/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Truly a dead dying thread

copypasta kindred's first thread died in its infancy...
>>58959975
luxnoc boys need to come back

I only went to get ready for bed, how did the thread die so fast...

Someone assassinated the thread, noooo...

>>58960298
Fast board I guess

I'm sorry for using wife as the OP image again I am phoneposting and truly only have pictures of him on my phone

is ike gay or just very european? legit question

>>58960869
yes

https://www.youtube.com/live/BhwmmzfIQAw?si=o5aLcc2HbkLvU_vj

Vanta cruising on the motherfluffin telly! Welcome back cutie!

>>58960121
>copypasta kindred's first thread died in its infancy...
No...

>>58961963
Dead baby vibes entirely too strong

>>58962290
I remember those days. I hope the pregnancy cult is thriving out there

>>58962290
>kindred birthed a child (thread) it died in its infancy
>comfydant created a new child(thread) to replace the old one
Dead babies AND necromancy

If Shu has a million fans I am one of them
If Shu has ten fans I am one of them.
If Shu has only one fan then that fan is me.
If Shu has no fans then I am no longer alive.
If the world is against Shu then I am against the world.
Until my last breath, I'll support Shu.

My anemic malewife.

>>58962659
Cheers to the preg cult! Since they can't drink on account of being knocked up with demon semen!

What is happening o_O

Babykadet... Mintfag... Rapist Tako... preg kindreds... wifeposters... please... anyone... come back.

>>58966678
I'm here... I just have nobody to talk to

my baby thread.....nooooooo

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

I would post more here if I was less boring and had more to say.
Basically, I love men (in a gay way).

>>58968596
Just keyboard smash about loving boys is enough to keep the thread alive

Welp anchor post is gone because I used a risqué picture... here's the new one I guess

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>>58968334
pat pat kindred it's alright you did good

Please don't die...

Sigh...I miss wife

Behold it is I, maleanon (bisexual)

Demon alive

Vox will bring back deleted ASMR character in SFW context

>>58971261
I am a prophet, sfw versions of some characters would be really good

He’s still got it basado demon

I kind of want to kiss this dude damn

voices in my head say Vox big collab with rtgame for cities skyline 2 release he keeping under wraps

vox says i can write chapter 2 of slow strokes

>>58971543
That would fucking rule

>>58971591
But he hasn’t made the christmas album yet

My melody and kuromifags put into the fucking trash where they belong

Hes been so cute and british

Hellaween merch

Xsoleil and zali confirmed for fes

>>58967596
I saw a tweet about the male bee orgasm being audible to humans and thought of you!

>>58972280
Make that all of Krisis.

Oh it’s over if Vox actually learns jp for real

>>58972324
Why? I don't get it.

Alban and Sonny also confirmed.

alban LOVE !
i took a nap because my cramps hurt and the thread died.....also

>>58972379
WHAT !!!

>>58972359
His senpais will never let him go if he gets conversational

>>58972454
Ohh, yeah that's fair.

Why is he so cute all the time

Fes merch

Vox wants a roastie

Cute demon making little yokai figures for easter

Byebye demon I love you so much

What did he mean by this https://x.com/renzott0/status/1704718274167177709

>>58973336
Full alien form that's at least 8ft tall for his next outfit

VANTA LOVE!!
It feels so good to have him back!
I missed him terrible jokes and him just being so goofy. He hopes to never get sick and be kept from streaming again and the feeling is mutual.

i miss alban

>>58974360
Ugh Krisis were all such good pickups, they all give me comforting vibes and they adore each other so much. Nature really is healing.

My dreams were so vivid right after demon’s stream that Im not sure if he streamed or not

Take bets on what fulgur and luca are gonna announce today

>>58975825
fuuchan will announce the cabin orgy stream and luca will announce the gay sex park stream, trust me

News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Aster Bday merch releases September 24: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1703604761428136436
Luxiem FancyFrontier Halloween M&G October 15: https://twitter.com/fancyfrontier/status/1704058019917803693
Heroes Half Anniversary merch releases November 15: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1701068043684839458
Luca, Ren, Xsoleil, Krisis, Sonny, and Alban at Nijifes 2023 December 24: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1687795587163537409
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Noctyx Palverse Pale Global Preorders (until Oct 8): https://www.animate.shop/search?type=product&options%5Bprefix%5D=last&options%5Bunavailable_products%5D=last&q=palverse
Unit Art Vol. 3
Phone Call (until Sept 30)

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ren Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMEfuqkKcSQ
Uki Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztWXSDKX6Bc
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

Whoops too excited for demon that I forgot to newspost

>>58976080
Ike will be at CosCosSuki in Thailand. https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1704827817169403928

>>58976118
FUCK
I hate being sick and sleepy, thanks

Vox getting an ultrasound is so funny

Shu and kagami should be in tgs today right?

