/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58696601
rape

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Thank you Bingus

>>58696601
Suspended Bettel

>>58696601
Graduated aBruptly

>another Bettel yab
Can we just trade this guy and Flayon so we can get Magni and Vesper back?

>>58696684
Amen.
>>58696601
Betsy Grayson.

>>58696845
You will now samefag this dogshit bait all thread

>>58696601
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>>58696684
amen.

Greetings nature anon here. This is first of the 3 in takes on Thursday. His name is Sebastian he is a Circus Bettorgi. Sebastian was hit by a car and got paralyzed. His owner lacked the ability to care for his disability so brought him to us. We fitted him with a wheelchair to help him get around the sanctuary. He is a diva and basically demands to be pampered all the time. given his disability we let him be Diva.

>>58695704
https://files.catbox.moe/5xrzxt.mp4
hq source file

>>58697053
uhu aaa aaa

>>58697053
OOH OH AAA AAH

I like flayon but sometimes his tweets are a bit too cringe...

I like gorexelotl going soft, I think its cute. Join the ranks of the yumes who just want to be making him a homecooked meal and have him come up behind to hug you and tenderly kiss your nape. You don’t need your throat ripped out~ aniki is a caring guy~

>>58696684
AMEN
>>58697053
UOH UOH AUH AUH

>>58697181
Poor little guy...hope you guys pamper him a lot then

>>58697850
It's why I disabled the notifications for his tweets. That and him sometimes making 30 tweets in an hour.

>>58696845
Honestly would take this deal any day

>>58697878
Not even an axelotl but that's a really cute scenario

>>58696601
gaping butthole giant bitch garbage bin
>>58696684
amen

>>58696601
retarded rapebait

As some anon said last thread Hakka was extra cute today! Hakka LOVE! and SEX!

non consensual sex with both of them simultaneously

>>58697053
ruiasd

FEESH ON THE TELLY (again)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkVJD88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkVJD88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkVJD88

MAMA ON DA TELLY PT2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkVJD88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkVJD88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkVJD88

Someone get Shinri out of that hellhole

>>58697878
first of all can you go fucking kill yourself, also yeah ill make axel a nice raw steak with a rare cut off my thigh
im too short for him to do that unless he crouches down like a foot anyway kek

>if you hear screaming and shouts for help and please for mercy in the background, please don't mind
wild thing to say, Shinri

Well it was nice knowing Bettel, but going 10 minutes over the big 3D showcase? Idk man I think this might be it. Tempus week already felt tense and full of dead air with only 6 people, but 5? God help us. I think they'll find that they're hopeless and directionless without Bettel's comedic timing. Altare tries but his humor is high school / Family Guy tier, Hakka/Flayon are spazzoids, Axel is good at getting everyone cancelled, and Shinri can't summon any energy to save his life. Now that Magni's gone, Bettel isn't just an essential member of Tempus, Bettel IS Tempus.

bettel is my sex doll

ogey

Is there a single person in Cover that knows who Charles Dickens is?

ogey ogey

What happened in 1942?

>>58700840
you guys are so dramatic

I'm hearing voices, Shinri, who are you locking in your basement?

>>58701648
The classic movie Casablanca came out.

What were your favorite posts from the ita bag stream, /MANS/?

Whinri's computer is so LOUD but I don't wanna tell him cause he'll get stressed tying to fix it

>>58702157 (Me)
>whinri
no that's not a nickname, just a typo

>>58702334
WHINRI LOVE

>>58701996
the Kyle one and the Hakka Tempantsu one

>>58702157
The girl from Fullmetal Alchemist?

>>58701996
The one with all the Legos, Hakka sounded so happy

>>58697053
Are... Are we still on Bizarro /MANS/?

>>58701996
This one since it got Hakka to get excited abut his con appearance and act cute!

Hakka sex
https://www.twitter.com/t0_kappa/status/1702935550368321785?s=20

>>58700716
hehe, short anon is cute. all the better to gulp his glizzy from a standing height.

>>58703136
CAMBOY HAKKA UUOOOH

It's Sarcasm!

KEK, Shinri loves the science jokes

Trust a teacher with multiple degrees to absolutely lose his shit at dumb chemistry jokes. Sasuga shinrimama, another psish moment for the archives

Shinri Smart

>>58701996
chika nesos

Greeting MANS,Nature anon here. Finally caught up with in takes a set of Tempmutts. These 2 are litter mates which struggled to find a home do to them being bonded. Their names are Peewee and Storm. Peewee has very high energy and was hard to keep up with and when attempts to train him were made storm became aggressive each time peewee was punished. This made the pair a handful as they also have separation anxiety which meant they threw a fit when apart. We think they were taken from their mom too young which heavily effects the mind of a tempanimals. It will be slow progress with them but they get along with other animals so with think Bruno can mentor them into being well behaved dogs.

