118846
>Deep analysis about Hakka's preferred taste for deep dicking born from anon bantz during dead hours

I love this general

>>59119610
kek fun dream. my only Tempus dreams are me watching streams which can fuck up my Tempus facts

>>59119839
This is how Xenokunians prepare fish with cream sauce

>>59119610
Did you dream in anime style?

WHEN THEY SAY THEY WANT TO PLAY LIES OF P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCvq5bZlQA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCvq5bZlQA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCvq5bZlQA0

>>59119986
I'm a bit too analytical always have been. I put way too much thought in to the logistics of many things for no reason. also I haven't had a good night sleep in a week so I'm kinda going crazy. not sure why I chose to analysis Hakka's sex taste though as I normally keep myself pretty clean in the stuff I talk about.

>>59119610
>>59120126
How do folks even remember dreams for me it is like a moment passes from when i fall asleep to when i awake and the only reason I know time passed is cause the sun is back.

>>59119480
Can Bettel not do things without people doomposting about him? seriously even if he is just tired we got like 10 hours of him a day most of this week. Vtubers are human and need to do human stuff sometimes. It is probably about Horse shopping or a doctors appointment or something it isn't that serious damn. Also why does everyone always target Bettle for this? Shinri is the one who has talked about needing to slow down and junk yet they target the clown cause he lives near Magni. and the argument that him and Magni are friends is stupid because by that logic Axel and all of tempus is going to graduate soon. Axel legit says they are still friends, I think everyone has said that.

>>59120714
>responding seriously to bait

>>59120323
Not really, come to think of it. It was pretty much a realistic setting, but I don't quite recall the facial details. I do want to say that beyond the faces, the other visual details were pretty much the same. I could even hear their voices pretty distinctly, which is how I knew who was whom.

>>59120714
>How do folks even remember dreams for me it is like a moment passes from when i fall asleep to when i awake and the only reason I know time passed is cause the sun is back.
It helps when you wake up to try and actively replay your dream in your head and/or write down whatever you can remember. The more you practice, the better your memory becomes. I think.

RATE THE STREAM

>>59120981
heh

>>59120892
I've tried that it never worked for me. I might have something to do with the fact I can't willingly sleep rather sorta just pass out. It probably isn't healthy but whatever.

bettel hasn't played sims 4 in 3 months... he's just like magni... it's over...

Dear /mans/chamas, If you see a poorly written, painfully ESL post making a dumbass statement, don't reply to it! hehe :>

What are your favorite songs sung by the boys during karaoke? I really like altare's those eyes and bettel's creep

ENTER AND EXIT HAKKA

>>59122003
Bettel's Ghost songs and Hakka's Gasolina

>>59121813
But what if I'm absolutely sure that it was made by Axel? Am I supposed to ignore it then?

>>59122071
Doing that right now hehe

>>59122097
Hakka's gasolina was so good kek

>>59122003
I adored Bettel singing Brains. Billy and Mandy was my childhood and hearing my oshi sing Brains was a rush of nostalgia.

Flay just convinced Hakka to play Lies of P. In return, Flay is playing Dave the Diver

>>59122491
No, that is not fair, I wanted to see Hakka trying Hi-Fi Rush. He will never beat Lies of P

>>59122535
I don't think he'll end up doing crazy Bettel hours so he could still play it.

>>59122003
Every single Hakka spanish song. His voice sounds so different I love it. Aniki Singing English and older japanese songs is also great too

>>59122003
dame más gasolina

>>59122003
Altare's moon river, close to you and Magni's that's life

>>59122003
all the almond duos

>>59122003
Vesper's Soulja Boy

>>59122003
everywhere I look I see him

>>59122673
I wish he sang in Spanish more. It's nice to hear him sing in his first language

>>59120714
Do not bite bait ffs

Nature Anon here. Next pack member to introduce is Hazel the Shinri Sheepdog. Hazel is a very gentle and loving girl, I'm pretty sure she's a pure bred as crosses tend to have darker back fur. Truthfully Hazel being in the pack makes me angry as she is very clearly an abandoned pet and was abandoned for a stupid yet common reason. See a quirk about tempanimals is that they all can learn to speak. Their vocal cords are similar ours so they can learn human languages and they are smart enough to understand it which means they can and do have full blown conversations with humans some time. Issue is there is no controlling a tempanimal learning to speak it is something that just happens you can't teach them to nor can you prevent them from learning to. This leads to humans buying tempanimals and abandoning them when they speak because they find it creepy. Hazel can speak a few words but seems very scared to speak around me likely do to her abandonment. Hopefully with time I'll be able to have conversations with her once she knows I am not disturbed by her speaking to me. So far all she has said to me is "Sorry!" after she stepped on my foot causing me to yelp in alarm but I've heard her say "Bad pup." to Orion when he tried to fight Bruno and "Good pup!" when Sage greeted Bruno on his own. I think her job is teaching the pups as she is not their mom but seems to spend a few hours with them everyday.