>>58977638

>>58977664

>>58975825
They're getting married, poooooog

>>58975149
Yes!
They're the first time in a long while that I absolutely love everyone in a gen. They're really been through it, from behind the scenes troubles pre-debut to landing right in the middle of two EN graduations. The chemistry they have together and the gifts they show as streamers are incredible. I hope things can go smoothly for them going forward.

3d could be real, right?

wow, demon had an entire guerilla while i was sleeping

>>58968930
kisses you

wife soon

sheep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKh_R3ellKg

making sched with wife feels so donestic

luxnoc friday orgy confirmed

I'd prefer a night watchalong, since I can't watch while I'm at work. Or at least for it to be on the weekend...Please Fuuchan, think of your poor wagie NA fans...

i bought some snow skin mooncakes with interesting fillings yesterday, can't wait to eat them with wife

maybe this is why it never really felt weird to see his model flipped

>>58981021
It's kinda cool seeing the shading in full force like that

wife never getting married?! but what about our beach wedding?!!

>>58981380
He's already married to his brother sorry

https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1704876710632800670

>>58981961
YIPEE

>>58981961
Wow what a surprise no one could have ever guessed they were together!

holy fuck i wish noctyx would run a train on me (it's ok they're still gay 'cause I'm male)

>>58982180
would you have gay park sex with them

>>58982116
They're never slick when most of them are MIA from streaming

>>58982217
we wouldn't make it to the park before the gay sex started

sonny is drunk, he's going to assault me (i'm actually into it but i like to be difficult)

there's a mint sheep in chat, there's a mint sheep /here/

luxnoc orgy real

I know he'd be happy for them and conversely hate any sheep hating on them but fuck I hate noctyx for all off-collabing and leaving Wife all alone.

>>58983066
He literally cannot off-collab. If they are in Japan to record, none of them have a say in the matter.

>>58983066
How are they supposed to bring him on an off collab when he physically can’t go

>>58983066
Unless we suddenly develop teleportation fulgur is never gonna be able to travel to them in any capacity

>>58983108
I'm aware I'm being irrationally mad and it'd be stupid for any of them to refuse to go but I'm still furious sorry

>>58981961
I love cute boys being cute together in person, hope they're having fun at the park

>>58983227
Well at least you realize you’re retarded

>>58983066
Fulgur would absolutely hate if they didn't, thought I know that it's going to make you feel better about it or the feelings suck less.

>>58983227
Utilize your feelings into developing teleportation technology, the world would benefit from it greatly

>>58981423
Brothers that! (definitely practice polygamy)

>>58983227
imagine if it was reversed and wife was refusing to go to japan because one of his wavemates couldnt....you would be mad too...

Imagine the luxiem 4 way drunk orgy right now

>>58983066
i'm glad he's been holding down the fort and grateful we get to spend so much time with him while others have been living off crumbs for weeks now... but i erm... don't really care about noctyx unity so that might be why

ok im feelin 3d you can grudgepost me but I’m feeling it

>>58984569
If it’s not 3D then all of staff really are retarded niggers who refuse to make smart decisions

Fuuchan is good people, I forget how... again, warm seeing him makes me inside. Would gib kisses.

Violisko onsen marathon sex was real

im sorry wife but i cant forgive you for being taller than pio.....

ver sharing cute family stories on membership. miss him but i'm glad he's getting time to spend with his mom and dad

>>58984981
your husband is very likely going to end up taller than both

>>58985141
Curious how extreme the height loss will be for the overtly Asian members

FULGUR'S RIGHT AND HE SHOULD SAY IT! Management stop being pussies and get him (and me) some more fantasy babes!

>>58985283
depends. my brother and his friends are all 180+, but guys my age are overall shorter.

