/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58854947
She's not my friend. She can never be my friend

her neck lacks girth

>>58854947
Not my friend

Not currently sitting on my face

>>58854947
My dick not inside her.

>>58854947
Not breastfeeding me in this exact moment

i don't watch her much but i just caught her live 3d. it fuckin ruled. fauna is a great.

>>58854947
Boring.

>>58854947
vegan
fpblippypippy/thread btfo

>>58854947
a mole under her right eye

>>58854947
She is bad at bowling.

Vegan, easy

>>58854947
>>58855087
>>58855122
>>58855246
>>58855251

Cover keeps making her do stuff that makes her take a lot of breaks

>>58854947
Pretentious and self-important know it all.

>evening time in Jakarta
It's shitposting hours

Her only flaw is being vegan and she's not even being a bitch about it, she's perfect

>>58854947
Vegan

>>58854947
She's cute but a bit too bland for my taste, love when she collabs with my wife tho

>>58854947
is racists to black people

>>58854947

>>58854947
Her hair and leaves don’t change with the seasons

>>58855512
>being vegan and she's not even being a bitch about it
>he doesn't know about that Japan trip

>>58855675
>he didn't notice the quotation marks
Nobody tell him what it means.

WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS

>>58854947
not pushing me down and raping me

>>58854947
fauna
flawna
flaw? nah.

>>58854947
Ignoring the "problem" incels have because they're retarded. Her only real problems are:
(1) She doesn't say swears/slutty things in her karaoke streams so it ruins the songs. Cover is such a boring company that's the only time she can legally say "imma gobble ya nuts!" and not graduate, but she just DOESN'T say it.
(2) she deliberately doesn't play good games on stream and brags about it. It's bad enough that Cover doesn't have perms for good games. But when they FINALLY get one good game every 5 years, Fauna says she won't be playing it because to stream that game would ruin it for her. Or how she only plays DnD off stream.
Hololive is such a boring company filled with great talents that don't do ANYTHING with their platform. It's like if Hercules just slept his whole life away and never did anything cool.

>>58854947
her neck is thicker than my penis
you can't say this about every vtuber
i'm not well endowed

She is horrible at divegrass, she could never be my oshi.

>>58854947
None. She's objectively the greatest western vtuber out there.
So much her mindbroken troon antis can only spam an out of context quote from months ago as an argument against her.

>>58855087
>>58855122
>>58855675
>>58856475
to be fair, if you're honestly convinced a random person on the internet, who will never ever in your life meet up with you, have a nice 1 on 1 convo and play games with you, then that's a (you) flaw, normal people don't think that way

>>58856444
don't care or follow tree bitch, what happened in Japan

>>58856573
>shes bad cause she doesn’t swear
you must be over 18 to post here

>>58854947
>vegan
>boring
>sees her fans as simps
>neck too thick

>>58856689
she was a bitch to her friends due to vegan-related schizotism, basically making it very difficult for them to find a place to eat and even when they did, she had a vegan moment which made it awkward. Remember, she was doing this in JAPAN.

>>58855658
Op asked you to name a flaw, not a positive

>>58856830
they were supportive of her you spic, if you genuinely think that bothered anyone you never had any real friends

>>58856937
>you never had any real friends
I thought I did until that dreaded day...

>>58854947
>roleplay asmr past life
>loves twilight vampire

>>58854947
>Name a flaw.
I am not her.

>>58856666
based satanic quads

>>58856687
Of course I don't actually believe it, I don't like her because she doesn't play into the kayfabe. I know I'm not really her friend. She knows she's not really my friend. But part of the Vtubing experience is the silent agreement to pretend that we are, and she doesn't go along with that.

>>58860451
she plays into it unless you're a retard about it, she plays even more into in ASMR streams

>>58854947
Her oshi is Gura. Literally everything wrong starts from there

>>58856666
Yeah, pretty much this. If everyone followed her example Hololive would be unstoppable.

>>58860451
She got baited into saying it once in a post-game SC reading session and apologized in the comments after. This much crying about it just means the problem is on your end. You need to let it go.

>>58854947
Not a flaw necessarily, but I do wish that she started streaming 2 hours later in the evening. I always catch her 2 hours in to her streams. Being an EST sapling can be sufferable.

>>58860672
lol, that would make her even more unwatchable for european saplings. I'd love for her to stream 2 hours earlier, but FST is the standard for a reason.

>>58860606
>apologized in the comments after
she did?