AAAAAAAA I WON'T BE ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH THE LAST STARFIELD VOD I FORGOT HE WAS STARTING EARLIER

>>59123422
he seems interested in doing an Spanish karaoke eventually, but he has also mentioned hes not very confident singing in Spanish as he is with Japanese/English so it might take him some time..
hope its soon

PILOTO NOW IN PVP MODE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vy1l0mXiYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vy1l0mXiYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vy1l0mXiYQ

I love Flayon!!!! I'm so happy to be getting a Melty Blood stream today. I love this little red shota pilot!

Look, I found Axelotls in Starfield

>>59118846
>How kinky is Hakka?
He hasn't been really open about what he likes, we know he's a bit of a scalie, retweets and likes suggestive fanart and that he's watched BLs. The porn he retweeted it does look very kinky with the teasing and the dark alley scenery, BLs usually lean on the hardcore stuff but he said that junjou and Sekaiichi made him lose faith in love so maybe he doesn't like it rough? He does like pain but he never mention liking it in a sexual way.
That's pretty much all the info we have so far.

I love Flayon's cute random gremlin noises and squeals!!!

>>59122003
Altare's Dancing in the Moonlight gets stuck in my head every time he sings it, also Everything I Ever Wanted.

>>59125094
desu what you like in fiction doesn't always mirrors what you like for yourself
i watch rape porn, love BL and kinky stuff, but I'm the most vanilla ass in bed

>>59125868
same, Im into like, versions of snuff and stuff but when it comes to real like SUPER vanilla
wtf, how does captcha know I like BIG men and women....

Its kinda hot that Flay is very likely older than me desu....

>>59126424
I estimated he's around 27

>>59126660
well, just just just barely older than me is fine too

>>59126424
>>59126660
tfw if I got into Holostars I'd be the oldest member except maybe Vesper, how old was he?

>>59126903
no clue but purely out of brief curiosity how old are you then?

>>59126903
35

>>59126424
funny, I think it's kinda hot that hakka is probably younger than me

>>59127018
Im still thinking about Shinri saying that Vesper is mentally older than him, makes me wonder how old Shinri really is then

>>59126995
Thirty-one.

>>59127018
I meant in-character, though I forget if that was canon after all.

>>59127226
mhmm, not so "bad" then, I mean, nothing wrong being among the hags and like...

>>59127226
In character, 28

New suit!

>>59127207
>>59127328
Maybe Shinri is/was a young 30 at the time.

Axel finally got them the Super Stickers perms

>>59127226
Don't worry oji-san there's older members

dios mio...

>>59127606
Mi cara cuando Hakka cancela el Zatsudan en español porque se quedo joteando con Flayon y Bettel toda la noche

>>59127784
Mi cara cuando Hakka derritió sus galletas en papel encerado que compró cuando quería conseguir papel pergamino.

>>59127419
Oooh, this one looks nice

I wonder if they can get Mahoyo perms. It's nice hearing Flay enjoying Type-Moon stuff.

>>59128019
no, they can't

>>59128050
why not

>Hakka is terrified of his ass looking juicy

>>59128102
cause they don't want to let Holopro play their games

>>59128152
I don’t see the problem

>>59128352
But they're playing Melty right now...

>>59128402
>they
Flay and who?

>>59128523
NTA but the machiroons I guess?

>>59128379
Don't wanna show it off for free

Shinri can't read

>>59126424
>>59126660
He's older than me by like a year then, thaaat's pretty hot.

How do I live my life knowing that the Lies of B finale could be on the telly at any second...

>>59128019
>>59128352
You never know, it might be possible. Flay IS slowly making himself more know in those circles, I remember some of the VN and stuff twitters were following him when he played their games so like...maybe one day ya knows?

>>59129045
Unlikely that he'll guerilla before the 3D reveal. Unless he forgor again. But Flay has scheduled his stream for after, so if it happens I expect it to be at the same time.

