/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

IMPREGNATE RANDON NEURING

Do not impregnate randon neuring.

whore

if you don't eat the kiwi skin you're a nerd, enjoy the delicious sour skin of the kiwi. So good. Just don't eat too many in a short period or your tongue will itch.

>>58808397
impregnate the rat anon

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN HUSKY
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

>>58808444
thats disgusting and unnatural like eating the peel of a banana

>>58808444
based fuck these pussies

>>58808515
it's nothing like the peel of a banana. it's far closer to the skin of an apple/pear.

I hate modern games so much

>>58808444
Fuck no, Kiwi skins taste weird. They're like discount Aussies.

>>58808584
You are either a penis haver or a penis taker, got it!?

Randon 2.0

Holy shit I'm fucking crying

>can i just spend the entire game as a trucker
MILKS DOKO...

akashi is so cute

space trucker arc lets go

you just know he will pick adoring fan trait

>>58808950
>Randon has moved up from Forklift Certified to a CDL.
Holy shit, my boy is moving up in the world. Now HE is the trucker.

enter
geega

>>58809129
Tbh Kid Stuff, Hero Worshipped, and Wanted are the 3 best perks by far.

>>58809133
>Randon picks up wayward twinks off the side of the road
happy for him

holy fug. somebody post the randon faarquad edit, please

so does this mean we'll be getting more of that kind of art from milks once she wakes up

>>58809297
no

>>58809176
on second thought hearing that perk that doubles recruitment price (meaningless, you get most companions for free regardless, but even then credits don't matter much, and by the point you could hire more than you get for free you've got a million+ credits) but will sometimes auto-repair systems seems good.

how many people are gonna be upset he didnt choose their name i wonder

>>58809511
0

>>58809511
no one cares

>>58809555
good. ive seen fans of vtubers get upset at times because of things like that

>>58808584
>That time Dr Disrespect had a little baby tantrum, because of the 'Pronouns' options.

>>58809617
did he really kek

>>58809617
Ironically I'm more ok with "pronouns" because its optional and not required.

he keeps reading my messages i want to molest him so bad

he hates indians...

>sees a black man
>automatically wants to kill him
some things never change

this nigga so retarded

>I type in chat to shoot next to his head
He shoots next to his head
>I type in chat to shoot his dick off
He shoots his dick
Randon loves me

who's the bird guy?

>raids into a Hakka collab

>Raids DM and Hakka

>raids a collab with Hakka

>raids DM during a collab with Hakka
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uh oh

very excited for more orc disco

>>58810444
>>58810438
she wants to eat both cakes

>>58810435
He's a really cool bird!

Why is there 1500 viewers with 2 chatters

>>58810478
Its fine

do you think akashi sends him shit from /here/ too

>>58810583
100%

>>58810583
what if he is... here himself?

>>58810583
Definitely

>>58810438
>>58810443
>>58810444
>>58810478
I don't understand. Does Randon know him?

>>58810622
akashi get back to making ai art of yourself i need something to jack off to

>>58810583
Who do you think posts the Akashi AI porn

>>58810221
This image is good, but let's be honest. Randon is the Larry of his setting.

>>58810391
randon is that you?

>>58810583
AKASHI I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE LET ME BREED YOUR BUSSY, I HAVE BIG ARMS AND HANDS LIKE THE POKEMON YOU WANT TO SMASH YOU.

>>58810939
no it's me

>>58811172
whatever you say randon

>>58811446
That guy isn't Randon. I would know.

https://files.catbox.moe/s38ga7.png

>>58811814
dicks funky but good work

>>58811814
nice

https://puzzle.aggie.io/ToEvBq
Anon! It's time for your 4pm puzzle!

>>58812445
yes honey...

>>58811814
ToT

>>58811814
wow!

>>58811814
L-lewd!

>>58813656
bottom…

dead day tomorrow...i miss randon

>>58813656
You know you want that for yourself.

>>58814455
Everyone who was inspired by Randon to become a Vtuber can finally stream tomorrow since they're not gonna be trying to catch his streams. I hope 4milks has fun being a PNGtuber.

