/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58861853
What if I want her to roar?

Love my wife

>>58861950
I love your wife too.

Hi

>>58862080
Hello

>>58862080
Hello.

>>58862080
Hi there

I will SAVE her eggs
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1704155899991081271?t=1IHalkBCLIPdBmFj9uEmKA&s=19

>>58862080
Hi

I think I want to commit hagphilia

>>58862323
That's not a crime. Go ahead.

>>58862323
Just remember to give her a good stretch beforehand, wouldn't want her to throw out her back right in the middle of it.

>>58862323
I think it's called gerontophila

>>58862080
Hello

Congratulations Luitomo.

>>58862417
It’s only a crime if he’s under 18 (under 20 in Japan) but the hag would be charged not him

>>58862459
Correct

>>58862638
God I fucking WISH!

>>58862717 (me)
After reading the thing I feel kinda conflicted actually...

/Hag/‘s guide to Japanese
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
アラフィフ=woman around her 50’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊娠=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
老人妊娠=geriatric pregnancy (medical term for “high risk” pregnancy over age 35)
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners
若い燕= young lover of an older woman/boy toy
負け犬= unmarried and childless older woman (lit. “loser dog”)
筆おろし= man losing his virginity to an older woman (lit. “using a new calligraphy brush for the first time”)
*New Entry* 老人性愛=gerontophilia (sexual attraction to older women)

>>58862638
Who's the artist

>>58862831
What does it says? I know it names laplus

>>58863207
https://twitter.com/senaka_r18/status/1704088792406405592

Morning /hag/
>>58797351
What'd I tell you!

>>58862886
Thanks as always.

>>58863236
>be honest
>me or Laplus, which one are you gonna keep first?
This is a pretty rough TL so if anyone can confirm or make it better feel free.
Moral of the story I'm ok with pic, not the dialogue. I want to make that clear

>>58862831
>>58863376

>>58863376 (me)
Referring to this
https://twitter.com/senaka_r18/status/1702970928202973677

>>58863247
>I muted this account
Mmm, I wonder why
>>58863376
Just checked their works and it seems that all of these images takes place in the same world so (You) are impregnating all the holos, if it's concensual in a haremway, I'm ok, if it's cheating then hell no.

>I'm ok with pic, not the dialogue
You can always edit it, I have one beautiful Miosha big smile art that I edited to delete the retarded NTR part it had

Oh, wait I follow him on Pixiv
>It's one of those artist who upload their stuff mostly on twitter and leaves Pixiv abandoned
Fucking hell

>>58863507
You didn't have to do it kek
Thanks hagbro!

>>58863376
The polka one has some weird dialogue aswell, thankfully there's textless alters kek

I remember why I muted him, The dude's art is pure sex but he draws NTR and ReverseNTR too.

>>58863539
>(You) are impregnating all the holos
B-but I just want my hawk...

>>58863743
Way too many cases. I see endless artists with awesome artstyles and the best women but the men are always the most disgusting thing you've ever seen

>>58862886
Thanks I was wondering what nursing handjob was in Japanese

>>58863861
See?! Now you know!

>>58863789

>>58863861
And footjob is 足コキ for all those Casino fans out there

>>58861897
Botan wants loud sex. She hates quiet sex.

>senaka
I cropped out the parts anons might consider gross but I must admit I want to eat of Luna like this.
https://files.catbox.moe/d09vs9.jpeg

>>58863977
It's true. Birds may seem dumb animals compared to mammals but they're really cool when you start researching them. Though I wish I never knew what their ears look like without feathers

>>58864142
JESAS! That's not even a stand-and-carry anymore!

>>58864143
but they're just wholes nothing too weird? I had a Cotorra Argentina when I was a kid (It's like a Parrot but smaller)

>>58864142
Oh that's the one with Subaru sucking his dick and Choco giving him a rimjob. Pretty nice.
I swear this artist draws amazingly sucks that most of their dialogues are shit

>>58864229
>wholes
I meant holes

>>58864077
Botan may look scary and dominant but deep down she’s calm and subby
>ywn tie her up and make her mewl like a lion cub, plapping so loud the neighbors can hear her thunderous roar as she soaks the sheets with her lion love juices

>>58864204
That’s a lift and lick

>>58864229
They're massive though, especially hawks and owls

>>58864364
Yours are bigger

>>58864364
All the better to hear you with as she “hunts” you in a pred/prey roleplay

>>58864527
I mean yeah, proportionally to the head not that much tough
>>58864540
>pred/prey roleplay
I like this a lot

>>58864737
Bdsm is the sincerest form of love, a collar is more binding than a wedding ring for some people
It can also be non sexual just to relieve stress too

>>58864143
>they're really cool when you start researching them
If I had the money and space for it, I would love to try out falconry for that reason.

