/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58813032
MOMMYYY

Man, I Love Squeeb

>>58813032
How do I find a mom?

>>58813534
>>58813575
This is just a girl, who isn't even a mother. You mommyfaggots are delirious.

A reminder that mommy hates the fauna meme.

>>58813032
Boob pillow

>>58813661
>This is just a girl, who isn't even a mother.
But is she a friend?

Mommy...

>>58813534
>>58813575
>>58813926

>>58813032
She fits the onee san who dresses you up in her clothes and is sexually inappropriate with you role so much better

>actually subscribe to Faufau despite a literal year of squeebing to shitpost in chat
>having a good time enjoying the 3D debut, say funny things
>Sony acts gayer than the ERP Sappers with Risu and gets it taken down
>Work too late to ever catch Fauna live again
That was my one chance to say I was in Fauna chat and the live replay got eaten by the takedown.
I hope they fix the live VOD and everything else. Hurr durr we get perms for everything.
>still gets vids taken down
Squeeb.

>>58813661
>>58813723
I will make Fauna a mother whether she likes it or not

How's her membership?

>>58814289
Her JOI's are nice but she doesnt do a countdown very often so it can be hard to tell when you're supposed to let your sap out. Personally I really like the SPE she throws in from time to time

>>58814289
If you want an actual answer
She does pretty frequent membership streams, and consistently when we're not on a Japan schedule liek we are atm. Not very many random posts or polls or anything though, it's not like Ame's where you'll just get a random message about fish at 2 AM. I would put it in the top half of EN (not including Advent).

>>58814177
Cover does get permission for everything. The problem is YouTube's copyright system is retarded, so their bots strike the video then Cover has to appeal it and email them the permissions they got. This happens literally every time a Sony song is used and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

>>58814289
she has the most number of membership streams in EN this year, but there weren't any the last month or so because Japan arc. Bad movie watchalongs(the best streams), drawing streams, fall guys with members or other rougelike games, book club, fairytail readings...

>Saplings sprouts only visible when aroused
>Fauna immediately takes shears to them
Seriously what did she mean by this

>>58813032
Mommy thread!

the one thing I'm sad about is no ASMR voice pack merch, the ASMR bit on stream was fantastic though

My Fauna merch should be getting delivered today \o/

>>58815689
RUSTY SAW

>>58817196
proof next thread

>>58814385
Short Person Encouragement

>Fauna tweeting at blatantly US times
>Still no communication on streams
It's all so tiresome

squeeb

>>58817196
Mine just got delivered

>>58813032
There isn't enough sapling solo art

>>58819385
I wouldn't mind this tbdesu

Kissing saplings, handholding with saplings, playing sports with saplings, dress as Fauna for saplings, making saplings suck your dick while they ask for Mommy's milk, fuck salpings from behind while watching Fauna's stream and wearing a fauna cosplay!

>>58819571
Or /ss/apling art

>>58814958
Rippers
Guess I'll squeeb.

Merch just came. Why does the water bottle have 2 caps? Bento is smaller than I thought, but maybe I'm just too fat.

>>58820715
>sapling isn't a petite femboy who only eats a bar of chocolate and can of monster a day
I doubt it

>>58813032
Got my birthday merch!! I'm scared to open the card but I compared it to a few of the other signed cards and confirm they're all different. I think mine was signed early on because the later ones have tighter loops and loop more samey, whereas mine is all over the place. It could also be from multiple signing sessions. In any case, the plushie is super squishy and fun to hug and slap. The bento box is tiny. Makes me feel like a fatass American. I get that bento boxes are usually for children but still. This is a small snack, not a meal. The water bottle is also small but it's nice for sipping tea. I want to know what the card says but I am way too nervous about opening the envelope. I'm hoping some other sapling posts it so I can keep mine pristine.

>>58820715
Not sure about the lid. The holes are too large for tea infusion, unless you used a teabag.

