/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58812786
KIKI LOVE!

>>58812786

i baked this bread! nobody else, only i, the baker!

>>58812917

hamha

GIGI OLVE

I wish I could go to sleep as soon as I get off work so that I could be up for Kiki's streams. I don't think it's possible, though. There's just too much shit I have to do right after work that I can't do later. I wish I could find a better job that pays as well, Champs. I'm stuck.

Kiki glove!

>>58813150
i dont know the situation, but if you're miserable maybe consider if a lower paying job might be better for your quality of life

>>58813481
I would if I could, but inflation and cost of living is fucking insane now. I don't have any major debts or anything, but just regular bills, rent and necessities eat up almost everything I bring home. I don't know how people making less than I do can afford to live by themselves.

I VERY love Kiki!

>>58813562
i think these days it's more affordable to try to bunk up with a roomate, i helped my buddy do that when he moved into town before he was on his feet, inflation is a bitch, im looking into ways of trying to generate more passive income to take some of the stress off but it's tricky

>>58813796
yeah I was going to do secondary work of some kind, but this fucking job eats up my entire day now. The dickbag who interviewed me blatantly lied to me about every single thing I asked him regarding the work before I was hired. If he had been up front I would have never taken the job.

I was gonna work on something but I am so drained after waging I have no motivation left
I will leave it for later

>>58813903
if you are the 3 hour work commute anon you need to find a way to reduce your 3 hour commute, find somewhere to rent that is closer to where you work and there goes like half your problems

>>58814015
that's me, but no. I just got into the place I am, and I picked this location specifically because it is ten minutes away from where I am *supposed* to be working. And there is no way in hell I'd ever live in the shitholes this job is currently having me commute to, heh. The commuting thing is supposed to be temporary so I'm just trying to wait it out without losing my mind, all the while job hunting when I can in case I can find something that is more suitable.

>>58814118
ah i see, well talk it out with your manager, hopefully they value you enough to keep you along to accommodate what should be a pretty simple request like that

anon from the other day gave me some good ideas for reducing time i spend cooking/meal prep, gonna switch back over to cooking everything using my instant pot next month, it's so much easier than cooking from scratch

>>58814300
i love making a humble beef stew in a crockpot. it cooks itelf over the day and i get tastey meat and vegetal

>>58814300
I tend to make just one home cooked meal a week that way and just eat it every day. Soups and stews for dinner, with a piece of buttered toast. Like 90% of my vegetable intake is onions, carrots, and celery from soups lol.

>>58815019
instant pot is much faster

>>58815084
The most important part for me is that it's hands off. Both crock pot and instant pot are "throw it all in, set a timer, and fuck off". Being able to cook dry beans in 45 minutes with an instant pot is pretty awesome though.

Since were blogposting anyway: minestrone from yesterday I burned the toast a little

>>58815650
so youre the champ that likes to read 40k as he eats, the spreadsheet is pleased

>>58815650
glass of milk AND an e-reader? Kiki is going to roast you so bad

>>58815650
That looks good, I wanna try making a minestone now

>>58815650
i really need to incorporate more fresh bread into my diet

I LOVE fresh bun bread!

>no rabbits posted in bread

>>58817572(me)
image didnt post

>>58817572
behold

>>58817572
What about prairie dogs?

>>58817572

Metal Rab vs Champy Bot

>>58818302
my wife is so cool...

>>58818302
kek cute

>>58818302
Wholesome

>>58812866
better stay in there ya bastard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zke7ByPMeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zke7ByPMeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zke7ByPMeQ
womb

womb

https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ
https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ
https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ

https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ
womb
https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ
https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ

>>58819303
>>58819314
cute thumbnail!

>>58819303
>>58819314
>>58819358
which one do i choose????

filling up Kiki's waiting womb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNEgOy53DMs
lookit this little guy

>>58819956
Nice hat

>>58819596
Reminds me of this

Lord of the Board 2 is coming up
>>58756602
Are we gonna send Champ once more into the fray?

>>58820735
i don't see why not, also we discussed in the last bread already

>>58820735
champy demands blood

>>58820735
I don't see any reason why not... Also should I be managing this too since I'm doing divegrass or just leave it to whatever champ did it before? I'm fine either way personally.

