/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Fuwamoco

FUWAS RANCID NATTO BRAPS RIGHT INTO MY NOSTRILS!!! IMAGINE THE SMELL!!

Fuwawa is for Goslingposters only

Moco-chan's bare feet...
https://vocaroo.com/1hIIHr5ON3d6

FUWAWA ISN'T REAL
REAL PROOF

>>58571803
Hey, that's me!

>>58571742
Actual next Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1pBlHt7jD8
>Most Recent Stream
https://youtu.be/83nCZ3DPUJo

Please do better next time, baker-san.

I'm used to their schedule being a day behind, so I didn't realise the JP stream is tomorrow night. That means I get 3 Fuwamoco streams in 1 day, fuck yeah!

Is Natto actually good. Fuwawa makes it sound like the best thing since sliced bread

>>58571778
What happened to you in your life that made you like this

>Fuwawa forced herself to like Natto because she'd be one step closer to becoming Japanese if she eats it
I kneel

>>58572137
People who don't like natto are picky brats like Moco-chan.

>>58572213
It's tolerable with the mustard. Without it it tastes like a decomposing old boot

Fuwawa found Mococo's dildo...

>>58572236
This but unironically

>>58571849
*cums inside the fuwawa puppet*

I will be the extra special Ruffian this morning, I swear it on the tomb of my ancestors.

I can't sleep after listening to the archive Twitter space. Does FuwaMoco know the power they have?

So did Fuwawa's voice really sound better in the Twitter Space or was it a trick of the mind?

>>58572389
A great day for the goslings. I really liked the image of Fuwawa leaning on the desk chatting to the Ruffians as Mococo vacuums behind her. The fact she had to call Mococo over to help because she couldn't see the chat was incredibly cute. I get the feeling Fuwawa is the more co-depedent of the two by a lot.

>>58572407
It was because she was up close and personal.

>>58572058
>Is Natto actually good.
If you try to eat it like Mococo did? No. The taste is the best part of it(not that it's amazing or anything just that everything else about it is kind of gross) and the smell/texture can be very off putting for many people. Most who eat it will stir it so the...slimy-ness becomes more fluffy or they'll mix in something to mask the odor/texture.

>>58572075
NTA but I have the fetish, my big sister used to torture me by crushing my head with her fat ass and farting and laughing at me choking. When I hit puberty I started cumming in my pants when she did it (and wasn't choking on it anymore) and she stopped when she realised

>>58572561

>>58572561
What do you get out of lying on the internet

>>58571742
Could anyone please upload the Twitter space to Mega? I can't access catbox.

>>58571742
just a minor nitpick but i think the Twitter Space section should have a date (e.g. "Twitter Space (09-15-23)") for archiving purposes.

>>58572561
I should stop coming to this board during these hours.

Doesn't it feel like this is what they were born to do? It's a chance to use all their otaku skills. They have a chance to show off their stuff on stage too. I don't think there is any other career option anywhere close to being as lucrative for twin weebs. It's the perfect role for them and now they're set for the rest of their lives without worrying about returning to a life of mundane wage slavery.

>>58572612
https://spaces.lytexx.dev/hololive/hololive%20EN/fuwamoco_en//

>>58571841
Is it the sound in the beginning? sounds sticky and sweaty

>>58572656
I would hesitate to say "set for the rest of their lives" given the cost of living where they are. They'll at least be living comfortably for as long as they are in Hololive.

>>58572561
5am /baubau/ is.... interesting.

>>58571742
>First time watching vtubers outside of funny clips
>Start to like them
>Growing extremely attached to them and imagining scenarios in my head where I'm with them
Should I stop watching? I'm scared of somehow becoming even more unhinged

>>58572692
Kiara had 400k stashed in her bank account within a single year. You only need 1.5 million to retire early. If Fuwamoco stay in Hololive for 3 years they'll be set.

>>58572667
Thank you very much! Didn't know about this site, but I can access this with no problems.

>>58572692
What about when they move to Japan?

>>58572718
Are you a lonely ojisan? Join us

So what kind of ramen do you like?
I like tonkotsu with extra chasu and maybe an extra egg if I feel extra hungry

>>58572721
Nowadays, you probably need more. A million bleeds very quickly.

>>58572748
Tonkotsu here too, though admittedly I haven't tried a whole lot of ramens.

>>58572718
A lot of their pre-Hololive fans where wrecked, crying messes when it seemed like they'd be gone forever.
So yea, they have that kind of quality, like friends you wish you had while growing up during your weeb youth.

>>58571760
Fpbp

>>58572748
Never had actual ramen. There isn't a place near me that serves it

Why is Fuwawa such a fucking a bitch?

>>58572718
Keep watching. Just don't go digging where you shouldn't because you will fall even deeper into loving them

>>58572770
>A million bleeds very quickly.
No it doesn't. You can easily get a bank account with 4% interest these days. 4% interest on 1 million dollars is 40,000 a year. If you live on $60,000 a year then that 1 million capital is going to last at least 40 years.

>>58571778
I want this to happen to me

>>58572745
Well, I dunno what the cost of living there is, so I can't really say.
>>58572721
1.5 million maybe if you move to a 3rd world country once you retire.

>>58572561
Lucky bastard

>>58572747
Is 26 considered to be Oji-san?
>>58572779
>>58572802
Maybe I'll stop watching because I'd rather not wanna see them graduate. I can already see myself getting obsessed with them to an unhealthy level which I already do by putting their streams on while sleeping.

>>58572799
Well, she is a female dog after all. That's like asking why is the sky blue.

