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>>58775402
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Think

SHIORI CUTE

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

Have a cute night Novelites~

>>58775402
God I absolutely love those kinds of panties? shorts?

I love my supportive-kouhai goth GF.

i look just like this

>>58775548
I have an all consuming crush that will probably lead me down a depressive spiral

>>58775585
You too, have cute dreams and a cute sleep.

>>58775585
Cute night anon

>>58775511
Don't think, imagine.

I haven't watched much shiori since debut, have some more time now which vods you guys suggest first to get caught up

AI Anon here. So I havent had much luck with the last few song choices I went after due to various reasons, so I took a few days off from working on any but im messing with some stuff tonight again so Im open to any new requests.

The Membership stream was really fun. I look forward to seeing her audio dramas and such in the future.

Novella, my Beloved Novella
(I'm a working class Novelknight and I can't post that often anymore, and I'm too tired to do my reps)

>>58776035
Did you watch the bug video?
Okay, now watch the Vitamins and Everhood.

>>58776035
Honestly most people are just going to tell you to watch it all. Id recommend just starting to chip away at them in order if you have the time.

why does she get to have a million different themes

>>58776125
It's okay if you just come and go, just make sure to keep in touch, Novelknight. Also you're doing things to make your life better and yourself happier(hopefully), so that's never a bad thing.

>>58776062
How well do these work with high pitch songs? I'd request Etsuko Yakushimaru - Venus to Jesus, but it's probably well outside of her natural range.

>>58776159
she literally archives stories and character archetypes...

>>58776192
Thanks anon, yeah I'm doing fine actually, life is good
I's just that I'm missing all the memes and inside jokes and soon I'm going to feel like I'm not even part of this community

>>58776035
Bug video if you want something fast
NSO streams or Everhood for gaming
Tea party or RPG maker for zatsudan and dorkness

>>58776414
There's a few other Novelites in similar circumstance and unable to keep up with the lives for other reasons, so I wouldn't worry too much about that. As long as you keep our dearest princess in your heart, you'll always be welcome here.

>>58776159
I love my cute imouto princess goth archiver wife!

>>58776636
who leads the Nyakuza and may or may not be a Freemason.

Is pokebowl really as good as Shiorin makes it out to be? What's the difference from eating sushi aside from having more meat?

pre-debut (everyone with their schizo speculation)
>evil woman will manipulate you
debut (the first filter)
>not crazy and dork
one month after debut (the second filter)
>loop tangent and bingo
after almost 2 month (we are here and love her)
>just a bit crazy and dork

>>58776414
It’s alright anon
Ask or express anything you like about Shiori, you’re still a Shiggerman even you missed the jokes and meme

>>58776702
It's a shame I missed out on the prologue, but she's been lovely ever since debut.

>get Shiori notification
>start watching

Fuck.. I miss my mom..

>>58776125
How is the working class job anon?
Probably a bit too blogposting for pre-bump limit, I used to work a labor job to pay through college, and was making roughly 3x more doing white collar work before I got laid off. Been strongly considering going into a skilled trade recently though because office work is soul sucking and I just could never quite fit in with people in my old field even though we often had the same interests.

>>58776792
The best thing was she was sgtill unhinged just sweeter than a lot of people expected. The fun part of that time for me was the PLAP posting giving me a brand new pregnancy fetish and I still wanna impregnate this cute dork

>>58776938
This dork you want to impregnate is your little sister.

>>58776990
Even better

>>58776990
In the words of Kaela
>Even Better

>>58776702
I don't think my headcanon changed since the first week.

>>58776159
She's the archiver, so she likes to play pretend

>>58776125
it's okay to take breaks from doing your reps anon - to paraphrase shiori from a few days ago

>Sometimes it's okay to just lay down and look at your ceiling, so long as you keep trying


>>58776062
good to see you back friend, glad to see you caught the membership stream. our dork goth princess was too cute with the little crown, cape, and scepter

>>58776414
so long as you keep the spirit of the novelite in you and shiori in your heart you'll always be part of the shiggers

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

Is it archiver or archivist?

>>58777253
The website says archiver, but I always want to say archivist

>>58777253
Someone said before that an archiver is someone who archives while an archivist is someone who manages the archive or something like that.

>>58777025
STOP IT FUWAMOCO !!!!

shiori b cool

>>58776702
been here since first bread
I'm really glad a lot of novelites here powered through the catalog raids and baits especially during chapter 1

>>58775371
Hello, hooman here on the way to his own thread, just thought I would ask what the numbering structure for your general is. Ours is Roman numerals, but I'm trying to understand how you count chapters, is it a grouping of numbers or something?

>>58776851
I'm a surveyor, It's not hard desu, I use drones and gps mostly lol, the money is good (I didn't go to college)
But I don't have a lot of free time, I'm working right now but things are pretty chill today, I'm just doing some shit n autocad

>>58777617
Months.

