/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

My wife...

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gurass

i wonder how many weeks she will be gone this time

https://litter.catbox.moe/p49ctq.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/i0lj01.jpg
Booba Gura huhaha

I want spending time with us to bring her joy again.

Will we ever see her canon pantsu?

>>58775500
same desu

>>58775485
T u T

>>58775528
No, because they don't exist.

What is especially sad is that she really seemd to be back into swing 4 weeks ago. She sounded enthusiastic about the future and said she wanted to stream like in 2001. Yet here we are again. Why does this keep happening? If she at least would tell us what is going on. Why does she put such a barrier between her and us?

>>58775478
Shes gonna stream tomorrow actually

>>58775528
Here, an art of her with canon pantsu

>>58775733

I don't know, but I feel like I failed her as a fan.

I want to know Gura's canon smell

>>58775485
SOURCE?

>>58775833
fishe

>>58775860
It's AI, dumbud...

Gura likes this

>>58775925
I wonder if the AI can add pubes to that

>>58775925
can't be, it got the hairpins right

>>58775485
if that's ai can you make more but with her hairless pussy getting fucked and she's not happy about that

Gurrito!

>>58776232

>>58775702
she streams every day actually

>>58775860
https://twitter.com/Smewedsmew/status/1703028564281713136/photo/1

>chumbuds want to fuck this

>>58776328
thank you

>>58776267
i want gurrito to do that up my butt

>>58775280
why does she have two sets of hair things

Sex with a fembud.

>>58775679
>2001
You are trying too hard. Also go watch the content from this week.

i hate rate limits

>>58777019
Where is this from?

>>58777403
https://twitter.com/ArtsYomi/status/1703583622215630889

My depression is starting to get really bad tonight for the first time in a while. I really hope we get to see her again really soon.

>>58777444
based chumdachi

>>58777723
you were supposed to improve yourself before she burned out

>>58778071
nta. I did, but it wasn't enough.

Goobs is sad

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>>58777723
I've basically accepted that I'm going to be at least some level of depressed for the rest of my life. And whenever I'm feeling particularly low, I just kind of ride it out the best I can and not let myself get too lost in my own bad thoughts knowing that the feeling will eventually subside and I'll start to feel pretty okay again for awhile.

>>58778738
When I feel bad I pretend I'm a robot until I feel better. execute schedule.exe

>>58776328
thanks guy who told me how to add /likes to view the likes

>>58778873
please share whatever twitter sorcery you speak of

>>58779003
add /likes after the magic twitter number on the url

>>58778817
>schedule

rape gura

>>58778071
I was doing my reps but it's hard to motivate myself again these days
>>58778738
I refuse to seek help or allow myself to be ruined by medication so im probably the same. Most days aren't bad but on nights where it hits me it really hits me hard. Being able to watch Gura the past few years has really helped. I wouldn't say im dependent on her but when she's streaming a lot it can help me feel better, but when she's not around I lose one of the few things that can actually help me get over it for a while.

>ghosting again after mandatory streams

>>58779160
Gura has one too. It's just not a streaming schedule, hoocha!

Going on cute dates with gura and slowly building trust and sexual tension. Going to a hotel with gura and exploring each other's body's. Continue talking with gura and getting into a loving relationship with her.waking up and realizingthis will never happen.

>>58779183
No. Consensual lovemaking with Gura.

>>58779278
bwuilt fow wape

>>58779327
Would wape

Does Gura only stream while she's ovulating?

>>58779200
We're all gonna make it, bud.

>>58779051
wait did elon remove the button, I didn't even notice
less features by the day

>>58779486
Oyasame

>>58779486
Sharkdreams

>>58779200
Do your reps bud, find a beginner program you like and log your progress. It's easier to do reps when it becomes a game you try to get better at.

Whats the point of living if I will never wake up in bed holding my shark wife? If I'll never get to experience her cooking a meal full of love for me? If I never get to hear her say how much she loves me?