>>58572818
>1.5 million maybe if you move to a 3rd world country once you retire.
What kind of lifestyle are you living where 80k a year isn't enough to live comfortably on?

>>58572806
>No it doesn't
If you're responsible and invest properly, yes. If you're not (and a lot of people are not), absolutely not.

>>58572721
>Kiara had 400k stashed in her bank account within a single year.
Not really comparable because Myth debuted during the height of the VTuber fad. It has slowed down drastically in the West, the market has become significantly more saturated, the bubble burst a year ago and Cover is way the fuck behind the curve in terms of presentation.

That's not to say they won't make good money. They absolutely will because they have very strong appeal in both the Eastern and the Western markets. Just don't expect them to be able to pull off Myth's "we got lucky with joining the right thing at the right time so now we're all millionaires" as quickly as Myth did. The only way that would be possible is if they push hard to appeal to Japan but that would require sacrificing a lot of EN streams.

>>58572836
You can also just enjoy them for now and just not watch their graduation when it happens.

>>58572836
30+ are ojisan

>>58572865
You would think that, but expenses can suddenly come unexpectedly.

>>58572836
If all you're gonna do is run away from all the good things that good things that come your way, why live?

>>58572809
Fuwawa would never wear such slutty clothes

>>58572934
Also the cost of living is increasingly getting worse and worse. People vastly underestimate how fast money can go nowadays, even in 1st world country.

>>58573006
Yea, that too. People forgot to factor in inflation getting worse every year.

>>58572934
80k a year includes a hefty "rainy day" fund. The median wage in the US is only 55k if you can't live on 80k a year then you're doing something wrong. Move out of the bugman hive and go somewhere sustainable.

Listening to the twitter space again

>>58573129
Didn't ask

>>58573174
I asked, go away

>>58573174
Okay but thanks for the (You) anyway

>>58573207
You didn't

>>58573004
She does when she’s with me (her husband)

Will they do a FFX playthrough? Surely FFX is weeby enough for them

>>58572952
>why live?
I ask myself that every day

Why is Fuwawa such a lazy older sister? How do we stop Fuwawa's abuse of Mococo?

Cute!

Anyone having issues playing the twitter space file on mobile? Just doesn't seem to work for me, no app will play it even after removing the emojis and nip squiggles from the title
Wanna actually clean up listening to it

>>58573288
What does this art style remind me of

>>58573250
ehh, the problem with a doing a turn-based JRPG playthrough is, unless they're doing some kind of challenge run, most of the time will be spent just fighting the same encounters over and over again.

I wanna cum on Mococo's fluffy ears

>>58573327
Yes and I enjoyed every minute of Miko and Subarus playthrough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YhhtNhzq_0

>>58573327
>most of the time will be spent just fighting the same encounters over and over again.
...and? The DKC streams are spent repeating the same levels over and over again

>>58573294
Promotional art for a 90's anime

>>58573294
early 2000s anime?

>>58573384
stupid argument
that's an action platformer where so many things can happen differently just by delaying a button press by 1 second compared to before.
battles in turn-based RPGs play it the same way 99% of the time because you will be selecting the same commands over and over again with some crits happening here and there.

>>58573457
I don't get your point. Other Holomem have played FFX and it's been some of their most popular content. Pekora had 70k viewers for the conclusion of her FFX series. Miko and Subaru had similar numbers. It's about the journey anon.

>>58573439
Their op reminds me of 2000s anime

How many of you are aware Fuwamoco are tricking you into improving yourselves

>>58573480
Japs like shitty games

>>58573569
Have you seen the shit the west has been putting out for the past 15 years?

>>58573480
Nice try using JP audience numbers to justify a bad game choice for EN audience.

>>58573369
>ありがとう
>love you
what

>>58573611
If they play it on the weekend there's no reason they can't have both audiences. And if ENfags don't appreciate FFX then I don't give a shit anyway, let them get filtered.

>>58573611
maybe we should burn that EN audience and let new one take over

Please go back to /#/ if that's what you care about in regards to FWMC streams. That's for them to worry about. Not you.

>>58573623
He's following the EN translation of the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRWkniXDC_4

>>58573628
It's not about liking or not liking the game.
It's about seeing repetitive turn-based combat encounters happen over and over and eating up most of the stream time with nothing meaningful actually happening.
If you're really hell-being on turn-based combat, something like Azure Dreams would be a top-pick for them because it has everything.
- Mini-games
- Monster-raising
- Dating elements
- Town Development
- Risk-Reward mechanics

Someone made an FWMC MMD, didn't share the model though
https://youtu.be/4kNCCObag4g

>>58573736
>It's about seeing repetitive turn-based combat encounters happen over and over and eating up most of the stream time with nothing meaningful actually happening.
But it's already been pointed out that JPs have already played it and all their play throughs were kino? You're sperging over nothing.

>>58573544
Not me, my everyday life is still like the Hitori Bocchi song.

>>58573741
the thighs are disturbingly too thin

>>58573741
is this the same model from this guy?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1702544910283632957

>>58573544
Fuwamoco are using me to feel better about themselves...

>>58573736
Oh, ok, so you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Do you think they are going to spend the stream watching the battles in silence?

I'm listening the twitter space and I can't take it. It's too intimate. Can only imagine how you guys felt when it was live.

>>58573784
>JPs have already played it and all their play throughs were kino
So fucking what?
You're basically trying to say no matter who streams FFX it'll turn out to be good. That's fucking retarded.

>>58573973
So you don't trust Fuwamoco to make the stream entertaining? Some Ruffian you are. I've watched these girls fall flat on their faces in Millstone Mayhem for over a fucking hour and it was the best time I've had watching a Hololive stream. The gameplay means NOTHING.

