/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57879607
I want to see your balls

jong

>>58567093
<3

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. While I would train even if she wasn't there, I train harder knowing that she will see it one day, and I want to impress her. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

NO PIPPANTS
NOPIPPANTIES

ピッパ抱きします!

>>58567093
>>58567121

>>58567121

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>58567183

uploading twitch vod now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3GCYxijJ6c
t.archivefag

>>58567208

good juicing folks.

why everyone is smiling?

You guys done with juice? Is it time to jong?

>>58567068
The collab itself wasn't that bad. Lia is one of the very few people who can work on Pomu's wave length. Pretty sure the thread was ass that day because of a #'s raid, no one actualy hates pomu /here/ I hope

JELLY IS CUTE :D
and so are you!

>>58567251

>>58567232
>>58567100
good juices!

>>58567249
Is nice thing, yeah?

>>58567272
I hate Pomu because she isn't in my harem.

Thanks for the great streams Pippa!

I love you!

>>58567272
I just feel bad for her, her and some of her friends are cute

>>58567142
She did take off her pajamas..

Majsoul Friends Room 37196(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37196

I'm gonna jongpost

>>58567220
07

>>58567253
I refuse to jong for the rest of the year at least.

>>58567220
Thanks archivefag

>>58567272
Don't worry there was no hate, people just didn't care for the idol talk.

Oh, hai Pippa

>>58567208
Why is it that every time Lori is posted I feel sexually in danger

>>58567524

>>58567524
She gives off shota hunter vibes.

PIPPA AND PANKO CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE! HOPE YOU BOTH HATE ME AFTER THIS!

>>58567272
Some catalofags seem to hate Pomu because she does collab a lot with the Nijimales, but other than that, I don't know why somebody would dislike her

>>58567524
She's always looking for new daddies.

>>58567524
Lori has molested dozens of innocent mmo playing anons.

>>58567416
Correct, not a lewdtuber. Anybody who has watched her streams knows she wants to play games, and chill with chat, not be a coom magnet.

>>58567400
2/4

>>58567575
alright i'll brb bros for... reasons

>>58567251
>A GUN WITH ONE BULLET

>Threads weren't awful today
>Made my oshi laugh a little
>Comfy second stream
I can finally go to sleep knowing today was a good day.

>>58567416
i wouldn't expect lewd things from her if she hadn't promised lewd things retard

>>58567621
sleep well, lil anon

give it to me straight niggas
am i retarded
hearing pippas voices makes me fucking hard without effort

>>58567630
Fairly certain that image is meant to be ironic.

>>58567621
Goodnight.

>>58567251
I feel the urge to post this person for some reason

>>58567657
All the straight niggas are in the liker thread. Everyone here is gay.

>>58567621
nini-nini anon!

>>58567524
Idk but this one reply from one of earlier threads had me in stiches.

>>58567597
Have you ever come across the phrase "if you're not in business don't advertise"?

>>58567657
It's a natural reaction to the rabbit.

>>58567692
My mother is gay, I am not

What the fuck am I supposed to do

>>58567621
Goodnight anon

>>58567734
She doesn't

>>58567755
watch hime karaoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeTlB2lds0s

Can people stop the shiina anti posts already? If she keeps on coming here and reading them it will make her want to quit

>>58567755
You do what you can, crackanon.

>>58567741
I'm gay for my gay mother.

>>58567755
Play a good video game, have a nice relaxing shower, get cozy on the couch, then watch vtubers and play some more.

>>58567413

Why does everyone play south in gold

>>58567796
f-femichiposter?!

LEEEEEEEETS GET REEEEAAAADYYYY TO LOOOOOOOOOOP

>>58567820
I just picked it because more players were there

>>58567786
do the girls actually read these threads? I wouldn't be surprised if they've visited here one or two times, but I doubt any of them are regular readers of these threads

>>58567795
That's hot

>>58567621
I wrote this post.
Nini fellow capipi.
I love Pippa

>>58567755
This.

>>58567859
Goodnight.

