/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Hey, is there a way to get to the true ending without picking History? I wanna be with Myka all the time.

I wish to have sex with the princess

WHAT IF,
Shiori are the real boss villain in advent.
It's going to be interesting if, in the future, Yagoo decides, "Alright folks, let's release the custodian who put advent in jail as the fourth EN."

SHIORI CUTE

Why is there still no live chat? did she edid the vod or something or is yt just shitting the bed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ_WaZLlPp0

how did she feel about saya no uta

>>59040277
Probably the whole content ID thing.

and again...

Waiting for the cringe Gosling and Berserk ritual posts

Damn, I can't get into Suzette's ending no matter what. I always have to give way for Tereza.

I love my wife Shiorin~

Shiori my love, $3200 isn't enough.. You deserve more

>>59041040
Pagely reminder that your wife deserves half of your wealth.

>Try a little sister Shiori run on c.ai
>It eventually leads to a situation where all of the AI options are Shiori confessing her love for me

WHYYYY

>>59041258
It's very easy to suggest it something even if you don't mean to. Remember that it's not really a character AI, but a text completion AI.

>>59041255
I'd give her $10k if only youtube would allow me.

>half of your wealth
Sure, if Shiori lets me marry her for $470k I would gladly give all of that to her.

>>59041443
I'd allow you to marry her if you give me all of that money.

>>59041443
She is gonna make more than that in a year.

What's this warm and fuzzy feelings whenever I watch Shiori

>>59041617
It's Mococo.

>>59040692
>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>59041597
I mean just from memberships alone she's probably gonna pull 100k gross, let alone merch and supas

>>59041617
Anon and Shiori sitting in a tree!

Shiori kissed us in the middle of the movie but felt the need to just hug after, why? She already crossed the line...

>>59041763
She's female, anon

>>59041763
She saw the post about how we would get neither last night and wanted to prove anon wrong.

>>59041763
>I got a kiss!
>But I didn't get two kisses
Some novelites are just too mentally weak

>>59041682
Will you guys buy a single set of merch or more? I know that your avg nvlt is retarded with his spending. Can Hololive merch be out of stock? I've never bought anything physical. I remember that omocat stuff went out of stock fast, but what about official holo merch?

>>59040060
I love Shiori Novella. Not just a tiny crush, but a full-on, consume my thoughts and actions type of love.

>>59042235
I'll buy one set of everything. Only generic stuff doesn't run out of stock immediately and it usually doesn't have that big of a talent cut.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Why am I happy? Please stop, Shiori. I don't know how to handle this.

Shiori made me schizophrenic.

>>59042235
I'll buy one

>>59041763
Stop complaining or we don't get any.

>>59042741
That's not a bad thing necessary. Use your newfound manic powers to create something beautiful for Shiori!

>>59041763
Variety is the spice of life. She's trying to show affection, not make it her staple for ending a stream.
But you already knew that.

That was my schizoself, he's ESL.

>I can't breathe...

>>59043035
being yorick is suffering

>>59043035
>AAAAAAAAAA WHERE IS THE KISS AAAAAAAAAA

>>59042340
>>59042799
But what if your merch goes kaput?

>>59043974
How would that even happen? On second thought, don't say it.

>>59042203
FEET????

Cute morning Novelites~

>>59044721
I hope you drop your phone in the toilet

>>59044721
Cute morning.

>>59044721
Cute morning~

>>59044721
god I wish I could have a woman like this greet me every morning

>>59044721
I hope jailbirds shit on your jacket.

I want my health back

When did Shiori first start mentioning Novel lights on stream?

>>59044765
>>59044957
Shut up Iroihs.

>>59044721
good morning

>>59040210
I'm still not sure what the "true" ending is, but no you need History to round stuff out and get more progress.

>>59044978
If you mean, actually spelling it out on stream like we do /here/ then it's the Gartic Phone collab.

>>59044978
Nerissa called us novelights in their first Phasmo collab. Then Biboo did it too in their one-on-one collab but corrected herself, and Shiori said that it's not the first time someone mispronounces it.