>>58573925
>non-argument, even trying to put words in my mouth

>>58573973
>he watches vtubers for the gameplay
what a massive retard

>>58574022
Retardchama, you were the one saying that nothing meaningful would happen. Why the fuck do you watch vtubers?

>Moco-chan I can't see the Ruffians comments...
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>58573736
counter-intuitively, it seems having less intensive gameplay would be better for fuwamoco
the time when they reflect and strategize is the best part of the stream

>>58574013
>The gameplay means NOTHING.
Nice to see even more retardation coming from your mouth. The gameplay and content of a game gives them material to bounce off of and work with.
If you truly believe that stupid shit you just said. Then stop trying to force them to play FFX. They should just do a zatsudan.
I figured you out though. Playing FFX must have been one of the few happy experiences in your shitty life and you think it's such an oh so great game that FuwaMoco should also play it too and force everyone to suffer through several streams of it, just because you have some kind of emotional attachment to it.

>>58574160
You are one sad, bitter faggot.

>>58573971
Imagine you're on the phone with Fuwawa..

>>58574160
Anon wtf did FFX do to you?

>>58574160
>Playing [...] must have been one of the few happy experiences in your shitty life and you think it's such an oh so great game that FuwaMoco should also play it too and force everyone to suffer through several streams of it, just because you have some kind of emotional attachment to it.
DDLC fags be like

>>58574146
>the time when they reflect and strategize is the best part of the stream
FFTactics or Tactics Ogre would be a better choice then.

>>58574160
Your whole argument is
>The gameplay is bad and it would be a bad stream
And it has already been debunked. Just take the L and move on, retardchama.

>>58574209
He must have gotten cucked by Wakka.

>>58574160
>The gameplay and content of a game gives them material to bounce off of and work with.
If they can make dying on the same level in DKC 50 times entertaining why not battling monsters in FFX? Other Holomem have done it, it worked fine. Fuwamoco would do it better.

>>58574160
i don't play jrpgs but now I want FuwaMoco to stream FFX just to spite you, faggot

>>58574233
>it has already been debunked.
hasn't happened

>Grinding can't be entertai-ACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjYwRvHLZRc

Fuwamoco will live translate Sakura no Uta
trust the plan

Damn I must've hit the bullseye to get all these angry replies from FFX-fags

>>58574232
I haven't played FFT or Tactic Ogre, but TBS can be quite challenging, do they have enough brainpower to power thru it tho
and some battle can be quite lengthy, it'd suck if after 30-mins struggles they just dieded

>>58573480
I love Subaru but her games choices filter me

>>58574272
>It would be a bad stream
>Here's a couple of examples proving that it's a kami stream
>That doesn't count
Retardchama...

>>58574296
It's already translated. You DO know spanish, verdad, ruffian?

>>58574160
Based

>>58574272
We live in an era of zoomers that didn't get the privilege of seeing people like Super Best Friends play through some of the most absolute garbage possible and it was made extremely entertaining. To the point that it was their identity.

>>58574326
I'm sure they can do it. And whenever they get stuck on a battle, ruffians in chat will give them tips.
It'd be nice to see what kind of party composition they go with and what builds they try to do.

>>58574377
que pasa

>>58574382
SBF was the first thing I thought about when I saw the twins gimmick. I can't wait for comfy jrpg streams.

>>58574441
And we also don't run into the risk of "Fuwawa and Mococo are no longer friends" either.

>>58574333
The examples given are JP holos streaming to a JP audience. It doesn't mean anything with regards to FuwaMoco streaming to the EN audience.
So stop trying to repeat it over and over like a fucking autist. If you like those "kino" FFX playthroughs by JP Holomems, then you're free to go watch those again.

>>58574487
I sure fucking hope not

>>58574531
It's sad how I can tell you're the buckbroken ENfag from /#/

I miss Fuwawa real bad right now

>>58574487
Fuwawa and Mococo are not friends. Their relationship is purely professional.

>>58574564
The guy who brought up JP Holomems brought up numbers, not me.
Never even said anything about numbers either.

>>58574531
The EN audience likes FFX too. How do I know? Because I'm the EN audience and I like it. And you've been told by several others that you're wrong and FFX would be a great stream. It's time to stop and stop having a mental breakdown because you don't like JRPGs.

>>58574531
>I can't prove it, but I KNOW that it won't be a good stream because they are not japanese
>It was revealed to me in a dream
Retardchama, you have to dig upwards...

>>58574626
>you don't like JRPGs
lol
LMAO

>>58574626
It's obviously a bored numberfag, ignore him

>>58574531
those fags are really mad over this

>>58574586
Shut the fuck up, Pero.

Do Fuwawa and Mococo share the same dildo?

>I ran out of arguments, so I'll just tell everyon to ignore everything he said because he's a <insert convenient scapegoat or group I don't like>
I accept your concession.

>>58574769
Yes, blue on one side pink on the other

>>58574769
do they masturbate together

>>58574769
yeah, it's double sided

>>58574770
unironically who are you quoting

>>58574790
The answer is either yes or they're literal saints on the level of the Blessed Virgin Mary.

>>58574586
Business incest...

What does Fuwawa soup taste like?

>>58574821
fuck
guess I know what I'm looking up tonight

>>58574741
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Will they ever play Kindred Spirits on the Roof?
And what did they think of it the first time?

>>58574769
They aren't like that. They like to play eroge for the art and stories.

4 beers in and it's still 4 hours to FWMC morning I'm going to be sloshed by the time it starts

>>58574934
Is this a new age version of reading playboy for the articles?