>>58864033
Excellent

>>58864540
>she “hunts” you in a pred/prey roleplay
It's great. I have succesfully gassed my darling hag into that kind of play. Once she said this during sex:
>Your Lioness have caught you and will never ever let you go

>>58864890
Putting a collar on your kemonomimi hag is like putting a weding ring on her finger

>>58864890
I wouldn't take it that far though I do enjoy the hunt and I really really liked getting kabedon'd by her...

>>58865059
My dream is to have a private collaring ceremony in our hotel room after the wedding just the two of us that I handmade for my hag and she passes the leash to me

>>58865149
You can have a Dom/sub relationship without the bondage
Bondage is optional it’s just lumped into D/s

>>58865196
Can't say I ever tried it. Most D/S thing I've done is biteplay and despite not being a dom I was still the one biting so at this point I could probably try whatever one day.
inb4 yes, I'm THAT anon and NO, don't you dare post that pic

>>58865451
Loveless fag here, how does biting work? I just can't imagine biting someone with our herbivore like teeth, is it more sucking than biting?

>>58865633
Here's how we do it:
>'grab' a little bit of skin on your hags' neck with your teeth
>try to suck it as you would suck the insides of a ripe fruit
the lucky lady you'll find someday will love it I guarantee

>>58865633
I have pretty sharp front teeth and canines so I just chomp away at whatever (cheeks, lips, ass...) and then hold. You never end up cutting anything but you can leave a pretty sized mark most of the times. You can break skin on softer parts like the lips but I don't like doing that since I feel bad afterwards

>>58865633
Depends on the recipient and the biter.
For the most part someone will tend to lightly bite your lip or nibble your ear lobe, not full on take a vicious chomp outta you.
A friend of mine had a girlfriend who was on antipsychotics and if she didn't take them like she was supposed to it makes her incredibly horny and sorta violent, she gave my friend that worst looking hicky I have seen complete with teeth marks from her biting his neck "tenderly". To this day he still claims that having unmedicated sex with her was bar none and no one will ever top her.

>>58865895
Nta but you could've just said a hickey

>>58865895
This works as well. Though is more like a ickey? I don't know how to pronounce it

>>58865895
>>58865907
>>58865942
Ahh, I get it now. I was confused because in my country we call them something that would translate to "Sucking marks" instead of bites

>>58866217
I mean, you can see teeth marks so I wouldn't call theb "sucking marks"

>>58866368
We call them Chupones that comes from the verb Chupar (suck) and the teeth mark is usually unseeable after a few minutes unless it's done very hard, What it lasts for days is the sucking mark

I want to impregnate ENs moms

>>58866661
Finally switched to the moms, huh?

>>58866815
Kiara's Mom has been always in my mind since she talked about her game taste

>>58866815
as he should've from the start. The only thing is, the EN mothers have either already done their duty as married women or are completely incapable as hags

>>58866965
How old is Rissa's older sister? Has she done her duty yet?

While ENs moms are good, but older sisters are also pretty neat.

Unfortunately this one is getting married and will be off the menu.

>>58866935
>>58866965
Was talking more about spamming Nerissa every thread

>>58867259
Ah, no. I'm not the usual Nerissa fag. I don't even watch her, I just think that her mother is kinda pretty

>>58867446
have we heard her on stream yet? Could really get some nice hagmom content

>>58867627
He's talking about this >>58866661

Another hag gets hooked up on the No Pan style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTAh22UBRZ4

>>58868194
Soon Miosha will convert all of Hololive to a healthier lifestyle

cant stop pondering pregnant hags

>>58868194
holy shit cute hag collab, subaru has some nice expressions on her model. Miosha's laugh.....so enchanting

>>58865949
>>58865966
yeah, that's what I meant, sorry I'm tired

Is this how old ladies should receive their husbands at home?

>>58870705
Absolutely not

>>58867217
>Unfortunately this one is getting married
yes. to me

>>58868194
Man, that SMOK collab provided good inspiration for artists and hag-enjoyers.