>>59129241
Oh I also forgor that makes sense anon thanks for the tip.

Really out of nowhere pair but, Hana sex!

axel rt
https://twitter.com/nyaningisa2/status/1704755602499706911

WTF HAKKA ON THE X (FORMERLY KNOWN AS TWITTER) SPACE FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES NOW
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1705721923278119191
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1705721923278119191
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1705721923278119191

>>59130000
FUCKKK ALMOST GOT CONTENT FOR MY DUMBASS CRACKSHIP BUT ITS GENDERBEND SHIT AHHHH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Nice to see some Axel and Hakka fanarts because of the Malaysia convention

>>59129159
I hope that happens, my babyboy deserves it

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1705736795688996923
What did Axel mean by this?

>>59130961
same same

>>59130981
He's gonna shit in pakosen's ass

>American clothes smell like America
WTF is he talking about

>>59131186
No lo entenderías...

>>59130900
Do they have a name for the two of them?

Oh, for the anon that asked a few threads back Hakka just said his favorite Sanrio characters
>Main lineup - pompompurin
>Secondary - kuromi

>>59131823
What is his favorite Pucca character?

>>59131761
They did that one bunny stream early on, I wonder if they came up with anything back then

>>59131868
Hasn't said as far as I know, he just said Sanrio characters because someone asked in chat.

>>59132071
ask about pucca then

Axel stop wasting all your money on food, retard

>>59132117
Food is never a waste wtf

>>59131761
Spicy Spic I can't think of anything else that isn't a joke name or lame.

I am extremely tired and going right back to sleep after this, but man, I really do love this guy. I'm always thankful that Axel reached for this chance when he had- thank you. He's just always able to lift my spirits up no matter! I wish him the best, and I love that he's reaching out to more and more axelotls and tempura too! I hope that one day Axel's able to regularly appear at cons around the world, that'd be nice, I think. Please have a ton of fun with Hakka! Oh, yeah, they have an announcement too, I wonder what it is? I'm just glad, Axel's so very excited to stream- his FF7 streams are so enjoyable and really nice to watch, I'm able to stay up easily for them so I'm happy! And he's always on about the future. I can't wait to see where he goes. Ah, and Dave the Diver's on later this afternoon! Good luck forever, Axel, and I hope that you're always happy and healthy!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am now thinking about cute interactions with Axel and Hakka where they hunt together and Axel helps Hakka to cut up his food

>>59132117
he's literally talked about having a bunch of money he's saving to buy a house
also that was a scam by his sister cause she wanted him to eat at her workplace

>>59131761
My suggestiona are birgo or haxel

Will today be the end of Lies of P?

>>59133367
>birgo
Jeje alto virgo el Axel

>>59133212
Oh that's actually really cool! Don't let cannibal axelotl anon read this post, though.

which lies of p playthrough is worth watching?

I look periodically at Shinri's starfield streams and 90% of the time it looks the same

>>59133937
KEK

Chances Flay also plays

>>59133212
woah cool...
Nature anon was right....

>>59133212
It always amazes me how smart/resourceful corvids are.

>>59133212
hakka's a crow and axel's just a dumbass

>>59134436
plays what

Based hoarding playstyle, Shinri

>Domino's meat lover
Shinri's so real

Shinri stop saying that, you'll get forbidden to visit London

>>59133054
Thanks doc!
Tempus love!

>>59134016
kek

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1705757297165713419
Hakka...

Can you guys post your axel soundposts, I lost my dingo collection

>>59136962

>>59137962
If you let this look, it could be a hot remix backbeat to some kind of EDM.

>>59136962
I'm not the greatest soundpost maker

>>59136962

Nature anon here. It is time to introduce Orion and Sage's mom. This is Nyx she is a Flaymutt. Nyx is trouble I have no idea how Alpha handles her as a pack mate let alone as his mate. Nyx seems to only want to cause harmless chaos, her favorite thing is to hide your stuff and then bring it to you when you get too frustrated. Also I swear she can teleport, I'll be minding my own business and suddenly she'll be in front of me. She isn't small I have no idea how she keeps doing this.

>>59123958
>They can potentially talk
>Owners sometimes abandon them for this
I would never abandon my pets for this. Why, I'd definitely expand their vocabulary and encourage them to use it often!