>>58574974
Playboy was mostly articles, opinion pieces, ads, and other junk. It didn't have as many nudes as people think/remember.

>>58575021
But at the same time, most people were not buying that magazine for most of that.

>>58574934
ah yes, I also played this for the engaging story and interesting characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FR2DeJKBCM

>>58574790
>>58574934
sneak peak into FuwaMoco's escapades.

>>58574974
When I read eroge, I never jacked off. It was more the story leading up to the h-scenes and the pursuit of the girl that I liked. Maybe they are the same way. I don't think they would masturbate together. Would they?

>>58575220
I mean they have to at some point right?

>>58573544
>tricking
wrong anon, they are making me want to improve myself of my own volition.

>>58575220
>I don't think they would masturbate together. Would they?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm listening to the twitter space and it's so cute
it's like Fuwamoco but in real life

>>58575263
They're probably comfortable being naked together at least

>>58575084
That music is amazing wtf

They should play Skyrim

>>58575220
>playing eroge together about to reach an H-scene
>"Moco-chan, I'm going out to buy soda you can continue if you want."
>"U-un."
>20 minutes later
>"I'm back Moco-chan, did you put a bookmark for me?
>"I did. uhh... I'm going out to buy some ramen. See you later Fuwawa."
>"Thank you Moco-chan."

>>58575579
Skyrim Together, right?

>>58575584
>Fuwawa walks around the side of the house and stares in through the window

>>58573480
You can't use JP as an example because they're catering to different audiences. This would be like suggesting Mahjong would do well for an EN streamer.

>>58575774
Fuwamoco poker night when?

>>58575774
Fuwamoco are going to bring JP style streaming to you and you're going to like it

>>58574769
Urinary tract infection is a real thing they wouldn't do that

>>58575220
To still be inseparable at their age I simply assume they slurp on eachother's doggy pussy every single day
It's not like girls can breed or penetrate without toys anyway..
the taboo would probably help circumvent lesbo bed death too

>there's only 3 entrants for /baubau/ sings
終わりだ...

>>58575774
>Comparing mahjong to FFX

>>58576019
I'm doing mine tommorrow

>>58576040
>lack of reading comprehension
I'm not comparing the games. I'm comparing the audiences being catered to. Are you retarded enough to think that popular game = popular stream? Zelda games are some of the most popular in the world yet OoT has been a debuff game for FWMC and BotW has been a debuff game for Bijou.

FFX would not perform anywhere close to as well for EN as it does for JP and it has nothing to do with the vtuber scene still experiencing growth in the East or relative average viewers. It's simply not the type of game that the Western audience enjoys watching.

>>58575492
Yeah that's Taishi, probably in my top 3 most respected artists of all time. He has 2 labels (as far as I know), Cosmic Record for vocal trance/dubstep stuff like that trailer song (song and album name is El Dorado). It seems to have gone inactive since 2015. My gateway+favourite song from that label is Personalizer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZWmkXC-81g
The other circle is Compllege, which is one of a kind artsy stuff, still trance and dubstep but instrumental and more ambient.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keF7n1eVKzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVoQNTTCsIU

>>58576203
>It seems to have gone inactive since 2015
did something happen to him?

>>58576148
>It's simply not the type of game that the Western audience enjoys watching.
Neither are VNs. Fuwamoco are going to break the mold.

>>58576284
Forgot to add, Compllege is still active. Maybe he was in a relationship with the vocalist in Cosmic Record or something.

>>58576344
ah so it was a two-person project thing
that's a shame.

>>58576148
>Are you retarded enough to think that popular game = popular stream?
Oh, so you were a numberfag. Never mind, keep acting like a retard

>>58574160
>Gameplay means nothing because it's about the person
>So stop trying to force them to play [video game]
>They should just do a zatsudan
This is a good argument point to me when it comes to the entire topic of people trying to push someone to make certain content
>You claim you love the people streaming for their personality and conversation
>Meaning whatever they do should by default be good, only possibly being bad if it brings down their mood or changes them
Therefore if you are overly invested in someone playing or not playing something, that means you don't care about the people as much as you think, meaning you shouldn't care about what they do at all and can fuck off
>You claim you love a certain video game and really want someone to take a part out of their life to play it for you even though you've seen it before
>You are annoyed at others claiming they don't need to play it or could do something other than make exactly the specific content you want no matter if it filters others
Therefore same as above, you care more about the game then the creator in that moment like some angry 10yo minecraft beggar and can fuck off to watch someone else for what you want
>tl;dr
I think you're all retards fighting in the ball pit, just put on these damn teletubbies and smile already

>>58576301
Never said they shouldn't do it. I'm just pointing out how retarded it is to try and use anyone from the JP branch as proof that the game would get a lot of attention. That's not how it works.
>58576413
>dodging the point
>pivoting this hard
Not even worth a (You) at this point. Concession accepted. Continue being retarded and posting reaction images.

>>58576501
>use anyone from the JP branch as proof that the game would get a lot of attention.
Nobody said that. They said it would be an entertaining stream. Get the numbers off your brain, faggot

>>58576501
>concession accepted
the reddit words of power

>>58575492
You should hear the full version. It's 4x as long.
Here's a subbed version of it. I suppose being able to understand the lyrics a bit will make it easier to appreciate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXJ5qgwbnzs

>>58576019
I'm too shy and old to do that shit

>>58576501
Anon, you are trying way too hard, maybe take a break from the thread

>>58576623
My powerful Ojisan voice will convey my love to Fuwamoco. Don't be shy, join in

>>58576203
>top 3
Who else? Nhato? I swear those two have been around forever

>>58576623
>shy
the fuck kind of ojisan are you?