No-pan Subaru and String Korone.

>>58872831
Goddamn.

>>58872831
shy subaru and a frivolous doog, what a combo, my chub can't take it

>>58865451
Most D/s thing I did was fuzzy handcuffs and petplay with ears and buttplug tail in college
Getting into knot tying for practicality and to hopefully give a willing hag shibari some day
Casual turtle pattern body rope under clothes like Varnis does makes me diamonds

>>58873862
>ropes under clothes
i never knew how hot this is

>>58873941
It can be as casual or sexy as you want https://files.catbox.moe/ri47ta.png
The best is when she’s so used to it that she tries to put it into her fashion with little peeks through the clothes and if you didn’t know better you would’ve thought it was a belt or something
Some like to wear collars outside but personally collars are an inside only thing but I’ll allow a small choker to symbolise our love out in public

>>58874471
love how sex this looks.

i agree about collars being an inside thing. theyre too much but it would be hot for indoors. similar to how I wouldnt want my hag wife to go out without a bra but id love the idea of her not having one at home. chokers always felt the same as necklaces so theyre good anywhere.
not sure about ropes outside but this Reine one could work.

>>58874615
Skilled tiers can make a shibari bra, where the tits aren’t covered by fabric but held up by ropes though it can be uncomfortable for some
Wider ropes/leather=more comfort
Thinner ropes=pain play

Varnis drew a brand new Mio!
Bondage alt: https://files.catbox.moe/oq0id8.png
Preg alt: https://files.catbox.moe/o9c96e.png
Nude w/spank marks: https://files.catbox.moe/xyq8sf.png

>>58875006
Mein gott.

>>58875006
Love how he’s even including the pubes peek in the sfw pics now, like all his hag bush is so thick it peeks out all the time

>>58874863
how do you even practise shibari without a woman/person to tie

>>58875006
love it. i did notice that Varnis art is posted a lot here.even his patreon or fanbox content. are there any other hag artists as well?

>>58875227
https://shibarinews.com/beginners-guide/getting-started/practicing-shibari-without-a-partner
There’s also nonsexual rope tying meetups to practice on people too

>>58875471
Lots but Varnis does vtubers exclusively
Kawaisaw does milf hags but no vtubers

>>58875563
yeah i forgot to mention hag vtuber artists specifically. need more of those. especially ones who draw pregnant hags

>>58874471
I'm typically not a fan of those poses but thinking about them straddling me makes me feral
>>58875471
deaver was another org for me, but he's fallen off in activity i think (I don't see his works circulating my feeds as much anymore). fucker got me hooked on okayu and koyo only to disappear

>>58876582
He’s still active on Patreon, you can find his stuff on Kemono, lots of Fubuki and Koyori

>>58876384
Not hag only but Waterring does vtuber hag pregnancy occasionally, Dikko does vtubers and some hags
Oggu does lots of saggy Toko art, like belly button level of sag, though he’s slowed down a bit

I like muscleboi stuff
Sadly most of the time he decides what to draw by twitter polls and his followers are Ensharts, so he doesn't draw that many hags as he used to...
https://twitter.com/_Muscleboii

does marine intentionally encourage the hag jokes on her to protect the feelings of the other holohags

not to push on board rules but a certain octopus is hitting a certain milestone tomorrow, a very exciting one

I'll be watching Fuwamoco on the cytube

>>58883677
i don't think so since it's been her schtick even way before she was an actual hag but she definitely pushes hag positivity throughout holo. she is mindful of the other girls when it comes to lewd stuff though since she knows not all girls are okay with that stuff. it warmed my heart a little when that awful holosummer mv came out and marine immediately threw management under the bus and worried for girls like towa who don't like overly sexual stuff. most only see the lewd aspects of marine but she can be very protective

>>58883948
Fuwamoco emotes added

fuwawa was built for domination loss

>>58889014
idk what hmanga tag you're referring to , but those greentexts of her being a sly, smug teaser made me lose a liter to her saggers yesterday, Mococo is just gonna have to become an auntie

I love my darrrrrrrrrling! and my friend?

>>58862080
Hello there

>>58885440
You can now copy emotes by just clicking on them in Chat

Polbump jesus

>>58897328
I was playin vidya, did we almost get bumped off? Sorry kek

>>58863850
They've been infected by 5ch lol

hag dog duo has been live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDxOHaixvQw&ab_channel=FUWAMOCOCh.hololive-EN
they're definitely a bit more spry but no way you look at this game and see them as a zoomers

>>58898673
Are they trying to finish this game on this stream?