>>58821075
i'll take care of it this time again, it's a lot more easy-going than divegrass

>>58821334
Alright, good luck!

since /hfz/ has so many teams, i propose rather than going with an entirely different wrestler we just refine what we already have, make slight adjustments if anything, that way everyone can focus on more important things like hype vids

>>58821469
Yeah I don't think there's much reason to replace Champy

i'll lurk some other threads to see what kinds of surveys they make for their teams, interested to see what kinds of plans they all have

it is my turn to eat burgers today

windows is such a shitty OS for development, why do Indians love microshit so much

Did you know that Marshmallow removes spaces before checking your message for swear words? For example if your maro contains "this hit" it will be silently discarded for containing "shit."

how long until i won't stop hearing her voice in my head?

>>58822115
sasuga nippon

I want to adopt Kiki as my sext toy

>>58822740
i wanna bury my face in that cunny.

i want to adopt kiki and make her do all my menial household chores

hamha!

i'm a bit sick...

>>58823799
should have taken the vitamin d like we told you

do you ever feel the need to cough but you try and force it and it just comes out like a gag?

>>58823940
no

>>58820964
Ah, okay
I wasn't here for it

i want to push kiki a bit. sexually

gigi my beloved

Don't forget to like the rabbity stream!!

I made dumplings for dinner

Kiki is almost here, I missed her so much

LIVE!

https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ
https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ
https://youtu.be/4Zke7ByPMeQ

might have to sleep to the sound of her voice.. slumberland is calling

ready for rab!

it's kiki!

might have to be more lurky due to tummy hort

>>58819596
I was really pleased with how this batch of images was the first time SD was useful in making something specific enough that was usable for a something else. Nowadays there are tons of concept loras that you could easily generate meme poses and meme faces.
Some examples:
https://civitai.com/models/74379/aqua-cryingbegging-anime-meme-or-kono-subarashii-sekai-ni-bakuen-wo-or-konosuba
https://civitai.com/models/97875/i-refuse-or-concept-lora
Moight look into stuff like that if people would find them funny.

>>58820735
Yeb! I think sending Champ in would be fine as is, he was so cool...

`!Intro animation

ello rabba

`!Kiki on the telly!|Zatsu

>>58825609
Go for it! I love seeing how far AI Kikis have come.

your royal pyonness

so what's the deal with saying humble? what is bug town?

`Recap of the events of last stream (-15)

what does this image make you feel?

>>58825871
EEEASY TIGER

>>58825871
rage

>>58825812
you will learn in time

>>58825812
All these questions and more will be answered on stream

I have a fetish for rabba

>sne*oids

Don't like your kind

They thought it was another family friendly Banjo game.

Sneakers are cute on girls, not on squirrels.

`Kiki describing her day yesterday including her walk with Mamapyon (-5)

I'd always heard Conker was edgy but I thought it was like "older kid" type edgy for young teenagers or such but it's been really surprisingly filthy in every turn.

onions dog

>>58826132
a classic mistake desusenpai!!

i remember one of my childhood friends invited me to his house to play this game. he lived in the middle of nowhere and had a quad bike. he was a disgusting son of a bitch who masturbated to ponies. he now lives in france. i kind of miss him.

>>58826132

`Reading the rejected material from this game (-35)

I will become King Champcheese III and Gigi will be my little daughter-wife! Queen-Princess Kiki!!

`Kiki is glad she's the real princess and not king dickcheese

qrd on the devs having a scat fetish?
isreal?

the king cheese

I'd like to collect my dickcheese for a month and spread it on toast for Kiki's breakfast!

Conker Fact: Conker's full name is William the Conqueror

I don't have dick cheese to feed kiki with
she will starve oh no

`William the Conqueror was a bastard

kiki im excited to watch you play. this is one of the biggest games on the n64 and i wouldnt wanna watch anyone else play it

`Why Kiki was late today (-10)

Mamapyon's spiderfriend

This is why I'll never visit Australia.

was just image searching for "biggest australian spoiders" jesus chroist

kiki look up

Croikey..
If you look up Spiders in google images, could you show us what kind of spider it is, or at least what it kinda looks like

>>58827082
thats not even real!!