>>59042235
Not really, no. Vtuber specific merch, with the exception of ID in the past and collaboration stuff, is generally made to order. The girls set limits on how many Limited Edition sets they'll sell in order to save their wrists, but otherwise there's a window of a few months for people to place orders and pay for them and then at the end of that Cover goes to the supplier and says "We had 4379 orders, so please produce 4500 pieces" (the extra being to cover breakage/replacements or whatnot)
If there's only 250 orders, they only place 250 orders. If there's 1700, they place 1700. Once the pre-order period ends, they stop accepting orders and then it is permanently out of stock unless for whatever reason they decide to rerun it (or you buy it from a reseller on Mercari, etc)

>>59045096
Nerissa HATE

SHIORI, IF YOU'RE /HERE/, WIGGLE YOUR LEFT EAR.

>>59045212
Every time I see the thumbnail for this, I forget it's Shiori grabbing Nerissa's ass and think the arm is some buttplug tail she's wearing.

>>59043373
That's why Yorick is always crying. He's a heartschizo

I'm still thinking about yesterday and how Shiori kept calling GFE "GFE Experience"

>>59045367
Smh my head

>>59045367
Girlfriend Erotic Experience

>>59045367
Stop thinking.

Novelite Simulator where you need to manage your Shiorium Meter and prevent yourself from becoming a Novelight while completing tasks in order to become a full-fledged Novelknight when?

>>59045465

>>59045469
About a month with our current rate of progress.

>>59045469
how do you even run out of shiorium when she provides content everyday?

>>59045465
Way ahead of y

>>59045338
Stop waking me up from my slumber, that part of me is dead. I did it to understand how hard it is for her to deal with the attentionfags, not because I am one. I don't comment.

>>59045970
Getting too much or running out of Shiorium could both turn you into a Novelight. Never let yourself get addicted to it. Take a look at the Heart Schizos.

>>59046219
I am one, don't worry about it.

>>59046245

>feel like shit
>think about Shiori
>smile
Life is good Novelites
Did anything worthwhile happen in the last thread? I went to bed early and usually it doesn't move that fast during NA night-time

>>59046219
I'm not schizophrenic it's just that I need Shiori to acknowledge me.

>>59046695
>feel like shit
>think about Shiori
>feel worse

>>59046695
I think there’s a movie date prompt writefag last thread or the thread before that

>>59046695
No. Good morning.

>>59046773
haha... yeah

>>59046773
Why are you watching?

>>59046773
>Think
Shigger dtt.

>>59046773
yep that's me

>>59046695
It was mostly discussions about the text adventure game

>>59046748
I watch Shiori for entertainment and 2views for the validation that a woman wants my attention

>feel like shit
>stop thinking
>smile

If Shiori doesn't smooch us today I am going to start thinking

>feel like shitting
>shit
>smile

I'm actually going to be kind of upset if I don't get a heart on my last comment because I really want Shiori to see and enjoy it, and I have no other way of knowing if she did

>feel like shit
>think about Shiori again
>and again...
>and again...
>and again...
>and again...
>and again...

>feel like shit
>remember Shiori sat on my lap last night and I groped her thighs and chest
>smile

im not reading that thing but im still going to her bookclub stream

>>59047657
Anon, you're going to be completely lost...

>>59047657
It takes like an hour zoomer-kun

>>59047727
There are people who don't speak a word of Japanese and watch JP streams.

>>59047657
Extremely BASED. I'll just repeat what anons here said. Don't listen to them, it's shit.

>>59047345

>Feel like shit
>Tried to be better
>Be parascoial enough to know Shiori is proud of me
>feel less shit

Are novelites just dark saplings?

>>59047827
>t. /lit/ snob
You'd call whatever book she picked shit if it's not some hundred year old Russian novel denser than your mom's fat rolls

>>59047849
yeah i know you're the strongest novelite but what happens when you lose sleep over it?

>>59047849
>Novelites are a voice in Shiori's head
>Shiori is a voice in my head
WE ARE

>>59047893
>I image Shiori is in my arms, telling me to relax and don’t think too much
>I need sleep to be there when she streams
>It’s ok if I lose sleep, I don’t need to be anxious about it
>take proper meds

>>59048217
Open wide!

>>59048217
Oh... I always thought I was too young to take meds to help me sleep... But glad to know you're on the same feel

>>59047137
2views like Shiori?