>>58875471
Varnis should have his own player in the team at this point! Call him "Bush" and there you go!

>>58900559
I'll call it... V. Bush.

>>58901361
>The model is President Bush with a Pincel and a Canvas
lmao, it just writes itself

>>58901898
Mmm.
Dont watch too much divegrass tho

>>58899802
not sure, I had it on in the background, looks like they stopped after a boss

>>58897465
Probably not but one time I watched the thread die on 50 minutes

Night /hag/
Bump the thread onegai

>>58905692
Aight. Goodnight.

we should tuck the thread as well and let it sleep

>>58907318
just maybe....overseas bros are here as often anymore and I can't be staying up this late as much anymore to bake when it dies

>>58905692
Would, for the love of fennec.

Lui loves it.

>>58908486
Look at how proud she is!

>>58870705
She's getting bimbofication art from that same artist

Sexy secretary Lui...

>>58909166
Peak hag aura!

>>58885440
Can we have Luna and Patra emotes too?

>>58909941
sure, have any submissions?

>>58885440
But they fail the "Act like Hags" test. I know ENshitters are desperate for hags but come on.

Ina becomes a hag tomorrow

>>58910633
I understand your point, and would actually argue the same if it was another chuuba, But I guess they're worth to make an exception. Because even Koyori and Korone, two of the most loved hags, dont act like hags most of the time. They're women, they will always try to look as young as possible, also its fuwamoco only anti idolfags and whorelovers hate em

>>58884505
That and lots of older people see 30+ as “throw away women” in JP so it’s changing slowly and a platform like hers only makes the hagchads grow
The amount of “eww gross old woman” posts on 5ch when Korone’s age was found out vs Marine is night and day

>>58910777
Just like Subaru?

>>58911128
Subaru’s already one
She’s been one for a few months

>>58910808
For me it's entirely the voice and presentation. It's entirely the voice that's the issue for me remotely giving them a shot. It's the usual hyper up pitched shit that cutesy characters aim for but really it's like Lamy. Early Lamy's voice is atrocious due to how much she up pitched her voice there. Now she's gone to a more natural voice and she's amazing.
So I'm stuck waiting a year+ before the strain on their voice results in the inevitable down pitching to more normal levels. And hopefully dialing back the Nick Jr. relationship with the chat. I swear with how the age ranges are for people on this site the majority of them were brought up with Blues Clues...
God I'm fucking old.

>>58911224
Yes. Do subatomo care though?

>>58911272
I do. It gets me hard.
Bump btw.

>>58911231
Some girls like Iroha actually pitch their voice down cause their voice is too high
But most end up doing the reverse
Still think Toko and Ange’s “morning voices” are total sex though

>>58911311
The post her more. You got her into the OP once, posted for a couple of threads and then fucked off

>>58911311
Hard for hag duck

>>58911231
Wish they lowered the pitch too, It's kinda hard to listen them well enough to understsnd when I put their stream on the TV. Koyori's high pitch voice absolutely destroys my ears, have to always lower the volume. Even Miosha use a high pitched voice...
Was Blue Clue aired just in a short time period in USA and Japan? I'm 22 and I grew watching it too and I know that the OG show kept airing for a few years more after I entered Elementary School

>>58911358
>Still think Toko and Ange’s “morning voices” are total sex though
need morning sex with toko

>>58911432
1996 - 2004 for in production but who knows how long it ran for syndication afterwards. Still for that age range well the usual age brackets for 4chan would be around for it. Although that's still almost 20 years since they stopped putting out new episodes.

They also suffer really bad from same voice at times, I can tell them apart with headphones on but with a tablet they're almost impossible for me to tell apart. Although that might be the fault of >Tablet Speakers. Koyori I think is starting go down although Mio's one who's higher pitch but low volume usually.
Admittedly getting something like the dramatic Towa or Suisei pitch drop is pretty rare though.