>>58985283
Luca is going to grow for sure, he's talked about his irl height being massive.

RIP MC book...

>>58985658
I need a version with his 2.0

wife's maternal instincts towards Willy

>>58985893
i'm so pumped for tuesday

>>58985671
...I need to go pray y'all be easy

>>58985671
How tall Is he ? Or this Was an ambiguous statement he said

>>58985671
Yes but is he tall for an Asian or tall. This is Luca we're talking about

I had chicken cordon bleu for lunch today kek

wife always had his brother on the mind. i miss them

>>58988535

3D event prayer circle for tonight

wife sounded like he choked on dick for a moment there

>>58988941
You’re gonna jinx it
Honestly even if this all is about 3d I think tonight’s thing will just be an off collab, has anyone said there will be an announcement?

grow
>luca
>vox
>fulgur
>sonny
>alban

shrink
>ike
>shu
>alban
>uki
>sonny
besides kyo the newer boys are more accurate right?

>>58989820
ren has implied he might grow

>>58989820
i need shota pio to be a reality

>>58986463
He's like 6ft isn't he so tall for an asian

>>58989820
Why even make their heights inaccurate when debuting?

>>58990382
they might've never considered EN would blow up and be worth giving 3D to. combined with underestimating how tall foreign guys are? even asians who grow up in NA are pretty tall.

My blazing mr sam sample finally came in time to spray that shit all over my pape

>>58989686
wife said he's waiting for an announcement and expected it this morning before he started stream. he's not sure if the thing has been cancelled since there's been no announcement.

>>58991212
I thought that just meant the announcement being the stream but idk

>>58991437
nah the stream is tonight, he's expecting the announcement to precede it.

>>58988603
Who drew this picture ?

The real question is if they're gonna use any of the ar footage with mysta in it at all or not.

>noctyx offcollab
>without wife
lol no effort at all to be with him ok what a thing to come home to

he looks deformed. wife retweeting this means... he wants to be shotafied ToT

>>58993105
The entire face is off, like someone used the morph tool a bit and called it a day

>>58993105
the mouth is a little too high

>>58992997
the fuck are they supposed to do if he cant travel nor wants people to come visit him?

>>58993465
drug and rape him until he says yes

>>58993162
>>58993420
hope him retweeting this encourages some shota art to make up for the scuffed edit

Not to be a bit NSFW but I want shota Wife. He'll be my wife still despite being a shota, obviously.
I'll let him top me at least once a day and I'll make sure to leg-lock him and stroke his hair when he's coming down after orgasm.

>>58985658
Wape

>>58993465
Her and the other anon that was mad have to collaborate to make a teleportation machine so he can actually go to these things

Not really pape abuse but it's still funny https://x.com/LitBbbbbb/status/1704806776615698576

Kiss me anon~

God blazing mr sam still smells so good I can't wait to spray this on my shirt when it comes in

>>58997752
muah

good mornign anons
i'm dead
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1704876710632800670

>>58992988
I wish they would. But knowing en staffs they probably won’t

>>58998302
I'll keep coping since mayuyu still made appearances in 3d months after he graduated

Question from a noobie:
Was their any Niji EN vtubers who graduated before Nina?

>>58998478
Yugo and all of Niji India

>>58998571
OK, I know about Yugo, I was just checking if there were any others Thanks

pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWIHSggeWj0

hwaw

pio cute

>>58998478
>>58998715
There was also Zaion if you count that as a graduation

he's molesting uki and sonny while they sleep
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1704992669372723311

>>59001077
or the announcement is soon while they molest each other

>>58992988
I'd probably cry my eyes out if they did, especially if they gave him a pole and a juicy ass

>>58998334
Wasn't that explicitly stated what would happen though?

>>59001525
Yeah but i can still cope

aaaaaa why do i have uni....
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1704999195965612519

>>59001686
I would like to hope as well. I just want to seen all the boys interact with each other in 3d...

>>59002161
oh..
for a second there i thought they went to fuuchans house...
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1704999680705528184

>>59002226
they really hate him....

https://www.youtube.com/live/ARSBB2v-24s?si=BptJ8eS-InFW9Kdz Kyo and Girlie DM are playing Don’t Starve Together (I love that game when we getting a nemmen server)

>>59002514
I would play with anons... but I don't want to dox my steam kek

it would be fun if nenmen could play something together

>>59002226
wife... I hope it won't be as awkward as the second aussie offcollab where they were eating food while the kr girl was on call...