>>59115911
I'm gonna keep coming back to this

Damn, Shinri made a massacre

>>59138356
nyx is a smug looking bitch i love her

>>59139115
the easy post number helps

>>59137962
>>59138125
>>59138347
Sankyuu

Do you guys bookmark tweets? I don't really understand why you would do that

>>59104147
IDK, they are really cute and there lot of cute mascots out there, I don't think theres much issue with tats like that

>>59140068
yeah, either to retweet at a later time to better promote someone's art if i'm scrolling at 4 am, art reference, saving nsfw posts

>>59140068
yeah art to jerk off to

>>59140068
Yes, for easy access and for when you don't want it to be in your likes which your followers can see.

>>59140068
I just use it to separate funny shit from whatever other garbage I throw in my likes

>no subnautica subzero because he'll just play with outposts in Starfield

>>59122003
Altare - Close to You
Axel - One Night Carnival
Hakka - Freak on a Leash

>>59104062
>>59104198
>>59104315
I watched the menshi and am now back reading the tread,
Altare subtly implied that he had met Vesper irl
Considering how many week long vacations he takes and misdirects his audience on where he actually went, this isn't surprising at all.

>>59141202
Pretty sure they avoided doing a threeman offcollab because it would feel unfair to Axel, even if it is reasonable

>>59141202
Yeah like I said. Nothing crazy
I didn't even register that as something to take note of it just seemed so standard

>>59138763
Some people don't research their pet and get them because the more human like face is appealing not realizing a tempanimals is actually closer to a human then a standard animal. Not just mentally and physically but even genetically. How tempanimals came to be is unknown. One famous legend goes like this. A long time a go, longer then anyone cares to remember, there was a village deep in mountains. This village was so high up it was closer to the heavens then any other human settlement. Because of this gods and goddesses would leave the heavens to play in the village. The story has to different ends depending on who you ask. One ending states that one day a god of life and creation came to the village and impregnated every of age women in the village. However do to being a god of creation and life he carried the DNA of all beings to ever exist resulting in the children born being animal human hybrids which were full grown at birth. Upon their birth the hybrids were chased from the village by the men who found them disturbing and as punishment for this the village was burned to the ground with non surviving. Another ending states a god of creation and chaos got drunk in the village and the animals birthed these hybrids as a result which scared the townsfolk so much they burn the village down believing it was a curse. The 3rd and final ending states. The leader of the village grew greedy and started charging the gods higher and higher taxes when they visited. This annoyed the heavens but they put up with it for a long time. That was until the leader kidnapped a young goddess and forced her to bed him resulting in the goddess falling pregnant. Before the child was born the goddess escaped and informed her parents who were outraged at what happened to their child so they burn the village and turned all but the children in the village into animals with human faces. This is one of many legends of why tempanimals exist truthfully I find this folklore just as fascinating as tempanimals themselves.

>>59140237
>>59140280
just leave the tab open you fucking freaks

SLURP

AIIIEEEE SOMEONE INVADED SHINRI'S HOUSE

god I want to fuck a koipanion through the gills

>>59140068
i do it rarely on tweets i dont want to scroll through likes to find. i have maybe 10 bookmarks. i find it weird when i see people bookmarking some of the tweets i make tho

>>59141491
To me it came as a surprise bc I didn’t think they would be that interested in meeting unless it was in a group and how under wraps it was kept. Last time some boys met we pretty much knew instantly

>>59142945
LEAVE THEM ALONE YOU SEXUAL FIEND! DEVIANT!

My question is how the fuck did someone end up dropping some exercise equipment loudly enough to make shinri think a car crash happened outside? I've had a car crash happen outside my house It was fucking loud man. what the fuck were those idiots doing to cause a noise that loud?

>>59143699
probably moving it?

>>59143453
Altare took a trip to CA in the spring, but he could say that so mentioning Vesper wouldn't be possible in that situation.

>>59143962
Ya but loud enough to think it was a car crash. Either they fuck up badly or Shinri has never heard an actual car crash before. The low speed crash that happened outside my place shook my entire house it was so fucking loud.

>>59138356
very powerful, aware aura!

>>59144553
anon, it's loud, do you wanna hear a real car crash I can run over your mother over and over while she cries if that will satisfy you, then we record the audio and send it to Shinri to see if it was similar to the sound he heard outside his house. If he admits it wasn't like that, then congrats, you're right, Shinri doesn't know how loud a car crash really is.

>>59145060
Why would running over a pedestrian make the same noise as a car crash?

>>59145414
Because anon's mom is just that fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndAn4TysuLY