>>58576019
I don't want to do it for reasons I won't specificy.

>>58576551
Try reading before attempting to interject, anon. All you're doing is making yourself look like a retard. The first post I responded to was a numberfaggotry post of the worst kind; not even understanding why the numbers are what they are but still trying to use said numbers as support for a claim.

>>58576019
I always thought the /a/ sings videos were pretty cringeworthy. The only good ones were when syncfag made /a/ plays instruments videos.

>>58576715
FFX would be kino simple as. Don't care about anything else.

>>58576148
Hmm, that bring the question, what type of games do EN stream watchers want to see the talents to play?

>>58576717
You're still irony poisoned.

>>58576019
>voicedox
no thanks, I like to keep anything even vaguely self identifying off the internet as much as possible

>>58576683
>Who else? Nhato?
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rc-NtnwCmk

>>58576789
Popular games.

>>58576623
>>58576705
>>58576717
>>58576803
hey fags, remember when they said they wanted to hear our voices? do it for them.

>>58576789
Unironically popular "zoomer" shit and FotM meme games. I think the only big game that breaks this rule is Fortnite. Nobody that isn't your average 12 year old Twitch addict likes to watch Fortnite.

>>58576881
This. Nobody is going to recognize you, nobody gives a fuck who you are. Do it for Fuwamoco

>>58576019
That's better than I expected, I'm recording mine this weekend and thought I would be the first to submit

>>58576919
>>58576881
My autism won't allow it

>>58576919
>he doesn't know about the spreadsheet

>>58576019
I was too shy to do it last time, and I don't think I got over it.

>>58576919
You are so fucking naive, you don't nothing about this board, the generals, the spreadsheets and the schizos

>>58576881
Exactly, unlike /a/ sings, this isn't for our amusement only, Fuwawa said she wants to hear our voices. I never participated before either. Being shy is exactly why you should do it, your voice will blend with others and you don't even need to identify yourself if you don't want to.
>but I want to be noticed without exposing myself
Lucky for you, you can still do that. Tweet the video to their tags saying you participated, but don't include timestamps to your parts. Easy, done. They'll know it's you, they'll appreciate you, but nobody will know how you sound.

>>58577001
>>58577043
T-The spreadsheet?

>>58575774
They said they don't understand mahjong, but I personally would like to see them go through a mahjong arc. From knowing nothing to becoming good at it to eventually competing in JP mahjong big-name vtuber tournaments.
You guys might get triggered over seeing them having to get coaching sessions with IRL mahjong pros though.

>>58577043
That wouldn’t happen in /baubau/, right? We’re all just silly little dogs, we can barely bake threads! We can’t use spreadsheets, that’d be silly!… Right???

Fuck Mahjong, gambling arc. Coaching from drunk 70 year old jiichan.

>>58577108
>They said they don't understand mahjong
I don't either but that's because I get filtered by unintuitive terminology. I don't see that being a problem for them because they actually understand moon runes so the words should have meaning for them.

>>58576019
>/baubau/ sings
What the fuck did I miss? What is this?

>>58577069
any tips to sing the song for ESL ?

>>58577191
Info in the OP, check it out. We're singing Lifetime Showtime because Fuwawa wants to hear the wuffians' voices.

>>58576019
>>58576881
>>58576919
>>58577191
>Sing Lifetime Showtime
>Upload it catbox.moe
>Post the link in https://jiggie.fun/Yo2Pna
puzzle room has links to song (lifetimeshowtime) with vocals + without

>>58577086
Look at this cute baby, he actually doesn't know.

>>58576019
Just hand the vocal tracks over to Reddit. It would honestly be less embarrassing.

>>58577193
What part are you struggling with? I'm ESL too and the only part that gave me trouble was that my voice is ugly as fuck and I'm embarrassed of it. But whatever.

>>58577155
most(?) of the terminology in mahjong, I think are holdovers from the original Chinese version.
But anyway, if you say it won't be an obstacle for them, then that's good. I like that.

>>58576919
>some stupid ruffian doxxing other ruffian yesterday
are you sure?

>>58577108
>get good at mahjong
broooo

So uh... how 'bout them dogs, eh.

>>58577311
What?

>>58577352
Yakuza mahjong arc.

>>58577352
what? whaaaat? did I say something wrong?

I do not like Fuwamoco.

>>58577244
The mococo part was too fast for me and i got cringe when i hear my voice say bau bau lol

>>58577477
Explain yourself. What don't you like about FuwaMoco?

ruffians bidding for their broken vacuum cleaner lmao

>>58577415
The kpopfag that posted or at least used to post /here/

>>58577615
maybe we can fix it

>>58577613
I do not like that they aren't in my arms

>>58577748
go to bed dummy. they're waiting for you

Since they're gigaweebs, the dogs should stream Sengoku Basara: Samura Heroes so they can teach ruffians all about Japanese history during the warring states period while unleashing extreme violence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVL6-B5MPE

>>58573544
It's precisely the push I needed. I've been delaying my JP reps for so long until they finally showed up in my life.

>>58577193
Singing uses a different part of the brain than speaking. ESL.
Listen to FWMC sing it and learn the lyrics phonetically.

>>58577883
also, the English op was sung by T.M. Revolution

When I look back at my life if I had just gone ahead and done everything I wanted regardless of whether anyone thought it was cringe rather than living to please others and meet their expectations I would probably be a much happier person.