>>58911231
>spoiler
>have been wondering why the fuck bau bau is so familiar
>I don't consoom too much /jp/ so knowing it as onomatopoeia had to come from somewhere else
>watch blue's clues clip on youtube
>BA BAU BA BAU

>>58912004
The JP one isn't bau bau though

>>58911678
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7UCVISATn0

>>58912178
JP is Wan Wan

>>58912413
Yes so >>58912004 doesn't make sense

>>58912450
>>58912178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiCN99Zl1Z4
Blue "ba bau ba bau"s in English...retardchamas
>>58912004
>>I don't consoom too much /jp/ so knowing it as onomatopoeia had to come from somewhere else
Yes anon, I grew up listening to my younger siblings watching Japanese Blue's Clues in my Southern US household.
>>58912388
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NEED SULTRY MORNING VOICED SANBAKA HAGS thank you

>>58912484
Isn't the English one Woof Woof though?

>>58912626
No, Blue only said variations of "bau" in English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HQGhaEhIEM

>>58911363
You are talking to the wrong person.
I'm generally on my phone, so I don't have my Mio and Subaru folders, but when I'm on my pc? Well, let's just say, I've kept /hag/ alive all by myself more than once.

>>58912676
I mean where I live dogs have bau bau as an onomatopea. Why is Blue's clue saying it?

>>58911432
Mio singing with a normal voice keeps me hard at night.

>>58912761
The howling chorus really is a sight to behold!

>>58912732
dunno. but their immediate familiarity makes even more sense now, lmao. didn't watch that entirely unrelated vtubing duo before either so I knew it couldn't be that.

>>58912761
god I want that woman to enchant me

>>58911231
don't have time to respond to your whole post but they're not gonna turn it down. they really aren't even that much off from their regular voice. it's one of those things like with koyori where it's on the most when they're starting stream or going for something but relax it as the stream goes on

>>58912388
Fuck man I wasn't ready for that, gotta sit down for a sec

death to blues

>>58914576
>>58912484
More low voice Toko+ Ange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwGlGGCaUZ4
Ange reverse trap confirmed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBno9i_d9E4&pp=ygUXQW5nZSBtb3JuaW5nIHZvaWNlIHRva28%3D

>>58912925
She did enchant me.
Even now that I have a gf, I'm still in a deep need to get Mio pregnant. She's just so sweet, and the best part is, she doesn't even try to be hot.
The moment I completely fell for her was when she mentioned a comment I left for her in a singing archive on stream, she said that it was a very moving comment, that it made her emotional and happy. That day I became the most obsessed and parasocial Mio fan, I was daydreaming about her every day for 2 years at least.
To this day, I'm the only one that has been noticed by her without sending her money, which for me is a victory.

>>58915403
Ange eating borgar <3

>>58915403
Wouldn't mind waking up to either voice in the morning

Hag on Hag violence soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GKoyE6q1VU

>>58912178
Fuwamoco probably didnt watch the Japanese Dub though

I want to be the guy she is smiling at...

>>58915403
aaaaaaaaaaa tokosex. don't unspoiler if you don't like AI art. morning sex with tokooooooooooooooooooooooooo
https://catbox.moe/c/b1olks
save the soundpost audio if you want it ;)
also god damn morning ange hits different

There seems to be a lot of Toko fans these days here

>>58917921
Shit, I missed the first hour. Did korone play as her main?

>>58922022
Side effect of nijiJP going through a popular growth spurt I imagine

>>58922022
She cute.

>tune into botakoro 6 just as they're wrapping up
Fuck me.

>>58922022
?
there's always been a lot of toko fans here

>>58920435
You are, Anon.
Mio is too much of a virgin to smile for someone else that is not (you).
You are the reason of her smile and happiness!

I've befriended a married hag at my hobby recently
not superb in the face but the ass is fucking unreal

>Korone shows up a bit late.
>Stream is mainly to help Botan prepare for the CR cup, with Korone using characters she's not used to.
>Both end up mainly faffing around and laughing a lot.

Not sure how productive it was, but at least both of them had fun. I'd love to see more BotaKoro collabs.

>>58923695
Time to check if she has any sisters or friends!

>>58922022
always been a fan. just haven't been around here lately.

Wrestling with hags...

>>58923901
I volunteer as training dummy.

>>58920435
This song always hurt a lot

>>58921128
Made to be plowed doggystyle with my morning wood over the kitchen counter

>>58927891
forever 17

New hag fic
>>58922486

What happens if you get arrested by hags?

>CAPTCHA : AV ysy

>>58929466
Resist arrest so they get more handsy with you

>>58929466
You get grilled by the Hag Crimes division
Subaru is the head of it

goodnight haggots

>>58933041
Make sure to dream about hags

look at this hag

>>58933964
Whtt should I look at?