>>59002607
look up family sharing on steam, you can share your library to a sub account. it's how i could play plate up with some anons on main without using my main steam account

>>59002824
Anon's a genius. There's no way to track the account it's sharing with?

>>59002607
We should set up a server sometime though I don’t know how long it’ll last for…. If there’s no risk of doxxing at all I’m totally up for it

>>59002226
they've been in japan for a while now, i thought that was obvious

>>59003302
yeah but for a second, i had hope that somehow fuuchan was with them. i wonder if he'd be okay with them flying over to him one day...

>>59003402
he's been streaming non-stop this week. who knows, over a year ago he said he didn't like talking about it and if they did meet up they wouldn't tell anyone. most recent mention of an off-collab was vox offering to fly over to him.

*cums inside you*
nothing personnel kid
https://files.catbox.moe/o4jnrk.png

>>59003201
It would be fun, though I don't have the know how (nor the equipment to spare) to set up a dedicated server for it...

>>59003201
you should be able to set up a server without showing your stream uername
I play with my friend on her server all the time and it just shows her nickname
there are tons of public servers up there you can check them out first
>>59003706
you don't need a beef pc to set up a server, just don't use a potato laptop lol

ive never played Dont starve before! is it hard?

>>59003057
not that i know of. it should be safe.

>>59004405
I only have my pc and I can't keep it running 24/7 is what I'm trying to get at kek
>>59004625
Great to know, thanks!

>>59004594
Long as you... Don't starve :^)

Kyo not collecting resources as he's aimlessly wandering around is painful

>>59004594
it's pretty cool! but can get quite boring if you play it alone or with no mods after a while

>>59004405
If you look into the history of people you’ve played with, you’ll see whole profiles so it’s best to share to another account to mitigate the risk
>>59004594
Not really but it is pretty hard for new players

Kyo will die to his sanity monsters mark my words

>>59005113
It's so bad :D

>>59005668

>>59002753
God it was so awkward that Hada was just… on call while the others were right next to each other interacting and all that. I don’t know man, I can only hope this goes over smoothly.

If this is just a new merch announcement and nothing more. I swear...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RDRPociaVU

Nevermind he died to the horse

>>59005842
you know it won't

>>59003611
Also a Mysta for fun
https://files.catbox.moe/b0sbhq.png

>>59005842
wife has a long day tomorrow, if it's too awkward or pointless to be there he'll probably dip earlier

>>59006954
is he fucking or getting fucked

They're so fucked

>>59007265
It's like the Ryushen pic, nobody can tell whose dick it is.
Nah, Mysta's the one doing the fucking, look where the cum is.

>>59007792
oh i'm blind

>>59007792
>Ryushen pic
doko

Is it too much of a cope for me to want 2.0 vox to be at least 180cm if he's gonna retcon his height? I like tall monster men

>>59008348
190+ vox TRUST

>>59008428
Lord please I need him taller it only adds to 2.0's hotness.

>>59008507
no say sister claire and hskw were too intimidated to talk to some 180cm dude, those are par for the course in the streets of montreal

>>59008092
Dozo
https://files.catbox.moe/le4w84.png

>>59009042
thank you, itadakimasu

>>59008882
True, I swear every time JPs talk about meeting vox irl he's somehow this imposing figure they can't get near despite him being the softest dude on earth. Though maybe that's just the british aura around him

>>59009273
yeah the way they describe him makes him sound physically imposing because it's an immediate first impression, and i can only think of him being really tall. also i need a tall inhuman boy PLEASE, imagine how tall he'd be with horns

>>59009469
And I swear that's also true for en members too, unless I'm hallucinating

vox height change will be 200cm, trust me

>>59009469
combine that with his British accent and penchant for going on long spiels about obscure memes and references I'm sure that's pretty intimidating as well for non-native speakers

>>59007792
A crossdressing boy dicking someone down is just. Peak.

>>59006165
It doesnt even say there will be an announcement

https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1705035585885438462
surprise appearance?

>>59009469
>>59009746
white man effect, he says he's quite tall irl too so he must tower over them

There's something very endearing about Vanta laughing at his own jokes and just getting excited over anything in general.