>>59048321
Meds is there to help, but do not depend on it
I’m not in the position to tell you if you should take pills or not, but if your doctor/therapist thinks you need it, then there’s no shame taking it

>>59047891
I actually really hate reading translated Russian novels, I think I need to learn Russian.
There's something about the schizophrenic, stilted structure of how English translations come off that has really put me off of reading stuff like Dostoevsky.
Maybe it's a weakness in the original Russian language too, but I won't know until I speak Russian.

>>59048485
Yeah usually the Russian translations are shit, though not necessarily because of the translator and more just that the language is difficult to translate properly. The only Russian writer I've really enjoyed was Nabakov but that's only because a lot of his best work is in english

>>59048320
>listen to the meds sound post when I take meds for the best GFE

>>59048591
My fiance helps me remember my meds every day so this is 100% accurate

I'm going to be alone until I die

>>59049336
Don't be so pessimistic, Novelite. Work on your reps and your confidence. We are all GMI.

>>59047345
>feel like shitting
>think
>constipated

>>59049336
Shiorin would want you to work out and take care of yourself, do it for her anon

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>>59047840
what the FUCK man

>>59049630
NTA but I work out and take care of myself and I'm still going to be alone until I die

>>59049630
what if my problem is on the inside?

>>59049705
Another victim that missed the older threads

>>59049406
>>59049630
I'm fucking insane. And I'll never find a girl I'd be happy with. Hell I don't even know what she would be like.

>>59048485
That's just the way much of Russian literature is. It's like the opposite of English where they tried to be as concise as possible for the last 150 or so years. In Russian, a sentence in your prose (when you are not writing dialog) that doesn't have unreasonably many clauses, 6 or 7 for example, is simply not /lit/ enough, unless you are going for a staccato. Consider my previous sentence. I wrote it as I would in Russian and it's not even relatively bad. You get used to it if you read shit like that your entire life. You also end up preferring your bittersweet 90% bitter.

>>59049336
We are all facing death alone in the end

The ShioriAI ''Your Reality'' cover is really nice, its so fun to once in a while check that rentry and see a new song.

i want to have sex with shiori novella

>>59049830
Like, this for example. Two paragraphs of RAMBLING prose that is borderline unreadable to end with a simple "Okay, now you understand what my life in St Petersburg is like" (which of course the author is incapable of conveying in such a concise manner and must instead write in a very flowery manner, which I have always assumed is a translation issue but mayhaps it is actually an issue inherent to the native Russian text.)
If somebody spoke to me like this I would probably walk away from them before they could finish their first paragraph of monologuing.

>>59050587
Prove it.

Novelites have shit taste for preferring witch shiori over ghost shiori and I will die at this hill

>>59050651
I prefer Cum Shiori

>>59050651
Pumpkinbros...

shiori mommy

>>59050651
I wanted Ghostiori too...

>>59050651
my taste > your taste

Shiori is my cute Witch gf.

community post!

>>59050651
Dude all the other choices have been grabbed by other holos and the only reason nobody has a Witch is because Shion actually is one

>>59049336
Same. I got bullied by other kids & ignored by my parents too much when I was growing up to ever have a chance. The only thing I can strive for is nothingness.

>>59051243
DEVOUR

Guys I'm in the middle of playing Stay and I have a question.
HOW DO I ESCAPE THE FUCKING DEATH LOOP? SHIORI ISN'T AVAILABLE AS A ROMANTIC INTEREST SO I JUST KEEP DYING ALONE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, FUCK YOU JO

>>59051467
skill issue
although I think the first few deaths are basically unavoidable, it takes a while to not suck dick
kinda like real life

>shiori climbs on the table and spreads her legs

>>59051663
>she hearts the comment

Unoriginal cooking tastes great cucks are going to be today's heartless summer memory losers.

>>59051850
least schizophrenic novelite

I prefer Battler Shiori..

>>59051888
>Not wanting fat cowtits Shiori cackling at you

how many shiori noises did she make during her interview to get in

>>59051888
battler? what are we referring to, umineko?

>>59051888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkNuGpLfn58
UUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIORICHE

>>59051850
Summer Memories is a great game. Thanks for reminding me to finish it.

i said it before
her cats are like the goat butlers from umineko

Interesting writing prompt.
Curious how many went with it and how many tried to resist eating.

