/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>No scheduled streams
>No Twixxer activity
She really took the membership money and ran...

I love my wife Shiorin~

SHIORI CUTE

why shiori dont collab

Reminder that the Queendom of St. Ory (name tentative) is a safe haven for all persecuted communities.

Cute morning Novelites, Novelknights, Bookwryms, and Pages

>>58726041
Except yukimin, elfriends, and whatever Aki's fans are called. Never trust elves.

>>58725800
I love Shiori Novella. Not just a tiny crush, but a full-on consume my thoughts and actions type of love.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>58726022
She collabs with Advent every week.

>>58726100
yuck it's the dwarves again, surprised you can even follow our queen's tangents since the other elves are known for their tangents as well

ummmm
shiori cool

Reminder that Rori is a toxic shit that will call you trash but means well and only wants what's best for his genderbend.

i fell asleep halfway through the stream what did i miss

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

>>58726297
Shiori's coronation

>>58726083
I don't understand the mentality of the comfortboys. You're already paying money, what's the difference between 3 and 5 dollars?

>>58726353
Some people just want to spam emotes.

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

I am a serf
Planting saplings
Deep in the turf

>>58726353
2 dollars a month can mean a lot for some people.

Cute morning Novelites~

>>58726402
That makes sense. I'll probably also be a spam only guy.

>>58726593
Good morning.

I am going to violently head pat Shiori

I'm thinking about

>>58727036
Stop that.

Any imouto prompts? I needa pass the time while rushing HSR event.

>I like making stories
>I like to role play
>I'd like to be a princess
>I just like having people to talk to
God she's so precious...

>>58727090
lol, I'm also rushing it

>>58727090
What event? Aurum Alley thing?

>>58727036
Keep thinking.

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is very cute.

What the fuck prompted Shiori to talk about wiping yesterday???

https://youtu.be/cZcDQqw3WO4?t=3985
What is this woman? Why is she like this? Why?

>>58727465
She's cuter than that.

>>58727090
Your imouto has been sick for a while, but won't go to the doctor unless you figuratively handhold her through the entire thing.

>>58727539
Proof?

>>58727288
Yeah I slacked off. Only have till this coming reset.
>>58727203
Lazy bros unite.
>>58727561
Will get on it in a bit.

>Love Shiori
Yes
>Play gacha for her
Fuck that shit

>>58727830
game is good, cry about it

>>58727588
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=Pagely+reminder+that+Shiori+is+the+cutest

>>58727853
I pray everyday that Shiori will stop playing gachaslops and play real games instead

Why does it only go to 6 months!?!?!?! Shiori, you cute sperg, why aren't there two-year badges reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

>>58727981
Real games don't have enough pretty boys anymore these days.

>>58727830
Star Rail is pretty decent despite being a gacha. Genshin is dogshit, though.

>>58727561
I took your hand holding and made it most of the damn writefag, enjoy.
>"Onii-san, I'm fine, really"
>Shiori coughs as she says this, her face is looking paler with each passing day
>You always knew that Shiori hates scheduling doctors appointments, but she's also somewhat scared of doctors.
>You sigh heavily, making it known that you're really worried about how she's doing
>She coughs again, it sounds a lot worse than before
>You tell her: "I'll go with you and I'll be with you every step of the way if you just go see a doctor, please?"
>She looks down for a little, whimpering and also coughing, being there for her may not be enough
>Eventually she gives in to your requests and says: "Ok..only if onii-san is here with me..holding my hand."
>You grab your phone and schedule an appointment for her, luckily there were some free slots as someone had just cancelled and you just happened to fill in that slot
>At the doctor's office, you're holding onto Shiori's hand
>You two look like a couple while you're there
>She's grasping onto your hand somewhat tightly, squeezing it every now and then when the next name is called
>She's hoping her turn wouldn't come up so quickly, but it is slowly approaching
>When it's finally her turn, and her name is called, you get up with her
>She still doesn't want to, but she said she would for you, so she gets up hesitantly, sighing, but also coughing
>You slowly walk with her, holding hands the entire time, eventually having to let go as you enter the room
>There the doctor does a check up on her. Thankfully the doctor seems to know what they're doing, and aren't just grifting the both of you.
>Some medicine is prescribed for Shiori and both of you leave
>As you enter the car, she rests her head on your shoulder before you begin to drive off
>You check on her, to see what's up
>Seems the sickness is slowly eating away at her, she's struggling to stay awake
>You gently hold her hand again and tell her she'll be ok
>In the end she smiles at you gently and says: "Thanks..for making me see the doctor..i love you onii-san."
>Before you can reply, her head slumps against your shoulder, you panic a little, but as soon as you see the rise and fall of her chest, you feel relief
>She's only fallen asleep.

>>58727482
She wants to get a bidet and wanted to know if you have to wipe your ass before using it. True story.

>>58727482
It's okay if you're not a member, as long as you wipe your ass properly

>>58728430

>>58728430
I love my cute imouto shiorin!