>>58577883
They're just weebs. They don't know Japanese culture beyond animanga, much less Japanese history.

>>58574232
>>58574326
Tactics Advance! Or is Nintendo pissy about emulating GBA?

>>58577883
They're otaku weebs, not Reki-jo. They don't care about the Battle of Sekigahara or daimyo.

>>58578040
>is Nintendo pissy about emulating

>>58577086
In one of my previous communities, there was a person who meticulously maintained a spreadsheet to track every interaction the vtuber had on Twitter. This included replies, likes, and retweets. They then used this data to create a ranking of the users with whom she had the closest connections. Most of those guys were from /here/. Eventually, this person leveraged the Twitter messages to train an AI model so it could recognize the writing styles of each user and identify the anons in the thread.

Fuwawa should go full slut without shame and Mococo would go full prude, shaming her slutty sister for such slutty behavior

>>58578149
I love this shit post

>>58578149
kek based autist

>>58578036
>>58578044
b-but Tom Cruise became the last samurai to become truly Japanese

>>58578171
>shit post

Used PC98 computers are cheaper than I thought they'd be. Less than $1000 bucks.

>>58578284
Send one to them and become a super special Ruffian. Also Portopia playthrough doko

>>58578315
>Send one to them and become a super special Ruffian
That's the plan

Since they're ultraweebs, the puppers should stream JR East Train Simulator so they can teach wuffians about the efficient Japanese railway system while traversing prefecture lines with extreme punctuality.
https://youtu.be/NGT4DZ-8uo8?si=RKxara_ca83oSCSO

>>58574901
I hope so. It's a great yuri VN.

>>58578339
They should play Densha De D

>>58578339
>train autist
anything but that please

>>58576803
>>58576623
>>58576705
In the puzzle room, as the admin I have the option to clear the chat. Would it help if I cleared the chat after downloading each submission? (I check 1-2 times a day). You can also use Litterbox to make the download link expire in a few days. It's obviously still on the internet, but that way there won't be a permanent repository of raw recordings.

>>58578040
didn't they have GBA? or was that GBC?

>>58578149
Link a SINGLE archive post to prove this isn't bullshit (you can't).

>>58578149
>he didn't rotates his writing style to spoof the three letter company
your opsec reps...

>>58578505
They have a DSlite, which can play GBA.

I'm listening to the space and I can't stop goslinging at the thought of their future membauship ASMR

>>58578149
>Anon pinpoints me with AI
>Finds 12 years of autistic and schizophrenic retardation and nothing else

>>58578466
not a bad idea, might help some of the schizo ruffians participate

So what was the RPG on PS2 they thought would be impossible to get perms for? Xenosaga?

>>58578505
it was gbc

>>58578534
be that as it may, fwmc (fuwawa) already implied they have a list of all ruffians

>>58578149
This is doable with AI. The output would be in form of "30% user A", "10% user B","60% user C". Big tech companies like google already do this scanning over most of the internet to identify people, among with basic IP and browser fingerprinting.

>>58578865
>tfw not on the secret special spreadsheet of Ruffians Fuwamoco consider genuine marriage prospects

>>58578534
>he doesn't know about /yah/

>>58578040
don't need to emulate GBA, can use GameBoy Player on Gamecube and capture from GC

>>58578967
The problem with the GameBoy Player is it fucks the colors hard.

>>58578149
I once found a friend of mine on a different website simply because I recognized his writing pattern. He didn't talk to me for two weeks after I told him this.
I also can recognize if someone is wrong /here/ just by looking at their retweets, likes, bio and writing styles.

True Love got a rerelease published by Fakku so it should be fairly easy to get perms for it and be able to play it?

>>58579072
>I also can recognize if someone is wrong /here/ just by looking at their retweets, likes, bio and writing styles.
what are you, pinocchio?

>>58579086
>Fakku
before i let out all my hatred for jewcob, just wanna ask
is it actual untouched rerelease or did they touch the translation with their troon tl hand

>>58578149

Why didn't Fuwawa help with the cleaning? Is she disabled or just spoiled? Or is this her way of asserting dominance?

Have they officially collabed with any non advent holo? (mumei drawing vc and ame Garry mod don’t count as the interaction was kinda limited)

>>58579186
I dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRVxoL96xr4

>newfags falling for the spreadsheet bait
>again

I'm listing to the Twitter space recording again.

>>58579215
Fuwawa isn't real...

>>58579225
they played valorant with the ID4 if that counts

>>58579215
Cause she does the cooking!

dog farts erotic

>>58579260
ID4………?
my brain is feeling weird now

>>58579186
>>58579238
>top steam review
>"This is not a remake, not a remaster, just a re-release with the exact same files from decades ago."
home

>>58579260
timetraveler ruffians at it again

Yeah I'm never removing the lock from my Twatter account

>>58579334
Well they you go. That's one they can play on stream if they can get perms off Jewcob

>>58578466
Only if you yourself leave a message saying how many submissions so far. Otherwise people will be discouraged thinking nobody is joining.

>>58579396
Graychama...

>>58579410
Yeah I was thinking exactly that. I'll do it

>>58579215
She's a special princess that shouldn't get her hands dirty

>>58579395
I would like to ask him if fuwawa or mococo is getting their solo segment

>>58578466
well, as long as you don't disappears into thin air on 24th

>>58579459
I'm starting to feel like Mococo is actually the one taking care of her... just like they said before.

>>58579215
You got it all twisted. Fuwawa isn't forcing Mococo to do all the work, Mococo is forcing Fuwawa to do easy stuff like sorting the DVDs because Fuwawa is too clumsy and incompetent to be trusted to do the real work properly without fucking it up.

