/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Automatic mesh generator just doesn't function
Why is this program so broken?

>>58699749
/asp/ Commandments
>1. Are you a girl or a boy?
It is not of our concern.
>2. Are you a babi or a femboy?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Did you guys see the aspie numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you see what twitter/discord is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>5. The baiters are insulting your aspies!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. Hey guess what I heard from /asp/cord!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>7. You guys should quit...
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

collabs are a lie

>>58696218
Anons are just jelly that you are taking their waifus. Don’t sweat it.

Denpa made me lose my 457 day NoFap streak with her queefing tweets. I'm going to kill her.

It's all so tiresome

watch streams
https://www.twitch.tv/han_bun_
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting
sterling why'd you have to end when I was writing this....ill get you next time

>>58700204
Why not rape correct her instead?

watch streams!
https://www.twitch.tv/berialryuuta
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting
https://www.twitch.tv/han_bun_
https://www.twitch.tv/jaydeadthegoat
https://www.twitch.tv/deadsunprime
https://www.twitch.tv/bluewhistle
https://www.twitch.tv/thenueowo
https://www.twitch.tv/rooftop_noona
https://www.twitch.tv/yuiidere
https://www.twitch.tv/zenyahima

i think i found a opsec breach and my city, where i live right now, was publicly available for everybody who tried to find me on any SE, i had a panic attack already and im thinking about deleting everything related because i do not know if anybody has already seen it or im still in time to save my life from being ruined by a swatting in the middle of a stream what do i do help please

>>58700948
Anon, you have 2 viewers.

I want gumpai to give rebel a sloppy rimjob

I miss Keitaro uuuuuuu

If you want a active chat, but don't want to cultivate an active chat then try hiring supporters to chat in your chat with guidelines on what you consider quality chat messages.
Since the dawn of industrial practices help has been hired for pay to keep your industry afloat anywhere from news page advertising to soap operas which got their name from their utility which was to market, and increase the sales of soap.
If you don't have money to offer to your hired support then try offering something else. If you for example have skill at a game you could perhaps help to coach your employees at that game, and pay for their support with lessons by using the bartering system.
Not everyone wants money as the price of goods can fluctuate leaving the future of any currency an uncertain, and to some unwise investment.
Find out what your hired support wants, and offer them that good, or service, and if they except your trade offer then you don't need to try as hard to figure out the financial, and banking side of things.
There's plenty of support roles I'm sure your channel could use ranging from moderators to human chat bots who have creative spirits which shine in a different way when juxtaposed to chat bots which are ai based.
Though ai chat bots could be fun too if you put the time in to figure out how to make them fun.
Once I watched 8 hours a chat bot slowly but surely flood a chat with advertising for a product that no longer existed. It was somewhat hysterical, but also soul crushing at the same time.
I don't think you want your only supporter to be a chat bot sending two identical messages every 5 minutes (unless you're doing it for the bit).
There's also support roles such as hype men on Twitter, and songwriters (vikings did this supposedly). Songwriters are especially useful since song is how many people learn, and is a great aid in learning, so to sing a song of your online presence is to teach someone (in a digestable form) about your online presence.

>>58701657
report this

>>58700033
amen!

Man, the new girls are going crazy viewing everyone and here I am unable to make my first stream

>>58700387
Bahaha, get fucked
Thanks for thinking about me, bro. Next time.

>>58701657
Where do I hire professional chatters?

>10
Goddamnit.

QUESTION... I ask this one every 6 months so I'm asking it again...

Is an iPhone still the only way to get quality 3D face capture in certain dimensions, or has some new solution come out?

I don't even really wanna Vtube I just wanna have a highquality avatars in video with friends and stuff.

when is the mahjong collab again?

>>58704916
isn't on wednesday ?

>>58704916
Which one

>>58704961
there's more than one?

>>58704916
Who collabin

>>58704988
I'm not sure if mahjong is still on as it is hard to find people available at the right times

SLUTTYWATER IS BACK

>>58705513
I'm gonna drink him

NO RURA STREAM TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58706045
She's overrated

>>58706117
Talk like that is liable to get your birth certificate uncertified.

>>58706117
And I'll cut the webbing of your fingers with rusty scissors.

>setting up a collab with the bros and succeeding
Feels good, man.

I need the most pugnacious, quarrelsome /asp/ies for a Dokapon Kingdom Connect collab.

https://youtu.be/rJ_Lh4217Ig

This was my first, last, and only collab ever. GOt any feedback?

>>58707073
Too expensive...

>>58707138
We'll wait for a discount, then...

>>58707121
You're not expecting me to watch a 3 hour vod just to give you feedback, right?

>>58707552
So my first, last, and only ever collab was too long? Got it. Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the feedback. I watched WWE on TV once, and if I learned anything from my time watching WWE it's that the crowd knows what they like. Guess it goes for vtubers too. Glad I saw Vinny getting spammed on /v/ one time, so I'm a salty enough traveler to know these things.