>>58860672
>>58860775
if you can't adjust your schedule for your oshi I don't know what to tell you

>>58856687
you don't need to be a good friend or close friend, just friend, meanwhile Bijou just said: sure :D

>>58860798
One of her usual paypigs pointed out in the comments that it was a bait SC (which she hadn't realized before then), and she replied that it was a mistake to have taken it at face value and that she only wants everyone to have a good time.
Can honestly not remember the exact video to check again, but that was the gist of it. (It was definitely Minecraft, perhaps one of the tree-building streams.)

>>58861139
didn't she know about babski though, isn't he banned in every chat for a reason

>>58860817
>lmao just stay up to 4am on a weekday for your oshi xDD
Not everyone here are NEETs living with their parents. Some of us have jobs and rent to pay.

>>58861224
> stay up
bro just sleep early, I've been waking up at 12am for Ina streams from her debut

>>58855178
Not currently shitting on my face

>>58861309
That's an absolutely insane schedule.
7am breakfast
8am-4pm work
5pm-midnight sleep
midnight-3am stream
3am-4am dinner?
4am-7am gym, household chores, spare time
You must be very young if you think you can keep that up long-term without consequence. (That, or just a perpetual NEET.)

>>58861670
I have a job, and thankfully I'm able to listen to streams at work too, I just don't care about my health :D

>>58860549
I just would appreciate if she turned off the live 2d while she dropped le truth bombs so she can separate them from the character if she intends on playing one.

>>58861784
If you can't separate these things by yourself you're unironically ngmi

>>58861873
>I'm not your friend
>I really am an anime girl though
You don't see the disconnect?

>>58861139
That's not an apology. That's a deflection.

Pointing out fauna's flaws gets you a 3 day ban from 4chan.
Saplingjanny is always quick to white knight his whore

>>58861194
I'm banned in every chat because of Fauna, she knows who I am, I've sent her SCs before, but she had me banned in the rest of Council+Kiara to cover for herself. She knows I'm not a harasser or troll but was just trying to save face with the saplings.

>>58861139
If you mean this it doesn't look like an apology to me

>>58854947
she is NOT your friend

>>58862119
Really shines on a light on how little she knows about hololive
There's lots of talents that refer to their fanbase are friends or closer is harmful is pretty negative on par with kronii, she's even got friends outside of hololive that do that. Kind of back stabby.

People posing as fans acting hurt by the friends thing will never stop being funny

Eddy

>>58860395
>doxxshit staying up

>>58861988
Weird to complain about sapjanny when the rule you're complaining about also gets you banned for any other vtubers including half of Hololive, a bunch of Nijis and even some small corpo/indies who have doxxspaming antis like Pippa or Shondo

>>58862413
It's literally a mentally ill sister spamming on cooldown and ban evading. Hell the pathetic sack of shit is literally admitting it >>58861988

>>58863279
>like Pippa or Shondo
I wonder why.

>>58854947
you're using protip wrong. it doesn't fit here. and her asmr isn't lewd enough.

>>58854947
She got forced into being "mommy" by one track minded saplings when her true calling and desire is to be big sis

>>58863410
nothing more pathetic honestly, what a faggot

>>58854947
teeth

>>58856573
>good games
BG3 is apparently a good game, but better don't check the numbers for Biboo and friends BG collab streams.

>>58854947
she's too good at having sex with me

>>58863711
the last bg3 stream was boring. very boring. i'd be ok with them dropping it.

She has a "brother"

>>58863493
yeah but both faun and shon's doxxposters should kill themselves. at least /shon/ occasionally force summons jannies by posting hardcore guro and cunny. that thread is wild.

>>58863824
>>58863711
It is a good game but big RPGs like that are kind of personal experiences and not really suited for streaming.
Collaboration has the potential for party antics, so that's why they do it, but it's not exactly a fast paced game. Lots of prose, turn based combat

>>58863824
>>58864346
Yes, and that's Fauna's reasoning too. Good game doesn't equal a good stream game. That's why many streamers play those awful horror games, because they can fake scares reactions and chat loves it. Zelda is apparently the best game ever, but also consistently known for being a debuff game that sooner or later slashes your CCV in half. On the other hand one of the most iconic Fauna streams is fucking Euro Truck Simulator of all things.
The only missed opportunity was very short Holocure stream in its most popular moment, but she also said early she has stuff to do and has to cut the stream short.

>>58854947
She's unfunny and her fans are fucking annoying

>>58856687
to be fair, she should read superchats from FUCKING BABSKI

>>58860451
I'd understand this take if it the GFEtuber was doing shit like lusting over men or outright insulting fans on stream, but a person who feels insulted over a streamer saying "I'm not your IRL friend" is not the kind of person you want in your fanbase.