>>58820415
me & fauna
https://files.catbox.moe/n9nck9.png

>>58825233
"Fauna and I" you fucking jakartan

>>58825689
KEK

>>58813032
I like her ninpou slap justsu

Eyy just got home and checked to see if the 3D Showcase was back up on Faufau's channel and...it was!
Looks like it has been trimmed to be under an hour. Something got lost to the forest undergrowth.

>>58823841
Most cards don't have anything on it besides the hand signed autograph unless its cards like mine that Fauna wrote a personal message to me specifically

>>58830485
No, it's exactly 59:18
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-3faoSfjdI67ImOcrgANDon15864vrU6/view

>>58820715
>>58823841
Be careful about putting hot water in the bottle. You might damage the rubber seal, if there's any at least.

>>58831593
Nice, for some reason I thought it was over an hour.
I'll share my ice cream sandwich with you. (Just this once!)

>>58831925
Faufau, what do we do if our rubbers are damaged!?

Come here little sapling it's time to drink your milk
https://files.catbox.moe/qj2x6m.jpg

I need more art of Fauna lactating

>>58836355
honestly
surprising amount of breastfeeding Fauna

>>58836534
Maybe surprisingly little, she's the perfect candidate for pov breastfeeding/nursing handjobs and there's almost none

>>58836634
Im fucking drunk, I did mean surprisingly little

>>58813661
>who isn't even a mother
Yeah, mine.

>>58837123
I wish I could be drunk on Fauna milk rn

I've always seen Fauna as a big sister but I still want to drain the milk out of her tits

>>58836059
Thank you for the milk mommy! Can I have some more when I finish this glass?

I miss her, saps

>>58814147
THANK YOU.

>>58837898
Yes, I will teach you a little trick when you sit on my lap, please don't mind the bulge I have on my pants

>>58838782
I think this one is trying to attract a squeeber for nefarious deeds.

Don't be gay!

>>58836634
>>58837123
I want Fauna to bare her breasts to me so I can suck on one of her nipples while my head lays on her soft squishy thighs. I want her to slowly jerk me off while I suck and whisper words of encouragement while she does it. I want her to notice my restlessness as I get closer to climax, speeding her hand up and telling me to let it out. I want her to call me a good boy as she squeezes out the last bits of my man nectar all over my lower stomach.
I want Fauna to give me a nursing handjob.

>>58839681
YES

>>58839681
pretty much the apex of my fantasies

>>58839811
If I die before receiving a nursing handjob I will consider my life a complete waste. It's the one thing I must achieve.

>>58825689
you utter fucking retarted imbecile ESL fag. Learn some english before you correct people

>>58816951
>that look
I think I'd let mommy do anything she wanted to me...

>>58816951
She's telling us we can only be hard when she wants us to.

>>58841580
Haven't done your faggot shit bump for a while. Got some BBC fetish shit to get in next? Or you gonna post the same 4 pictures?

Mmm Saplings

http://poal.me/oug5x6

Important poll

I wish for more Faumei sex

>>58840873
Your grammar reps? They teach you "____ and I" not "Me and _____" in grade school.

>>58841834
nta but I'm trying to meditate and achieve perfect mindfulness while staring at this Fauna image and you're really killing my vibe bro

>>58842013
Don't squeeb, Fauna said so
Why is that so hard for the rest of you

If Pac-Man knew what a squeeber was, he would squeeb.

>>58841951
Being vored by Mumei uuuuuu

>>58842118
You're not slick jakartan.

>>58842424
Canadian, try again

Uuuuuu! Faufau help there is maple syrup EVERYWHERE!
Aaaaaaiiiieeee!

>>58820226
But I should be doing that with mommy...

Can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh vegan coffee

I literally can’t stop watching blacked porn bros… would fauna approve?

I WANT FAUNA TO USE ME LIKE TOILER PAPER

>>58842217
You have proof?

>>58842594
After I put on the dress and wig, you can call me mommy.

