/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58902543
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBD

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6lP8O_gzpQ
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saGkmVGNJVM

I Cannot Stand This【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HapAxpaFnSY&t=10033s
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

I love my water-bucket-obsessed goth GF.

Any platonic novelites here? I love Shiori and want to support her, but I wouldn't say I'm obsessed over her.

SHIORI CUTE

>>58902680
She wields the bucket better than any other Holo ive ever seen. She hits it like every time she takes a shot

>>58902812
That one bit where she was in a hurry to get to the bottom of the pit below her house was sketch but landing in the water at the very last minute was pretty clutch.

>>58897415
>>58897545
>>58897547
>>58897727
>It's time for a school trip
>Your students are somewhat troublesome
>You sigh heavily thinking to yourself "Man, I should probably retire soon."
>You arrive an hour ahead of time
>Minutes after you arrive, Shiori arrives also
>She has a summer hat and a backpack with her
>The hour passes by quickly, no one else shows up
>It seems this trip will only be you and Shiori
>Thankfully, Shiori is your least troublesome student
>You sigh outloud and under your breath you say: "Damn troublemakers, not even showing up."
>Shiori notices your sigh and pats your back
>"There there Sensei! It will still be fun right?"
>Her warm smile is slowly making you feel better already
>"Yeah..at least I have one student interested." you respond, in a somewhat sarcastic tone
>The school bus arrives. Both of you get on the bus.
>You sit towards the front, Shiori sits next to you.
>She rests her head on your shoulder and says "I hope you don't mind if I take a nap, sensei."
>Since it's just the two of you, you don't particularly mind, if the other students were around they would probably say something
>The trip is somewhat long, Shiori is napping on your shoulder, you don't feel this is appropriate, but just for today, you don't mind.
>After a couple hours, you finally arrive, a camp site that has recently had some snow fall, you notice that the pond is frozen over with ice
>You nudge Shiori awake gently, she mumbles sleepily "Mmm..Sensei? W-why are you in my room Sensei?~"
>Her sleepy voice also carries a slight hint of a flirtatious attitude behind it
>You gently tap her forehead, telling her with an amused yet sarcastic tone: "Stop dreaming little princess, we're at the camp site."
>Shiori's eyes snap open, a slight blush on her face and she looks out the bus window
>"Ohhh, there's snow!" She exclaimed excitedly.
>The two of you get off the bus, she clings to your hand as she gets off the bus, the height a bit high for her
>For some reason, this starts to feel more like a date than a school trip, however she's just your student, perhaps in 5 years or so.
>You shake your head and get rid of that thought quickly.
>Shiori runs over to the camp site's cabin, you follow behind her.
>The entire camp site had been reserved by the school, but since it's just the two of you, it may as well be a private date site, another thought you quickly chase away
>Shiori looks through and finds some ice skates
>"You know sensei, I never learnt how to ice skate, can you teach me?"
>You look at your phone, checking the weather
>Today's your only chance for this, tomorrow the ice will most likely melt
>You consent and she giggles happily at your agreement
>The two of you go outside and put on the skates, it's been a while for you but you're able to keep balance
>Shiori however is struggling a little, she falls on you almost but you catch her and manage to hold her still
>Shiori then takes both of your hands in hers, your fingers interlocking, not a hint of shame on her face or in her actions
>However for you, these actions surprise you, but you don't really complain. It's just a teacher that's helping his student to learn, nothing else.
>The two of you start skating together over the frozen pond, the whole time your hands are together, fingers interlocked, her smile is wide and warm.
>"Senseiiii, this is so nice! You're always so nice to me!"
>Your heart is beating faster, you almost lose your balance from her comment, but you manage to stop yourself and continue skating with her, as if nothing happened.
>The two of you continue skating for a while longer until you notice the sun is starting to set
>The two of you then go back to the cabin, there you notice there's a perfect spot to watch the sun set, Shiori also notices it and asks: "Sensei, do you wanna sit there and watch the sunset with me?"
>The idea definitely crossed your mind, however you try to play it cool: "Sure, I guess we can."
>The two of you sit and watch the sunset together, something you never thought you would do with your student, but you aren't really complaining. She's the only student you like afterall.
>Once the sun had fully set, you both go inside, you, there Shiori says: "Hey sensei, I bet you can't surprise me!"
>"Where did this come from?" You ask her.
>She looks at you with a playful smile then responds back: "You surprised me twice today unintentionally, first on the bus, and then the second with your ice skating, I bet you can't do it a third time on purpose."
>You think for a little, and then you put your hand against a wall, with Shiori between the wall and your body
>You then look down on her a little and whisper: "Is this enough of a surprise?"
>She looks up at you, her face flushed red, then she suddenly does something that surprises you back, she smooches your hand
>"Hehe, just like my dream earlier, sensei~"
>With that she wanders off, leaving you somewhat surprised. You were meant to surprise her, but she got you instead.

>>58902866
Thank you, that was very cute.

>>58902680
Parkour!

>>58902866
Cute and a little spicy, good reading

>>58902760
Shiori is my idol oshi. She is my shining guiding light in the sea of madness.

>>58902760
I am indifferent to her.

>>58902760
We are all completely NORMAL here.

>>58902866
>hand holding with fingers interlock
INAPPROPRIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT AAAIEEEEEE
jokes aside cute story and great write as usual, love the flirty yet shy trait

>>58902760
She's the one that inspired me to be a writefag.
All my writings I do for the sake of improving.
If she notices and likes the shit I write in her community prompts, then I just take it as acknowledgement and am happy. If she doesn't like it, then it's just a sign to do better next time.

Is this the "mindbreak stream" that PL posters keep referencing?

>>58903445
No, that was later.