>>58704621
awwtare face is killing me, please make more dumb baby animals out of him

>>58703136
SSSEEEEXXXXXXXXX

Shinri posted a clip talking about 40k, how long until Games Workshop sues Cover?

>>58705555
oh man did the shorts start to come out already? I hat that youtube doesn't notify about them

>>58704621
So cute uuuu

>>58705690
YouTube's bungled every aspect of shorts since their introduction so it's not surprising.

>>58696601
Travis Pretzel

Leader's Dark and Darker VOD is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tVaqmxD3iE

>>58706110
Oh, he managed to just silence it, nice

>>58706242
What happened? I didn't catch the whole thing.

>>58706365
He got heated and started screaming gamer words.

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1703281822208000269

>>58703136
UOHHH HAKKA WHORING HIMSELF FOR MEN ONLINE

>>58706426
Do a spic karaoke already you dumb ourple birb.

>>58705555
Does Shinri know Nurgle is a god and not a cult leader

>whore guild
Do you guys treat the Tempus boys any higher than your regular florida backstreet gigolo?

>>58706927
Yes. But why Florida? What did they do to deserve that comparison?
t. Florida

Meh, I'm very sleepy so I'll have to watch the rest of Shinri's VOD tomorrow.
Good night MANS

>>58707145
Goodnight, Anon. Sweet dreams.

How hard would you stare at shinri

I love Shinri’s crazy eyes

>>58707437
Depends why I'm doing it and if he would stare back.

>>58706914
He knows nothing for 40k and was just rambling based off what chat told him.

>>58707145
Good night.

>>58707051
>Shinri
Deliberately exposing his chest so fangirls can ogle and possibly touch him
>Flayon
Being a degenerate sex fiend despite not being old enough to drink alcohol
>Altare
Being a possessive, insane cult leader and hypnotizing people with his green eyes and shapeshifting
>Axel
Being a leather clad submissive to Altare
>Bettel
Getting fucked by horses and being naive enough to let ojisans and salesmen take advantage of him
>Hakka
Being a girl in disguise.

https://twitter.com/Rupin_02/status/1703225350048923840

>>58707437
I can't really "stare" at him when I'm hitting it hard from the back now can I?

>>58697053
https://files.catbox.moe/tr6qlk.mp4

>>58707677
>Altare
No, that's me. Altare is probably somewhere else. If he was doing that in Florida, I would know, and we would've had a turf war by now.

mans is finally dead now that the two most important members have left

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1703301681801220471
>He doesn't use the Armored Core grip

Whatever big bro
G’night MANS see you all tomorrow. Flay is scaring me

>>58710105
Sweet dreams anon.

>>58707677
>Getting fucked by horses and being naive enough to let ojisans and salesmen take advantage of him
Didn't happen in Florida, Sunshine acts would ensure I get the film.

>>58710105
goodnight
>>58711393
sex

boo. good night

>>58711612
HUH YOU
Goodnight

>>58711612
ToT goodnight

>>58711612
I liked your cabinet GN

>>58707677
>>Shinri
>Deliberately exposing his chest so fangirls can ogle and possibly touch him
the poor guy has been begging to get a shirt to cover him up since the beginning...

Flay space
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1703324261127954509

>>58712518
this isn't asmr, this is autism

>>58711612
kill yourself

>>58706483
no se sabe la canción ni pija pero que linda que es la voz de Hakka cuando canta en español...

>>58712518
Listening to him simp for women 24/7 gets so tiring i wish he was different

>>58711612
uuu I missed you
>>58712518
wtf is baby boy talking about

>>58712681
Huniepop broke him I think.

>>58712518
>makes a fapping sound
>dies laughing
>ends
sasuga

>>58712681
at least it's better than listening to him simp for men

>>58712575
Seethe faggot

>>58711612
VMS hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I LOVED YOUR ITABAGS

>>58712767
Not really. I just dont want to hear him to go yass kween slay every time a woman comes up onscreen

Again Flay space
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1703327784779551014

>>58712767
Yeah but you kind of expect Holostars to simp for other guys, and most of the audience can get behind it they're mostly into men. Flayon's thirst for women is kind of like Shiori and her simping for anime guys, it's awkward for the people watching. And you can tell he's kind of holding back and acting more feminist-like so he doesn't upset his female viewers.