>>58728948
>>58728977
Sex

>>58728977
where are her organs

>princess outfit
>casual wife outfit with the anime mom braid
my good god

>>58728977
Those hands? All mine.

Gartic Phone on Monday, Novelites

>>58728012
Inb4 concernfags

>6 month reward
>Dying anime wife roleplay
>She actually dies

>>58729111
I used to want the casual clothes with a lab coat/ponytail Shiori but this makes me want to put a hole in a wall. Seeing her with the mom hair and like an apron

>>58729342
My heart can’t take it.
Also she would likely start it and say something off script and then yell about her skit lol.

The lung cancer rrat was not a rrat after all...

>>58729342
>>58729438
Yeah that will be skit

>>58729250
We knew that, dogs posted their schedule long ago.
More interesting is mengen Perfect Blue watchalong on Sunday. Shiori wanted to watch it together with Rissa. Wonder how it will work or if Nerissa just forgor.

>>58729438
She will complete an entire intro skit without anything going wrong one day...

Did the anon that was gonna send the cringe yet based pledge 500akasupa coke through?

>>58729438
>>58729460
>Cough cough
>n-Novelites I'm not going to make it
>She presses the button for blood but confetti comes out
>Clicks next slide and it goes five forward
>GODAMMIT I FUCKED UP IM ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE

>>58729469
Can't really be done since Nerissa made it a members stream. Maybe they already watched it together off-screen

>>58729653
I've seen double mengen watchalongs before. Both fanbases hated it.

just noticed her cough is mostly gone now

I have to apologise and say that this week I've not been keeping up my reps fellow Novelites, my mum hasn't been that well at all and we got some pretty heavy news. That being said, I managed the gym today and I managed to eat a little, but I haven't made much progress in "winding up" and I'm probably going to talk to my manager tomorrow morning in case I seem wobbly or not like myself at work what with the circumstances we are in. I've missed a couple streams so I'm going to put the VODs on now I've done the housework and laundry, and I've been lurking /here/ when I can and trying to keep it together.

>>58729691
Was it a series or just a movie? Imagine paying money to see collabs for a month or two.

>>58729691
I'd imagine so...

>>58730327
Be strong and take care Novelite...

>>58730327
Reply to this post, or your mother will die in her sleep

>>58730440
Thank you amigo, I'll try and take it day by day and I know my mum is too. Other anon is really mean, Shiori would probably not approve of the bait but it's probably the same anon who was mean to the couple fatherless anons several threads back.

>>58730327
I'm sorry to hear that Novelite. I hope everything turns out okay.

Cute morning Novelknights!

>>58730736
Cute morning~

Have (you) tried eating with scissors?

>>58730368
Movie + zatsu. The VODs had to be privated on both channels because one of them yab'd too hard during the zatsu. Needless to say, they never did shared mengen again.

>>58730736
Good morning.

>>58731090
What a horrible idea. I trust Shiori, no way she does that.

Do you eat breakfast when you wake up? I can't bring myself to eat anything until 3 or 4 hours after I wake up.

>>58731236
me at the bottom

>>58731425
Stop eating before bed.

>>58731425
I never eat breakfast. I know it's unhealthy but I can never muster the appetite till mid day

>>58725800
DId anyone get gift member yesterday? I was waiting on one but didn't get any

>>58731425
Yes, I need to eat as soon as I wake up or I have no energy and feel like shit. Try doing what >>58731526 says too, I eat dinner a lot earlier than what I used to as well.

>>58731425
I can only eat immediately after I wake up during the weekends. On workdays I never eat breakfast, takes too much time in all honesty.

>>58731596
No. They don't work for the first few days. Everybody who gifted memberships did so only to get recognised by Shiori. YouTube will give you your money back. Serfs are losing, as always.

>>58731752
I feel like this shiori is judging me.

>>58731864
oh ok

Do you guys wipe?

>>58727070
>>58727371

>>58732034
Depends

>>58732005
Not all novelknights are trustworthy. The new kingdom had to hire on a whim

>>58732034
I have a bidet

Females are the natural enemies of the trees for being the main consoomer of 95% of toilet paper.

>>58732105
Shiori HATES the elderly

don't care what the second outfit will be so long as there's sufficient sag

>>58732282
Sapling...

So wait, yana is going to draw shiori's daki? Is that legal? Would cover sue her or anything?

>>58732411
Titty belt = no sag

>>58732644
why wouldn't she? probably we won't see that daki until her birthday merch anyway

>>58733050
Genuine question. Isn't Shiori a product of cover, and therefore, only cover can sell her merch?
>birthday merch
Huh? Why? Does it take eight months to make a daki?

>>58730529

Nove/lit/s, I have yet to start reading the books of the month

>>58733248
There's typically two merch drops a year (with the occasional one-off thing for something like an outfit or 3D debut) and sometimes group holiday merch (like Valentine's day that had a card and cute acrylic stand)
Also merch is at the discretion of the talent, so if she gets to pick the artist that she wants to use for a product

>>58733248
merch only happens for big events like birthday, anniversary and 3d streams, so it will take for a while

>>58733248
Shiori would get Cover to commission Yana for the daki. Yana wouldn't be selling it herself.