>>58903334
True, sex would have been purer than that. What was I thinking?
Glad you liked it, kinda seemed fitting but I was also bouncing between that or outgoing and flirty.

>>58902543
What's the lore on the chapter numbers in the title? When do you decide a new chapter begins?

>>58903599
Start of every month is a new chapter.

RATS, TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TO MEEEEE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWEbd0hKN4&t=6s

>>58903599
Does biboo have boobs or is that an illusion?

That mention of her finding snow very romantic sent me into daydream mode.
Of spending a snowy night together, cuddling for warmth in front of the fireplace, the crackle of the burning wood igniting the sparks of passion in the both of you. Getting up to all sorts of mischief you'd never mention to anyone else, then, when the sun starts to rise, you'd sit together on the porch and watch it dye the sky in all hues of orange. Huddled together under the same blanket, holding steaming cups of hot chocolate in your hands for extra warmth the mug provides. The small snowflakes landing just inches away from where you sit, when a gust of wind blows and a few small specks land on her face. You'd laugh it off and brush them away, holding her cheek with your open hand and using your thumb. This causes some embarrassment, but she doesn't dislike it. Then, she'd tilt her head slightly to the side, to keep your hand there for longer. Nuzzling it little, signaling that she wants something. Being the somewhat dense idiot you are, it's not until she closes her eyes and her lips tremble that you realize what she's asking for. And that kiss, that kiss would taste sweet, oddly sweeter than the hot chocolate, you wonder why. No, you know why.

>>58902760
Yeah she helps me with anxiety relief if I ever start panicking, but the people who are really obsessive here elude me.

V entertaining tho, commenting here is like climbing into the chimpanzee cage and screaming with the monkeys.

>>58903819

>resting your head on her lap in front of the fireplace
>she's cleaning your ears and quietly humming to herself
>salt and pepper are being surprisingly calm for once
>life is good

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>58903570
Although the bridge to kabedon part felt a bit stretch, could be my problem
For the ice skating and sunset watching Shiori was the leading one, so maybe cut down the surprise conversation and just surprise her with the kabedon to tease her in a revenge way, then connect to the blushing part

>You are sitting in an empty classroom at your desk correcting grades, when your arm accidentally knocks over your name plaque.
>you tip over, grab it off the floor and gently brush away the dust as you gently smile at the inscription "professor anon"
>"hello professor ~" you hear awfully close, almost making you jump out of your chair.
> funny, you did not notice her come in nor hear the door open, as if she appeared out of thin air.
>"Miss Novella, it is quite late, to what do I owe the pleasure?" You try to regain your composure.
>"ohh I was just wondering if you have corrected my test yet?
> "I may have" you say, "you are a good student, however I must say I was quite dissapointed"
> she looks a little worried "is.. is it bad? Is there anything I could do to get my score up?"
> "well my class is always open if you wish to study here and ask in regards to the topics you are struggling with"
> she leans in closer, too close for comfort. "I do quite enjoy the Biology class~"
> she gently hops to sit on your desk, "well, the male bits we're simple, you guys really have it easy....
>"however I wonder if you can help me with the... female anatomy perhaps?" Slowly drifting her leg wider.
> you gulp at the sight before you not knowing how you should react if react at all as you mind starts weighing the risk of the ethical violation.
> Shiori snaps shut her textbook suddenly and jumps off the table. "Oh I'm so sorry professor, im late to a meeting. Thank you for the offer to use your classroom"
> Shiori runs off at brisk pace as you are left there, confused at what the hell just happened.


Heres my little cringy phoneposting writefag, enjoy, or dont, im not your mother lol

>>58903268
Ah...I can imagine her singing SSS... it's beautiful...

>>58903988
If I weren't resticted by a 5000 character limit I would have definitely added a bit more to it to bridge it better, but I'll take that into consideration too for next time if there is one. Thanks for the input!

>>58904035
shiori why would you do this to me

>>58903978
I think humming ASMR is probably one of the most wanted things I'd love to have her do. With the same tenderness as the twixxer audio. Just something to soothe my soul.

>>58904072
On the Holofest stage

any concerfagging?

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>58904035
I've been a professional in gachaslop sensei / captain / shikikan / commander / commandant, long enough to know where this was going to go.
You can't fool me.
Good short write-up though.

>>58903268
>>58904072
>>58904170
Shiori WILL be mindbroken and forced to do idol activities just like Kronii was and it will be beautiful.

>>58904035
Embrace your cringe anon
It’s a spicy short story and a nice read

>>58904359
Which SKK is this?

>Shiori will never put your XY-Chromosomian Sword in her XX-Box and let you shoot your goo.
And I'm not talking about the gaming console.

>>58904490
Punishing Gray Raven, one of the better action RPG gachaslops and better than Honkai 3rd, to me at least.

I hope we get at least one Shiori x Chloe lewd pic after this.

>>58904291
Imma concernfag the concernfags
Worried about their mental health 24/7

>>58904378
Anon. Think of this carefully. After 3D Idol Arc is over, Shiori will unlock her 3D model. THINK OF HOW MUCH SHE CAN DO WITH IT SINCE IT'S HER EXPERTISE.

>>58904378
I will never be ready for this

>>58904708
Concernfags haven't posted in this thread, are they doing okay? I hope they didn't cry themselves to sleep.

>>58904378
>Singing with Chloe while bouncing their sagging tits together in 3D on the stage.
My dick would instantly explode ...

>>58904689
>>58904854
The double paizuri.

>>58904869
One stinks and another smells like flower.

>>58904378
>Mindbroken and forced to do idol activities
She’s already a Princess, anon. It won’t be a huge leap.