>>58929042
Nice horror fic

>>58929466
It ends up like "Interrogation" where I'm used as a human dildo until I confess to something I didn't commit.

>>58933964
That's a very sexy wolf

>>58911231
They've been doing the "voice" for years. At this point, it's just what they sound like.

>>58938632
Their current RMs dont sound like that

>>58939286
they literally sound exactly the same on their too

>>58911231
>>58911432
>>58938632
I will never forgive this part of the Japanese entertainment industry and beauty standards. Fuckers had the sweet spot then went far too narrow with the idol/celebrity route. Toothpick women screeching in your ears at a E5 because it's "cute", how disappointing. Then they relax for once and tease you with a deep, softer, sultry voice that could put you to sleep or turn you on like a bull

>>58939286
>Their current RMs dont sound like that
They literally sound exactly like that. Do your reps.
>>58939569
I like it when hags try to sound young by making baby noises.

>>58939937
me too

>>58939569
>He thinks it's men that are telling to do that voice
roru, they just copy anime character's pitch. And woken tend to talk in a high pitch naturally when talking to men or a group of people. Not only japanese women do this

>>58929466
181422

>>58940438
never said it was the men anon :/, also there's a very distinct difference in the social tendencies of human communication vs. years of subconscious vocal habits, it's resonates clearly when they slip up

Hag baby

>>58942516
Would you raise your hag baby into your perfect hag wife?

>>58942757
oyakodon

>>58942757
I would lovingly raise my daughter

>>58942757
you should read usagi drop, something tells me you'd like it

SEX WITH A 36 YEAR OLD DOG

>>58944000
I'd be better if I completely forgot about that

>>58944659

spooder asmr reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85ZDMjwbuN0

>>58921128
i think i'll consider morning sex if she's looking at me like this

>>58945448
dated this girl who never got into anime because she heard there was "weird stuff" in it. i told her it just depends on what you watch and that there was all kinds of genres and shows devoid of that stuff. imagine my face when one day i wake up from a nap and she's sitting in bed to me watching usagi drop because she saw that it was a nice story of father daughter bonding

>>58945912
how far did she get?

>>58946061
not far since she could never commit to watching anything. only thing she actually watched was CW shows and shitty dramas. relationship didn't last long either, should've recommended she finished it kek

>>58944659
Hag in space time oomfie https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella

Usagi Drop has a nice and cute ending, love is love. Though it gets boring after the timeskip with all that drama involving that older girl and the girl's friend

>i really really like reading...reading out loud. I always wanted to...i always wanted to be able to read out loud for-ugh i know you guys aren't kids but you know. That's something I always wanted to do so i'm happy I get to do it for you guys.
https://youtu.be/85ZDMjwbuN0?t=2639

>>58946061
The anime is fine, it's the manga that completely fucked it all up

Hey

>>58949347
fuck you dirty furball
go choke on a rat

>>58949347
what do you want you fat fuck

You can now drink Lui's juice
https://twitter.com/kyubi_tentaka/status/1704027549851136213

>>58949949
can they ship these overseas?

>>58950617
Í'm not sure. I know some companies ship alcohol overseas but not all countries accept Alcohol to enter their country like that. You should check how it works in your country and the company. Maybe ask /HoloX/

>>58949347
FUCK YOU

i really wish i could watch mr koro play this but i haven't finished mother 2. this is gonna be a legendary stream
https://youtu.be/a3YLWJJcxDk

>>58949949
Those are probably going to be sold out instantly

upcoming hag collab with prospect cake?
https://www.youtube.com/live/IceFBtayDQI?feature=shared

>>58953230
lui nee english.....

/hag/ wiki page updated with the stats from last league, on the following days I'll write campaigns summaries

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

I love my darrrrrrling!

>>58949347
I'm gonna piledrive the shit outta you

>She wants to be called Oneesan
I want to call you okaasan Lui though

I'm praying that nerissa keeps this up. she will grow beautifully with these role models

>>58960099
I just wanna call her Lui, period. In Japanese context.

>>58962112
What about Lui-tan

Total hag domination on the Community awards

Wah!

>>58964841
is today the day?

>>58962112
I DO call her Lui. Lui-nee doesn't work with someone that exudes this much hag energy

>>58964841
>>58964923
Uh boi! Better brace yourselves!