>>58706990
>>58707073
I hope I get invited to collabs!

I'm going to stop making pixel art and I will learn how to sketch cute things even if it kills me.

>>58707843
I had fun today doing the same.

>>58707795
collabs are a lie, don't fall for it
you're on your own

>>58707843
this one not so cutesy but whatever, I can't sleep and I can't stop coughing

>>58706045
If you actually knew who the anons here were, I would die of embarassment. I would crawl into a hole.

>>58707843
Your pixel art is good too, just stay the course with whatever you choose! I believe in you!

SLUSHY!!!! CUTE!!!

>>58708281
take care of yourself fren

>>58708299
I want to drink him non-sexual until he is a husk of a man

>>58708281
Cute!
Hope you feel better :(

>>58707121
I haven't seen the whole video, but the little I've seen seems ok? as long as you talk to each other and try to include the viewers in the discussion, you can't go wrong

>>58708535
I was the viewer who became a vtuber for first, last, and only time ever in that video. It was like being a audience member, and being asked to participate in front of a crowd of more than 0ccv. It was truly a riveting, and humbling experience. Now I know why femchuubas only like other vtubers.

>>58708281
I originally made a pixel art loop but I hated it so I guess I haven't posted art of him

>>58708765
>femchuubas only like other vtubers.
Don't remind me...

>>58708799
cute hanbun!

>>58702293
I don't think they have viewed me even once yet... actually Ori did so we are basically married now!!

>>58708281
Thank you! Cute! You were also the one who gave me this art before right? I like how dangerous you make my teeth look heh.

>>58708287
Fuck does this even mean?

>>58709020
If you actually knew who the anons here were, I would die of embarassment. I would crawl into a hole.

>>58709132
I am having a stroke. What the fuck are you trying to communicate to me anon?

>>58709271
If you actually knew who the anons here were, I would die of embarassment. I would crawl into a hole.

>>58709404
Fine. Keep your secrets ESL chan.

>>58709008
That's because the way I draw mouth look goofy with more rounded teeth and I have no idea how to work around it

>>58709463
he means that we(anons) are actually big streamers who spent or free time giving anonymous support to indies, I will tell you a secret I'm actually __________

>>58709463
Oh no

>>58708799
Thank you for this!! I really like the pain you put into my eyes...it's how I feel after loading a quick save over and over again...!

>>58708799
I find this rat getting bonked funny for some reason.
I can't stop coughing so I guess that's it, had to use an stabilizer for the ears because I couldn't stop coughing

and when they all are overlapped it looks like something I would see out of the corner of my eyes if I was an schizo

>>58710163
Please feel better soon, you seem like you've been sick a while.

>>58710386
That's a BIG spoon

>>58710386
Cute! but what is the spoon for?

>>58710341
Thanks for the sentiment but don't worry I don't think is anything serious, the doctor told me I had an injury inside of my throat and that the bleeding combined with the cold is irritating my throat, still can't sleep tho

>>58710530
Ah, that makes it sound even worse and worries me a bit more, I thought it was just a cold... Plenty of rest and liquids! I want you well!

>>58710293
schizo who are you schizoanon let me draw you schizo schizo schizo

>>58710530
I kind of feel you anon.

A few months ago I managed to catch a cold 4 times in succession over a period of 6 weeks and developed bronchitis from it. The coughing was so violent I'd just puke every few hours and didn't sleep for days.
I hope you get better. Nobody takes coughs seriously but they can be debilitating.

>>58710163
Cheen trying to finish me, I can't stop coughing

>>58710647
sorry but I'm not an schizo yet, don't worry it will happen in due time as it runs in the family

>>58700033
amen

Slushy here! I can’t believe I forgot to post my link for my day back after being away from you guys for so long, but thank you so much for the people who visited stream and the people who posted about, even if one of you did call me SluttyWater. I’m happy to be back with you guys!

>>58700033
gay men

>>58708281
chompers!!!

>>58710456
Spooning

Punching Rura's tummy over and over and her saying sorry each time.

>>58711406
creep

>rura draws a male and calls him "precious"
The Enna of /asp/

>>58711697
brb I'm turning myself into a chuuba

>>58711697
Hyde is mine. Not hers.

hydecucks and ruracucks how you holding up right now

I need someone to draw me so my sense of self worth goes up, I'm on the edge

>>58711959
name

>>58711976
I haven't earned it that way, that won't count

>>58712042
i'll catch you one day

>>58711901
jokes on you the only female I watch is lava

>>58712067
You already might have, thank you

>>58711876
You can have him anon. :)

>>58711959
Just self name, that's an order.

>>58711633
it's romantic

>>58711959
I will draw you albert, I promise

>>58712212
Normally I'd love to because of how you worded that but I can't let everyone know how bad I am under the surface, then no one will want to be around me
>>58712311
Not Albert

>>58712344
To the brig with you

>>58712344
You sound like a fucking homo. This thread is infested with nothing but a bunch of brainless simps and insecure doomers lately

>>58712387
I'm just here for the links and drawfags

>>58711959
>>58712344
Don't care. Name. NOW.