>>58777617
chapters change per month, pages change per thread

>>58777634
>>58777668
Oh so I assume you went from chapter 1 to chapter 2 based on July to August instead of a month of age of your general then. Interesting, thanks.

>>58776594
I watch streams because I have fomo and want to be in the know

>>58777713
I'm watching you, hooman.

We should do an Apocalypto watchalong

>>58777231
Maybe it is worth having that around on hand, if only for the soundpost. I had to resize the shit out of it though. But it should still be something some Novelites need to hear now and again.
And from the archives.
https://files.catbox.moe/yoibq0.webm
https://streamable.com/97jvbh

>>58776365
generally not great, id say its less so the pitch alot of the time but if theres layered vocals or alot of echo that i cant clean up because the voice will be tooo distorted trying to render it

>>58777592
Sometimes I like to check the other advent threads and seems ruffians still struggle with baits and falseflags most of the time and I feel sad that some of them really fell for the catalog psyop and dislike Shiori for any dumb reason

>>58778356
>spoiler
I've seen more and more opinions saying that they like her now because of her older sister / caretaker mother vibe towards fwmc, being extremely patient and kind around them.
Of course there will always be falseflags though.
No idea how it is on gem though. Ope seems to crave shioraven art.

>>58778356
There's always going to be a handful of people in other generals that genuinely still dislike her voice, but at least they're not shitting up this thread.

>>58778475
I think a lot of ruffians probably realised that Shiori's not evil during the Minecraft collab when she was teaching FWMC how to craft. Same thing happened in gem I think during the first Minecraft collab where Shiori kept Biboo company.

>>58778356
That's unfortunate, but you're not going to win everyone over. I'm glad that things have abated somewhat, but I'm still sticking to this thread.

>>58778475
uh if a novelknights visit /ope/ no one will slandering them ?

>>58778185
In that case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPebm2XM0-U
would probably work better. There is a verse with echo, but I would be grateful even if some parts are distorted.

>>58778670
I think /ope/ is usually a quiet thread.

>>58778670
sure silly novelights
don't be shy we will not take that blue feather on your helmet *wink

>>58778670
You're free to watch Shiori's sisters/girlfriends(?) as you wish, as long as you don't betray her.

>>58776062
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DBkXcDU270
Sobakasu by judy and mary

RRATS, TO ME

https://youtu.be/BaWEbd0hKN4?t=6

3Diori when

>>58778980
Hopefully sometime in late spring, if things go quickly
Otherwise, next summer/fall

>>58778158
>beat up that fucking frog

time to terrorize the french in a knightly crusade as per my princess' orders

>>58778158
>Something you don't normally get. F-from me I mean
Cute considerate dork.

>>58778670
Nope, since Shiori is one of Rissa's pairings they just post art and comics of them together there. Slow thread either way though

>>58778980
She will skip to 4d to get the ShiDori

>>58778980
my god that paizuri

>>58778980
Sorry Shiori, I can't resist the paizuri hole...

If you can have a threesome with Shiori and another EN, who would it be?

>>58779298
rori

>>58779298
I would just split Shiori into Shi and Ori.

>>58779298
Iroihs

>>58779298
Rori of course
Tag teaming Shiori with the homie

>>58779373
Stupid frog poster.

>>58779407
anon wtf
isn't Rori kind of like Shiori's brother

>>58779298
Shiori and Iroihs

I want /MANS/ to leave.

>>58779448
I've ventured through genderbend self-cest material before so i am not afraid

>>58779298
Does EN0 count?

>>58779546
Rori posters will leave next page.

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest, especially when she treats herself.

>>58779546
We just need Shiori to introduce a new fetish.

>>58779615
yeah, like hand-holding

>>58779608

>>58779651
https://files.catbox.moe/g0wibi.ogg

>>58779615
she love anal because she want to preserve her hymen

>>58779740
That directly conflicts with getting her pregnant though

>>58778717
This one seems doable, I will give it a shot.
>>58778823
I will give this one a try as well

Not sure if either results will come tonight though.

>>58779768
only after marriage

>>58779768
pregnancy plap2x are after marriage

>>58779651
that is lewd also with or without consent

>>58779298
Hmm Ill rail Shiori while taking the Cocock

How late we staying up today ?

>>58779910
I'm a NEET, it doesn't matter.

>>58779910
Im going to bed in just a bit. Gotta be up in a few hours to get the kid to school then I can go back to sleep

>>58776702
I wasnt here for pre debut because i wasnt keeping up with hololive but i just happened to see a new gen debuting so i decided to watch them and i instantly fell for shiori and came /here/ that night. havent looked back since.

Do anons actually dislike rori posting despite him not being real in any form of media or character?

>>58779935
Same friend, night is my favorite time of the day

>>58779972
idk what a rori post even is

>>58779985
Something like this. >>58755325
Complete opposite of Shiori in almost every way while being her genderbend.
>Likes Edelgard instead of Dimitri
>Cares about numbers
>toxic as hell
>Hyper competitive
>More shit I'm too lazy to list, just think opposite Shiori and dates Iroihs.