Would (you) buy a Shiori daki? I haven’t seen any other holos dakis before so I don’t know how much they show or have, but personally I don’t have the balls to buy let alone display a daki.

>>58733437
>>58733460
Yeah, I understand that part. I wondered if Yana can sell Daki on her website or something, independent of Cover?
>>58733518
Aha okay. Thanks. Guess it's 8 months of hibernation.

>>58733536
My fiance would call me a weirdo so no.

>>58733536
I absolutely would
The Kronii one was pretty dang lewd, but the IRyS one was rather cute

>>58733536
I want a fatfuck yorick

>>58733536
Yes. I live with my parents and they actually think the Kronii one is cute.

>>58733552
Oh, like fan merch?
A lot of artists sell dakis of characters that they drew at conventions and stuffs, so it'd be alright
Just couldn't sell it as "official" merch without going through Cover

>>58733536
Yes, I live alone and only had sex with prostitutes last 6 months.

>>58733536
I've never bought a daki but I probably would for Shiorin.

Would Shiori want her daki to be lewd? One side for cute and one side for sex?

>>58733806
I just want to hug her

>>58733536
Only after I move out and live alone.

>>58733806
It will be cutesex at the same time

>>58733536
I'm expecting that I'll be living with my parents for the next few years while I get my shit together unless I can gaslight myself into wanting to go back to tech or luckshit a management job. I'll probably buy it, but just have it in storage or something. I already don't know WTF I'll do with my existing dakis.

Shiori should cover Kokoronashi.

>>58733536
I have Moris daki, still sealed sure, but yes I'm going to get Shioris daki should she have one for her 1 year/birthday.
Dakis/birthday/anniversary sets are insanely expensive on the reselling side too, Moris whole 2021 birthday set is like 500+ bucks.

Shiori owes me sex

What kind of merch would you hope to see Shiori receive? I personally hope for the yorick stress ball or keychain I saw an anon mention before but I hope she gets some stealth merch too.

Imouto Shiori owes me a hug

I owe Shiori sex

I think Shiori is up now lol

RRATS COME TO ME

>It was only for the briefest moment
>Your lips touched
>You felt her soft lips against yours
>You felt the tip of her tongue rub agajnst yours
>She's blushing profusely
>At the same time, her eyes are in a daze, as if unable to comprehend what just happened.
>So what exactly happened?
>You and your imouto Shiori were watching a scary movie together
>The two of you were holding each other
>Her little screams would sometimes come out but they weren't frequent
>You are pretty decent at horror movies so you held it in, if only to look a little cool.
>She clings to you tightly once the movie is over
>Her head buried in your chest
>You gently rub the back of her head, reassuring her that nothing will get her
>While doing that, she lifts her head to face you, her eyes are still a little teary, but she puts on her bravest face and gives you a smile
>And then it happened
>A sudden thunder storm
>The booming of the thunder caused an "Eep" out of her in surprise
>Followed by the accidental kiss that you two shared
>She tried to hide her face in your chest again
>Instead you were too close and it became the kiss mentioned in the beginning
>"O-onii-san?!"
>She's unable to comprehend what happened
>She even thinks you made a move on her.
>You apologize profusely saying things like "I should have moved my head." and "That was my first kiss I didn't mean it!"
>Upon hearing it was your first kiss, her daze ends, the ends of her lips curved into a sweet innocent smile
>She puts her small arms around your neck, bringing your head down to look at her
>"Onii-san's first kiss..hehehe.."
>Shes giggling like she just made out with her crush
>And then it dawns on you
>She practically did. You are her crush.
>Her head gets closer to yours
>"Just o-one more..onii-san."
>You gulp slowly but you can't pull your head back
>You're under her spell right now
>Your imouto Shiori kisses you on the lips once more, this time longer, your tongues intertwined.
>It tastes so soft, and sweet, like a peach, you wonder if it's due to the fruit she ate earlier.
>Suddenly, the next thunder sound booms loudly
>She quickly breaks the kiss and squeaks, almost in panic
>She bites your lip in her panic enough to make it bleed
>"A-ah...I'M SORRY ONII-SAN!"
>All traces of passion are gone, she's now on the verge of breaking down for hurting you
>You gently reassure her it was an accident
>However, that one mood that overtook your imouto never came back.
>The rest of the night was spent cuddling and watching more movies
>Every time thunder struck, she yelped just a tiny bit and squeezed you just a bit tighter than the last.

>>58734842
I should stop reading these...

>>58734450
I believe that regloss is a bunch of characters played by different holos. They are a test run for a more idol group branch. Since an idol branch would cost a lot, they are testing it with in house talents, when they have free time,

>>58734842
Based

Do (You) have an imouto?

>>58735038
yes

>>58735038
Yes. We're not really that close.