>>58711612
LOVE
holy bait above me

>>58713023
ok I see where you're coming from and I agree

Is Flayon off his meds

Wtf flayon

He is so autistic and cute sometimes i really cant deal with his flaws but then he acts like this and pulls me right in

What the hell is going on right now? I don't think it's gonna let me see it without an X account.

Something's wrong with this kid

>>58713180
he was being random xD

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1703330395587039701

>>58711612
fucking troon kys

>>58713379
>monke
black confirmed

he's so cute putting his little figurines together bros

>>58711612
goodnight chu

I have not heard of Gorimane in a long time maybe because I don't watch Axel. Is she still there?

>>58715141
All Tempus manes got a promotion

how was itabag stream?

>>58715208
>everyone gets a promotion

mother is such a barafag lol

>>58715274
it was fun if youre into those types of streams

>>58715532

>>58715274
I liked it. The itabags/shrines were cute, Hakka was cute.

>>58715532
This man needs to get laid.

Why does Xenokuni sound like an utter shithole?

domo /MANS/.
i dreamt that i was chilling with my brother on a couch when Axel came and just pinned me down, his leg a good fit between my crotch and his face against my neck. he held me snug and started napping on me like im a pillow.
what's the best vod recommended this week? i try to catch up

>>58716292
what the fuck
Any dark and darker (altare most competent) and shinri starfield. Axel pikmin if you've seen his other ones.
I guess hakka itabag if you like gimmick streams, not for me though.

>>58715274
honestly it kinda made me realize how often the vg boys talk to their fans over twitter. hakka and flayon especially do this

>>58716292
wtf happened to you? werent you a vestie or did you get brainwashed
ill throw in another coin saying axel pikmin streams are pretty good

>>58716292
Dark and Darker was a lot of fun, especially once they figured out what they were doing

mm mm mmm noctare in noct’s new outfit. the blue claws…
https://x.com/lamp_after_dark/status/1703215782102999426?s=20

>>58716983
noct has a new outfit? i thought he quit the vtubing gig.

Hakkaxel love

good morning /MANS/

>>58717312
Ohayo gozaimasu.

>>58717302
Aniki and hermanito... Nice.

>>58711612
Yea boy

>>58713023
Yuri and yaoi baiting is one of the most fucking annoying things a vtuber can do. I don't need them to pretend for me that they're cumming every time a guy/girl pops up on the screen.

What did he mean by this? I doubt Twoberta would be an outright danger for most folks. R-right?

>>58717884
some people aren't asexual bro
also the bait you're replying to is complaining about flay simping for women

>>58717975
the fuck is this picture what I my looking at? and why is the woman who drew it LARPing as a man?

>>58717884
Yeah, and I think it's actually really possible that Flayon's whole horny simping thing is actually hurting his brand / viewership more than anything. Yeah sure Huniepop is his highest viewed video but that's something that can literally only happen once and it's counterproductive to try and chase that high. Usually "cute" vtubers in general do better in seiso roles, but maybe having Shinri as a genmate has something to do with it. Flayon kind of has to struggle to stand out amongst some of the best comedians in (male) vtubing, and that's a difficult position to be in. So who knows.

>>58716432
>>58716521
>>58716536
it's been a while since i watched aniki i dont even know what or who's grooming me to dream of him. i don't mind oshi-ing them both
thank you anons o7. i needed my daily fix since work training took over my life chu~!

>>58718278
>what I my
what am I*

honk honk shoo Bettel is retarded honk shoo

>>58716983
ToT nice

>>58718126
Any opinion you dont like isnt bait. People are allowed to vent about the things they dont like itt.

>>58718279
But you, go back.

>>58716983
Awooga

>>58718278
are you the person shitting on vms and telling them to kill themselves whenever they post here? You need to get rid of your twitter brainworms and stop being such a fucking schizo

https://twitter.com/minipuffins/status/1703371549078904934

>>58718618
I want to eat the blueberry parfait!

Some twitter people got their tempantsu, has anyone /here/ had theirs ship yet?

If so, where did you buy from?

>>58718618
Beautiful art as always.