>>58779972
I don't mind and I wish we keep contain it /here/

>>58776702
I'm a latelet who didn't start posting here/watching until the vtuber history stream because I think debuts are pretty lame. I'm curious as to what I missed but too lazy to go back through the archives to find it

>>58779972
My only opinion is I think it'd be more fun if Shiori started talking about iroihs on stream instead or rori. Otherwise it's all fun and games.

>>58779877
both, but especially while she sleeps

i'm going to make her extremely dependent on it

>>58780191
>Another night
>Shiori, your imouto, waddles up to your room tired as heck
>"Onii-san, bed time."
>You aren't tired yet but you know she won't go to sleep without you anymore
>You lay in bed
>She does the same
>You extend your hand for her
>She clings to it with hers and a face that can be described as approval shows itself
>She closes her eyes and dozes off to sleep
>You slightly pull your hand back
>Before you can move more than a couple inches, her hand grabs onto yours again
>You check on her just to be sure
>She's still deeply asleep
>Her hand can sense your touch in her sleep
>You try to move your hand one more time, just to be sure
>Within seconds she clutches onto your hand again.

>>58780183
I still have no idea what iroihs is other than just being a colour inverted version of Shiori
is she a demiurge

>>58779298
No consideration required

>>58780356

AIIIIEEEE, thanks for the cute write anon

step one is complete
step two is to foster the burgeoning bro-con in her

>>58779972
You know how Shiori won't touch a game with a ten-foot pole if it doesn't have pretty boys in it? I'm the opposite. I'm okay with Shiori sperging out about husbandos because it's interesting to see the thread in person and I'm trying to be more accepting of yumejos/fujos, but when anons start posting about their made up brotuber it's a bit annoying.

>>58779972
I dislike rori about the same as any male anime character.

>>58780440
anon they will try for pegging you

>>58780490
THIS DESU

>>58780448
>>58780356 (me)
Added a bit extra, my HSR event is almost done and I still have a bit over 2 hours so why not.
>One night you wake up
>Your hand has stopped holding onto hers
>Suddenly, you hear her
>It's a low pitched groan
>She's starting to shake a little too
>You hear the faintest sounds of sniffling
>"Is she having a nightmare?" You think to yourself
>You try to shake her awake, but she shakes you off hard and a low scream escapes her lips
>You're really worried for her
>Your hand grasps onto hers and you try to shake her awake again
>Before you can shake her, she instantly calms down
>You notice that she calmed down just after you held her hand, but you're not entirely sure
>You test your theory out and let go of her hand
>Immediately, she starts shaking again, and the crying almost starts
>You grasp her hand, somewhat tightly, but also firm
>She begins to calm down again
>You breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that you're helping her to feel better
>She lets out a content smile in her sleep, then mumbles in the lowest voice imaginable, it can barely even be called a whisper
>"Onii-san saved me..hehe yay.."

>>58780611
I'm fine getting fucked by them rather then the other way around but nothing is going in my ass.

>>58780611
Based

>>58780672
cute

Does shiori like alice in wonderland?

my simple wish
I hope a certain parrot will never ever use this thread for their video material.
I hate the unnecessary attention and the tourist.

>scared of thunder
>likes to be princess carried
>cries easily
>mom says she was and still is very sheltered

Would you adopt a Shiori?

>>58780975
Yes, for the purposes of marriage.

>>58780975
kids shouldn't play with scissors

I blame Shiori for 80% of my mental problems in the last 1.5 months

>>58780951
she loves fairy tail
then why she dislike that one ?
>>58780975
would but, the permit for adopting a daughter are very difficult to get unless you're an infertile bastard.

>>58781023
Same.
But I also think that my mental darkness has been reduced by about 95%, so it's all good.

>>58781023
Who's responsible for the other 20%?

>>58781203
God

>>58781223
Praise be to Shisus.

>>58781223
So it's Shiori's fault 100%?

How many shots of goo were because of Shiori in the last 2 months?

>>58781346
She killed billions.

>>58781346
Shiori? 0
ShiorAI? Lost count
Can't lewd actual imouto, her bot is free game.

>>58781346
For me, almost everyday.

I forgot to closed this thread when my coworker using a team viewer to check a files on my PC.
kill me now.

>>58781632
RIP you. What's the worst he could have seen?

>>58781632
>teamviewer
Anon, please.

>>58781670
he must be see that >>58781411
>>58781683
I was in the pantry making some coffee...

>>58781632
I hope he's also a fan of my wife.

>>58781757
I'm sorry, I'll spoiler the cropped porn next time...