Keeping up with my lifting reps/cardio so I can grow to be a strong and sturdy oak tree for Fauna. What about you other saplings?

Eww fauna

This thread has been magically changed into a cheebs thread.

>>58842897
b-b-but mommy

>>58842946
If I flex I can rest my palm flat on my triceps, but I don't go to the gym to lift. Physical labor. My diet is 99% meat so I don't think Fauna would approve but it is what it is.
Squeeb.

>>58843098

>>58842684
There's just one thing you have to do first before she can accept you.

>>58843161
No no, Sapling there's no but when I'm talking, not come here I already put your favourite Cartoons and prepared your favourite cereals

>>58843239
She wouldn't disapprove because you eat meat, she'd disapprove probably because your diet isn't balanced enough. Remember, she wants us to be healthy!

>>58843360
As long as I'm not exposed to heat I'm right as rain. Glad summer is is over this week.

I wanna play games with Fauna

>>58813032
>squeeb
huh? isnt that an NL meme

>>58823841

>>58843966
I want Fauna to grow up and stop using a controller for gaming

>>58843966

>>58842745

>>58843098
>>58843300
Is Cheebs a mommy?

>>58844605
Cheebs is more of a stork. Preggers IRyS is kind of a funny thought though. Imagine her trying to sing and then the baby just kicks the hell out of her from the inside.

Oh, guess who's in Delivering Hope now!

>>58843098

>>58843300
>>58843098
fat fucks

I LOVE OFF HOURS /UUU/ AND I MISS FAUNA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>58845022
UUuuuuuuu~

>>58842032
Ok retard, time to learn some english
I say "That's me in the picture" not "That's I in a picture"
You follow the same rules as that when including another person with the word and.

>>58845333
Fauna and I are in that picture is correct.
Me and Fauna are in that picture is incorrect.
If you're gonna tell me there's some special snowflake rule here and that grade school English classes were all wrong, I'm going to ask for a source.

>>58845396
>Fauna and I are in that picture
>I are in that picture
retard

>>58845396
99% of native English speakers don't care about this rule and will use both, you're just being autistic.
>Verification not required.

Fauna riding you cowgirl and leaning over you with her breasts just out of reach so you can't suck on them

>>58845396
Nta but Fauna and I would be correct. I told Faufau I'd never reveal my power level but...I'm sorry Sensei. Just this once...
Step-By-Step Guide: “Me And Someone” Or “Someone And I” Grammar
Look at the sentence and make sure “someone” is relevant.
Me and someone need help.
Remove “someone” to check if the sentence makes sense with the pronoun.
Me need help.
If it does, you’ve found the right phrase. If it doesn’t, change the pronoun.
I need help.
Now include “someone” again to make the sentence correct.
I and someone need help.
Make sure “someone” comes before the pronoun in the sentence to be grammatically coherent.
Someone and I need help.
How To Use “Me And Someone”
You have offended me and someone.
He’s running with me and Jack.
You’re leaving me and my mother.
She’s working for my boss and me.
They can’t figure it out for someone and me.
You’ve made things difficult for my girlfriend and me.
How To Use “Someone And I”
Someone and I can’t find what we’re looking for.
Someone and I know you very well.
My mother and I are losing hope.
He and I don’t want to be here.
My father and I struggle with our relationship.
Is there anything more that my boss and I can help you with?
Can You Say “Someone And Me”?
You have always been there for my father and me.
They’ll have to try harder to convince someone and me.
He isn’t always going to be kind to someone and me.
You need to be happy for her and me.
...Squeeb.

>>58845468

>>58845432
When you refer to more than one object you use "are" not "is". Since it's "Fauna and I" you say "are". If it's only yourself you same "am". If it's a singular object (not yourself) you say "is".
>I am in that picture.
>Fauna and I are in that picture.
>That sapling is in that picture.
>The sapling and Fauna are in that picture.
>>58845450
You're correct, but if you look up in the reply chain you'll see someone pulled out this relatively pedantic English grammar rule to call someone Jakartan but then someone else called them out right after to say it's not actually correct English. Even though it is.
Personally, if I see someone say "Me and Fauna" I'd be more liable to assume their American then ESL.
>>58845583
You and me, picrel

>>58845693

Ghoti-ing with Fauna...