>>58718618
beautiful art, but that's the first time where the more grey-ish face color she uses looks weird compare to the neck skin color

>>58718763
mine is shipping with dhl and it says its supposed to be here by the 25th. but they were sending me emails last week saying I needed to give them my dl because it was denied or something. I never did so Ill see if it gets here. I just used the holo store link.

I love everyone from VG, for different reasons. I don't want to force it, but I feel like I should have a one singular oshi, but I caaan't decide

>>58718763
From the HoloPro website. DHL is giving me silly undies on the 22nd

>>58718618
Theyre so hot

Flayon space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1OdKrjEaWROKX
https://files.catbox.moe/39haxe.m4a

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1ZkKzjMBelZKv
https://files.catbox.moe/dg4o0x.m4a

>>58718763
Mine just shipped yesterday. This whole several month delay between purchasing and shipping really makes me look back and my purchases wondering what the hell I was thinking.

>>58719854
>he fell for the hype

>>58719854
Same. My super expo merch from back in March just shipped. Sure will cherish that Copium order when it gets here, too.

>>58718763
mine shipped from geekjack just recently
>>58719854
I haven't regretted anything I got... but the copium cup is probably going to sting a little when it comes in...

>>58718618
Hoowee

Bettel is one of the reasons why I haven't actually set fire to some faggot's house. Thank you jester! I appreciate you helping me keep to my vow of non violence.

>>58721429
kill the jester

>>58721490
No, because then I'll end up setting fire to this one faggot's house and I'm trying to avoid that

>>58718618
I need them both to rape me

>>58721522
set fire to the jester's house
two birds one stone

>>58721589
No. This man is keeping me from doing some possibly regrettable things to """"""people"""""". JESTER LOVE

rape the jester

>>58721888
>Trips of Truth
I got no choice then

>Backpack set available until October 10th
>Plushie available until October 16th
why not both on the 16th.... so I get my paycheck in time

>>58723126
It is based on when they went live the backpack went live 6 days earlier so sale ends 6 days earlier.

>>58718279
You don't watch him, do you?

>>58723288
Yeah I figured as much, I just think it's dumb

axel tweeting all the final fantasy things

>>58718279
The original joke with Flayon was that he was a simp for monster girls. I thought that was funny and I wish he'd go back to that. I want him to play Vangers and become infatuated with every woman in that game.

>>58724182
Someone please give him final fantasy perms please I would suck someone's cock to get him to finally play crisis core on stream

>>58724361
it's gonna take more than one suck, anon.
contact me johnfantasy@squeenix.jp

>>58724361
They have ff perms though

>>58724427
Whatsver you need me for I am ready baby. I sent the email

>>58724454
No they don't? Axel would've played crisis core long ago if that was the case

>>58724668
He literally said they had perms for most of his favorite ff games when he announced it. He just wanted to play FF16 first

Final Fantasy arc returns with the next remake ikz
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1703413912258134112

>>58718278
>the fuck is this picture what I my looking at?
A meme. You new?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wow-i-really-shouldnt-stick-my-penis-in-there-however
>and why is the woman who drew it LARPing as a man
They're not. That's an edit I made of VMS's art, and I'm a man. Regardless, making a picture of the opposite sex saying something doesn't mean you're claiming to be that sex.
>>58717975
It's just a feeling I got, don't read too much into it. WRONG. RUN.

>>58724902
unrelated but i like how Axel has his JP name in his display name

>>58719835
Bless you anon

>>58717975
godly pussy, but if you want it a second time you have to spend $40k of miniatures and paints.
basically a heroin addiction for your dick

>>58724902
what timeslot is that

milk josuiji shinri

In an hour, the FINAL DAY of /vt/ League 5 begins.

We play the 3rd match in the Quarter Finals against /mayo/.

VTL5 Schedule Link: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5#Quarter_Finals
/manstars/ Wikipage: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//manstars/

Stream Link: https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

With this appearance we equal our previous best.
Will we go further? Watch to find out!

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

>>58725982
When did your picrel happen kek

Why is this thread so dead?

>>58725982
Overlapping Hakka's ES stream? Shameless

>>58726117
because dead world

>>58726113
During yesterday's match vs /774/

>>58726117
dead hours

>>58725982
are we save if we win or does someone have to lose for us to progress?

>>58713023
>Shiori and her simping for anime guys, it's awkward for the people watching.
Maybe I'm an outlier, since I'm a straight brotuber enjoyer, but I give zero shits about this. How could I be upset by it and also coexist with THIS thread? At worst, I think it's a suboptimal use of time.