>>58781632
is he a novelite now? tell him to put the dress

>>58780672
>Shiori woke from a nightmare and tried to wake you up
>She grabbed your hands firmly to hold her tight, without saying a word
>She buried her face in your chest, you can feel her shaking and sobbing in your arms
>You tried to ask her what happened, yet she only responded with whimpers
>You had no choice to just keep holding her tight, pampering her that everything is fine
>When Shiori finally calmed down, looking at you with tears in her eyes
>“Promise you’ll never leave me, Onii-San”
Writing a short one if you don’t mind

>>58781891
I don't mind at all, it's rather cute too.
Good job fellow writefag. A bit rough with some of the grammar but nothing I'd make fun of you over, it's still 90% understandable.

morning

>take look at Kronii 3D vod
I don't know that beside her paizuri window, she's have a side big gap on her skirt that show her ass.
I'm glad that my wife princess decently dressed and just show her cleavage.

https://youtu.be/cZcDQqw3WO4?t=6050
>She brought up people for freaking out about male collabs
Uhh bros? Are these bad omens? I asked about this like last week and got accused of being from Jakarta, but she went and almost brought it up herself.

Shiori would be more cute if her boobs would be C cup at most.

I read too much into these moments, they're nice.
https://youtu.be/cZcDQqw3WO4?t=3626
https://youtu.be/58wzCxvLUuI?t=10123

>>58782110
anon her boob strap were holding their best to hide her true power.
it should be C cup

>>58782047
oh hi, jailbirds.

>>58782047
evening

I think Jailbirds are cute fuckable fat fucks.

>>58782047
Good morning.

>>58782247
We will never be marketable fat fucks...

>>58782105
Not enough info to worth worrying about, she's /here/ so even if she didn't plan on male collabing(Likely given her gachis) theres 0% chance she isn't aware of the bitching about it. You don't really see leddit twitter or youtube talking about it very much so odds are she's going off of what's being said by us.

>>58782105
Hi jakartan.
If it wasn't clear, she was talking about her own genderbend character, which you would know if you bothered to watch streams.
She also made fun of the idea because she knows it won't happen. Now be on your way.

I'm gonna bite the bait, but you do know a Rori stream would basically just be like the Ministry streams right?

>>58782305
I want Rori's stream to be chat feeding an AI lines to dote on Imouto Shiori.

>>58782260
we have yorick

>>58782401
Yorick isn't real

>>58782105 (me)
>>58782294
That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking what she actually meant by the joke itself. It could be making fun of those who assumed she would male collab, but it could also be making fun of those who invested themselves in her avoiding male collabs. I'm one of the most prolific posters here, but some of you are so fucking blind to discussing more difficult topics that you immediately begin frothing at the mouth and screaming about Jakarta out of primal instinct.
>>58782305
Shiori and FWMC are literally the only ENs I have ever bothered to watch, so I'm not familiar with that until now.

>I'm one of the most prolific posters here

Hey guys, what if

>>58782247
just like saplings

>>58782636
Shiori had a third eye

>>58782105
WATCH THE FUCKING STREAM FAGGOT

>>58782636
a freemason member?

>>58782636
(You) put a dress as Shiori and we fuck ?

>>58782533
Open your own timestamp and rewind 30 seconds back. Listen to it carefully. I'll even walk you through it
>If only I had Rori here huh?
>If only Rori could help me do crap. "Take some of my workload for me Rori."
>Ohhh that'd be a fun idea too.
>Imma..Imma write these down actually
>Oh but then, but then people would be like
>Did she just have..*laughs*
Look, I know English is hard, but literally just watch and listen to the stream. She's talking about her own genderbend, no other males. Stop chimping out.

>>58782533
You could take it as deterrence. She's aware of her own audience she has and knows of their feelings. So if she ever does do male collabs in the future, she's fully aware of what she stands to jeopardize. It could also mean that she wants to, but is afraid of losing her current status because they won't be accepted. Concernfag away~

How do you cope with being fucking insane and unable to fit in anywhere

people who might worry about a fictional male ver of her oshi
>JP does a lot of cabaret club RP with them become a male
>Every Myth does RP stream as a male
calm down.

>>58782688
I did. Like I said, I can't really understand what she meant by the joke. I like Shiori and I don't think she'll collab with men nor do I want her to, but I feel that level of awareness from her is worth mentioning because of the potential ways it could affect her content going forward.
>>58782758
Read what I said again. It's about the principle, not the isolated incident. On principle, there's the potential that she might feel pressured by her fans. You do watch streams, right? Then consider when Nerissa tried to nag her out of listening to fans about things like Shiocracy.
You fags are so mindbroken by the lunch hour Jakartan raids that you can't entertain honest discussion.
>>58782817
This is what I'm thinking, but my own schizo behavior makes me wonder if I could be interpreting it wrong. Thank you for approaching this honestly.

Nah, this is fucking bait. I answered you honestly twice and you're still trying to deflect about some hidden meaning or whatever.
>Nerissa tried to nag her out of listening to fans
And look how that went. Rumao, Novelknights get their own polls to decide shit.