>>58845693
>their American then ESL

>>58845855
I knew someone was going to see that, I noticed writing after my message posted. Fuck. Just take my nerd license away already.

>>58845872
>I noticed right after
I need to stop posting late at night it's actually so Faunover for me.

>>58845872
>>58845884
Honestly one of the most embarrassing things I've seen from a sapling in a long time
Imagine if Fauna saw this (she will)

>>58845884
you're not going make it anon

I will post this thread on reddit so Fauna can see it and laugh at it while fingering herself

>>58846063
yeah, no way Fauna will see it otherwise haha...

>>58845991
>>58846063
FAUNA IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS I WORK 9 HOUR DAYS AND IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HAVE MERCY ON ME

>>58846087
*dramatic music starts playing*
Faufau has breached our defenses...
"You've seen what she's done to our colleagues!"
*3D showcase of Saplings being Hitman'd*
"And worst of all, she could be any one of us."

>>58820715
Anybody figure out why there are two caps yet?

Fauna should play fps and it should be exclusively TF2

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlY4CcIWUQU

https://files.catbox.moe/4oaj9z.png

>>58846421
Uh oh. Biboo got the Biboob.

>>58846421
squeeb

>>58836059
UUuuuuu this milk tastes a bit salty mommy...

>>58823841
>Makes me feel like a fatass American
Well, are you?

>>58847034

>>58842032
isnt that more of a rule out of respect than actual grammar?

>sunday-kronii 3d
>monday-necromancing
>tuesday-busy day
she will be back on wednesday, right?

>>58850052
Unless she's stated a reason for why tuesday remains "busy day" what does that even mean anymore? It's been months where entire weeks will go by with *a* stream or even no streams.

>>58845583
So it depends on whether it's a subject or an object. And since the original sentence is literally just "me & fauna" it's impossible to tell if it's correct without further context. Unless it's impossible for an English sentence to have only an object without a subject, in which case only "Fauna and I" could be correct.

>>58845693
>Retarded esl gets playfully mocked, proceeds to shit and piss himself publicly.

Let's address the elephant in the room
Why did Fauna kill smolRyS

>>58850804
Fauna and IRyS have the 2 most shitposted smols and she wanted to get rid of her competition

You can only rub your cock on one part of Fauna.
Choose wisely.

>>58851474
nipple paizuri

>>58851474
Left Horn

>>58843321
>that pic
She's literally a real life human bro.

>>58851474
vagena

>>58850165
I want to know too. recent JP arc was understandable but now that she's back in the forest shouldn't streams resume? No way she's in Japan when the 3d collab is still about 3 weeks out. i'm not even sure why we believe the 3d collab will be live and not pre-recorded.

>>58851474
tummy

> baiting in the Fauna sex thread
bro

Plaplings are made for /ss/ with love and affection

why is fauna the only vtuber that doesnt make me go 'jesus christ you retard' 5 times a stream
are streamers that far below average intelligence/knowledgeability or is the average just that far below sea level

>>58852495
yeah Fauna is just special, only actual gamer in EN

>>58852569
it's not just being good at games, she actually has general knowledge and doesn't go HUH??? when presented with words or concepts above an elementary school level
man i love fauna

>>58852691
Yeah true, it's disingenuous only praising her gamer skills. She's genuinely a very intelligent person and not just through comparison. She's well versed in books, games, meme culture, she knows how to do fanservice without basing herself around it, she's great

Yeah, my wife's quite a smart cookie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xU9qsmIEaQ
Started my day off watching and listening to this VOD
She’s so adorably cute in this one

>>58853424
Fauna is at her best playing games she genuinely likes, I don't like hitman at all but watching her play is so fun

Fauna said saplings are “boing boing” and that she felt like she was getting shown up in her own 3D showcase…
We need art of big titty saplings mogging Fauna’s mediums

>>58851474
Easy choice

>>58854318
her model has weird feet

>>58813032
We are not friends
We should never be friends

You’re rewatching it, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4CLpVz7m4Q

>>58851474
My cock will kiss mommy Fauna's cervix or I will die trying.