>>58814759
she unironically has a pretty cute model. i'd watch her

>>58814759
eventually there will be a dozen randonnite vtubers who all stream on tuesday only

i will become the first randonnite vtuber
aside from Janken Pomme

>DO YOU WANT ORC TO SMASH CHUBBA?
>DO YOU WANT ORC TO PIN DOWN CHUBBA?
>DO YOU WANT ORC TO FULL NELSON?
>DO YOU WANT ORC TO WIN BIG BELT?

Lord of the Board registrations open in a few weeks >>58756602 and I figured I'd reach out and see if this thread had plans of entering the green gentleman?

>What is "Lord of the Board?"
Lord of the Board is a simulated wrestling event via WWE 2K22. Hosted by /hfz/, it that pits various generals against one another in traditional (and sometimes unconventional) wrestling matches to determine who is the "Lord of the Board". Current champion is /asp/
>Do we need to own the game to partake?
Nope. If the general wishes to take part, you merely need to fill out the application once live and we'll make whatever it is you desire. Be as direct or graphic as you desire
>And if one of us does own it?
Follow the rule-set once live and make whatever your heart desires on behalf of /orc/ and the community here!
>Why us?
It only seems correct to witness a green orc wrecking havoc on tiny twinks and anime girls in a combat environment?

Take some time to think on it anons and have a pleasant day.

>>58814988
he seems pretty chill

>>58815071
>as direct or graphic
you know not what you ask

>>58815071
based thanks for reaching out
i'd personally love to see it just for the lulz if anything

>>58814886
rapeable

whoever chose this image for a puzzle your moms a hoe

>>58815788
:(

>>58816117
look at all those fat fucks behind him wau

>>58816117
cute

what color slime are you am lime green

>>58816387
orange

>>58816387
I change color depending on what starbucks latte im drinking
green = macha latte
pink = sakura latte

>>58816387
Grey

>>58816387
olive drab

>>58816498
I'm gonna paint you white.

>>58811814
Amen

>>58816574
yeah, he'll be in all white on our wedding day

Thank you for the art dumps
t.witterless

>>58816711
been meaning to scroll through old art from before and there's a lot of good ones. chu

>>58814886
I want milks to step on my tummy

>>58815071
This is based and I hope someone is autistic enough to build this for our general

>>58816698
>twink destroyer
ToT

>>58816854
You can be the autist to register. /hfz/ handle the actual autism in making him.

>>58816852
oh...

>>58817186
not sure what this image makes me feel

not sure what the text is referring to here kek

>>58814759
i want that autistic fish oji’s model to be finished

Did he have a meme tag before?

>>58817377
>applesauce
oh no

>>58817432
dont think so, pretty sure he just had the art and nsfw art tags

>>58817377
might do some orb pondering tonight...

https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1440578846818856960

>>58817432
nope. all he had was a nsfw tag and a regular art tag

>>58817612
imagine the smell

>>58817612
OL ORC SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>58817735
me on his shoulder

hope nobody cares im spamming these kek i dont wanna scroll back in the tag again

>>58816698
Here you go, sir!

>>58817787
we dont mind at all. we're in dead hours till Wednesday unless another Lando collab tomorrow
post to your hearts content

>>58817787
i'm >>58816711 and i appreciate it because elon doesn't want me to look at twitter anymore i guess

>>58818415

>>58818415
oops meant to reply with ELON HATE

>>58818699

ok last one for now. i reached the end of the tag and saved all the ones that caught my eye but there are more im juust lazy

>>58816698
>that stream where he ate penis shaped cookies and was embarrassed about it
cute whore that knows what he's doing

>>58818415
nitter still works without an account btw

>>58818836
thank god for Nitter though yaknow

>>58818792
jk one more

>>58818935
ToT thats me being kissed by randon!!

>>58818955
that's me. stop lying you whore

kiss randon
kiss randojis

>>58819096
randshonens... forgotten...

>>58819378
but i am a randshonen and i forgot to say i would kiss the mouse too chu~

>>58819448
but would you kiss me
t. randshonen

>>58819516
maybe...