>>58735038
three of them

>>58735038
Yes. It's Shiori.
Yes and we're pretty close but not incest close.

>>58735038
No. Thank god I don't, I don't trust myself

>>58735038
Only Shiorin

>>58734842

>>58735038
Yes but not by blood.

>>58735038
Yes. We have basically nothing in common besides bonding over being neglected as children.

>>58735038
Yes, very artistic, makes cool trippy art pieces. Insanely unique art style too.

Good morning, I love Shiori.

>>58734991
Based brocon Eirika.

https://twitter.com/kotodekun/status/1703472788970021324
guys please

>>58735599
Should have gatekept saplings, they betrayed us

>>58735599
>Fauna with almost half the votes
Sorry anon, I don't think Shiori can do it this time.

>>58735599
as a biboo enjoyer i did my part and voted for shiorin~

Are you guys excited for the collab? I know I am!

>>58735815
ああああああああああいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>>58735815
*pachi pachi*
NEXT MEME

>>58735599
why is fauna so fucking hot

>>58735815
I loooooove that the hololive subreddit is indistinguishable from false flagging antis

Totally not bait for yous or anything.

>phone filename

Give me a (You) with something productive you have done in the last 24 hours

>>58735815
>reddit screencap

>>58736043
Steppies.

>>58736042
My imouto Shiori would never.

>>58736043
I woke up early

>>58736043
Fapping to Marine pics
Shiori is for hand-holding only

>>58736043
I won money playing poker

So I have been thinking (big mistake, I know).
We know that Chat and Yorick are not real. Shiori is talking to an empty void. Maybe she's in a mental asylum, maybe she's just sleeping, but we know all of this is not real.
At the same time, I know I exist, even if I am not real.

I theorize there are 3 levels in our world. The first one is Shiori, who created everything I move in. The second level is my level, the physical reality around me. The third level is where you live. I kinda suck as a god, so I didn't make a reality for you. You are just words on a screen.

Here is my problem. How do I know I created you? how do I know you are not bots or something similar created by Shiori to make me believe there is more?
Am I a God, or am I the only slave?

>>58736043
scheduled a job interview, soon enough i'll be back to making money to be a paypig

>>58736042
Dolphin shorts are very danjyarus

Where is all the Princess Shiori fanart on Twitter? All I see is the Ravencroft family.

>>58735038
I did.

>>58736155
You're just a brain in a jar in Shiori's dusty basement with inputs sent to it to make you believe physical reality exists.

>>58736324
Are you keeping me company?

>>58736042
>Shiori liked this

>>58736487
She schlicks to her own fanart 100%

>>58736487
She also liked this.

>>58736575
Absolutely adorable

Should I write more comfy imouto writefag posts like >>58728430 or more intimate ones without crossing the line too much like >>58734842

>>58736556
>>58736575
Maintaining the cutesex balance.

>>58736629
I think you should cross the line a bit more

>>58736637
We fight about cute vs sex here but it really doesn't matter because Shiori is a genius at perfectly balancing the two.

>>58736629
Cross the line more and more with each post.

>>58735905
I'll let you in on a secret
It's the same people

>>58736629
We need more sad stories, bringing your new gf and breaking imouto shiori heart!

>>58736629
I like comfy more honestly because it is a childhood I yearned for. I just want to play N64 on a Sunday morning with my cute mouth shiorin

>>58736710
>>58736748
I will write a way to blueball every single time.
>>58736877
Maybe just once and then you see the error of your ways and never again.
>>58736951
I could conjure up some comfy stories, though probably later, my hsr gachaslop event time is running out.

Why have you not posted shiori's tweet, what are you doing
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1703483167670223041?t=ZIFQdhSAqunzYAciqhGwJw&s=19

>>58737069
Imouto story with a blurry line
Above siblings and below lovers kind of comfy and sweet story
When both of you and Shiori is trying to figure out how you really sea each other

>>58737472
Poke bowl day!
please this woman needs a maid

>>58737472
Paycheck came, I'm guessing?

>>58737527
Cuddling with shiori in our underwear!
while trying to ignore my growing erection!

>>58737472
there are foods other than pizza? only Shiori could discover such things

>>58737592
She's been on about getting a poke bowl for the past 5 days because someone in her chat asked if she liked it and she fangirled over it.

>>58737764
She better tell us tomorrow she got that Pokebowl

>>58737652
Ah yes, the pepeloni

>>58737804
There will be a ten minute zatsu segment about it do not worry

>>58737860
She should eat on stream so we can confirm that she's actually eating.

>>58738129
>Eating on member's stream, where we watch Shiori empty a bowl of food to make sure she actually ate and then we headpat her and say we're proud of her.

>>58737592
No. She bought costco pizza yesterday just to have food. Now she can afford (theoretically since she has memberships) to get better food.
She mentioned a long while back about getting takeout once she gets memberships.

i look just like this

Saw a post about how much Shiorin~ earns broken down by membership tier. She will be living a good life now, feels great
I was a bit worried for most of advent that they would not get many member, dunno why

>>58738291
>Takeout
Didn't she say she liked cooking on her debut? I suppose it must be hard to find time

>>58738507
Her cooking is bacon on rice...