>>58865006
>her fans are fucking annoying
Who's worse, Saplings or Ruffians? I'm starting to think they're the same people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-abAMimXVOc

>>58854947
She doesn't do lewd ASMR

>>58854947
Mid ASMR despite being "the" ASMRtist of EN.

>>58862119
It does if you're not ESL.

>>58862054
>>58862275
Ah Faunaschizo. It's true, we all know you.

Failed to deliver weekly Minecraft streams.

>>58868195
I think if she ever did one I would actually die from dehydration due to the size of the nut I'd bust to that

>>58872469
cope

>>58874092
You're Jakartan...kek

>>58856937
Please understand, friendless neets think an extremely minor “inconvenience” is enough to ruin a years long friendship on its own.

She's not streaming tonight :(

So we can freely make anti threads huh? Right janicucks?

she doesnt say uuuuuuu enough

>>58875082
How new? Most threads are anti threads.

>>58854947
shes not in bed with me

>>58875082
we haven't had actual vtuber discussion in nearly a year, I miss the forbidden four.
make that five I miss umami too

>>58854947
Not enough hats.

this fucking retard scored a fucking self goal what the FUCK

she is also not breastfeeding me rn, also bad.

On a serious note she can sometimes be boring and she does put me off a little when she acts a little schizo about parasocial or how to treat your audience stuff, she feels stiff or fearful sometimes idk its just a feel thing.
Actually add to the list she plays starfield in a very silly way.
Stupid silly melee kirin.

Pseudo intellectual, steals ideas and copies the style of Northerlion, annoying voice, can't sing, and her fans are the worst numberfags of HoloEN.

>>58854947
boyfriend, friend mods, etc.

>>58855087
wanting to be friends with 1000s of online people you will never meet is a huge flaw

Faunatards are annoying I guess. But not enough to be funny like kenzoku.

>>58855410
Smoothbrain cope?

>>58854947
I could easily name several.

>>58880778
Watching sapcucks coping that kronester beat fauna 3d is so fucking satisfying

>>58889055
Hey Faunaschizo, you replied to your own post again. Just wanted to help you out, I know you've had a furious day of samefagging and falseflagging. It's hard work, I know.
Man, last time you did this you outed yourself as Jakartan, glad it wasn't as humiliating this time!
>:3

She isn’t impregnated with my child yet

>>58889858
It's so fucking easy to bait sapcucks kek

Jakartan? lol

>>58854947
she thinks she's smarter than she is.

>>58889055
>>58889858
these posts are made by the same person.

>>58854947
Is a vegan.
Her voice.
Shit at ASMR.
Can't sing.

>>58855087
YWNBFF

>>58861988
>[Deleted]
actual Reddit board

>>58855410
"Know-it-all" is typically hyphenated! Do you work at a gas station? I work at Microsoft.

>>58895353
Proof this thread?

Her fanbase may be the most defensive and irritating fans on this board for a Holo vtuber.
From the constant "i miss mommy UUUU" shit, to seething about her "friend" comments more than the people actually seething at her.
I actually don't hate Fauna, she just doesn't do kayfabe very well so I'm not very interested anymore. That goes beyond the friend shit, it's the boring tangents and lectures that it feels patronizing, especially when I'm older than her.

>>58896811
He works for Microsoft too. Tech support. At least that's what he claims before getting hung up on for the 50th time that day due to his accent.

>>58854947
She is a GFEtuber, therefore she is a whore

>>58854947
Joyfriend.

>>58897345
Sapcucks can't take a punch

Wish she actually used twitter and wasnt just awol between streams

>>58856687

>>58856687
normalcy is not a virtue and normal people aren't allowed on 4chan

>>58854947
She's not very good at singing

>>58855087
>>58855122
She can never be your friend because she's already your mommy uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>58900388
I wonder which Jakartan poster this is

>>58854947
I would have agreed with you before, I thought she was utterly perfect until her friend rant. I'll never be able to think of her the same knowing how little she thinks of us now, though.

>>58901261
>big numbers
disgusting numberfag

One would think that SEAmonkeys would be busy trying to civilize themselves instead there here. I think all white countries should stop giving them aid of any kind if they have this much time on their hands.

>>58901805
*they're

I'm off to sleep.

>>58854947
still doesnt doesnt speak a lick of jp

>>58901586
so this is the new simpling cope huh

>>58901805
this really is just an anti thread huh
have a good one anon

>>58864777
That's the problem with any long running series on youtube. It'll start off strong but viewers will stop watching it after the first few episodes.