>>59010172
i know how main feels now

Why is Girldms chat so dead everytime she collabs with Tempus or Niji males? Who is the audience for this?

Finally he fixed his overlay

last minute guesses on the announcement? luxnoc 3d concert i think

>>59010469
kek I'm sure he won't pop in

>>59009752
It's also sadly niche as hell which is why I'm grateful for the advent of technology here

>>59010172
it'd be fun if luxiem popped in to say hi at the end and joined them

new wife memba post

scripted noctyx

this fucking sucks

>>59010987
we barely started...

>>59010987
I am having a flashback, I hate scripted why can't they just have fun shooting the shit

Yay offcollab!
>>59010904
Oh shit JAM wallpaper. Nice.

ESL-written questions

>>59010904
I was so anxious about this collab, I'm glad I got wife's memba to comfort me...

>>59010904
JAM WALLPAPER AAAAaaaaA

wife writes fanfic just like me....

i miss the kadets

I want a wife lora... Quilldren onegai...

>>59011247
I think they hang out in main more

>i got the one year badge
>right now that i can't catch any wife streams because of work
uuuuuuu

>>59011329
Damn

i miss dj

>>59011530
me too... today has made me miss him so much

>is a thief
>buys things
sexcat you fucking fat retarded faggot

>>59011530
I'm sad that Alban was dead for the gameshow so they didn't get to do it all together...

chat saying hey hey hey jesus christ were the real comfydants at

two sluts fighting

>you loose the game, you loose your life
>this is why I joined the game
suicide LOVE

he was seething at anykara while eating an apple

kek wife is so bitchy and bratty

KEK ROBOCOP WINS

i can't believe wife chose sonny because of his big meaty cock

wife wants to swallow sonnys meat!!

Fuuchan was 100% going to say Uki was selling himself....

I think I enjoyed Smash and the Tens machine more compared to this quizshow so far

>>59012996
i just want to fast forward to the announcement at the end

alban watching sonny's bodycam to watch himself get fucked

wife is going offline on his own

Ver....https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1705045608497647617

sonny is such a rich kid

Sorry if someone's posted this already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OUbbqv1c6c

>>59013867
>2AM
Y-yay

>>59013867
the real offcollab let's go

>>59013867
>no wife
i sleep

>>59013867
Bro I already took my nyquil I'm not gonna make it

>>59013586
loser in their next duel has to put out for their brother

>>59013867
Jesus Christ did they literally only do the "full" Noctyx "off-colab" so they wouldn't get shit for doing this?

>>59014079
Luca didn't list them but wife's pape is in the bg

KNOVID THRIVING

>>59014173
i don't think anybody would have shit on them though. i think everyone understands it's just not something fulgur can do

>>59014173
Pretty sure it’s just for the announcement at the end… also why would they get shit for not having Fulgur at the full off collab?

comfydants extra insufferable today

>>59014493
i could see some "they collabed with others before having a full offcollab of their own wave" going around

>>59014560
Let them be. Their oshi isn’t there for the big luxnoc collab, so I get their frustrations. I mean, we all saw the yaminions break down when Shu didn’t show up with all of Luxiem last time.

>>59014717
Oh so just retarded nothingness then

my beautiful wife showing off how smart he is!

>>59014560
let them deal with their emotions, it's hard enough for them that fulgur isn't in japan.

>>59014717
Uki and Alban already offcollabed with the others in Montreal

>>59014903
? they would be right tho lol
>>59014940
not full because sonny wasn't there

>>59014940
there was no offcollab stream retard

every time wife shows up and he's the only one without his second outfit i feel bad. don't worry wife your big booba archivist model will come soon......

>>59015003
I think most people would've been fine with separate uki/alban and violisko off-collabs.

>>59014995
Mama

I haven't seen anyone mad but two people in this thread, and they need to get to work making a matter transporter.