>>58702760
Comet...

Where do I hire unprofessional chatters?

If we're a bunch of aspies simping for each other, could it be possible there's aspies mutually simping for each other and they just don't know?

>>58712526
hot

>>58712483
We literally do it for free here.

>>58712354
>>58712387
>>58712460
Sorry.

>>58712387
Because anyone that tried to be friendly in these threads got harassed by overly aggressive hostile faggots like (You). You made your bed and now you get to lie in it.

>>58711633
It IS romantic.

>>58712186
Good. I will put him in MY basement. With the crickets. He’ll never know he left.
t. Hyde

>>58712547
oh no it's you

>>58712526
Fairly sure Camui and Laine unknowingly hump each

>>58712900
Coming out of the woodwork to say Laine is a cool chick but she doesn't watch me and I've only seen a bit of her karaoke. So no simping on either end. I do find one /asp/ie fairly endearing, but I'll never say who and they'll never know. :>

My haters grow by the day. One day will I have enough to read and laugh about on stream? I know it's bad to acknowledge them in any way but they're just so funny...

good night (morning)

>>58713277
sea hours please understan

>>58700146
Ok Gween did you want me to come on your stream and barf or something i told you i was sick

>>58713301
She's on youtube, her streams are still up, there's no excuse!

>>58710163
cute as fuck, saved

>>58713277
I don't draw rura (can't draw for shit) But I do post about rura and watch her streams.

>>58713277
fixed

>>58713255
pat pat pat pat pat pat

guys I wish I was a cute girl so I would have a dedicated drawfag fro me as well...

>>58713255
>not even an attempt at a cheesy pun

>>58713277
Bitch I have done both, and at the same time even.

rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura rura

>>58713277
Is it not obvious? It was me all along. Use brain anon

>>58713575
+1

>>58713255
Good mousening!

>>58713147
>I do find one /asp/ie fairly endearing, but I'll never say who and they'll never know. :>
cut the crap, loverboy, and sing this on your next stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TngViNw2pOo

>>58711858
or eat salt like Hyde

>>58713756
I won't say you're right or wrong! But if I had to sing any songs about Layla, I'd pick this one and swap the name~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO1kOnL9qt0

>>58711406
I find this hot. I spend too much time on this site.

>>58699749
What are some good steps to handle your own discord in a way that detaches you from the people in it and stop them from talking to you directly?
I don't like this parasocial stuff and trying to be "close" with the viewers and this whole fake "tight-knit" stuff.

>>58714249
if a viewer joins your discord is obviously to get closer to you be it for friendship or because they are horny, if you don't want that then make why even bother with a discord

>>58714005
Pretty sure eating an actual tablespoon of salt might be enough to cause renal failure for a small enough anon. ~2 tablespoons for about 150 lbs.

>>58714249
I think if you attempt this approach your discord will just be a ghost town with 0 activity. At some point the discord might get big enough that it doesn't need your input to continue being fairly active, but I don't think it is possible to get it like that without quite a bit of posting on the part of the streamer. I would just not make a discord at all if you dont want to be parasocial with your viewers, its kind of the whole point of a discord of somebody with a small viewership. Or maybe you could wait until you have hundreds of ccv, it might work out if you did that.

>>58714249
You already have a discord with your favorite community members for collabs don't you? Your discord where you gossip with mutuals, and five tier subscription tippers?
Just tell your private discord that you're closing the public server. Then make a announcement on the public discord that it will close due to lack of funds, and lock it up for a couple days, and then disband it. Seems pretty shrimple to me anonymous.

How did he know? i hid myself so well

At what point does an /asp/ie decide they have enough reason to make a discord

>>58714723
Never.

>>58712526
there's definitely some one-way and mutual pining and probably some secret relationships between aspies throughout all the gens

Two cute girls initiated DM with me I'm so flustered I want to run away and hide

>>58715318
Disregard females. Acquire currency.

>>58714249
Doesn't sound like you even want a discord, are you dumb?

>>58715318
They're only making fun of you

HELLO FOLKS MERLIE HERE

I still can't get over this fanart. I don't even have any accounts yet but I already have this??? I'm so thankful for the kind reception. I'm excited to give this whole thing a try for the funzies :)

>>58715534
>funzies
Faggot

>>58715534
>funzies
you sound cute, will watch.

>>58714707
Talk to me instead of vague posting next time

That's how this thread makes me feel whenever I come back to visit
https://youtu.be/A6Tzg0tTJ1Y?si=W5uKjoLW3y6SvBlR

>>58715534
Good designs will do that. It means you made the right choice posting here!

>>58715676
I am shy on discord. Who should I DM to rate my design?

>>58715602
You know, it's weird because I kinda want to be cool too, but you guys seem to find me cute so I don't mind relaxing certain parts of myself.

I'm currently working on making my PNGs as good as they can be.