>>59052952
I await the eatfag slaughter.

yall still doin the steppies? i stopped mine because im too busy with five hundred other things

>>59053285
Day 52 today.
I hope you'll start your steppies again soon~

>>59053285
Yep, got 20k today.

>>59053285
>>59053330
>>59053381
You're not doing steppies.
You're a grown man. You're doing STEPS.

>>59053285
Still do yes.

>>59053394
No, I'm doing STEPPIES.

>>59050651
A big cute witch hat > whatever gay shit you’re into.

>>59053394
but Shiorin call them steppies and is cute!!

Would Rori even call them steps or would he use a different word like strides?

>>59053922
He would just say he goes to the gym

>>59053394
this novelite has to be begging for forced feminization at this point

>>59053922
Every time someone mentions Rori I listen to Loli Kami Requiem.

>>59053991
>YWN be seduced by Rori in the locker room after you worked out to tone your girlish ass

Why live?

>>59054065
Femnovelite...

>>59054065
Despite his flirty nature, Rori is for Iroihs only and ywn be Iroihs.

>>59054032
NTA, but god I want Shiori to make me her little slut and peg me.

Me and Jo.

No...

Anons please give me guidance, I wish to ejaculate inside of shiori novella. How should I go about this

>she didn't heart my vod comment
>but got a heart on the writing prompt
I'm feeling okay

the japanese mcdonalds ad but it's me, shiori and our daughter bijou

>>59054912
SPONGEBOBU!?

>>59054841
Practice on ShiorAI.

>>59054876
I'm not okay

Goodnight, novelites.

>>59055569
Good night, I think all of the other novelites died...

>>59055569
Have a cute night~

I really want Shiori to do a png skit with Rori.

>>59055834
We're spammy so it's noticeable when anons leave. That plus no interesting conversations to discuss.

Rori shills and Rori beggars are all women.

>>59056108
Proof?

>>59056108
>tfw can't twinkmaxx and be their Rori

>>59056018
Burger work hours definitely seem to be the quietest. I'm taking my lunch break right now.

>>59056292
chinky eyes...

>>59056189
E.T. fans = women
Rori hand = E.T. hand
Rori = E.T.
Rori fans = E.T. fans
Rori fans = women

>>59056108

She hates me.

She really loves me.

She doesn't know anything about me and has no opinion of me

If she knew about me she would feel pity, which is worse than being hated

>>59040060
W-why is she staring at me like that...?

>>59056498
Princess Shiori needs to lose some weight.

She sells seashells by the seashore.

>>59056962
How much is Shiori's sea shell?

Is Shiori the one in EN with most fan interactions? Not counting the the hearts on the YouTube side but also on Twitter?

novelites

>>59057256
No, it's Gawr Gura.

I don't know what I am doing wrong but I am stuck trying to do the history/archive route.
I talk with Jo in the morning, I always take their option over Suzette, and end up marrying them, but I can't get the relic options to fix the south to show up.

>>59058113
Novelights

>>59058304
Did you trigger the scene where you fucked off right at the start to the south and talked to the farmer and his daughter about the situation? I couldn't do anything with the relics until I did that

>>59058454
RISSA HRAPE

>>59058519
No I didn't, I only did the blacksmith interactions there. Thanks for the tip.

Noveliggers

SHIORIII, I DON'T CARE ABOUT HEARTS. I NEVER LEAVE A COMMENT ANYWAY. JUST GIVE ME A (YOU).

>>59058933
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The liggers are two threads down.

This CYOA mare me remember how much I used to love CYOA
Thank you Shiori for this bookclub idea

>>59059346

>>59059346
take good care of it!

>>59058454
Novelties

Steppies are good.

Ok I might have got how to fix the southern lands without stealing.
First, you need a loop to talk to the farmer in the south. Then you go magic route, take Suzette options so she invites you and Jo to drink, and when you walk her to her room you get the relics trigger.

>>59060228
I could be wrong but I recall seeing relic in Suze’s room only allows you to prevent her from learning the wishing spell. To heal the land you need to go with Jo after the pub meet to trigger a dialogue to steal relics from the Archive

>Shiori likes the twink Pinocchio
Of course LMFAO

>>59060534
>Filtered by Radahn
>Foreskin mention

>>59060534
did you really need confirmation for that?