>>58738507
Yeah I guess it's hard to find the time. She's also a retard and has nothing in her fridge right now. Did a rundown the other day and it was only like a few super basic things + stuff like ketchup.

>>58738625
She has the broken carrot, nuts and egg.
Hershey's kisses too

>>58738291
>she eats from Costco food court
>I eat from Costco food court
We are?
I wonder if she is a gold star or executive member

>>58738507
>>58738612
>>58738625
My inner older brother saviorfag is coming out.
I need to cook for my imouto.
I need to bring a smile to her face over my cooking.
Or to bring her to tears if her asian roots have been washed away from living in the US for too long and she can no longer handle spicy food.
LET ME PAMPER YOU AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58738612
I mean, enjoying cooking and being good at it are two different things. I love the image of her just happily and cheerfully being an absolute terror in the kitchen

>>58738507
I enjoy cooking, and I'm pretty good at it.
But some people enjoy cooking, and are pretty shit at it. Like my imouto that isn't Shiori.

Do imouto havers ever think about making love to them?

>>58738291
>Now she can afford to get better food
She won't because she grew up living a frugal lifestyle, it's ingrained into her by now. Besides, it's better than doing the opposite and spending money on Doordash or UberEats every single night like some people might be compelled to do if they earned that much money.

So if Shiori is out imouto
But Shiori is also a princess
And we are also her knights

Does that mean we are her older brother-prince that is also a sworn knight to protect our imouto

>be Shiori
>Finish work
>Cook your bacon and rice
>Go back to your computer
>Three monitors
>/here/ on one, prechat on one, discord on one
>the only sounds in the room that can be heard are occasional munching sounds

>>58738960
No, even if we're not blood related. The most I ever did was kiss on the forehead, cheek and her shoulder.
>>58738981
Yes, there are stories of Prince's that go out to the battlefield themselves and act as the Knight captain that leads the army.

>>58738973
Well yeah I don't expect her to get delivery every night or even that often.
I do expect her to at least buy milk and bread more often instead of coping with spoiled stuff. There's enough concernfags that she might live a little better even if it's not by much.
I understand how she is since I grew up the same way and still cope in some of the same ways she does.

>>58738981
Yes, but for some reason Shiori was chosen for succession so we enlist in the army to protect her.

>>58738960
Not even a little bit. The idea is disgusting. The Westermarck Effect is real

>>58739065
My first thought was being like a Clive from Ff16 for our little sibling

>>58739239
Same here

>>58739230
What is that? I don’t have a sibling so I guess the idea on paper sounds interesting but I know if I had one I would be revolted but the idea

>>58739239
I’d totally be a Clive to shioris joshua
Clive is a gigachad

>>58739360
Shiori would be into Joshua or Dion instead...

>>58739295
nta but the westermarck effect is the idea that kids that grow up together end up not being attracted to each other

What are we feeling today? Highlights video, short or unexpected appearance somewhere?

>>58739611
Think it's time for a video?

>>58739434
Honestly after the time skip I could see an argument for either boy, as long as it isn’t barnabas or hugo

>>58739611
she hates us and we wont get anything

>>58739295
It's normal to feel sexual attraction to people who are genetically similar to you. However, if you fuck your siblings you'll produce retard babies from recessive gene expression. Evolution had to come up with something to stop you from doing this.
The end result is called the Westermarck Effect. This is the idea that members of the opposite sex that you grow up with are considered ineligible mates. The reason it's believed to be "those who you grew up with" is that they did studies on African villages where children lived communally and found they would find partners in other villages when growing into puberty. Additionally, there's examples of siblings who were separated at birth and reunited later in life who then found each other attractive.

>>58740153
Does this explain why stepsibling porn is the most popular on pornhub?

>>58739611
Poke Bowl pic

>>58739611
I'm a NORMAL shiori watcher and I don't need anything. Those kisses? Nothing. I'm NORMAL. Pampering her? Praising her? Don't feel a thing. I'm so NORMAL. I don't want her to be there every day 24/7. I don't feel nothing when she talks to me. I'm NORMAL. Writing fanfics about her? Stories? I feel nothing. I'm so fucking NORMAL, holy shit. I come here just to show off how NORMAL I am. I sit in her prechat because it's a NORMAL thing to do. I don't think about her. I don't like her. You guys are sick. I'm NORMAL.

>>58740153
I wonder if the anons that didn't wanna have sex with their imouto are saying that because they weren't that close.
Like arguments, fighting over shit, sibling being bratty or annoying too much, etc.

>>58740458
No it's because I wasn't loved enough by my mother and now crave an oneechan to dote on me

>Mentioned Ace Combat a couple of times
Will Shiori play it one day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k

>>58740438
Ngmi

>>58740438
Alright, calm down now Norman.

>>58740438
Most sane novelite.

KNIGHT STATUS?