>>58715676
Seems like it! Although unfortunately it might still take a while for me to start streaming. You see, this was probably a bad time for me to do this because I have a pretty bad cough lately and it gets worse if I talk for a long time :(

But I'll definitely at least try my hand at a few streams. I just gotta think of what game to play for that occasion. I could also make accounts right now but honestly I feel like I need more art for that

>>58715534
>funzies
FUNZIES FUNZIES FUNZIES yay

>>58715501
>they're only making fun of you
of course. thanks for opening my eyes anon

>>58714112
Ok, damn, this song is beautiful af. Great taste.

>>58713756
Oh but this song is actually very cool too!

>>58715621
This!

>>58715899
>I give you my prayers, my vows, my love, my Layla
homeboy loves you, wish someone loved me that much but nobody even knows i exist rumao

>>58716312
I'm going to jack off to you, don't worry

>>58716366
you don't even know me homie!

"Homie"? "Funzies"? Are there a bunch of gay dudes from New Mexico on or something?

>>58716414
Dude it's just a word calm down

>>58716448
CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN? DON'T FUCKIN TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. I'LL CALM DOWN ALL OVER YOUR FACE WITH MY FIST

can't wait to do the funzies with my homies hehehehe

Can't wait to have sex with men because I am attracted to men and I am also a man.

>>58716652
hommes

>>58716727
homiesexual

>>58716727
Haru...

>>58716727
I don't remember posting this

>>58716847
Haru is for headpats only and maybe belly rubs too

>>58716932
He strikes me as the type to vacuum suck you dry, I think it's partially the collar.

>>58716932
Haru is surprisingly wholesome and much less shallow than I would have thought for the design he chose. I usually can't stand those, but he's really pleasant.

>>58716932
and tail yanking.

>>58716974
you will not yank his tail

>>58716966
He feels relatable to me. He's trying his best.

>>58716966
then you might like koikawa too, he is essentially non-wolf haru with less kayfabe tho they do play games that are completely different so maybe you won't like it as much

>>58716966
He is a good boi!

>>58717060
I actually am fond of both and try to tune into their streams whenever they're live. Koikawa vanished for a while though and I noticed it, glad he's back and working on his model some, I don't like seeing people give up on this

>>58717106
remember to show him how much of a good boy he is by giving him lots of head pats

Sometimes I have a viewer, and it scares me. Lurkers are scarey chat...

>>58717171
Flip him upside down first, though!

I get hard filtered by haru's voice.

>>58717276
I think his voice fits him perfectly.

>>58717351
Oh it absolutely fits, I don't dispute that.

I think Haru is a waste of a good design. A genki girl would do it more justice.

>>58717276
I'm the guy that typically gets filtered by his type because it feels really forced most of the time, but he's so genuine, it becomes endearing. In fact I'd say he's among my favorite people to listen to here, not that I've listened to a lot...I wish there were more /asp/ies live...

>>58716985
i'm GOING to yank Haru's tail

I think Haru is a as a vtuber. He should become my wife and help me take care of the home while I wage

>>58717544
Haru is a vtuber of all time desu senpai

>>58717351
Same, Haru's voice is perfect to calm my anxiety.

Is Haru trans? I can't tell from his voice.

>>58717728
No, he's just a bit more on the effeminate side of things, and he doesn't even lean into femboy stuff nearly as much as people who are more masculine than him sometimes do. I respect him, actually, his streams are quality, consistent, and he has a lot of integrity for someone that does this as a hobby

haru links where?!

Making new frames. I think I'm happier with this style. It's a bit more streamlined, and I'm picking up a good workflow.

>>58717878
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich
https://twitter.com/harumizukich
https://vtubie.com/haru-mizuki/

>>58717934
Almost 230 followers, he started after me what am I doing wrong?

>>58717909
ay where da glasses went

>>58717934
Followed. Thank you anon o7

>>58718013
Oh right, my vision has been most wonky this morning. Many thanks, anon! I have found them after all.

4 hours of sleep in 3 days, man what the fuck am I doing...

>>58718009
Are you even shilling yourself?

>>58718127
Please sleep rura.

>>58718155
Man I wish I was a cute anime girl...

>>58718009
Please don't feel like it's necessary to compare yourself to others, I'm sure it's an easily amended difference, I know you can make it there if you try, I love you and want you to succeed

>>58718136
When I remember every time I'm live.

I've had too many drinks and now it's too late to go to the gym drunk like I planned. I will see you tomorrow morning, /asp/, please don't die while I sleep!

>>58718228
If I keep coughing blood then I won't be able to promise you that.

>>58718316
Sending healing beams your way tuberculosis anon.

i do hope you made some good progress today. any step forward is good, even if it's a small thing like a few lines on your model. take care of yourselves, /asp/ies.