>>58904925
Shiori smells like dep-

>>58904869
SUPER NUT INCOMING

>>58904954
I hope she gets something like a crown (forma de Fubuki) or a tiara with her idol costume

>>58905021
Depression smells like nothing.

Does Shiori even know what paizuri is?

>>58905353
She will pretend she doesn’t know

>>58905353
Not these melons

>>58902760
I am
She wants a balance? I'll give her that
Although its silly that half of my wish to do my best are does for her.

>In the classroom with Shiori, it's before class starts and she's working away dilligently
>She's cutting print outs
>"Sensei, I heard that one of the girls in another class confessed to you."
>You gulp loudly, this topic again. It never ends well
>"Don't worry, they came to me for advice on how best to approach you, being class rep, I'm privy to information about you that others wouldn't know."
>Now you're really worried. What did she tell them? "Oh? What did you say?"
>"I told them you're a terrible tyrant who forces me to run around after you doing menial tasks, and you can't do anything by yourself, so this would most likely mean you'd be a terrible lover."
>She looks over at you with a cheeky smile, "An accurate description, is it not?"
>"Shiori, you..."
>"And incidentally, if nothing would come from it, don't you think it's better to remove pesky insects before they buzz around annoyingly?" Shiori interrupts you, snipping away furiously.
>"I don't know," you reply. "Maybe something would come from it. We'll never know now."
>SNIP. You didn't even think that a pair of scissors could make that noise, as it echoes around the classroom.
>"Sensei, instead of preparing these printouts, how about I use these scissors on you? I know a certain part that'd fit between the blades quite well."

So now it's teacherposting?

>>58905577
The idea of Shiori being clingy and jealous is kinda cute.
>>58906010
Yeah, teacher/student posting, imouto posting, princess posting, whatever Shiori larps about on stream becomes the new trend until she switches topics I guess. (Though I'm still a fan of imouto posting the most.)

I got Fu Xuan in one 10 rolls anon!
/blog

>>58906125
She ain't out for me till tomorrow morning.
Still debating between her + Jingliu or E1 Jingliu. (already have Gepard and Luocha so probably don't need FX)

>>58906040
She'd be jealous but mortified over that fact and she'd sooner die than admit it to you directly. But all the same she'd chase off some other girls pining after you by painting you in a bad light and saying she's the only one who could ever take care of you.

>>58906244
I feel like I could writefag this, maybe after dinner.

Watched Shiori last night for the first time. She is pretty charming. If zatsu's are her strong side I can see myself watching her a lot. EN side really needed a strong zatsu chuuba.

>>58906271
Thank you~
I feel like we have a wonderful symbiotic relationship. You're always indulging me in my ideas that I'm too lazy to flesh out.

>>58902760
Shiori’s my bratty little step sister
that i want to fuck

>>58906301
I hope you watch my wife more and more. She's the absolute sweetest.

>>58902760
I like her. She's entertaining and she made me read books again, but I can only really see her as a streamer I enjoy due to the lack of direct interaction.

>>58902760
Platonic but still parasocial.I wish she were my friend.

>>58906489
She has too many friends already. Plus, her brain's rotted from all the husbandos.

>>58902760
platonic. I hope she enjoys her journey with hololive.

>>58906244
This but threatening other girls in private to stay away from you
Maintaining her caring Imouto side in front of you

>>58906600
It's still something I wish for. Even if I'm just random internet nobody. Not like it'll ever happen however.

Going to bed happy after seeing the Chammers news since she was who got me into vtubers. Goodnight Novelites.

>>58906873
Goodnight anon. It was nice hearing from her.
I hope she's able to stream again soon.

Shiori and Hachama bug eating collab doko

I love novelites

>>58907178
Why?

>>58907178
I don't think you do.

>>58907170
UUUUUOHHHHHHHHHH
NEKO IMOUTO SHIORI

Novelights and Sanallites are allied forces.

>>58907170
>>58907242
I need Shiori to sing Nekomimi mode.

>>58906301
>EN side really needed a strong zatsu chuuba.
excuse me?

>>58907254

>>58907347
the moom is unintelligible

>>58907347
I could never get into Mumei because of the way she talks/sounds.

>>58907347
Did we pick up a stray hooman? Is this the Jermafan?

In the last stream, Shiori used my face as her gaming chair

>>58907496
Do you think he's the only one here or something?

>>58907254
Sanalites are retarded cucks who excused whatever Sana did "because she was cute"

I have a deep resentment towards them. She did a lot of slimy shit and "it's ok because she's cute" is an excuse that drives me insane.

>>58907567
Stone glass houses

>>58907567
blind love
happens to all of us

>>58907567
As if some of us wouldn't be the same.

