/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58781454
Ame is a lesbian

traffic lights are actually intentionally inefficient in order to condition the general population to be more receptive and accepting of sub par or even bad infrastructure. you know when you drive up to a red light and its 3 am and there's not a single car anywhere nearby so you just sit there for 10 minutes waiting for a green. its completely possible for the light to turn green quickly but its been programmed not to to. now you accept inefficiency as just a feature of daily life instead of demanding better. its not a perfect tactic and of course there will always be more methods used to control the general population but this is just one of many tactics the government uses to break you down into a law abiding and subservient citizen.

>>58781454
Yagoo is a sexual Deviant that sexually harras all hololive girl but he is so good at it that the girl are enjoying it

>>58781454
Everyone on this board is a bot and that there can't be this many actual retards concentrated in one place

>>58781454
Fuwawa is not real

Yukinoshita Peo is Amatsuka Uto

>>58781454
kronii realized she was fully in the wrong, and is now wholly committed to being an idol and loves all her fans with every fiber of her being.

>>58781454
Ayame is part of a secret Japanese terror organization that wants to reincorporate Korea into Japan and ritually sacrifices gooks in the name of the emperor at the shrine she works at

>>58782437
This may just be my cope speaking, but she did say in her anniversary stream
>>So I was thinking, "wow, are they really gonna like me for my personality or my 'ribbon'?"
>you mean my honkabadonkers? Why not both kronii?
Does that mean she changed?

YAGOO is actually Hideo Kojima.

>>58781454
Gura has an intact hymen.

>>58781454
Gura has a second job

>>58781601

Sana graduated so Irys could get fully integrated into council

>>58783221
This is possible

>>58781601
>we have laws
Bravo anon

>>58781601
The real rrat on this is traffic lights are timed to prevent the driver from reaching certain speeds within a given time frame unless they drive like a maniac which would give police an incentive to ticket that driver to generate revenue for the municipality.

>>58784138
the small hate elites are installing blue white LED streetlights everywhere as a demoralization tactic.

>>58784197
>demoralization tactic
That would be Walmart and Amazon hollowing out the small amount of communal wealth. You know it's a demoralization campaign because people shop there instead of locally to save $0.50 on cheap.CN garbage. To add on to this, in the coming years the gov't will use vtubers to push war propaganda.

>>58781454
shiori has a SEA mother and a white american army father who fucked her mom while on duty and rescuefagged them to america after getting her mom pregnant realizing he had a kid in a favela
proof
>she admitted shes esl and that english isnt her native language in one of her first streams
>said she grew up really poor near a place that looks like the city from only up, and described incidents like not having hot water so she needed to boil water in a pot and wipe herself with a small towel dipped in it to bathe herself
>said her dad was never in her life as a kid and somewhere far away and was exclusively raised by her mom
>despite this she doesnt have an accent (she sounds different from her speech impediment)
>also her family is really fucking wealthy now
>said how her dad is a giant gun fanatic, loves hunting, made it difficult to bring friends home, got addicted to smoking and was intimidating to be around when he tried to quit
>also says he likes to joke that he found her in a dumpster

>>58784323
I can't wait for Gura to reenact Starship Troopers but against China.

Everyone here is only pretending to be retarded

>>58784323
They already do use vtubers. All the western whore vtubers that push the idea of gratuitous sex for pleasure rather than for breeding and making healthy white babies, it's a literal genocide.

>Gura is fighting management and Cover to get out of Myth and into CouncilRyS
>Streamed over Advent in protest
>The cake baking stream was the final straw as that is literally what Goomba wants, CGDCT with actual friends.

It's true

>>58781454
Sora and A chan didn't find Yagoo and give him the idea to create hololive. Yagoo groomed them while they're still in high school, forced them to become vtuber to make money, and hire more girls to groom.
Holostars members are cover's investors, they pay money to fuck the girls.

>>58781454
Governments of capitalist countries endorse and boost vtubers since their young men are doing terribly and are lonelier than ever. Vtuber girlfriend experiences give them something to stop them from killing themselves so they'll have enough fighting age men to go fight North Korea and Russia and China. Meanwhile communist countries are going to have government mandated gfs, so vtubers in those countries don't do nearly as well. Vtubers however are now being phased out in that way because of the push for AI chatbot girlfriends so we'll start to a lot of graduations once the technology is fully realized.

>>58781454
Hololive hired Mumei to avoid niji from having a goomba clone

>>58781786
Tanigo Weinstein

>>58786383
What are you trying to reference? I want to know

>>58781454
There is an actual love triangle developing with Kiara, Mori and Nerissa. The cracks were showing in the last BG3 collab.

>>58781454
Pekora is a socially awkward neet who has absolutely zero experience in dating the opposite sex.