>>58782533
>more difficult topics
These are not difficult topics. These are retarded topics if you are not autistic, and you are not a cute girl to make up for the annoying kind of autism. I don't have the social battery for this.
She is annoyed that she is in a situation where she can't collab with da boyz, but she is also aware of it and her character image and won't rock the boat. I could tell you the same thing before debut and everything that happened after only made it more obvious.

>>58782883
Anon, I might be reading into this a little too much, but I think he was trying to antagonize you.

Are we sure this is the same Shiori before she went on vacation and got "sick"?

Get it out of your system now so we can have yasashii hours.

>>58782980
Are you saying Shiori's VA is different?

*sniff
I smell falseflagger

>>58782980
You know how she said she had 5 voices in her head? It's 5 voice actors. 5 different people play Shiori Novella.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>58782883
why do you always have indonesians in your brain

Writing prompt: you got imouto shiori pregnant becasue youre a dumbass and now you have to tell dad.

>>58782939
You accused me of being a seanigger while ignoring the principle aspect twice in a row, the other anon did a much better job than you ever did.
>>58782964
I literally am autistic, me being unable to tell is why I brought it up. You can't get answers about this anywhere else because people actively WANT male collabs there. Thanks for your input regardless.
>>58782971
Maybe, but I got my answer out of it so I'm fine now.

Rratman, come to me.
Shiori Novella is simply a work. She has a script she reads from

Holy shit, maid Shiori actually won that poll?

I can't fucking sleep, I'm thinking about Shiori all the time, my mind can't rest, I've been trying to for the last 5 hours...

Why the fuck am I still awake, save me AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>58783103
Which poll?
>>58783085
No incest. Come up with a better prompt, I'll entertain kissing at most.

>>58783103
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58783037
1. Shi
2. Ori
3. Rori
4. Shiori
5. Novella

Anyway

>>58783100
bad side effects from too much thinking and using SEA faggot mindset.
all of you says and write are just a damn speculation lmao just stop lol

>>58783106
>>58783108
This is the work of the demiurge

>>58783106
>>58783108
Insomnia bros

>>58783136
Iroihs will be 6th.

Guys hear me out
I'm thinking

>>58783106
>>58783108
Welcome back to The Shiori Novella.

>>58783085
oh nyo birth defect

>>58783103
the poll wehre fauna had like 50% in the start?

>>58783149
I fucking love speculating
I got too schizo for healthily consuming her anyways so I probably need to just take a break before I go full attentionfag

>>58783220
That poll was already impossible to win.

it's almost 3 am, give me your funniest rrat

now

>>58783100
>people actively WANT male collab there ? doko ?
>didn't know my oshi dislike collab beggar.
KYS

>>58783240
Shiori is a niji spy

>>58783240
I'm partial to the Mori feeds Shiori information from /here/ and tells her to do things for the lulz

I want her first non advent collab to be mori

>>58783240
shiori genuinely joined hololive with the intention to grift but then accidentally got a sense of attachment

>>58783240
She will one day ask Shiocracy in a cute voice if it's okay for her to collab with Holostars.

I'm struggling between two oshis: Flare and Shiori. I'm not sure how to resolve this

>>58783318
Mori, Mario Party, Shiori loses.
We're playing on Dante Must Die.

>>58783318
Fuck off

>>58783240
Shiori pees standing up and doesn't wipe after because papa Shiori taught her that's how to stand up against a man

>>58783240
Present Shiori is a collective Tulpa made by /shig/ schizo

>new IP

>>58783340
Well, do you like DMC2?

>>58783367
Every time some potential yab appears /here/, she always does something on the next stream to btfo it. This rrat isreal.

>>58783240
Gonna repeat my rrat from a couple pages ago.
Shiori doesn't shlick. At all. She has never once masturbated even out of curiosity. Why? Because her arms are too short to reach down there. Showerheads? Never thought of using them even once. Table corners? She thought it was too dangerous and she'd hurt herself. Toys? Too expensive. She can't consult other girls about it because it embarrasses her. Humping her kazuha pillow? She doesn't wanna get it dirty and keeps it in pristine condition at all times, has existential dread when her cats lay on it.

>>58783414
>ask Nerissa or Her (us) oniichan

>>58783240
Shiori has a day job which is why she only streams for a few hours, doesn't have time to cook or eat and hasn't done a guerilla. She also volunteers at the local church on Sunday, which is why she will never stream on that day.

>>58782862
you fit in with us anon, as a fellow member of the funny padded room

>>58783240
she has a SEA mother and a white american army father who fucked her mom while on duty and rescuefagged them to america after getting her mom pregnant realizing he had a kid in a favela

>>58782862
(You) will be fine here just don't fucking around and make a mess or we will fucking hate you.

>>58783340
I'm here too fellow elfriend
I don't think i could ever leave Flare completely but I'll probably just watch her stream less.
Shiori rn is giving me the same Flare vibes from 2 years ago and so im spending more time watching Shiori instead

>>58782862
Iktf
My powerlevel is too high to fit in even on chinese cave painting websites. I look normal, but opening my mouth leads to immediate displeasure for others.