>>58726278
Flex <<<<<<< Woven Fates <= Dead World <<<< Woven Fates, Justen's Anime OP Version

HAKKA ON THE ESPANOL TELLY

>>58727068
ESPAÑOL

>>58726201
What percentage of /here/ even speaks Spanish? About 5%? Just give the ES stream a like and leave it playing at 1% volume (not muted) on another monitor or in the background so Hermanito gets the watch time. Then watch translated clips later.
Literally me, btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0msQb5SiPSI

BIRB ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbyn-mmWtmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbyn-mmWtmg

LA VERDULERIA!

>>58727197
Probably. I was making a jest, I don't speak it but wish I did

los regionalismos del pájaro.. tan endearing

>>58727454
¿Ejemplos?

Hakka tiene CHADzophrenia

>>58727689
antes él estaba intentando explicar como se usa la palabra macizo a comparación de otros lugares

Que alguien le diga a Hakka que deje de doxear su edad

>Becomes a vtuber
>Is given a model and character that is Japanese as fuck
>Decides to have a cafe
>Also decides to have a grocery store, apparently
I don't mind, but is running a cafe and/or bodega actually that culturally/genetically ingrained into LatAm bros?

>ypung hakka dependiendo de un local de comida rápida para tener conexión a internet desde el celu, al punto que empezó a buscar en la basura por recibos
ay mi niño..

Is our game starting now

>>58728530
Why do the purest holos have the hardest lives...

hakka having to search in trash bins for tickets to use the kfc internet

>>58728764
>>58728711

>>58728194
Déjalo nomás no hay tanta diferencia.

he was too stupidly kind as a kiddo..

>>58728210
konbini and trendy cafes are the lifeblood of the Japanese, so it fits

Hermanos, are we taking over the thread or what?

>>58728659
In around one hour I believe.

>>58729059
How would that be different from any other group dominating conversation while their oshi is live?

>>58729059
would be cool if you guys live translated :)

Imaginen ahorcar a Hakka durante el sexo ¿Creen que le guste?

>>58729275
seguramente, pero espero que él me haga lo mismo a mi

What does he mean by this, why is he stopped clipping other holostars members?

>>58729275
I don’t think I need a translator for this one

>>58729239
I'd also like this, but I didn't want to ask.

I've seen one art of Hakka with a cloaca, hakkitos need to step it up

>>58718618
REGINA SEX

la chiqui molly cameo!

por favor hakka autisto? (i cant speak spanish)

Molly ta chikita no puede

since hes kind of bad with rhythm games, he used to only watch playthoughs of them. alien hominid was one of them, he really likes the music from that indie game
hes currently asking for enstars perms (another rhythm game)
currently talking about his dogs and cat and what they eat
>>58729239
>>58729358
>>58729658
can help with some bits and pieces but not much, sorry

>>58729759
Thank you chu

>>58729348
>What does he mean by this,
It probably just indicates where his focus is, not that he doesn't like the others.
>why is he stopped clipping other holostars members?
It's understandable. If the majority of his natural watch time went to those two, it would become much more difficult for him as a clipper to detour through the rest of Tempus' VODs to find worthwhile moments. I'm not a clipper, but the amount I watch Tempus has gone down substantially since they left, because most of my favorite dynamics involved at least one of them. I still like the other boys of course, but there's no getting around that fact.

Ok I bought all the plushies and the anni set.
My SO isn't going to like this.

he protects bakeneko at all costs but he doesnt mind doxxing the rest of his pets, aka the dogs kek

>>58730010
kek

>>58729942
This makes me curious about another question: how many people here would still watch Tempus or come /here/ if their oshi graduated? Nothing wrong with any answer ofcourse, just curious

>>58729759
based thanks

>>58730004
If it's your money and you guys aren't having financial issues then why would your SO care lol?

>>58730010
Bakeneko supremacy

Good morning MANS. Nature anon here. I'm about to head back to the forest to continue my hunt for the possibly extinct Vespbear and Magbear as well as the allusive Bet Bet. Yesterday someone asked about ferrets so I figured I'd introduce Pumpkin before I head out. Pumpkin is one of my personal pets when I got him I was told he was a girl and with the orange color I thought pumpkin was a cute name. I have had Pumpkin since high school he was what started my love for tempanimals. I was suppose to be getting a normal ferret but I spotted him and it was love at first sight it took a lot of convincing as tempanimals are more needy then standard pets, I spent a week doing 3 times the choirs to prove I could handle the extra effort needed for tempanimal care so I was allowed to get him. He is starting to show his age a bit,He loves to cuddle and Is a trained therapy animal. He loves going to children's hospital the most as he loves children.