>>58906244
>>58906744
Yandere imouto? Jealous clingy imouto? I don't know where I'm going with this but enjoy all the same I guess?
>"Shiori! Your older brother's so cool! Can you introduce me to him? I think..I have a crush on him"
>Shiori looks at her friend blankly, however behind that blank look lies a hidden malice, pure jealousy and anger, hidden behind an elaborate poker face
>"Sorry, my brother..isn't really the best kind of person to be around..he's uhhh not very loyal, if you get what I mean."
>Shiori is lying through her teeth, she just doesn't want you to be taken by anyone else
>Her friend looks down, somewhat appalled by what she heard
>"Oh, I see, he looked so nice, but I guess he's an asshole in the end huh? Can't have em all I guess."
>With that, Shiori's friend walks away, and you can almost hear a sigh of relief coming from her
>But her anger has yet to subside
>Shiori opens her friends locker without her knowing, without anyone else around
>She takes her friends shoes and slashes them with her scissors, closing the locker soon after and remarking: "We can no longer be friends, sorry bitch but I have to protect my property."
>As the school day ended, you walked outside of Shiori's classroom, waiting for her
>A girl walks up to you and starts chatting with you while you wait, it's a rather mundane chat though
>Shiori walks out and sees you and her talking, you wave to her and the girl notices her also, then follows suit and waves at her too
>Shiori's eyes grow dull, however she masks it well and simply waves back with a forced smile
>The girl simply walks off afterwards, and Shiori rushes next to you
>"Onii-san, who was that?" she asks, calmly
>However, this is simply the calm before the storm, you know well what exactly this means and you scramble to find a fitting answer
>"I uhh, don't know, she just wanted to know where the library was."
>Shiori quickly looks relieved then says to you "Ah, I gotta grab something real quick, I'll meet you outside ok?"
>You simply close your eyes, thinking to yourself "Poor girl." then you agree and head outside
>Shiori quickly catches up to the girl from before and then she whispers something entirely incomprehensible to anyone else
>The girl holds her mouth in fear and tears start to well up in her eyes while Shiori walks away, humming
>You see her humming, and then you ask her: "You're my imouto, is that really necessary? Are you that jealous?"
>She looks at you with a face of shock, as if you had just exposed her darkest secrets, then she quickly laughs in a somewhat embarrassed tone: "Hahaha..you're so funny onii-san, I would never."
>You simply let it go and continue to walk home with her
>On the walk home she sees some girls staring at you, feeling self-conscious, she clings to your arm as if you were a couple
>You know full well what would happen to you if you objected to this right now, so you simply let it happen
>Your daily life is slowly turning into a weird kind of hell, people don't want to be around you, but at the same time, you feel as if you're slowly getting closer with your little sister
>And Shiori wouldn't have it any other way
>Finally the two of you arrive home, but as you do, a text message appears on your phone
>Shiori stares at you, and your phone, with eyes that could kill someone
>You quickly show her the phone: "It's just mom! It's fine!"
>Her eyes however don't change, she simply says under her breath: "Mom huh? She too.."
>Before she could complete that sentence, she simply smiles at you and says: "Oh, you better answer our dearest mother quickly!"
>That smile hides all of her sinister intentions, could she really be jealous of your mother right now? No, it can't be.
>Shiori hums playfully, clinging to your arm, as she watches you text your mother back
>Your mom responds again, this time, an "I love you son." is attached to the end of the message
>Shiori's hold on your arm gets tighter, a lot tighter.
>She simply smiles and says "You don't have to say it back~"

>>58907530
>>58907496

>>58907647
God I wish that were me. Even our mother? That's taking it a bit too far, but it's also pretty appealing.

Shiori is my mommy

Nursing on mommy Shiori's milk jugs

yandere oniichan me in a romantic relationship with yandere imouto shiori

My little sister cannot be this cute!

>>58907647
Jealous yandere Imouto that will kill everyone to be with onichan
Nice write and I will definitely die in this situation

>>58907738
Moom is the OG imouto experience.

how do i stop thinking about her?

>>58908008
Sleep

>>58907770
>>58907887
I kind of wanted to do a part where she dreamt of a different friend confessing to (You) and acting entirely off of a dream, but I was running out of character space.
It would be something like
>Shiori woke up in the middle of the night
>Her eyes were full of tears
>Her breathing was uneven, she was panting heavily
>"that filthy bitch.." she exclaimed under her breath
>The next day at school
>In a place where no one was around to witness
>A small fire was being lit
>And into the fire they fell
>Text books, notebooks, and even what looked to be some PE clothes
>After all of that burned, she tossed a couple photos in there too
>Photos of Shiori and a friend of hers
>She lightly sings a small tune "fire..fire..light the fire.."
>If anyone else saw this, they would see a rather petite girl, giggling over a fire while tossing more items into it.
>As the belongings of her friend burned down, she puts out the fire and walks away
>No one ever became aware of where her friends items went
>Her friend feared for her own safety and stopped coming to school since that day for a month.

I enjoy Shiori and the Moom

>>58907738
A little disappointed when I hovered over the picture and nothing changed. Not a hooman btw I just think she makes for good reaction images.

>>58907178
Nice try nerissa.

D-d-d-depression

>>58908178
Ok that’s full schizo now
And made me think about what if advent didn’t break out of jail but a mental asylum

>>58908291
Can't wait for the mengen experience.

>>58908378
Personally I think she completely lost it at the whole jealous of her and your mother but mental asylum escapees sounds interesting.
Sadly i know next to nothing about the others to really writefag something compelling. I exclusively watch Shiori when it comes to any Holo chuuba.

>>58908525
Yeah I agree on the mother part.
I would probably go with something like this:
>Nerissa
Yandere menhera that will do “anything” to make sure her lovers belong to her, unfortunately she switches targets real fast
Idea from her love me cover
>Biboo
Extreme bipolar that can’t control its emotion / Can’t feel normal emotion so will do some f up stuff to “feel something”
Idea from the lore of emotion gem
>Fuwamoco
Delusional mococo or dissociative identity disorder
Whowawa joke to the extreme
>Shiori
Manipulative anti social, controlled other members to break out and burnt the asylum
Basically iroihs
Disclaimer: this is a made up stuff, doesn’t represent what I think about advent

>>58908631
Shiori actually replied to this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HqWfTqIZIU
She is literally me un un

>>58908008
Why?