>>58567784
Why are there still no phase connect fumos? Even shondo got one made of her

>>58567859
sleep well, lil samefag

>>58567400
I'm gonna start grimposting
2/4

>>58567786
That's the end goal.

>>58567400
filthy jongrels

>>58567799
Snowrunner was the last game I still got any enjoyment out of and I'm finally burnt out on it after playing 600 hours since march

>>58567880
I'm sorry anon but the jong arc is over. It's time to let go.

>>58567827
Can't a man just love his mama?

>>58567874
Sakana wouldn't be able to bear the shame of someone shipping his merch on time

>>58567859
Goodnight Capipi

>>58567914
>>58567931

>>58567847
Hime was probably one of the EVERYBODY EVERYBODY posters from her saying it on twitter too

>>58567874
Doing everything through a company seems to be slower than doing it by indies, and the talents approving everything themselves

>>58567784

>>58567820
I wasn't gaining any ranked points in east gold so I switched to south, I assume most of the other people in gold want something where skill matters more

>>58567926
What are your favorite genres?

>>58567755

>>58567847
no talent would ever ego search
and certainly there was no instances of astroturfing merch i'm not saying that's bad

>>58567784
Rie has sung many "white chick" songs, and now she's doing "non-white chick" songs, J-pop, anime, etc.

>>58568013
Autism simulators
FPS
VNs

>>58567859
nini-nini capipi!

>>58568079
You played through all the Zach games?

>>58567942

>>58568079
Ready or Not would be a good game of seeing what your future SWAT raid looks like from the other perspective.

>>58568079
Play ultra kill. It’s like if doom and Devil May Cry gave birth to the very thing that will fill the hole left in your heart by Yuri.

>>58567931
cant believe jiggers actually won

>>58568079
You owe it to yourself to play through Cruelty Squad if you haven't

>>58568119

I legit posted the very same takes on GFE and gachikoi that Pippa has shared recently and you faggots(Liakeks I bet) insulted me and called it a bait.
Well, I decided to hop in and call you all COCK-SUCKING HOMOBEGGING FAGGOTS. Peace out

>>58568133
That image should have a wemi version

>>58567524
It's breeding season.

>>58568162
The jiggers are silent but resilient.

Uruka is being lewd on stream.

>>58568200
You have your own mana reserves. These are mine.

>>58568105
No
>>58568133
I have it it runs like shit

>>58568235
She only does that on days that end in "y"

>>58568238
You'll have to get through the other makinists first...

>>58567786
>If she keeps on coming here and reading them it will make her want to quit
It's probably the opposite. Think about it, if she browses the thread she knows it's just one or two mindbroken retards spamming the same shit over and over again so things don't look that bad anymore. In contrast, if she didn't know about the thread and saw people sperging at her in the maros and whatnot she might think there is actually a huge shitstorm going on.

Chinchilla got left in the sun for too long

[Rie news] What about mating press? That's not for me, that's for Shiina, she goes to town on her dakimakura.

>>58568337
Hnng

>>58568337
Some ai needs to bake some chilla lewds with tan holy shit....

>>58567786
>>58524009

>>58567847
Does it matter?

>>58568337
Our girl is a... gyaru?

>>58568337
what's nasa's opinion on this
enough to be a degree?

>>58568337
Not a shade darker!

https://twitter.com/KenAshcorp/status/1702314369357615388

>>58568377
*ai anon
sorry was horny

Workout time?

>>58568458
I bet you theres someone who ordered merch and then received it after finding a new oshi

>>58568258
Aw, sucks to suck man, just try out Starsector then it's a fucking time vampire that makes the voices go away for a while.

>>58568458
Fishman shipping is really something else. Also $20 shipping is still retarded.

jealous of Pippa's new revolver! I remember in a GTA V stream she talked about getting a single action one day. Maybe in the future I'll get a Ruger Vaquero and name it "pipkin".

Goodnight /pcg/, I really love Panko

>>58568458
This is the single major problem with Phase Connect. Not the worst problem to have compared to some other corpos but man this is ridiculous at this point.