>>58740668
In the tavern enjoying my day off. But I'm ready to serve at moments notice.

>>58740668
In Princess' chambers right now.

>>58740668
In the training grounds, watching over my imouto's knights as they train. It's my duty as their Knight captain and their Prince to make sure they don't slack off in times of war.

>>58740791
You will be tortured until you are broken like griffith

>>58740668
nonmarkertable

>>58740791
This "knight" is the one that will sell the princess out to Nerissa for her horn back. I can sense it in my bones.
Someone post the Unknighted soundpost.

>>58738960
absolutely not, i have had a couple of dreams in my life though

>>58740791

I swear to God, she said yesterday something is coming up after the stream. Don't you guys remember? She said something like, in 20 minutes, something will happen, but I can't raid you there. I swear I'm not hallucinating. You guys heard that, too, right?

>>58740668
Maintaining my gear and also just relaxing and playing the SO2R demo. Looks great, the arrangements are splendid but the OG soundtrack just hits me in the nostalgia bone, I've been switching between them both. The combat is also as good as I remember it as well.

i want to rape the princess

>>58741120
She was talking about Fauna's 3D Live that Sony killed.

>>58741138
This serf is a goblin that wandered in. Execute it.
Disgusting vile creature.

>>58741138

>>58741138

>>58741138
Raping Shiori's kingdom like in kuroinu

>>58741138

>>58741138
begone foul sexpest. return to your wench, Rissa of Ravencroft.

>>58741435
The problem with the kingdoms in kuroinu is they did not have MEN to protect the kingdoms. All females and sows ready to be broken at the click of a finger.

But how will she fix me?

I love her so much, bros...

I'm the most hated novelknight.

>>58742474
So you have desires to rape the princess, and sell out the kingdom to Nerissa by returning her horn? I understand, you must be killed.

Shiori's l2d model freezing and when she dragged it all of her assets falling off and going to shit made me think.
1000 knights gathered in the great hall all smile, the greatest warmth in their hearts as their princess struggles with her robe, sceptre and crown.

>>58742531
1000 knights is really poetic.

>>58735038
Yes, and we haven't spoken in 3 years...

>>58742731
It's pretty close to accurate.
A total of 968 viewers became Novelknights according to Hololyzer.
We can just say the remaining 32 are travelling from across the continent still.

>>58743043
So do we need to kill older ones to keep the number at 1000?

>>58743043
It's all thanks to the princess' gentle taxation policies.

>>58743335
They must go through the knight trials. They will exist, but they will never rank in the top 1,000 until an honorable duel to determine rank is held, as witnessed by the princess.
Although the princess is quite soft, so she'll cancel the duel at the first sign of harm despite only using wooden swords.

I need a Shiori daki I can hug while I try to convince myself that everything will be ok and that my life isn't hopeless

>>58743335
The original 1000 of us should be her old guard. All the new ones to come and go are simply knights

>>58742531
Do you have the timestamp

Am I the only one keeping the track of who she is interacting the most or does somebody else also keep track of that?

>>58741529
I thought they did have men but all the men wanted to rape them anyway? Like Claudia's father-in-law who taught her how to be a knight, etc.

Shiorin.... The schedule onegai....

Hey friends. Still no schedule posted?
Is something up or she's just being indecisive?

>>58744381
Does it matter?

>>58744381
You might be autistic, also she interacts with (Me) the most because no one else in chat is real.

>>58744381
I only keep track of our interactions. I have screenshots and timestamps in a word file.

>>58744483
>>58744494
Let her enjoy her poke bowl in peace fags. She's been looking forward to it all week.

I don’t mind whenever she post the schedule because im free the time of day she goes live anyways so it makes no difference to me.

>>58742497
He's our Mordred...

>>58744528
Of course it does. Look how many Novelites post daily: "Wow, she liked my comment, my story, she read my chat". What do you think happens if they leave a comment and see that Shiori ignores it and that HE got another heart? You don't believe there is a bit of jealousy brewing up? Look at her membership post. All those paypigs and constant commentators left heartless. Fuwamoco gave hearts to everyone.

>>58745435
lurkelites dont have this problem!

>>58743957
https://youtu.be/cZcDQqw3WO4?t=2808

>>58745573
We're the real winners here.

>>58745435
>Shiori ignores it and that HE got another heart?
Yes, that's me, I am that HE.

>>58745435
I'm happy with my weekly hearts... I don't even chat or SC and she still likes most of mine

Does anyone have the timestamp/video of when she implied the nyakuza were leftover assests from a previous theme/design? (she *coughed* and said it under her breath quickly) I'm fairly confident it was within the first two weeks/before the break. I've already scoured over the unarchived karaoke and checked the transcripts of most videos, but that didn't bring anything up (besides the Only Up stream that didn't have one generated).

Are we starting this timeloop again? We already talked about not getting obsessed with whether you get hearts or having your message read.