>>58578926
That general had schizos sending her their own blood. They were beyond all hope.

>>58579215
>Why didn't Fuwawa help with the cleaning?
Because Fuwawa isn’t real.

>>58579571
Hm, not a bad idea

>>58578149
What the fuck is even the point in all that?

>>58579600
Next meme!

Doggy kisses are for Mococo

>>58579600
kys clip watcher

>>58579551
>Fuwawa is too clumsy and incompetent
Hey! Watch your tone when you try to talk shit about the next marika cup champion

>>58579571
>>58579622
this is where i'd put the mococo saying i need blood soundpost if i ever bothered to save them

>>58579785
Mococo is so cute.

what is Fuwawa even GOOD for

>>58579731
Moco chan is schizo
cope seethe mald

I wish today was wednesday so Mococo could motivate me to go to my doctor's appointment today to see if the lump on my testicle is the bad kind.

Anons, this is my favorite picture of Fuwawa & Mococo together, what do you think?

>>58579551
>can't do proper work
>cook
Would you trust fuwawa with a knife and hot boiling food (soup)

>>58579853
On a serious note
I wish fuwawa has more spotlight

>>58579866
>lump on my testicle
i'm sorry to say that's cancer
you got less than a lightyear to live, sorry, anon

>>58579866
Do it after you watch their stream
Do it before things get worse

>>58579899
>always in the front
>was the one who mostly talked in the twitter space
>constantly talk while gaming cause she backsit
I think you just want a fuwawa solo stream

>>58579246
It's obvious it's fake but I am convinced there are vtubers that have spreadsheets of their fans
Some have already confirmed it

>>58579876
I like this pic
The missing fuwawa shows how much she truly means to us >>58579853

You never realize how much you treasure something until you lost it. This pic is deep and beautiful thx

>>58579866
If it's soft and connected to tubes or it's been there for years, it's nothing. You'd be dead or really sick already if it was bad
If it's hard, your testicles hurt randomly and it was recent, you need to go to the doctor.

>prechat still not open
THEY HATE US

why do I feel like a Fuwamoco's baby listening to the space

>>58580154
Anon what did you do, they immediately opened prechat

>>58579866
>Ruffians!
>Today it's time for another Mococo pup talk!
>And this time you're going to hear it from me! Mococo!
>You! Ruffian! Did you know Prostate cancer is the second most common cause of death for males in the US?
>I know, sad right. But what's even sadder is that most of the time it's completely preventable!
>If you get tested and it gets diagnosed early your chances of survival are over four times higher!
>Now I know some of the oji Ruffians might be embarrassed
>But you've got to do it for me! Mococo!
>I want you living a good long life, so go get tested ok! I know you can do it!

>>58580269
I can hear her

>>58579686
It's "How to break a general 101"
>Nice anon community you have here
>btw did you know that your oshi usually interacts with this group of guys?
>btw they are from /here/
>btw a couple of them are the guys who have spent several thousands on red SCs
>btw she also enjoys talking with the drawfags
>btw there's also this random japanese guy who she follows in twitter, and they seem to know each other from long before her debut
>btw there are some suspicious posts about stuff that no one could know if they didn't talk with her
>btw did you notice how often she reads the stream's chat messages of these guys?
>btw don't you think it was a little weird how hard she laughed at that random dumb joke of one of her paypigs?
>anyway, gotta go, be nice to each other ok
Some men just want to see the world burn

>>58580025
Firstly I feel mococo has more presence than fuwawa in most situations unless they are playing 2p games or in zatsu.
Secondly the one holding controller can always react directly and instantly to game situations. Coz the player is feeling it more than bystanders. Mococo shouted about drowning in 1ft Minecraft water the exact moment she fell into it. Bystander can never react the same way or as passionately as the player.

Imagine this.
Fuwawa backseating mococo playing 1p river city v.s. both of them playing. Fuwawa will have next level presence in the latter situation.

>>58580115
I think it's connected to the tube, somewhere in the middle of soft and hard, and sometimes it starts hurting depending on my position and then it will stop for a while

>>58580269
this is actually helping

>>58580032
Pina from Prism literally has shown a spreadsheet of her viewers to track which penguin in subnautica is which viewer.
And they wear it like a badge.

>>58580358
i think you were just joking, but i think you might be a schizo

>all those spic grey names getting hit by the membership gift bombs
grim

Can't they just send a maxed out aka supa instead. What is the point of gifting memberships

>>58580533
at this point i'm just waiting until they shed out weak ruffians. maybe a year or two and we will have the perfect community

I don't know about you all but my eyes were almost always on Fuwawa's character in river city girls

Any clipers, who clip with en subtitles ? I want to watch the girls, but I don't understand what they're saying.

>promised to do something without double checking the time
>gonna miss Kanji de GO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

>>58580626
you have good taste, the redhead with a ponytail is hot

>>58580475
I say that if it's worrying you, go to a doctor and get a peace of mind, but it sounds to me like it's the tube that produces semen (forgot what it's called)
All i'll say is that if it's been bothering you for a long time, you'd probably already know it was something bad by now. (like ACTUALLY know, not an anxious feeling)

>>58580626
My favorite was her somehow messing up the stomp on grounded enemies and doing the dab attack instead. Especially when she got hit for it after.

>>58580625
Do u know holodex

>>58580679
I thought you were talking about the girl from Sakura Wars for a second

>>58580269
holy shit this is spot on kek

>doggie kisses are for me
What did Mococo mean by this? Does she mean licking? Does she want us to lick her??