>>58568576
nini legendary pankophile

>>58568576
Goodnight Pankophile

>>58568576
really sleep well, lil pank

A silent voice would be a more believable movie if the guy died when he fell of the balcony and the girl didn't give a fuck and then went off to college and got fucked by 50 dudes

>>58568313
That's not gonna happen anytime soon
>>58568500
Oh yeah

>>58568612
>>58568623
>>58568624
Oyasumi

>>58568576
Goodnight.

>>58568612
>legendary pankophile
whats he done to earn that title

>>58568469
no idea how i'll make it work... but i'm sure gonna try cause goddamn

>>58568562
It defaults to $30 for outside of the US, regardless of weight.
So if you get a single standee, you'll still pay double for shipping it.

I've bought merch from multiple companies, including big and small, even indies, JP stores, booth and 3rd party sellers.
Phase has consistently been the only ones I have issues with and they take 7-10 months to ship out, often using the cheapest slowest option with no option to choose anything else.

>>58568666
nini fags

>Whats after 10

>>58568686
Do you ever wonder why the Pankophiles correct grammar and spelling?

>>58568576
nini-nini pankophile!

>>58568666
My dude got a nini from satan

>>58568458
>>58568598
Anyone have a recent (this month) order? What's the order # at now? I know the order # jumped from 4000 in December to 6000 in March to 10000 in July, and I'm wondering whether Fish's capacity problem is slowing down or not

>>58568337
she's lookin' a lil green now.

>>58568523
>You wait long enough you become an anti of your oshy by the time your vtuber merch to arrives
It's sad that I can genuinely see this happening with how ridiculous phase shipping is.

>>58568724
That's rude. Why would you call me a fag? Fags, even. I'm not multiple people. I'm alone.

>>58568750
Maybe "The ESL Scourge" would be a more appropriate name.

michi stop shitposting

michi keep shitposting

>>58568724
Well fuck you too then. NOyasumi.

>>58568798
I didn't even get an order # mailed to me with my Dizzy merch, just a confirmation number with letters. Their site was having issues for a week and had to spend each day hoping the transaction would complete before the sale ends.

I'm gonna confess then do shrooms and watch tomorrow.

Michi keep shitposting, but do it in Japanese so I can practice my reps without leaving the thread

>>58568750
Putting the blame on his mistake is just something I retroactively made up on a whim. I don't actually know why you started doing it.

>>58568863
Gee Iori, two sets of eyebrows?

>>58568895
me either I just find it funnier that way though.

>>58568798
seems to be around ~12000 at the moment

>>58568867
Not the tracking number in the package, the order # in the email (you did give Fish a throwaway email, right?)

>>58568916
she's so greedy...

>>58568895
>we probably won't actually get MMO thursdays
>where looms tries out different ones new and old sub and ftp
>sometimes with friends like Clio or Miia

[Rie news] She wants to buy a gong, and gong her chat when they say something stupid, or even gong her mother when her mother criticizes her for buying the gong

>>58569052
deaf speedrun any%

How do I tell my oshi I love her without sperging out and making her uncomfortable

>>58568800
Now make her a dark blue

>>58569118
tell her you wouldn't rape her at a con

>>58569118
just drop it casually, or wait until she's having a tender moment with chat

>>58569150
no promises

>>58569118
Do your maro reps

>>58568800
Somebody once told her the world was gonna roll her

>>58569191
Too soon...

Pippa's defenseless anus.

>>58568983
So not getting better at all. Welp.

well jonged
sorry about the dc

>>58569182
NTA, but spoonfeed me, half the girls never check them or are outright closed

>>58569031
I don't really have an opinion on most MMOs, but Lumi seems to enjoy a bit of shittalking in multipayer games.

>>58567400
Well jonged
3/4

good jong!

>>58569208
He would want you to keep smiling

>>58569118
Send her a bunch of akasupas and gifted memberships

>>58569263
I suppose you're right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4pqHjpguE

I love da michi

Why is the 4chan image server still slow or not loading sometimes?

>>58569208
what? did someone die?