I think I got the best possible ending, I am just not sure about Esteban. His description is much shorter than the others.

Suzette and Tereza live together
Esteban is in a cottage on the outskirts.
You go riding with Gemma
You talk to Jo about all of his loops in the past
Myka keeps being Myka


Though I want to do one more loop to see if I can this ending but with Myka helping me blow up the comet.

>>59060401
Maybe I did some things out of order, but
you take the detour to prevent her from wishing right after the archive/combat/magic choice.
If you pick archive, then ask Suzette about the dissertation, you get her to invite you and jo to drink. Then you drop her to her apartment, and talk about power and then from there.
Is this what you are talking about?

I looped so much I forgot how I unlocked some things...

I changed out the battery in my New Nintendo 2DS XL so I can play Custom Robo Arena while she streams. It's time for the complete late 2000s goth gf experience.

Drawfag novelite here. What type of Halloween Shiori should I make anon?

>>59060534
It's been surprisingly fun. Too bad it'll be another offstream game for Shiori, but that's understandable.

>>59060882
She'll never play anything longer than a stream or two...

>>59060875
Witch Shiorin

>>59060534
Her and Biboo seem to have similar tastes so I expected as much.

>>59060946
I can't believe pebblephiles also have to deal with 'The Meat Tree'.

>>59060925
Deciding to stream Story of Seasons knowing that she won't do long playthroughs was a baffling stream choice. I know she likes HM but there's plenty of games she likes that are probably offstream games for her.

>>59060875
GHOST SHIORIN
Witch fags need to die

>>59060534
where did you see that

>>59061073
Prechat.

>>59061073
She's in pre-chat.

>>59061048
>Not wanting to fulfill Shiori's childhood dream to be a witch.
NGMI.
>>59061113
She left to find food.

and you don't post her messages?

>>59061113
Was. Gone to eat now.

GOD DAMN IT I MISSED HER AGAIN

Dreams are made to be broken, i will force my ideal on her

>>59061141
I'm on phone rn or else I'd be posting the Hololyzer chats.

It's Shiover. The frog won.

>>59060832
Oh interesting, maybe there is multiple ways, I need to try that.
I think I picked “it’s not impressive I’ve just been through this many times” or something to that effect in the pub dialog and that ended with Jo and I coming up with a plan to steal relic from Archive to heal the land. Different from the solo attempt I won’t get caught this way and can optionally stay with Jo in the South

For me, it's Novelknight X Witch Shiori

Aaaaaa Shiori is too cute man...

>>59061233
Novelknight corrupted by witch Iroihs...

>>59061174
Don't give up on your ideals anon, YGMI

>>59061163
Just lurk hololyzer, not even prechat.
Check every now and then since she tends to drop by at somewhat consistent times. Refresh every 30 mins if you wanna really stalk her activities.
I just check around 20-30 mins ago, and 3 hrs from now typically.

>>59061195
No, it's the same path, we just worded it differently.

>>59061233
This but NovelPrince x Witch Shiori

>>59061275
Hey that's basically my eldritch horror writefag that I did a few days ago.

>>59061322
That's just Rori x Iroihs.

>>59061275
for me, its returning the sirens horn

Foreskin Duo might be my favorite souls boss nickname since Biggie Smalls/Snorlax and Pikachu/Kenan and Kel/etc, etc...
Micolash Cage was good too.

>>59061486

>>59061503
>Micolash Cage
She would've loved Bloodborne.

>>59060658
>>59061503
Speaking of foreskin, anons, Shori offers to play with your foreskin (tonguing it, sucking it, stretching it, etc.), but in return, you have to receive a punishment.

Do you take the offer? And how does she punish you?

You want to _____ Shiori, don't you?

>>59062196
Yes Adam, I want to ____ Shiori.

>>59062196
Protect and love Shiori with all my might? Yeah.

>>59062196
Bully Shiori? Yeah.

>>59062196
not my fault she was literally built for ____

>>59062196
Now I want art of Shiori dressed as 2B..