>>58781454
Kanade is Aqua's twin sister that got lost in Korea as a baby.

I have been saying Amalia Watson is horrid and toxic for years and nobosy listens to me. In 1997 she time traveled and cam into my house when I was eating peanut butter and she said - I kid you not- she said “hey little tubby boy you look tubby when you eat your peanut butter” and then she left just like that. And ever since then I had to go to twelve years of therapy just to be able to look at penut butter again with horribly projectile vomiting and for years I couldn’t even type out the word with out having a slight annurism but yeah that why Amelia is bad and should be cancelled

>>58784369
shiori SEA confirmed. fucking dropped

>>58783125
KEK!

>>58784323
>the gov't will use vtubers to push war propaganda.
based

>>58782437
>and is now wholly committed to being an idol and loves all her fans with every fiber of her being.

I'm not sure about this part. I think it's more that she's realizing Shiori is basically what she was when she debuted and now she can't just coast of brand recognition anymore. She's hemorrhaging viewership and she knows it. And everyone says money doesn't matter but when you've from from like 10k dollars to 2k dollars a month, it definitely matters.

Gura is busy having sex and that's why she doesn't stream

>>58790569
vtubers are birds and birds are government drones

>>58791675
yeah, with (You)

>>58784369
Based Father

>>58781601
100% true, the lights in the Netherlands or wherever turn on short signals on low-roads to keep traffic flowing so bikers can continue to ride on opposite routes

HoloEN talent was partially curated by showbiz masons. each gen has a representative: Gura, Mumei, and Shiori. and some staff. Omega was told to dial it back after he started going overboard on the symbolism

>>58789452
holy shit, that's awful, i hate her now

>>58781786
People wish this is true but we already saw he deflect that girl hug and this is before holo i think.

>>58784428
This is a certified retarded rrat. Congrats anon

>>58792124
this is the craziest rrat itt. everyone knows anon gets no maidens

>>58784369
Literally everyone has an accent. Absolutely everyone.

>>58784369
I can bleach her bloodline, bros

All male vtubers are actually hot girls with voice changers, they are posing as male to avoid having to collab with the female vtubers (who are fat sweaty male nerds with voice changers)

Ayame is busy rearing our child, hence the anemic streaming schedule. Only able to stream when I take days off from work.

>>58781601
Who let Ted Kaczynski post on 4chan?

There are no less than sixty five instances of Yukihana Lamy in Japan alone.

The shock she had at HoloFes seeing a "Lamy Cosplayer" in the crowd was legitimate as Lamys are not supposed to be in scenarios where the truth that multiple instances exist may come out.

>>58781454
what

The EN girls and EN boys play video games with each other when they’re not streaming

>>58782630
She definitely didnt apply to holo to being given that model and being sexualized, probably wanted a more "wholesome" fandom when she debuted but she have come to terms with it now, there are clips from that time when Kiara said someone from council didnt like her model, everyone thought she was talking about sana but it makes more sense for it to be Kronii

>>58783287
Yea, probably some voice acting or something

>>58781601
This is the most american post I have ever seen.

>>58784369
>said her dad was never in her life as a kid and somewhere far away
>got addicted to smoking and was intimidating to be around when he tried to quit
>also says he likes to joke that he found her in a dumpster
why the fuck are men like this? raise your fucking children goddamnit.

>>58798883
>end up getting the most hyped model of all time
>deeply disappointed in this due to personal preferences
Is it possible to be this out of touch? Did she not realize Hololive is an actual job? This like being given a new iphone by your employer and being disappointed because you prefer flip phones.

>>58781454
Hitomi Chris is dead, and Cover have never declared anything about it because the death was due to an intern.

>>58784369
>despite this she doesnt have an accent (she sounds different from her speech impediment)
Come on, you don't really believe this. She has a pretty distinct accent and it's not a speech impediment. (Unless you think it's just a coincidence that a bunch of other chink vtubers have the same "impediment".)
It's honestly so weird with Advent in general where you guys insist that nobody has an accent when they absolutely do. Same with Bijou. (For the record I like both Shiori and Bijou, but come on.)

>>58799315
Responsible men and women are less likely to have children because they realize when it's a bad idea. Irresponsible men and women have no such compunctions and squeeze out litters without a thought.

>>58799579
It's the audience the design attracts, probably. She didn't really want to be the sexy coomer chuuba and needed time to accept the role she was given and make the most out of it

>>58782517
He said to post rrats Anon, not the truth

Nerissa is actually 100% blind and that's why she's bad at video games. She uses really expensive headphones to try and emulate the sense for video games so it's just constant noise in her ears, which is why she is a bitch.