>>58819599

DISTRESSED

>missed slut mention
>missed trucker mention


must correct with trucker art

>>58816783
anon...ill draw this but only for you chu~

>>58819690
i am glad youre filled with inspiration you crazy woman

>>58819690
hi milks we thought you died

>>58819920
Isn't it like pretty early morning for her still? Like 6 or 7am

>>58819660

>>58820148
kek

>>58820148
lmao nice

>>58820332

>>58820332
>>58820372
giwtwm

>>58819920
i had some side effects from the rabies shot i got yesterday, had to sleep it off

>>58820142
yep! 7am puzzling with anons

>>58820466
>rabies
i knew randojis were feral wild animals but..

>>58820466
How many rabies shots have you had to have at this point? It sounded like you've had multiple. Like, what I'm getting at next is, is this bad for your body long term?

>>58820332
these two circles shouldn't make me feel anything

>>58820894
The brain is impressively capable of abstraction.

>>58819378
>>58819448
>>58819516
>>58819599
randshounen yaoi ToT

Why is Cover cucking him out of using his L2D model?

embarrassed puppy lingerie randon forced into petplay pawing at u from under your desk

>>58821515
That's it, I'm shoving big ham up anons asshole

>>58821721
HAM THE BABY
HAM THE ANON

>>58821515
did you forget to take your meds again

holding randon's orc dick while he pees ToT

I went back to watch the vod after I got back from work and Im glad to see randon was too preoccupied with suffocating himself instead of playing starfield.

How was the Starfield birthing stream? Was it any good?

>>58821781
TToTT in my mouth

>>58821950
pretty decent stream. we created one character but it was perfect enough that he didnt need to create another one
>>58809226

I feel like horny posting increases exponentially after Randon ends his stream.

>>58820741
i should really stick with tame randojis....

>>58820812
comes with taking care of pets and a lot of strays ToT i wanna save the animalsss

a round of the shots is 5x shots in a span of a couple of months, then you are "sort of" immune for the next 3 years. You still need 2 booster shots in the event of exposure to a bite w/in those 3 years

its not anything bad for your body in the long term, tho I do get nausea as a side effect everytime i get one - its why i slept early last night ToT

https://puzzle.aggie.io/ToEvBq puzzle 1
https://puzzle.aggie.io/ENKTV3 puzzle 2
something for anons to work on if youre not making art and/or you have nothing else better to do

>>58822048
then stop arousing me or i'll hornypost you too

>>58821950
wonderful

I kind of like how unapologetically horny and gay you weirdos are

>>58822292
me too

>>58820894
ToT

>>58822292
As a bisexual male the men here are just more fuckable so I have no choice to be gay

>>58822292
why would i be apologetic about that

stretch marks started appearing on my thighs

>>58822868
Is there an obvious reason?

>>58823092
gym but i'm insecure

>>58823122
In that case, relax, bro. You're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it. t. /fit/

i miss randon

need orc pee

>>58824098
...pissdonite

orc cock pee on my cock
pissing on each others cocks
piss frotting

>>58824583
pissmite/pissnite
landon/randon

>>58824641
ToT but also kek

>>58824641
>pee on my cock
pee is supposed to go into the mouth

>>58816686
fuck off hes my husband

is it weird that doing puzzles with other anons is the best part of my day

>>58825349
a bit sad yeah

>>58823122
Don't worry about it. I myself have cellulite near my thighs and butt even though I've been working them out. I was feeling conscious whenever I wore shorts until someone hit on me and said they were like tiger stripes. It was silly but it was nice. Try associating your marks with positive things.

>>58825349
i mean we're all on 4chan regularly, so

>>58825349
It implied that your life is stale and/or lonely. It's sad, but I'm glad the anons can at least help you get a good mood.

>>58825179
i want to take him on dates to bakeries and clothing shops and sample bits of aged cheese with wine in comfy autumn weather clothes in a cobblestone pathed city. you want to lewd him for your own selfish sexual fantasies. we are not the same.

>>58825578
>lewd him for your own selfish sexual fantasies
incorrect fucker
i want to walk around the city with him talking and laughing about stupid shit, i want to have a snowball fight with him in winter then make him some soup if he gets a cold, i want to cuddle him every night and i want to knit him a cute sweater and blanket to keep him warm

>>58825578
that does sound nice...