How's everyone doing today here in dear diary general?

so no stream tonight either huh?

>>58779750

>>58779678
There's still a chance!

I've been thinking of getting into gardening someday. That's something I think I might really enjoy doing that will actually get me outside to do something and comes with a rewarding payoff.

the worst part about this is the certainty she's going to do this again.

>>58779486
Sleep tight buddy

>>58779947
Sex with me? Yes, she will.

>>58779486
goob morning

>>58779947
And you won't call her out on it. At most you'll ask about le communication instead of why she keeps disappearing for weeks on end.

>>58779947
it's been a year, you need to stop timelooping

>>58780146
you already did and made things worse, but I guess that's not enough for you

>>58780209
No, it was people still mostly just harping on "communication" instead of her constantly disappearing.

I much prefer slow threads

>complaining makes things worse
antiing 101

>>58780287
Same desu. It's kind of a pain in the ass when the threads suddenly pick up speed and you already know that there's nothing actually happening, and despite that I can't help but stop what I was doing every once in awhile to skim through and see what all the new posts are about and it's exactly what I expected every time.

>>58780641

>>58778738
This. You just gotta power through. Like anxiety attacks, there's no way but through the middle. Like Gura's cunny, right up through the middle. Ya gotta survive, you've done it this long already, don't just do it for yourself, do it for her.

>>58779947
Well yeah? This is the new "normal", she expects you to fuck off if you don't like it

why do I have a feeling the 'this is because of you, anti' posts would stop just as soon as the 'you didn't hold her accountable' and cuckposting the instant another mass 3day gets slapped out

Booba huhaha

>>58780671
>It's shark juice they love it! i-it's not weird guys s-shut up, they get it!

>>58777723

>>58780836
It's true we do love it.

tomorrow (today) will be better

>>58776942
Not OP but I'm sure he meant 2021. I watched Gura since her debut, but not lately due to her obvious absence. Decided to catch a few of her lives since it's her third anniversary, and man was that something else. I'd have to say Gura just doesn't seem to enjoy streaming anymore for whatever reason so now she just takes it out on her audience. If you're into that kind of thing it might appeal to a small subset of her fan base, but damn I can't imagine a large majority sitting there taking hours of passive-aggressive verbal abuse. It will take a lot of strength to stay a chumbud, so steel your hearts and be ready for long periods of absence interrupted with moments of resentful outbursts and disengaged apathy.

>>58780671
That little dorky sounding laugh at the beginning, I love when she does those.

>gura doesn't enjoy streaming anymore
this is also an anti talking point

I take goobs didn't show up for Kronii's 3d stream

>>58781315
No guests.

>>58781315
Kronii with special guest Kronii and also Kronii.

It's actually over for me.
I went out on a date with a girl but I kept thinking about Gura the entire time.

I want to shit in Gura's mouth and then push it down her throat with my penis. So what are chumbies up to today, other than workout to get strong for your sharkwife? Gonna cook some chicken satay and watch some more Mushoku Tensei.

S

>>58781262
Did you even watch her anniversy stream? Are you possibly autistic? If stating the obvious is "anti'ing" then I guess that makes me one then.
And for someone who likes to stream she sure doesn't do it very often.

>>58781582
Yep, you're an anti.

>>58781483
Just project your Gura tulpa onto her, like that scene in bladerunner. So when you are kissing her, you're kissing Gura. I did that with my ex for 4 years, while fucking her, I imagined I was fucking my highschool crush. I'd get her to dress like my crush, wear her hair like my crush. The girl you dated can be your canvass, mold her into something resembling Gura.

>>58781582
trying to convince others not to watch her is anti'ing.

>Making up retarded headcanon that paints her in a negative light
That pretty much summarizes a lot of these "critics".

>>58779602
Chance of that if you live 0.001%
Chance of it if you don’t 0%

>>58781582
you're timelooping and threadshitting, that's all you're after

It's fucking obvious. Even yesmen can't deny it. Gura doesn't like streaming and hasn't since May of 2022. That's not being an anti and its not trying to convince people not to watch her. Fuck off darkmaze. Schizo

too easy

>>58782158
kill yourself wojak faggot

You're boring.