>>58568985
No, I literally did not get a mail confirmation of my order. As I said, I was trying to order it for a whole week before it eventually accepted my payment.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY KISS YOU FUCKS

>>58569321
Dude no way, same.

>>58569342
all mine

>>58569342
Already called dibs at the beginning of stream

>>58569118
Tell her your most secret fetish. Works every time.

>>58569342
All mine

>>58569360
>>58569374
>>58569378
AAAAAAAAAA IM LOSING MY MIND

>>58569333
Steve Harwell, lead singer of Smash Mouth.

>>58569374
I thought I already broke the news?
>>58562458

Lumi
>no allergies
>no chronic illnesses
>strong immune system
>naturally high collagen
>???
>talks about freezing eggs
Stupid woman, wasting actual good genes.

Are you guys going to confess that you argue over Erina's kiss every day?

This is a picture of Jelly Hoshiumi.

>>58569406
>no allergies
Cats. Yes, I know she got one.

>>58569374
>>58569378
Kinda cute that shes supposed to be really tall but acts so shy and insecure.

>>58569406
She literally said she has synesthesia

>>58569425
you can't prove that

>>58569425
No this is

>>58569425
nuh uh

I feel terrible which streams since the end of beard review are worth catching up on?

>>58569425
how are you so sure??

>>58569402
well shit
guess he can't get his game on and go play now

>>58569406
She is jewish though. If you raise kids with her, all of your children will also be jewish

>>58569425
Real picture of Jelly Hoshiumi.

>>58569333
Lead singer of Smash Mouth. Say what you will about all star, but Waste was genuinely one of my favorite songs, same with Out of Sight. Pretty upsetting to hear what happened.

>>58568337
she send a guy to death row with trial and jury. pretty based

Kiss received. Can now go to sleep. Nini pcg

>>58569406
She's waiting for me.

>>58569445
False.

>>58569515
nini tell your mom ill be with her shortly.

Rie here talking about wanting to get beat up and awakening something in me.

>>58569515
sleep well, lil makinist

>>58569445
>>58569528
No, we need an expert.

>>58569515
nini-nini makinist!

>>58569406
>no allergies

I will not sleep until Hime finishes counting rice and gives a goodnight kiss

They already proved the alien was fake years ago

>>58569544
SEE
glad to see i'm not alone

Does Rie normally induce erections with her choice of discussion topics or am I broken

>>58569565
shut up it's real this time

>>58569240
It kinda depends on who your oshi is
But just tell her that you love her and why you specifically love her

>>58569579
It's the same ayys

>>58569491
Man that whole album was a bop, but i guess being too popular was the sin they had to carry. I'm glad people are unironically sad that it happened at least.

>>58569515
Goodnight.

>>58569577
Both.

>>58569595
LA LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA

>>58569577
She has sunken her teeth into you. There is no escape. Welcome to Himebito.

>>58568212
>appeal to Haretority
Glum.

>>58569528
would

>>58569658
Anon NO!

>>58569658
she'd crumble

>>58569411
Oh, that's a good one.

>>58569515
Goodnight Makinist

tenma in hime chat

CONFESS MOTHAFACKERS

>>58569757
Saving it for Erina's stream. Fuck you.

>>58569757
I HATE HER FAKE KITSUNE ACCENT

>>58569560
Literally what she said, also
>perfect eyesight

>>58569757
I sold chalk powder so some idiots in HS telling them it was cocaine. They never complained so win/win I guess.

>>58569791
>KITSUNE ACCENT
lol i might start calling it that
it's fucking impossible to figure out what that accent it actually is, and "kitsune accent" sounds fun

>>58569757
I don't want to marry my oshi. I just want to cut her head off and drink her blood and have sex with her corpse. I know it's mental illness and not love but I have this desire to possess her. The idea of cutting her into pieces and kissing her severed head feels so intense. I want to hug her corpse so that she can be only mine

>>58569757
I love all the Phase girls and want all of them to succeed. Except Remi. They should replace her with Lisa

>>58568212
Braindead VirtualAsylum/Kiwifags besiege the thread. Whenever you see an embarrassing wannabe normalfag post it's probably them.