>>58901261
>Lamy
update your yab knowledge subhuman, this lying whore is not pure

the consequences of not rangebanning SEA, the thread.

>>58901645
>Ignores the rest of the image
>Doesn't want his oshi to be successful

>>58903808
That's not the same as retards clinging onto her just because she's successful. And numberfags in the fandom don't make a chuuba more successful, it just turns the fandom into shitflinging number monkeys.

>>58854947
Veganism. I know that she doesn't preach about it, but getting food with her must be awkward af

Vegan

>>58855087
humans can only remember at max like 250 other people

>>58904817
my problem with veganism is they might be involved in deliberately raising food prices, which is stupid because earth as a whole is in a situation where 1/3rd of it's people aren't getting enough protein without overfishing the oceans. some little "activist" dickhead trying to raise the price of milk while people in other parts of the world do actual damage to the biodiversity of earth...yeah that seems leftist lol. seems like exactly what an Ivy league piece of fucking shit might be up to right at this moment. I think my problem might actually be with rich people.

>>58904817
Her friends are all vegans too. She 100% wouldn't date a non-vegan.

>>58854947
Name a flaw.
Protip: you can't.

>>58907136
milk is overproduced, though. it's heavily subsidized in the US.

>>58854947
her approach to veganism is that of a person with OCD.

>>58854947
She is not anon's friend

>>58907136
I can absolutely guarantee your dedicated vegans are not the force fucking everyone in the ass with grocery prices anon, certain groups and megacorporations that rival countries do

>>58854947
Hasn't farted on her mic yet. The braplings are hungry.

>>58854947
She will never be my friend

she has contempt for me but perhaps the feeling was born from fear

>>58855087
>>58855122
>>58908352
>>58908651
Hey useless jannies. Do you know anything about spamming?

>>58856573
Heracles*
His Roman equivalent sounds lamer, sorry.

>>58854947
Vegan.

>>58854947
Green is not a creative color

>>58908999
She's not your friend

>>58854947
no sex with me

>>58855087
Based Fauna. I don't want her to be your friend.

Why has this board gone from one early schizo to nearly everyone shitting on her now? Is it because of EN3?

>>58854947
>better asmr on PL
>loves twilight vampire a lot

>>58862119
>People have a problem with this
Get therapy or just kill yourselves. You are so fucking pathetic

>>58854947
hololive

teddy

>>58855087
how is that a flaw? that's just normal for any random person online who you'll never meet irl, of course she's not your friend lol only actual retards would believe that in the first place

>>58854947
Needs bigger tits
Needs a jungle between her legs

>>58917056
Listen to this wise anon.

>>58920191
>Needs a jungle between her legs
i'd rather not listen to that retard, no, you keep your disgusting shit to yourselves lol

>>58917056
how do you know the latter isn't true?
I choose to believe she's untamed

>>58854947
she just plain sucks; if you see her as anything other than a mediocre streamer larping as an anime girl it's because you're seeing what you want to see, why? I don't know, maybe zoomers are desperate for a mommy figure who knows.

>>58922480
>she just plain sucks
Yeah, me.

>>58854947
wont sit on my face

>>58854947
Not your friend. Never your friend.

>>58855087
100% buck broken

>>58854947
Not bouncing on my dick right now

>>58854947
Her PL shows that she is a psychotic cunt that clearly hates her audience. She is faking it big time for the Holo money. Literally zero respect for this grifter.

i think it's nice that fauna is honest or realistic with you. the girls that will play into your schizo delusions for views and donations honestly think less of you.

>>58928864
>>58929043
kek seeing these posts one after the other is funny. Which is it? Is she faking it or is being honest? I don't even know how retards think that she's faking anything, when the same retards complain about her breaking kayfabe and being "real". /vt/ schizos have zero self awareness man.

>I'm not your friend!!!
>immediately loses to Kronii's 3D showcase
You reap what you sow you retarded whore.

>>58855087
thank you for gaining consciousness and acknowledging reality

>She didn't get the bald Live2D

CHECKMATE

people who seethe about the friends thing are probably the same people who shitposted about "Improve yourself."

>>58922480
How bad were Gen X parents that they're spawned an entire generation that has mommy issues?

>>58931214
*they've

>>58854947
Here's a flaw:
Used as retarded doxxbait by a retarded OP to weaponize retarded mods

>>58930967
I believe that it is disaffected teammates who are posting about this. They are suffering from PTSD from what Ame said and Fauna triggered them, hence why they had such a disproportionate response.

>>58854947
Fauna...

So I finally watched the Faunas "friends" clip and I don't get what some people are reading out of this?