I want Shiori to wreck my emotions

>>58901891

so i'm the guy that makes the tower of tattle fanfic, which i only mention because it's high word count, and since i'm pretty adhd when i first started writing i struggled hard with this. i mean it wasn't even really exclusive to writing, and the problem hasn't gone away in my general life even now. but i pretty much dont have this problem with writing nowadays, because i spent the number of years writing a novel that was pretty much my full focus and my constant bane, and therefore i had to figure out how to stuff my neuroatypical bullshit in a closet and tell it to fuck off or else i realized i'd live forever listening to smug assholes in my life go HUHUHU HOW'S THAT BOOK COMING.

so here's my take. depending on what your intentions and seriousness with writing, like aiming to eventually to make some kind of career with it, which i think is a fine goal, you do eventually have to learn to just force yourself to stick with your project long long long after it's fun. my friend made this graph and i like to post it a lot because if you're any type of creator you will run into basically this at some point. when you're first starting out, you'll do a sort of truncated version with shorter pieces. you kinda have to learn to beat the curve at every length of project. once you beat it with little short vignettes, you can write your first short short story. you'll experience the curve there. beat that, and you can do those on the regular, and with a bit under your belt you can challenge your first long short story, and so on, to novella, to novel, and to i'd assume long term series.

so, dont make the mistake of thinking i'm saying you have to follow some preordained word count leveling system just because i told you so. i hate that kind of prescriptive shit and it's usually just gatekeeping. i'm saying this is the sort of optimal, most comfortable, and most reliable way of doing it. some people genuinely just decide to start writing and make their first novel and even have crazy success with it. there's no reason to believe you're incapable of that, but that scenario obviously requires a lot of fortune smiling on you, not to mention some strong conviction.

my general advice is that it's good practice to work through the boring and sometimes painful parts of making a story. if you know you can get it done, and you're not seeing any scope creep, and you're not experiencing such heavy writers block you just stop writing altogether, then i'd usually say go for it. that said, there are plenty of times you'll start a story and have scope creep of some kind, like intensive research you didn't expect, or some kind of narrative logic error you didn't realize you had at first that requires heavy reworking, yadda yadda yadda.

and, truthfully, sometimes you just want to write what you want to write.

it's not an awful thing to put a story on the shelf. i've put plenty there over the years, finished some, definitely didn't finish a lot of them. it's a between you and yourself type of thing. if it's eminently doable, then just eat your veggies. unless, you know, the carrots are making you throw up.

>>58909314
NTA but thanks for your advise

I want to trauma dump to Shiori

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

>>58909845
Then she trauma dumps onto you. You both are crying and vulnerable. In your jumbled distraught state of mind, you kiss her. She lets it happen, but deep down she knows she is making a mistake.

>>58909913
Good morning.

I want to fucking shiori novill myself

>>58909916
I then look deep into her eyes and tell her I can fix her, followed by two hours of rough, passionate sex

>>58910096
https://twitter.com/Gendo0032/status/1704090730657189987?t=C1udJuXGntulwslsZ7_nDQ&s=19

Every problem shiori has can be solved with my penis

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is very cute, especially when she regresses to monke when talking about the meat tree...

Shiorin will ALWAYS love me more than she loves you. How does that make you feel?

I just realized there is no stream on Wednesday.

>>58910398
Just means I can catch up on VODs.

Shiorin made me sad yesterday.

>>58910398
Noooooo I don't want to do Unite and Fight without Shiori.

>>58910499
Please don't subject yourself to that hell anymore danchoulite.

>>58910371
I would be seriously concerned if she loved someone like me.

>>58910605
B-but anon the waifu and free rolls...

i became a novelknight

No Shiorin today. I’m gonna miss her so much. I don’t think I’ll make it

>>58910804
She will upload something.

I think I've finally found my oshi. I was apprehensive but I think Shiori is the perfect mix of everything I love in a vtuber.

Been around since Korone and never found a chuuba that stuck. But I've been practically addicted to her content. I could listen to this dork talk all day

shiggas I fucked up!! I got too horny and curious and tasted a drop of my cum just to know what its like. it was sweet so now i keep licking myself up!!

>>58911285

>>58911285
I don't exactly do this, but I like to just cum inside the palm of my hand and smell it. I've always liked the smell of chlorine and chlorinated water.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>58911285
Look at this stupid hooman and laugh.

>>58911285
Youre supposed to get Shiorin addicted to your cum you brainlet!!

>>58911285
is... there a reason you felt obligated to tell us this?

>>58911285

>>58910371
I more of an edelgard fag myself

>>58911285
How often do you drink pineapple juice?

>>58911533
He's tired of his flavor and wants ours

Shiori induces her fans to kill

These people, they will jump at an opportunity to discuss eating their own semen before doing their reps or talking about their oshi. That is after several hours of uuuu and sad posting. Are they real or just figments of my deranged imagination? I will continue my observations.

>>58911853
Yeah, to kill themselves

>>58911904
They're unfortunately real. What you see here is a creature known as a sapling

>>58911904
what no shiorin does to a shigger

>>58911925
How do we fix iroihs?

>>58911853
INDUCED TO KILL

>>58911925
Iroihs needs to be raped

>>58912038
I wish to form a cult of personality around shiori

>>58912114
my wife

>>58912093
This but unironically

>>58912139
I wrote this post

If I can survive 10 days without her, then maybe I could survive this day off too... A day off when all of my shiorium has been depleted to the brim... A day off when she ended the stream as if she wanted to get away from my presence as soon as she could... A da

>>58912501
What does Yorick sound like?

>>58912501
You should send her message threatening to kill yourself if she doesn't tweet

I never thought that an ending of a stream could do so much mental damage... Shiori spoiled us so bad that even the slightest "cold" or "indifferent" end hurts so much... and we even didn't do anything wrong... HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS SHIORI, MY MENTAL HEALTH DEPENDS SO MUCH ON YOU, PLEASE

>>58912620
You should write a comment on her next community post saying you're dying of cancer and your last wish is to get a reply from her.