>>58730119
Our home has always been function over form and that shit takes space and serves no real purpose kek. It'll be fine though.

>>58730189
love emotional support pumpkin

>>58730189
pumpkin love, cherish pumpkin. i love noodle animals. any machi-martens in the sanctuary?

>>58730078
If my other oshi would graduate as well I would leave probably

>>58730189
He's gonna chew on 5 gums and fucking die because he can't shit no more

hakka gaslights himself into thinking bakeneko actually loves the outfits he makes her wear since she doesnt take them off (like that dino hat shes wearing in the photo) but probably shes just tired and wants to sleep kek
a quick lesson of how you use the word Pendejo! its usage depends of how friendly you are with the person and the situation. you can call your friends/buddies pendejos if you are fairly close to them

>>58730078
Vesper was my oshi, and Magni was next in line. I have a pretty high emotional investment in Tempus in general, partly because I want to join but it's been difficult to keep at it with the same enthusiasm after the split, so I fully expect that most wouldn't continue at all.

Timeloop todo miado y todo culero ya todo el mundo siguió adelante y acá siguen ustedes mame y mame con lo mismo

Guys I'm begging, begging uuuu plz post bettels karaoke on gofile (I can't download big file on my phone and I usually download mp3 version from there)

>>58730742
>pendejo
I see, it's basically the same rules as "motherfucker" in English. Actually, that goes for most insults in English, but it applies to motherfucker especially, for some reason.

>>58730312
>>58730561
Thank you. And yes we have 3 in are care. One in the rehab area to be release back in the wild,One circus machi-marten which is an education animal,and one that is blind and cant be released in the wild.

>>58730877
Pendejo is more similar to dumbass, actually :3 you use it to tell someone they are an idiot

>>58730805
Beg harder and I'll consider it

>>58730805
Suck my dick and I'll consider it

>>58730877
The meaning also changes depending on the country, or at least in Peru pendejo means something similar to fuckboy.

the boys, aside from being coworkers, they really are friends and take care of each other
hakka makes sure that if one of them feels down over something, he will give them a little gift in order to cheer them up!
also altare sometimes helps him buying a game when his card declines the payment (xenokuni problems), ends up being a gift

Do you guys think that ________ would _________________________________ if ______ asked him to?

>>58731489
Are you married to him? Did you ask him, his parents, and Jesus? Did you ask us? I didn't think so.

>>58731195
I love Hakka. I love Tempus.

>>58728530
As opposed to burgerland, having family run convenience stores at every block is the foundation of a latino neighborhood and it is directly related to their European origins.

>Hakka shitting on EU hakkitos

BASED?

>>58729275
Quizás un poco, pero dijo que le gusta que lo mimen. Basado y lo mismo.
Maybe a little, but he said he likes to be pampered. Based and same.

SI ME VAIS A HACER BULLYING ME MIRO A VEGETTA

>>58731704
Finally telling it like it is

>COMO QUE NO ERES DEL IMPERIO ESPAÑOL

Hakka pasa de ilegal?

his biggest fear is getting stopped by the authorities at the airport while travelling..
hes just like me fr fr

>>58731195
At last, my sugar daddy altare AU fantasy has some basis in reality.
Nah, it's sweet how they look out for each other.

>>58732012
with how fucking strict it is these days I get it.

me llena de vida escucharlo hablar en diferentes acentos

>>58731795
>>58731863
>>58731881
>>58732182

>>58732033
make his hair white and this could pass as being art of devil may cry Dante

>>58732012
Hakka gets detained on the airport, the guards are determined to not let him go, Hakka gets desperate and say he'll do anything to get in.

sometimes he thinks about an alternative version of himself but from Spain, olé

>>58732012
He's Latino, not Middle Eastern/South Asian. Does it actually happen a lot to all browns now? It was an exaggeration for comedic effect not that long ago.

>>58732161
>Get stopped for stupid shit by agents on a power trip
>Miss your flight
>Potentially out money for rentals and bookings they are not obligated to reimburse
>Time on your vacation/work trip you won't get back
Legitimately scary

>>58732386
You don't even need to be brown, sometimes they will see your nationality and stop you based on that. Xenokunians in specific have a lot of problems with that.