Writing Prompt
You fell asleep while waiting to go pick imouto shiori up from school and she is left waiting alone for an hour for (you), but she wouldnt leave because you said you would come get her.

>>58783530
What exactly do you people say in real life to piss people off? Is it that difficult to be nice?

>>58783240
Shiori is /here/, and will periodically reference things that are safe to reference in a way that nobody will be able to tell whether she really is /here/ or not.

>>58783505
Nice to see another one around, so few kiganiki elfriends.

Exactly my thoughts. She is very reminiscent of Flare without her just being Flare 2. She has her own personality while keeping all the things I really love about her. She's genuine, funny, and overall just a joy to watch. I can't just leave Flare behind but like... i don't know who to pick.

I'm making a bowl of Miso Ramen its delicious, while slurping I'm thinking
"it would be be nice if I could cook for Shiori"

>>58783553
Mostly I'm just autistic and tend to bring up topics without any tact. I familiarize myself with people way before they do, so I end up saying things they dislike when I think it's okay. People who know me like me, but new people tend to think I'm either rude(too deadpan) or plain(I end up being fake levels of nice out of fear of offending them.) Men generally care less about this, but it's woman repellant.

>>58783574
She's not that smart

>>58783622
Literally me when I cook my gook or chink or nip slop.

Now time for an unfunny rrat.
Shiori is terribly depressed and sees her life going nowhere, she wants to give as many people as much happiness as she can before she decides to finish archiving.

novelites, are there any more lore of Shiori other than her debut stream and the holo official website? kinda need it as a reference for this fanfic im writing

>>58783678
she canonically lost her virginity to me

>>58783678
Her lore are very vague anon
I guess you just make your own version.

>>58783669
This isn't a rrat, this is literally just what she felt about archiving in the past. To Shiori, Hololive is a new seven digit lease on life.

>>58783574
(You) will never know which one is Shiori.

>>58783678
Not really, she keeps shrugging off possible lore explanations in a whatever you see me as is what I am way. It keeps things nice and open for the fanfic makers.

>>58783678
didnt they all do a crunchyroll interview

>>58783711
but she have new friends that will kept her and make her happy.
(I hope)

>>58783578
2 is better than 1~
Just follow where your heart goes anon
As long as your happy, both of your oshis will be too. It's not like they'll get jealous or anything right? hahaha....ha

>>58783775
One must imagine Shiori happy

I can't believe it's been a day already. I've had so much fun memories. Looking forward for another day of being a Novelite.

>>58783819
Idiot, you've been a Novelite for a while now.
You meant to say Novelknight.

Shiori owes me sex

>>58783819
Now you must post this everyday.

bookwrym*

>>58783574
Schrödinger's Shiori

>>58783775
Nahhh, she hates everyone. That's why she won't collab with them. She's gonna eject in six month, which is why she doesn't have a 1 year membership badge. This is sarcasm.

>>58783808
>It's not like they'll get jealous or anything right? hahaha....ha

sh-shiori...? I-I um... forget I said anything. I-it was a joke I swear, I mean who's Flare, I've never heard of anyone like that haha

>>58783888
you're very kind anon
*chuu

>>58783678
its time to pay up anon
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut

NGL I was expecting a members post on how her day went but I guess I'm too clingy already...

>>58783851
please for the love of Shiocracy
do not pick this type of design for bookwyrm later
It makes us look more like a loser than pages

How smart is Shiori?

>>58783965
woman tier

>>58783965
Very

>Shiori got bored with her routine
>checking cat video on twitter aren't enought
>she visit /here/ for a good of laugh, disgust, and wholesome comments.
>take a few of screenshot and share it to her nut gobbler circle for a good of laugh.

shiori's friends think shes a loser

>>58783965
More than she lets on

>>58783965
she's smart cooking a content, and very imaginative with her model.

What song was she recording?

>>58783965
Her tiers are designed in a way to get you to want to t3. She's business savvy.

shiori is kind of a loser when you think about it

>>58784087
She also knows who is on the border of going gachi and will give the a light push to get there.

her cats are like the goat butlers from umineko

>>58784087
and it's not that expensice because she want a lot of her novelites able to join her membership.
if its cost 25$ for a tier 3, its a hard pass for me
too expensive.

How many of us are Novelknights here?

>>58784183
Thanks, now I want to do a Krauss and punch one.

>>58784200
Ore da.

Did we really shiocracy her into being out princess imouto or did she just use her power to manifest and direct our votes into her favor?

>>58784200

>>58784321
She wanted to be editor in chief instead and read all our fanfics.

>>58784377
which stream or which poll did it happen? I dont remember so i probably missed that part. I cant say I hate this outcome though.