Here's the new images working on the (honestly just a placeholder) background! I think it's pretty cool. I can flesh this out more

>>58718690
Looking good wizard bro

>>58718690
Stop blogposting you dumbfuck, /asp/ is not your personal diary. I fucking hate these newfags

>>58718690
Keep posting your progress so that in a year you can look back in the archive and have a giggle at your progress

This funzies fag is worse than the previous blogposters because he's giving updates every other 5 posts. Nobody cares faggot

>>58718690
Ignore the mean comments, keep sharing your stuff. I love to see it! Don't let the crabs get to you, ok? <3

>>58718850
I care :3

Not having to worry about my hair on-stream makes me question more andbmore days like today, im going to have a 2+hours care routine and nobody will fucking notice because im a shut-in who speaks to the pc. Today wont be a good day

>>58718867
I second this!

>>58718690
Keep blog posting you dumbfuck, /asp/ is a place for letting us know about your aspirations and progress. I fucking love these newfags.

>>58718867
stfu layla you're just as bad

>>58718878
You will notice anon, it's about making yourself feel good. I'm a dude who never wears shorts or anything shorter sleeved than a normal t-shirt, EVER (idgaf if it's hot as fuck outside, men shouldn't wear shorts unless you're a fucking tradesmen or something), and I shave my legs and armpits. No one is going to see my legs or armpits, but I feel cleaner having them shaved.

(second thread posting this because I reaaally need some advice and maybe other people)

I'm good enaugh at art even if very slow at it due to art-block I do believe I am able to make my self a png and later on a model. And I did some ''streaming tests" (simply recorded my self talking to a game I was playing, it was fun ! but...)

But my biggest issue is expressing my self in english (and other languages too), let it be trying to convey my thoughts or to answer smartly without a 20 second delay (which isn't an issue when typing, simply speaking).
I don't really mind my mistakes since I do have an inside joke with friends that I have my own dictionary and hopefully would carry on if I were to stream.

I also have an issue where I can't really make my voice ... flucutate ? It's not monotone but I can't get it louder so it seems monotone. And I can't be way too loud (no scream and shouting) since we can hear what the neighbours are saying in the garden...100m away.

Usually the issues in /asp/ are model wise but I do feel like someone in a blue moon should adress this issue and try to find some sort of solution. I also know that it all comes down to practice but if you dont have a good practice scheme you wouldn't go way too far (which is my problem).

Any /asp/ies with any advice or their experience ?

I've seen telenovellas with more convincing drama than this "stop blogposting" arc

>>58718964
That's actually not me, I seconded that only XD

Nice try tho!

>>58719020
They sure are committed though. They've been dumping on every newcomer for the last 3 weeks for no apparent reason.

>>58718964
I'm just Han

>>58719001
ngl bro, when I was making those sketches I made one of asp chan but forgot to save it before I closed krita, now I feel like shit

>>58719105
Don't worry, at least you tried (I wish I could see it but oh well) !

>>58719101
Even worse, you are cute but not cute enough, sorry rabbitman, I had to say it

>>58718860
Just curious, why do you call the antis crabs? Is there like an in-joke I've missed?

>>58719001
All my life I've thought my voice was cringe, yet I keep seeing people being brave and streaming anyway. I think you maybe shouldn't stress about things and just try to talk in the way that is most relaxing for you to do. The people who like you for real will stick by you anyway.

Then again, what do I know?

>>58719101
You are EXTREMELY CUTE, Han <3

>>58719197
It's because of the behaviour crabs have while in a bucket. People on this thread explained that to me.

When crabs are in a bucket without a lid instead of escaping from the bucket (they actually would be able to do that), they push each other down to climb, so not even a single one escapes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality

>>58719197
Lurk a bit more. I don't mean this in a rude way. You'll understand and fit in better.

>>58718894
I third this!!!

>>58719197
>Just curious, why do you call the antis crabs? Is there like an in-joke I've missed?
Ever heard of crabs in a bucket? every time one tries to escape the others will pull them back down.
The crabs here will shit on you if you work hard, they will shit on you if you are successful and they will shit on you if you piss them off.

>>58719280
>>58719352
Ah, that makes sense. I know what crab mentality means, I just didn't immediately make the connection. I assumed it was some kind of meme.

>>58719292
I mean, it's not my first time around. I've talked here and there. But that wouldn't necessarily be a bad idea, I guess

>>58719312
You guys are too nice lol

y*llowcat is back, isn't he?

>>58719197
Well, I guess those viewers will really like my language yabs and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0&ab_channel=WilliamTermini moments. Thanks for sharing your experience and advice !

>>58719352
I forgot to add they will also shit on you if you are happy, they will shit on you if you network with others, they will shit on you if you don't network with them and they will behave like normal people in your chat stream for fear of getting shunned by the rest of /asp/

>>58719280
like /asp/cord!