Altare is giving Hakka his old vr set letsgoooooo

>>58732386
something something build a wall something latin babies born in murica not citizens

>>58732257
please expand on what would happen next, im interested
>>58732386
the fear is always there, he has said it himself. even if the possibility of something happening is low sometimes just based on your nationality they can judge you
shows like Alerta Aeropuerto (he mentioned that one, i have also watched it) also increase the paranoia a little

>>58732386
Law enforcement usually associates Latin America with drug smuggling.

>>58731704
Why

>>58732566
hakka and altare had talked about that ages ago... i assume the headset is on the way then?

>si alguien duerme conmigo, tiene que dormir bien abrazado conmigo
if someone sleeps in the same bed as him, he needs the other person to hug him close cause he wont stop moving and throwing kicks while sleeping kek

>>58732753
i am a straight brotuber enjoyer i am a straight brotuber enjoyer i am a straight brotuber enjoyer i am a straight brotuber enjoyer

>>58732704
your grandparent whipped his grandpa

Did our divegrass game happen?

>>58732753
I want to be his big spoon so bad

JAJAJAJAJA SAPOS LICUADOS

La comida favorita del peruvialtbeat

>>58732833
It's about to start

Dude really got a new model that took months to make, used it twice, and graduated.
It's still insane to think about.

PERUANOS EXPLICAOS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fq-sNmv2TU

>>58725982
LIV
DIVEGRASS ON THE TELLY
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>58732981
ya espantada estoy con que comen cuy

MANSTARS ON THE TELLY GET INNN

Easy Magmite pattern for those who need a mite
https://x.com/57mth/status/1703411673682616370?s=20

Please don't let Flex be the anthem again

>>58730982
Hello, please oh PLEASE spare me the torture of never hearing bettels angelic tones as he sings his favorite karaoke songs. I was devastated to have missed the stream live, but I was really, REALLY looking forward to it. The chat was going crazy, so I just know it's an epic karaoke session I just cannot miss. You, kind stranger, have the power to make my day! Oh please, would you grant me this one kindness and upload the karaoke stream on gofile for me?

>>58733100
don't be a little bitch

yo? como sapitos

>>58733123
(I forgot picrel)

>>58732704
>>58732807
I'm asking genuinely :( I'm playing his stream despite not knowing a lick of Spanish to show support and now I'm sad

>>58733141
I want yatta you little cunt

>>58733168
sabor favorito YA

>>58733038
Pipipipi comen cuy guinea pig tastes good but the skin is too though

>>58733190
Did you say always tied? We will go with always tied

hakka kins leonardo from the ninja turtles kek

is beebs a lia from phase connect fan

>>58733282
That's alright just not Flex. Thanks

>>58732981
Solo pasa en Gamarra hasta donde se, no es comun en el resto del país.
>>58733038
Eso es común en la sierra, no son muy diferentes a una gallina en cuanto a personalizar ya que son muy miedosos, tampoco son muy afectivos.

quiero mirar futbol y a hermanito que dilema

>>58733342
it's just a meme

/MANSTARS/ ON THE TELLY, ACTUALLY NOW FR
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>58733362
>>58727197 (Me)
I see. Only just now, several hours later, did I realize that the people who would be the absolute most emotionally invested in watching a FUTBOL stream are that very same 5% of /here/ that speak Spanish, gomen gomen.

God I hate all the songs in divegrass sung by squeaky girls

watchalong from train to busan next week! only for members
hes thinking of doing one for puss in boots in the future

What is Defender Perms about

Abayo o7

fuck...

1-0 TODO EL MUNDO A DARLE ENERGIA A LAS ESTRELLITAS

ITS OVER

It's ogre, then again, I didn't even hope to see them in semifinals

>>58733581
>sung by squeaky girls
I know you're on /MANS/, but come on. This is still a /vt/ event.
I need a version of this with Altare and Axel, goddamn.

Shogun...

What is this niggas

LET'S GOOOOOO

I MISS NOWA

>>58733906
>Possession
Shit-tier tag.

GRANDE GRANDE

the gentle tap into the goal lmfao

hakka was very pleased to see many of his hakkitos are bilingual just like him at the very beginning
que pájaro más tierno

NOOOO

WHY DIDN'T HE PASS THE BALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Uruguay
U R gay

ITS FUCKING OVER

owari da fr

...

FUCK

>>58734332
Ougaman really whiffed it

LA PELOTA NO SE VE LA PUTA MADRE QUIEN CARAJO ESCOGE UNA PELOTA GRIS

>Opened the stream just in time to see us lose a goal
Very nice

did she just twerk at them

>>58734332
What was he thinking?