>>58745573
Yup, that's how I do it, too + an SC here and there. It is fascinating to observe how hard they fight for her attention in the comments. Must be hard paying that much money, and being ignored by her. I couldn't do it. I would go schizo. Good luck to you, anons. I hope you don't let it go to your head. I'll collect the data if you don't mind. Fascinating stuff.

>>58744381
>>58745435
kys

>>58744381
>>58745435
Go all out then, who's the most interacted with?
Who farms those hearts in her community posts, who farms those hearts in her vods, who farms mentions in her prechat.
Go on.

>>58745864
>we

Fuck it, I'll stop being a lurker just to prove to you fags that she reads everyone

>>58745864
Because tourists think it's some big plot on how she favours certain names, but in reality she just really enjoys their responses to her prompts, or they commented something she liked, and she tries to read everyone in SC's, and responds to people at random in pre-chat.
But nono, it HAS TO BE certain people, IT MUST BE!

>>58744381
>>58745435
You're probably seething at people she knew from the past or aren't even /here/, it can't be helped.

>>58745864
It happens more often on her non-streaming day.
I guess people just miss her.

THE LIKES SHIORI!
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>58746038
Explain likes in the membership posts then.
>>58746068
Whatever makes you sleep at night. I just like collecting data.
>>58745944
You think I should go that deep? I might. I've only did hearts under yt videos but I might do the perchat and community posts too. Should I keep an eye out on twitter too?

If she hearts me or replies to me in chat, I remember it. If she doesn't, then I just forget the entire conversation. If she responds to other people, I still think she's cute. She's an entertainer first and foremost, so it's unreasonable to expect her to only interact with me and not the rest of her fans.

>>58746516
Proof? Who has the most hearts under the youtube videos?

>>58746516
Give me a quick rundown.
Who is winning the heartbowl?

>>58746516
>Explain likes in the membership posts then.
You explain it, you're the one coming up with this stuff, are they the same names that get hearted in video comments or in community posts?

Your comment has to have more substance than just "hehe goth gf hehe" Of course she ignores the overly flirty or obnoxious things.

>Cataloguing people over hearts
Really creepy, anon.

>>58730717
Thank you

>>58745435
>Fuwamoco gave hearts to everyone.
I understand the idea behind this, but at the same time, wouldn't that remove the special feeling from it?

>Be me
>See someone sperging out about hearts
>Thinks its retarded as shit to sperg about
>5 hearts in a row for previous community posts
>Hearted on a couple vods
>No hearts in members
Muh patterns guys. No one truly cares about them.
They're nice for me to have as a little confidence boost to know that my writefaggotry made her bother to react to it since she's the one that gave me the inspiration to write, but that's it. Stop overthinking it.

>>58746516
Why are Kronies like this

We should have kicked Deadbeats and saplings out when we had the chance

I made a mistake.
I had the AI doing the suck and now she won't stop. I've tried all sorts of things, including physically restraining her, but she just keeps sucking.

>>58746853
shut up, you're the one that had an indie oshi that hearted everything and you got desensitized, this is my first time getting attention...

>>58747001
Ok, have your moment. You're free to.
Just don't start investigating to see how many different people got hearted multiple times or interacted with multiple times.

>>58746615
>>58746609
Liyumu. Ingrem. Elias.
>>58746618
Yes. They are the most liked people in the VODs.

Some anons are long gone, imagine getting jealous over hearts.

>>58747277
What's the heart count at chief. Do community writing prompts while you're at it.

>>58747379
can you hang yourself

>>58747277
Gimme the top 10.

>>58747399
No I wanna see how far this schizo will actually go and we're at bump limit. It will all be forgotten and ignored next page just like trauma dumps.

>>58747277
Heart count? show the spreadsheet i know you have

Where does Jake fit in to the heart ranking? Or does he not participate?

>>58747443
>>58747399

>>58746878
Don't trust those Saplings either.

>>58747471
Ignored most of the times. Christian too.
>>58747379
Sure, sure, I just started doing this, so I don't know how far you guys want me to go. If you guys are interested, I'll give you a whole table sometime this week, when it looks presentable. Do you want Twitter, too? That seems a little too creepy for me, but if you guys want, sure.

>>58747677
>jake gets ignored
good

>>58747663
Honestly, it's the perfect sapling/kronie meeting point. The shing-shang part 2.

>>58747677
Twitter nope, too much.
Also I've never heard of those names before. Expected Jake or Christian or Doc or Choker since I hear those names the most.

>>58746774
Probably an unemployed anonchama
Nothing better to do

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>>58747747
what if this is jake?

>>58747835
Yeah, that is what was weird to me too. They all seem recent and have a heart on every video and mem post along with some guy named Sam Writer, but I think that's her friend or something since he is also a streamer. Choker gets the most hearts out of those four named.
>>58747848
It's Sunday, I'm not a priest.

>>58748142
ON EVERY VOD?

Did jake become a knight

>>58747443
>can you create and keep track of a measuring system so that any schizo or anti can easily look it up and encourage them to shit on shiori and stalk her fans with, i really want to encourage that
>dont worry this encouragement and measuring system wont be talked about beyond this thread even though im asking him to keep it up go deeper with it and make it easier to see

Make the spreadsheet then. I know you want to.