>>58719074
They seethed hard at Camui when he first arrived and doxed Laine as his artist, they went in hard at Layla for a few days, there were a few comments directed at Rura, now they're going for wizardbro while bitching about the general state of /asp/ like the bunch of negative minded emotionally stunted bitches they are. I think they just hate anyone that seems like they'll do well and want to make them feel as unwelcome as possible. As the other anon mentioned, crab mentality. Oh, you're liked or are growing more than I am? I'm going to fuck with you until you get fed up and leave.
Don't know how Haru escaped this shit, maybe he got it the same way when he first showed up.

>>58719428
I hope so, I would rather have YC if he is taking his meds than have rebel, at least with YC you can bully him out of the thread for a while but rebel is immune

I like the optimism of newfags. It keeps the thread from becoming a pit of despair.

>>58719510
So long as I remain standing, /asp/ will never fall to despair! Unfortunately I am buzzed and falling asleep on the couch

I'm going to pull back the curtain for a lot of you newbies here. The "antis" you guys are losing sleep over aren't real. They're simply not real people. Nobody gives a shit that some new vtuber is starting a channel and has a penguin as their avatar.
They do care that you're naive enough to get mad when they call your design shit.
They do care that you'll write 9,002 word blog posts explaining your motives and reasoning and etc etc just so they can tell you to stop blogposting and that they don't care.
They do care that you'll let the dumbest and most obvious of baits live rent free in your head for a week because you don't know how to not respond like your karma score depends on it.

Develop two characters. Your vtuber persona and the ability to function on the internet where there are people who will intentionally write shit to rile you up and shit up the thread. Learn how to report, hide and filter posts. Its too late to lurk before posting so start learning now how this site functions.

>>58719593
go to sleep already ffs

>>58719501
You say this as if they're mutually exclusive

>>58719641
as the chinese once said, a mountain cannot hold two tigers
At some point one of them will leave at least I hope so

>>58719710
The Chinese also eat dogs, I'm not sure we should take their advice.

>>58719710
how did that work out for /wvt/

>>58719458
Haru got it pretty bad when he first showed up. He was really chatty in the thread until he got shit on a bunch.

>>58719744
They also make most of our electronic devices and products.

>>58719744
part of growing is learning what to absorb and what to reject

>>58719799
Which were designed by American, Koreans and Japs.
The Chinese were built for following orders, not original thought.

>>58719799
Based on instructions made in other countries, with machinery designed in other countries, with money sent from other countries, for products sold in other countries.

You can train a monkey to pull a lever but it doesn't make the monkey the essential part of the process.

>>58719710
/wvt/ has 4 schizos at all time, /asp/ can be rendered unreadable by a single schizo spamming it
no thank you

>>58719794
Lame.
>>58719618
Don't listen to this false flagging retard trying to tell you either bend over and take it or fuck off. Do whatever the fuck you want, new wizard guy. It's your life and your career, if you want to talk about that shit til the cows come home then do it. Fuck anyone that has a problem with that.

>>58719908
schizocoded post

>>58719908
>nooooooo you have to take my baiiiiiiits
kek

>>58719908
I mean, I'm taking this whole thing very calmly. I don't have to give attention to people who just want to get a rise out of others lmao I'm just here to mess around

Also no need to call me just "wizard guy", my name is Merlie. But call me whatever you want :)

>>58719956
Oh yeah you called me out bro! Being well fed up with seeing new /asp/ies come here with good intentions getting dogpiled is so schizo.
>>58719976
Don't try to reverse this one on me.

>>58720009
if you're just here to "mess around" then stop posting your gay ms paint drawing every 5 posts you selfposting retard, nobody cares that you added a new mole under the eye

>you're the schizo !
>no you're the schizo!

Oh boy it's time for this shit again.

anyone checked on iriya?

>>58720028
If you think that's a reversal you're illiterate. Encouraging newbies to "defend themselves" against obvious bait and bad faith bullshit just gets what we've got for the last two weeks. Clueless niave newbies writing entire blogposts about bullshit that the person baiting them didn't care about in the first place. If you gave a shit you'd be teaching them not to take the bait, not to dive in head first on it like the world's stupidest trout.

>>58719710
this is my mountain

>>58720103
let me try this out first
*cough* *cough*
Iriya stop flirting with other woman, you are mine, I love you I love you I love you
I would let you drag me by my hair and abuse me if you stop seeing other girls I want you to be mine I want you to be mine I want you to be mine

>>58720103
he's doing well

Sorry my cute little crabs, but I'll be here forever!

>>58720009
i do appreciate your light-hearted approach, merlie.

>>58720300
I think I helped provide inspiration for that second tweet, I feel so proud

>>58720300
I wish he was a woman.

>>58720221
LOL I TROLL U is the biggest cope in the world, obvious by how they've responded to those naive newbies with their own seething walls of text.
I told Merlie to post whatever he wants to. If he wants to post updates about his model, he should feel welcome to do that. If anyone has an issue with it, who cares, cry about it. He shouldn't bend over backwards and stifle himself to appease the almighty neckbeards that hang on this thread 24/7 looking for people to hate. People that do that are fucking gay as fuck.