>>59062196
Try to have sex with her except she keeps ruining the mood by making very bad puns

>>59062196

>>59062196
Fart cum and period blood into her face?

>>59062196

Ok I am done, I got the Myka comet ending.

Gemma is cuter, I am a sucker for tomboys, but Myka was the closest thing to canon since she ties the begin and the ending with the talk about the comet.
Suzette was saviourfag bait, and Tereza came out of the left field, at least for me.
Esteban was underused, a lot more could have been done with his painting thing. Thought I might have missed some triggers with him.


9/10, thank you Shiori for the rec.

>>59062196

>>59062457
and why exactly that will ruin the mood?

>>59062358
I should replay Automata one of these days.

>Mykafags
>witchfags

>hate Goslings
>hate writefags
>hate AI slop
>hate collabs
>hate Rissa
>hate sexfags
>hate cutefags
>hate cutesexfags
>hate imouto shit
>hate doxx faggots
>hate /soc/
>hate /fit/
>hate steppies
>hate heartfags
>hate Mykafags
>hate witchfags
>hate Rorifags
>hate Princessfags
>hate Knightshit

>>59062835
When will you add studentfags and professorshit?

>Suzettefags
>Ghostfags

>>59062835
You're still forgetting /lit/ fags

>>59062835
Seems like an Iroish thing tbdesu

Am I the only pumpkin jack-o-lantern fag ITT?

>>59063066
You might actually be worse than witchfags and ghostfags put together.

>>59063066
I also want to scoop the seed out of Shiori.

>>59063066
I'm a PUMPKINGOD. Gemma is the best Stay? girl BTW.

>>59063098
That's the biggest nou fag I've had the pleasure of using.
>>59063117
SOMEBODY, UNDERSTANDS, THANK YOU.

>>59063178
>Goober Gear

/shig/ is ded today we're finally reclining

>>59063921
It's been like this until burgers come home and have something to talk about regarding the stream.

>>59064031
Speaking of having things to talk about... Why don't we talk about this >>59061714 to hold us over?

>>59063921
I've been building gunpla and catching up on FWMC Morning.

>>59063066

Ding-Dong

>>59062835
What the frick did you just friccin utter about me, you filthy serf? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Inkwell's academy, and I've been involved in multiple excel sheets, and I have over 300 confirmed hearts. I am trained in targeted disliking and I'm the top commentor on the whole channel. You are nothing to me but just another schizo. I will downboat you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this kingdom, heed no my words. You think you can get away with saying that buffoonery to me in the prechat? Think again, gobbler. As we speak I am contacting my secret discord of knights across the shioreich and your post is being reported right now so you better prepare for the storm, jailbird.

>>59064352
The foreskin arc is done.

>>59064352
That would just result in a timeloop. We've already discussed that.

>>59064462
>>59064541
It is never done. It is here to stay.

>>59064450
>discord

ceremonial music stops.jpg

>>59064754

I don't know if it'll be in 5ish months, 17ish months, or when, but I'm not looking forward to the Shiori Japan arc...

>>59064450
Speaking of memes, we need a Dimitri "shit was so cash" with Shiori shopped in, but I'm too lazy to do it.

>>59064844
If they're treating HoloEN properly her Japan arc could most definitely start in December this year. Be prepared little Novelite~

>>59064844
Oh, you mean daily videos/shorts/voices? Oh the horrors!

>>59065009
>bits and pieces of Shiorium for a month or two straight
My balls will end up being bluer than Suzy.

>>59065009
Maybe then she'll give me the Twitter 'I love you' audio.

>>59064952
I would do it but I don't know anything about Sergey.

>>59064952
(She just put shoved her titties in my face, shit was SO cash)

>>59064972
>Not being able to spend Christmas with Shiori
NGMI

>>59065675
Don't forget she's planning to see IRL friends over in December, that could hinder plans.

I'm a kleptomaniac. I was born and raised on the streets. My first memory was standing in the supermarket, hungry and without money, starting at the chocolate. I just took it. My teenage years were filled with stolen condoms and cigarettes. I learned pretty quickly that people loved kleptos. I would always have incredible gifts and never worry about money or anything. Then she came—my muse. What a sweet mistake in my life she was. She would encourage this type of behaviour in me. Nobody thinks you will do some suspicious shit if you walk with a girl into the store. Parties, festivals, dorms, hotels, airports, everywhere. I loved it. I felt so alive. Then she was no more, and the only thing I was left with was the voice in my head yelling at me aggressively:" STEAL STEAL STEAL".
I needed to vent out. You guys called me schizo too many times last week.