>>58734332
I'm so mad

SE ACABO

o7

FUCK

Damn

/mayo/ played tough. gg i guess

welp, gg. Didn't expect them to even make it to semi so good enough
would've been funny for /manstars/ to win to see some seethe since some butthurt schizocorns are very invested into it

Is there any customization of stats and strategy with these teams, or is it purely aesthetic, and simply two identical AIs fighting with two identical teams?

we had the opposite problem last season kek

be mayo have lose but honestly we dem boyz

>>58734559
I genuinely can't fathom the logic behind being so invested in a virtual fifa tournament between the different threads on a 4chan board. I've seen some regulars in the livechat act way too schizo lol

That was way better than I expected, desu, /mayo/ is very scary and we were going with a defensive tactics.
What is surprising is that we had a chance to win the game but Ougaman hit the post... better than VTL4 at least.

>>58734569
Honestly our defense sucked just earlier THIS season kek

he really felt the love seeing those itabags in yesterdays stream, especially when seeing itabags of himself
how cute..

Ougaman needs some correction to stop him distracted by tits

/manstars/ mane, explain yourself
jk that was good considering mayo is gnarly

good game!
we were terrified!
i was sure it was koyover!
we wont forget this game! please watch over us!

MIDFIELD? HELLO?

>>58734648
It's the same kind of madness/boredom that causes someone to obsess over numbers.

As long as our goal is to make people seethe, we will never be happy

>>58734567
no there is some customization, idk to what degree though

>>58734781
Sorry I only watch 4cc when the teams I root for are on (/manstars/, /vp/)
Good luck anyway. If you knocked us out you may as well take the tourney

until later birb

>>58734781
gg

>>58734567
Yep, strats decide a lot, especially in deciding who gets to semifinals, but it's still AIs duking it out so strats alone won't carry a team far, luck is still more important

>>58734834
Oof

>>58734781
gg, I'll be rooting for /mayo/

>>58734834
with fast teams like /mayo/ that's the right thing to do, you don't want their attackers running your defenders because you pushed your defense line to win the midfield

>>58734781
GG

what's that gay song that axel sung in karaoke once or twice?

Nature anon here. I just made it to the campsite I'm happy to be back to my research. Once I finish setting up my tent I plan to explore the river as many animals gather there to drink and hunt. I noticed some scratches on a tree that don't seem to be from any tempbear species I've seen before some and I found some grey fur near the area so that has me excited as it may be traces of the believed to be extincted Vespbear that is rumored to live in this forest. I have yet to find a trace of the Magbear also supposedly living out here but I might have missed something.

>>58735378
hell yeah river time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q51wLTDMOk4
Is axel gonna be able to finish this or is he gonna have to abruptly end too

ahora que?
no hay futbool no hay hakka no hay stream
un domingo de tarde no hay nada que hacer

>>58735378
Don't get eaten anon

Magnoir...

What are some good vods to listen to while working? Nothing too crazy, I used to listen to NTR in the office but don't have that right now. Would like some Flay, Bettel, Shinri or LEader reccs.

>>58735645
There's no 3D showcase today so he's fine probably.

>>58735859
>There's no 3D showcase today
Why do you think I made the post you retard

>>58735883
Because you asked if he would have to abruptly end, and unless Northern Elysium is like Xenokuni with meteors falling everywhere, that's not likely.

>>58735956
>>58735859
Retard

>>58735859
I thought Kronii has her 3D showcase today?

>>58735956
Since you're a stupid nigger Kronii is doing her 3D 1 hour after his stream.
Parasocial is at least a 2hr game unless he speedruns it

>>58735956
retard

>>58735856
Leader's menshi, Flay's asmr menshi, anything by Shinri ever.

>>58735856
I think Shinri's Etrian Odyssey streams are good to have in the background
>>58735859
Yes, there is, and it'll start only 1 hour after Axel's stream.
And before you make another embarrassing mistake, they'll also happen during the next 3 weeks.

>>58735856
i like bettel's powerwashes for chilling out

>>58735856
Altare's menshi streams are my go to. Or any boy's karaokes. I can't have game streams up while working

>>58735979
>>58736004
>>58736007
>>58736032
>>58736070
>another 3D showcase only a day after the last one
Let me guess, Fuwawa is real too.
Joking and my own idiocy aside, won't this just start pissing everyone off whose oshi isn't in Council?