/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Aster Bday merch releases September 24: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1703604761428136436
Luxiem FancyFrontier Halloween M&G October 15: https://twitter.com/fancyfrontier/status/1704058019917803693
Heroes Half Anniversary merch releases November 15: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1701068043684839458
Luca and Ren at Nijifes 2023 December 24: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1687795587163537409
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Noctyx Palverse Pale Global Preorders (until Oct 8): https://www.animate.shop/search?type=product&options%5Bprefix%5D=last&options%5Bunava ilable_products%5D=last&q=palverse
Unit Art Vol. 3
Phone Call (until Sept 30)

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ren Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMEfuqkKcSQ Uki Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztWXSDKX6Bc Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

how did i do? did i bake the thread correctly?

wife's Journey was very cute today...im mourning the ASMR vods, although i archived all my favorites ill mourn them nonetheless...

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

They better announce my luxnoc sextape tomorrow or I’m gonna wither away

>>58937411
the spacing in the last couple of links is kinda mess uped but other then that the thread's perfectly searchable/usable! thanks for baking pasta kindred, you did good today patpat

i'm glad you enjoyed wife! he's been so cute lately. i can't wait for tomorrow, his zatsu + the special thing the boys are cooking up later that day. not gonna lie, wife feeds us well but i'm missing the rest of the boys... a collab is long overdue

>>58937411
You did it!

>>58937448
unconfirmed but shu, ren, ver, and aster might hopcon minecraft and do a practice run in taka's tower(?) later today. i'll share the link later if they do decide to stop by.

i've started seeing birthday projects for wife pop up on my timeline... jesus christ... is it really only half a year away

3/4 noctyx shotafied

Zali’s ringfit vod is back but it’s heavily edited. Does anyone have the full archive?

>>58939970
He looks like he has a birth defect

comfydants, not like this...

>>58942546
Does that say cumm

>>58942546
we're free use sheep..........

I miss him so much

Not sure if this was already done, but a friend uploaded all of Vox's ASMRs (non membership). If it hasn't been done yet, maybe the baker could add to the main post. https://gofile.io/d/apCNez

>>58944743
Better to get more people into archiving, never forget what happened to yugo's vods. Appreciate it anyways, but your friend forgor the copypasta one.

Seems like they unfucked the minecraft server https://x.com/YuQWilson/status/1704649232299290644

alban LOVE LOVE LOVE !
where is mmy cat....he was here...now he's gone...
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1oz4y1G7Ea/

ape sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUK8naKTUBc
https://www.twitch.tv/vezalius_bandage

AI Mysta seggs

catching up on wife's last ffxvi vod and the way he leaned against chat when jill leaned against clive naked.... what did he mean by that