I stole your consent btw

I am the Green Mage and I will brighten your day. A jolly golly time to all of you even if I might be a tad lackadaisical. A ditz I may be but my my stories brighten anyone's day. I may keep walking past ya after casting my spell but rest assure it's a boon for the rest of your day. A long cloak I wear, a bit eccentric I may be, don't be worried, I cast demons out from your life most mundane. What's this, a gal betwixt in front of me? A boon she'll have, a prize most be! To smite her foes is what she needs for everyone wants to die you see!

>>59066065
How do you feel now?

>>59067660
>timeskip happened as the stream started
>didn't want to hug us at the end of the stream because it'd be inappropriate
>sat on us during the movie
>kissed us
Literally what did she mean by this?

>>59067718
It's just light teasing, it's nothing intimate, she forgor about her own timeskip so just go with it.

>>59067718
Hot cold hot cold hot cold
You feeling it yet?

>>59067938
It's how you get more addicted.

>>59067938
>>59068089
Teasing in a relationship is the spice of life.
The little bits of teasing that she sprinkles will forever live rent free in your head as you slowly crave for more but if you step out of line too quickly she'll stop doing anything.

>>59068139
These moments drive me crazy.

>>59068188
Shiori isn't real to me.

>>59067718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ_WaZLlPp0&t=7552s
corrupting my student!

I've been thinking and my head hurts

Novella-chan daisuki!

Shiori should do doctor/patient roleplay next and get practice in calling for an appointment.

What time does she usually post her prompts on the community tab?

>>59069042
12 pm cst

>>59069042
They're always scheduled for the exact same time every 3-4 days.
I don't know what time that is for you but for me it's always 3am.

>>59069090
Your time zone ?
>>59069083
Thank you

>>59069042
10pst, (11mt) 12cst, 1est.

>>59069239
Can you give me that in Shiori's laptop time?

>>59069232
Australian.

>>59068719
That's why we told you to stop.

>>59069042
Let me ask the schizo question. What time does she usually start reading the prompt responses?

>>59069270
That would be an hour later, for no good discernable reason other than her being an airhead.

>>59069357
Her laptop fails to account for daylight.

>>59069351
Schizo response she doesn't read them, she just upvotes her friends.

>>59069278
Cheers mate

>>59069498
I'm her friend confirmed. WGMI.

>>59069357
Why is she like this..

>>59069351
schizo response: Whenever the fuck she needs to masturbate
actual response: 1-3 hours after posting (This particular prompt only took an hour)

>>59069498
damn... im shiori's friend...
>>59069357
When she wakes up usually, sometimes I wrote and got a heart 4 minutes later lol

>>59069589
I associate this image with Shiori being disappointed in me.

>>59069606 (me)
ops meant to reply to this anon >>59069351

>>59068719
I've been thinking that overthinking has made me notice things that were there, but I didn't realize their presence. Overthinking has also led me to imagine a lot of scenarios that are unlikely to ever happen, and it just makes me sad for no reason."
Don't do that, just think about things that you really can do for yourself or people around you.

>>59069606
How do you get something written down so fast.. It takes me at least half an hour to collect my thoughts for these prompts.

>>58978482
Did you get a heart? i'm just curious

>>59069814
I just write what I think LOL, this prompt was easy, I knew what I wanted to write from the start.

Question, how I can break this timeloop

/baubau/ just finished their heart timeloop, not here too...

>>59069814
NTA, but I've been writefagging since her debut and posting my shit here.
These days I can just look at a prompt and come up with something in maybe 20-30 seconds. YT prompts are far far shorter than my shit here.
This prompt was pretty easy, the image also helps with the prompt. Anon's written prompts /here/ are harder because there's no imagery to accompany it.
tl;dr, practice writing, practice coming up with scenarios or ask anons to give you a prompt like I do, then write something.