>>58912612
Yorick sounds like he's blubbering through tears all the time, but not because he's actually crying his body is just liquid and leaks all over the place. It's why he can't hold a smile his mouth is just droopy

Watching the Minecraft vod as I was sleeping like a good EU citizen.

I wish Shiori would play modded GTNH.

>>58913159
I wish to offer shiocunny some candy

>>58913180
I wish to offer my big pedo cock to Shiocunny.

>>58913239
This shiori really activates my neurons

Shiocunny imouto

How was the stream yesterday? I won't be able to watch the vod until tonight.

>>58913496
It was solo Minecraft alright

Constructing a 22 meter bronze statue of Shiori

You depraved shiggers need Shisus in your life.

>>58913913
Every day I exercise my patience.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! It’s the beginning of a most wonderful day
However, there are blasphemers and silent by-standers, who would have it otherwise
We must not give into them, they are the ones that should be judged
With pure, unsullied body and soul, let us preach all that is true and right

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>58914611
prove it post your tier 3 menshi

>>58914677

>>58914739
me too i just upgraded last night

>>58914805
Are you this guy? >>58885719

>>58914848
yes

>>58914863
Did something in that stream made you want to do it or you just wanted to support more?

>>58914951
i just think shiori is cool

>>58914677
Tbqh, it's not that much. I expect most people deep enough to post here would be tier 3.

SHIORI ASMR
SHIORI HEARTBEAT ASMR
SHIORI HEARTBEAT ASMR AFTER SHE DONE PLAYING HORROR GAME

>>58911285
That's very interesting, but I'm not a really big fan of Jojo's myself

shiori giant tits bouncy bouncy mmm mammaries fat jiggle up down up down up down boobie big milkie aaa soft squishy warm flop flop flop

>>58915108
Yeah it's only 10$, cut out a meal at McDonald's from your diet, you can afford it.

>>58915327

>>58915327
Unfathomably based

Piano stream when?

Shiori’s the first membership I buy and I’m even considering upgrading from wyrm to knight cause I don’t want to be a scalie.

>>58915327
My cock wrote this post.

>>58915516
It's only 10$, just go for the knight.

>>58915516
Remember to take care of yourself

>>58915606
You'll still have to live with yourself knowing you're a tier 3 sub to an e-girl.

>>58917046
I don't think that's the worst dark history entry for anybody on this site, let alone this board and thread. Even if you are just a tourist here to troll random incels and haven't seen a vtuber stream in your life, that's hardly a thing to waste your life on.

Moooo~

life feels like a crappy movie that I want no part of

>>58915516
what does "upgrade" mean? Are you repaying the full amount, or just the difference between the tiers?
Pay because you can afford it and want it. That's really it.

>>58918014
If you upgrade your membership you only pay the difference yes.

>>58917899
Cute morning!!!

>>58917899

>>58917893

I forget sometimes that in front of that cute interior is the fertile body of a sex goddess.

>>58915516
The audio diary will be her best content and probably something she enjoys doing most. I don't see why not.

Cute morning Novelknights!

What are you up to today, novelites?

>>58919858
trying not to have a mental breakdown

>>58919844
Good morning.

>>58919949
Did you order something to eat?

>>58919949
Have a mental breakdown, go commit a crime

>>58920151
I love you, Iroihs. You're the only one for me.

cute night novelites
might writefag for the first time after work tomorrow

I did an important errand. I did good.

>>58920548
https://files.catbox.moe/atu9az.webm

>>58919949
are you me?
but don't worry anon, she said she has something special prepared today

>>58920613

>>58920633
Did she? Yay

>Mwah!

>>58919858
just trying to relax after trauma therapy. This session was actually pretty relieving, got a lot off my chest that I've been wanting to talk about for a hell of a long time.

I cried a lot and now I just feel empty but in a good way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghgCaTi_FlI
FWMC collab when?

>>58921357
You're a faggot for crying, you should bottle up your emotions and beat your spouse instead like a man

>>58921694
Anon is opening his feelings and you mock him?! not very cool Iroihs

How does it feel like to date Iroihs?

>>58921634
When they get perms for whatever it is they're planning.

>>58921357
That’s good to hear anon, hope things get better for you from here on out.

>>58921694
I tried to bottle it for a long, long time and it didn't work. I know you're shitposting but bottling it up is a terrible strategy.

I think what really differentiates a man and an over emotional simp in this regard is time and place. There's times to be vulnerable and times to be strong, a man knows when to do both.

>>58922174
They have been. I've gotten myself one of the best therapists I've ever had the pleasure of working with. The amount of progress she and I have made is nothing short of astonishing.

All of it is brutal work but she is an expert at making sure it goes as well as it can. I'm really lucky to have her. Probably the first time in my entire life I've ever 100% believed I can get over my trauma. With her, I actually think that's a possibility. Feels liberating.

>>58922187
>>58922310
Going to therapy just made me learn to bottle it up even more because otherwise my therapists would always break down and cry before I could even feel cathartic

Glad it seems to be working better for you, anon

Well?

>>58922715

>>58922715
Now draw her pregnant and lactating

>>58922715
>kabedons her
>tilts her head by her cheek
>"Moo for me."

>>58924019
>*Stabs you in the dick"
>"Moo"

>>58924154
Cute imouto would never harm her onii-chan.
That's immersion breaking or this is Iroihs

>>58924154
Worth it

Cute morning Novelites~

>>58924579
Good morning.

>>58924579
Cute morning, Novelknights!

Novelknight writefags rise!

Novelknight post is up

>>58925088
Asleep to practice fencing tomorrow morning

Voting pumpkins for the keks

>>58925156
God bless this cutie
She loves us

We went to a Party City didn't we?