>>58782191

>>58781989
What if afterlife is just physical manifestation of your hopes and dreams and 72 virgin sharkwifes await you

>>58782070
So what's the point of telling us she doesn't like streaming? To what end? To get us to stop watching her. Also you're assuming you know whether she likes streaming or not. You don't know. You don't know shit. Stop putting words in her mouth, stop putting thoughts in her head, stop projecting, stop being a faggot. Either wait for your sharkwife like a sane normal person, or you're just an anti. Also wasn't darkmaze one of those cunts that treated her like shit in the comments? All those faggots should be skinned alive.

Stop writing like a failed drama major, thx.

Chumbies I think I'm NGMI

>>58782499
Goodbye

This is why you should believe in the Bloop that believes in you.

>>58782485
stop writing like a zoomer tranny.

>>58782539
there is no Bloop.

>>58782539
bloop is love, bloop is life

I can't believe the bloop-ee cushion doesn't make a fart noise
you'd think gura would force that in

I'm sorry to tell you this, but Bloop has always been a figment of your imagination.

I'm curious how many of you faggots have actually sent feedback to Cover?

>>58782847
Go away.

>>58782847
Other than the merch survey they sent out a while ago I haven't. The only time I actually considered it was during catshark debut because that faggot rigger. They're clearly okay with what she's doing now so it'd be a waste of time bothering.

>>58782847
I'm curious how many times you've ban evaded?

>>58782847
They probably send any complaints straight into the trash. I always report channels who re-upload entire member streams, but they don't seem to give a shit.

>>58782894
I can't believe that cunt gave Anya boobs but didn't have the decency to give Gura any

>>58783002
fuck off

>>58782967
They do care when the member cares. Gura doesn't.

Comments are getting feisty again

I like her new schoolgirl outfit. When's her next stream? I want to see more of it

>>58783248
You still visit the comments? They somehow turn into a bigger shithole than this place, so I stopped reading them months ago.

>>58783248
No one cares.

>>58783403
probably in october

What do you do when you're lonely chumbuds?

Other than timestamps why the fuck would anyone ever read YouTube comments

>>58783248
kill yourself sigmashrimp

>>58783443
I hire an escort or I go to a seedy masssage parlor.

I'm sure we'll get a member stream any day now. She promised one for the 3 year badge.

>>58783341
now push a half eaten chocolate bar through the hole

>>58783503
Wrong. Stop saying non-promises are promises.

>>58783534
fuck off darkmaze

>>58783248
It's literally just one comment from 15 minutes ago which I wouldn't be surprised if it was is yours.

>>58783248
>>58783503
You are the biggest faggot on gods green earth "sigmashrimp"

I anti so there's a higher chance of Gura noticing me in the sea of fags who just repeat the same empty praise every time she has streamed in the last 3 years. Some day I will finally say something that offends her enough that she messages me directly about it, and once that happens and I have a direct line of communication with her I will begin to emotionally manipulate her until she becomes my little lady shark wife for real. And then I can force her to stream more and do more RP/asmr. You're welcome.

>>58783443
I simply live with the pain

There is too much melanin itt

RUMAO

>>58783443
Just continue living my mundane life that has remained largely unchanged for the last decade.

>>no member streams for 3 months
that's not even true

>>58783640
And estrogen

I hope in the next member stream (whenever that is) another brave long-term member will once again tell her that her communication is bad. Or better call her out on her "action" that speaks louder than words.

>>58783496
tfw too socially awkward to even do that.

>>58783690
yeah it will totally work this time

>>58783534
I see the pedantic shrimp is still here.

How do we prove that Gura is a girl?

Please conjure up some new shitposting material. No one cares.

>>58783755
We hold her down and take off her undies.

I dropped out in february, is it worth membering again?