>>59014717
The main complaint I’m seeing is that they’re calling this a noctyx off-collab when it really isn’t. It’s a Sonny, Uki, and Alban off-collab with Fulgur stuck at home. Doesn’t help that all the art that’s come out of this is just of them three, so there bitterness there as well.

it's weird to watch THE noctyx offcollab because i feel like my hype for it died months ago and wife not being there also makes things bland. And I guess offcollabs is not something that special anymore, even more now that they have another one after this one

>noctyx "offcollab"
>2 members missing

I wish I was the appropriate level of excited, today was kind of weird and emotional. I think I need a nap?

wife sees the word "training" and all that can come to his mind is sex kek

>>59015415
>>59015573
>>59015585
genuinely can' tell if these are falseflaggers or real comfydants

>>59015663
does it blow your mind this much people can have different opinions on fucking streams? oh the horror anon

>>59015330
If we hooked the schizos/retards of this thread onto a machine that harnessed their mental instability and turned it into electrical energy it would create a rip in the time space continuum allowing people to finally teleport

>>59015663
skill issue, wife's talking about being spanked and you think we have time to be here complaining?

>>59015663
have you been itt during the ar live announcement when it was revealed that fulgur won't be with noctyx in person? that's just how they talk

>>59015822
hey speak for yourself I AM complaining while wife moans in my ears

>>59015872
my bad I don't use the split often

>>59015663
I believe it’s a mixture of both. There are comfydants who are finding it hard to be excited about these collabs when fuuchan is stuck in his closet/office not being included fully, but then there are falseflaggers who want the attention. I would just pay attention the stream and not give a shit what the thread is talking about.

>>59016029
it feels like some comfydants who havent been /here/ in a while taking the opportunity to come here and bitch

>>59016125
that's the whole point of a fucking 4chan thread

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP WIFE IS NOW CHINESE UWWOOOOO

>>59016029
it's pretty obvious with all the crossposting and complaining in main that someone's trying to shit up the thread

>>59016212
no, the point of a 4chan thread is to talk about molesting shota versions of your oshi, idiot

>>59016234
again? isn't that an old design

>>59016125
I mean, that is also happening, but just leave them be. I’m a comfydant and even I’m finding it hard, so I understand them, but also they shouldn’t be bringing that shit here. Just let them bitch and moan and focus on the steam. Remember, there’s an announcement later! Hoping it’s merch or something, but I’d be fine with a song or a voice drama again.

I don’t care about Noctyx Unity nor Off-collabs nor Fulgur but I do like shitposting so I will say that I am mad that Fulgur is not at this off-collab too.

>>59016212
if you spent more time watching wifes stream and reading his membership posts rather than lurking vt and bitching on your priv you would have seen this from miles away and understand wife's feelings on the matter

>>59016305
that too TOT

>>59016375
kek

>>59016364
hmmm a voice drama would be cool but it's a pretty short timeframe from their previous one....

>>59016401
I do both

The Chinese are at war…

>>59016364
i hope its a new chibanyan song!

the manekineko art is one of my favorites, he's so cute and pouty and it came with FRIDGE MAGNETS, something i've been begging we get more of

i need to sleep but i also wanna finish at least this stream.............please just announce the next shitty merch already

>>59015663
I'm enjoying the stream, but I'm in a bad mood because being in pain makes you grumpy!

>>59016536
That’s true. Well, we’ll just have to wait and see! It’s not the Asia Travel shit since that was announced like two months ago. I just hope it isn’t some bilibili announcement again.

>>59016771
speaking of did the Noctyx bilibili world VOD ever pop up?

>>59016770
Focus on your stream Fulgur. Maybe next time they'll drug you and ship you off to Japan so you can finally off collab with your wavemates.

>>59015663
I'll always prefer non-scripted, but I'm less bothered by Fuuchan not being there because he's been upfront about his restrictions due to health and I know that the only thing preventing people from coming to him is him not letting them. Fans can still feel bad about him not being able to be there in person, even if there's very good reasons why.

confession: while i like the rest of noctyx i never really cared much for noctyx unity...not sure why but they never gripped me as hard as Luxiem and ever since DJ left i couldn't ever really get into noctyx unity anymore. T_T i like when wife feels loved by his wave and im sad wife cant travel but apart from that i dont feel too bad about it.

>>59017171
i think noctyx being the last wave who "fit" into niji also played some role into making people see them as very close. And I think they are, but we as viewers can only see so much. Honestly after choosing my kamioshi (wife) i lost a little bit of interest in the other boys

>>59016994
If it has I’ve not seen it. I’ve seen clips floating around, but not a full thing.
>>59017133
This is how I feel. I’m sad that this noctyx off-collab isn’t really a noctyx off-collab and I feel sad whenever the other guys interact irl with each other, but I understand why things are like this, so I can’t really bitch and moan about it. Can I be upset and feel a bit bitter? Of course I can, but I can’t really fault anyone.