>>58925156
Ghost, then making a prompt of her wearing just the sheet.

I voted ghost but of course the most obvious one is winning, lol.

>>58925285
Imagine the nervous sweat making the sheet getting more transparent and sticky as time goes by

>>58925156
isnt that visible to all members?

>>58871769
Update: we talked and she said she misses me and wants to hang out soon. Also discovered she has a Tokyo Ghoul tattoo… Bros…

>>58925420
Yes

>>58925420
Doesn't this count under the monthly audio diaries for Novelknights? Or did I mix it up

>>58925511
If she isn’t planning on some scam then congrats anon
Goth GF is real

>>58925420
Looks like it

>want spooky ghost shiorin
>she can haunt me and come out of my television at night
>witch is in the lead
shiocracy sucks

I'm sorry bros, pumpkin sounds really cute but witch is perfect for Shiori and insanely hot to imagine how she might play into it

>>58925511
"And this is the sign to you from the Lord, that the Lord will do this thing which He has spoken" Don't fucked up anon

>>58925588
I guess she didn't lock it for Novelknights only...

>>58925588
No? It's not an audio diary.
It's not really a content poll either, that one is coming soon.
It might be a basis for an audio diary though but the actual audio itself will be locked.

>>58925643
Thank you for subscribing to Shiocracy Premium tm

>Cute Shiori~n members post
CUTE

>>58925780
Soudesune, just going to let her cook I guess

>>58925243
More like voting pumpkin for the sex.

I can't tell if this is a writing prompt or not, do I take the writing prompt approach?

>>58926211
IKR, i decided to just... say whatever, it seems that Shiori wants to write this time instead of us

>>58926211
Eh, it's under the stories tag but I didn't want to assume her reaction to an outfit, so I just did a couple of sentences on my favorites.

>>58926211
You can still write tho
But I guess it’s for Shiori’s own fiction/text adventure/audio

Imagine watching baki with Shiorin…

>>58926043
>straightjacket + pumpkin mask
>won't have a chance because people think it's a meme option

3 choices is always bad... having ptsd from someone else's members polls...

This is my first thread in around a week or so (work and stuff keeping me too busy), but am I wrong in assuming it got quieter around here after membership dropped?

>>58926741
Still early, ontop of it being a day where she won't be streaming.
Can at least enjoy the written stories from other anons.

Only pages would vote for witch.

>>58926741
It has, but I’d be lying if I said I knew why that is and I’d rather not assume.

>>58926885
I'm a knight and I voted for witch because she said she wanted to be one as a kid and I really want her to indulge in things she could never experience.

>>58926885
I like witches okay?
t. Novelknight

Grovel at my feet, you wyrm.

>>58926741
>>58926916
Rping general.

>>58926972
>>58927065
Unknighted.

>>58926916
Assume. I want to hear it.

>>58927320
Fuck you, if allowing the princess to live her childhood dreams is worthy of being unknighted then I'll bear the responsibility and make her happy myself.

So I'm guessing it's for the october's audio?

>>58927340
Shiori personally killed every anon that isn’t an rper in order to further brainwash them into perpetually raping Pending 24/7/365. While this happens, she’ll watch and chime in with “GEE WHIZ!” and “GOOD GRAVY!” when it gets especially crazy.

>>58926741
Shouldn't be assuming. We had a couple of threads being the fastest split again. They weren't good, but we are never dead. It's /baubau/ or us at the top, almost always.

>>58927456
Probably. It's under the ShiorinStories tag and she used it for the audio benefit description. I assume it'll be a series of choose your own adventure posts and she will narrate the whole story at the end.

Is it legal for her to be this cute while she drives a bus? Isn't that a safety hazard?

>>58925609
The chance is certainly never 0, but she makes decent money and she just moved back into town, so I’m ruling out anything weird. But thank you, anon. We’re all gonna make it.

novelknight poll up

We are not going to be marketable.

Novelknight poll is up, but how is the third option losing?

>>58927709
And thats a good thing.

why does she type like such a chuuni, I can't take it seriously ><

>>58927908
Viewers reflect the streamer and vice versa.

We will never get plushies of ourselves that aren't Yorick

>>58927690
>>58927728
Slow and not for novelknights.

>>58927974
it is for novelknights only

>>58927974
>He isn't a novelknight so he can't see the second poll.
NGMI

Shioris new piano piece has torn my heart asunder...

Aiee too much Shiorium in such a short time

>>58927957
Nah, we will eventually.

>>58928032
>>58928043
My bad, didn't refresh.

>>58928100
Novelknights about to overdose
Serfs, Pages, and Bookwyrms about to go through withdrawal.

>>58926741
Kind of why I stopped posting. It was fun during the side-stories, but I’m not a princessposter/rper, so there’s not much to talk about anymore.

>>58925511
good luck anon
try to be cool, just remember it's okay if she wants to be friends but be open to other things

>>58928191
You can always start conversations or topics of your taste y'know

>>58928313
I get shit on for wanting to pretend Shiori is my goth gf and nothing else.

>>58927690
What option is most likely to end up in making me/(You) a cute fat fuck?

>>58928363
By who? False flaggers? The SEA people?
There are anons ITT that pretend Shiori is their little sister, their princess, their student, etc.
>>58928377
Most likely third.

>>58928363
Just b urself

>>58928377
3 >= 2 > 1

>>58926741
just been too busy to be actively posting much for now
Watching the streams is all the Shiorium I really have time for right now

http://poal.me/caoee4
I think we need a little poll of our own since this seems to be a sticking point lately.

I don’t like real girls. I like the concept of one and by extension, fictional or online female personalities, but cannot bring myself to get in touch with them irl.

>>58928512
Does writefagging princess / knight prompts given by other anons count as RP?