>>58781454
All the anti and shitposters are hired by this women to sabotage Shiori's career in Hololive.

It make senses because it's all happening in jp primetime.

>>58798883
>>58801649
>WAAAHHH oh no!!! I hate it that men lust after my body!! The horror!! Let me tell you all how terrible my life is and how much I’m suffering from having a virtual avatar of me be looked at erotically!
Yeah I’ll be lamenting your terrible fate during my 9-5 wagie job you stupid spoiled bitch

>>58781454
gura is actually 4 different vtubers
and her holo IP is holding her back.

>>58784369
I will choose to believe this. Yet another reason to drop this cocksucker

>>58781454
omega is in charge of ReGLOSS and is using it to intentionally damage the girls that wouldn't collab with holostars

>>58791231
There's been a drop in superchat revenue which can be tracked but you can't actually know her merch numbers or membership numbers, so how do you figure she's gone from 10K to 2K?
The single bad merch sale which got leaked is an exceptional data point btw.

>>58781601
>you know when you drive up to a red light and its 3 am and there's not a single car anywhere nearby so you just sit there for 10 minutes waiting for a green.
After a certain time, they're in a timer.

>>58800084
ESL here, what accent does she have? she sound generic american to me.

>>58784369
Believable, would also make sense with how her aunt was her "second mother" as she mentioned.

>>58781601

>>58781454
Fubuki is real.

>>58807461
"would be cool if real", Anon

>>58781454
there is at least 1 employee per corpo that part of his job is to be here, derail threads that are too close to the truth or bump threads of his corpo to keep them alive, spread fake rrats and half trues to keep us occupied

>>58781454
Some of the girls, the JP ones especially who've been streaming constantly for years, see themselves as the anime girl more then their "real" selves. Like, their out of stream persona has become the alternate personality and the on stream person has become the main one.
The same thing happens to us from being chronically online, where the face we put on in front of normies is our "alternate". I've heard of this same thing happening in VRChat where people would report accidentally doing finger gestures IRL when they meant to appear happy or concerned.
If you spend long enough inside the mask, eventually you become it.

>>58808190
I think he means that there is an actual foxgirl in Japan working for the company and hiding her real form with magic and shit.

>>58807353
To hear it listen to her cadence, she has to stop and think about the ending sounds of some words especially. Also her T sound isnt rounded to continue into the the next vowel. Americans says "today" like "tuhday" not "tewday" unless you're intentionally overemphasizing to overcome a natural inclination to mispronounce it. That can be regional but it's especially noticable in SEA speaking countries who are ESL.

She's got a near totally fluent command of the language it just sounds "stilted" like the emphasis and patterns aren't native sounding.

>>58808808
and thats how it should be
if not youre just another twitch whore

>>58808808
That's a no-brainer honestly. Your brain operates on patterns. If you spend 60% of your waking hours being a clown, your brain will, obviously, rewire itself to do "clowning" more efficiently (to an extent).

It can be difficult to pay attention to a game while also responding to chat. Focusing on the game and ignoring chat or saying only filler sentences is not worth the trade. It's better to just play poorly but stay entertaining. Most anons would likely be trash at games if they were streaming to thousands

>>58781601
Based and true.

>>58781601
It's true.
Traffic circles have been more efficient and safer for 2 thousand year.
Curious to see countries liberated from western capital have faster traffic lights.

>>58784369
Holy shit.
I believe it.

>>58808808
this is actually true for suisei and the reason she hates lewds

>>58784724
BS, gura just hates streaming and is overlapping out of spite

>>58785923
nice rrat, but unfortunately you can beat most of those nations with some watermelon farmer and javelins

>>58808808
>become increasingly more isolated
>only using 4chan for social
>see old friends again
>I have no filter and go too far
>I am just 100% honest to a damaging degree

I thought it was me being retarded but yeah I can see how it can happen. I've been interacting here with people where you say absolutely whatever you want and feel, this WILL fuck you up in normal social interaction if you don't supress it. For example, I can never go to a normal forum again.

>>58781454
Luna has a gun

>>58781454
gura has crohn's disease

>>58810275
Super agree, hell when Im discord streaming to a friend or two my IQ drops like 15 points already

>>58781454
>rrats no one would ogey but would be cool if real
The whole Chloe ghost situation was real. She opened a portal into her house and freaked out everyone who came over. Chloe also became possessed for a time.

>>58781454
SEA isn’t rangebanned because the most egregious shitposters on this board are American NEETS who post at weird hours and intentionally use bad spelling/grammar.

>>58801936
If she’s blind then why does she have so many mirrors in her bedroom?