For context Fauna is probably my most watched EN holo but I mostly follow jp's.

All she was saying is don't be a self destructive parasocial schizo. She wasnt being rude or dismissive. She wasn't making any statements with political undertone or wokeness.

If this clip makes you honestly seethe then its time to touch grass. I'm being real here.

>>58936090
Oh and whats most important, she wasnt saying it for herself in any way, she was saying it for you.

>>58936090
blatant anti thread, please understand

>>58854947
>vegan
>pseud
The most insufferable combination

>>58936090
Thank Jakartaschizo. It was a 100% expected take from her, and common for streamers to think. Not as common in vtubing, but not rare by any means.

>>58937388
No idea what you are trying to say. If you think she did something wrong then you can say your peace and I'll listen.

>>58937635
>Jakartaschizo rushes to defend himself
>say your peace
KEKKED

>>58938937
You type words but they make no sense. I'd like to think you're trolling but obviously you're not, theres some fantastic events taking place in your head that have no correlations to reality.

I think this is prime example why Fauna needed to make that statement. People who start imagining things that are not actually there. They get so caught up in their fantasy world that they lose all touch with reality.

>>58940337
>say your peace
Lot of words to hide from your ESL RUMAO

>>58936090
She. Is. Not. Your. Friend.

Fuck off, schizo.

Am I going fucking crazy? Are these bots arguing with each other? I'm literally seeing people argue with each other even though they all agree.

>>58941740
its a jakarta thread, what do you expect

>>58941740
It's unfortunately just one Jakartan arguing with himself over multiple devices, it's a standard experience. Just observe and laugh from a distance

SHE'S MY WIFE FUCK YOU CHUD

>>58942614
excuse me she is MY wife

>>58855087
do u beleeb

>>58947199
IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

>>58855087
fpbp

>>58855087
based

>>58855087
This.

>>58854947
correct

>Fubuki
>friend
>Fauna
>I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND, INCELS

>>58959904
Sukonbu
>*donates for Valentine's day*
Fubuki
>Just for today... I can be your wife...

Saplings
>H-here's my life savings Fauna, I'm going to starve this month and I can't pay rent but at least I'm helping out a friend, right?
Fauna
>Who the FUCK said you could speak to me, worm? Get on the ground. Now. Plant your FUCKING face on the fucking ground. You are nothing to me. You are nothing. You have less value than the dirt you're kneeling on. You are beneath me. You aren't even fit to lick my feet. The only role you have is as a doormat for me to wipe the dirt off my soles. I should spit on you. Be grateful that I'm merciful enough to give you this much. No other woman will. Now apologize and say thank you.

>>58854947
Squeebs in a non-Squeebing zone

>>58854947
her worst flaw? saplings

>>58960135

>>58854947
her worst flaw? She's not our friend.

>>58960135
>and other lies Jakartan's tell themselves

>>58960122
>>Who the FUCK said you could speak to me, worm? Get on the ground. Now. Plant your FUCKING face on the fucking ground. You are nothing to me. You are nothing. You have less value than the dirt you're kneeling on. You are beneath me. You aren't even fit to lick my feet. The only role you have is as a doormat for me to wipe the dirt off my soles. I should spit on you. Be grateful that I'm merciful enough to give you this much. No other woman will. Now apologize and say thank you.
YES MOMMY

>>58960715
t.

>>58960786
>he actually tried to falseflag as both people at the same time
my fucking sides

>>58960786
>pic rel
is that supposed to be a flaw? that's kino

>>58863711
Most Hololive fans are 20-something children who only play tranime games from Nintendo or some variation of Baby Block Simulator.
I'm positive the average Hololive fan wouldn't be able to beat a Pathfinder game on core difficulty.

>>58908360
>megacorporations
If you're going to make up words that don't mean anything, I'll call you a retard and laugh as I ignore the rest of your post.

>>58961349
>ADL fetishism is kino
kill yourself

She sometimes makes me so horny during streams that I start stroking my dick and moaning her name, which wakes my sister up next to me in bed.

>>58961715
better OC than you can fucking make

Do people actually dislike her voice or is that just a schizo red flag?

>>58960122
where do I pay to hear her say this?

>>58964338
I can do a voice impression for $5. You won't like it.

>>58854947
eww fauna

>>58960122
h-hot

>>58961715
no u

She's not (yet) my girlfriend.

>>58854947
She is a brony.

>>58968702
This is honestly her worst aspect. I have to back away from the stream every time she brings it up.

>>58968840
>>58968702
Girly girls can be horse fans no problem (the bro in there alludes to males y'know)