>>58713147
It's Layla

>old schizos are reincarnating and getting away with it

>>58720224
How do I into getting girls to think this about me? He literally doesn't even have model. Dude's fucking text on a screen and like 30 minutes of audio.

>>58720495
Because anyone with any potential already moved on
Hard truth but I'm a 0view and I've accepted my fate

someone please tell me who yc is, because I have a suspicion they are in my x feed

>>58720442
You're both saying the same thing but somehow you're melting down about it. You good?

>>58718690
I Agree with the general sentiment. keep sharing. It's nice to see the progress in your journey.

>>58720611
SwissedToastCh

>>58720618
He's saying don't post things that make trolls want to bait you. I'm saying don't even care. If someone has a problem with you enough to try and bait you, fuck em

you supposed to be here for a couple of months, then you need to move to /wvt/ and start to networking outside /asp/, even 4chan
but for some reason, we have old /asp/ies (which is good), but not the cool ones, the bitter ones
the old crabs that don't let the new /asp/ies do anything
>don't blogspost
>the rules
>don't post your links
>you're a crab
>I'm a 0view and I do nothing

>>58720684
>He's saying don't post things that make trolls want to bait you
quote?

>>58720529
don't underestimate the power of boyfriend roleplay asmr

>>58720529
Unironically stop caring about the opinions of women
Nothing dries a pussy faster than a guy showing he's trying to attract them

I wish the vPosters of this board a good I hope you will debut soon.

>>58720691
>the bitter ones
>the old crabs that don't let the new /asp/ies do anything
Are you old enough to be online without your parents?

>>58720691
Don't you need to have some sort of following to be in /wvt/? I think I'm going to be here forever huhu

>>58720802
The last time somebody asked /wvt/ they got laughed at. Guess why

https://twitter.com/TheAzothMerlie

We can finally talk in a more official manner!

>>58720767
asp chan is such a cutie, also did you made this one and all the others too?

>>58719001
>But my biggest issue is expressing my self in english (and other languages too), let it be trying to convey my thoughts or to answer smartly without a 20 second delay (which isn't an issue when typing, simply speaking).
As a fellow ESL I can fully relate to this. It's charming so don't worry too much about it.
>I also have an issue where I can't really make my voice ... flucutate ? It's not monotone but I can't get it louder so it seems monotone. And I can't be way too loud (no scream and shouting) since we can hear what the neighbours are saying in the garden...100m away.
Your voice is fine the way it is. There are viewers for all kinds of voices. I think my voice is a debuff for the average viewer but some people enjoy it. Don't force yourself to change your voice. If you want better audio focus on your pronunciation and enunciation.

>>58720300
if he keeps making ASMR content and being completely unhinge on twitter, he will find an audience
trust me, he's GMI

I honestly believe that everything about iriya is just iriya posting about himself. He seems unstable enough.

>>58720802
>Don't you need to have some sort of following to be in /wvt/
You think that schizohole is somewhere of prestige you have to earn a place in?

>>58720767 WE NEED MORE
MORE
O
R
E

I post in here 10+ times a day including selfposts and blogposts but no one has crabbed/anti'd me yet
love you all

This is applicable to the current topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIf-FjzQlcA

How based can one guy be
I trolled him but he worked me
Like an angel once said
"Ain't that a crab in the thread?"

His hog on stream he did jack
I subbed him and he he subbed back
Like a schizo said quote
"He hugged a cow and a goat"

He keeps on - boasting
I go on /asp/ I keep on - roasting
But it was me that he was - toasting
This thread is gonna be beee-autiful!

I've got rumors I want to spread
It's just like that chuuba said
I couldn't be fucked any harder or I'd be bred
I'm a crab! Oh ain't it drab?
Covered in flab, I'm the crab in the thread!

>>58720845
Yeah ! (I think) This one was when I broke my cable of my graphic tablet.
I'm glad a lot of people like him.

>>58720888
Thank you for advice ! :) I'll check if there are any youtube tutorial for better enunciation.

>>58720943
>t. iriya

>>58721000
This ain't it, man

>>58721024
>t. Iriya

>>58721078
>t. the crab in the thread

>>58719879
at least here the schizos have names

>>58720300
wtf does L.E. stand for?

>>58721000
>screenshot of your own post
>wrestling lingo like "worked"
>calling self "based"

>>58721143
Theirs do too. They post them constantly to the point that they've become microcelebrities despite producing nothing of value.

>>58720943
It's my duty to defend him while he's asleep. Stabs

>>58721234
*holds up spork*

>>58721190
You really think it's impossible for anyone else to post this with the stupid high overlap between /vt/ and /pw/?

>>58721234
>text on a screen vtweeter is more popular than me
I'm actually going to kill myself.

>>58721258
I'm sure it was just a coincidence.

hahahahahahahahahaha holy shit how are you this dumb

I'm gonna hit live and never worry about networking.