>>58809037
The second I heard her pronounce ‘th’ as ‘d’ I knew something was up

>>58781454
I don’t think anything will ever top the mumei wheelchair rrat

>>58781454
Management forcibly trooned out Vesper after the Kiara incident. That’s why “Shiori” hates Unicorns but is also terrified of collabing with Senpai.

>>58811476
We often make fun of reddit but not for no reason. Just one look at any thread on there and I’m always thinking like WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY X, ITS RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING RETARDS, SAY WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING YOU SPINELESS DOORMATS

>>58813812
Kiara incident?

>>58809037
>it's especially noticable in SEA speaking countries
This is why nobody likes you guys. You always have to make it about you. Did you even once consider that she might be from another asian, non-SEA country like China? No, it's always Indonesia or the fucking Philippines. You guys are incorrigible. Whenever anyone says anything, you spam "SEA?? SEA?!?! LOL TOTAL SEA MOMENT XDDDDD" like a dumb ape in chat. Just shut the fuck up already. The stereotype is that americans are the most navel-gazing people on earth, but I swear you guys give them a run for their money.

Not a rrat, this is from Miko's membership
>Miko: You know, me and Ayame, we kinda had a circle of "nationalist" within Hololive. It was just for fun though.
>Miko: We really are grossed by filthy gaijins so I thought it would be cool to make a group for holomems who feel the same. that was back when we didn't have overseas branch
>Miko: As you know, I had a long break in 2020 for medical reasons. the truth was that I took the time to go to China and BTFO of the bug girls who were causing drama, especially that whore Artia. She was kawaii but nye.
>Miko: I was going to do the same to EN branch. Luckily for them one of them reached 1 mil before year end so Yagoo told me to put up with them.
>Miko: ID is cool
>Miko: I would usually pressure EN management to sabotage EN girls so they can't stream. Sometimes they don't understand my English tho.
>Miko: Ayame seems like she's warming up to the gooks so I'm having forcing her not to stream, too. It's kinda sad, nyehh, how comrades eventually part ways.
>Chat: How about Marine?
>Miko: Yeah, Senchou too! She was all over overseas sexy guys so I put a doujin in the fridge to scare her. Usada got angry over it for Senchou and we grew apart. I was a bit salty over Sankisei so I pulled the plug on Ru-chan discord as a joke.
>Miko: The other day Sui-chan and I did a watchalong of Regloss 1st day debuts. We were going to do 2nd day as well but I got confirmation that Kanade-chan is a filthy gook so no chance I'd be shilling them anymore.
>Miko: Me and Sui-chan went overseas to BTFO of some homobegging gaijins too. I did some pons but overall they are six feets under now.
>Miko: Nye

>>58781454
Shiori is lovebombing hardcore after the mild backslash due to the collab thing, she's slowly going to boil the frogs that are her members until they are as mindbroken as deadbeats.

Also one of the new janitors is a Novelite or whatever.

>>58781454
Iida Pochi is Takane Lui.

>>58781601
My country has a proper public transit system and walkable cities.

>>58802011
Anon you can't just barge in, drop a retarded rrat without context and just dip

Fuwawa and Mococo regularly partake in hot, consensual twincest

>>58823323
But that's the entire point of this thread.
Also that rrat is true, during SEA hours you see comments in her general calling her a pick me. It's not some male indo making comments like that, it's seething 2view females.

>>58781601
>there's not a single car anywhere nearby so you just sit there for 10 minutes waiting for a green
if you've never passed a redlight you're a slave

>>58824300
If the area doesn't have red light cameras and you actually sit there when it's the dead of night and no other cars are around you're a cuck. Simple as

>>58814846
>she speaks in a manner that's generally reflective of the SEA region
>some retarded Chink or Gook gets uppity and pissy at them for stating as such
She lacks Korean mannerisms/vocal tics/usual accents, and she clearly isn't Chinese, Canton or otherwise. So why would they bring up any of those countries, you weird spastic?

rrat Your oshi remembers your name, and thinks about that comment you made and smiles once or twice a month

>>58781454
yagoo is a closeted homosexual. this is why he is so gung ho on stars

>>58826432
Anon, the OP called for retarded rrats, not actual truth. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>58810974
>gura just hates streaming
How it di come to this?

Every pepe and wojack post is a bot or at the very least a troll or an imbecile who should fuck off to /biz/ or whichever shithole board they came from. The moderation here is too lax. Posting non-vtuber or anime imagery of any sort should result in an immediate ban. I hate and despise every single of you retards who spam frogs and wojaks more that Mori and every maletuber combined. What the fuck are you doing? Why are you even here? You obviously have no affinity for aesthetics or anything weeb, otherwise you wouldn't be posting the deadest, stalest and ugliest of memes.

Just leave, fuck off. You're making /vt/ worse for everyone.

>>58781454
My oshi truly loves me