>>58928512
It's lame.

>>58928363
Just push past it, she's whatever you want her to be.

This is a PumpkinGOD thread. Witch bitches and pansy ass ghost fuckers get out.

>>58928536
Please at least call your mom and tell her you love her. It's weird to forcefully alienate yourself from 50% of the world's population because of previous bad personal experiences.

>people not choosing to be a goo knight like Yorick
What the heck

>>58928909
I really don't get the appeal of this. Why so many people /here/ like it?

more piano
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1704557393714000130
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1704557393714000130

>>58928512
It's more like I'm surprised she deliberately picked something that has the potential to actually be kinda cool looking and not something that's just cutesy but maybe it'll still end up that way in the end.
There are already people in the comments talking about more cute representations of novel knights. I want those members to know that you can do something cool looking as the canonical design but then make a cutesy form of it for merch.

>>58928934
I relate to yorick a lot

>>58928934
For the same reason it's hotter to watch your oshi get fucked in front of you than it is to fuck her yourself.

T Dump that I mentioned yesterday/bitching about my life & career situation I need to get a physical and psychological clearance to move to a certain career path. Though I’ve always been in decent to good shape, my mental health history is pretty questionable due to having a period of bad depression from middle school through college. I finally got my hands on about 50 pages of my medical records from that timespan that I needed, which aren't damning but sure as hell aren't good. I'm 27 now and haven't had any serious issues with my mental health since early 2019 so I'm semi-hopeful I can pass it. That being said, by the process's guidelines I will have to get deferred for a more serious check and that process can apparently take over a year. I can't put my life on hold for that long, but I also don't want to take a full time job (assuming I could even find one) where I'd quit in a few months or have issues getting time off if I am required to go see a doctor for any required medical appointments. I've worked in various low skill jobs before + the field my bachelors degree is in (tech), but have never seriously examined many other more serious career paths. I've always hated tech, but kept letting myself be railroaded into it by my family for the last 15 years and I'm only leaving now because losing my job gave me plenty of time to reconsider my life. I haven't been able to find a new tech job anyways. At this point I've barely touched anything outside the most generic interview question problems since before I was laid off in February and my technical skills have atrophied quite hard, but I hate coding and tech in general so it's hard to stomach grinding/practicing it until my skills are back to a hireable level. There are some trades I have interest in, but pay for an apprentice is lower than what I’d make at a guaranteed job at a family friend’s business & there I’d essentially be able to make my own hours. The big issue with that though is the lack of any forward progression so if things don't work out with the clearance I'll have mostly wasted a year or so of my life

>>58928934
Cute marketable fat fuck is better for merch, fanart, and otherwise drawing attention

>>58928934
Yorick has more merch appeal than some simple cool knight

>>58928909
Sorry, I want to be cool.

>>58928909
there's no specific option for "goo knight". She's not going strictly with these choices, just gauging for potential ideas. Looks like the comments have the shared idea of something like that. Armored-exterior, soft/dark underbelly.

>>58929124
like I say here
>>58928977
you can always change the design for the merch to be cute, there is no rule against it.

>>58929124
It constantly frustrates me how normie her members are. They get the chance for cool, weird, out there stuff and they pick the blandest option without fail every time

>>58929194
I really don't like the idea of meta knight though. I don't want to just be cute, I want to be cool.
I can be cute for merch and I want to be cool for Shiori.

>>58928963
she's so talented. I hope she can play some rachmaninoff one day.

>>58929194

>its better for merch
wow i don't care for merch, i just want to look cool as fuck, let her merch be dakis, mouse pad, bookmarks and whatever, FUCK USELESS PLUSHIES

Combine 1 and 3. Knight with ink / ooze leaking from the seams in the armor.

>>58929256
Good to know you're still around.

>>58925751
>>58925643
Yeah Pumpkin is cute but witch shiori (and vampire yorick onegai) is just perfect.

>>58929336
Feel free to cosplay as a knight when she's at a convention. I still want my goop plushie.

>>58928512
I just wish novelknight was a better pun. Novelier, for example.

>>58929563
You can still have a Yorick plushie, doesn't have to be a Novelite plushie

>>58929198
Yeah that makes sense and the reason I went with the first option.
That's why it's better to rise up in the memberpost any suggestion now that we have the opportunity than to regret it later.

>>58929321
Literally me

>>58929645
you can be the french Novelknight.

>>58929233
Shiocracy was a mistake
We need an autocratic Shorist state

>>58929841
>fr*nch
Don't say such a thing in front of Shiori.

I wonder if we'll get 1000+ votes on the Novelknight post

>>58929233
I hope she doesn't let them vote on collabs or anything too serious. Everything would go to shit.

>>58929233
>>58929848
Shiocracy died, now we live in a plutocracy were people need to be rich enough to vote.

>>58929233
There are witch voters in this thread with us right now too. Disgusting.

>>58929913
t. seething fat fuck voter

>>58929645
noble knight => novel knight

>plushie for T3 members
Are you shiggers (offensively, very hard r) absolutely retarded or?
>>58929848
Shioreich?

>>58930009
elaborate.

>>58929645
Novelknight rhymes with Novelite

Fuck witch voters but I want to be cool god dammit. Fuck you, Yorick will be a plush at some point. I care not for the marketability of a bad ass Knight. You know where cool Knights can be marketable? In posters where we defend her from mongrel hordes and other mediums, I swear people don't know how to think.

>>58929913
>them
...Are you not participating in the poll, or are you just upset that the choice you don't like is winning?

>>58930115
I KNOW RIGHT, I FEEL LIKE THESE PEOPLE ARE REALLY MISSING THE POINT OF BEING A NOVELKNIGHT