>>58569727
Then I'd snort her like a line of coke

>>58569487
Don't care as long as it comes with the aforementioned features. Jews are typically sickly and prone to certain illnesses.

>>58569757
I believe in gods, but I don't believe in God.

I love this woman.

>>58569850
>>58569874
Potential business deal here.

nini /pcg/

>>58569639
Tell me about the Rie. What are some of your favorite streams? What would give me a good feel for her personality and ambiance?

>>58569904
Goodnight Starknight

Why Jelly stop steaming?

>>58569904
sleep well, lil starknight

>>58569904

>>58569487
Blonde arm hair. Jews is brown. She's white.

>>58569903
>>58569874
I've got a brid- err, a baggie to sell you.

>>58569906
The one that's one and the previous rice stream are prime Hime content. Aside from that, some of member streams (any of them, really) give you a really good glimpse into more intimate Hime.

>>58569757
I shitpost during dead hours but when there are streams I just watch those instead.

What kind of confessions is Erina looking for? What is an acceptable level? I saw she said fun/silly, but what's the limit on how bad it can be?

>>58569929
Where is your webm

>>58569904
nini-nini starknight!

>>58569989 (Me)
The one that's on right now*
fucking retarded

>>58569701
You have no power!

>>58569989
>The one that's one

I'm spent. Gonna pop some benzos and pass out, nini.
I love this dorks.

Kinda emotional in a good(?) way? I dunno what Im feeling.

Just chillin and listening to some the the AI covers from pippas strim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HzjvZZHswQ

>>58569757
I wait for streams to end so I can watch them as VODs also I am not even subscribed

>>58569966
consider it sold

>>58570114
Nice!

>>58570002
Remi and Lumi have both done confession streams before if what want to see the quality of this community. Erina will probably want hers to be sillier than those though

>>58569929
Because she's now mummy, no hydration left.

>>58570097
Me too

>>58570097
>>58570140
Goodnight anons

I got raided into my first Hime stream. I dozed off to Hime singing while sorting rice. I woke up to Hime pitching herself as a wife and saying that she'll enjoy being beat up.
Is this the Phase Connect GFE?
Also, where the fuck does Sakana find those girls? Is he hiring on some obscure ryona forums?

>>58570135
>>58569929

>>58570097
>>58570140
sleep well, lil poppers

>>58569757
As much as I don't want to be parasocial for my oshi I still find myself straying towards it everyday. I stop myself from going over the edge but I just want the best for her. I still fantasize though

>>58570097
>>58570140
nini-nini anons!

>>58570159
> Also, where the fuck does Sakana find those girls?
Places you'd consider yourself too good to visit.

>>58570195
As long as you don't do it in a place she'd have to see it, you should be good honestly. It's good having that reality check to reel ya back in though sometimes.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1702595226123321629
Likers assemble.

>>58570219
That doesn't seem like good quality sleep.

>>58570159
Unironically fishman has an eye for finding talents. I don't know what it is he can see, but it's works out somehow.

>>58570178
Amazing.

>>58570259
what in the

[lia news] She hates her fans and will soon come online at Twitch to spite them

>>58570305
thank you I got distracted by wanting to draw hime tummy by the other picture.

>>58570178

>>58570286
the crunch is comfy

>>58569904
>>58570140
>>58570097
Goodnight.

>>58570129
I was the one who confessed in Lumi's stream about jacking off in class. Somehow I don't think that's gonna fly on Erina's stream.

>>58570419
Did you get caught?

Ok I must sleep. Pippa is destroying my sleep schedule.

>>58570537
sleep well, lil capipi

>>58570537
Goodnight Capipi

>>58570532
No, thankfully. My bus driver in high school once felt the need to tell me about what happened to Peewee Herman. It was the weirdest fucking thing because I dunno how he knew.

>>58570398

>>58570537
Goodnight.

>>58570537
nini-nini capipi!
>>58570631
how does it taste?