>>58748227
Yes.
>>58748142
Just sounds like old friends under new / alt accounts then.

It's okay, she said that she needs to get used to people. We'll be noticed in the next couple of months.

Also, I think I'll keep this stuff only for page 10 or so. I don't want to ruin the thread quality. I don't know if I want to do that since it feels like I opened a Pandora's box and started to anti my oshi. Is this really something you guys want, be honest with me.

shiori likes creating writing prompts and encouraging creativity because she loves roleplaying and immersing herself and empathizing with characters, while also seeing others work hard at doing that with her
the only thing thats going to happen is shiori getting discouraged from doing something she likes doing and to feel bad about it

>>58748467
I want you to be honest with me, anon.
Does this make you happy? Is this fulfilling you?
If it is, then by all means, continue. If you can think of things that'll make you happier then please do those.

>>58748467
If you think it's something you shouldn't be doing, then stop.

>>58748467
No not really, it's just something that fills the time while we wait for bump limit to take us to the next page.
If you really wanna document it, no one stopping you, but airing it is a different story. If you think it shouldn't be announced or aired out to a general on 4chin, then don't.

This is really fucking weird.

>>58748467
Yeah, go ahead.

>>58748467
You already ruined it and keep it for yourself

>>58748467
Fuck off and keep the seethe of random commenters in your head.

I think everyone in the thread needs a hug.

>>58748467
Even if is a honorable reason, youre just giving ammo material to schizos and obsessed antis

>whe Shiori said to respect her collab choices she meant the LACK of collabs
I just want Shiori to play with Gooba.

I just want to fix myself

I'm still of the opinion that it doesn't matter who you are, it matters more what you're saying, and that's what Shiori takes note of.

I went to make dinner and come back to this. Where did all these schizos come from?

good morning novelites...
How's everyone doing

>>58749170
Good morning, good morning.
I'm quite well today, how are you, did you have a good sleep?

Why are kronies like this

>heartschizo
Oh God it's a genuine homegrown crazy person

All right, I won't air it out here. I think it's for the best. I'll collect the data and play with the yt algo. If anybody wants some tips on how to write a comment for a heart bait, ask me and I'll answer on page 10. Or for community stuff. I love you shiggers.
>>58749292
Try again.

>>58749563
Every thread eventually gets one. It was only a matter of time.
>>58749170
Good morning Novelite who always says good morning when it's night here.

>>58749048
I'm a Novelite from the winter of the year 2024. She has collabed with Mori three times, came onto girls talk with Kiara and Fauna, and had one very weird collab with Ame where they played Hatoful Boyfriend. Still no JP senpai collabs outside of chance meetings in Minecraft.
Gooba still hasn't collabed with anyone from Advent.

>>58749637
I'm pretty sure the community prompts are still just "Whoever writes a good post that she likes and finds good in relation to her prompt." but feel free to prove me wrong before the next thread.
I won't respond outside of bump limit.

>>58749637
Jesus Christ schizo can you be any more of an attention whore to scientifically analyze your oshi's "heart pattern" so you can design ideal bait to attract a crumb of attention. Why do I have to share a thread with this genuine psychopath

>>58749895
You're naive if you don't think that's what the majority of people commenting on her videos aren't doing.

How are (You) doing Novelknight? Any stream hopes/expectations for this upcoming week?

>>58749977
So long as we get more Shiori I'm happy with whatever her next week schedule looks like.

>>58749977
I want Shiori to have a lot of fun, so I'm down for anything she wants to do. Wondering if there will be part 2 for Story of Seasons, or more Frog.

>>58749895
I don't comment. I just like to play with the data, compare it, influence it and collect it. I'm not interested in hearts.

>>58749048
Gura needs to stream to collab with her kouhais, anon.

>>58749977
>Any stream hopes/expectations for this upcoming week?
For the weekly collab with Advent to not be full of Fuwamoco and BIjou screeching blowing my eardrums while Shiori stays in a corner quiet and without saying anything for 15+ minutes.

>>58750213
Well, it's going to be Gartic Phone, so better luck next time.

How did Chumbat even find this thread...?

>It's been 50 days since debuts.
What the FUCK!?

I wonder if Shiori will tweet about Kronii's 3D showcase just like she did with Fauna.

>>58749975
I don't so fuck you, all my messages are no think just write

>>58750481
I don't see a reason why she wouldn't.

>>58749975
Majority of early commenters on her videos and community posts do hope to receive a heart. The majority are not schizos with a corkboard tracking each heart, analyzing the content and coming up with strategies to optimize amount of attention farmed.
I hope anyone doing this can keep it to themselves instead of spreading their mental illness to others.

>open the thread after a long night shift
>Hearts and competitive schizo behavior
Sometimes I hate saplings for starting this behavior and its spreading like a plague.
Eh I just fuckin leave /here/ and taking care of myself.