>>58854937
Not if I kiss your cock first

Has anyone ripped her 3D world yet? I want to sit in the Clannad-ass field (and cry) in VRChat.

>>58856279
Yep, not posting it in /schizo/ general though

>>58854741

>>58857192
LMAO it's the first time I see this one

>>58857192
Why is that guy’s face being used to represent antis? He’s not even an anti, isn’t he KFP or something

>>58857668
> KFP
so he's an anti

>>58854937
I wrote this post
>>58855723
No stay away

Fauna forcing Nemu onto your cock

>>58814177
It's up again

>>58855723
Kirin hands typed this post

>>58851474
armpit

>>58858157
why

>>58858749
she was acting bratty again

Nothing wrong with squeebing my sprout to pictures of Fauna.

We are not friends squeeb

>>58858157
Nemu is made for saplings.

Nemu getting spitroasted by saplings

>>58861814
>there is no art of this yet
It seems obvious, yet no one has drawn it yet
Guess it’s time to start

>>58846925
Don't mind the taste little sapling, just make sure you lick the balls too, that's how you get the nutrients! You want to grow big and strong for mama, right?

>>58861546
>>58861814
What the fuck who said shit about doing anything with Nemu? I just want to mating press Fauna

>>58854263
I remember in Pokemon there was an episode where James from team rocket had some inflatable breasts for his disguise and mocked a crying Misty with them. That's a good template if uuu ask me.

Goodbye for now, sappies

Where the fuck is she

>>58866645
At starbucks snorting pumpkin spice off a countertop

>>58866645
hibernating

>>58866645
Language!

>>58867653
I'm sorry I just miss her and I'm scared

>>58813032
Got you covered bro, all in one image

>>58868279
me in the upper right

>>58869322
Me in bottom left

Saplings whats going on this time?

>>58869415
I MISS MOMMY

>>58869415
risuuuuu… help us plz…

>>58864227
you will be a good sapling and impregnate Nemu like Fauna wants you to

Squeeb.

$1 Reward.

>>58873132
$0.20 per squeeb install

>>58873914
$0.10 per "won't be your friend" install (Developing countries rate)

>>58870260
>>58872504
cuddle with me while we wait for your mommy my dear saplings

>>58876276
purrr~
i'm your little kitten

How much milk can Fauna produce in optimal conditions?

>>58880757
Infinite, she's mother nature after all

Imagine the smell, saplings.

>>58882089
the panties are in the way I can't smell anything

>>58882089
if I put my tongue in there, will I get it back?

>>58842946
Same sapling! Let's go to the gym together, you can spot me.
How much can you bench?
>>58845468
So close yet so far...
>>58876276
Can I still cuddle? I'm all sweaty from the gym

>>58884130
>Can I still cuddle?
S-sure
> I'm all sweaty from the gym
Sapling smell...

>>58887591
What does sapling sweat smell like

I'm just gonna say it I like the idea of Fauna making me wear a chastity cage and controlling when I can cum

>>58884130
I can bench 120lbs rn. I'm not that strong but I'm outdoing people who don't lift at all. What about you sapling?

>>58889473(me)
I wanna be strong enough to bridal carry Fauna

>>58889539
She's probably a thick stick at best due to being a vegan so I don't think you have to try really hard

>>58888076
Same.
Funnily enough, giving control of my orgasms over to Fauna would actually give me more control over my own life.
She would be happy having me as her sapling plaything, and I would be happy to indulge her. Overall, I see this as a win on all fronts no matter what.