>>58825578
What am I if I want both

>>58825851
fine maybe we can share him then >:(

>>58825578
I wanna play video games with him in the same room together on different PCs and both of us have stripped down to our undies bc the PCs have made the room so hot. It's 4am and we're both deliriously tired with at least 2 and a half boxes of Little Caesars pizza eaten between the two of us and various kinds of generic brand 2 liter sized soda bottles littering the room that we've been drinking from. We don't even remember how many hours have passed at this point

>>58825984
as long as you can accept im the favourite

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200 km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200 km event is called a randonneur.[1][2] The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia.

So, anyone who's gotten into this industry, is there any kind of estimate on how long making a VTuber model from scratch takes? Half curious and half coping about Randon still being a sphere.

>>58825349
if its keeping you occupied and happy then I dont see anything weird about it. unless you're forcing people at gunpoint to put puzzles together with you

>>58826202
PUT THE PUZZLES IN THE BAG

Hate Professor Lando

>>58826202
no thats me forcing you all to do my horrible puzzles

>>58826202
i have a parasocial relationship with anonymous puzzle players

>>58825349
nah it's lit

>>58826202

>>58826806
kek

>>58826806
holy kek this is amazing

i have never opened a puzzle link from here in my life
because i'm shy :(

>>58826806
lol

>>58826979
you should

you guys this was supposed to last until tomorrow night...

>>58826979
dont be shy only some of us bite

>>58827274
Make harder puzzles, /orc/ is the smartest thread.

>>58827274
Absolutely zero faith

>>58827274
i mean i would have made it with more pieces but i think anons here would have reached through my monitor and strangled me

>>58826806
kek wtf

i gotta go be an adult for a while but ill join a puzzle if anyone else makes one. i dumped a ton of art here today so we should have plenty of choices

>>58826979
just put some variation of anon, and they won't say anything directly toward you

>>58826170
Dorito-flavored merch/memberships don't close until the 30th so I'd wait at least another couple weeks to see if anything happens then

Does Lando usually stream Monday nights? Any chance of a collab?

>>58828118
"I’ll be focusing on making YouTube videos for some partnerships for the next few weeks.

Streaming schedule will be inconsistent until sometime in October. But I’ll still popping in with Randon when I can. I’ll see you soon!"

>>58828213
NTA but thanks for the info. I was asleep when he streamed last night and haven't watched the VOD

>>58828264
It's a tweet

randon lando mpreg

>>58828891
ToT

>>58828861
Well, you can see I haven't checked his Twitter today either, kek. Thanks though.

ive fallen ill and the only cure is a randon stream

>>58828861
He said the same thing in the stream and didnt mention anything for today.

he has a transformation fetish
thats why he is a ball

>>58829801
i hope he actually does slowly add more orc features over time until one day he roleplays hatching out of the orb

>>58829801
ToT

getting drunk on cheap whiskey and talking about life with randon neuring

>>58830167
And then molesting him while hes too drunk to refuse ToT

>>58830167
getting drunk and going fishing with him in complete silence TuT

>>58830347
how did I not see this coming...
we actually start wrestling cuz it was getting too sappy and being real with your feelings is gay

>>58830683
And then molesting him when you have him pinned down ToT

>>58830769
milks go work on your comms and porn already

>>58830919
I dont have the artistic skills to be 4milks

>>58830769
my pure bro bonding time... corrupted

randon needs his own pantsu line i need to be slut in my home terrain instead of away

>>58831341
he should also bike with them on for a week before shipping them

>>58831501
shota randon...

>>58831501
is this the andon lovechild

>>58831501
fujo randon my beloved. i need to feed him a nice big plate of burgers and fries or something

>>58831471
thats erotic but i want to wear them

>>58831576
the butt baby isreal

i want to tease randon neuring until he gets fed up and rapes me

>>58832422
i wrote this

giant randorb drifloon kidnapping shota lando

>>58810438
>>58810443
>>58810444
>>58810478
Yeah, that was pretty cool. I watched the rest of their collab as well.