>>58827082
cute one, I want to pet it

>>58827082
I know they have huntsmen which are pretty big but I don't think they're venomous

>>58827146
very real and in kiki's room above right now, counting her little toe piggies on which one to bite

I used to let a spider live in the window over my bed. Heavy armored black bugger, but he helped handle a chronic bug problem.

>kiki's naked
Come on I already jerked off twice today

>>58827228
she is always naked champ, with her legs on the table, spreading her cunny, venting the puff

>>58827228
every damn day this cheeky rabba is being othersome

I have an agreement with the spiders in my house: they don't touch me, and I don't bother them.

There were giant orb weavers in my yard as a kid. Learned to shoot them with a BB gun.

>>58827369
We had those where I went to college and they'd sometimes build their web around face level on the sidewalk and many times I accidentally almost walked right into one

>>58827369
who are you, fucking luke rabb walker?

>>58827440
Yeah, nature's tripwires. Fuck that.

>>58827481
Florida-Rabb.

I hate spiders so much; If I lived in Australia I'd burn the whole continent down.

`A lady who had a worm in her brain

>>58827499
I got in the habit of always just going around the utility poles and walking on the curb side of them since that was always where they'd build them

there is not a chance in hell a spider would lay eggs in somebodies skin that's so retarded kek

Kiki I'd still love you even if you were a worm

ALDI is kinda nice here in the US. Way better than most other supermarkets.

>>58827648
yeah sounds like a tall tale

>>58827648
spider didn't she cut her arm with a thing that had eggs on it

they dont sell grocies at our kohls

austrailian names for places amuse me.
>im goin to bugglebys want anything?
>takin a trip down to abbos food and liqueur

`Kiki's grocery store preferences (-120)

I want to make a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich for Kiki. It's apparently uncommon outside of the US.

Hipsters shop at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods here. ALDI is like the perfect C+ to B rank balance of cost to quality.

>>58827761
the aus store is called cole's, different chain

American aldi's are full of stinky poor people and minorities!

>>58827947
exactly the same as lidl in europe

>>58822115
The poor guy who uses Marshmallow to tell someone they're from Scunthorpe or Pen Island

I don't wanna rush the zatsu or anything but there's a few funny little guys in the chat who were excited for the game. I felt a bit bad since a few of them showed up late to last conker when you were about to stop for the day anyways.
(no need to read this one out loud, I don't wanna scare the little fellas)

>>58827970
lidl is ok

she hates us poorchamps...

German? Now that you mention it, "Aldi" sounds like a nickname for Adolt

>>58828053
no it's not, everything is 3rd rate brand, they dont even have good ciggies

princess stinky

kiki is a billionaire after all

Kiki's sex dungeon...

I will be the poopoo to your peepee

>>58828053
the lidl over here SUCKS

It's you who'll be in the dungeon of Doom tomorrow, plenty of torture.

`If you f*ck up you're going in the dungeon (-180)

`!Game start

y'all know that rabbit poo looks like nesquik cereal?

i finally pulled the kiki bum bum smacka+2 from the stone

Kiki lied! I don't think she has the Humble Pak®

>>58828489
champoo......Is that you?

I want to humble Kiki.

`!Chapter 6: Uga Buga (Continued)

no sn***ers...

no sniggers

kiki handled dragonposter very well, cute but firm. I'm super proud.

>>58828771
nose n**rs

what a weird ost

`Conker becomes a mommy

Do we tell her?

funny little character

>>58829076
does she kno..?

he's tenacious

I don't see how the dinosaur solves the dress code problem you have but who knows, this game is pretty demented.

Kiki cute!

>>58829443
Who's gonna talk shit to a guy with a dinosaur following him?

aaaaiiiiiieeeeeee

`He's Kiki's favorite (-5)

I think the dino's pathing SUCKS!

>>58829774
He's just a little baby be kind

How will kiki recover?

use your heart

How does she do it?

>>58829774
Half Life Scientists have better pathing

`Bringing Little Fella to the platform

ignorance is bliss

>Why is there dino feet?

what the fuck

just like real life

poor little guy...

im sorry i couldnt tell you kiki....

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE RAREWARE

Conker's kind'f an asshole

There's always a nigger in chat spoiling shit.

`Kiki is very disappointed in Conker (-15)

>im your mummy
>sacrifices child to the dino god

MOLOCHED.COM

Kiki i miss him..