>>58813032
I couldn't stop looking at her booba during the 3d stream

>>58890935
The chest on her model isn't even that great unless it's in various states of undress like in some art

>>58889473
that's awesome sapling. I need to get back into lifting.

>>58889473
Dw sapling, you're among friends. Fauna and the saps are proud of you
I'm not that strong either, but I'm a small sapling so I'm not too self conscious about it. I'm more concerned with my weight and diet.
>>58889539
I think I could carry fauna...
>>58891224
Join us!

>>58888076
>>58890373
I just want mommy Faufau to dominate me
Is that too much to ask? I'll do anything for and to her.Why is the world so cruel to us

i squeeb, therefore i am

>>58892593
https://hitomi.la/cg/cowfauna-cafe-english-2372016.html#1
Equip a Realistic VR headset and enjoy

>>58862744
>>58836059
>>58846925
Uuu ok... I need my protein if I want to be a big and strong sapling
>>58892660
Very profound sapling

>>58892860
What does a link to an artset have to do with VR?

>>58894423
Like the smellovision, the VR headset that puts you into an artset hasn't been invented yet

>>58894728
If you wanted to fuck Fauna in VR I'd think finding a prostitute in VRC would be a little more useful.
It's a nice art set though

>>58895025
>interacting with someone who isn't Fauna
defeats the point

What is wrong with saplings?

>>58896050
Nothing.

>>58895125
Then all forms of Fauna porn are also pointless... I guess I don't need this anymore.
https://files.catbox.moe/kh51bg.mp4

>>58896050
I'm normal

>>58896763
I can't check this out because I'm at work damn

>>58899213
1 minute and 44 seconds of high quality PLAP

squeebed a few minutes ago

>>58896050
We're...in...your...cereal...

>>58813032
Shitfield is mid. Need more Planet Zoo.

>>58901420
Painfully boring to play but Fauna makes it pretty fun
I just want streams in general
Or a tweet
Y'know

>>58899554
if only it had some convincing voice acting too

Squeebin'

>>58901057
in your walls

>>58907968
I'll be honest I really like the way Fauna says words

Maybe next year huh.....

>>58909656
Wish she would've just played it solo

Fauna has big breasts.

>>58907680
I squeeb my little sprout to fauna

>>58913033
They're medium

>>58913147
wish he did a nude version of this set

>>58913147
Fauna’s touch makes sapling sprouts grow nice and stiff

https://streamable.com/yflwnx
[chair clattering]

>>58914443
Okay fine I'll watch the 3D again

Same vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q8WdhQO9bU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4CLpVz7m4Q&t=77s

>>58915563
No idea how you made this connection.
I'm not even saying you're wrong, just that you have a weird brain

>>58911594
Speak for yourself, I hope we get another one of these this year.

>>58916063
Cover please I'm begging you I'm on my hands and knees please please give us a Fauna succubus outfit for Halloween, I'll subscribe to the Hololive channels and send a supa during the next streams posted there, whatever you want Cover

>>58916494
it takes months to design and animate a model, even longer if there's corpo red tape involved. If it wasn't hinted in early summer then there's no way.

I want to dominate mommy FauFau.

>>58917054
I feel like she'd make it a lot more fun if she was dominating

>>58916063
I hope they find something bae doesn't want to quit after an hour

>>58917640
Is Bae still deathly afraid of pixels on the screen

>>58917356
You're supposed to let the girl think she has the lead, and then you show who's really the boss

>>58917860
She can have the reins until her first orgasm

>>58917860
I'd rather have it the other way around. Fauna flaunts herself in front of me until I can't hold back any longer, but then I get dom loss'd

>>58918079
she should make an ASMR with this script

>>58916063
Please no.