>>58965119
Ina's an alright chuuba as far as i know.... I don't know how takodachis or ENsharts have been on this board though, I haven't read catalog or globals consistently in a 1-2 years

>>58965246
The only thing I don't like about Ina is that she's like Gura
>Hey, I've come back!
>Silently dissapears after some streams
>Months fowars
>Hey, I've come back!
>repeat

>>58965341
She's not even comparable to how bad gura is with that though

>>58965246
ina is generic and boring. her streams are not interesting and she hasnt evolved grown or change since debut. shes inoffensive

>>58965829
Yeah, Gura is in another league but still. It sucks when people dont care about their literal only duty

>>58965907
>she hasn't evolved or grown
considering the path of "evolution" her genmates as well as a vast percentage of the western hemisphere takes when "growing", consistently is all I could as for. Ever notice how while the japs don't always have those sparkling lights or jingling keys hanging outside their channel to attract people, they're much more stable than le western "i need to take a break, drama every other month, random wacky new idea that I'll probably drop in 3 months, constantly on damage control, etc." completely unstable
>>58966537
it impresses me how humans are able to demonstrate the phrase "mountains out of molehills" so flagrantly. you'd think doing the same thing they've done for years on end would be simple, but drop them in a new environment and they forget how to act or can't even go 3 hours

>>58963013
Not intimate enough. Analysis videos about Persona dialogue opened my eyes about honorifics and how intimate it can be if you drop em.

>>58964956
See, this one gets it (maybe?)

God Varnis is such a fucking Chad!

>>58968541
>See, this one gets it (maybe?)
Yeah, I wonder why...

>>58968653
needs to be swept off her feet in a bridal carry

>>58968721
Too bad it won't be anyone ITT or any other for that matter

Has anyone here had any luck looking through the hag tag on twitch? I want to find a 2 view desperate enough to talk with everyone in chat...

>>58969024
so basically you want to groom a 2view.
In that case why wouldn't you just find her yourself then gatekeep her?

>>58969024
i've been posting twitch hag reps occasionally in the afternoon/evening hours when I remember, there's been a decent number of consistent hags from 1-3views. I hope you're just desperate for activity and not unironically trying to groom like a fag though, check for posts like this >>58328044

>>58969274
I mean he obviously is trying to groom one

>>58969024
I'm not gonna judge. ''grooming'' worked for some chuubas and fans. But have in mind that it will take a lot of time for 1-Get sure that the vtuber you are watching is good enough to like/love/groom and 2-For you to generate good image so she wants to get closer to you

My oshi is finally a hag!

>>58970585
Congratulations Takofriend

It took the minimum requirements for it but EN has hags now! Good job!

>>58971102 (me)
HoloEN, my bad

This is going to be strange request but I need hags singing Naruto Openings

>>58971750
'pero'

Sexy hags

>>58971719
Have a Korone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ9v7k6U7Ss

Ina is a friend of my oshi and Takos are some of the most chilled out niggas on this board. Personally I welcome them.

>>58971102
we've had hags in EN for almost 2 months now

>>58973818
Yes, with the bare minimum

>>58973818
Also with Millie in NijiEn

>>58974737
But niggas here wouldnt post her or worse, not count her at all because Niji, EN, and SEA.

>>58974976
I like Toko and Angie. If you can tell they're hags without doxxing they're the best hags

>>58971750
Why does Botan have such fuckable feet? I don't wanna be a footfag but just look at them.

>>58975463
Casino is working it's magic. Don't worry. You'll be a footfag in no time

>>58974976
This sounds like projection

>>58975517
Casino aside, there's just something about Botan that does it for me. I think I've been a footfag for a while but I'm just in denial.

>>58975706
It's ok hagbro. I'm one and my oshi doesn't even get good feet art. Casino is a good entry drug though

>>58971046
In three years (according to hagbros), mine would be on here.

>>58975611
I assure you, it is not. I am tired of stereotypes.

>>58976432
all i've ever seen out of nijien is cock cum zoomer humor. don't care where she's from, that just doesn't appeal to me. post her if you want

>>58975817
She's one of my favorite hags but not my oshi, that's Koyori. I guess I'm a footfag then.

>>58976621
Casino has made Koyo feet too!

>>58976760
I'm very aware, I want to fuck her feet, too, both with and without her pantyhose on.

>>58978716
AEIIIIIIIIIIIII SHE’S DOING A WITCH DANCE