>>58720962
yes because I'm scared of vt and don't go outside after seeing what they said about my oshis, you are my only source of education

>>58721325
WE'LL DO THE NETWORK FOR YOU, JUST POST YOUR LINK

There are some male /asp/ies with a lot of potential but I'm afraid they'll get crabbed so I won't mention it.

>>58721325
I'll network my cock into your bussy.

>>58721324
Nice try crab but he's not on. Just the mere idea of the dude makes you don the tinfoil hat and start chasing your tail, how embarrassing.

>>58721325
I don't remember posting this...

>>58721432
>

>>58721383
forget about that anon, I need someone networking with ME

My model is cute! I am cute! Why do I have to be brainrotten?

>>58721591
watching too much porn has rotten your brain, you model must be manly, masculine and it should project power and strength instead of acting cutesy

A LIST
I NEED A LIST FROM ALL THE /ASP/IES FROM YOUTUBE

>>58721432
Camui's here. Love you Camui, even if I think you hate me.

>>58721432
you can't be this stupid

>>58721143
The /wvt/ schizos search their own name in the archives several times a day, just to see if someone mentioned them, that's how pathetic and desperate for attention they are
Ain't that right, Gael?

>>58721837
The fuck you want me to do nigger go to his house and film him? I don't need to prove shit anyways

>>58721946
Camui doesn't live in a house. I can hear him vtubing from inside my walls.

Do girls like ASMR of guys jerking off / soft moans?

>>58722141
>Do women like men?

If this is your question, you're retarded.

>>58722164
Liking men doesn't equate to wanting to hear a stranger jack off in your ear
Answer the question

>>58722141
ask your girlfriend

I got Twitter and I also set up Discord! Is your server included in the OP links or do I have to ask for it?

>>58722141
yeah, some do

>>58722291
Don't got one

>>58722141
It's searched for sure, there is no men whimpering in mainstream porn except gay porn.

>>58722141
Yes, you learn very quickly that the things that you find sexually appealing are not the same things that somebody of the opposite sex would want from you. That doesn't mean anyone wants to see your unsolicited dick pics, but its at least an accidental step in the right direction.

>>58722360
That mean it would be gay to do? or is that something femanons would want

>>58721946
I don't know if public links are going around but you can ask one of the older /asp/ies to get you a link probably

>>58722230
The answer to the question would yes, maybe. But girl's are highly contextual and imaginative. They have an absolutely insane ability compared to men to imagine their senses being stimulated, hence why they love reading porn rather than watching it. They need build up and immersion.

If you just posted 5 minutes of you jerking off, you'll probably attract more gays than girls. If your 5 minutes of jacking off is preluded with 10 minutes of like a scenario when the girl is too sick to have sex but the guy really wants it and then the girls gives him permission to masturabate onto her while he tells her how hot she is, sure. That might work.

>>58722404
You should probably try touching a woman before trying to make erotic content appealing to them

>>58722318
sorry, somehow i had the wrong post linked; >>58722409 was meant for you

>>58722404
Don't do gay porn please, some do like yaoi but I don't wan't to imagine my self as a men.

Someone create a new thread NOW

>>58722414
Honestly just an exhibitionist but guess I've gotta get that writing skill up and come up with scenarios
Don't want to think about guys jacking it to me lol

>>58722414
h-hot

>>58722494
No, give it 20 minutes after this one dies so the atmosphere improves

>>58722441
Understandable. Last time I joined a 4chan-related community the link was public and given when asked, but here, where account integrity is more important, I can see why public links could be a disaster.

I might ask someone on Twitter. Or if anyone's reading this and they've already followed me, feel free to DM me a link!

>>58722414
Please write a scenario... It's for a friend.

>>58722507
>exhibitionist
ASMR mightn't be your thing then, try some just straight erotica roleplays. ASMR is actually designed for triggering an ASMR response. I am autistic about people labelling things ASMR when they're not ASMR.

>>58722511
Thanks.

>>58722562
I'm currently in the middle of writing my next video. But I'll put it into the bank of ideas.
Now I REALLY need to go to sleep. My fucking cats woke up by fighting.

>>58722648
Good night then !

Leave no link to the next thread.

>>58722414
this guy fucks

>>58722414
>>58722648
>of course it's iriya getting attention from femanons >>58722562

>>58722794
>from femanons
yeah both of them

>>58722831
>>58722831
>>58722831

>>58722841

>>58722648
>asmr response
i had no idea what this was until you posted here and I felt that tingling feeling from your video.it was the first and only time i felt that.before i couldn't understand why asmr was as popular as it is, but because of you letting me experience that feeling,i finally do at least understand the asmr popularity a bit more.was really educational and the physical feeling took me by surprise like a truck crashed into me it was really weird and shocking

>>58722952
>he's taking their first time

>>58722414
This couldn't be more accurate. Source: I am a girl.

>>58723081
>he's getting more girls

>>58720691
I wish Digby would come back and do more than selfpost his links
We could use that positivity again

>>58723945
Pretty sure he's the "ni ni aspies (insert kaomoji)" guy