>>58580753
The dialogues are too intellectual for mococo

>>58536196
I was watching some VN openings and Youtube recommended me the opening from some game with this character that I immediately recognized having seen earlier today in these threads. Quite a coincidence. Well here's the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dmQT_ogfVA
Not sure if it's the mousepad Fuwawa was talking about, though.

>>58580713
That's true, It's been there for like 4-5 months and then I had to wait another month for my appointment, but at the same time I'm still worrying about it and fake Mococo told me to do it for her.

>>58580269
dumb it down a little and add her signature "Un" and "Got it?"

>>58580475
Actually, I have the same thing except I don't feel a lump, it just starts hurting sometimes and it's been this way for since I was teen, and it doesn't fit any diagnosis online. It got worse some time ago and I've been using variety of supplements (including vitamin K2) for general health, and I've been trying to figure out what's causing it. My current gut feeling is too little calcium intake and increased K2 (which reduces calcium in the blood by putting it in the bones). So far reducing K2 to every other day and drinking more milk has improved it. Sorry for blogpost, I bet Fuwamoco love reading these.

>>58580862

>>58580888
Anon they care about the Ruffians but I sincerely doubt they love reading about the lump on your balls

This thread's slowly derailing, I can't wait for the top 10 testicle cancers at this rate

>>58580916
we're still on page 9, you could have waited a bit longer

i've come to realize that the pure love and affection these dogs give to their fans reminds me a lot of lamy, because lamy is also super affectionate to her yukimin
it's only gonna be uphill from here bros, good tidings

>>58580980
Lamy happens to be one of my favorites too and I'm a 2 year member to her

>>58580980
will we get fuwawa blogposts on how her breasts are to big and she have hard time finding bras

>>58580762
Means she regularly uses peanut butter

>>58580839
Good way to get that anxiety out of you is exercise. I have health anxiety everyday and I worry I have all types of cancer (last week, it was fucking nasal cancer) So I workout and do cardio until I don't think about it anymore.
You usually have a good idea if it's worth worrying about after working out because your mind is cleared of all the bullshit negatives.

>>58581020
yeah, same, lamy is my JP oshi, my only regret is not membering her earlier kek (1 year 6 months member), but yeah these girls affection rivals lamys and thats a really good thing, lamy makes me feel very happy and these girls do too, i'd like to draw some lamy+fwmc art someday
>>58581027
maybe in a year...

>Ruffians getting baited into throwing memberships trying to hit a brand account

>>58581107
I wonder how long it will go on for.

How are you supposed to give Fuwawa her soccer team of puppies if you're all dying from ball cancer

>>58581157
saved that for future usage

>>58581107
it's not even that... gifting is completely random, it's not related to whos in chat at the moment
i find it silly

Anyone afraid Fuwamoco wouldn't get opportunities to perform on stage as much as they would like to? seeing as EN only gets to perform like once a year or something on a big stage

>>58581097
Hah, it’s a good thing FuwaMoco aren’t as menhera as Lamy is… right…?

>>58581157
>you're all
Hey, can't speak for other wuffians, but this oji-san right here is virile and healthy. Last time I got checked, they even complimented my high test.

>>58581462
There's nothing we can do about this though. The hope is since covid restriction is over, cover will be in a better position to allow EN and ID members access the studio. I do hope cover allow them to participate in stuff like Blue Journey.

Lets get ready for another FuwaMoco moooorninggggg!

>>58581476
i can absolutely see fuwawa holding back her menhera but as months go by and shes more comfy with the ruffians the menhera comes out.... mococo maybe not as much menhera but possessive

>>58581476
I would be fine as long as FuwaMoco doesn't laugh at janitors ..

>>58581476
It's too early to say, anon

>>58581462
I believe they will get opportunities by sheer force of annoying management with enough pestering, I don't think they'll take not doing 3d stuff lying down

>>58581462
Bae dances alot and she's not exactly the premier moneymaking talent nor is she in the most convenient place.
Fauna also mentioned they get Mocopis so they at least have a low end option if they want to do 3d alot.

>>58581549
>fuwawa is a menhera
>mococo is possessive with rage issues
Yandere twins will have us by the balls cancer or not

>>58581690
Mococo doesn't have rage issues, Mococo didn't break anything except for one mouse.

The first Phogs stream was so bad, Fuwawa tried to snap her switch in half. She is absolutely menhera.
And I like it.

>>58581506
Very good, since the Fuwawa candidate list is full you'll be on Mococo duty.

>>58581759
and the arm chair

>>58581820
Didn't she talk about it after the second Phogs and thus referring to that? If it's for the first one, timestamp please

Good morning BAU BAU

>New Year Cup 2024
>second final race
>scoreboard top 3: Aqua 59, Suisei 57, Fuwawa 55

Fuwawa: I don’t think I can do this! My hands are shaking…
Mococo: Trust me! You can do it! I know you better than anyone else! You will beat aqua senpai and suisei senpai! Today!

>The windscreen reflects the silhouette of a short hair girl who mumbles to herself with unparalleled determination.

IT'S LIFETIME SHOWTIME ANYTIME BAU BAU

>>58581935
>believing that Fuwawa is anywhere near as good at Mario Kart as she is with Apex.

BAU BAU

Wuffians... we're home

new thread >>58580862

>>58581823
That's acceptable. Preferable, actually.

>>58582010
Mio was shitty at marika but after some grinding and luck she was able to tie her score with a choking Marine as 2nd/3rd place.

New Year Cup gives a chance to those who truly wants it, sometimes.

>>58581690
Mococo = unapologetic chad
Fuwawa = manipulative sister but clumsy