>>58783690
this shitpost does remind me that I'm glad I wasn't the one who sent it because by now I'd have lost it, guy probably feels like a clown

>>58783755
You open your eyes and listen to her speak. Tough shit if you're blind and deaf, I suppose.

>>58783810
He's an actual fan and not an anti like you. I'm sure he's fine.

>>58783807
Nah, just member again when there's a member stream again.

>>58783690
>Or better call her out on her "action" that speaks louder than words.
I would actually like someone to bring that up just to see what she says, because out of everything lately, that line felt really shitty.

>>58783690
imagine being that guy lmao, I bet he got astroturfed by antis /here/

>>58783807
there were 7 member streams since February and 2 of them are unarchived

>>58783832
NTA, but no, dude was unhappy enough that he spent $100 to say "hey, I don't like what's been going on, can you try not to do that so much?" and she basically said "yeah, I'll work on that" and then proceeded to go even harder on doing the thing he complained about, you're delusional if you think he feels just fine about that.

Would you a genderbent Bloop?

>>58784088
lets be honest
that guy spoke for all of us

all joking aside, don't let antis bait you into shitting on gura publically. Venting /here/ is fine but don't bring that shit up in Youtube or Twitter.

>>58784088
he lost his cool, hopefully he'll apologize in a future members stream

>>58784179
Venting /here/ turns more people against Gura and increases the likelihood of further hate and harassment in her comments where she can see them, and it has been proven time and time again that when she sees them, it depresses her, hurts her mental health, and makes her stream less.

>>58784179
>lost his cool
>apologize
you are a very sad man baiting for replies and I'm going to bed, have fun replying to each other all night

>>58783836
Yeah that's what I thought

>>58783899
I downloaded the unarchived and don't really care about the low effort streams she's being putting out. I guess I'll wait until things improve.

>>58784269
Take your meds. You're overestimating /vt/'s influence, just look at youtube comments or chat.

>>58784043

I'll always have my shartwife's back.

only antis think Goobs cares about antis

>>58784382
Watch streams, Christ. She's let on that she's bothered by them so many times.

Bloop is not enemy, Bloop is friend!

>>58784343
no. I remember when trannies invaded this thread, played the pied piper and brainwashed tridents into going into her comments and treating her like shit. They followed the trannies and homobeggers like fucking sheep. Sheep followed sheep, and it snowballed, and now she hates streaming because of those weak minded faggots that couldn't tell a falseflag operation if it slapped them in the face. I will never forget nor forgive them. They made me see my wife less, they are absolute scum. Day one members that turned on her, I spit on you.

>>58784460
proof next thread?

>>58784490
If a few instances aren't coming to your mind without me telling you, you don't belong in this thread. Get out.

oh man the falseflagging

i bought bloop just to fart on his stupid face

>>58784520
Now it's real anti hours. Gura was forced by management to make that Bloop pillow, she hates Bloop and would never do that on her own.

>>58784471
Bloop is dinner at best.

>>58782432
You're not sane you autistic whiteknight loser. If she liked streaming, then she'd be streaming, retard

>>58784505
I accept your concession

my wife

To many gelfling in here

>>58784604
I'm not getting baited into spoonfeeding you newfag

>>58784179
Nah, more people should call Gura out on her shitty behavior directly to her instead of just venting.

>>58784627
timestamps any minute now, right?

>>58784585
Is it so hard to understand that someone can like doing something, but can't do it due to mental issues? Like I want to play video games, but I can't cos me shit's all fucked, so i can't even though I want to. She likes streaming, but can't because she's lost motivation because everyone turned on her.

He's an anti, he's an anti, You're anti, I'M an anti!
Is there any other "antis" I should know about??

this is really anti central lol, can't believe I tried to argue in good faith

>>58784585
>>58784647
>More retarded headcanon
See this is what happens when you don't ask. People will just keep making shit up.

Gura looks so bratty here. I really want to rape her even more.

Everyone is stupid except me.