`Get peppered! (-5)

At least i still have my cute rabbit wife, id never sacrifice you kiki

Shes kuni

`Ocarina of Time flashbacks

`We got a cool hat! (-10)

ill make kiki into a hat

Kiki is definitely not into snot play

`Going back to get our revenge against the mean old rock bastards

Its us following kiki

nomnom girl do the nomnom

>>58831249
you're not wrong kek

Are they speaking Italian?

>>58831249
where do i get the cool hat

Kiki with several blue on blue incident's

`Conker knows everything, he's the king

Of all my faps to this game caged Berry is the only one I'm not ashamed of.

No Snickers?
But.. You're not you when you're hungry

`"My girlfriend has turned into a prostitute!" (-20)

I really really want to put Kiki in a cage on display.

If you pee on people you get punched thats true to life

>>58831602
cuck?

bgm is pretty solid

i would turn rock hard if kiki peed on me

>>58831602
I keep kiki in my basement, shes mine and only mine. I let her get really stinky then i yell at her and hose her down while i jerk off

`Conker is doing a dance!

I wanna see Kiki do the worm

>>58831848
Honestly, what the hell

>>58832002
I wanna see a worm do Kiki.

>>58832041
Yeah mine

this reminds me of a few sextrance tracks

I love that they put effort into making a decent club song in a kids game just for this part, rare devs were a different breed

Sounds like Einhander.

>get up,push push push, go go GO !!!!!

jesus kiki, you are being a menace tonight hahaha

It's a party and everybunny is invited

>>58831848
Funnily enough, the bgm is literally titled "rock solid"
https://youtu.be/vVPHmok3hxA?si=DyG5iDPsmMOpgHMr

>>58832319
Fucking genius

You can walk while you pee

of course you wouldn't get it, it's a guy thing

This power fantasy has been a lifelong dream for Kiki, and now here we are.

is this normal, guys? do you piss on each other at the club?

>>58832479
She longs to have a penis and feel its power

sometimes i imagine kiki sprinting full speed and unloading her full bladder at the same time

>>58832553

`Commemorating this moment (-10)

Royal pisser is in da house tonight

I thought she was going to go piss... Im disappointed

Call me stupid again please

Kiki definitely has drunk pissed on someones floor

>>58832706
stupid again please

>>58832790
Yeah her own floor, Kiki doesn't go to parties to other people's houses

>i only drink alone
every day

drinking alone is better imo.

It does, but i ment more a house party

kek you drunk pissed on the floor on stream even

>>58832862
I have the sudden urge to rub her face in it and call her a bad girl

Kiki can you call me a fucking nigger

holy shit this ost makes me wanna bang my head

Hes British they're used to it

Oh shit I just got it, "Rock Solid" because these guys are made out of rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAdtkSjSps

Rock guy is fighting demons in the club, poor guy has ptsd

the a-rock war...

remember the gorons in ocarina of time

>>58833228
Afghanistone

`This has been an absolute pain in the butt

Just like a real club, drunk fucks ready to throw hands over nothing when your just trying to enjoy your night

is kiki actually a masochist? why does she let the rocks beat her ass?

have to admire the fact that the stonehead has like four or five different dance animations

>what does it take to move a Rock Man?

>>58833516
You should know by now how much she loves getting hit, hitting kiki turns me on

I want to get drunk off kikistench!!

Start at an angle, towards where he seems to roll

`Berri didn't recognize us ;_; (-40)

Rich and cute

i don't blame berri. she probably thinks the protagonist is a psycho, pissing on strangers and making them fall to their deaths

`Seeing the boss

chicho.....

They deserve it for what they did to your dino buddy

`We gotta scurry

oh no, kiki became a terrorist...

>>58834266
conker did that though?

>>58834291
Ira

you know what they say..... dirty deeds are done dirt choip

rape kiki's butthole

floorchamps nourished

She's full of pee

Kiki can i clean you off with my tongue?

princess puff had a little spill

`We got mugged!

>>58834791
By some fucking cave niggers

>>58834791
`Time for Kiki to show off her #1 Racist skills

why do the cavemen have hober boards

Simon bros..

Gotta go nini for work tomorrow, nini Kiki I love you!