>>59069931
gotta say, your advice on how to write actually got me the 2 hearts on the prompts this week, im pretty happy about it

>>59069814
Sometimes inspiration just strikes. I get a good idea and I can run with it easily.

>>59069928
Why the fuck are they going schizo over hearts now too? FWMC don't even try to behave the same way Shiori does (As far as I know.)

>>59069894
Kill the Demiurge.

Novelite reminder. Speak from the heart and a heart you shall get.

>>59070001
The whole "write down your senses" thing I advised a while back? Glad it helped you out anon.

>>59070036
Just bee yourself

>>59069928
I give zero fucks about hearts. I just like commenting on her VODs and sending her whimsical SCs. I should start taking part in her writing prompt posts though.

>>59070036
WRONG, I was too sincere one time and im pretty sure she hated one comment ive made
>>59070068
Yes!

Imagine getting a hug from Shiori...

>>59070068
"Write down your senses" ?

>>59070123

>>59070133
Here you go >>57670830
I gave this advice to some other anons in various pages of this split and it seems to be working. Good luck and enjoy.

>>59069894
Discourage writefaggotry /here/ by ignoring or shitting on all posts/tips related to writing, especially in response to the community prompts. Also, be sure to shit on attention whores who send stupid SCs.

>>59070123
I'd cry probably

>>59070230
*cums on beeorin*

>>59070194
It's gone anon.

Tim made that post.

>>59070283
Anon-chama, your archive reps..do them.

>>59069814
the prompt today was pretty easy, just start typing. doesn't matter if it's long or short, if you never start and keep thinking on it too much you'll just put it off eventually

I will keep writing responses to these prompts, saving them, and never posting them.

>>59070447
But Shiori just wants to roleplay and you're robbing her of precious roleplay material.

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest, especially when she encourages her Novelites to be creative.

>>59070568
There are many others who could easily accumulate 100 likes (I don't know if those likes are organic or not).

>>59070756
I'm going to be opening a whole other can of worms here, but it sure feels good when your 0 like comment gets a heart and the 100+ like commend does not.

>>59070283
heres your spoonfeeding. say 'ahhh' for the plane baby anon.

>>59070194
I was the og anon that asked for this advice. Thanks again, got me three hearts in a row

>>59070882
*Open my mouth
Thank you

>>59070926
Good to see that my amateur writing that only started because a goth girl managed to get me to be creative, is helping other anons be creative.

>>59070980
That being said tho, trying to come up with some scenarios while being ESL is pretty hard sometimes, I'm pretty sure the ones I didn't get a heart was because it didn't make sense or something

>>59071179
Noticing a spelling or grammatical error after Shiori has done her rounds is the worst.

>>59071179
Understandable, you have to work with more constraints than I do.
Even if English was my second language, I've been learning since I was 4 and I'm now in my late 20's. (Gook being my first language.)
Dunno what to say other than to keep at it, you'll keep improving over time as you continue to practice.

>>59071179
>>59071318
Su..sugoi, we finally reached the arc where ESL is no longer an insult in /here/

I can't believe I come here only to realize that most of you will never truly understand English. That you will always misconstrue everything, intentionally or not. I'd rather be dead then know I'm amidst amateurs of the English language. Well, the only solace I have is that I may meet Shiori in a crowded market stroad some day and that we will be instantly smitten with another.

>>59071570
Wrong. ESL is an insult for those that don't try and the SEA people that attack us.
Those that genuinely try to improve should be encouraged. Especially if it's for their oshi's sake and not for the sake of stirring the shit pot.

Which Holo EN member is the perfect native english speaker?

Isn't Shiori ESL too?

>>59071787
Yes, but English has been her primary language for so long that it's completely overridden her native language.

Baker...onegai

>>59072503
*cums on this crying Shiori*

>>59072503
I got it

spreadsheet anon know you're /here/.
i don't want pictures or names, just simple yes or no answers and maybe a numbers. have you noticed certain people getting hearts every single time on community prompts only? If no, what's the highest number?
no naming, and no picture.

>>59060832
You can get that ending yes.

>>59072562
Yes

Fucking retard.

>>59072632
actually i curious on number too, what is highest number beside people that get it every time

>>59072562
No

>>59072562

>>59062733
play it in japanese

>>59072503
*cums on you*