Fatherless behavior

Finally I am the last Chumbie

Outer Wilds part 2 any time now, I can feel it

>>58784787
No.

>>58783608
it's the same threadshitter who spams this thread, the ultimate beta who needs to try to bully a girl to feel good about himself

Dbs ruined 4channel

>>58784698
I watched it happen. But believe whatever fits your bullshit narrative to justify your cruel behavior towards her, feistybud.

>>58784802
Fuck off. Stop demanding that she finishes every shitty game she plays.

>>58784893
Dragon ball super?

>>58785017
My child, where are the rest of your clothes?

>>58784909
>believe whatever fits your bullshit narrative
Until she says so herself, it's pretty much just your bullshit headcanon.

>>58785070
Outer Wilds isn't shitty. It's one of the best games ever made and her friend Ame dearly wishes she would play more of it.

Poast fizeek

Gura is fat

>>58785144
>Outer Wilds isn't shitty
Yes it is
>It's one of the best games ever made
Fucking lol
>her friend Ame dearly wishes she would play more of it
Ame's opinion is fucking terrible along with her taste in games.

>>58785185
Post physique?

Gura is pregnant with my children

>>58785144
why would we care about what that malecollaber has to say?

Chumbies should stop skipping leg day

>>58785413
nyo

just woke up from a dream where Gura was doing react content

>>58785532
god that would be nice. chilling with Gura watching stupid videos would be the best

>>58785532
>>58785557
>react
>content
pick one and only one

>>58785593
Shut up and let me and my sharkwife watch memes together in peace.

>>58785557
That Would Make a good unarchived members stream.

>>58785532
Why can't Gura be a react content streamer? There are too many gamers anyway.

>>58785711
So that's how she did it.

Good day chumbies
Any Gura news?

>>58786679
yeah, I still love her

Reminder: 2views regularly raid this place

>>58782432
No, the point is to just say it. No one can watch her because she doesn't stream. Why hasn't she done a member stream in almost 5 months? Does she like her members? lol.

Fight fight fight fight fight
Reminder when gura finally decided to graduate tenth thousands of 2views will rejoice

Gura will take my first kiss using haptic feedback.

happy shark

I will connect my urethra to her uterus via haptic feedback

Is Gura a loli?

>>58785751
>need explicit permission to stream any game
>why can’t she just show random videos on stream????
Are you dumb?

>>58787125
No she sings too well

>>58787125
Even better, she is a toddler

>>58787425
How is that better???

>>58787480
Pardon me, they forced me to post that

>>58787425
No, she's a baby

Goob morning, and in case I don't see ya, goob afternoon, goob evening, and goob night

>>58787972
I want to suck those toes. wish he tagged his pics but Gura found his last one without it

Today is a good day to admit that you like Bloop

Gura owes me rapesex

General reminder that I love Gura the most!

>>58788293
>>58788407
My posts btw

>>58786955
>in almost 5 months
confirmed grey tourist

Slutty musky slit

>>58786955
She likes the free money from cucks

>>58786990
>thousands of 2views will rejoice
Not for long
Whatever she decides to do next will inevitably amass more attention than anything those seething 2views ever do. They’ll be back to seething in no time flat

>>58785711
Pretty good representation of Gura's career as a Holo (except we're getting stepped on emotionally, not with her pristine loli feet)

>>58788802
>b-b-but she did 1 unarchived stream too!
self own
she needs to go back to weekly member streams

>>58775528
>newfag doesn't know she's canonically nopan

>>58789778
>weekly member streams
Tell me you're a newfag without telling me you're a newfag

remember when she at least came.back for sponsored streams or cons or shit like that
she's completely out of anything

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>58789778
>weekly member streams
Holy newfag!!!!!

>>58791712
Can you stop raping my daughter?

what changed ?

>>58792669
was that when her PC broke and it took her like two weeks to "repair" it? Literally nothing has changed, she had been taking constant breaks for a while by then.