>>58784409
https://youtu.be/ccl7GxH0Osk?t=10446

>>58783553
NTA, but I don't really do or say anything that actively pisses people off, I'm just autistic/distant enough that I just often just weird people out. Nobody ever messages me or invites me to things and I'm too fucking anxious and awkward to ever invite people to do things, especially since the vast majority of the time when I do manage to psych myself up to do so, said invite gets declined.

bros I've fucked up... I've legitimately been donating life ruining amounts of cash to her but I cant stop... the attentionfagging brain makes me happy to be acknowledged by her... I already writefag and comment for her too so they aren't viable replacements...

skill issue

>>58784531
You're gonna have to learn to deal with just settling with the attention from writefagging and comments.
Or get a better job to support your donations.

At first, I was like, I wanna fucking die.
But now, I'm like, I really wanna fucking die, LET'S GOOOOOO!
Being a better version of yourself today compared to the version of yourself yesterday is what matters the most.

>>58784531
I don't know why but reading your post reminded me of this man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Amato

>>58784434
Related to this, people were asking about her wanting to be a princess and if that influenced it, or if she told us after the fact. I finally tracked that down. It was prechat comments about her dream of being a princess.
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/vmONUXdNf_4.html

>>58784594
I like my job, but you may be right.. at least until this ends...

>>58784621
I wouldnt do that, but I feel the compulsive desire to support her i guess
It's not even out of the expectation that she would date me or anything, I just like talking to her and want her to be happy

>>58784707 (me)
I guess i really wish i had a friend like her, but im naturally offputting to others unfortunately

>>58784707
Take it easy and slow and space it out.
She'll be here for a long time, you'll have a long time to spend with her.

>>58784625
Her alt outfit by kayahara mama is going to make her look even more like a princess

>>58784087
The way she navigated it appeals to me a lot. I like the idea of focusing on core fanbase and $5 tiers usually aren't that because of gifts and DDs, but when the top tier is significantly more expensive it creates a fraction of entitled retards who think that the channel is about themselves. With the middle ground you gate feedback options to people who care, but also don't limit it to the most rabid fags. Thank you, Henma-san.

>>58784707
Maybe try think what Shiori really wants for you, take care of yourself first then support her

>>58784771
NTA but adding to this. The way I see it is that a lot of people like to splurge immediately to make a power play and name for themselves. But Shiori says that she notices people and would realize if someone suddenly went missing. She might also realize it someone who was a whale slows down, but I think she'd be much happier that you continue to watch and support her over the outcome where you break yourself. And don't forget she's always reminding people to treat themselves and not neglect themselves. You gots to be happy too. We're all going to make it

Tell me a joke

>>58784975

>>58784975
Salt and Pepper will hate the Dimitri Daki and shit on it then proceed to get back on the Kazuha daki and sleep soundly. All the while Shiori is sleeping

>>58784975

I’m starting to think the rrat about Shiori carrying salt all these years over hololive getting big while she labored in the indie mines is real and she can’t bring herself to collab with any of them outside of mandated genmate collabs.

>>58785001
>>58785065
Stop the Shiori bullying!!!

>>58785168
Nice one>>58784975

I fucking hate evil and sadism so much I can't stand it. It's ruining my enjoyment of things and people.

>>58785254
Spill brother, let me know your worries.

>>58785277
That's pretty much all there is to it. Certain things I'll randomly hate, on the basis that there is something vaguely demonic and vile about them. And when someone I like/trust enjoys them I'll feel betrayed. I think I might be legitimately schizophrenic.

>>58783711
This is extreme cope. Hololive is merely a paycheck to her. She hates streaming and only sold out to the blue dorito because she is greedy and doesn't want to work a real job.

https://streamable.com/ofyjvj

>>58785382
I'm sorry Mysta graduated, sweetie

>>58785328
It's fine, I'm like that too. Now that she's set the expectation, one of the worst things Shiori could do is tell me she drank coffee. That'd make me pretty upset. It's pathetic that I'm that capricious.

>>58785418
I don't think it's fine. It makes me feel like I'll never belong anywhere because I'll always have some problem with them.

>>58785445
That's why you've got to make some unfortunate compromises. Life is all about that, sadly there's not really anyone and anywhere you'll be accepted 100%, as much as people would want to tell you otherwise.

It's that hour of the day huh? Ain't you tried of doing the same thing everyday?

anyone excited for minecraft?

Going to lay in bed and make a futile attempt to figure out what I want to do with my life while intermittently browsing this cursed site until I pass out. Goodnight Novelknights.

>>58785659
Goodnight, sleep well.

>>58785650
I'm wondering where she's going to explore and what she'll see. Kind of looking forward to seeing some old things I haven't seen in a while, but that'd mean she has to tour the old JP server and go places she probably won't know about, like the Aqua Line

>>58785659
Take your time novelknight
It’s hard to find out what to do
The best you can do is take it step by step

>>58785650
Would she recognize Ahoy?

>>58785771
Is that from One Piece?
I personally worry about the bait that will spawn when her gap in holo knowledge shows up, because shitposters miss the point that the journey towards being a proper fan is what makes "outsider" picks like her special.