WHERE IS SHE

>>58920791
I'll be done with her in a minute

>>58920915
make that 2 minutes, I'm next

>>58813032
WHERE IS MOMMY

>>58916063
Thisthisthis. Halloween would literally have been dead last year if it weren't for Fauna

>>58917686
She was nonchalant for The Bunker. A far cry from the constant shrieks at every other rustle during Edith Finch.

>>58924583
Sorry what was the question? I was too busy staring at mommy's tits

>>58813032
Actually, where the fuck is Fauna?!? Besides the prerecorded 3D (which was fantastic) we haven't had her in forever

>>58927597
She has to wait the obligatory couple of days to pretend the 3D was live, pls andastan

>>58928312
I hope she's ok

>>58928312
I swear to God, if she isn't streaming only because of stupid kayfabe I'm gonna AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Squeebing feels so good~!

I want Fauna to make me tea from her used panties, brewed in a clear tea pot so I can vaugely see the pattern of the panties floating in the water, and I want her to serve it to me in a glass as if its something perfectly normal.

>>58931198
hang on you're onto something here anon...

>>58931198
You need to post this in the drawfag thread

>Still no Fauna tweet
Today is the deadline that I set for myself to not menherapost.

>>58933690
I told you Thursday, when will you retards finally listen to me instead of calling me a doomposter

>>58933757
Shut the fuck and just stream, Fauna.

that's it. i'm gonna gosqueeb

>>58933690
I’m gonna let Fauna cook so long as she goes HAM in October like last year. If come spooky month she’s still really flaky with the streams, then yeah I’m genuinely gonna reassess my fandom.

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1704600436391751760

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOHFz5WAAlU&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv_D8gak794&

>>58936517
Faufau has become melted vanilla ice cream. She is absorbing the liquid properties of the Sapling.

>>58936517
>>58933690
No menhera allowed, she heard you
>>58933757
BTFO'd

>>58937304
So happy to be BTFO'd, don't worry

>>58937304
No menhera, only fauna now

>>58937534

Oh no...300 posts...my bumper don't bump so good anymore...uuuu....
*squeebs 30 times per second for an entire minute*

>:3

Hot Fauna pic spammed to death... goodbye Sapling thread...
See you again tomorrow morning

>>58940228
There are worse ways to go, I suppose. Cycle of life and all that.

holding my last squeeb for page 11 like Fauna would want me to

>>58940228
You could also not, we don't need a permanent thread.
Faunaschizo will make 9 tomorrow throughout the day, choose one of those to spam bullshit gay ERP in

>>58942020
Yeah this, but not so violently. We don't need a constant thread up for faggots to shit up.

>>58942020
How about stop worrying about the schizo? Don't reply, just ignore him. You guys give him too much influence over everything by giving him all of this attention and discussion about him

>>58942332
NTA but we already voted basically unanimously to not have a permanent thread. Not sure why you want one.

>>58942332
he didn't say anything about worrying about the schizo, retard. reading comprehension reps

>>58942332
I'm not? I said there will be another million threads to post in. Are you retarded?

Squeeb

>>58942460
>we
I guess it's just 92 IPs of non-saplings huh, damn. Anyway, I like funposting during off hours so I'll catch the next Sappo thread.

>>58943821
Knew it.
You'll never win. I'll always be here.
Another post ID for the archive, you make my job too easy.

>>58943888
Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back. I hope you stay well.

>>58944033
The skin color matches the abyss at least, eh?

>>58944070
I'm white as a sheet.
But like I said, I hope you can chase a schizo around and without becoming one. I appreciate your work but you hit false positives way too often...
Hug on our way out of Page 11?

>>58944169
>falseflagging as smugmooms
did he mindbreak you this bad?

>>58943888
Your green whore is a pseud hack, and I'll ensure I keep making sappo threads. You can't win, I've got all the time in the world

I love seeing you cry every thread though.

She's not your friend. She'll NEVER be your friend.

>>58944243
No? I thought that's who I was talking to? I posted a moom as an olive branch.