>>58570259
I was supposed to go to sleep 4 hours ago.
I have classes in another 4.
IKZ!

Why is Iori like this?

>>58570129
Lia and Tenma too.
>>58570002
Good question. I feel like my memories for anything fun are just crumbling away so I'm drawing a blank.

>>58570779
She's ashamed of her profession.

>>58570767

>>58570846
So it was REALLY good?!

For me?
It's Larry.
>>58570195
You don't choose the unicorn life.
The unicorn life chooses you.

This is entertaining?

I wish to wife Hime and watch videos of people roling bottles down the stairs all day with her.

>>58570846
can't handle the spice?

>>58570917
>come home and your wife and toddler destroyed the house as a team

>>58567400
well jonged, 3/4 again

Are zoomers ok?

>>58567400
WJ

>>58570952

>>58570998
if this hime stream is anything to go off of, no, not even close

>>58567400
Well jonged
I have taken too much mentaru

>>58570957
That sounds simultaneously amazing and also absolutely nightmarish.

>>58570983
good jong!
>>58570998
the urge to see the forces of physics break shit is incredibly funny
t. zoomer

>>58570998
No generation since the 1930s has been okay. WW1 annihilated whatever culture worth anything existed. People have looked into it and male friendship essentially cooled off to the nth degree after WW1 outside of like the military and some fraternities.
It's sort of coming back nowadays but only very slowly.

i want to surf my face on hime's chest

>>58570998
i don't think they are, but that's okay

>>58570998
I like when the funny talking baby hit the talking dog while the silly man does the cool jumps on the trains.

>>58571068
We used to have videogames for this sort of thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAoDgCF-feg

unmedicated hime laugh my beloved

>>58570895
>debuted months ago
>only had two or three solo streams
I'm going to fuck a better work ethic into Larry, lazy deer man

>>58571131
>unmedicated hime laugh
anon... she took her meds... this is medicated hime...

>>58571150
I know but the way she laughs when she's really excited makes it sound like she's crazy and unmedicated. It's very cute

>>58571168
And hot.

>>58571131
>>58571150
I've seen some screenshots of that, I hope she never reaches that low point again.

Goodnight, /pcg/. I love Tenma. Again, I hope she won't do any guerilla for the sake of her health. Need to find myself a barbell. Maybe I could buy a used one, they're cheaper.

https://youtu.be/H_scEGUtQz4?si=xu9-zVbTsmAErBGD

>>58571185
sleep well, lil schizo

>>58571185
Goodnight Kanpainiki

>>58571179
QRD?

>>58571179
>WHY ARE YOU PINK
>BUT NOT HIME PINK
Wife Material.

>>58571185
nini tenmaschizo

>>58570779
retard-chama...

>>58567400
Warm smiles all around,
Kusoge, yet still we strive,
Testing skills and pride.
3/4
if haikus work for /mjg/ surely they'll work here

>>58571012

fat fat FAT!

>>58571084
Is there some more in-depth stuff on that?

>>58571120
I kind of dig the short hair hime.

>hime swims in rice water
>gets yeast infection
>stream cancelled

>>58571185
nini-nini kanpainiki!
>>58571126
i grew up with happy wheels and car boys, i still love funny physics games and ragdolls

Goodnight /pcg/

>>58571320
Not really. It is mostly "the grass was greener" thinking.

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>>58571207
Unmedicated Hime is like unmedicated Lia. She isn't crazy and fun she just cries, drinks and doesn't stream.
Some people are so mentally ill that it prevents them from creating any type of content when unmedicated.

>>58571364
yeah me too nini

>>58571364
nini-nini michiposter!

>>58571305
didnt she go hiking?

>>58571382
Ahh... I see. Understandable.

>>58571364
Goodnight Michiposter
>>58571385
Goodnight Airihead

>>58571385
nini-nini airihead!

>>58571394
And I felt earthquakes from it all the way on the east coast.

>>58570998
No, we're fucked

Jelly AI is way too willing and agreeable to perform these tasks.

>>58571376
>>58571385
>>58571388
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>>58571428
oh yeah