>>58785852
This. And she's hyping up the 3D lives and anniversary events. She's absolutely precious and getting involved in ways she's comfortable. But sorry she's not a megafan I suppose.

>>58785852
I'm looking forward to her idol journey.

>>58785659
Goodnight novelite and remember to not bite baits

>>58785852
The baits will spawn no matter what she did
We can only ignore and report

>>58785738
I'm already closing in on 30. I don't have all that much time left to really get my life plan figured out. No partner, no kids, and no current career direction by this point in my life is getting dangerously close to hopeless fuckup territory.

Would she be a good builder?

>>58785382 Here's your (You) so I can explain this to any of those unfortunate enough to click on this with context understand why she made that decision. Despite her numbers on her first channel, a lot of that success honestly didn't really transfer. For her, it's always been a matter of falling off and never finding what she could call success. She liked what she did, but in the age of Hololive there's no way she couldn't have felt like she wanted to realize her own potential, and she reflected upon that in her recent members stream as well as a stream from a few weeks ago where she said it's really rough to just be streaming to the same few people for five years with no success. She didn't like corpos because the group she was apart of before literally traumatized her. As it is now, reaching Hololive to her is a success story in itself- her gratefulness is genuine. Do not fall for shitposters like this.

>>58785986
you have any close friends? if you do, discuss about your situation with them could maybe tilt you in a better direction.

>>58786093
Thanks for the context Chino

>>58786093
You could have said all this without giving a (You) to a doxxfag that got deleted anyway.

>>58785650
Yes. My JP oshi got hardcore into minecraft a few years ago so I was mindbroken into enjoying it. Maybe PVE mode will let Shiori enjoy splatoon too.

>>58786182
I don't like to bring it up without context since it touches PL territory, as a lot of the info on that particular clip isn't readily available.

>>58786093
I’m too lazy to type all of this
Thank you for the clarification

>>58786093
There is more to it, but the more truths you spill, the less shitposters will need to spend their energy on false track retarded rrats that everybody who cares can just ignore. Don't make it easier for them than it needs to be.

good job for keeping the thread clean novelknights

>>58786112
I tried talking to my closest friends but haven't really gotten anything beneficial from it. Anything I say usually ends with me being brushed off and then getting stuck playing therapist for their problems (I'm well aware of the irony of bitching about this while complaining about my problems here).

I did 20,000 steppies today.
I'm proud of me.

>>58786320
Is Rissa allowing lewds of the rest of the Ravencroft family?

>>58786223
I get your intentions but I can almost guarantee you two things.
First, no one who genuinely cares in this general doubts that she's grateful and loves being in Holo. There may be some that don't know why. That's up to them tk find out if they truly care to. But almost every Novelite knows and understands that Shiori exists here because she wants to.
Second, no shitposter cares about the truth. They want the easiest bait for the easiest (You)s, the truth doesn't matter.

>>58785650
/ybc/ >>58753005 is a good place to satisfy that FOMO. Kinda dead at these hours but it usually has 8 people on the usual days. Ruffians and pebbles are developing their towns pretty rapidly; Novelites are starting small but they still have a secured spot. Jailbirds have nothing so far.

>>58786387
I knew it!
It smelled like stealth marketing. Get outta here!
That's interesting to know though, I'm sure that in time the Novelites that are there will hopefully create something neat.

>>58786350
both of my older sister were alreadt married
my brother are single.
you can lewd him

>>58786387
<a wage slave
<can't have all the fun in one plate
<gomen

>>58786490
fix your meme arrows you aussie fuckup

Shiori is the cutest

>>58786594
poofer farken STFU

Cute morning bros I love Shiorin.

>>58786830
Cute morning, Novelite

>>58786830
good morning

>>58786830
cute morning silly novelights

where are my yasashii hours

>>58787241
Things will never be yasashii ever again.

I am always yasashii with her in bed.

>>58787241
*caressing (You) like a sapling

I managed to get a doctor but it's 3 days away so I'll have to suffer through the illness and depressive mood until then

>>58787415
you joke but I desperately need to feel caressed and loved by a woman

Shiori makes me sad.

>>58787502
well how I suppose to say this
i'm an old wizard but still have a parent
it's not wrong for ask a little affection from them.
if (You) still have them and there's nothing burger with them well, you should talk or visiting them.
before a woman there's family and friends my dude.

>>58787620
Why?

>>58787784
She makes me miss my exes.

>>58787691
I live with my parents. You're right, I'll probably ask my mom if I can lay on her lap. She loves to give me head scratches.

>reading The Count of Monte Christo
>a cousin want to married his sister which is edmond future wife
>feels familiar with the settings
ahh yes this thread and the imouto prompt

>>58787852
see if you can get her to clean your ears too


new bread friends: >>58787856

>>58787852
good, communication is the key for lighten the sadness and depression.
even when I have nobody, I love to take a mirror and talking to myself.