>>58792669
anti

>>58792936
summer 2022 when she was busy with holo stuff but was still willing to communicate with her fans

>>58792537
It's your daughter's fault for being this erotic

When is the day of members third year? Gura need to do a new badge with members.
Hope she stream soon I miss her.

>>58792537
Sir, your daughter is perfect for rape. You should be proud.

Kill the thread
>your oshi
>favorite soda

>see you next year
It was a joke.. right?

>>58793984
Gura
Dr Pepper

>>58794005
I mean it'd be kind of funny

>>58793984
Gura
Sprite cranberry

>>58793984
Gura
I only drink water or Gorilla Mode Nitric.

>>58793984
Go back global tourist

>>58794005
>he can't understand the joke
Anon... She is Gura pre2024 now.
She gonna stream some horror game this week Minecraft (I think to help Shiori) or Japanese Go game anyways.

>>58794115
Thread quality is already in the toilet anyway.

>>58794172

Seethe 2 view.

>>58794251
I'm a 3 view, thank you very much!

>>58793984
gura
carbonated shark juice

>>58794273
1 bait Thread today about shitting Gura wasn't enough 2view? Why are you so pathetic.

>>58794358
I’ll take surveyposting over the youtube comment screenshots

>>58794484
So the shitty ban evading anon still here

>>58792669
honestly no idea and we will never know. her non-communicative ass was fine when she streamed a lot but it proves crippling when she stopped. gura as a vtuber has reached her sunset, she doesn't even care about the big milestones like concerts, bds or anniversaries let alone the little stuff

>>58794948
Hes been here since yesterday

>>58794475
Amazing how erotic a dumb little bandaid can be

next members stream I'm gonna SC her and open up about how this situation makes me feel. I'm not even sure if she cares anymore but I need to get it off my chest. Wish me luck.

>>58795365
based
lets see if you actually have the balls to do it

Reps complete!... please don't talk about raping my oshi.

>>58795747
I am proud of you repsbud

>>58795747
Is peeking up her skirt okay?

Gura will make likes and stream today or tomorrow. I believe in her.

>>58795855
Good morning sir

>>58795365
>next members stream

the wild thing to me is that she a 100% knows that her behaviour is making people upset and frustrated yet she just keeps doing it

>>58795365
I would also like to, but odds are she will either not read supas or skip it.

>>58796019
Not Ano but she will do a member stream before the members anniversary and do the third badge with them

>>58796059
Like retards forgots that she won't stream near showcases or anniversaries last week by default. She will this week

>>58795365
next what now?

>>58792669
The answer is always schizos ruining everything

>>58796120
There was no second year member anniversary. Why would there be a third?

>>58795365
shut up attention whore, stupid faggot

Just got done hiding bait posts and its crazy how none of them post cute gura images

>>58796288
>Last year cope
Everyone with brain knew she was sick last year.

>>58796120
anon plz, I only have so many smug Guras

I like books with pictures in it

>>58796399
The member anniversary is October 1st... you know the one month where she actually did stream.

I wish more chumbies posted images

>>58796480
Are you a child?

>>58796491
Did you forgot about the Ian hit US last year ???I wasn't pretty.

>>58796616
>wasn't
Anon, you still aren't.

>>58796616
>>58796674
>I wasn't pretty.
It wasn't pretty

>>58775243
Fauna failed to get the permission for Nadeko song in time, but she wanted to sing with shark so much she said it's ok. And the vod with a lot of her effort perished.

>>58796789
based if true

>>58796789
Is it not back up yet? I'm pretty sure it was the bunny senpai ed that clapped them though. It happens often

You guys are not considering that Brazil is going through a huge heat wave. What if Gura can't stream because of that?

>>58796869

>>58796789
Sony is a fucking retard

>>58796789
Fauna is one of the good ones.

I gotta do reps chumbies. Take good care of my dino bean for me

>>58797553
I am proud of you repsbud

>>58797553
im gonna flick it

>>58797597
Not if I beat you to it.

Oink oink point at the chumpiggies and laugh