>>58831668
They disappeared for 2 months due to buttbirthing complications.
The child appears to be at an advanced stage of development despite being newly born.
Perhaps the B-section was extensive to accommodate the large size of the child and may explain the drastic changes in appearance of the parent(s).
There was speculation >>55892285 that each parent carried half of the child, which, if true, might explain the additional complexity of the buttpregnancy and the changes in both parents.
I eagerly await the case report from leading scientists recruited for the procedure.

randon neuring

ITT:
>space trucker randon
>4milks stopped from going rabid
>priest/orc porn
>randon art dumps
>poetry competition for ratslut's hand in marriage
>orc pee
>puzzles at gunpoint(?)
>increasingly specific fantasies involving the streamers and anons in this thread
never a dull moment here kek

>>58833998
just another day

randon neutering

>>58833998
just you wait for the or/k/s to force you to puzzle at actual gunpoint
the image of a bunch of armed warchief orcs forcing a group of intellectually disabled orcs to solve a puzzle is making me giggle

>>58835570
>intellectually disabled

>>58835570
>intellectually disabled orcs
this is 4chan, you can call a retard a retard here ya fucking retard

>>58835356
ToT

>>58835804
>>58835945
i thought it was a funny juxtaposition using big words to describe something already known to be retarded…sory…

>>58835945
NTA but "intellectually disabled" has a slightly different utility. It specifies clinical retardation, whereas Retard's slang meaning of a mere dummy can leave the speaker's intent ambiguous. Granted, making that specification purely to appease others would be retarded.

>>58836844
Also, "disabled" is a legal status, which is important in some contexts.

how do i have sex with randon neuring

>>58837806
>Step 1: be fat, greasy trucker
>Step 2: offer him a dollar

>>58838563
im broke and a twink, what do

>>58838595
have sex with me

>>58838595
It's Randover, I'm afraid.

>>58838670
you would have to pay me a lot to have sex with a fat randonite

>>58838955
Look at this one playing hard to get

i... i miss... i miss....

>>58840192
shut up yellow fuck

>>58838955
bratty twink
needs fat sweaty randoji correction

>>58838955
good thing i’m not fat

why is /orc/ so horny for each other?

i can't see the starfield stream on twitch

>>58842752
Sexual frustration from the lack of an orcish hunk. The orb phase lasts so long...

>>58842752
it's just a bit except for 4milks she's just insane

>>58842898
Randon hasn't been archiving his streams on twitch for the last few streams. No explanation why.

>>58842752
Like their oshi, they're autists who are sweet, but so alone and touch starved that they start to love people who show them basic kindness.

>>58843332
stop calling me out please

>>58843332
accurate, i am one of these

also, i can't believe my edit was prophetic

who up charging they crystal

>>58843332
>never said no to anyone who asked me out
>ended up ghosting half the people who did because they were way too clingy/constantly needed to talk/do things together
true

>>58843347
I only know because I am you.

>>58843155
quite true desu

>>58843774
i exorcise you!

>>58843332
i am parasocial for /orc/, yes

>>58843804
n-no......defeated by holy powers

>>58844152
No....come back milks....

>>58844152
chupada

>>58844197
>>58844278

>>58840192
you miss who huh HUH?

>>58844152
>>58844365
the fuck is that. Onion fairy lookin ass

>>58844365
very well...

putting in bread

>>58844500
AYIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Puzzle anyone?
https://puzzle.aggie.io/1qrAEp

>>58845018
at work rn sorry

he should play risk or rain 2

>>58844365
u first

>>58844569
i missed you bakeranon

>>58845418
i literally baked this thread we're in what do you mean

>>58844365
I thought about giving you a bit, as a treat, but I don't know that you've earned it, sorry.

>>58846121
you have painted a target on your back

hey /orc/ post your strong biceps

>>58846488
>your
>strong
>biceps
choose two

>>58846646
I want you to be strong/healthy and not risk doxing yourself /here/.

>>58846488
you arent fooling anyone 4milks

>>58846661
Much appreciated.

>>58846646
>your strong
:D

bread
>>58846688
>>58846688
>>58846688

>>58846681
My strong is will to live.