>>59017171
i think you just like fulgur anon, that's why a lot of comfydants like him as a bottom in ships. it's pretty common to think you're a hako oshi when you really only care about one person

what's stopping them of just breaking into wife's house an forcefully offcollabing with him

>>59016234
Saiki my beloved wife

he's raping alban..............

They can't be allowed to do that again. It gave them too much power

>>59017525
wife doesnt want them to and theyre too cowardly to noncon him

how does alban do that

i didnt know sexcat could imitate uki

wtf is this ERP nonsense...
>>59017741
i have the perfect image for this

>>59017525
Wife is stopping them. He’s said before that he would kick them out if they ever showed up at his door. Not to mention that I don’t even know if they know where he lives. He mentioned Enna knew where he lived, but maybe he hasn’t shared that with the others I don’t know.
He has gotten better though and does talk about off-collabing, but you can tell he doesn’t really mean it.

>>59017912
poor wife, as much as i complain i know an offcollab with him will never happen, on stream at least

WIFE IS BEING SUCH A WHORE

>Uki looks so seductive with Sonny's eyes
sani has rape eyes

WIFES BEHIND US YAAAAAAAAY TIME TO SEXO

i sleep now, really missed wife's voice and this thread

now that this scripted shit is over, and bless the boys for trying to salvage it, i wonder if i'll be able to stay up for luxnoc kino later

>>59018563
What makes you think that's not scripted too? I'm kidding, but it better not be

>>59018044
I wouldn’t say never, but it’s not likely yeah. Part of it is that wife is very self-conscious and doesn’t want anyone else to deal with him and his issues, and the other part is that he can’t meet up with them easily unless they visit him, and I don’t know how many livers really want to visit a town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. I mean, maybe they’d be willing to just to see wife, but at that point it falls onto wife if he wants that, and he’s very on the fence about it.
This is why I can’t be angry about this whole off-collab shit. Am I upset and sad? Of course, but I also understand that it wasn’t in the cards to begin with.
[spoilers] and not to be a Debby downer, but it is a terrible feeling to see the others all interact, hangout with each other, and just have fun in general while wife is stuck at home with nobody but his pets to keep him company. I know wife probably want it that way, but it’s still bitter to see them have fun laughing. I don’t know, it’s a mess of emotions for me because I’m happy that luxnoc to get to hangout, truly I am, but it’s just so fucking maddening that wife isn’t there with them. He’s just so important to the boys and knowing he isn’t there hurts. [/spoilers]

>>59018753
fuck me dude… let me die in my hole of shame.

>>59018842
nade nade

>>59018659
anon don't jinx it... i just want to hear the boys fucking around, i miss them.

>>59018753
comfytourist it's .... not [spoilers] ...

but yes your perspective is more nuanced on it, if they were all to come to him it would feel so pressured and stifling on him, and a lot of planning would have to revolve around working around his accommodations. in reality i could see it working out but when thinking about it it could be really stressful for wife.

no wonder he's been throwing himself into so many solo streams these past few weeks, apart from having less boys to collab with. he wouldnt want to be pitied but i just kinda wanna hug him and be with him for now.

in my view rather than getting upset on his behalf which would highly upset him in turn, the best we can do is show up to his solos and accompany him. it makes me happy he finds a lot of genuine happiness and solace in streaming, though the circumstances are bittersweet.

>>59020925 (me)
what the fuck. why does it all turn into spoilers without a closing bracket....now i look retarded...

>>59018753
>>59020925
the blind leading the blind...... just gotta accept we're all retards here

>>59021078
leave me alone...! leave me alone!!

>>59021120
at least i can comfort myself knowing i'm not a cheater

>>59021398
no!!! noooo!!!!

>thread becomes active again to start fighting with each other during an event
home

>>59022461
now make it happen on a sunday evening and we'll be so back, baby

luxnoc for next thread image is a must

>>59022695
wish we could use this one but it would be horribly ironic

>>59022756
i like it

>>59023873
if anyone has a more suitable luxnoc one they can share

>>59022756
This is it