>>58834872
I wonder if we could do a hoverboard for next divegrass

This parts not easy, good luck gigi

what i'm getting from this is to never let her drive a vehicle ever...

lava racing in a stone temple reminds of rayman 2
in fact the textures and the map geometry have a bunch of similarity too

>>58835040
but she's forklift certified...

>>58835040
Thats why she never leaves her house

>>58834919
goonite

>its dumb
>its hard
kiki stop talking about me and play the game

what the heeeck bumping into walls costs a life, that's cruel

heh get stomped on idiot

you must find the programmer and shoot him

alright guys, what is she supposed to do? what is the point of all of this?

`This is bullshit

the design and difficult of this game feel so random

woman driver

if those rock motherfuckers are looping, can't you just wait at the beginning and shoot them once they complete a lap? is this possible?

>>58835040
you're missing out

Protip: Don't crash into the pillar in the cave

>>58835898
that's impossible

`She's got it now! (-15)

yes please

this radical rabb is surfing on lava. and basically? you are a fucking loser. find out how to be like her for 5 easy payments of 300$

thats not the only part of you that is getting pumped today

`We fucking did it!

How the hell did i manage this as a kid

`Who the hell is that? (-5)

RADICAL RABB RADICAL RABB RADICAL RABB

>>58836495
it was the only game your parents bought for you over the course of two months and it was the only thing you played evrey day afterschool until eventually you brute force won every section

bye bye rabbi

`Raptor food

>>58836685
its too easy to make that mistake

*dramatic pause*

so humble

`Talking about her upcoming trip

24 hours with you, yes please

Kiki is going to be a hag now...oh no

>>58837397
lolibaba of age

dont feel bad about it kiki, we all have our things in the past, especially when your day of the year comes by..

>>58837397
>now

maybe play games with viewers? i would love to shoot kiki in minecraft!

Lets make it a happy day then, together we'll forget about all of lifes bs and just relax

waterboarding viewers rp with kiki!

Who are you again?

I'll never forget you Kiki
You've become such an important part of my life in the past year and a half, one would think we've known eachother for decades.

Some times its like i can still hear gigi

>>58837601
my onahole

>>58837601
I am (You).

Viewer call ins lets goooo

give the 24 hour stream a shot but dont be afraid to tap out if shit gets gay 12 hours in

Hey Twilight Sparkle
Make a bunch of friends already~

>>58837751
yeah this. i doubt she'll manage and that is fine

Love you kiki, you cute

>>58837775
I think kiki is like twilight sparkle because she's a nerd

`!Outro

okay so champ erp now?

RATE?!?!!?!?

>>58837847
are you one of those gays?

>>58837796
dont doubt her you fag, spending 24 hours with you fags is just hell

>>58837908
radical rabba/10

>>58837909
so what if i am, champ? what are you gonna do about it?

>>58837908
pissing on the moon/10

>>58837908
fucking hell they killed yoshi again/10

>>58837908
kiki love/10

>>58837847
Champs eating raisins and pineapples?
Sounds pretty humble
>>58837908
∞/10

>>58837908
dino will be remembered/10

>>58837908
radical rab does it again/10

>>58838012
kill u bcus your a fagget

>>58837751
maybe we could all get dinner or lunch at the same time depending on time zones, would be humble to all get pizza or something

>>58837908
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE RAREWARE/10

>>58838064
oh yeah? how are you gonna kill me, champ? you are small and cuddly and shit nesquik. silly bunny champ! who are you gonna kill!

>>58837917
if it's hell that means you agree?

>>58837908
i aint never seen anybody swazzle like that / 10

nini rabs, time to rest

Baker?

time to bake too IM ON IT

>>58838283
gotta burrow up for the winter

NEW

>>58838319
>>58838319
>>58838319

is this the latest kikicore wad version?
>>52781164
might give it another play before kiki streams it

>>58837908
piss disco/10

<a rare crouton has arrived>

>>58838543
NOOO

>>58838543
the stinkiest crouton

>>58838543
gigi grouton

>>58838401
It is. As said I haven't done much for it after the initial release waybackwhen but here's an old concept doodle as a bonus. I don't remember the thought process for it so don't ask.

>>58839032
indresding, i like behind-the-scenes stuff like that